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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I lost my entire home.

found this little spot.

We may not have that billion dollar budget, but hey, we'll give you a

dollar start.

Ooh, what's that?

Keely's my man. We've been dating for several months. And he is thoughtful and

successful.

Oh, and fine.

Okay, which is up to me.

What? He died? Oh, yeah.

Kyle.

Wondering if you're speaking to him any faster.

My friendship with PK is memes and jokes.

Just the fact that you text him. I don't know if I feel comfortable.

I am done doing this with you. As am I.

Okay.

Malcolm, you do not speak where your veins are popping out of your forehead.

apologize. and I said to you, I will not talk to him again. What more do you

want from me? You

don't

get to scream.

Tariq, Tariq, Tariq, you have to stop.

Come on, come on, come on. The fact that Kyle's vein is popping out of her

forehead, what more do you...

The want for me is telling me that she's guilty. She knows she did something

wrong. And now she's just trying to get aggressive and scream so that I will

back down and shut the conversation down.

Stop it.

Please listen to me. Please.

That's not happening.

Vain or no vain.

I already have told you I am not going to text him.

I am not going to send any mean to him. What more do you want?

I'm done.

I'm done.

It's making me so angry because we were in a better place.

And now she says it tonight just to make me look bad when I know she doesn't

even genuinely feel like this?

Stop.

I'm not beating a dead horse. I don't like to do that.

Kyle, listen to me. I'm not going to. How did you know she was texting PK?

Or they were texting? I had no idea. I asked.

When you started talking,

I thought you were going to share your relationship with PK, and then we got

the rails.

Like, how are you doing?

Do you mean that, like, genuinely?

Really? You see the emotional state that I'm in, and you want to try to connect

with me for the first time in two years?

Read the room, Garcelle.

Oh, my God. Am I next in line?

You know what?

Where are you going?

I can't. I don't have to. It's stomach pain. Okay.

Where are you going? Are you leaving real life?

I know. It's not on display, and I'm not at all. I get it.

I don't need it. Right here. Wait, hold on.

You know, I don't want to walk out on... Listen, this is your night. Oh, it

doesn't matter. No, no, no. I'm sorry, Erica. Oh, you don't have to say

anything. I have no problem drawing the people's lives. Good.

I lost my... How does she just kind of get it all out?

Yeah. Like, it's like... Don't get it all out on people that don't deserve it.

But how does she know if Kyle deserved it or not? She doesn't deserve it.

You don't know their history? I

can

see, of course, how this would look to people who

don't understand the friendship, especially the newer people in the

she knows that, too. That's why she's doing it. But she had to come up with

something.

Otherwise, she's the asshole.

Dorit is having a hard time personally, and she's no longer putting up with this

out of Kyle.

Why? I've never seen Kyle and Dorit like this ever. I've never seen Dorit lunge

towards Kyle.

I've never seen Kyle's vein pop out in her head. I don't know what the is going

on here at the Viper Room, but, like, wow.

But I like to do a round circle one. Why did you cut it out? Because I like to

do slices in the water.

Calm down.

Oh, there it goes.

Stay, stay pretty.

Hello?

Who is it?

Hello? Hello?

Are we camping?

You look so cute in country clubbing.

We're having a country club day.

I am so not a country club kind of girl.

Oh. Oh. I am. I know you are.

Do you want to sit? We can hit balls. We're waiting on Garcelle.

OK, let's sit. Yep. Ugh.

I still have my panties in such a f***ing twist.

Oh, sorry about my language.

I don't care.

At this country club, you can cuss, you can drink, you can do a lot of things at

this country club.

I have not lost it like that.

And it's very, very, very big. I didn't want you to get an aneurysm, to be

honest. I was like.

When she said about the veins bulging out the side of your head, that does

happen when I get really upset.

You want to know the last time I remember that happening?

Yeah. I went out to fight with Camille Grammer in New York City.

I would never say that, even if I did think it. I would never say that. Who

talks like that? I don't think that. You think that. You're such a liar,

Camille.

When I get upset, I black out.

I think Kyle has a problem when people stand up to her.

I don't like veins bulging. And I think for years Dorit has been cowering back.

