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Hi. God, it's great out here. Isn't it?

Hey, Kelly, here's something for you.

Dripping telegrams for bouncing buzz.

We need a job and we need to pay the rent.

Let me see that.

That sounds like fun.

Do you have to strip in offices or restaurants?

I think so.

Sounds like more fun.

I think I can handle that.

I'm going to go call those people.

Why not?

Hello, Bouncing Buns. Can I help you?

Hi, I'm calling about your ad in the paper.

I think I have the right qualifications for the job.

Oh, yeah? What are your qualifications?

Well, I'm a good dancer, and I've got great buns.

Yeah? Well, what else?

Well, I've got something hot and wet right here under my fingers.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, but your buns. Are your buns bouncing?

No, I don't have anything to bounce them on right now.

Perhaps I should come in for an interview?

Yeah, well, how about right now?

Wait, wait. How about 1 o 'clock when my partner's here?

Would that be okay?

Yeah. Okay, I'll see you then.

Bye.

Bye -bye.

Hey guys, we've got an interview at 1 o 'clock.

All right.

That sounds great.

I know.

Well, maybe for sure now we'll be able to do it. I know they want you.

I knew it.

So modest.

Need some help there?

Yeah, I do.

We're waiting on you.

Okay.

You don't have to pull them that high.

Don't you want your, your pan?

Huh?

Looks a lot better.

Wait, what do you think you're doing?

I worry about you two guys.

Oh, goodness.

Can you believe it?

Prude.

Really?

Not prude.

Look at that.

Ooh.

Nice girl's nipples, huh?

Really hard choice nipples.

Well, it's cold outside. What do you expect?

It must be breathing.

Come on in. Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm here for the interview.

Hi, Kelly. Come on over here and sit down.

Kelly, I'm Bruce.

Hi. How do you do?

This is Richard, my partner.

Oh, nice to meet you, Kelly.

Kelly,

we'd like to have an audition. We'd like to see what you can do to take care of

a customer, please a customer.

We'd like to entertain a customer and keep them happy.

We'll have a lot of parties, a lot of work. If you can dance for us, we'd

appreciate that.

Well, do I have to go nude?

Of course. We try to please all the customers. You're going to have to go

You're going to have to do a lot of parties with us, couples.

They'll be single men.

Women will hire you for their husbands.

You'll do, it's a very legitimate business. We have nothing kinky or nasty

on here.

This is just, you just strip, that's all.

What we really need, Kelly, is a girl that's really hot.

How hot do you want her?

Real hot.

Well, so I can stand up so you can see what I have?

Yeah, why not?

Oh, my goodness.

Is this hot or not?

I think we need to see more.

I think we need to see a little more.

A little bit more, huh?

Well, even if you can't dance, I think we'll be able to use you. I don't know.

What for?

Nice to meet you. My goodness.

She don't take very many on this one.

Can you do this to all the girls you interview?

I hope that we haven't interviewed too many yet, but this looks like fun.

They all look like you do.

That's our theme, that's right.

Uh -oh.

Well, you gotta make them bounce.

I think these are bouncy enough to qualify.

Thank you.

That's good.

Why don't you suck my balls?

I love job interviews.

I don't know how I'm going to give it up.

I don't know how I'm going to trap you.

Oh, no.

What are you doing here?

Oh, no.

Don't spit that.

Oh, God.

That's a good, good healing.

You suck a big bitch.

That's what it needs.

Just put it in Detroit's head.

It's coming now. That's where I want to come.

I think she got the job. How about you?

Yep, you're home.

Hey,

Dan.

Well, Kelly, now that we've officially hired you, I think we have to give you a

costume. Is that okay?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, well, this is very sexy. It's the official Bouncing Buns uniform.

I think we have one right here.

Oh, oh, oh.

Get that adjustment right.

Just about adjusted.

I think this could definitely be a moneymaker for the company.

You guys are perfectionists, aren't you?

Well, I wouldn't say that we're perfect. Well, that's pretty close to perfect.

Yeah, I think so.

Is that why you hired me? Because I'm perfect?

Close to. We'll know in a bit. We'll see how you handle the customers.

As soon as we get a job.

Then we'll know if you're perfect.

Uh -oh, we've got a call.

I hope it's airline stewardess isn't with both of us again.

She's nice and muddy.

Hello, Bouncing Buns. Can I help you?

Yes, miss.

We do have female strippers.

You'd like a female for your husband?

Okay, well, what do you have in mind?

What do you mean?

He can't get it up.

We do not run that kind of service. We're a legitimate telegraph service.

We send stripping telegrams to people for entertainment purposes. We can't

promise anything like that.

Okay, we can send a girl. We have a girl that's absolutely luscious, just

beautiful. And I think she could suit your needs perfectly.

Hello, Long residence.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Long. How are you doing?

Oh, special delivery for Mr. Long?

Oh, yeah?

Is he cute?

Oh, great.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll like that.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

I'll catch you later.

Bye -bye.

Uh -huh.

Special delivery for Mr. Long.

Okay, come on in.

Mr.

Long, this special delivery is for you.

A special package for you, Mr. Long. Oh, thank you, honey.

That's good.

I think that'll be all now. Okay, thank you.

So nice.

Promise to love.

