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Deuce, Samantha Pussy, and Neat, Samantha

Bus. All these personalities are put together. They form a conglomerate

Samantha Fox.

Now each of these ladies have their own preface, likes to be fondled.

And each one has their own attention, like Dr.

Russell down at work.

He's always got some excuse to go poking around.

Well,

Samantha, Miss Pussy looks pretty healthy. But still, just to be safe,

Wow, your muscle tone is perfect. Maybe too perfect.

I'm a little reluctant to stick anything else in there.

I might lose my most delicate instrument.

God, a slapping pussy.

I can do a paper on this.

Come on, Doc. She won't bite you. Go ahead.

Try an oral probe.

This pussy really loves that.

Pussy is drooling. Doc, try your biggest instrument next. Come on.

Mr. Genoa, time for your treatment.

Sir?

Mr. Genoa, treatment time.

Oh, well.

Come on, give it to me. Oh, mercy, mercy.

Oh, God.

I love

you.

Gee, Miss Pussy was quite heavy with that fantasy.

But you know what?

I completely forgot to introduce another nice part.

Miss Tushy. She doesn't like that other nasty name, so we never mention it.

Although Vanessa Del Rio calls hers that all the time.

Boy, that Vanessa, all her parts have dirty names.

Thank you.

Thank you

Oh, dear, dear, dear.

Fuck my ass.

Thank you.

As I was saying, Vanessa has no respect for her individual personality.

Her Miss Pussy is Ms.

Get the feminist connotation?

Ms. Cunt? Can you believe Ms.

Cunt? Or Ms.

Asshole? And Ms.

Tits? And I could barf. Ms.

Cockside? Instead of Miss Faith. Really?

I love you.

Excuse me.

My people got carried away.

I guess Miss Brain blanked out for a minute.

Now, where was she?

Oh, yeah. About Miss Vanessa and her nasty name.

Do you know what she does?

She always fantasizes about having one guy fornicate her. She says fuck her

in the puss.

Ah, cunt.

and another guy fuck her in the ass.

I'm sure it's just a fantasy, because I know that's impossible.

Miss Pussy and Miss Tushy would faint if they both got fornicated

at the same time.

Mercy!

Although, come to think of it, Vanessa does have those two big

dildos. Maybe Ms. Cunt and Ms. Asshole can take it. Only

nasty persons could.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

What's happening back there? What's happening back there? Wait a minute.

Ready? Easy.

This one's mean in here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Oh, yeah.

Here, look at mine.

Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, ah, ah. Okay.

Huh?

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

to run a comparison.

I explained the basics of the competition.

And since we wanted an unbiased opinion, we had a lover for Ms.

Pussy and a prick for Ms.

Cunt.

Hey, big fella, you want to meet Ms.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Make it hotter.

Perfect.

so mixed up and confused as to who was doing whom, Merle forgot to evaluate.

Although she did say I performed cunnilingus as good as Vanessa

ate cunt.

So for the meantime, our question remains.

Too good not to make a little money.

Attention, Kmart shoppers. Today's special is Samantha tits, Samantha

Samantha cock -sucking mouth, and Samantha asshole.

Line up, all you consumers.

Cash or charge?

Cash, baby.

She is in control.

So let's look at the little games she plays with her friends.

Hello, my pets.

Oh, my goodness.

That's right.

Move over.

I told you.

The idea is not to say a word.

What are you going to

tell me? Anything you're going to do?

Just enjoy.

That's the Prissy I know and love.

This looks very

interesting.

I

want you to watch

it.

This is for you, my girl.

Thank you.

bottom. Come on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, I know

See how your mistress is being abused?

you've been a good girl

You can untie that one, too.

What happened to you?

I'm nothing to you. I didn't tell you to do that.

No, I'm not saying that. I know.

Are you sure you fucked him?

Uh -huh.

Let me have that pussy moment.

Have that pussy moment.

Oh.

It's okay.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

um um

is um

Something's going on.

You've got to lift your tongue.

Bye.

Come on.

Oh.

Is this where the party is? What party would that be, young lady?

Well, I was at a disco party and I heard some people whisper that they were all

in stores and having a party here.

Don't say that so loud. Do you want to start a panic? Who told you that?

Well, never mind.