And now, all of a sudden, she's standing up against Kyle.

Hello?

Who's ready for tennis?

Not me.

Hi. Hi. Hi, honey. How are you? I'm good.

You guys are such country club girls. Country club girls.

Ow.

What happened?

Oh, my God. My head is still spinning about last night. I just said my panties

are still in a twist.

They should be.

I mean, literally, you were coming for each other.

It's blacked out. I'm not kidding you. When I get upset, I don't remember what

said when I really lost it, when the vein was bulging out of my head. And

she got mad at you for that.

Don't make them come out of my head, Vic.

Her eyeballs were coming out of her head.

But let's go eat some balls. And Vic is super sweet. Okay. I cannot. I hurt my

arm. But I'll go watch a video.

Okay. Yeah. He's going to be great.

I cannot.

I'm still really worked up. I know.

This is Garcelle. She's hurt her arm because she can't play with us today.

Did you really hurt your arm?

But I can learn from you, though. I look too cute, and I just want to have a

cocktail. Do it.

Show us what you got, Sutton.

There you go.

She's strong.

Don't know my power. I'm so strong.

You guys are doing great.

Nice. I think we're good.

We're cooked.

Y 'all, let's get a look. Thank you, Vic. Thank you. You're always great,

patient, and kind.

You guys look really good out there. Well, you know, we're professionals.

OK. Come on in.

This is for you. Thank you.

Of course.

Is that iced tea? Yes. Just like regular, no alcohol? Just regular iced

Yeah. I didn't know if there was a regular iced tea that has alcohol in it.

The first call I made today, this morning, was to Moe.

What?

Yeah. First of all, it's wild that he was the first one you called.

I know, yeah.

So he told me that PK was having a really hard time last night and that he

really down.

And I said, you know, I can't be friends with him.

I can't.

And he was like, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

And I said, well, if it bothers her, I can't.

I mean, like I said last night, if it was me, I would be upset.

I wouldn't like it either. I wouldn't like it. But you had a very different

situation.

Yes, but I feel like in a way it's similar to Dorit, not infidelity, but in

being angry at one another.

But you also had infidelity.

Well, he told me that PK was having a really hard time, and he was really

and I said, I can't be friends with him.

I mean, like I said last night, if it was me, I would be upset.

I wouldn't like it either. I wouldn't like it. But you had a very different

situation.

Yes, but I feel like in a way it's similar to Dorit, not infidelity, but in

being angry at one another. But you also had infidelity.

Let's not forget that part. What part?

Infidelity.

Who didn't?

You did.

No, I didn't. With Mo?

When?

You've talked about him.

With any marriage, there's issues that, you know, you have, and they come up,

and then something, like I said in my interview, happened where I did lose my

trust.

This is definitely the unspoken thing. No one brings that up.

I mean, listen, we've been hearing rumors for years that either Mo has

out or is doing this or is doing that. Nobody has confirmation, but it's been

all over.

With Instagram?

What is appropriate for husbands when it comes to communicating with other women

on social media?

I've had, like, a fight with Mo over that. I hate that stuff.

Are you talking about Instagram?

No.

I... Always have a problem with things slipping out of my mouth.

Well, that's different.

I think it's different.

Oh, wow.

It was just the way she went about it that was so annoying to me. Because I

that did not bother her before.

She's literally said a million times how... But I think she wants you to take

her side.

I'm not talking about then.

Mm -hmm. So, I'm talking about then.

Now I understand. That's why I said that. But is that really all it is? It's

just names?

Well, I mean, I've sent text messages, like, but, I mean, you're friends. You

don't talk about their relationship? Never.

Never. He never tells me anything. He's smarter than that, you know?

I don't know this girl. I don't know who Dorit is right now.

I won't be friends with someone who's going to continue to do that with me.

That's for sure. Right now, there's absolutely no incentive.

For me to kind of fix things with her. Who wants to be around that? Not me.

I don't.

Not it.

Well, welcome in. Hi. How are you?

I'm here to meet Martin Marks Ballard.

Sounds good.

Would you want some champagne? I would love some. Is that available? Thank you

so much.

