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Yeah, I got married in Mexico.
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Yeah, how do you like the manuscripts I
sent you from Mexico?
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I wrote them... Do you mean they won't
sell?
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No.
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Yeah, but what about the monster that
ate the witch that killed Frankenstein?
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The Rape of the Virgin Spring?
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Huh. What about Billy the Kid Eats Fanny
Hill?
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Listen, that one is still playing in a
drive -in in Oshkosh, Wisconsin after
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three years.
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And they're all over a million dollar
sellers.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, I remember the wife stealers.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I know. Yeah, that was good.
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It was inspired.
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Right. Yeah, it put my heart and soul
into that.
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As a matter of fact, I wrote that right
after my divorce.
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Hey, I've never told you this, J .B.,
but at that time I was in New York on a
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business trip.
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trying to sell some manuscripts.
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Nobody seemed to want to buy them.
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I thought I'd come home a day earlier to
surprise Gloria.
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Awesome.
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Gloria!
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Oh, my God, Gordon!
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You told me you'd be home tomorrow.
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Well, oh, it's too late now. We can't do
anything.
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Oh,
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no.
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Oh, what are we going to do?
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Gloria. Gordon?
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What are you doing home?
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I can't believe it, Gloria.
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What are you doing in bed with my wife?
She said you... Well, my scripts didn't
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sell.
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Well, that's not unusual.
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You weren't supposed to be home until
tomorrow.
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I never expected to find you in bed with
my wife.
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Look, you've got to get out of here.
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You've got to get out of here or I'm
going to leave.
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I'm not getting out.
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Look, I can't stand to have you here in
bed with my... How can you do this to
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me? Were we happy together?
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Gordon, you were too wrapped up in your
damn scripts to be interested in what I
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was doing.
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I thought we were happy. I never thought
it would come to this.
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You...
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You've got to tell him to leave.
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You've got to leave.
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No, Gordon.
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All right, then.
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Well, I'm not going to have anything
more to do with you.
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You can have all the lovers you want.
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I'm through with you, Gloria. Why don't
you stick around, and maybe you can find
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something to put in those clips to sell
them.
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No more.
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Don't forget to lock the door on the way
out.
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me to a place just up above Pasadena in
the hills and they said we'd have a lot
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of fun
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I don't care. I don't care how
ridiculous this is. I don't feel
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I feel cheated. I'm going to go get my
own game.
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What the hell are you guys?
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You guys can do whatever you want to do,
but I'm going.
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didn't have any fun at all. It's just
not the same unless you're with somebody
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you care about.
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Yeah, yeah, I know Suburbia Sexualis was
one of our best sellers.
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But I don't understand why you say these
won't sell.
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They're the same things I've been
turning out except for, well, of course,
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much happier now.
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You know, my little wife.
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You know, well,
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Listen, you'll have to come over for
dinner sometime. I can't really describe
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her to you.
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She's something else.
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But... Oh, all right, I'll tell you if
you want me to.
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You know, it's strange sometimes how you
meet the one that you love.
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Yeah, it's humorous.
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I had just gotten to Juarez, and I was
new in town. I asked around, and
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some people said that there was this one
place that you could really have a lot
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of fun.
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You could...
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You know, really let loose and see some
things you hadn't seen before.
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I'll be doing that. All right.
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Good evening, sir. Hello.
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Buenos dias.
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Ah, you're coming back to Mexico today,
huh?
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Yes, yes.
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What do you have?
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Do you have anything that's a specialty?
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Hi.
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There we are.
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Something that makes it stand up.
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Here we go.
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You got a tattooed lady? Everything.
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We lack nothing.
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We have the world.
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Is that all real? That's not decals or
anything? No, that's real McCoy.
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Here he is.
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How do you taste that?
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There. What do you think of that?
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It's good. Good. Very good. I know.
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I like that.
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Oh,
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that's something else.
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Gracias. It's all right.
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Gracias. Very good, very good.
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You'll like that.
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It's the best.
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Yeah, it's strong, all right.
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Gives you that little something.
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Yeah? You know, gets you real warm and
flattered.
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It does it.
