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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,948 --> 00:01:11,657 - Yes, Cocker, that's mine. My turn. - Chelle, hi. You OK? 2 00:01:13,188 --> 00:01:17,261 You dirty fucker! I never want to see your tiny, twatty cock ever again. 3 00:01:17,348 --> 00:01:18,667 What's up, Nips? 4 00:01:20,588 --> 00:01:22,499 Hey, hey, come on, Chelle. 5 00:01:23,628 --> 00:01:27,940 I was waiting for you tell me. Time's up, you wanker! 6 00:01:28,028 --> 00:01:30,258 Jesus, what have you done this time? 7 00:01:31,348 --> 00:01:33,339 - Sid? - I dunno. 8 00:01:34,188 --> 00:01:36,019 Oh, Christ's sake! 9 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:39,578 I must say, she is a fiery one. 10 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:43,625 Tone, shouldn't you, you know, go after her? 11 00:01:45,948 --> 00:01:47,939 She'll come back. 12 00:01:48,028 --> 00:01:50,826 (Jal) Michelle! Chelle, what happened? > 13 00:01:50,908 --> 00:01:51,977 Never mind! 14 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,740 "Never mind"? 15 00:01:53,828 --> 00:01:55,819 Did he screw someone again? 16 00:01:57,668 --> 00:01:59,101 Again? 17 00:02:00,668 --> 00:02:02,545 I tried to tell you, Chelle. 18 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:05,422 About who? 19 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:09,547 - But you never wanna hear it. - About who, for Christ's sakes?! 20 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:12,506 Jenny, Maggs, Kelly, White Justine, Black Justine, 21 00:02:12,588 --> 00:02:16,263 buck teeth from the geography trip, posh kid from the choir... 22 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:18,100 Abigail? 23 00:02:18,188 --> 00:02:20,224 Abigail Stock? 24 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,141 He promised he hadn't. Why didn't you tell me? 25 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:25,105 You're supposed to be my friend. 26 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:28,897 Chelle, I tried. I didn't wanna... 27 00:02:28,988 --> 00:02:30,626 It's just Tony, right? 28 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:34,467 Did you do him? 29 00:02:34,548 --> 00:02:36,504 What? Don't be so stupid, Michelle. 30 00:02:36,588 --> 00:02:39,341 I bet you wanted to fuck him. 31 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:46,747 Cheers, Jal. That's what friends are for, yeah(?) 32 00:02:46,828 --> 00:02:48,261 Whatever, Chelle. 33 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,507 Chelle? 34 00:03:09,868 --> 00:03:11,221 Go away. 35 00:03:13,348 --> 00:03:15,782 Please don't tell anyone. Everyone will think... 36 00:03:15,868 --> 00:03:17,620 Think what, Max? 37 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:22,224 That you're a dirty little slut who fucks around with other people's boyfriends? 38 00:03:22,308 --> 00:03:26,506 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. He just... It was nothing. 39 00:03:26,588 --> 00:03:29,625 Can't we just pretend it didn't happen? Yeah? 40 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,505 Go away. 41 00:03:50,468 --> 00:03:53,107 MOBILE RINGS 42 00:03:55,348 --> 00:03:56,747 Hi. 43 00:03:56,828 --> 00:03:58,978 You mustn't call me, OK? 44 00:04:02,148 --> 00:04:05,618 Yes, that was lovely, 45 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,266 but we just can't. 46 00:04:08,868 --> 00:04:10,301 You want to what? 47 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:14,747 Oh... 48 00:04:14,828 --> 00:04:16,466 Oh, God. 49 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:20,507 You're not even going to see that again, never mind lick it! 50 00:04:20,588 --> 00:04:22,943 Now listen to me, OK? It's over. 51 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:24,302 Over and... 52 00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:27,181 Oh, Christ! 53 00:04:28,788 --> 00:04:29,823 Drink? 54 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,387 No! God, Michelle. 55 00:04:35,468 --> 00:04:37,424 Who were you talking to? 56 00:04:37,508 --> 00:04:39,499 Nobody. 57 00:04:39,588 --> 00:04:41,863 MOBILE RINGS 58 00:04:44,788 --> 00:04:46,267 I'm gonna be sick. 59 00:04:46,348 --> 00:04:48,304 Oh, um... 60 00:04:53,468 --> 00:04:56,062 - I feel better. - Good. 61 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,702 MOBILE RINGS 62 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:31,225 MOBILE RINGS 63 00:05:37,908 --> 00:05:39,899 You going to tell me what's happened? 64 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:41,421 Possibly Tony? 65 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,227 SHE SOBS 66 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:48,380 Listen, I'm sure you can work it out. 67 00:05:49,988 --> 00:05:53,105 Oh, God, I love him so much! 68 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:57,984 And I made him go away. 69 00:05:58,068 --> 00:06:00,821 MOBILE RINGS 70 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:09,906 Look... He's so lovely. 71 00:06:10,868 --> 00:06:12,859 Speak to him. Always best to talk. 72 00:06:12,948 --> 00:06:14,779 Yeah? 73 00:06:15,788 --> 00:06:19,781 Yeah. Communication, that's the key. 74 00:06:19,868 --> 00:06:21,017 OTHER MOBILE RINGS 75 00:06:21,108 --> 00:06:22,939 Fuck off, you wanker! 76 00:06:23,028 --> 00:06:25,178 No, you listen to me, tosser! 77 00:06:25,268 --> 00:06:27,828 Leave me alone. Leave me alone! 78 00:06:27,908 --> 00:06:30,980 For the last time, fucking leave me alone! 79 00:06:34,508 --> 00:06:36,464 Shall I, er... drive you home? 80 00:06:36,548 --> 00:06:39,187 - Thanks. - (BIoody hell!) 81 00:06:40,388 --> 00:06:41,821 I know who that was. 82 00:06:42,828 --> 00:06:44,056 Who? 83 00:06:44,148 --> 00:06:45,581 < On the phone. 84 00:06:45,668 --> 00:06:47,420 < It was Chris, wasn't it? 85 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,987 Of course not. 86 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:50,820 Why on Earth would Chris ring me? 87 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:52,864 (Chris) Angie. Angie! 88 00:06:52,948 --> 00:06:56,463 Look, I know you're here. Your car's in the car park. 89 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,425 You want me, Angie! 