Thank you.

Look at you. You look adorable.

How are you? Good. Do you want a glass of champagne? I mean, how much could it

hurt? Honestly. If I'm going to be drinking, I'd rather be drinking with

Hello, ladies. Oh, my God. Hi, my love. How are you?

How are you? I'm good, Martin. Just heard about you. How are you doing?

Fabulous. You are. Well, thank you. And how wonderful you've been to Erica.

Oh, my goodness.

Style is not an unlimited budget. We're giving her the new her with a bit of the

old glamour. Style is when you have a budget and you say, I can take these

things here, mix them together, and make it look fabulous.

That's style.

Oh, I like that.

I like that.

What's your view on plants?

I love plants.

You do? They have to be real.

They do? A room is like a face.

If the bone structure ain't good, doesn't matter how much plastic surgery

makeup you put on it, it's not going to work. When I moved into the home I live

in now, the dream would be to make this room all of the clothes.

Okay. The last thing I was thinking about was the furniture.

To be perfectly honest.

I had a lot of furniture in my old home that was not comfortable, but it looked

good. And it cost a lot of money.

Tom's second wife, she pulled up a Mayflower 18 -wheeler, honey, and

his ass.

And left. She didn't even leave him toilet paper.

I like this corner.

If you need a new man, put the corner to code.

Absolutely. Men.

Men, Martin. Men.

Meanwhile, I was like, let me take four.

cups and four plates and let me do the right thing.

That bitch took you and took all this. I should have done that too, but you

know, it would have been a big deal.

Farrah, can I take you and show you the things that we're going to get

delivered? Sounds good. Thank you so much. Have a seat on my new house.

Thank you.

Redecorating. I feel like it's a rebirth. It really is.

Redesign of this home that I'm currently living in with Martin's help means a

lot because it's taken a while to get the want to even try because it was

so much about survival and now i want to thrive instead of simply gasping for

air every day oh god don't i understand what's going on with you tell me well no

i love i love talking to you you and both really are the two people that i've

been confiding in most and Then to hear that there are people in the group that

actually have an issue with our friendship. What is that?

Sutton has said, remember I was telling you, she was like, you know, you and

Dorit are like off together and talking.

And?

And I was like, yeah, I'm getting to know her. What's wrong with that?

Honestly, I have no idea. I can't make sense of it, Erica, because I would have

had an issue like that in elementary school.

It really is. It's like they come on my side.

No, you need to be on our side.

You can grow up.

What do you need from Kyle in order to move forward? Because for a second, you

two looked like, okay, we're moving forward. Now the Viper Room, post -Viper

Room. What do you need?

What hurt, she doesn't say, I text this to PK. It feels like it's

secretive. Then her reaction made me feel like...

Whoa.

Even if he's reaching out to you, even if you want to maintain a friendship,

which is okay. It's fine. It's just right now, it's just very, it's not

But why not share it with me? I can see why you feel that way. Do you know what

I mean? I do. It makes me feel like I can trust you. Do you need to see the

phone? Do you need to, like, what is it? I think I need to understand why she

flipped out so, so much.

Do you think if the table was turned and Kyle asked me the question I asked Kyle

and I reacted.

That Kyle would be okay with that?

No, I don't think so. Both of you are in a very unique situation in the sense

that you're both separated at the same time. Tensions are very high. You're

emotionally raw, both of you. But I do agree with you. Had the tables been

turned, she wouldn't have been happy either.

She wouldn't be happy with any of it. Not the texting, not the not sharing,

definitely not the reaction.

Coming up.

I'm not going to sit there and plop my phone and say, oh, here, here. That's

what she wants you to do.

Oh, okay. Well, out of principle, she can right off.

It's an early morning.

I'm up because I'm having fibroid surgery today. I'm going to have to have

surgery. Wait.

For fibroids.

They said it's as big as a grapefruit, one of them.

Yeah, that's big.

The surgery is important for my general health. Plus, it's not aesthetically

pleasing. Gives you a little bump.

I don't have a bump. I need abs.

Hey, babe.

You doing all right?

Ah, you know.

They said it's going to be easy.

