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[Luca] Netflix It has 200 million subscribers.

First videos 150 million.

Add the two platforms makes 350 million spectators,

plus family members, Multiple subscriptions ...

It's a lot of people.

It deduces that they are These streaming services today in 2020

to outline the collective imagination, The Zeitgeist, the spirit of the times.

But then there is Pornhub.

The streamer of porn content has 42 billion of visitors per year,

three and a half billion per month, 115 million a day.

Netflix, first videos and the others platforms are the public discourse.

Pornhub is the unconscious, the removed.

This is what society does not show.

What we really are.

This story began like this, How a picture begins.

With a sketch.

[Ring "Mori Delay" of the Verdena]

[Ring "Mori Delay" of the Verdena]

♪ DILAY DIE ♪ DI

♪ You don't dive into her ♪

♪ ♪ Ominide ♪

♪ It is my attitude ♪

♪ Who cares ♪

♪ Chaki, Chaki ♪

♪ DILAY DIE ♪ DI

♪ Find refuge in her ♪

♪ It is true that ♪

♪ Black is dark background ♪

[towards seagulls]

[regular heartbeat]

[lock shot]

HI.

Everything OK?

For you yes definitely, Five minutes in the collection room!

She a month of hormones and an intervention.

[knock on the door]

[Roberta] Doctor.

Sorry, Robi, we took it comfortable.

We need the bed, you should move.

No, a little more, come on ...

Good anesthetic, huh? A beautiful bomb.

Some days, look ... eh, robi?

I don't tell you anything.

Feel, Remind me a little what we have to do

that I have cream in the brain.

You nothing, we do everything.

We fertilize all your eggs in place by Mister Urinary Infection present here.

[Antonello] Love, come on.

[Luca] My name is Luca Mexico, son of Giovanni Mexico,

a dead retired saving two children from a fire.

I have always envied his courage.

Saw a house on fire And he threw himself.

I am one who does not throw himself.

A procrastinator.

One who would have had a brilliant academic career,

If only he was done The thesis of the doctorate.

A case of manual self -babotage.

This is not the story of how I finally finished my thesis

On Peter Sloterdijk and the tame of the human being.

As in the famous phrase of John Lennon,

"Life is what happens to you while you are busy in other projects ".

[Sara] Love, are you coming?

Yes.

[Voices indistinct from TV]

- Oh my God, still the images of Milan? - [Sara] eh.

[Luca] What timing Wanting to make a son now ...

What do we do, are we closed at home?

Talk for you, I heard the primary.

I will not be at home often.

What the fuck do I do Closed here all the time?

Write the thesis, right? You said you wanted to finish it.

You have all the free time you want.

Use it.

[Luca] All Italians, Starting from 2 March 2020,

they had to question one's life,

But this is not the story of how the Pandemia di Coronavirus

He made our existences derail.

[doorbell]

Sorry, didn't we have to limit contacts?

Come on, It could be the last dinner for a while.

- Do we have to do it with him? - He didn't pay us anything.

You can accept a little sarcasm.

Because it is always for you A matter of money?

Why is it never for you?

HI! Welcome.

- Did you become punctual? - Hi, child.

Better late than never.

Speaking of "better late than never", Valerio ...

Permit.

- Hi, coso! - Do you remember your sister?

- Hi, Daria. - Hi, Sara.

As long as you can still see you live, eh?

We try. Please.

Five minutes of freezer for safety.

- Upon orders. - FFP2 masks.

- Parsimonia which is like white truffles. - Ok.

- HI. - Hi, Luca.

Oh my God, how cute! Look how he sleeps!

Thank you.

- Wow, what a beautiful house! - [Sara] Thanks.

I would also like to see, I bought it.

Antonello ...

[Sara] On the ancient Appia where? What height?

You know Cecilia Metella's mausoleum?

- [Sara] Yes. - immediately after the right.

But it's enormous! How much did you pay for it?

If I bought the mausoleum directly, I spent less.

I'm old, Let me do the cock that I think.

Love, you are not dying, count.

But this hole? Is the swimming pool?

[Antonello] Twenty for six, In touch, salted water.

'Sti dementi they made it too deep,

I miss the Olympionic dives.

I'm making her fill with the ground, So I make another casting of concrete,

Always if the construction sites don't close.

Covid is a nice anal, eh.

There is the risk of staying with the villa Halfway for who knows how long.

It doesn't seem to me the most serious thing, give The circumstances, with all due respect.

[Sirene]

I understood that you remained badly First, right?

But it is clear that this is not the home of an interior and a teacher, right?

- Daria would have arrived alone. - Oh.

- Eh ... - But ...

Still arrow? Now it starts again with the discourse of the clinic.

When you graduated in medicine, I was the happiest man in the world.

I prefer the hospital, I feel more useful.

- [Antonello] "useful"? - Yes.

How it is that when you need, Are you in the clinic?

You never ashamed?

If you wanted to give up to a profitable activity,

you could marry you with a man with a position.

With all due respect, eh.

I think you have a tumor mass which presses on the front lobe.

This would explain The lack of inhibitory brakes.

Absorbs the professor well.

This is a doctor's joke, Beautiful, among other things,. Bravo.

I like it that my husband is not ambitious.

[doorbell]

- Who is at this time? - I don't know, I'm going to see.

The sad harvest, As in that Monty Python movie.

You want to end it With these jokes about death?

You should touch wood.

- That's chipboard, I bought it. - Excuse me.

[Luca] This is the story of Amanda And how it ruined my life.

Yes?

I'm at the Bandamp; B in front And I need the code to enter,

I just have the phone unloading And the code is on the phone.

A lot of information. I didn't understand, what do you have to do?

I can load the phone for two minutes?

Yes, of course, please.

The socket is there, it should work.

- [Sara] Who is it? - It is the neighbor, love.

What's close?

The girl is here at the Bandamp; b.

He had to load the phone, Otherwise he cannot enter.

[Sara] Ah, ok.

- Sorry for the disorder. - No, no disorder.

Then someone lives here.

No close, no break -up, Remember it.

[Antonello] Having offices around It is true luxury.

Sorry, there is Conte's announcement. There he is.

