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The best stepdaughter ever.
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This is rude.
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So what's cracking? How'd your days go?
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Nothing. It's actually a great day
today. I got elected for class
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What? I'm really excited. Yeah, I'm
really, really happy about it, too.
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Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I know,
right?
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See, this is how you should be acting.
This is a good role model.
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Oh, what?
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Yeah, she's class president. You didn't
hear that?
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That means that she's going to be a
leader.
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Okay, I don't care.
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Yeah, that's what that means.
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And you know what?
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What is it with her and these fucking
video games?
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I don't know.
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Huh?
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Okay, you know what? You need to shut
your fucking mouth, Dad.
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Okay, I don't care what you have to say
now. Leave her alone.
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Okay, I'm going to go to my room. I
don't even know why she bothered talking
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you because she's fucking crazy. I
wasn't done talking, so you can just
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your brakes for a second.
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Oh, my God. Are you fucking stupid?
Respect your father. Stop.
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No.
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No. So that's what you brought up, too.
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I want to hear more about this cook.
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That's a big deal. She became class
president. Yeah, you know what? I'm
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excited about it. I worked really hard
on my campaign, so just to show that my
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hard work pays off really means a lot to
me.
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I'm excited to do all these cool things
for the school.
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What did you have to do to win?
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Can we go?
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Okay. No, stop.
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She's trying to wait. Why are you so
rude?
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Okay, you know what? I don't even know
how you two know each other or what's
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going on. I'm not really paying
attention, but she's my best friend.
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to go to my room and play Barbie dolls,
okay?
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Barbie dolls? What the fucking fuck are
you talking about?
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You don't ever talk to me, you stupid
son of a bitch dad. I don't ever want to
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fucking see you or talk to you or hear
your stupid rat to the ass voice again.
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No, no,
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no. This is not okay. We're going to
your two -way room. What did I do wrong?
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What the hell? I was just trying to talk
to you.
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Well, my daughter's officially crazy.
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Well, hey, what's going on?
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You're always more than welcome to come
talk to me.
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How have you been? I've been great. How
about you?
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I've been all right. Good.
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So, do you have a boyfriend?
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No, still not. How do you not have a
boyfriend? You're amazing.
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Thank you.
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It's just, I'm really picky. I think
that's what it is.
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You're picky?
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Yeah, now that I have this, like, class
presidency, I don't really think that I
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have time for a boyfriend.
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You're not thinking about me, are you?
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I mean, I'd be lying if I said I didn't
think about you.
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Really? I think about you sometimes,
too.
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Oh, my goodness.
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But what is up with Anastasia? Why is
she acting so crazy lately?
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Her mother's bipolar.
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I think that might have... You know? You
know what? She must be because she
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doesn't act anything like you. Well,
she's, uh... She's out of country, so...
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Oh, my God.
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I have to deal with this shit after she
left.
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Mm -hmm. So, yeah, I guess you're going
to be spending the night.
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Yeah, I am, actually.
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So, we can, uh...
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Anyways,
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so congratulations on being president.
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Thank you very much. You know what? I am
done.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. I did not come
home from school so you can hit on my
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best friend, okay? I don't know what's
going on here.
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No, I don't care, okay? I do not fucking
care.
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Okay, come on. Let's go, Eliza. Dad,
don't ever talk to her again.
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Or I will fucking grill your head on my
barbecue. I have that right outside.
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I am not worried, too.
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No, no.
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School was already hell. This is like
the definition of Satan's lair, okay?
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You are so fucking annoying. God, you
know how bad I want to yell right now?
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Because I am so close.
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But the neighbors are right there. So
what are you doing?
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What are you doing? Don't look at her.
Okay, look at me.
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Hey, I'm the center of attention in this
fucking house.
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So you better pay attention and listen
to that fucking whatever your name is,
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dad. Cut.
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Okay, mom junior.
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Shut the fuck up, you stupid little
bitch. Go on your toes with your
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and video games.
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Jesus Christ, that girl needs bipolar
medication.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, guys.
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Let's crack in.
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I wanted to apologize.
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I wanted to let you know that I was not
flirting with your friend.
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You know, she is beautiful. It's during
grade school. I wasn't flirting with
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her.