Well, I'm not at liberty to say who might be in there.

All I can tell you is that this party is private. No one admitted without

invitation.

Yes. Oh, Mick.

I mean, Mr.

Jagger. Mick Jagger? Yes.

Mick Jagger, I love you. Yes, anything you want, sir. I listen to your

I love you.

Oh, you're so mean. I wanted to talk to him. He's my favorite.

I know that he'd let me in if I could see him or talk to him.

Ma 'am, if you just settle down.

He's seeing you right now. Look.

Do you mean he's watching me right now?

That's what that phone call was about.

He scans all his guests personally, and you caught his eye. He's interested.

Does that mean I can go?

Whoa, slow down a bit. I said you caught his eye.

You know, he's having a pretty wild party in there, and he can't let anybody

there other than beautiful people.

He wants to scan your body.

No,

no. He wants to see a whole body.

That's right. Keep going.

Keep going.

Hurry up now. You can't wait all day up there.

That's it.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes. Right.

Okay.

Well,

he wants to make sure you're not a prude.

How do I do that?

How do you think?

I hope he likes what I'm doing.

He's watching, right? Right.

No, I'm not a prude.

You know what those guys really like to see?

Two, three, four.

Oh, wait, this could be it.

Yeah, man.

Oh, yeah, she's great.

Send her right in?

Yeah, I'll send her right out.

I think that's it. I want you to go in.

Let me see it.

Here we go.

Mr. Baker.

I am your hostess, Samantha.

May I offer you some wine to quench your thirst?

Is that enough?

Oh, yes.

Just lie back and relax.

Can I offer you an apple?

No, thank you.

Perhaps a grape?

Now we're going to get your legs, Mr. Baker.

These beautiful, fairy legs.

Isn't this fruit delicious, Mr. Baker?

And you get your feet in here.

Massage them so that they relax your whole body.

Your toes.

All that weight on those poor feet all day long.

Just relax.

Yes, that's it.

Nice, strong, muscular legs you have, Mr. Baker.

You know, Mr. Baker, for a slight extra charge, we can offer you our bear

special.

Bear special?

Yes. We make ourselves... How do you say?

Comfortable?

Why not?

All right, Mr. Baker.

That will be an additional $15.

While we're at it, maybe you would like our dual bear massage.

Why not?

All right.

That will be $30.

Oh, Mr. Baker.

We expect this will double your pleasure.

Oh, Mr. Baker.

You're about to have the greatest dual bear massage.

This is really what we call grade A class.

I hope you like what you see.

Doesn't it feel better with four hands?

Wonderful client we have today, isn't he? Yes.

He's getting relaxed, aren't you, Mr. Baker?

Mr. Baker, can we interest you in a dual breast massage?

You mean... Oh, yeah, sounds great.

All right, Mr.

Baker. One dual breast massage coming right up for just an additional $20.

Let's do it.

Oh, rub -a -dub -dub, Mr. Baker.

Like little nipples rubbing up against you?

Of course, the heart of the nipple is

the way you feel the massage.

Isn't that right, Sam?

Yes. Isn't that right, Mr. Baker?

Nice little titty massage, huh?

I think he likes it, Sam.

Oh, yes. Let me just jiggle in on him.

Feel good, Mr. Baker?

How does it feel so far, Mr. Baker?

Fantastic.

Well, if it feels so good this far, perhaps we can interest you in our

body massage?

Okay. All right.

Just an additional $30, Mr. Baker.

Now, we're going to put the oil where it really feels good.

It might tickle for a moment.

Excuse my appearance, but it was so hot I just had to take a shower.

I hate that sticky feeling, you know.

Ain't you going to give me a little kiss?

Look, so I just want to do my taxes, okay?

Well, a little kiss won't hurt.

What's the matter?

What kind of kiss is that? You don't like me anymore? What's wrong with you?

it's not that. I'm just not in the mood.

Well, I'm in the mood.

You just lay down and make yourself comfortable in that studio.

All the work.

I really appreciate it, but I just don't feel that good.

Well, I'll make you feel better.

Bird, it looks like you're starting to feel better.

We'll begin by rubbing you slowly and then work up into a more vigorous

massage.

Yes, but we never start vigorous right away. You wouldn't want to shock

yourself.