90 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:02,779 Oh, fuck! 91 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:17,218 I don't see why you couldn't catch the bus home. 92 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:21,540 Cash outage. It's not my fault the student residences are five miles away. 93 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:24,620 - Anyway, I wanted to see you and... - Shut up, Chris, OK?! 94 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:33,224 Michelle doesn't mind. She's got her own problems, ain't you, Chelle? 95 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,105 Shut up, Chris. OK? 96 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,621 OK. 97 00:07:45,468 --> 00:07:49,541 Cheers, Angie. I'm really grateful... for the hockey kit and everything. 98 00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:51,107 So am I. 99 00:07:51,188 --> 00:07:52,621 (Both) Shut it! 100 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:57,581 Yours? 101 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:08,106 It's all right, you know. 102 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,985 It's not all right. 103 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:12,423 - I know you want me. - I don't want you. 104 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:14,021 It makes perfect sense. 105 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:19,337 None of this makes sense. I'm your fucking psychology teacher, OK? 106 00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:21,896 It was a mistake and I'm not doing it again! 107 00:08:24,468 --> 00:08:27,221 TRAIN HOOTER BLARES 108 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,424 SPRINGS CREAK 109 00:08:38,388 --> 00:08:41,300 Chelle. Chelle! 110 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:43,616 Hey, Nips! 111 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:48,741 It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! 112 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,388 Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, 113 00:08:51,468 --> 00:08:53,857 Who is already sick and pale with grief. 114 00:08:53,948 --> 00:08:57,065 Why don't you just leave her alone for a bit? > 115 00:08:57,148 --> 00:08:58,422 Sidney? 116 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:01,102 - She thinks you're a tit. - She doesn't think I'm a tit. 117 00:09:03,188 --> 00:09:05,019 Why do you pull all this shit, Tone? 118 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:06,939 Look around, Sidney. 119 00:09:07,028 --> 00:09:10,623 Fuck all ever happens in this shitty little town. You gotta improvise. 120 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:14,064 - No matter who you hurt? - So I messed around with Maxxie a bit. 121 00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:16,378 So what? He was bored, I was bored, 122 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,504 Michelle was bored, and now we're not. 123 00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:21,102 And she's gonna feel so good when she gets me back. 124 00:09:21,188 --> 00:09:23,543 - You sure? - Don't be such a dildo, Sid. 125 00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:25,186 Course she will. 126 00:09:25,268 --> 00:09:27,862 It is my lady! O, it is my love! 127 00:09:27,948 --> 00:09:32,146 O, that she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing. 128 00:09:32,228 --> 00:09:36,380 What of that? Her eye discourses, I will answer it. 129 00:09:40,228 --> 00:09:41,502 Sid? 130 00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:46,264 You see, Sidney? Now you're getting it! 131 00:09:46,348 --> 00:09:47,861 Now you're getting it! 132 00:10:00,988 --> 00:10:02,262 SLURPS 133 00:10:05,948 --> 00:10:06,903 What? 134 00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:11,424 Babe, she's doing it again. 135 00:10:11,508 --> 00:10:14,784 Michelle, don't look at Malcolm in a funny way when he's eating. 136 00:10:14,868 --> 00:10:18,258 - Does he have to make that noise? - I'm only eating, for Christ's sakes! 137 00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:20,100 He's only eating. HE SLURPS 138 00:10:20,188 --> 00:10:23,703 Babe, I got that delivery coming today. You said you'd lend me the dosh. 139 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:25,187 Oh, yeah. > 140 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:28,897 - Er, why are you giving him money? - Sweetheart, we're married. 141 00:10:28,988 --> 00:10:31,980 We all want Malcolm's new venture to be a success, don't we? 142 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,457 Cheers, babe. 143 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,899 Why are you being so horrible? 144 00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:40,899 - Why do you care? - I do care, 145 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,378 but in an "I'm already late for work" kind of way. So come on, make it snappy. 146 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,902 - I dumped Tony. - Oh, right. What for? 147 00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:52,298 He went down on a boy in my history class while I was watching. 148 00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:56,342 Right. Well, you know, say you're sorry or something. I don't know. 149 00:10:56,428 --> 00:11:00,182 And try and be nice to Malcolm. Anyway, what are you doing today? 150 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,226 I thought I'd lounge around the house in my underwear. 151 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:04,900 Great, OK. 152 00:11:04,988 --> 00:11:07,866 Look, please be nice to Malcolm. 153 00:11:07,948 --> 00:11:10,018 I love him. He's my husband. 154 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:12,224 Try and be happy for me. 155 00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:30,345 Jesus! 