[Conte, TV] for this I am about to sign a provision

that we can summarize With the expression "I remain at home".

[Conte] There will no longer be a red area.

There will no longer be the area one and area two of the peninsula.

There will be Italy, An Italy protected area.

Will therefore be to be avoided throughout the territory of the peninsula

the movements,

unless they are motivated from three specific circumstances:

proven work reasons,

cases of necessity or health reasons.

We add in this provision

also a ban outdoor assembly.

Eh, oh well.

Better if we go.

- If it wakes up, it's the end. - For heaven's sake.

I thought I had closed forever With all this, instead ...

Fertility is your field.

It is incredible, yes and to me and to him no.

- He is not the problem, plant it. - Ah, right?

You know that the water of Rome Is it full of estrogen?

A juice of female hormones.

- come on and come on ... - [Sara] Tie '.

- Sara, I help you disgust. - [Sara] Don't worry.

[Daria] We would miss it.

Uh ... how long have you been in the bandamp; b? I thought it was empty.

A few days.

Ah.

I think it remains there. I don't know if you heard, From tomorrow they close us.

Indeed.

What the fuck do I make you walled in there? Provided that I can enter.

Anyway I am Luca, pleasure.

- Amanda. - Ah.

Like the protagonist of Le Mille Lights of New York.

Alright…

Oh well, it's a novel ...

Why does it take so much?

- [Luca] Do you go away? - At home.

Forever, apparently.

- Force. - Come on.

- Hi, Luca, thank you very much. - Hi, what?

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- We know each other? - No.

Dad, "we know each other", come on.

HI.

- What did I say? - Go. Hi, Daria.

Hi, Sara.

[Sara] Hi, Coso. Sleeps.

- A little more affection maybe. - Are you talking about affection?

Go, go.

- HI. - HI.

Hi, goodnight.

- I'm Sara. - Hi, Sara.

You are?

- Amanda. - Amanda.

Sorry for the intrusion, I didn't know how to do it.

Calm.

I'm going to end to disagree.

[acoustic signal]

- He turned on! - That's better.

Here: 014217.

Zero…

Do you have it?

I think so.

- Thank you. - Forget about it.

[Amanda] Zero ...

- It's 014217. - [Amanda] Right.

- [lock shot] - Here you are!

- Thanks again. - Hi, goodnight.

[Sara] No, Cafona no, poor! He was embarrassed.

Oh well, I would be too, If I had married an old man.

No that I don't become a friend, mom.

The problem here is dad, it is not Daria.

Yes, now I have to go, okay?

Yes, I'm careful, bye.

Crazy day and you cannot go out.

That is, I can't go out.

I go to the hospital, not I go out.

- [Luca] Have you left me some coffee? - [Sara] Of course, infringement.

Listen, I was thinking something.

Do we refer?

- the plant you say? - Yes.

I don't know, love, as you want.

Not "as you want", Don't remove all my responsibility.

- Tell me you think. - I just woke up.

- Yes… - Oh, calm down.

Every time we talk about the child, You make me feel alone.

You are not alone.

What should we do?

There is a pandemic, fuck! It doesn't seem wise to me to do an operation.

- No? - We refer, come on.

Eh.

- Alright. - I agree.

Ok.

All right.

- How am I? - Miss Afghanistan.

- What do you do? - I have the zoom call with the teaching staff.

- Then nothing. - Write the thesis, right?

- When do you come back? - Boh, who knows?

- HI. - HI.

- Good day. - To you.

However I am ambitious.

I knew it was bad for us!

- HI! - HI.

[principal, pc] then, We told the guys on Monday.

The time to collect everyone's telematic users.

[Ivan, PC] "telematic users"? E-mails!

Casaro, do little the phenomenon.

[principal] have never done Distance teaching? Precisely.

It is an unprecedented situation.

There are parents who don't even have a computer

to make children study from home.

Agree? So we sail on sight.

I understand, but let's try to avoid to use 'ste perifrasis by commission.

Sorry, I didn't understand when Distance teaching should start.

So, let's give a few days to families to fix things.

At the latest we hope for Monday.

In the meantime, They do the tasks you have given.

- Monday 16? - Eh, did you want the one after?

No, I asked! There is no need to stiffen, if one asks.

We update ourselves, I'll let you know.

Okay, hello everyone And I recommend, on with morale.

- [principal] on with morality. - All right.

- Hi, see you soon. - Hi, thanks.

- Hi everyone. - [woman] Hello, thanks.

- HI. - [man] Hello.

[Talk in German]

[Interpreter] in the background of the history of ideas.

[Mobile rings]

[Interpreter] I consider ...

[Amanda] Cleans? Leave me in peace.

No, I don't tell you.

You have to show yourself Because you are a madman!

Are you out of your mind, do you understand it?

[mobile vibration]

[Amanda] Leave me alone!

- Oh. - Oh.

What the fuck do I do until Monday? For the first time I preferred to work.

Listen, but you know someone who can Bring some home grass?

Rather than being closed 24 hours a day with Betta

I prefer to teach trigonometry to the pubescent bonobo.

He commands me to wand, fuck.

[Luca] There will be a way To get the grass home?

Will the pushers also have a family or not?

How long does the human race have? For 250,000 years?

[Ivan] For 249,990 years We commanded us.

Women have been commanding for ten years and looks at case the human race is extinguishing.

The evolutionary design is clear!

[Ivan] They won, But we fuck the planet.

There will be nothing more to reign on, Only deserts and cockroaches, fuck.

[Luca] Oh well, it seems to me an analysis Pessimist of the matter, right?

- [Ivan] Not too much! - [Luca] mmh.

- [high volume music] - [Ivan] What is I am brothel?

- My neighbor who is dancing. - Turn the phone a little.

[Ring "NonT for Sale" by Sudan Archives]

[Ivan] Ah.

- It's not right. - What?

[Ivan] I am segregated at home In 80 square meters with my wife

And you alone in a penthouse with Dua Lipa's sister Bona in front.

Oh my God, he saw us, fuck.

What the fuck do I have to do with it? He saw you, not me.

- I call you back, come on, hello. - Yes.

- Hey. - Hey.

Are you filming me?