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And I wanted to make sure we were cool.
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We used to get along. I'm trying to be
patient with you.
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Yeah, we're cool. I just, I don't know.
I can't figure this computer out. Can
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you help me?
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Oh, so now you're going to be nice.
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Well, you could always hit the power
button.
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Oh, look at that. Magic.
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Oh.
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Yeah. That's magical, huh?
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What? Thanks.
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Still not working. So you're not going
to tell Mom that I was flirting with
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are you?
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Nope. Huh?
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Nope.
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What are you doing?
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Doing? Nothing. I'm not doing shit.
Okay, I can't handle this right now. I
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know what it is you guys are doing.
We're not doing anything. I don't want
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deal with this. I'm trying to still fix
my computer.
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Nothing's going on.
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You need a pop of cheese.
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No, I don't want a pop of cheese.
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It makes no sense.
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That's what we said back in the day.
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Okay, do you put up your butt or
something? Because that is...
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You're silly. You gotta think I'm funny.
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Would you stop looking at her weird?
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This is really weird for me. I'm going
to call mom if you don't stop.
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No, you don't need to do that. He's not
doing anything. My computer is still
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broken. It won't type.
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Like, look at that.
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What did I do? Maybe someone disabled
it.
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Okay, you know what? I did not disable
anything. I don't know how to even work
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Excel. So how do you think I'm supposed
to fix the computer?
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Maybe it was me.
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It's not typing.
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Hello, my name is Walnut.
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That's my password, but it's not
working. So can you please help me?
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Just keep trying.
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No, it's not working. And Mom's texting
me. Should I tell her what you're doing?
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What are you doing?
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What are you talking about? Stop looking
at her weird. I'm tired of this.
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What are you doing? It's not typing. Let
me help it.
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What are you doing?
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Stop.
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What did I just see you do?
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Nothing. I didn't do shit. What did I
just see you do? She bumped into me. You
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are fucking weird.
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She bumped into me. Get out.
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Please, just go. I've had enough of you.
I'm not getting out. Please, no.
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No, if you're not going to help me with
my computer, it's still broken, then get
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out. All right, I'll help you with your
computer. Look, it's helping me. Come
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on, give him a break. I don't know how
to do this. It's not helping me type.
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Why are you all so close to me, dude?
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What are you talking about?
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God, it won't tie.
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Help me. I'm going to have an aneurysm.
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What the fuck is going on here?
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They do, do, I don't know.
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Yes, we are Jewish.
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Okay, so that's a reminder.
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Mom is Jewish. You know that, right?
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Yeah, I think I know.
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I think my password is with heritage.
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But I don't know.
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What are you talking about?
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I can't deal with this anymore, okay?
You need to stop.
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It's fucking weird.
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Oh my gosh, should I tell mom what
you're doing? Because I will text her
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now. She's texting me.
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I can, and I will. Hold on.
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Okay.
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Go ahead, I don't give a shit. She's
probably cheating anyways.
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She's meaner than you.
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Oh, she said... What?
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he doing now?
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What should I say?
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You should say why don't you just hang
out with the bartender that she met on
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the cruise she's on right now. I am
going to text her because would you
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No.
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No. That is no. There's nothing wrong
with what I'm doing. You help me with it
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because I am going to have a tumor the
size of a baseball bat.
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Okay, I'll help you. Shut up.
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So you happy now?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you for fixing my
computer. By the way, I didn't text Mom
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that, so you're good.
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That's cool.
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Okay, so off to the games.
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So what are you doing over here?
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Me? Playing games.
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Yeah, I'm playing games.
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I'm busy, don't talk.
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I'm gonna watch you play though.
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Okay, weirdo.
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So you guys don't like ride bikes and
shit like that anymore?
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No, we quit that winter as well.
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What? Yeah, we quit that a long time
ago.
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Why?
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Because mountain biking and... Oh, it is
raining outside, isn't it? And yeah,
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plus the rain.
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What's that noise?
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I don't want to hear that.
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There's nothing going on, apparently.
Don't watch me play. I've been
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in hanging together, but my credit card
bill is ridiculous.
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Yeah, same as mine, but mom always pays
for it. No,
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she doesn't pay for it.