Will you take off this bracelet for me? I'm not supposed to have any jewelry on.

You got big man hands?

Just got to get that right angle. There you go.

I'm 47 years old. But I want to be able to have a chance to carry a child.

Keely and I have been having really serious conversations about our future.

I don't have any kids yet. I mean, I would like to have one to three.

Okay. I would like to pass on my genetics. Okay. You know, my genes. I

do have good genes.

He is 48 years old, never had any kids, never been married.

I have my one, but I want to start a family with him.

Thank you. Yep.

No nerves or anything?

I mean, I don't like to go under.

No, I don't either. I'm always worried about Leo.

I'm small. Are you nervous at all for me?

Anytime somebody I care about goes under the knife a little bit, I'm more so

happy that you're brave enough to even get it done.

If this fibroid surgery doesn't go well and I can't carry kids, I think that

will have to be a really hard conversation with Keely.

Right here.

If I can't have his baby, I don't know if things change.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And watch your step.

Two, three.

There you go.

Home sweet home.

Here, let's just get you down.

Let me grab that.

Okay. And you don't need anything else.

No, babe. Okay.

Thank you so much.

Yep. Okay, maybe some cranberry juice.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. I'm Nico.

Nice to meet you. I'm Kyle. Come in, come in.

I guess I take my shoes off? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

This is not a rule for short people.

I really think that Bose is fitting in well with the entire group. She seems to

be very open -minded, even though she's opinionated.

However, I was hurt by her comments the other night at the Viper Room.

I definitely was like, oh, that's the breaking of the girl code.

And I think that her idea of who I am is maybe painted.

You do not get to pick and choose when it's okay, when you want to be friends,

when it's convenient, and when I put a step wrong, you decide I'm going to

freeze Dorita and I'm going to punish her. I, too, have experienced the

punishment where Kyle has not spoken to me for months at a time.

You look gorgeous.

Oh, my God. You're so beautiful.

Oh, my gosh. You look like you did not have any surgery at all. Girl, have a

seat. Oh, I got your flowers.

I really wanted to make more of an effort to get to know her better and

get to know me better as well.

I do find it interesting, though, that the ones next to her are Doritos.

Wait, so this is me?

Yes. And this is Doritos?

Look, I don't even know how that happened.

Mine are prettier.

Oh, no.

There are multiple reasons why Kyle could be here visiting me. One is that

been spending a lot of time with Dorit, so maybe Kyle wants to give me her

perspective so that I can have a more balanced opinion, or maybe so she can

me over onto her side.

I'm getting to know both of you, right? It's like, and I was like, ooh, she's

really mad.

And she's really mad.

I lost it.

What more do you want from me? I want you to stop raising your voice at me.

you do everything.

I was sitting there, I was like, this girl's on fire. And not like Alicia Keys

said, but like legitimately on fire.

I lost it because I was thinking to myself, you start trying to make it seem

like something's inappropriate.

You know I am not that person. Do not try to make me out to be somebody I am

not. We all know I am not that girl.

Listen, if it ever did bother her, I of course would not speak to PK.

I wouldn't want a husband.

I think one of the challenges that you two are having is that you don't see

other in the same way, the same friendship.

You know what I mean? I have like 174 besties, okay? I'm one of those people.

And I have one bestie who thinks she's my only one.

Right. And she sends me nasty notes.

when she sees me at dinner with somebody.

Yeah. I have a lot of close, close friends, too. You know what I mean?

so I kind of think that Dorit may believe that you might be that.

You're probably right.

And I think that my, what I think is close is different from what she thinks

close. Because if I'm close to somebody, I share everything.

And she's not that person.

She doesn't, she didn't share anything.

My husband.

The one that you depend on the most was spending a lot of time in London. For

the first time ever, I thought, is it possible that, like, Pika and I would

make it? I've had those thoughts. I think that's normal to have those

Nothing.

How? She told me the first moment we met.

So how are you doing?

My husband and I just decided to separate.

Take some time apart. I know. I'm sorry.

He is an alcoholic.

Ooh. So she hasn't told Kyle, her close friend, about what's happening in her

marriage? I don't think so.

