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Irresistible areas out there.

Unpredictable actions will improve your image.

Treat co -workers to a cookie in the lunchroom. Your favors will be rewarded.

And you horny bulls, Taurus.

Tantalizing tits will divert your attention from matters at hand.

Take time to fondle turgid nipples.

You will benefit from an optimistic attitude.

All you good -looking Gemini, wear sexy lingerie in the a .m.

You will find unexpected stimulation from domestic activities.

Aquarius plays an active role.

Cancer. Keep an open mind towards your partner's idiosyncrasies.

Treat him to an oil massage in the evening.

Dress for the occasion in garters and lace.

Leo. The sign of the roaring lion.

Lust becomes just as valuable as romance.

Relieve tensions.

Eat out in the p .m.

Virgo. Throw away those rigid schedules. If a friend offers you his wife or

husband, accept graciously.

Libra, your desires reach the boiling point.

Relax in a spa.

Attend an orgy in the evening.

Scorpio, new erotic avenues open up.

Follow a green light to a Libra and Taurus trio.

You will be stung with high driving sex.

Sagittarius, indulge in rigorous sex to maintain good health.

Keep your spirits high.

Wear a sultry smile, and a partner will land between your legs.

Capricorn, now is the time for copulation.

The stars are right for your wet dreams to come true.

Think positive.

And for the amorous Aquarius, romance is in the air.

Let Virgo recharge your batteries.

Your body throbs for adventure.

And now Pisces, those who love to splash around in the water of lust.

Prepare for a sexual adventure.

A friend of the same sex will ask you to sleep with them.

Relax your inhibitions.

Bill, I'm so sorry to hear about the accident.

I hope everything's going to be all right.

You're not in too much pain, are you?

Well, Marsha, where I come from, there ain't no pain, there just ain't no gain.

That's a nice way to think about it.

Here, let me help you out. Easy. Even a man in my condition...

I'm going to show you just how loving and giving I can be.

Let me help you out. All right.

Now, why don't you be a good little honey and help me off with my britches

Okay.

And watch out for your foot.

I don't want to hurt them.

Marsha.

I'd like to show you just how happy and satisfied I can make you feel.

Oh, Phil.

You're so sweet.

Take this off.

I'm going to take your britches off.

I don't have any.

Okay, let's move this foot up. Try not to hurt your foot.

No pain, no gain, but I don't believe in that shit.

Oh, the pain.

Okay, okay, now let's take this off easy.

Real easy. Okay, don't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay,

this is probably a little easier. Okay, okay.

Here, can you squeeze your legs? Okay.

Let's reverse, okay, now.

Easy, easy, easy.

Okay.

I don't know.

You know, it is so nice to meet such a loving and caring man.

It's hard to come by these days.

Right. How are you feeling?

Feeling mighty prime.

Mighty prime.

You're going to be gentle, aren't you?

Oh, honey, you know I will.

Come here, darling.

So much better.

That's it.

That's it. Come on now. Come on. Don't cheat.

That's it.

That's it.

Take off.

Hold it, woman.

Come on.

Suck that cock.

That's it now. Come on.

Come on, Marsha. Come on now.

That's it.

Look at all my nuts, honey.

Pull those things out of there. There you go.

It's okay to rub your pussy, honey.

Why not? Show it to me.

Come on, now.

I want it all.

Very good.

Now...

Now, around the head.

Just like that. Now, go a little more. Go deeper.

Take a little more.

There you go. Just like that. Up and down.

Now, let's adjust it.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Come on, now.

You're just not doing it right. I want you to make it nice and hard so I can

fuck you.

Make it nice and hard.

Just like that, dude. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Okay, just like that. Now, go on down with the balls.

uh -huh there you go there you go

Now sit on that dick and fuck me.

Sit on that cock and just ride.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, it's it.

Push me away.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to come all over you.

I know that's what you want.

Lift my balls while I come now. Lift my balls.

Ooh, that's it.

Lift those balls.

Ah. Ah.

Dawn, thanks. You were great.

I'll give you a call next weekend if I'm in town.

Yeah.

I told you you'd be satisfied.

All right.

If I'm in town next week, I'll make sure I give you a call.

Bye.

So how'd last night go?

You and he sounded pretty hot.

Well, it was awful.

Where'd you guys come in?

Whoever it was didn't stay very long.

Yeah, fortunate for me. I wouldn't excuse for a lover.