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Don't tell her that.
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What's that?
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The line is just right there.
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Can I help you with something?
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I'm just watching you play.
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I'm interested in what you guys do.
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It's really raining out there, isn't it?
It's noisy.
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I guess so.
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It's coming down.
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Coming real hard.
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What was that?
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What, Mom?
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What? Nothing.
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Mom didn't text me yet.
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because you're supposed to be with them
all the time.
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What's that?
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Focus. I'm trying to focus.
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Why are you looking at porn,
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Anastasia? Like, I'm sitting right here.
What the fuck?
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Oh, you think it's fun? You think it's
cute?
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That's really inappropriate.
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Really is, isn't it?
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I mean, I would never do that in front
of my dad.
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That's fucking crazy.
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Well, you were busy over there, so I
took my time.
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Busy? Yep. You seem busy. I don't know
what you're doing.
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Well, I'm going to get going. Dad, what
the fuck are you doing, Dad? What the
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hell? Dude, no. Get the fuck out. Get
out of here. You know what?
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I'm not gonna waste my fucking time. I'm
leaving.
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Bye, you weirdo. I don't even know
what's going on here. Bye.
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Eliza, come on. We're here.
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Why is she watching porn? What is going
on here?
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Fuck you.
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I had that shitty belt and my pants fell
down.
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You guys have taken up the whole fucking
living room. Come on.
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I have to watch my shows.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm stretching.
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You never exercise, buddy. You're
exercising today. What the fuck is up?
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And I know I'm not allowed to sit next
to your friend, so... Oh, shut up, won't
243
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you?
244
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:55,310
Huh? Shut up, won't you? I'm trying to
stretch now.
245
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,210
You're ruining my zen.
246
00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,930
Since when did you start stretching?
247
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Since mom paid for my Pilates after
school.
248
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It
249
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feels
250
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really good.
251
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,400
I see that.
252
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,620
It feels really good too.
253
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,680
Something like that, yeah.
254
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,460
You need some help?
255
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,910
I know a little bit about stretching.
256
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:36,030
I'm not going to kick... She's a doll.
257
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,970
She's an angel. I'm not kicking her off
the couch.
258
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:42,390
You're doing something productive, so
I'm not going to fuck with you either.
259
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,390
So, I've got to ask you something.
260
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,870
Okay. We need to have a talk.
261
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:54,570
The elephant in the room. What about the
porn the other day? Why were you
262
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:55,570
looking at porn?
263
00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:00,140
Um, I wasn't looking at porn. I have no
idea what you're talking about.
264
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:03,660
I'm pretty sure you admitted to it when
I caught you.
265
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,960
Okay, you know what?
266
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,480
That is my privacy, okay?
267
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:13,680
You have no right to go through all my
stuff.
268
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:16,420
I didn't go through your stuff. I was
standing around there. What the fuck are
269
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:17,420
you talking about?
270
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,440
Okay, you know what? Yes, I watched
porn, okay?
271
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,579
But that doesn't mean that you can...
272
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:31,850
Just accuse me of watching porn. I
looked at it, skimmed through it just to
273
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what it was because I was curious.
274
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,350
I can be curious at this age. Come on,
mom.
275
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:38,730
Why were you curious?
276
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:45,350
Well, I was curious because I saw you
two, you know, doing the dirty.
277
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:46,829
Doing the dirty?
278
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,090
What are you talking about?
279
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,810
What the fuck is the dirty? Will you
guys explain that to me?
280
00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,290
That was...
281
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,690
A wiseacre look.
282
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,770
Yes, I saw and I was curious. Why not?
283
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:03,690
It's not bad if I'm, you know,
experimenting with stuff.
284
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:07,210
What did you do? You just typed in porn
and you were like, because I saw it.
285
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,430
Yes. It was just some company called...
That's exactly what I did.
286
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:15,390
It was some company called Hoosie and
all the... How do you know about this
287
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,550
stuff? Well... I didn't know about it
either.
288
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:22,530
Well, I mean, I saw you too. Okay, don't
lie to my face. You can't...
289
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,400
You can't just do that, okay?
