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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,160 Yeah, I got married in Mexico. 2 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,460 Yeah, how do you like the manuscripts I sent you from Mexico? 3 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,760 I wrote about... What do you mean they won't sell? 4 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,180 No. 5 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:33,480 Yeah, but what about the monster that ate the witch that killed Frankenstein? 6 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:34,600 The Rape of the Virgin Spring? 7 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,940 Huh. What about Billy the Kid Eats Fanny Hill? 8 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:43,480 Listen, that one is still playing in a drive -in in Oshkosh, Wisconsin after 9 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,480 three years. 10 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,840 And they're all over a million dollar sellers. 11 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,160 Uh -huh. 12 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,900 Yeah, I remember the wife stealers. 13 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:53,660 Yeah. 14 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,260 Yeah, I know. Yeah, that was good. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,680 It was inspired. 16 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,240 Right. Yeah, it put my heart and soul into that. 17 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:06,340 As a matter of fact, I wrote that right after my divorce. 18 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:12,000 Hey, I've never told you this, J .B., but at that time I was in New York on a 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,969 business trip. 20 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:14,130 trying to sell some manuscripts. 21 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,230 Nobody seemed to want to buy them. 22 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:20,170 I thought I'd come home a day earlier to surprise Gloria. 23 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:21,610 Awesome. 24 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:22,870 Gloria! 25 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,250 Oh, my God, Gordon! 26 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,410 You told me you'd be home tomorrow. 27 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:35,590 Well, oh, it's too late now. We can't do anything. 28 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,110 Oh, 29 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:38,190 no. 30 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:40,550 Oh, what are we going to do? 31 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,370 Gloria. 32 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:52,150 Gordon? 33 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,330 What are you doing home? 34 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,790 I can't believe it, Gloria. 35 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:05,430 What are you doing in bed with my wife? She said... Well, my scripts didn't 36 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,430 sell. 37 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:07,990 Well, that's not unusual. 38 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,389 You weren't supposed to be home until tomorrow. 39 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,060 I never expected to find you in bed with my wife. 40 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,940 Look, you've got to get out of here. 41 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,980 You've got to get out of here or I'm going to leave. 42 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,040 I'm not getting out. 43 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:27,660 Look, I can't stand to have you here in bed with my... How can you do this to 44 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:28,660 me? Were we happy together? 45 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:33,600 Gordon, you were too wrapped up in your damn scripts to be interested in what I 46 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,600 was doing. 47 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,480 I thought we were happy. I never thought it would come to this. 48 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,400 You... 49 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,100 You've got to tell him to leave. 50 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,160 You've got to leave. 51 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,880 No, Gordon. 52 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,280 All right, then. 53 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,920 Well, I'm not going to have anything more to do with you. 54 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,860 You can have all the lovers you want. 55 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,740 It's true of you, Gloria. Why don't you stick around, and maybe you can find 56 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,620 something to put those kids to sell them. 57 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,620 No more. 58 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,360 Don't forget to lock the door on the way out. 59 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:05,670 me to a place just up above Pasadena in the hills and they said we'd have a lot 60 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,670 of fun 61 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,700 I don't care. I don't care how ridiculous it is. I don't feel cheated. 62 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,520 I feel cheated. I'm going to go get my own game. 63 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,639 What the hell are you guys doing? You guys can do whatever you want to do, but 64 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:10,639 I'm going. 65 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:47,670 didn't have any fun at all. 66 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:50,770 It's just not the same unless you're with somebody you care about. 67 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:55,810 Yeah, yeah, I know Suburbia Sexualis was one of our best sellers. 68 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:01,770 But I don't understand why you say these won't sell. 69 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:08,410 They're the same things I've been turning out except for, well, of course, 70 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,410 much happier now. 71 00:35:10,530 --> 00:35:12,430 You know, my little wife. 72 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:14,530 You know, well, 73 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,830 Listen, you'll have to come over for dinner sometime. I can't really describe 74 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:19,830 her to you. 75 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,850 She's something else. 76 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:26,730 But... Oh, all right, I'll tell you if you want me to. 77 00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:31,230 You know, it's strange sometimes how you meet the one that you love. 78 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:34,590 Yeah, it's humorous. 