No, I was talking on the phone with a friend of mine.

We were doing a video call.

He heard the music, He said: "Where does it come from?"

- I showed him ... - Sorry, the gyms are closed.

- We arrange yourself at home. - But imagine, I understand.

Anyway There is always the condominium terrace.

Can I see it?

Yes, I take the keys.

- voila! Nice, no? - Nobody uses it?

No, apart from us.

[Luca] I told you, they are only offices.

If you want, I leave the door open, So when you want ...

Perfect.

So I have lessons here And you don't disturb you anymore.

Do you also less than you do? I do history and philosophy, you?

Tabata hip-hop.

Stuff that people do in the gym To lose weight, basically.

Ah!

I those who go to the gym I don't understand them.

And to say that it would do you well.

- What time do you do lessons, usually? - At four.

- Are you interested? - No, I asked you so as not to disturb you.

Oh well, I go.

- Come down or stay here? - I stay here.

Thanks, eh.

- HI. - HI.

[Luca] So, according to Heidegger and its anti-bitologist theory,

The essence of man it is closer to that of the divine

rather than that of the animal world.

Who knows what he would say about the fact that we are all locked up

Like cage animals.

Okay, we ended up for today.

You can go back to sleep, especially those who were not already doing it.

[Luca] Hello.

Fabbri, you remain instead.

- Until we meet again. - Hi everyone.

- Until we meet again. - [Luca] Hello.

- Everything OK? - Excuse me, prof.

What happens?

- No, nothing. - What is the problem? A guy?

A girl.

We had just started to see each other, But it doesn't recall me anymore.

Call it.

I'm afraid of being intrusive.

Go back to your age, I would save myself a lot of unnecessary fears.

However for today enough school, I justify you.

Do something beautiful, I know, listen to music.

- sounds? - Yes, the guitar a little.

Maybe one day Do you make me feel something?

Come on.

Hey.

Don't be afraid. If you want to call it, call it.

Remember that the things you did not do nobody gives you back.

- Thank you. - And what?

[Journalist, TV] are 475 In one day.

The cover.

[Cenci] continue to grow Stabilically the contagions in Italy.

It does not slow down the epidemic curve.

- [Luca] Love. - Mmh.

I look like a raccoon.

We bring the visor all day.

[Sara] We look like those who went hunting for et.

- [mobile vibration] - There he is…

Hi, dad.

Which is this story What do you want to postpone?

Please, I'm exhausted. Not now.

[Antonello] You know they have In common my patients?

That all at some point say: "We look forward to a little."

It is the dialing who made my luck.

You don't have to wait to make them children.

He said that who became a father at 65.

Bring majestically! But then I am a male.

[Antonello] For how many spermatozoa We lose, it is always enough and only one.

How nice to talk about cum With my father.

It is thanks to me if you have a child.

You do well to remind me, it's very healthy.

[Sara] Now I have to go to dinner, I'll call you back later, okay? Come on, bye.

In sport then there is no comparison.

We have more muscle mass.

You will tell me: "Okay, ok, and the chess?"

You know in which position it is The first woman in the chess ranking?

Fifty -second.

- What did you say? - But are you stoned?

Half an hour I'm talking And think about something else.

What do you think then?

[sound "krack" of soulwax]

[acoustic signal]

Please.

[sound "krack" of soulwax]

[Music stops]

HI.

So you break your back, eh.

You have to go down with your shoulders

and use the abs.

- here. - You say these here, the classic ones.

- Exact. - Ok.

- salts. - As?

- Ok. - Here you are.

- Don't you have your abs? - I left them at home.

- You see. - Oh, so trembling though, eh.

Yes, you have to tremble.

Ok, ok, I help you.

- Yes, be careful. - As?

- Yes. - As.

So, better.

[sound "I'm fine" of the CCCP]

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ or a formality ♪

♪ I don't remember well ♪

♪ [Together] a formality ♪

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ It is a question of quality ♪

♪ or a formality ♪

♪ I don't remember well ♪

♪ A formality ♪ ♪

[doorbell]

♪ How to decide to shave your hair ♪

♪ to eliminate coffee and cigarettes ♪

- Thank you. - Please.

- Hi handsome. - HI.

♪ A formality ♪ ♪

♪ A formality ♪ ♪

♪ A formality ♪ ♪

♪ or a question of quality? ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm sick ♪

♪ I don't know where to stay ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm sick ♪

- ♪ But it is a formality ♪ - ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

- ♪ I'm fine, I'm bad ♪ ♪ - ♪ a formality ♪

♪ I'm fine, I'm sick ♪ ♪

♪ I'm fine, I'm sick ♪ ♪

[GEMITI]

Can I forget about wine?

Oh my God, I hadn't heard of you.

- Of course, I only have a glass though. - It does not matter.

[Amanda] Is it a secret?

No, no, no.

I was trying to finish the thesis of the doctorate that I have been carrying for years.

- But don't you teach already? - Yes, but in high school.

I had other ambitions before.

I hoped in a chair at wisdom, But then my father died.

Between one thing and another, I wasted a lot of time.

I'm sorry for your father.

Mine is a piece of shit, If you can console you.

I recently discovered it.

My mother cleaned him

And when he got pregnant, the asshole He gave her money to abort.

Then he fired it.

But! A gentleman.

With that money, she returned to Cuba And of course he did not have an abortion.

- Have you returned to Italy for your father? - Also.

Who knows I was hoping to find.

How was your father?

Taciturn, anaffective, at least with me.

But a kind of hero.

He died saving children from a fire.

I am completely different. If I see a drop of blood, I pass out.

I took from my mother.

She died two years later.

He didn't do it without him.

Brothers?

No, you?

I discovered I had two brothers recently and I don't know them either.

And to say that I have always wanted A large family.

You have to be careful to what you want.

[doorbell]

[lock shot]

- [Cosimo] What the fuck do you think you do? - [Amanda] Nothing.

"Nothing"? Did you think I didn't find yourself?

[Cosimo] You made me look for you 'I'm a shitty place.

- I needed some time. - "a little time".

- Who do you go fuck? - Nobody.

Sorry, there is the Lockdown, Who do you want to see?