She stopped over to see me after the surgery. And you not showing her the

was really bothering her.

And she was like, well, wouldn't you think it was weird if she was sending

and if you didn't show me what the text was? I was like, only if you think that

there was something in the text.

I mean, maybe if you're a manipulative person, you would think someone's being

manipulative.

Ooh.

Oh, not that hot.

You want to know something funny?

Let me say something funny.

Do you know that she got so much... There was a whole rumor.

I'll show you. It was a stupid rumor, but I'm just going to show you.

Oh, Lord.

It's getting worse.

There was a whole rumor started because they're like, Dorit is way too touchy

-feely with Mo.

You made it home.

And there was a whole rumor.

about how Dorit has a thing for Mo, and it was all over the internet.

She had to go and defend it and this and that. So don't even get me freaking

started about sending stupid memes.

Yikes.

Okay?

Tip or tap. Please.

Tip or tap.

Out of principle, I'm not going to sit there and plot my phone and say, oh,

here, here is what I... That's what she wants you to do. Oh, okay. Well, out of

principle, she can write off. Whoa.

That's not happening.

Okay.

Ooh.

They say a hit dog gonna holler.

Kyle is hollering.

Coming up.

Okay. One step up. I'm in. Big step up. Only one step.

Take off your blindfold.

Thank you

I want to do this party for Erica

because she did seem rather hurt that no one

kind of acknowledged and

a caring way, but she was going through with Girardi.

That's right there.

Sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party for Kyle.

But I was not given a pizza party.

I was actually met with a lot of judgment.

Nobody made me a pizza dinner when this happened to me.

Where was my pizza party?

I did not get a pizza party.

Let's show her now what we didn't show her years ago.

In a row?

Yeah, you can just.

Okay, here we go.

So are you going to go to her door and open up? No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.

Listen. Hey,

listen, Linda.

He doesn't.

Listen, Linda.

What does Linda mean? It's plural because y 'all are being Lindas right

I have a very select guest list for tonight.

Dorit is not invited for obvious reasons. She wants to go at Kyle's

she hates me.

And poor Bo, she's recovering from surgery, so we will leave her out.

But we're all getting out and surprising her. Yes, we're all going. We're not

surprising her. We're all going to dinner.

Play it cool, play it cool.

It couldn't be any cooler.

Well, the bell kicked it away. Man, are those real lemons?

Look at the size of this thing. Are you kidding me? These lemons are on

steroids. What the hell?

This kind of looks like my dog with the teeth.

Hi.

You bitches, you surprised me.

Hi.

I love it. Hi.

Wait, the lemons on your tree are so cute.

That is so easily removable.

Something is very strange here.

First of all, I thought I was just meeting up with Kyle, and here comes

and Sutton.

So should I wear a flag?

I think you should wear a flag.

I don't know if they're taking me, like, kidnapping me, or is this an execution?

Where are we going?

We're going to have a good time.

Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

Y 'all ready?

Let's do it.

I'm dry.

I'm going in the back.

I feel like this is a setup.

Thank you.

Let's roll.

Let's do it, baby.

Are you wondering where we're going right now?

I am. I feel like I'm being abducted. Going to the middle valley.

And this is not where I thought my life would end.

Put your sunglasses on, please. Ready? Yeah. Okay, show her that.

We're not hurting you.

We're almost there.

Oh, my God. What does that mean?

I,

I, it's me.

Oh, okay.

Just give me your other hand.

Gotcha. Okay. All right.

Wow, there was no one to help me come down. I went out so slowly. But you have

your eyeballs on. I can't see anything.

You're all right, you're all right. Thank you so much.

Okay, okay, okay.

What is this?

Hold on, hold on.

Wait, could the one with the steady legs guide me? Okay.

One step up. Big step up. Only one step.

No more steps. Okay. This better be good.

It's so good. Well, you said no one threw your pizza party, so we felt bad.

God. So, we got the biggest pizza party you could think of. Okay.

Take off your blindfold.

Coming up.

Whatever the f*** you want to do.

If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian.

Well, you said no one threw a pizza party, so we felt bad. Oh, God.

We thought the biggest pizza party you could think of. Okay.