290
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:29,920
Someone like me, your best friend, and
your daughter, stepdaughter.
291
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,820
What kind of shit is that? Come on. Come
on now. What do you expect me to do
292
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,000
when I saw you looking at porn?
293
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,100
What do you want me to say?
294
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,300
I saw mom and dad doing it because I did
not.
295
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,020
So... What did you see us doing exactly?
296
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:50,180
Yeah, what did you see us doing? Well, I
saw you kissing her and
297
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,220
you guys were...
298
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360
Okay.
299
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,520
Why didn't you say that's the one you
thought?
300
00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,300
Well, I didn't want to say anything
because I didn't want to interrupt.
301
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:06,120
And it was gross, but I got me thinking
things.
302
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,600
Thinking things?
303
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,460
Yes. Like what?
304
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,660
Why are you so curious, Eliza?
305
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:17,320
Well, you're the one that's curious, it
sounds like. I can see what stretches
306
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,160
and stuff. That's what you mean. I don't
think so.
307
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,480
What? Nope.
308
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,560
No, it's okay.
309
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,699
You sure?
310
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,700
Yeah, I'm good.
311
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,980
It doesn't matter.
312
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,940
Why do you keep testing me about it?
313
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:43,800
It's so aggravating. Maybe you did see
me and her doing something.
314
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,080
Yeah, so?
315
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,480
It was actually what we do is a lot of
fun.
316
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
Well...
317
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:59,860
happened so really nope well maybe you
could join in
318
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:04,200
sometime wait what uh
319
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:10,960
what do you mean i didn't know you were
getting down with the porn see she's
320
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:17,820
matured a little more maybe yeah i think
so yeah me yeah well i
321
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:21,160
always have been i just don't like your
face
322
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:24,530
That's not very nice.
323
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:30,950
Well, that's not my problem. Well,
that's what I'm for. She can just look
324
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,330
the whole time. She can look at you.
325
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,990
What are we talking about here? What are
we talking about here?
326
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,530
You mean I'm a narcissist?
327
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:40,410
I don't even know what that means.
328
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,810
A threesome, you idiot.
329
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,090
God, why does mom even put up with you?
330
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,190
I don't know. I don't understand.
331
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,630
I guess it's the reason you put up with
me.
332
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,850
I make money.
333
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,500
Well, you do buy me whatever I want.
334
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,719
Bad idea.
335
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,420
You did buy me these nice shoes.
336
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840
They're very cute.
337
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,360
What are you up to over here?
338
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,240
Thinking about how much fun the three of
us can have together.
339
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,920
I don't know what you're talking about.
You want to teach her a trick?
340
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,860
Yeah, let's do it.
341
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:13,320
So check this out. What trick? Why don't
you stretch your lower back? I'll show
342
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,299
you something.
343
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,300
About what?
344
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,740
It's a surprise.
345
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,060
Don't ask any questions. Let's do it.
346
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:21,120
Okay. What is going on?
347
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
What's that?
348
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,030
I don't know what's going on, but okay.
349
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,730
Whoa, what the fuck is that?
350
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,390
What is going on?
351
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:33,570
I have no idea what's going on.
352
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:35,370
Well, you said you were curious.
353
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,190
Um, not like this.
354
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,270
Whoa, what are you doing to my dad?
355
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:42,730
Um,
356
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,850
okay.
357
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,630
She's really good at it. She's got a lot
of practice.
358
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:05,750
It looks like you've done this before.
359
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,430
Wow.
360
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:09,650
Your best friend's got some experience.
361
00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:12,890
But you guys can't say anything at all
about this.
362
00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:17,010
I cannot promise that. I'm sorry.
363
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,030
This is very conflicting.
364
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:22,510
What's conflicting?
365
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,330
Yeah, I don't know whether to applaud or
to...
366
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:29,449
I'll cry.
367
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:32,530
I think she should try. What do you
think? I think the answer is to join.
368
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:33,970
I think she should try.
369
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,790
Come on, I can teach you.
370
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:38,050
It's not like we're having sex or
anything.
371
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:40,470
We're just messing around.
372
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:43,070
It'll give you practice for the other
boys in school.
373
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,310
Aren't you talking to Cameron? Don't you
think he's cute?