- What the fuck do you laugh? What the fuck you laugh! - [Amanda] Leave me.

[Cosimo] Don't tell me whores, did you understand?

[Amanda] You hurt me! Leave me!

[Cosimo] Now do I have to leave you? Before you need you right?

[Amanda] Leave me!

What do you want to do?

Write the door code, move.

[Cosimo] I do here and go out As the fuck it seems to me.

If it is wrong, you break you The four teeth you have in your mouth.

- [Amanda] Why do you have to do this? - [Cosimo] Me? Why do I have to do this?

Do you think you can play with me like this? What are I the toy of your me?

You know who I am.

[Cosimo] Because you have to make me do The bad?

Do you want me to do the villain?

[Cosimo] Do you want this?

[Amanda] What do you want to do now? Do you want to kill me?

Go.

Go!

You don't give a shit to you.

- Do you want me to kill me? - [Amanda] No, love, I don't want that.

- [Free line signal] - [Amanda] lowers the gun.

[Cosimo] Love ...

[agent] Police?

Yes, ready? Excuse me, I would like to report an emergency.

There is a man who is attacking a woman in the apartment in front of my house.

- [agent] gives me the address. - As he says, excuse?

[agent] The address?

- Ready, do you feel me? - No, look, I was wrong, excuse me.

- Hey, but who was that madman? - If he saw you, I don't know what happened.

Who cares!

- You have to go to the police. - I didn't think he came to look for me here.

Listen, I filmed everything, you have the rehearsals.

You can arrest it, it's dangerous.

- But it only makes a scene. - Which scene? He had a gun.

Promise me that you will denounce it.

It is not bad, He had a shit life.

- His father filled him with a barrel. - Do you justify it?

If I really feel in danger, I do it, promised.

- What else should happen? - [mobile vibration]

Everything OK?

Yes, it's my wife who says he doesn't come back tonight.

Goes to the hospital.

Listen, give me your number.

I turn around the video.

Memorize it.

[mobile rings]

Call me, if you need help.

Really.

[they play "beautiful hello" to sax]

We haven't fucked, however.

I know you want to know.

I like that you worry about me.

No.

Not here.

[applause]

[man] Bravo!

Wait! Wait, wait ...

- What are you doing? - No, the socks, you know ...

Come on, The first time with the socks sucks.

No!

[Ring "Let Me Follow" by Son Lux]

[GEMITI]

[GEMITI]

[Ring "Let Me Follow" by Son Lux]

[lock shot]

- [Luca] Hey. - Hey.

Are you already at home?

Yes, but only for three hours, Then I have to go back to the hospital.

- [Sara] I'm starving. - Come on, I cook something.

[Sara] Thanks.

Today I pissed on me.

Yes, I didn't want to remove the scafandro, I wanted to wait at the end of the round.

While I went to the bathroom ...

[Sirene]

The bladder gave up me.

Hey.

Only tiredness.

Feel, Why don't you get a few days?

So I'll rest, stay with me.

No, how do I do it? There is a pandemic, I can't.

At one point I was afraid ...

For a second, I don't know why ...

That I had had an abortion.

Then I remembered that I was not pregnant.

When this story ends, Let's do everything.

- Have you seen the coffins in Bergamo? - Mmh.

No, I don't watch the news, They make me feel helpless.

But you males because you always have to speak of your cock in one way or another?

No, it's that ...

Is that I am in here Without making a fuck all day.

I admire what you do.

You are around saving lives.

The truth is that I envy you a little.

Oh.

To envy me again And I ask for divorce.

- I envy you. - Lawyer!

[applause]

[Ring "Kandy" by Fever Ray]

Uh ...

Nietzsche no longer believes to the values ​​of his time,

in particular to Christian morality, But it does not passively resign himself.

In fact he tries to rewrite his own History through other values ​​...

[Ring "Kandy" by Fever Ray]

[Ring "Kandy" by Fever Ray]

[not audible item]

I look at porn on Ecosia, The environmental browser.

So every time I masturbate me I am planting a tree.

[doorbell]

- Hey, I was coming to you. - I'm impatient, sorry.

Madonna, what a home! That envies.

It was understood from the window, but to stay in it ...

- Money is made with philosophy. - But what money? No.

He gave him his father to Sara.

- Truly? - Yes.

Blessed her.

- You see that the father loves her. - Mmh, too bad he is an asshole.

Every time he sees me reminds me that I can't afford this house.

Let's say I use philosophy In order not to send him to shit.

Then below You are a poor man too.

Well, my father was a tile.

Sara was not within my reach.

It is not true.

Because you are beautiful.

Who is it that sounds?

Nobody.

She gave me.

[Luca] I told her I wanted to try, But I never touched it.

[Key sounds]

Mmh.

How long have you been together?

Seven years.

We met by chance in the emergency room.

Don't tell me that she also saved your life.

No, not exactly.

I thought I had a heart attack, Instead ... it was only gastritis.

Maybe it was karma.

Are you a Buddhist?

Why?

- Well… - Ah, do you say for the statuette?

But it's not mine! It will be of the home owner, boh.

Weighs a tonne, however.

However, the Buddhists are nice to me.

They have as its symbol a fat that laughs,

while we have One tortured to blood.

I think we are troubled.

Are you troubled, Luca?

The kitchen is also beautiful.

Look here!

Do we cook something together?

Let's go to you, come on.

You told me he came back to the morning, right?

- Yes. - It was so, to change once.

- It's that here it's a bit ... - Oh well, it does nothing, you have strangled.

- Come on, oh well, let's eat here, come on. - No, quiet.

So much ... See you tomorrow.

- I'm not even really hungry. - Hey, let's go out.

- Out? - Yes.

- With curfew? - Mmh.

I could take Sara's recipe book To make a false certificate.

And what are you writing to us?

Um ... what are you pregnant? What are we going to visit?

You have a perverse mind.

I didn't believe.

When do Rome empty us?

- I'm going to get the jacket. - Go.

[Amanda] You know that in Australia

The fish of a closed aquarium for Covid have they stopped eating?

They had to send a sub to swim with they to make him pass the depression.

- Everyone needs attention. - It's bad to be alone.