156 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,419 A psychology teacher can do that? 157 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,625 Yes, she can. But look, we gotta keep it under wraps, yeah? 158 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,346 Hmm. Yeah. 159 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,702 She got you good, Tone. 160 00:11:38,788 --> 00:11:40,858 That wasn't Michelle. This was. 161 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:44,264 Hey, Nips. 162 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,626 People have got issues. 163 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,223 If anyone else wants to take a pop, then, please, go for it now. 164 00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:57,987 Better out than in. 165 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,628 Sidney, are you gonna tell me what's going on? 166 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,380 It's like a fucking episode of The OC. 167 00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:04,459 Nothing. Just leave it, OK? 168 00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:17,618 Right, everyone. Um... 169 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,778 (Jal) You OK, Angie? 170 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,063 Yeah. 171 00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:23,103 Um... 172 00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:25,941 (Anwar) Why are you wearing that scarf thing? 173 00:12:26,028 --> 00:12:27,780 It's a bit draughty today. 174 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,500 (Maxxie) It doesn't suit you, Ange. 175 00:12:31,588 --> 00:12:33,704 Anyway, who's presenting? 176 00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:35,346 It's me. 177 00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:37,339 OK, well, get on with it. 178 00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:42,104 - "The role of sex in power relationships." - I asked you to write that? 179 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:44,182 Yeah. 180 00:12:46,428 --> 00:12:48,942 "Power is the single most important force in the universe. 181 00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:53,624 "Money and looks mean nothing except for the power they give us. 182 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:59,226 "The second most important is sex. So sex plus power equals fun." 183 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:11,218 Whatever you did that Michelle's too upset to talk about, 184 00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:13,503 I hope you're ashamed of yourself. 185 00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,266 It was all my fault. 186 00:13:25,948 --> 00:13:28,416 I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. 187 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,624 ALL GASP 188 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:33,700 I only did it because I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays, 189 00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:38,418 so I got upset, and Tony said he'd give me head, to cheer me up, you know, 190 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:41,261 and I didn't mean anything, but I lost my head 191 00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:45,057 and then he gave me head, and then we got deported from Russia. 192 00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:48,345 And I'm really, really sorry for being a slut, OK? 193 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,023 Right, well... 194 00:13:59,108 --> 00:14:01,906 Anyone else wanna get something off their chest? 195 00:14:03,548 --> 00:14:05,857 - I'm in love with... - Sit down! 196 00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:54,942 Hi, Abi. 197 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,946 Michelle. How, uh, safe to see you. 198 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,586 Isn't it? 199 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,898 - Can I ask you something? - Yah? 200 00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:06,503 OK. I was just wondering how many times you fucked my boyfriend. 201 00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:08,658 Oh, Abi, you didn't! 202 00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:11,467 Very, very rude of you, yah? It's just horrid! 203 00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:13,220 Don't worry, he fucks everyone... 204 00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:15,538 including boys, so you've got that in common. 205 00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:18,620 - Oh, you absolute bitch! - Hey, hey, hey! Easy, Abi, easy. 206 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,745 God, I didn't! I mean, I just wouldn't. 207 00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:23,022 That's terrible. 208 00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:26,623 I wouldn't go there, mate. Don't know what she's picked up. 209 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,222 - Know what I mean? - It's the absolute limit! 210 00:15:29,308 --> 00:15:34,143 Let go of me! I want to shit her, the fucking bitch-cow-whore! 211 00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:38,062 Perhaps you should go. I'm Josh, by the way, Abigail's brother. 212 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,706 Sweet. 213 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,858 OK, well, bye, girls. 214 00:15:41,948 --> 00:15:44,746 Bye, Abi. Three little maids from school are we... 215 00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:47,422 Let me go! I want to tear her tits off! 216 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:51,137 - Let go of me! - Wow! 217 00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:53,344 Come here, you curly-haired tart! 218 00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:54,861 I'm gonna fuck you up! 219 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,548 Come back! Come back! 220 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:03,826 So say good night 221 00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:08,777 To the fallen truth 222 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:15,785 Say good night to the anger that swells inside you 223 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,780 Say good night to the stars 224 00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:22,747 That are following you 225 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:30,298 And say good night to the moon. 226 00:16:32,028 --> 00:16:34,462 How long are you gonna keep this up for? 227 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:42,738 You know what? I never realised how fucking knackering it is to know you, Tone. 228 00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:45,342 - It's fun, though. - You think? 