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Where should we stay? Should we stay here?

Dude, I don't know. I've seen it before and I don't really like it.

No, look at this, guys. It is fucking insane.

So I've been looking at these photos from this girl and she's been staying at

this really dope hotel. Show me.

In a huge pool party.

I mean, huge.

I'm about that.

Yes. And they have a stage. I want to be on that stage. We have to be on that

stage. We can get on the stage.

But...

I'm trying to figure out how are we going to get there.

We're broke, but it's okay.

Our parents?

Yeah, I can't ask my parents.

I literally just asked them for money to go to Miami.

Oh, really? It was lit, but... Well, they said a good time.

It was fun.

It was fun.

Maybe we'll think of something.

Well, there is a way... That looks like me.

Is that you?

Not yet. That's going to be us.

Look at all those hot babes. I mean, as long as it's on the strip, I'm cool with

whatever.

Oh, my God. We're going to get so fucking wet.

I'm so excited.

Oh, yeah, you guys.

We're going. We're for sure going.

Maybe we have some guy pay for it.

That could always work.

You know guys are dumb. They'll always do something like that.

Oh, I love you guys already.

You guys are bad.

Thank you.

We're going to hustle our way there for sure. Yes, we are.

Look at these girls taking pictures. Yeah.

Let's take a picture. Okay.

We will look better than them there.

Duh.

Alright, alright. I'm posting it.

Alright. Let's see how many guys you play.

I hope there's two.

Don't worry. I definitely want to like one night stand in Vegas.

Oh my god.

Why?

Why not?

Oh, like you're not thinking about it too.

Maybe.

Every girl wants some dick in Vegas.

Oh my god.

What? Look how many likes she got.

Yes!

Wait until we're in Vegas. Oh my god. We sold out.

You guys, we have to get like new outfits and everything.

We gotta go shopping.

Yes. And I need to get my nails done.

I know, but I need my nails done and everything too, guys. We really need the

money.

Whoa.

Oh.

Who's that?

That's my stepdad.

That's your stepdad?

Really? He's hot.

He's really hot. Like, he's really hot. I would fuck your dad.

Shut up. Why?

I'm just being honest.

Okay,

what does he do?

Well, he says he's an accountant for this big firm, and apparently he has,

meetings with his clients all the time. They come in and out of his house, like,

way too regularly. It's a little weird.

Really? That's what he says that he does.

I don't know about that if he's an account, but... I've never really

him, but I have had my doubts about it. Well, he is extremely good -looking, so

that makes sense. Again, Morgan.

What? How?

I'm just saying.

Hey,

guys. Did you guys eat anything?

Sorry, I was on the phone when I came in.

Oh, we're fine.

No, we're good. Do you think you could just get away with ropes being on?

We got you on video now, motherfucker.

Can you just, like, leave us alone?

We're just hanging out. My name is Morgan.

Morgan.

What? I was just asking, I'm sorry.

Thanks, but no thanks. We're good.

Alright, if you need something, just let me know.

Cool. I will.

Not.

What's up with the attitude?

Why are you acting like that?

He seems pretty nice. Yeah. And he's hot. Well, he seems nice, but recently

been fucking around.

I feel so bad for my mom. I haven't found a way to, like, bring myself to

her that my stepdad's cheating on her. Are you fucking kidding me? No.

Wow. Fuck that dickhead. You know, she's so nice, and, like, I don't know how to

tell her.

You have... Yeah, and... What a fucking dickhead.

And... The other day, he totally walked in on me naked.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? He's been fucking up for real.

thirsty.

I don't know, but he's definitely been doing some sketchy shit.

You know what?

Fuck him.

I have an idea.

What? Tell me.

Do you really hate your stepdad that much?

He's a fucking asshole, of course.

So, you said you need evidence, right?

Proof? Yeah, proof.

I mean, I have to tell my mom. There has to be something I can do.

So, why don't we set him up?

Get the camera out. And since he's so into his little stepdaughter, why don't

you go into his bedroom, call him. We'll hide behind the door naked.

We shut the door on him and he can't go anywhere, right?

Yeah. And then... But we're recording this entire time, right? The whole time.

We're blackmailing him, all right? We need proof.

Don't you need proof?

Yeah, yeah.

This could really work. So you have to do it.

So, anyway.

We'll be hiding behind the door and we'll jump him.

Okay. And we'll take some photos. I'm sure he'll just kind of fall into it

because he's such a fucking creep.

Yep, that's true. And then by the end, we let him know.

We let my mom know.

That too. But most importantly...

We get this money. Damn, Gina, you're in your ideas.

Yeah. Girl, that's how we're going to get the money for Vegas.

Yeah. That's what we're going to fucking do.

How much money? How much money? I think like a decent amount. I've seen like a

duffel bag full of stuff. Wait, no way.

Are you kidding? I mean, I didn't want to say anything. Are you sure? Wait,

wait, wait. He is not an accountant for her.

I'm just letting you know.

No accountant has a duffel bag full of money.

We're definitely gonna have to get our hands on that. I think I know where it

is. Yeah guys. We can totally do this So you guys in I'm in I'm in all right.

Let's do it Come on not yet.

All right.

Let's go through some get ready

What's going on?

What's up?

Um, nothing.

I was just thinking about the time you saw me naked.

Um, okay.

Do you like what you see?

Um,

um, what about your friends? Where'd they go? And what about your mom?

Mom will never find out.

She'll never know.

They're both so sexy aren't they?

Do you like watching your stepdaughter play with other girls?

Yeah.

Do you want to play with those other girls too?

Three young girls.

One of their friends.

Dad.

Yeah.

Come on, let me know you want to.

Let me take this off of you.

Can you show me your camera?

Come on, go have fun.

um oh

Oh my god, he really does like playing with his daughter's head.

Come on, you gotta put that down.

What? But you're recording it. It's so beautiful.

It's so sexy.

Come on.

It's so sexy though.

I didn't even know I was going to be coming here.

Isn't that because of me?

Oh my god.

Hi.

Fucking fucking fucking

Even if you don't taste good, you have to tell me how fucking good that tastes.

Oh, it tastes so fucking good.

Good boy.

That's what I want to see.

Oh, my God.

Aren't my friends amazing?

Don't they suck your dick so good?

Mwah.

fucking good.

Those fucking pussy lips.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Thank you.

She's trying to.

What the fuck?

You can't do that.

No, no, no, no, no.

If I can remember, you really, really were creepy.

Right? I mean, yeah. I think he kind of wanted to do that to us. Who hits on

their stepdaughter's friend?

That's pretty fucking creepy.

And you know what would be even worse?

If her mom found out and your job.

Oh, man, that would suck, wouldn't it?

And maybe the internet.

Boo hoo. Okay, okay, okay.

You guys must want something.

What do I got to do to keep this out of those hands? What do you want? Oh, I

don't know. Maybe some money.

Yeah, that cash that you have in your duffel bag. I know all about it. Yeah.

guys are trying to blackmail me. That money's not really even mine. I wouldn't

say blackmail.

More like... Trade for trade.

Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Okay, fine. Okay, okay.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

That's right Like

this is what I have okay, it's 2500 that's it count it

Okay, well looks like 2500 Never

happened

Let's go get Jess. Yeah. Let's go, guys.

Do it.