Oh, I think Mr. Baker is enjoying our body massage.

How does that... oil feel, Mr. Baker.

Yes,

just

relax, Mr.

Baker. This will take all your tension away.

Yes. Is it good, Mr. Baker?

Is it good?

Mr.

Baker.

Do you think perhaps we could interest you in our dual oral massage?

Yes.

All right, Mr. Baker.

That will be an additional $20.

Let us work on you, Mr. Baker.

Look at her run her tongue along the shaft.

Oh, you are just bursting.

Oh, suck on it just one minute. Let me have some of you.

What a huge cup.

I can't fit that rim in my mouth. It's so dry. Put it down your throat.

Suck on it good and hard.

Make it feel like it's going to come off.

Let me put your balls in my mouth, Mr. Baker.

Can I tickle them with my tongue?

Oh, yes, tickle as far as you want to lick the shaft.

Oh, give me some of that.

Oh, she's so selfish.

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this, Mr. Baker.

Oh, take one lick.

That's enough.

I want more.

Together.

Let's lick it together.

customers. We are at liberty to offer you at a special discount rate

our all the way massage.

You mean all the way?

All the way.

That's right, Mr. Baker.

For a limited time only, our all the way massage for $49 .95.

One all -the -way massage coming up.

You are in for a treat.

That is the way.

Okay, girls.

Get up.

Turn around.

Oh, Mr.

Baker.

Oh, my goodness.

Let me see what you've got here.

Oh, yes.

Nice pussy.

What do we have here?

Ooh,

nice and juicy.

Oh, yes.

Okay, girls.

Do you want to get fucked first?

Me first. Me first.

No, me.

Baker. Oh,

goody.

Oh,

Mr. Baker.

Oh, Sam, you should feel this.

I'm next, Mr.

Baker. Oh, yes, do it all the way in.

Deep inside me.

Oh, God.

Get behind me and lift my bass.

This happened to me all day.

Oh, yes.

Put it in sand.

Oh, do you feel it deep inside you?

Mr.

Baker, that feels so good.

A very good all -the -way massage.

I think we're getting the better end of the deal.

Mr. Baker, I want some more. Oh, no.

Please. Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Stop being so selfish.

Oh, Mr.

Baker, right this way.

Hold me for a minute.

Okay.

Oh, yes, I'm dying for it again. Wait.

Oh, yes, put it in, Mr. Baker.

There we go.

Oh, it's so deep.

Massage your breasts from behind.

Oh,

yes.

Ran it in.

So good.

This is the best thing that's happened to me all day.

Now I'm going to come all over your face.

There it is. Wait.

What

are

you doing down there?

I've got a bird's eye.

Camelos!

$15.

Dual bear massage, $30.

Dual breast massage, $20.

Entire body massage, $30.

Dual oral massage, $20.

All the way massage, $49 .95.

Plus 8 % sales tax.

Your free massage has cost you a total of $178 .15.

Isn't that wonderful?

...and stepdaddy was filled with love and tenderness.

Frank? Yeah, what?

Thank you and another beer.

Yeah, why not?

Frank?

talk about different things.

Like what?

Oh, you know, maybe about life and things like that.

Just what you want to know.

What's it like to be in love?

It's okay.

Why do you want to know?

If I tell you, you won't tell Mother, will you? It's a big secret.

Yeah, sure.

I think I'm in love with Tony.

How do you know?

Well, the other night we went for a ride in his car.

And we parked it and we looked out the window at the full big moon.

And then he pulled me into his arms.

I felt so warm I got the shivers.

Dana. Are you sure you want to talk about this now? Oh, Frank, I have to.

Because then I felt his hand creep up to my shoulder.

And then after a while, it moved slowly down and slipped under my blouse.

And then it moved around and around and massaged slowly.

Oh, Frank, I never knew a man's hand could feel so gentle.

felt his other hand move up and up and up until it touched my wet

spot. And then he took his finger and he slipped it into my house. Don't you

think this has gone a bit too far?

Oh, Frank.

I think so, but I couldn't stop because he took my hand.

I've got to stop.

I couldn't because...

my throat.

Show me everything you did.

And then I just licked the tip for a few minutes like this.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean, Fred?