79 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:41,130 I had just gotten to Juarez, and I was new in town. I asked around, and 80 00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:44,630 some people said that there was this one place that you could really have a lot 81 00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:45,189 of fun. 82 00:35:45,190 --> 00:35:46,029 You could... 83 00:35:46,030 --> 00:35:49,330 You know, really let loose and see some things you hadn't seen before. 84 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,070 I'll be doing that. 85 00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:52,370 All right. 86 00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:00,370 Good evening. 87 00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:03,270 Buenos dias. 88 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:07,310 You come back to Mexico today, huh? 89 00:36:07,570 --> 00:36:08,570 Yes, yes. 90 00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:10,710 What do you have? 91 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,590 Do you have anything that's a specialty? 92 00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:14,870 Delicious, delicious. 93 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,760 Hi. 94 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,020 There we are. 95 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,460 Something that makes it stand up. 96 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,400 Here we go. 97 00:36:26,580 --> 00:36:29,680 You got a tattooed lady? Everything. 98 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:31,480 We lack nothing. 99 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,780 We have the world. 100 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:37,260 Is that all real? It's not decals or anything? No, that's real McCoy. 101 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,040 It really is. 102 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,400 How do you taste that? 103 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,020 There. What do you think of that? 104 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,600 It's good. Good. Very good. I know. 105 00:37:04,019 --> 00:37:06,840 I like that. 106 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,500 Oh, 107 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,240 that's something else. 108 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,520 Gracias. It's all right. 109 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,880 Gracias. Very good, very good. 110 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,240 You'll like that. 111 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,500 It's the best. 112 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,080 Yeah, it's strong, all right. 113 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,880 Gives you that little something. 114 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:41,360 Yeah? You know, gets you real warm and flattered. 115 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:42,840 It does it. 116 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,120 Yes, there's a little something in there. 117 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:47,238 Well, if you say so. 118 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,240 It is good. 119 00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,538 There we are. 120 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:00,540 Well, hello. 121 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,060 Oh, hi. 122 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,780 Oh, you're the dancer. 123 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,260 Yes. 124 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,360 Hey. I was watching you before. 125 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,160 You're fantastic. 126 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,300 Welcome to Mexico. 127 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:16,980 Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm glad to be here. My name is Gordon. 128 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,700 Oh, hi, Gordon. 129 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,460 Yeah. I'm Rose. 130 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,800 Rose. It's a very pretty name. 131 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:25,220 Rose? Rosa. 132 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,620 Oh, wow. 133 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,240 So. 134 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:30,110 Would you buy me a drink? 135 00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:33,250 Yeah, yeah. Give the lady whatever she wants. Tequila. 136 00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:35,050 Si, I know. 137 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,090 There we go. 138 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,350 Gracias. 139 00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:44,450 That'll be two dollars. 140 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:46,129 Two dollars? 141 00:38:46,130 --> 00:38:47,130 That's right. 142 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,160 Well, you're not so bad yourself. 143 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:12,400 Well, do you want to go to my dressing room and help me dress? 144 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,840 You mean it? 145 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:16,460 Yeah, 146 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,700 yeah, sure. 147 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:42,990 Come on in here. 148 00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:44,670 What's back here? 149 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:48,530 Huh? Oh, it's just nothing but my dressing room. 150 00:39:49,330 --> 00:39:50,330 You know? 151 00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:52,970 Wow. All you can think of. 152 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:57,710 You know, I really dig your Americanos. Oh, yeah? 153 00:39:57,970 --> 00:40:00,130 Mm -hmm. You like us, huh? Mm -hmm. 154 00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:03,490 I might go there pretty soon, you know? 155 00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:05,310 Yeah? Yeah. 156 00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:06,670 I really dig it. 157 00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:10,330 Why don't you come over here and sit down? 158 00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:12,040 Oh. Sure. 159 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,120 Take this thing off. 160 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:24,420 Be comfortable and relax and... What? 161 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,280 Don't be afraid. 162 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,030 Nothing. There's nothing wrong. 