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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you forever.

I know.

Oh, my gosh. When was it? The last time we last saw each other, we were still

married. I know. We were completely different people.

Tell me about it. It seems like a different lifetime.

Yeah. Oh, I could not agree more. I could not agree more.

Like, my stepson is so high energy. I don't even know what to do with him.

You are...

preaching to the choir right now life's just been so hectic i mean i didn't

realize helping and taking care of my stepson lucas that i wouldn't have any

time for myself i know they're so high energy coming from a sexless marriage oh

i'm horny 24 7 yes like even touching myself i'm like and then lucas will come

in i'm like oh my god so am i like I don't even have a reference point to the

last time I've had sex. I mean. Self -warning. It's sexless marriage. And

now I'm hungry.

Like, I'm on the prowl. But speaking of boys, I wonder.

Oh, you're right.

What trouble they're getting into.

Where are they? Oh, my God.

Must be some ruckus going around somewhere around here.

Oh, I'm going to fucking take you motherfucker down.

Thank you, man. You're welcome.

Are you okay?

Oh my god. What are you guys doing?

You guys, knock it off.

No, stop.

In the house?

Yeah, why not?

Because that's acceptable.

No, the floor is soaking wet. Look at all this snow.

We'll clean it up later.

No, this is unacceptable.

Not okay.

You guys go.

To your room. Are you okay?

Oh my gosh. No, you guys stop.

It's on.

That's not okay. No, put the snowballs down. You guys are dumb. You're throwing

snowballs at my mom?

No. I'll take you on.

Nikki, you guys stop. Come over here. You guys both get over here. Why? You

are stupid. Okay, wait.

Come over here. We'll clean it up later. It's not that bad. No, look here.

No, look.

You're soaking wet. Mom, I know I'm soaking wet. And I do.

Look at your scarf. You're soaking wet. You need to take this off.

No, it gets wet.

And your pants are all wet too.

Did you think this was going to be you? What are you doing?

Our friends are here.

Oh my God, look at your sweater. You need to take this off. Why?

Because you're going to get sick.

I mean,

if you're embarrassed by this, not that I've been seeing anything, I could have

someone else help you because clearly you need help.

All right, sure. Do you want me to help?

If you can, if you don't mind.

Okay, yeah, you help him.

What?

Take it off. Take it off? We need to lift this off first. It's not like I've

never seen it before. Yeah? It's okay. Why?

Oh, please. I'm ready for how long? Oh, come on. Yeah, it's so wet. Kind of

embarrassing. I mean, really? It's really wet.

Yeah. Like, you're going to get wet. Of course. I mean, the snow.

Yeah, I mean, it's so wet.

I was thinking about having it in the hallway.

And then not the after? Well, we're clean. Stay right there. I'm going to

towel. No.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Do you mind grabbing me a towel, too?

Fucking wet.

I'm going to dry you off.

Okay, thanks for cleaning me.

I appreciate that. I'm not acting like I'm a kid or something. You act like a

kid. I'm not.

You kind of are.

I appreciate the lack of overreaction by both of you.

You never learn.

What were you guys thinking?

Trying to have a good time.

A good time getting the house filthy.

All the snow is in the house now.

Unbelievable.

Playing in the snow.

Without thinking of repercussions?

Just super humiliating.

Well, we have to clean it up.

You're such a bad boy. I can't believe you did that. I'm sorry.

I wasn't thinking about the consequences.

Yeah, when you're sick and you can't go to school, then you're definitely not

going to be thinking.

Yeah, you're right. I should think more.

Yeah, you should.

I'm not going to be sick.

Watch.

You boys go upstairs right now and take a hot shower. Yeah, you go upstairs.

Yeah, go upstairs and take a hot bath.

Okay. You're going to get sick.

Oh, gosh.

Can you believe this? No, I can't believe that just happened. Oh, my God.

Like, the living room is destroyed. It looks like a winter wonderland in here

and not in a good way.

They're going to clean it up.

Okay. I have to tell you something, but you promised not to get mad at me. What

did you do?

I was getting really turned on when I was drying Nikki off.

Oh, my God. Are you serious? Please don't hate me. I'm not going to say

anything, but you're so... Oh, my God. Are we bad?

Is your husband, like, that bad?

I wouldn't know. It's been... It was forever.