Thank you, honey. That was really nice. You're welcome.

I get this problem. You think you could stay just a little bit longer?

You want me to stay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I guess I could.

What can I do for you?

What do you think?

Oh, yeah.

How long do you have this problem for?

I have that problem every day.

You like that? Yeah.

So what are you sick with?

I don't know.

Is it terminal?

No, I don't think so.

Is it malignant?

I doubt it.

That's good, I guess. Do you have the flu?

Yeah, sort of the flu.

You like the name? Yeah, she's sweet.

Oh, yeah, she's very nice.

Bridget?

Yes, Mr. Hall?

Do you like Kelly?

Yeah, she's a nice girl.

She likes you too.

I think you two would do a nice thing together. I'd like to watch that.

I think it would improve my health.

Mr. Long, should we go in there?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, Mr. Long, would you watch me?

Put the knife in your mouth.

Do you see me feel better?

Do you want that?

Why don't you get on your hands and knees?

Okay.

Oh, man.

Oh,

that's so good.

As we are.

Amma Uddhaya.

Do you have an idea?

Yes.

Okay. All right, now I have to go.

All right. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.

See you later, Mr. Long.

Oh, goodbye.

Thank you. I think I'll be all right now.

That was great, Bridget. I thought you'd like that, Mr. Long. Oh, I sure did,

Bridget. You're a wonderful maid.

Thank you.

Tuesday.

It pays me $75.

All right, that's great.

And it's a stripogram.

Is it just all of this?

Well, I wasn't supposed to, but... What happened?

Well, there was this really old guy, and he had this real huge dick. It was,

like, gigantic.

How do you know?

I don't think.

Anyway, it was really fun.

Albert looks like you had fun. Looks like you had fun, too.

Yeah, I did.

I was just sitting here playing around.

You know, I saw the real one. The side.

Was it that big?

You ever take an inch?

In what?

You never tell.

Never.

Is that all you've been doing today?

I don't think I've gotten any jobs.

Oh yeah?

I don't feel.

I didn't think about you since.

Oh, you're a nice kid.

I love to watch you suckers.

on the phone.

Let me eat you. So good.

You two are disgusting.

You're a problem.

Really?

This isn't the end of the guy.

Probably a virgin.

I am not.

I've had a lot of experience.

Well, then why not join us?

Not with girls. Not with girls. That's probably what she says to the guys. Not

with girls.

Hey,

I have an idea.

I thought you meant more of a cat.

I have a special favor I'd like to ask you.

What do you want to do?

Maybe we should stay home tonight.

You got it. Okay.

Maybe there's something good on TV or something.

There should be at any time.

So, Cherie, we have a present for you. Here, this is Teddy.

You guys, what is this? That's Teddy. He's for you. He's all yours, Cherie.

Wait a minute. Here, and Teddy's got something he wants to show you, okay?

Did you? Right here.

Not us.

Uh -oh.

Do it, Teddy.

You're not supposed to do that. You know that. You've never behaved in this

party. Stop enjoying yourself.

Hey, my goodness.

What are you doing?

You're glowing.

What's the matter with you?

Teddy, stand back. Stand back.

Teddy!

Shame on you.

I get so embarrassed.

Uh oh.

Where is that? That one's here.

Well said.

Well, what did I tell you about this, Declan?

No business for me.

Dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Thank you.

Oh, she looks like she's going to be busy the whole time.

Oh, she looks like she's going to crawl over there.

Crawl over the bumper, yeah, John.

Oh,

yeah.

Whoa, flip that wagon.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on. Oh, God, that's the end.

Fuck, that's harder.

Look, I'll choke on it today.

Now that's a sluggish thing I must say.

Somebody's at the door, but I'm not answering that door for nothing.

Don't stop.

I'm always the one who's got to... What

is going on in here, young lady? Really?

Oh, my God.

My goodness, what is going on in here? I have never seen something so obscene in

my whole life. Haven't you people ever heard of a bedroom?

Look at this.

You know the noise that you're making to the people downstairs, all this

pounding, boom, boom, boom.

You people, I'm going to have to pull out my special weapon for you people,

right? Things are much too noisy around here.

We're going to be in trouble. We need some oil in here.

White and slippery, huh?

What do you think?

You think we can do it that way?

What the hell?

You like that? Yeah.

You like that right there?

Don't be greedy.

But you two just love to suck cock.

Come

on.

That's hot.

I'm inhaling.

You're right here.

Come on.

You like that?

See, yes.

Not bad.

Not bad, huh?

Well, I'm glad you came over. Good to see you in a little different situation.

Without all of the people around, you know?

I agree.

You like the job?

Yeah, I do. It's really fun.

Very,

very, I don't know if you'd call it a recommendation.

They were very happy.

Really? Yeah. Mr.

Long is feeling much better, evidently. I don't know.

But they were very happy about your performance. You danced very well. Good.

And you did a little extracurricular.

Well, I really liked what you made.

She was really neat. What you made?

Yeah.

What happened?

I don't know.

You don't know?

I won't go into any details then, okay? Because maybe I don't want to tell you

anyway. Okay. Well, let's have a sit. Come here.

Well done.

I love it.

That is beautiful.

I love it.

Sit way up there. Way up there.

Yeah,

that's it.

What?

fearful.