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Yeah, I got married in Mexico.

Yeah, how do you like the manuscripts I sent you from Mexico?

I wrote them... Do you mean they won't sell?

No.

Yeah, but what about the monster that ate the witch that killed Frankenstein?

The Rape of the Virgin Spring?

Huh. What about Billy the Kid Eats Fanny Hill?

Listen, that one is still playing in a drive -in in Oshkosh, Wisconsin after

three years.

And they're all over a million dollar sellers.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I remember the wife stealers.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, that was good.

It was inspired.

Right. Yeah, it put my heart and soul into that.

As a matter of fact, I wrote that right after my divorce.

Hey, I've never told you this, J .B., but at that time I was in New York on a

business trip.

trying to sell some manuscripts.

Nobody seemed to want to buy them.

I thought I'd come home a day earlier to surprise Gloria.

Awesome.

Gloria!

Oh, my God, Gordon!

You told me you'd be home tomorrow.

Well, oh, it's too late now. We can't do anything.

Oh,

no.

Oh, what are we going to do?

Gloria. Gordon?

What are you doing home?

I can't believe it, Gloria.

What are you doing in bed with my wife? She said you... Well, my scripts didn't

sell.

Well, that's not unusual.

You weren't supposed to be home until tomorrow.

I never expected to find you in bed with my wife.

Look, you've got to get out of here.

You've got to get out of here or I'm going to leave.

I'm not getting out.

Look, I can't stand to have you here in bed with my... How can you do this to

me? Were we happy together?

Gordon, you were too wrapped up in your damn scripts to be interested in what I

was doing.

I thought we were happy. I never thought it would come to this.

You...

You've got to tell him to leave.

You've got to leave.

No, Gordon.

All right, then.

Well, I'm not going to have anything more to do with you.

You can have all the lovers you want.

I'm through with you, Gloria. Why don't you stick around, and maybe you can find

something to put in those clips to sell them.

No more.

Don't forget to lock the door on the way out.

me to a place just up above Pasadena in the hills and they said we'd have a lot

of fun

I don't care. I don't care how ridiculous this is. I don't feel

I feel cheated. I'm going to go get my own game.

What the hell are you guys?

You guys can do whatever you want to do, but I'm going.

didn't have any fun at all. It's just not the same unless you're with somebody

you care about.

Yeah, yeah, I know Suburbia Sexualis was one of our best sellers.

But I don't understand why you say these won't sell.

They're the same things I've been turning out except for, well, of course,

much happier now.

You know, my little wife.

You know, well,

Listen, you'll have to come over for dinner sometime. I can't really describe

her to you.

She's something else.

But... Oh, all right, I'll tell you if you want me to.

You know, it's strange sometimes how you meet the one that you love.

Yeah, it's humorous.

I had just gotten to Juarez, and I was new in town. I asked around, and

some people said that there was this one place that you could really have a lot

of fun.

You could...

You know, really let loose and see some things you hadn't seen before.

I'll be doing that. All right.

Good evening, sir. Hello.

Buenos dias.

Ah, you're coming back to Mexico today, huh?

Yes, yes.

What do you have?

Do you have anything that's a specialty?

Hi.

There we are.

Something that makes it stand up.

Here we go.

You got a tattooed lady? Everything.

We lack nothing.

We have the world.

Is that all real? That's not decals or anything? No, that's real McCoy.

Here he is.

How do you taste that?

There. What do you think of that?

It's good. Good. Very good. I know.

I like that.

Oh,

that's something else.

Gracias. It's all right.

Gracias. Very good, very good.

You'll like that.

It's the best.

Yeah, it's strong, all right.

Gives you that little something.

Yeah? You know, gets you real warm and flattered.

It does it.

Yes, there's a little something in there.

Well, if you say so.

It is good.

There we are.

Well, hello.

Oh, hi.

Oh, you're the dancer.

Yes.

Hey. I was watching you before.

You're fantastic.

Welcome to Mexico.

Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm glad to be here. My name is Gordon.

Oh, hi, Gordon.

Yeah. I'm Rose.

Rose. It's a very pretty name.

Rose? Rosa.

Oh, wow.

So.

Would you buy me a drink?

Yeah, yeah. Give the lady whatever she wants. Tequila.

Si, I know.

There we go.

Gracias.

That'll be two dollars.

Two dollars?

That's right.

Well, you're not so bad yourself.

Well, do you want to go to my dressing room and help me dress?

You mean it?

Yeah,

yeah, sure.

Come on in here.

What's back here? Huh?

Oh, it's just nothing but my dressing room.

You know?

Wow. All you can think of.

You know, I really dig your Americanos. Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm. You like us, huh? Mm -hmm.

I might go there pretty soon, you know?

Yeah? Yeah.

I really dig it.

Why don't you come over here and sit down?

Oh. Sure.

Pick this thing off.

Be comfortable and relax.

Nothing. There's nothing wrong.

You're very nice. Very pretty.

Well, just relax.

Don't be uptight.

Just relax.

It's nothing to do with you. I mean, you're... What do you think it is?

beautiful. You're just beautiful.

Oh, thank you. I never saw a tattooed lady before.

What does that have to do with us now?

Well, nothing except that, well, she turns me on, you know.

Gee, I've just got to... What kind of shit is that?

I've got to have her. I mean... Well, why didn't you tell me this before?

Hey, listen... If I would have known, I wouldn't even... I wouldn't have even

come in here.

How dare you? You don't mind, do you? If that's what you want, I'll just send

her in.

Thank you. Gee, thanks.

I was admiring you at the bar.

Do you like my tattoos?

Oh, I love them.

As a matter of fact, that's what first appealed to me about you.

A rose.

Oh, a peacock.

It's so real.

The colors are so vibrant.

It almost looks alive.

You can almost feel it move.

Let me take that for you.

Who was the artist that did this?

He was a man in Mexico City.

It's beautiful.

He certainly knows how to decorate a woman and make her pleasing to a man.

You're not putting me on. You really did, my dear. No, I love him.

A boat.

A woman with a boat.

Oh, I'm in heaven.

Absolute heaven.

And birds.

Birds of different colors.

Spider web.

Oh, I could get lost in it.

Every time I look at you, I see more and more of that mist.

Let me help you out here.

I've never been happier in my life.

Yeah, I feel just like a kid.

So pretty.

Oh.

So many things.

you with me.

Now with you, I can write the perfect script.

No.

than the peacock.

Oh, wipe it on each tattoo.

Oh, it's all over the spider web.

Oh,

and under the dragon.

I'm never going to let you get away.

I'm so happy I'm going to take you with me.

I'll be able to write the perfect script. I'll make millions.

I want you with me forever.

Right. I'm going to take you back with me.

We're not separated.

Well, we were married.

And I've never been happier in my life.

Yeah, I feel just like a kid.

No, wait.

Wait just a minute. I want to get this straight.

You're trying to tell me that the manuscripts that I wrote just now, the

just sent you, remind you of the ones that I wrote when I was married before?

No, no.

I won't believe it.

I can't believe it.

No.

You say I was taking out my sexual frustrations after the divorce by

writing these manuscripts?

And that was the reason for the quality of them?

No.

Get rid of her?

No, no.

No, I won't.

No, no, any...

I'm sorry. My happiness means more to me than that.

No, no.

I love her. I'll never get rid of her. No, JB. Definitely no.

I'll never get rid of her.