374
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:51,290
I don't know, Eliza. I mean, I think
you'll really impress him if you give
375
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,069
good blowjob.
376
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,430
It'll be easier if you give him a good
blowjob.
377
00:22:58,179 --> 00:23:02,600
Just try. Just close your eyes. You
don't even have to look at him. Just act
378
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,600
like it's Cameron.
379
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,820
Do I have to?
380
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,240
It's up to you.
381
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,460
Okay, fine.
382
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,280
Is that so bad?
383
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,240
I think she's going to like it.
384
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:23,900
I don't know.
385
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,180
This is really weird.
386
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,379
Like that?
387
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,380
Sorry.
388
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,060
It's so big, it's okay.
389
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,320
That's going to happen. Why don't you
show her?
390
00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:45,580
Let's hold her.
391
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,880
Let's hold her head and see what she can
do to help her.
392
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,360
Show her the potions.
393
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,500
You just kind of go like this.
394
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,300
Exactly. And you suck.
395
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,940
Yeah. You're getting the hang of it. Try
to give the tip to Hickey.
396
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,420
She's pretty good at that.
397
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,999
She's very good.
398
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,080
She's a fast learner, huh?
399
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320
She is.
400
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:07,810
They're watching the porn.
401
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:11,210
Don't tell Mom about that.
402
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:14,670
Oh, yeah, now you're done. You can't say
shit to Mom. You're just guilty.
403
00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:16,530
Yep,
404
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:23,250
just like that.
405
00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:25,230
Good job.
406
00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:29,990
She's really good at this. Yes, she is.
407
00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,290
She's a natural.
408
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,100
Deep as you can. What do you think?
409
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,020
You think she can go all the way?
410
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,319
I don't know.
411
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,700
I don't even know if she knows what all
the way is.
412
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Wow.
413
00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,220
What do you think?
414
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,680
Not yet.
415
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,840
I think I need more practice.
416
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,740
I think so too. Really, huh?
417
00:25:37,219 --> 00:25:39,800
She's so cute when she's sucking cock,
right? She is.
418
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,640
Adorable.
419
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,340
She's good at that.
420
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:21,080
Yeah, she is. How about we actually pick
this up a little faster, too?
421
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760
Good girl.
422
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:27,460
Guess who's going to the mall today?
423
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,320
I'm going to buy you guys whatever y
'all want.
424
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:42,580
She started sucking harder after I said
that. Yeah, she did.
425
00:26:47,479 --> 00:26:49,520
I think it's my turn.
426
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,900
You're probably better than I am.
427
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,200
So like this?
428
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880
You do that?
429
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,040
We better be.
430
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,400
Thank you.
431
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,620
It's hereditary, you mean.
432
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,320
Could be.
433
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,260
If I'm in school, I would know.
434
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:09,940
You know that.
435
00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:34,070
We like sharing.
436
00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:38,950
They say sharing is caring in school.
437
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,930
Mm -hmm. She's done this before.
438
00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,310
She's done this before.
439
00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:46,730
Yeah, well, she caught us.
440
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:50,910
Um, before what?
441
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,490
Nothing, nothing, I don't know.
442
00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:54,410
Mm -hmm.
443
00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:56,410
Sure.
444
00:29:26,429 --> 00:29:28,490
Yeah See that lets you go in here right?
445
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,290
Don't all you girls know how to twerk?
446
00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:16,890
Correction. Two out of every five women
do.
447
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,110
Really? You know the statistics, huh?
448
00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:22,690
Science major, duh.
449
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,680
That was really nice.
450
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,920
You have a bigger ass than my mom.
451
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,160
You're teaching her other things too.
452
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680
That's crazy.
453
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,660
You should have told me this months ago.
Otherwise I would have started doing
454
00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:28,240
it. It's crazy we've got the house to
ourselves.
455
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:41,320
I can change in a split second. Don't
test me, dude.
456
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,379
Pre -cum.
457
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,920
I know what he's about to do
458
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:50,970
What the fuck was that?
459
00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:52,770
What's in her mouth?
460
00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:58,210
What is that?
461
00:32:59,710 --> 00:33:01,870
Maybe it's better she doesn't know.
