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What was that number again?

There it is.

Hi, I was calling about the interview.

Yeah, Sophia Leung.

Oh, you don't remember me?

I'm the Latina.

Yeah.

Yes, I'm brunette.

Yeah, I'm, you know... Looking forward to being a personal assistant.

I have some experience and, you know, just really excited to get into it.

Yeah, I'm, you know, kind of short, curvy.

I got a big butt, I guess.

Yeah, definitely.

So we can meet around 1 p .m.? All right, that sounds great. Thank you so

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. Oh my gosh, I can't wait.

This is going to be great.

I can't wait to go tell my sister.

Oh my gosh.

Should I call again?

Fuck it, I'll call. I need the job.

Hi, yes, I'm calling about the personal assistant job. I applied a few days ago.

My name is Jessica.

Yes, the young one.

Well, I think I'm pretty qualified. I type about 45 words per minute. I'm

in... Am I curvy?

Yes.

Yes, I'm a wearing higher attractive woman.

Describe myself.

I'm a brunette, brown eyes, nice butt, athletic.

You can fit me in? Today? At what?

No, no, that's perfect.

I'll see you then. Thank you so much, sir.

What? Sophia!

Yes, well, you're never gonna believe it. What?

I just got a job interview.

Really? Me too!

Really? Where's yours?

Personal assistant.

Mine's a personal assistant too.

Oh my gosh, what area is yours in?

Well, mine's in Fort Lauderdale, where's yours?

Mine's in Fort Lauderdale too.

And did they tell you it's for a sexy personal assistant?

They did, so, I mean.

Well, I mean, I don't think you really qualify for it.

Have you seen your hair lately?

Have you seen your dress? It's all grateful. Excuse me, don't touch me.

touch me. Oh my gosh, look at your hair. They're never going to hire you. You

really think so? You can't even, you couldn't even read.

You can't even touch, so what are we going to do there?

Well, you know what? I think I'm just going to go without my pants.

Oh, okay.

So.

Well, I think I'm going to go with no pants.

Did you like that? You know what?

Stop pushing me.

Oh my gosh.

You're never going to make it in time.

Wow,

ladies, that was really nice. Come over here.

How you guys doing? Hi, I'm Sophia.

How you doing, Sophia?

What's up? How you doing, Jessica?

That was quite the introduction.

You guys sisters or something?

Step sisters, yeah.

Step sisters.

I don't usually do this, but just today I'm interviewing you both at the same

time. Is that cool with you guys?

Together? Together.

If you insist.

Yes, come on in. Let's go.

After you, lady.

position, alright?

So I'm going to ask you guys a couple of questions, alright?

Sounds good.

Okay?

You guys comfortable?

Yeah. Why don't you sit a little closer to each other?

So the most important question I'm going to ask you is who brings the most to

the table?

Well, like I was saying, I've actually had a job before, unlike some people.

So I've actually interned before, and I have great people skills.

I'm really smart.

And I have my own form of transportation, so I'll never be late.

I'm great at answering phone calls.

Great with social media.

And I have great gallery flexes.

Whoa.

Okay. And you?

Well, I actually do have a lot of experience around work because I do a

volunteering in my spare time. Nice.

I have very good clerical skills from that. I speak three different languages.

I love hot yoga.

And I don't have a boyfriend.

Okay. All right. This is going to be a little more difficult than I thought, so

I'm probably going to have to take this a different approach.

I'm more, you know, I was thinking maybe, you know,

maybe I could see your body, maybe?

That wasn't in the job description.

Well, I don't have a boyfriend.

Yes, you do. I'm the one without a boyfriend. And I keep my mind and my

tight. Okay.

Can you help me on something?

I'm good.

Help her. It's all about teamwork.

Oops.

Holy crap.

Why are you turning around?

Okay.

Wow.

Who can shake their ass better?

Get a little closer. Get a little closer. Come on. Don't be shy.

There you go.

Shake your asses. There we go.

Still, still tough decision.

Turn around. Turn back around.

Why are you touching it?

Tension.

How does that make you feel?

It's good.

It's good?

Yeah.

You guys having fun?

Yeah.

I'm going to have to touch him to make sure.

Make sure you guys are qualified You're gonna make good money

I think I will prove it. I think not!

Excuse me. I need the job.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sure Keep living up here while you suck that fucking cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fucking God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Look at that fucking cock.

You guys like sucking that dick? Yeah.

Look up here. Look up here. There we go.

There we go.

There we go.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

It's my turn.

It's my turn.

Come on.

Oh, my God. That was fucking good.

Oh, my

God.

oh

wow

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes.

I'm going to love working for you. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Do you think I'm going to be working for him?

I think not.

I think so.

We'll see at the end.

We'll see at the end.

I do. Are you ready?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Sorry, I'm bumping his head.

I'm bumping his head.

Oh, stop this. Just like that.

There we go.

Oh.

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Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

fuck, yes, yes, yes.

thank you

Shut up.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, where are my fucking balls? Yeah, where are my balls?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Are you watching that?

Are you watching that? Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

it's fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, right there.

Yes,

yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh my

God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Come on, baby. There we go.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, shit.

I can't do that.

Oh, God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Get up here.

Oh, my

God.

You can't do that.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Ah, yeah, shut up, shut up, shut up.

All right, take that.

Take it and cock this thing.

There you

go.

Just have fun.

Oh, shit.

Mmm. Mmm. That's so good.

That's fucking good.

That's fucking good.

That's fucking good.

Don't you fucking

Just like that.

Oh my god. Here it fucking comes.

Here it comes again.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

So who

gets the job?

Who gets the job?

All right,

look, I put a lot of thought into this for the last about 45 minutes.

And I'm thinking both of you guys can get the job. Both start on Monday.

Really? Thank you.