163 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:52,650 You're very nice. Very pretty. 164 00:40:53,010 --> 00:40:54,030 Well, just relax. 165 00:40:54,310 --> 00:40:55,310 Don't be uptight. 166 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,750 Just relax. 167 00:40:59,510 --> 00:41:04,070 It's nothing to do with you. I mean, you're... What do you think it is? 168 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,930 beautiful. You're just beautiful. 169 00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:09,170 Oh, thank you. I never saw a tattooed lady before. 170 00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:12,210 What does that have to do with us now? 171 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:16,450 Well, nothing except that, well, she turns me on, you know. 172 00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:19,650 Gee, I've just got to... What kind of shit is that? 173 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,650 I've got to have her. I mean... Well, why didn't you tell me this before? 174 00:41:23,930 --> 00:41:27,110 Hey, listen... If I would have known, I wouldn't even... I wouldn't have even 175 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,110 come in here. 176 00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:31,730 How dare you? You don't mind, do you? If that's what you want, I'll just send 177 00:41:31,730 --> 00:41:32,388 her in. 178 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,590 Thank you. Gee, thanks. 179 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,300 I was admiring you at the bar. 180 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,220 Do you like my tattoos? 181 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,140 Oh, I love them. 182 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,120 As a matter of fact, that's what first appealed to me about you. 183 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500 A rose. 184 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:14,000 Oh, a peacock. 185 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,540 It's so real. 186 00:42:15,820 --> 00:42:17,640 The colors are so vibrant. 187 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,460 It almost looks alive. 188 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,580 You can almost feel it move. 189 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,000 Let me take that for you. 190 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,120 Who was the artist that did this? 191 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,940 He was a man in Mexico City. 192 00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:36,740 It's beautiful. 193 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,180 He certainly knows how to decorate a woman and make her pleasing to a man. 194 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:44,580 You're not putting me on. You really did, my dear. No, I love him. 195 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,840 A boat. 196 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,300 A woman with a boat. 197 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,900 Oh, I'm in heaven. 198 00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:53,780 Absolute heaven. 199 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,000 And birds. 200 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,280 Birds of different colors. 201 00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:08,310 Spider web. 202 00:43:08,810 --> 00:43:10,450 Oh, I could get lost in it. 203 00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:52,090 Every time I look at you, I see more and more of that mist. 204 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,070 Let me help you out here, please. 205 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:31,230 I've never been happier in my life. 206 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,270 I feel just like a kid. 207 00:44:34,490 --> 00:44:35,490 So pretty. 208 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:37,010 Oh. 209 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:40,010 So many things. 210 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,090 keep you with me. 211 00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:31,350 Now with you, I can write the perfect script. 212 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:01,940 than the peacock. 213 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,640 Oh, wipe it on each tattoo. 214 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,300 Oh, it's all over the spider web. 215 00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,100 Oh, 216 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,900 and under the dragon. 217 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,200 I'm never going to let you get away. 218 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:25,920 I'm so happy I'm going to take you with me to be able to write the perfect 219 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,960 script. I'll make millions. 220 00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:28,860 I want you with me forever. 221 00:48:30,589 --> 00:48:32,190 Right. I'm going to take you back with me. 222 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:33,470 We're not separate. 223 00:48:33,730 --> 00:48:34,730 Well, we were married. 224 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,190 And I've never been happier in my life. 225 00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:39,610 Yeah, I feel just like a kid. 226 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,069 No, wait. 227 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:47,350 Wait just a minute. I want to get this straight. 228 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:54,570 You're trying to tell me that the manuscripts that I wrote just now, the 229 00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:57,870 just sent you, remind you of the ones that I wrote when I was married before? 230 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:02,060 No, no. 231 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,720 I won't believe it. 232 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,320 I can't believe it. 233 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760 No. 234 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,680 You say I was taking out my sexual frustrations after the divorce by 235 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,380 writing these manuscripts? 236 00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:19,460 And that was the reason for the quality of them? 237 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,300 No. 238 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,040 Get rid of her? 239 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,220 No, no. 240 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,520 No, I won't. 241 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,140 No, no, any... 242 00:49:31,109 --> 00:49:33,450 I'm sorry. My happiness means more to me than that. 243 00:49:34,410 --> 00:49:35,410 No, no. 244 00:49:35,510 --> 00:49:39,170 I love her. I'll never get rid of her. No, JB. Definitely no. 245 00:49:43,070 --> 00:49:44,190 I'll never get rid of her. 16099