Well, where'd you pick them up?

The office?

Yes. Just sells them for the Southern Division.

He was a Virgo.

God, you and your horoscopic romances.

Hey, I have picked up a lot of guys that way.

Yeah, but they don't always turn out the way they're supposed to either.

Have you read the forecast today?

No, why don't you do that?

Let's see what it says for me today.

Aquarius, wear a low profile today and you will fascinate a young, studded

Virgo. Show him your experience and he will seduce you with his youth.

Sounds good, huh?

Hey, you want to hear yours?

Not really.

Come on.

Cancer.

You'll find unexpected romance on the job today. Close your ears to gossip and

don't worry about getting caught.

Great. I suppose that means I'm supposed to seduce Mr.

Morrison. Maybe I can hide behind the coffee machine and jump out and nab him.

Wouldn't hurt to try.

Come on, Marsh. You don't believe in all that stuff.

And didn't last night kind of make you wonder just a little bit?

It was one lousy night.

That's what I mean.

You use those stars for excuses for things that you do. You don't need

Just do what feels good.

I don't know.

Well, I do. I'm in complete control of my life. Yeah, sure. I sleep with who I

want to, when I want to, where I want to.

It doesn't matter if they're a virgin Virgo or a raging bull.

Well, David and I met that way, okay? He was a Virgo.

Yeah, where did that get you?

Five very good years.

And then he dumped you. Was that in the stars?

Hey, look.

They're not always written word for word.

I need some aspirin. I've got a terrible hangover.

That's what you get for drinking those Zodiac zingers. You know they'll kill

you.

I'm going to be late for work. I've got a 9 -15 appointment and I can't be late.

Let's go. Come on.

I don't want to go to work. I don't even want to see the office today at all.

Well, I can't be late.

Come on. You're coming with me.

Okay. Grab your jacket. Grab my cigarettes, please.

So you want to have lunch today?

About 1 .30?

1 .30.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. 1 .30. You're on.

Here. Let's go.

Another day.

Another dollar.

Hey, Ron.

Yeah, it's James.

You gonna go to that party?

Yeah, me too.

Is Marsha gonna be there?

Oh, good. Who are you going with?

Oh, yeah?

Hold on a second.

Is she a Libra?

Perfect.

You're going to get laid that night.

Okay.

Thanks for the information, buddy. I owe you one.

Bye.

Morning,

James.

Morning, Joe.

Listen, you're going to have to call the Robinson Incorporation and tell them

that you want to reschedule an appointment because I don't like the way

contracts are shaping up.

It's going to ruin our international affairs.

Are you a Scorpio?

Yeah, why?

Today is your lucky day.

How about a little cock?

Lunch, maybe.

James? Yeah?

Fuck off and dog.

Definitely the wrong approach.

Hi,

James.

Hi, Marsha.

How are you?

Fine, and you?

Not too good, but I think a little better than Joan.

What's wrong with her? What isn't wrong with Joan these days?

Going to the sales meeting?

Well, as the only male representative of this firm that isn't on vacation, I'm

obliged to be late.

I heard something about maybe the boss was having a party or something.

You're not going to, are you?

No.

Are you?

No, I already have.

Oh.

They're kind of boring anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah, they go off to parties for that way.

Yeah, probably.

Would you like to go get a cup of coffee with me?

Sure, yeah, that'd be great.

Let me get my jacket.

After you.

Don't believe this asshole, James. Get the papers.

Now, I really detest sales meetings. Oh, me too.

Where is the Schnappitz file?

And who did this filing anyway?

It was probably James.

Oh, God, don't even mention his name. He's getting more perverted than old

-pantsed janitor.

James? Yes, sweet James.

Let's get off this shit.

He's going to have to find it himself.

Oh, John.

What?

Dildos.

Dildos.

Spend over, baby. I got something for you.

I got something for you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We're late.

We're late.

Thanks. You got everything you need?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Hey,

Sally. Oh, hey. What's up? Where's Glenn?

She went out with some guy from the Southern Division.

Some guy in a wheelchair.

Dale? No!

Oh, Marty, oh, don't kid me. You know what I feel? I had the worst day I

absolutely have. I had the most fantastic morning you wouldn't believe.

I had the soul's meaning go. I feel Joan is good to be a, like, super bitch. Oh,

Marsha, come on, Joan really isn't that bad. Oh, tell me something that I don't

know. Oh, my God, I can't let you know this.