That's why you tied yourself To that cock head?

But Cosimo is a street dog.

- He only died out of fear. - But I'm wrong to give him a rope.

Also to go out with you am wrong.

I specialize in making bullshit.

- So I would be bullshit. - Do you a little.

I would like a family and you already have it.

This story will not end well, You know it too.

I understand, I will be a little better than this Cosimo.

Then I didn't understand Because you didn't report it.

Because it's not your business.

I swear that you don't call the police.

- Why? - Because life is mine.

I don't want the police to browse.

Swear.

All right.

You will also have secrets, right?

We try to have a child with assisted fertilization.

I just have the impression of doing The child with my father -in -law.

Meaning what?

He is the owner of the clinic.

He is helping us.

I do not know, makes me feel like I was defective,

When you actually have the problem.

- What problem? - He has the polycystic ovary.

I have it too.

Really? Sorry, I didn't know.

- Oh well, how did you know? - Indeed.

However as a contraceptive It is a bomb.

[agent] In the end it is a cold.

- Ah, your father? - You come.

I'm sorry ... unfortunately it's a brothel, When they become old.

[agent] eh!

Mmh.

Mmh.

Wait for you to call you back.

Oh! Stop!

Let's go there.

Go, go, go!

Here it is, here it is.

But did you not have the permission?

Yes, but I was afraid who caught me the same.

You are afraid of everything.

[Amanda] Your wife is lucky.

I don't, warn you.

I am a mess.

I don't care.

[Amanda] We make love here.

Now.

[mobile vibration]

Wait.

Wait.

- Fuck ... - What happens?

He is my wife.

He is returning home.

They put it in quarantine.

Hey!

- Oh, are you there? - [Luca] I'm in the bathroom!

[Sara] Ok, you can go out.

How is it going? Are you worried?

No, I'm pissed off black.

With me?

No, how with you? What do you have to do with it?

With that Chinese jerk who ate the bat.

We had to replace the whole department,

Tell nurses how to do doctors.

I am sorry.

I think you're right.

What do we do to do a child? The world is ending.

The world is always about to end For each of us.

What it is, a twisted way To tell me you still want to be a father?

- You are here? - Yes, I'm here.

- I miss you. - You too.

Open the door, come on.

I enter, I do the quarantine with you, I get the Covid.

No.

Are you crazy? It is the most stupid thing I could say.

Even the most romantic.

[Ring "So Many Things" by Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp]

[Ring "So Many Things" by Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp]

[Ring "So Many Things" by Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp]

Love!

I came back.

- Did you get the water? - Yes!

Leave me a bottle outside that I'm dying of thirst.

- [Luca] Hey. - Hey, what are you doing?

Scribacchio.

Feel, it hurts me to admit it, But the risotto was afraid.

That's the butter.

Nobody ever wants the butter, though ...

- [doorbell] - How's the thesis?

Well.

You knew that Sloterdijk already 40 years ago He spoke of the great catastrophe

Like the goddess of the century?

Ah ...

But that's not that this Sloterdijk Do you bring bad luck?

[Cosimo] A gift to be forgiven.

- Amor, are you there? - Open it.

- Yes. - No, I think you were freezed.

Instead I am rereading Camus's plague.

[Sara] I hadn't realized at high school what masterpiece it was.

- There are wonderful characters. - Put it.

There is the doctor, the Suicida, the journalist.

But really?

- [Sara] live the same tragedy. - Remember how we met?

- This makes them more human. - This story makes no sense.

Maybe the same thing will happen To us too.

It makes no sense.

- It is the right opportunity to change everything. - Take the necklace.

Am I saying bullshit?

Yes, I think the quarantine It is, I don't know, sensitizing.

I become sentimental.

[Cosimo] Sorry.

- [Luca] No, we have to ... - "Hijo de puta".

- [Sara] But what happens? - I don't know, I feel strange noises.

In my opinion They are stealing from the offices below.

- What the fuck are you saying? - Wait for a moment, let me see.

Oh!

- [Sara] What's going on? - SH, wait.

[Amanda] I never want to see you again!

Sorry, look I made you ...

Excuse me.

- Why don't you love me? - You know why.

- [Cosimo] Do you want me to disappear? - [Amanda] Yes.

The last kiss and I disappear forever.

- The last kiss. - Yes.

- Real. - swear it.

I swear.

[Amanda] Enough ...

Enough!

- Enough! - Wait.

- Enough! - Wait!

- Enough! - Ouch! What the fuck ...

[Amanda] You suck me!

- Listen, I call the police, I put down. - Safe? Ok.

What are you a dog?

[respondent] Covid-19 emergency.

Due to intense traffic, the lines They are momentarily occupied.

- please stay waiting. - [Cosimo] You said you liked it.

- What the fuck are you saying? - Love, I go to the police.

- [Sara] is careful. - Yes.

- [Agent] Good evening. - Yes, good evening.

It's an emergency.

You must intervene in an apartment.

[agent] must call 113 for emergencies.

Excuse me, there is a person with a gun in front of my house.

[lock shot]

[Agent] Is it sure you have seen well?

Yes, of course I'm sure.

Did he focus the weapon against the girl? - As he says, excuse? I don't feel it.

He is right.

Did he focus the weapon against the girl? - This time no, the other time yes.

I also filmed it.

- Why, how many times have it happened? - Two.

Look, I just want to make a complaint.

No, she is not the victim,

but it can make a report And I send a steering wheel to check.

Give me the address.

Is behind it, I can accompany you, if you want.

Look, it's not the case.

Find me the video? So I call the steering wheel.

[Agent 2] Deputy Prominent! Look who I caught outside.

Who recognizes it With these fucking masks? Who are you?

And who the fuck are you?

- Bravetta! - Where do I send it to him?

[Bravetta] Oh, plan!

- Says me ... - [deputy chief] What are you doing here?

- Didn't you stay at the Casilino? - Here.

[Bravetta] I'm always there.

- It is that I was following a case nearby. - Salva in the car without greeting.

- He tells me it's too heavy. - [Agent 2] understood?

- Let me see it. - [deputy chief] by the way, Mina ...

I introduce you to a nice boy, a colleague.