Take off your blindfolds.

Are you kidding? We're at Chuck E. Cheese? Yeah. Oh, my God.

actually really cute.

Thank you. I just knew that my friends, my fancy friends, were going to take me

on a private plane somewhere and we were going to get away.

But instead, they took me to Chuck E. Cheese. We're at the Chuck E. Cheese.

Okay. I do like Chuck E. Cheese, though.

Oh, my God, there's a dance floor. I know. Erica, hey.

It's expensive cheese. Oh,

my God. The party is right here.

Do you know what kind of pizza you'd like?

Pepperoni. Pepperoni. Pepperoni with cheese.

Should we play a game? Yes.

I'm not doing the trampoline.

I'll pee -pee in my pants. Let's go play a game today.

Let's go.

See what you got.

I forgot my hand sanitizer.

You look like a badass.

Oh, God.

Where do we reload?

Is that you?

Let's play some hoop.

I got a basket.

Oh, come on. Yeah, I'm definitely not LeBron.

Did you see that?

Yeah, unfortunately I did.

We're going to go play some skee -ball. Oh, my God, this is my game.

5 ,000, yes!

I got no ball.

Get in the 10 ,000 thing. Now what? That was fun.

We're going to sit down. We're sitting down?

Uh -huh.

This is too small for me.

Well, here. You can adjust it. Listen, in all seriousness, what you've done to

pull yourself up is remarkable.

And I'm proud of you.

Actually, Erica seems to be the most on track.

Are you okay? Is that gone? This is so good.

Well, I was the most off.

Well, I don't know. No, I mean, I think things are just calmer.

Yes, you have a long road to go, but others have done it, you can do it too.

know, which is why I can do things like redecorate. No, I can't get a new home,

but I can redecorate the one I'm in, and I'm grateful to be in the one I'm in.

Is it my forever home?

No. Is it great for right now while we pull ourselves back together? It sure

Tom is getting ready to go to trial at this time.

So while I'm excited...

about all of my great new interiors and moving forward with my life, there's Tom

waiting to go to trial. And that, you know, look, no matter what you want to

say, it just sucks.

I don't think I'll ever be married again.

I don't want a legal contract with someone like that again. I would love to

someone in my life.

That's valid.

And never say no.

I don't know.

It's not what's bringing me joy right now. My business and doing that, that's

really what is bringing me happiness. Like having your children see that, too.

100%. Also, for you, teaching your girls that they need to protect themselves.

Yes. Well, they have said to me that they would be devastated if they saw me

laying in bed, you know, crumbling instead of, like, you know.

He calls you a lot. He FaceTimes you a lot.

Hi.

You don't have boundaries with that yet?

I mean, we've really moved slow for this whole thing, that's for sure.

I know when you're going through a separation, you kind of go your separate

ways. You do your own thing and then maybe see if you want to come back

or not.

I think these two don't know what they want.

Or at least Kyle seems like she's not sure.

Yeah, I don't know.

I think he likes a condo life.

Yeah, I like a condo life too.

Yeah. I'm going to be 100 % blunt.

Okay. Do whatever the f*** you want to do.

Be whoever you want to be.

If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian.

What'd she say?

Oh,

Garcelle.

Garcelle, what?

What?

Garcelle asks the questions that sometimes I secretly want to ask, but I

doing it. We are women of a certain age. We're people's mothers. We're bosses.

We're businesswomen.

Be whoever you want to be.

So Dorit met me at Coco Republic, and we spoke.

And it's silent Chuck E. Cheese.

But we spoke about when you two got heated.

We talked about the text messaging of it all.

And she said she would just like, because things had changed and he's

unpredictable, that she would like to know if, in fact, he texts or you guys

text.

The fact that she's trying to make it seem like anything inappropriate is

And I'm not going to get to a point in my life where I am, you know, having to

pull out my phone because I'm an adult and that's a joke.

to do is because today I will show you guys that I'm not going to do this

Not for her or anybody.

Okay? Because I think it's ridiculous.

But I'm going to tell you right here, when they made the announcement, I said,

know you have a lot of friends, but I am also one and here if you need me. I've

never repeated anything you've shared with me and never would.