Tell me James asked Joan to suck his cock right there. Oh, shh, shh, shh.

kidding me. Oh, my God, what is this?

Me. Well, maybe it's not written in your star. Oh, please be serious.

Oh.

Thank you. Sounds like you're just a little jealous. Look, I think it's very

attractive, but it's not that cool.

Maybe not written in your forecast.

How do you know?

Oh, what is all this bull about forecast, stars?

I mean, come on, what is this? Let me tell you what my forecast for the day

I was going to meet a very steadily virgin, and guess who I'm meeting here

tonight?

Mail from shipping. Oh, my God.

I know, I know, I know, I know. I can't believe it. So, are you going to the

party Saturday night?

I don't think so. I am not going to go. It's going to be so boring. I know. And

have you met his wife? Oh, my God. She is so gorgeous. But what a snob. Oh,

And I hear she, like, really cruises all the employees. Oh, it must be great to

be rich.

Someday. Someday.

Now, we've known each other for quite a while, right?

Tonight, you remind me of my sister.

Is that a compliment?

Definitely.

My sister Sally is a knockout.

Well, that is true.

So, um, how do you like working at Tom?

I like it. Do you? Yeah, I like it a lot, except for next month I'm moving to

Denver. What?

Yeah. You're kidding.

Well, my brother owns a ski lodge there.

Oh.

Well, that would be nice, I guess, skiing, all that kind of stuff.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Are you kidding me?

I don't know. I'm not kidding.

Yeah.

Hey,

hey. Hi.

What's your sign?

Scorpio. Why?

Scorpio.

How'd you like to go back to my place and fuck?

Greg's really an asshole.

I know.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why?

You're lucky she didn't hit you over the head with a damn brick.

Too strong?

You can't talk to people like that. You can't? Not if you want to get laid.

I want to get laid.

Well, it ain't going to happen that way, brother.

You've got to be subtle.

Smooth.

Smooth. Like Suave in Debonair, right? Right.

Hey, yeah.

See that chick over there?

Yeah. I had a wet dream about her last night.

I don't even know her.

You don't know her?

But it's inevitable.

You know why?

Because I'm so rude.

See you later.

Hey, thanks, thanks. I'll see you at the party. Yeah.

Gin on the rocks.

Oh, hi, Jane.

Nice to see you.

Hi, Mrs. Morrison.

How's Mr. Morrison?

Who cares?

Can I buy you a drink?

Thanks, Mrs. Morrison.

Candace.

Candace.

Well, everybody's looking forward to the party that you and Mr. Morrison are

having.

I'm not. I hate mornings.

Oh. Mr. Morrison is still out of town.

Oh.

Won't you finish your drink?

Oh.

I'm going home for a little moonlight swim.

Follow me.

I don't have a bathing suit.

That's okay, honey. You can wear my panties.

Your panties? Well, somebody's got to. I never wear them.

Oh.

Oh.

Wait, wait, wait.

Marsha.

Why don't we get out of here?

Good idea. Let's go. Let's go to my place.

What? What are you doing home?

My date turned out to be an asshole.

Quinn, I didn't know you lived here. I know.

You going to go to the party tomorrow night?

Tomorrow night?

No, I don't think it's a good idea because I'm leaving the company and all,

know, going to Denver, so it'll be kind of awkward. I have to go to the

bathroom. Right through that door.

Okay.

He is me.

I had an idea.

Why don't we give him a going -away present?

Okay.

I am so horny.

You caught me?

Don't.

Everything work out all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it can.

Yeah.

Oh, man. Why don't we sit between it?

Is that company soap in there?

It smelled like it. Yeah.

It can.

We have something that we want to give to you. Okay.

A little going -away present, maybe?

Magazine?

What?

Well,

a little bigger than a magazine.

Smaller than a car, though.

Smaller than a car?

Smaller than a car.

Much more exciting, though.

Yes.

Telephone?

No.

Bigger than a phone.

We're hoping very, very much that you can satisfy both of us this evening.

do you think?

Yes.

I think maybe he's guessed his surprise.

I think so.

God bless you.

What care do you do?

You cannot come inside of us, okay?

No. Promise?

Yes. Okay.

And I'll make her smile.

I want to make this a dairy heart.

I want to have it inside of me.

Me too.

I'm going to have to sit on my face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's it.

I'll get out of here.

That was harder.