- Pleasure, Cosimo Bravetta. - [agent] pleasure.

Do you want to make a caffe with us? You are still single, right?

- Ah ... - Leave the colleague alone!

These are beasts, excuses.

- [Cosimo] Feel the coffee. - [deputy chief] Let's go.

- [Agent] I finish here and I arrive. - Ok.

- [deputy chief] How do you go to you? - [Cosimo] Everything right.

- The video? - I don't know that ...

- Excuse me, the phone broke. - [agent] No, nothing.

How would it be to say "did it break"?

No, I deleted it involuntarily, It's incredible.

- [agent] Nobody else has this video? - No, unfortunately not.

[agent] If he is afraid of someone, We must tell us, we are the police.

Ninth.

Excuse me, I was wrong.

- Until we meet again. - Where you go?

[Agent] Excuse me, where is it going?

[doorbell]

[lock shot]

[Luca] Because you didn't tell me What was a policeman?

- How do you know? - I went to the police and saw it.

He was there with the other policemen, He was a friend.

Did you go to the police?

Why didn't you tell me?

- Go inside, let's talk there. - Answers.

I blackmail me.

False accusations.

- But ... - But don't you report it?

The accusations are not entirely false.

Sorry, but what are we talking about?

Do you know what a Sugar Baby is?

One who has sex for money.

I did it for a while last year.

At the beginning he appeared as a customer.

I offered him about the coca And he told me it was a cop.

She seized me, But he didn't report me.

Then he started returning More and more often.

He had never been so violent.

I am sorry.

I told you I was a mess.

[Journalist, TV] is confirmed For the sixth consecutive day

drop of the patients of Coronavirus in Italy.

Today 680 less than yesterday.

Also decreased hospitalizations, Intensive and death therapies.

420 in the last 48 hours.

- Doctor! - [Sara] I'm here.

[mobile vibration]

[Sara] Uh-Uh!

[lock shot]

Negative!

- Go! - What do you eat in the dark?

- No, I was ... - How sadness of dinner.

- A small aperitif. - mmh ...

I prepare something.

Sorry, but you don't go to do Shopping every day?

What do you buy, the snacks of snacks? Sacchini?

No, it's that every time I go to the supermarket

Then I forget what to buy.

Okay, I think about it.

I make a list.

Tomorrow we prepare a nice dinner To celebrate the end of quarantine

And we're a little together.

- Ah, don't you come back to work tomorrow? - The day after tomorrow.

The boss gave me one more day, The tension in the ward has loosened.

It's okay like this.

Listen, I take from my tragedies

I didn't notice that you did the lockdown alone.

It must not have been easy.

- No. - I am sorry.

We remedy immediately.

Oh, what do you have?

Nothing.

Look, I know you.

I told you a lot of bullshit.

Meaning what?

I didn't write a line, I am completely blocked.

You're right, I'm not ambitious.

Madonna, I thought who knows you owed me Say, you made me shit below!

But who cares about the thesis!

I thought it was interested in you.

Then you know the university in Italy as it is.

[Ivan] Then they are all feminists politically correct, me too.

All right things, For heaven's sake, we would miss it,

But then in reality take pictures of pornstar,

they fill with silicone The lips, the ass.

- I am confused. - Cleans?

To do that?

To speak bad about women alone Because your wife earns more than you.

Made a molecular swab, eh.

Maybe in addition to the smell and taste Someone also loses irony.

True, talk badly about Betta Because it makes you feel lower.

Is a lawyer! They are all capable to make money by selling the soul.

Then you speak? You have always gnawed why Sara is richer than you and now you speak?

What the fuck are you saying?

Sara could marry a plastic surgeon And he married a professor without a lira.

He could work in the father's clinic And he works in the hospital.

It's much better than me, Much more courageous, more enterprising.

- Women are better than, come on. - Well said, good.

- Thanks, lady. - What the fuck are you saying?

We are shit.

[Luca] Go, go.

Please.

[acoustic signal]

[lock shot]

[Luca] You didn't understand that I had to do To take the staparelle.

- [Sara] mmh. - I just didn't kill an old woman.

[Sara] I instead I did a very illegal thing.

I invited people to home.

- Ah, hello. - HI.

Do you remember Amanda del Bandamp; B here in front?

Yes, Amanda del Bandamp; b.

- How is it going? - [Amanda] well, you?

- Well. - I needed some coffee.

Yes, I know, the contact is very prohibited, But I'm buffered ...

- Indeed, I gave, then ... - Yes.

I now go. Thanks, Sara.

But imagine, I accompany you.

You come.

[Amanda] See you.

- [Sara] Hello. - [Amanda] Thanks.

- How cute! - How is this confidence?

No, what confidence? He asked me for coffee.

I hadn't had it, I gave it.

Have you seen what beautiful? What body? It is Cuban.

What the fuck does it mean that it is Cuban, Excuse me?

It's not that all the Cuban They have a crazy body.

- It is a slightly racist thing. - Why do you get stuck?

I'm not getting pissed off, But it is not said "the Cuban" ...

Nothing can be said, okay.

[Luca] Hello, love!

[doorbell]

[doorbell]

What did you think you do?

Are days that I try to talk to you and I don't get away.

- We had said anything mobile phones, right? - Did I have to launch the smoke signals?

- Always better than playing at home. - I didn't know she was there.

I thought I avoided me.

When I saw it, I improvised and asked her about coffee.

You made all your firm.

Now you look at me from above.

Maybe because I discovered Some things about you, right?

Then it is true that you judge me.

However there is another thing you don't know.

What?

I am pregnant.

- What? - You felt well.

For that I was looking for you.

- And of whom? - But fuck you!

You told me that you had the polycystic ovary.

What do you want me to tell you?

There was one chance out of a thousand.

How do I now?

In a week Sara has to do the system.

We are about to make a child.

I can't do this, do you understand it? Don't deserve it.

[gynecologist] then, one is to stop pregnancy

And the other is to expel the fetus.

Well.

Listen.

If you don't feel like it, don't do it.

With ovaries like his, It is not easy to get pregnant.

Everything OK?

Are you afraid I didn't get the pill?