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Yes, there's a little something in
there.
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Well, if you say so.
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It is good.
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There we are.
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Well, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, you're the dancer.
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Yes.
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Hey. I was watching you before.
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You're fantastic.
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Welcome to Mexico.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm glad
to be here. My name is Gordon.
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Oh, hi, Gordon.
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Yeah. I'm Rose.
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Rose. It's a very pretty name.
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Rose? Rosa.
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Oh, wow.
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So.
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Would you buy me a drink?
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Yeah, yeah. Give the lady whatever she
wants. Tequila.
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Si, I know.
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There we go.
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Gracias.
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That'll be two dollars.
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Two dollars?
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That's right.
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Well, you're not so bad yourself.
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Well, do you want to go to my dressing
room and help me dress?
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You mean it?
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Yeah,
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yeah, sure.
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Come on in here.
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What's back here? Huh?
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Oh, it's just nothing but my dressing
room.
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You know?
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Wow. All you can think of.
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You know, I really dig your Americanos.
Oh, yeah?
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Mm -hmm. You like us, huh? Mm -hmm.
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I might go there pretty soon, you know?
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I really dig it.
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Why don't you come over here and sit
down?
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Oh. Sure.
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Pick this thing off.
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Be comfortable and relax.
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Nothing. There's nothing wrong.
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You're very nice. Very pretty.
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Well, just relax.
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Don't be uptight.
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Just relax.
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It's nothing to do with you. I mean,
you're... What do you think it is?
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beautiful. You're just beautiful.
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Oh, thank you. I never saw a tattooed
lady before.
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What does that have to do with us now?
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Well, nothing except that, well, she
turns me on, you know.
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Gee, I've just got to... What kind of
shit is that?
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I've got to have her. I mean... Well,
why didn't you tell me this before?
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Hey, listen... If I would have known, I
wouldn't even... I wouldn't have even
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come in here.
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How dare you? You don't mind, do you? If
that's what you want, I'll just send
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her in.
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Thank you. Gee, thanks.
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I was admiring you at the bar.
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Do you like my tattoos?
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Oh, I love them.
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As a matter of fact, that's what first
appealed to me about you.
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A rose.
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Oh, a peacock.
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It's so real.
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The colors are so vibrant.
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It almost looks alive.
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You can almost feel it move.
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Let me take that for you.
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Who was the artist that did this?
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He was a man in Mexico City.
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It's beautiful.
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He certainly knows how to decorate a
woman and make her pleasing to a man.
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You're not putting me on. You really
did, my dear. No, I love him.
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A boat.
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A woman with a boat.
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Oh, I'm in heaven.
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Absolute heaven.
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And birds.
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Birds of different colors.
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Spider web.
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Oh, I could get lost in it.
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Every time I look at you, I see more and
more of that mist.
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Let me help you out here.
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I've never been happier in my life.
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Yeah, I feel just like a kid.
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So pretty.
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Oh.
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So many things.
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you with me.
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Now with you, I can write the perfect
script.
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No.
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than the peacock.
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Oh, wipe it on each tattoo.
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Oh, it's all over the spider web.
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Oh,
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and under the dragon.
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I'm never going to let you get away.
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I'm so happy I'm going to take you with
me.
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I'll be able to write the perfect
script. I'll make millions.
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I want you with me forever.
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Right. I'm going to take you back with
me.
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We're not separated.
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Well, we were married.
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And I've never been happier in my life.
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Yeah, I feel just like a kid.
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No, wait.
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Wait just a minute. I want to get this
straight.
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You're trying to tell me that the
manuscripts that I wrote just now, the
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just sent you, remind you of the ones
that I wrote when I was married before?
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No, no.
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I won't believe it.
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I can't believe it.
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No.
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You say I was taking out my sexual
frustrations after the divorce by
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writing these manuscripts?
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And that was the reason for the quality
of them?
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No.
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Get rid of her?
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No, no.
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No, I won't.
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No, no, any...
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I'm sorry. My happiness means more to me
than that.
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No, no.
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I love her. I'll never get rid of her.
No, JB. Definitely no.
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I'll never get rid of her.
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