462
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:03,550
It tastes like sulfur.
463
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,270
It tastes like sulfur.
464
00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:08,229
What is that?
465
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:09,990
I've heard bleach before, but I've never
heard of sulfur.
466
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,580
Oh, me, no. So that's what you get for
being a... God,
467
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,060
get the fuck out. No, I'm done. Nope,
nope, nope, nope.
468
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,980
Bye. Sorry, I didn't know.
469
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,260
Get your sulfur -ass tasting cum out of
here.
470
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Oh, my God.
471
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320
Bye.
472
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,920
Chill out. Keep it down.
473
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,260
I'm on a bed.
474
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:49,640
Do you guys like clean up the living
room so I can come out and watch my
475
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,840
Fuck off, girl.
476
00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:52,689
All right.
477
00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:53,690
See you.
478
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:55,230
All right.
479
00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:56,670
Wouldn't want to be you.
480
00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:57,930
Wouldn't want to be you.
481
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,450
Dad! Dad!
482
00:34:00,710 --> 00:34:01,950
Dad! Dad!
483
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:05,710
Dad! What the fuck is going on? Dad!
484
00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:06,950
Dad!
485
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,850
Why are you guys dressed like this?
486
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:17,750
Well, we watch porn, so we want some
dirty stuff
487
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,429
happening. You guys need to get some
clothes on right now. Well, no one at
488
00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:25,440
school. knows what they're doing okay so
we don't know any guy who would so we
489
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,580
thought of you so we were watching porn
and she had this marvelous idea that you
490
00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:33,120
know why don't we practice some of this
stuff on my dad and i thought it was a
491
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:37,100
good idea too so we called you in here
and now you're gonna say yes right you
492
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,280
shouldn't tell her sorry
493
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:46,260
Best friends don't keep secrets.
494
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,440
What? No.
495
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:53,239
We're not getting dressed. I do not
think so.
496
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,520
Okay, you know what? Bipolar runs in the
family, remember?
497
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,340
That's what she said.
498
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:06,060
Yep.
499
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:07,980
Well,
500
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,560
why don't you pull on your pants and
we'll show you.
501
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:18,500
How about you do it that way I don't
have to say I did it. Okay. Because I
502
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,780
in a lot more trouble than you guys do
from mom, so.
503
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,180
Oh, yeah?
504
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,360
Yeah, so.
505
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,700
You guys are nervous.
506
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,538
Oh, no.
507
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:29,540
You're nervous.
508
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,440
I guess you don't know me as well as you
thought you did.
509
00:35:43,450 --> 00:35:45,570
these off because it's more fun with it
off.
510
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,870
Yeah, hold her by her hair.
511
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,000
Your daughter tastes so good.
512
00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,250
I think it's my turn if I can cough.
513
00:39:14,070 --> 00:39:16,310
We're just doing it how we saw it in the
porn.
514
00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:19,870
Did you watch it?
515
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:21,150
Yeah, I did.
516
00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:23,790
It looked like she liked it.
517
00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:22,770
Yes, ma 'am.
518
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,240
It's good, it's good, it's good.
519
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,000
Mmm. Mmm.
520
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:46,980
Mmm.
521
00:42:13,810 --> 00:42:16,610
um um
522
00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,230
It won't be my first time.
523
00:43:00,770 --> 00:43:02,690
I'll get it nice and wet for her day.
524
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,250
Thank you.
525
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:39,050
It's a dirty little girl, huh?
526
00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:40,610
I like it.
527
00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:42,270
Well, now you know.
528
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,650
The secret's been out.
529
01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:27,770
Thank you.
530
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,320
Hmm.
531
01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:20,700
It wasn't hard, huh?
532
01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:37,649
like they do in those pornos. Are you
sure about that? Yeah. Yeah.
533
01:09:38,270 --> 01:09:39,470
Uh -uh, that's bad.
534
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,770
Okay, whatever.
535
01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:43,790
Nothing to ask me twice.
536
01:09:45,229 --> 01:09:47,090
Are you sure you guys want to do this?
537
01:09:47,370 --> 01:09:48,370
Yes.
538
01:09:48,970 --> 01:09:50,149
And your head's back.
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