[guitar music]

[Blacksmiths, pc] ♪ I will not succeed ♪

♪ If you get me down ... ♪

[Luca] You can try to identify a posteriori

The moment when a love began.

[Blacksmiths, pc] ♪ I will not succeed ♪

♪ don't breathe anymore ♪

[Luca] But it is much easier to identify the precise moment in which it ends.

[Blacksmiths, pc] ♪ I will not succeed ♪

♪ I will not succeed ♪

♪ How can you live ♪

♪ upside down? ♪

♪ How can you live ♪

♪ upside down? ♪

♪ How can you live ♪

♪ upside down? ♪

♪ uh ♪

Kill, a bomb!

Very good, four yes.

- It's not true, but thanks. - Ninth.

Did you sing it to you?

- "To her" who? - come on ...

Did you go there?

Once, but it was worth it.

An entire afternoon.

Mmh. Come on, in a while we return to go out.

I don't know how I would have done without her. He is a good person, prof.

It's not true, but thanks.

[Mobile rings]

[notification from the mobile phone]

What the fuck do you laugh?

[journalist, TV] from today they can reopen the great factories and construction sites.

[mobile vibration]

[journalist] from May four Restaurants and bars reopen,

but only in the delivery mode food to be consumed at home.

Always from Monday ...

[Sara] Love, I do the night. See you tomorrow morning.

[journalist] forbidden movements between regions without justified reason.

Okay, love, see you tomorrow.

Good work.

[journalist] No.

Intervened this afternoon The Transport Minister De Micheli.

[indistinct voices]

[Journalist] clarified the details on the use of public transport in the city.

He will only be able to take advantage of them ...

[turn off the TV]

[blows]

[Cosimo] Come here! Do you want to talk?

Are we talking? What should we talk about?

I kill you, you don't ask for so Nobody where fuck are you!

[shout]

[shout]

What the fuck do you think you do?

- What the fuck do you want to do? - Leave me!

What the fuck do you want to do?

[Luca] No feeling, Not even love, it is as strong as fear.

It's time to decide.

I live up to my father

or be the coward that I have always feared being.

[shouts of children]

[Ring "Mori Delay" of the Verdena]

As the fuck was ...

Fourteen ... 014217.

[lock shot]

[accelerated heartbeat]

[shouts care]

[Voices ASSORTUTE]

Ammmazzo! Ammmazzo! Piece of shit!

[Cosimo] does not come looking for you Nobody here!

Tell me who the fuck made the video! Who made you the video?

Tell me! Who was, your sister?

[Luca] The philosopher Peter Sloterdijk says:

"What is man, if not the animal from which too much is claimed? "

Eh?

[Cosimo] And who the fuck are you?

- Leave that thing! - [Luca] Yes, yes.

- [Cosimo] Put it down! - Yes.

- Who the fuck are you? - Leave it.

Shut up! How did you get in? Why do this jerk know the code?

Do you go down?

- I'm the neighbor, I heard the screams. - Are you the neighbor?

- [Luca] Yes. - Did you make the video?

- No, what video? - Oh, don't tell me bullshit.

I know you, You are Sara Bernini's husband.

- Cosimo, please. - Oh! Shut up!

What are you doing, Do you go down your sister's husband?

- What? - What? What's there, didn't you know?

Do you know why? Because in addition to being A slut is a mentally ill.

You killed her.

[Luca] When everything had now happened, I was hit by a revelation.

Not only was the hero, I was not Not even the protagonist of this story.

[Antonello] You suffer of polycystic ovary.

Have they ever diagnosed it?

No.

Why did you choose to come to us?

I wanted to know her.

The interview on "Report", right?

She doesn't know how many women came to ask me to put them pregnant

after that apparition.

Doctor…

He didn't tell me if he wants to undertake The path of assisted fertilization.

I first wanted to understand certain things.

On me.

His condition is not worrying, It is quite widespread.

My daughter also has the same problem.

- His daughter? - My only unrequited love.

How old is he?

He is about his age.

- What is his name? - Will be.

- Why? - Until we meet again.

Until we meet again.

[Luca] For all the time

I thought I was me to spy on Amanda from my window.

Instead it was she who spied on us.

A bit like those fish in the aquarium in Australia.

Tourists believed that the fish were the show,

but from the point of view of the fish The show were human beings.

Therefore they were depressed without visitors.

Life in the end It's all about points of view.

[not audible item]

[Amanda] He had helped me to find Sara's address.

Then he understood that I came to stay here.

You told me a lot of bullshit.

What happened between us it was not foreseen.

I just wanted to take a look to Sara's life.

[Amanda] Understand Because she had had everything and I nothing.

Then it happened the Lockdown.

I was closed here.

You started looking at me.

Is it now my fault? What the fuck I knew What were my wife's sister?

It was not my intention to fall in love with you.

- What a situation ... - He was about to shoot you, what did I have to do?

- Sorry, if I saved your life. - Thanks a lot.

Now they take me to jail And they throw away the key.

- [Amanda] What did I have to do? - keep me out of this shit!

I forced you to do something? Look, we both wanted him!

Nobody saw him climb.

He could not tell colleagues that came here.

This building is full of closed offices.

Nobody heard there.

So what?

Amanda ...

- Do you really call you like this? - Are you stupid?

Let's take a pact.

I deal with Cosimo.

You in return leave it alone me and will be forever.

- Mmh. - Are you there or not?

How do you make it disappear?

The villa of Antonello on the Appia.

The works are still, but tomorrow they start again.

Do you have them black bags?

- Who else did you know about you two? - Nobody.

I go.

[Luca] I don't know who said life It is a tragedy seen in the foreground,

But a comedy seen in the wide field.

[agent] Talk to my colleague.

[Luca] The truth is that all irrational movements

They are guided by a basic rationality.

There is always a logic, however absurd,

in the things that in hindsight They cannot be explained.

My Xanadu.

- But you haven't finished it yet! - With Covid they closed the construction site.

We have everything we need.

[laughter]

Come on that we celebrate the end Of 'fuck quarantine, robi!

[Voices ASSORTUTE]

[Amanda] and ...

And I don't remember anymore, Everything happened so quickly.

[Roberta] Don't you come?