What's the promise, Mel?

Do you want to watch some TV?

I don't want to watch some TV.

Play some cards?

What do you say?

I got this brochure from the place I'm going to work in Denver. Maybe we could

read that together.

They got a computer there.

When?

Go douche.

Now.

I'm sorry, Gwen.

Have some brandy. It'll relax you. Oh, I'm relaxed.

I'm relaxed.

Nice panties.

Get in the water. It's warm.

Nice place here.

Why are you putting on stockings when we're going into the swimming pool?

For the same reason I had you put on the panties.

Oh.

It's hot.

Oh.

Nasty.

Decadent. Decadent. Definitely nasty and decadent.

Depraved. Depraved.

Depraved.

Come here. Taste mine.

Didn't I tell you it was hot? Hot. Hot. Hot.

Just one direction, just straight up, straight up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that makes me calm.

Good, isn't it? Did I tell you this was hot? Hot, real hot.

Don't talk.

Is your big old cock getting hard?

Oh, God, yeah.

What?

I said, ooh, ooh, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come up the ladder now and show me that big cock.

That's good.

Feels decadent.

Hot, isn't it? It's really hot in here, isn't it?

Real hot. Real decadent.

Now, get up there on the ladder.

Here you go.

You think you're getting the hang of this, aren't you?

Definitely. Definitely getting the hang of it.

Saul would never think of this.

Fuck that.

Fuck that. Oh, no.

This is what you're for, isn't it?

Fuck

me.

Fuck me.

Pardon me.

Come on, baby, give me that big, long hug.

Give me that big, long hug.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Get back in there. I'm free in here, ain't I?

Yeah.

It's so juicy.

Jerk it all.

Of course I can believe it. It's not every day that a company takes in a

dollars.

Hey, look what just came in the door.

Oh, man.

Yeah, fuck the one on the right.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I wanted to ask, was she good?

Was she good?

Are you crazy? They're all good.

Here she comes.

Hi, guys.

Hello. So when's the party start cooking around here?

Right now.

I don't believe I've met your friend, Phil.

I know.

Can you introduce us? Brian, this is Steve Rogers.

Hey. Oh, buddy of mine.

Gwen.

Pleasure to meet you.

What do you say we go get a drink, honey?

Okay.

See you, Stevie.

Your name is Marsha, right?

Yeah.

Well, how long have you been with our company?

Oh, about 18 months now. 18 months. Yes.

Isn't that nice? I've been getting good reports about you. Okay. And I was

thinking that perhaps later on this week I could have my secretary contact you

and set up lunch to discuss other aspects of your career. I know a couple

nice places we could get away and talk about your life.

Oh, great.

I'm looking forward to that. I'll be expecting you.

Very nice to see you. Marsha, very nice. Yes.

I must say, as our attorney and our only corporate officer that's a female, I

can always say at least there's one corporate officer that's not going to be

chasing the women around here.

Well, I wouldn't think so.

It's so good to see you. Enjoy yourself.

Do you have something to drink?

No, I don't.

Try this. This is my own stock of wine I brought in here, and I think it's very

good. Just smell it and look at it. I think you'll enjoy it.

Oh, it's very lovely.

See you, too.

James!

Hello, James.

Mr. Morrison, sir, hi. How are you? Very good to see you, sir. Doing quite well.

I wasn't going on a sales meeting. I would kill her, huh? Thank you very

Didn't you tell her having a party at the pool? Why are you dressed like this?

He doesn't have a suit, Saul.

Well, maybe perhaps you can look around and find something you can slip into.

Thank you, sir.

It's a lovely party you're having, sir. I'm really enjoying myself.

Well, I'm glad. I wish to hell the goddamn bartender would get here.

Well, I'll tell you what, sir. I don't mind filling in for you or for him until

he... Filling in for me. I like that.

You go get the phone. Honey, would you get that, Candace?

Filling in for me. I like that.

No, I would never try to fill your shoes, sir.

I'll fill in for him until he comes here, and then that will let you mingle

the other guests tonight, sir.

I like your style more and more, boy. Thank you, Mr. Martin.

Come around here. If you think you just called, let's say hello to a few

friends. Okay. I've got $20 million sitting over here. I thought of this

I'll hook him. I'll hook him. You can beat it up. Okay.

That's good.

Hey, hey, boy!

I didn't think you were going to come here.

Thanks.

Are you having a good time?