Oh, my God. We can't speak of this to anybody.

No, this stays between you and us. Oh, my God.

Well, let's get this all cleaned up before it starts melting and becomes a

danger. Yeah, let's do it.

There's, like, no foreseeable way to get warm.

Did you see how

your mom was, you know?

Dude, your mom was touching me, you asshole.

No, man, no. She just wanted me, man. I was going to ask, has it been a while

since your mom has gotten any? Because she was looking at me like I was fucking

cotton candy. I don't think it's your mom.

Wanted to fuck me so bad, man. She was looking at me and she wanted me to give

her a big pipe, man.

My mom doesn't fuck.

Dude, she's a saint.

Well, she was looking at me, man.

She wanted me.

Fuck you. She wanted to... You know what?

It's fucking cold. You know what? I'm going to call your mom over here to warm

me up with her vagina.

Dude, I'm going to stretch your mom out so hard, man. I didn't feel about that.

She's going to keep coming back, and I'm going to put a fucking ring on that

finger now. Fuck you.

Are you cold?

I knew you boys would get sick.

Are you breathing?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow, honey.

Here, let's check your temperature.

Here, here.

Open, open.

You definitely are right. Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh. We told you guys.

Here, we brought some medicine. Drink it. Okay.

Go on.

Drink it up.

Thank you.

You want a little bit of it?

There.

Tastes like gummy bear.

Yeah. Good.

They still seem pretty warm to me. I mean, at least the lupus does.

I think I heard once that a doctor said that skin -to -skin contact, it makes

them warm up faster.

I think I heard that too. Yeah, like the body contact.

Body heat. Body heat. Yeah.

Okay,

let's do that.

Yeah, we're going to jump in a bed and help you guys get better. I think my

body's putting up enough. I think I'm good.

No, honey, it's okay.

It's fine.

Come on, Mom, it's all right.

It's not as if you haven't seen a girl.

Come on, Mom.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal. No,

it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Oh, my God. I don't think we should be telling this.

It's the last.

It's okay.

Are you warm now?

Yeah, I'm pretty warm.

I'm pretty warm now. I'm getting warmer. I'm getting warmer.

Oh, so warm.

It's warm.

What do you mean?

It's okay.

It's so cold now. It's getting closer.

I like that body heat.

Yeah.

It's really cold.

I think I'm good now. I think I'm warm now.

You're still shivering.

I'm not shivering.

I'm still shivering.

It's okay.

I think we should switch. Yeah, you want to switch?

Switch.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, Kate?

Kate? You want to warm me up?

Yeah.

You want to warm me up?

Yeah.

Are you feeling better now? Yeah.

Of course.

We don't want you to get sick.

I don't want to be sick.

No, absolutely.

I think you need to really work on it. You need to be super healthy.

Yeah. I think I'm fine now. I think I'm getting a lot better right now.

Oh, I've got some stuff on my nipples.

Oh yeah,

more skin on skin?

I think I need you to warm your mouth.

Is that what you mean?

I can do that.

I think we're going to get one more stint.

Oh, look

at this one.

You're doing such a good job.

Does Olive still take a good job?

She is. Oh, man, she is. Oh, your mom's not that bad. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Wow.

I didn't know I was so sick, but it really helped to heal me.

Good.

Oh, yeah.

I could choke on my sons cock all day long Please choke on my cough all day

long.

It's really good that you can choke on my cough all day long because I'm

probably going to go back out in the snow and I get sick really often. So I

a whole lot of healing.

Seven year healer.

Please.

Please.

Oh my god.

I want to get more sleep. Oh

god.

Yeah, I feel like that all the time.

Your mom is fucking amazing now.

I have a weird request.

What? Can I take my son's cock?

We gotta get more off. 100 % bro.

More endorsement on both sides. More endorsement on both sides.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh, you look so good sleeping that day.

Yeah.

Oh, it's hot.

You're pussy.

Yeah.

She does.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. I love each other like that.

Fuck!

Oh my god, you spun around and I was about to look puss -y.

I feel like puss -y for a bit too.

Well, yeah.

Let's get a sex drive from this mom.

Good boy.

Oh my god.

See I told you.

Oh, my God.

I don't want to get up now.

Oh, yeah.

trying to be different.

Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?

What?