What do you think?

At the end of the world I thought.

Do you believe it?

But you are the end of the world! Look at you!

[Antonello] But what the stuff you are, huh?

- [mobile rings] - [Vowel assistant] in capital letters.

What is there?

[Amanda] I want to change our pact.

What the fuck are you saying? I just did my part.

I'm not my mother, I don't disappear.

- Do you want to screw me? - No, I'll make you become a hero.

You were at the window, you saw a man With a gun that attacked the neighbor.

Do you want this?

You ran to help her Because you are a brave man.

[Amanda] You found the door open, poi ti sei avvicinato alle spalle

e lo hai colpito con quello che hai trovato, la statua del Buddha,

dove infatti ci sono le tue impronte.

- What the fuck are you saying? - [Amanda] was an instinctive gesture.

A legitimate defense.

You saved my life.

Dato che avevo paura perché era un poliziotto e mi ricattava…

- Cosimo Bravetta. - [Amanda] You made it disappear.

You did it for me.

Who are you with? Who are you telling 'is bullshit to?

It is you who must tell her, Luca.

I told the police where you buried the corpse.

What?

Your brilliant plan was bullshit.

How much they would put us to trace the movements of Cosimo and to get to me?

You are crazy! He was right, you are crazy!

You can become the hero you wanted to be Or you can tell the truth,

that you have been a coward, that you dropped the statuette

And then you made me do it the most difficult part.

[Amanda] You offered you to hide The body if I disappeared from your life.

So much in prison You go there the same as an accomplice.

In that case I also say the truth.

To your wife, first of all.

But if you are as innocent as you say,

why you didn't tell me What was your sister?

How come? I tell you why.

Because you had organized everything, That's why.

[Scroll of tires]

[Luca] You just wanted to hurt her!

If I wanted to hurt Sara, I said everything to her, right?

[Sirene]

Instead she will know nothing.

But who are you? You are a monster, fuck! You are a monster!

Decide, Luca.

[Sirene]

The truth.

[Agent] turn off the car.

Or the best ending for each of us.

[agent] very well, Now your hands well in sight on the steering wheel.

[Luca] This is not the story of how I got arrested for murder.

[with awarded voice] No, agent, aspects! This is my home! That's my husband!

[Luca] The investigators do not explain

because he hid the corpse to my father -in -law's house,

But only because they don't know my father -in -law.

[With a cushion to] agent, I live here! I have to pass!

[Luca] The construction site of the villa was sealed as a crime scene

Who knows how long.

[non -audible items]

[Luca] Lean consolation.

In conclusion, All this story is Antonello's fault.

[non -audible items]

[Luca] And so, now that the Lockdown ended

And people started again finally to go out,

I was about to be locked up again, in prison this time.

Oh well, however I'm happy that Betta is your lawyer.

You are in good hands, good.

It's a hyena, eh.

Yes, you know I respect Much more her than you, right?

Well, I can't give you wrong.

Tell me the truth, that you tried to kill that shit?

- a sense of necessity. - What a man!

- You made me barzotto. - You are a jerk.

[agent] Hey!

Do you know what I thought?

Your son will also have a father hero, I just survived you.

That is, you are the evolution of the species, you understand?

- [Ivan] Hi, my friend. - [Luca] Hello.

[Luca] who then a little hero I really was.

In conclusion, I had raised that Buddha first.

I was not inventing everything.

[indistinct voices]

[Luca] And if I was also a liar, Compared to her I was an amateur.

[Sara] Can you explain to me what the fuck does it mean? What stuff is this letter?

Is it all true?

First of all, thank you for coming.

You couldn't explain it to me immediately Instead of doing everything 'am I casino?

I didn't have the courage.

- So you and I are ... - Yes.

What a mess ...

Listen, I have a frozen embryo Waiting to understand what intentions I have.

I have to know If you went to bed with him.

Sara, please don't make these ideas.

Luca filmed me only from the window.

Then he wanted to convince me to report, But I didn't want anyone to know.

It was all my fault.

Only courage then?

It is not from him.

Look that if it was not for him, I wasn't here.

- Why didn't he tell me anything? - Maybe he didn't want to get involved.

I don't know what the fuck to do, Do you understand it or not?

Of course I understand you.

I had also gone to abort.

[Amanda] Then I spit the pill.

Are you pregnant?

And of whom?

Of Cosimo, of the policeman.

If I do it, You can do it too.

Maybe we can be A big family.

This thing ...

- It makes me strange. - Sara, please.

- Sorry, no. - Please, Sara!

[newborn cry]

[judge] In the name of the Italian people,

Given articles 533, 535 of the Code of Criminal Procedure

and articles 81 and 584 of the penal code,

This Court declares Luca Mexico guilty

crime pre -intentional murder.

So it is demerged The voluntary murder crime

contested to the charge.

- Buffoni! - Shame yourself!

- It's a ridiculous sentence! - Silence.

[judge] as well as guilty of the crime of concealment of aggravated corpse

pursuant to article 61 number 2 of the criminal code

condemns him to the prison sentence Four and six months of imprisonment

And to payment ...

- Four years? - But two years and you are out.

- Four and a half years! He killed him! - [judge] The hearing is removed.

He says that two years and I'm out.

[Sara] Dad, please.

[Luca] This is not even the story how I became a father.

Twice.

From two different mothers.

Two sisters.

Amanda! Wait for me!

Sara, can I talk to you a minute? A single minute.

Will be! I'm your father, Sara!

[Luca] This is the story of Amanda And how it ruined my life.

For her I did very ugly things.

[Agent] Hour of air! Everyone outside!

[Luca] I'm not the good citizen of which the newspapers speak, it is true,

but I'm paying For a crime that I have not committed.

When I never take you a responsibility,

Life chooses someone for you.

I have no idea how much it will hold up The Castle of Menzogne ​​di Amanda

nor what my son will think, indeed,, My children, of what happened.

If nothing else, I started writing my doctoral thesis.

I have all the time that I want to finish it.

I don't do it to get back your university career.

It's too late for that.

I do it for me.

To rethink, this is the story of how for the first time

I completed One thing I had started.

[sounds "the smell of roses" of the diaphragm]