Yeah, so far.

I just got here a little bit ago.

Well, since you just got here, how about telling your troubles to the new

bartender?

Why not?

So, how do you like working at the company?

Jones, the new boss.

I tolerate it.

So it doesn't sound like you're very satisfied.

Well, let's just say that I earn a paycheck every week. Me too.

You don't like it either, huh?

No, not exactly.

Well, you know, there's always room for change.

I know.

You know, sometimes I really wish that I could just pack up everything and leave

the city and then drive out somewhere deep into the mountains.

Buy a cafe and just really enjoy living.

God, I can relate to that.

But I love Gwen. I mean, she's the best roommate I could ever ask for.

You know, we really have a lot in common.

Yeah.

Too bad you're a Taurus.

Yeah, well... Too bad you're a Leo.

Um, hey, do you think it really makes any difference anyway?

No, it doesn't make a difference at all.

Me too.

Um,

I told Mr. Morrison I...

Ted Barnes, the guy came, but do you want to wait around?

Yeah, it's like, I'm going to go back to my place maybe.

Yeah.

I'd like that a lot.

Maybe just a little.

Let me wait until he gets here and then we'll go. Okay. Great.

Fuck it, let's just go.

James, give me a cup.

James.

I can't trust the goddamn employees anymore, man. Here, check James out.

Candace? Where's Candace?

Hey, Candace, darling. Let me ask you something.

Yes, Paul?

What do you know about that young employee of mine, James?

I had him sit at the bar and I turned around and he'd gone.

Can you trust him?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. He's very reliable.

You're everything in my life.

Enjoy the party.

Thank you.

Oh, hi, honey.

Good woman.

Say it right to the coon.

I've got to make a stiff drink.

I've got something stiff.

Big questions.

You certainly are.

I

know

just what you need.

You're talking to her, right, Phil?

Pull my mouth, folksy.

Say, Phil.

Hmm? Look out.

Shit.

You a lady?

God bless you.

Here's your hat.

Thank you.

I want tonight to be so romantic.

So tender.

So do I.

Nothing wild and crazy. No, nothing wild and crazy.

Tender. Very tender.

Slow.

Romantic.

Nothing wild at all.

Okay?

Nothing wild at all. Just you and me.

I've wanted it for so long.

I've wanted it for a long time, too.

Just you.

Me.

Together. Loving.

Living well,

though, okay?

Nothing wrong.

Nothing wrong.

My heart.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Give me your hand.

Eat it. What?

No.

Put my cuffs down.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Jeremy. Jeremy.

Oh, Jack.

Take it all in.

Ram it right up in here.

Ram it right up in here.

Faster,

faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

Come on!

Come on! Go faster!

Faster, we're going to lose!

We're almost to first place.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Come on.

Go. Go.

Come on.

We've got to get there. We've got to get there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Phil, check this out.

Fuck me. Fuck

me. Blind.

Oh, God.

Oh, we still got the race. We're still in first. Come on. Come on. We can win.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

come on.

Come on, you nasty motherfucker.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

But I think...

Oh,

yeah. Oh, my feet.

I love these tender moments.

These are the most tender moments I've ever had in my life.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm doing well, thank you.

Did you sleep well last night? Yes, I did.

Yeah? Thank you.

Well, I've been sitting here thinking, and maybe we should start setting a date

for a wedding.

I had a great idea, maybe May, because Venus and Saturn will be in the rising

moon at that time, and it's a perfect time to get married.

And also, you know, I was thinking that we could get a house in October.

Because Uranus will be circling the moon at that time on the third day of the

month. And you know what else I was thinking too, James?

We could have a child in June because Gemini children are just the best.

so easy to take care of. Even a lot of people think that they have split

personality. It's not really true, okay? It really isn't. It actually helps a

little bit. And you know what we should do?

In April, before the child is born, we can start planting the garden. Because

the third week, okay?

The sun and everything is perfect for all the planning. And if you want to

some vegetables and stuff, we can have that. It's okay. I don't mind. But I'm

really more into the flowers.

Now, what I was thinking, James.

September 8th. A day exploding with sexual tensions.

Unpredictable actions will improve your image.

You will benefit from an optimistic attitude.

You will find unexpected stimulation from domestic activities.

Dress for the occasion in garters and lace.

Attend an orgy in the evening. Keep your spirits high.

Wear a sultry smile, and a partner will land between your legs.