Wait a minute.

This is not just about memes and jokes.

This is serious talk.

So they have shared things about Dorit or relationship or whatever that no one

else knows about.

All this time, Kyle is really defending that it's just memes, so it's not all

true.

Well, keep sending memes and won't forget laughing emojis. That is what I

to him.

I'm not going to have her be a bitch to me and trying to have her paint me as

someone that I'm not continuously.

And the fact that she would actually makes me not ever want to repair

with her.

Coming up.

We were at Chuck E. Cheese.

There's too much information.

So clean.

Yeah. That would be I.

Nico.

Hi, both.

Hey.

How are you feeling?

Man,

I feel like an old lady. Well, the glam is looking good. Baby, you got to look

good even when you don't feel good.

Good. Hi.

Welcome. Good to see you. How are you? Can you take off your shoes, please?

Oh, sure. I don't like to take off your shoes before you get into someone's

house. My shoes are part of the outfit.

Couldn't find a Haitian restaurant.

What? But I brought Jamaican. You brought me food.

I did.

Aw.

See, other people want to bring me flowers.

No. I'm sorry. I know I can't get up. No, no, no. Don't get up.

Hi. Hi, gorgeous.

You look so pretty.

Oh, girl. I tried for you.

How are you feeling?

Oh, girl.

Had to have surgery because I have been suffering with fibroids. Ah.

Yes. They got 10 of them out.

No way. Yeah, girl. That was a lot.

Yes. I'm glad to sit with you. Okay, what happened? Okay, me too. No, because

want to know all the things. I know we haven't had a chance to do this.

Dorit is an embryo up your coochie. Girl.

Can I throw something?

What can I... Let me throw my phone. I find all of this so strange, okay?

I do.

This is so juvenile that I can't... I really can't even wrap my mind around

I happen to like Dorit. Just because they don't like Dorit doesn't mean I

like Dorit. I mean, what is it? Some sort of clique?

You know what it is with Dorit? I have to say the common denominator of her is

that... We'll take two steps forward and then you'll take three steps back.

Yeah. So we never feel like we're really moving forward. But why?

I don't know why. One, she talks a lot. Okay.

You know, and in a way I appreciate sometimes the details because it makes

story better. Yeah. But not like all the time. Okay. You know, to me, I was

like, oh, how terrible that this woman is like going through this horrible

situation in her marriage. Yeah.

She's trying to keep a smile on her face.

She's got problems with her bestie.

I was like, oh, shoot, well, let me be a bridge.

Thank you, Nico.

Of course.

You're welcome. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. I think for her and Kyle,

they've been through, they were a thief for a long time. And then there became a

big shift. Yeah. So obviously you're seeing that, and it's painful for both

them. Like when we were at...

Um, the Viper Room? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looked like it was going to get

physical. No, I'm telling you. And I had never seen that. I did not know that

there was that kind of vitriol there. You know what I mean? Like, that was

anger. That was real hard to watch. Holy crap. I was like, man.

Last night?

What? Kyle read the text.

I'm sorry?

She read the text.

I've never repeated anything you've shared with me and never would. Meaning

can trust me always. We'll keep sending memes and won't forget laughing emojis.

The text, I'm paraphrasing, said something like, I won't say anything I

have.

That part. Oh, hell no. That part. I don't understand.

I can't compute.

My brain is like, carry the five, divide by three, minus four, make no sense.

Like, what?

So Kyle doesn't know the definition of friendship, and she doesn't know the

definition of ain't nothing going on. Because clearly there's something going

on. This is proof. of that she is actively talking to pk in a way that is

superficial that's not what she told me don't even get me freaking started about

sending stupid memes my friendship with pk is memes

and jokes that's it so she lied

how she gonna find out

I don't know. You go and tell her.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Whose car is that?

Are you kidding me?

Let us all heal together.

Oh.

That's so good.

This is a calm the foot storm.

Can you read the text, please?

And that is all I... Now I'm done.

I'm not going to be made to feel I've done something wrong. I've loved you and

your family, everybody.

I'm done with this.

I'm not doing this anymore.