Yeah. I get the feeling, darling.

Okay, here comes.

Oh, Frank, it's so good.

It's just like an ice cream cone.

Oh, you should just see this.

Oh, Frank.

It's so clean, right?

And it was almost as good as my lollipop, right?

Do you really

think that was love?

Oh, my God!

Why don't you come in?

Thank you.

an innocent, take one.

Action. Look out. Hello? Are you going to cooperate or what?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

Good, good.

You know what I want.

And you're not going to leave here until I get what I want.

Do you hear?

Yes. I want you sucking and licking these tits.

And then I want you to eat my pussy. Yes, I want that tongue darting in and

out till you find all my pussy juices.

And you're going to lick because I'm going to make you the best pussy eater

the whole world.

Fuck you.

Beautiful. Well, you're going to fuck the living shit out of me.

Why? No.

No!

We'll see about that.

Now rip his shirt off.

You are going

what it was made for.

Let's see what kind of equipment you got down here.

Juicy, juicy round bowl filled with quarts of cum and a cock.

Well, I'm going to make this cock big enough to sit on.

I'm going to jump up and down and enjoy myself for a day.

No, for the treat of your life.

Suck it harder.

Yes, suck it nice. Long, long strokes. Beautiful, beautiful.

Show me some respect.

Get hard.

Oh, terrific. Beautiful. A thing of true beauty.

I am the best.

am allowing my leather gloves to touch you.

Isn't that wonderful?

I'll bite it.

Okay, cheat your face a little more here.

Oh, it's so big.

Stick it in.

Shove it down my throat. Get it harder.

Yeah, scumbag. Get over there and get out of these fucking clothes. Right now.

You look like a size 42 moccasin.

All right, Stanley, now. Go get her.

Yeah, scumbag.

Come on.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? What does it look like I'm doing, you moron?

Shut up.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. I'm sucking your tits.

Bite the nipples. Come on.

Oh, yeah. Finger fuck me. I like that.

Get the finger in there.

Feel it around. It's so wet.

Don't be shy.

Shut up. Shut up.

You can moan if you like.

Why don't you just work your way on down?

Come on.

Come on.

Get that tongue in there.

Oh, you're pretty good.

Oh, yeah.

I get delirious from this. Are you getting this?

Yeah. Oh, your tongue is so good.

Do you think you can stick anything else in there?

Huh? Oh,

yeah, I think that'll do.

Try it.

Oh, can you keep doing it?

Can you just keep doing it, maybe?

Oh, I like that.

Oh, yeah. I like that.

Oh, yeah. It's a good cop.

It's a good hard rod.

That's just what I need in a slave.

A slave that fucks me good.

Oh, do it. Do it.

Yeah, do that.

Yeah, do that.

Yeah, stop. That's nice.

I feel like I'm going to cum.

Oh, get it in. Is that it?

Oh, it's going to squirt all out on you.

Get it in. Are you ready for the money shot?

Check me out.

another take just for insurance.

Oh, shit.

Quick.

Fuck me.

Pick it in.

Oh.

Oh.

Can you get it in?

Come on.

Come on, put it in. Don't be frightened of me. I want you to fuck me good.

This is my honeymoon, remember?

Give it to me.

Faster. We wouldn't want him to walk in on this. I want you to fuck me before he

gets back.

So good.

Oh, it

looks so nice.

Richard.

Richard. Yes. The crackers.

They go with the caviar.

Oh. It goes with the champagne.

Of course.

Yes.

I read you mine.

Richard.

Be careful.

I'll be very careful. Be careful. and a virgin.

Gentle.

Slowly.

Very slowly.

What are you going to do?

I think I know.

I'm going to teach you something.

You've never done this, have you? No.

Like that?

Yes.

Yes.

That's very good.

Oh, look how

big.

Yes. It's all for you.

My goodness. Yes.

Just go down on it.

Now I'm going to show you the real position.

The coup de grace, they say.

The what?

Right in there.

Oh, it's so big.

Oh, take care.

touch your balls.

Okay, then put it in more.

I've never done this before.

You'd never know.

Don't come in me. I don't take the pill.

Oh, okay.

I'll come out.

That's good, Richard.

Richard and I had a wonderful time in Jamaica.