229 00:16:48,188 --> 00:16:49,906 Anyway, what do you want? 230 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,138 You know what? Tell me you love me. 231 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,259 You know I love you, Nips. 232 00:16:57,348 --> 00:17:00,067 No! Tell me like you'd die for me, 233 00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:04,266 like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me. 234 00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:07,738 Like you mean it, you little shit. Go on. 235 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,625 I mean, come on. 236 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:14,861 Wrong answer, Tony. 237 00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:16,461 Fuck off. I'm busy. 238 00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:48,467 In my head it was cloudy all over 239 00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:52,223 In my eye I could picture this guy 240 00:17:52,308 --> 00:17:56,381 With a tear tattoo under one eye... 241 00:17:56,468 --> 00:18:00,620 'Hi, this is Cass. Don't bother leaving a message because I'm not listening.' 242 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,857 BEEP 243 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,587 ...With a bag that I'm sure that he never put down 244 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,027 He would sit... 245 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:09,258 DOORBELL RINGS 246 00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,861 DOORBELL AGAIN 247 00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,507 Hi. 248 00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:20,307 Hi. 249 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,821 You love me, right? 250 00:18:21,908 --> 00:18:23,705 You really love me. 251 00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:25,540 Yeah... 252 00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:27,425 How much? 253 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:30,302 A lot. 254 00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:33,380 - That'll do. - Wait. What are we? 255 00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,140 It's now, Sid. 256 00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:36,661 It's now, OK? 257 00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:48,583 - You go. - No, you. 258 00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:52,702 - You. - Why not you? 259 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,661 Michelle... 260 00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:06,022 Michelle... My glasses. 261 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:07,860 Um... 262 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,382 are we gonna practise safe sex? 263 00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:13,505 All in good time. 264 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:16,739 Stand by for lift- off. 265 00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:18,261 ZIP SLIDES 266 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:29,543 Sid? 267 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:33,143 I think I can honestly say that that has never happened before. 268 00:19:33,228 --> 00:19:34,581 Bugger. 269 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,663 Come on, grab my tits. 270 00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,227 Grab them! 271 00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:44,181 Yeah? 272 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,223 I dunno, Chelle. 273 00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:46,946 - I'll take it off. - Michelle... 274 00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:48,620 It's got a funny clip. 275 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,619 Chelle! 276 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:55,020 I've dreamt of this twice a night for the past eight years, to be exact... 277 00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,502 ...and three times on birthdays. 278 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,306 Wow! 279 00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:01,707 Was I good? 280 00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:04,621 Oh, yeah, yeah. But this feels funny, you know? 281 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,266 My tits feel funny? 282 00:20:06,348 --> 00:20:09,340 No! No. You've got a lovely handful. 283 00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:13,944 But the thing is, you're Michelle. 284 00:20:14,028 --> 00:20:17,145 My friend Michelle. 285 00:20:21,148 --> 00:20:22,422 Do you fancy someone else? 286 00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:25,901 I think I do. 287 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,186 But we're OK, yeah? 288 00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:33,624 Because this isn't right when you're missing someone too. 289 00:20:44,148 --> 00:20:45,900 Sid, have you got a razor I could borrow? 290 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:50,740 It's OK, Dad. Michelle's just a bit upset. 291 00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:52,546 SHE SOBS 292 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,501 (Finally!) 293 00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:05,898 Liz? ...Yeah. 294 00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:08,582 Hey, listen. It's conclusive! He's not gay! 295 00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:16,467 Should have rung, but she doesn't answer. Let's go. 296 00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:19,062 Just because you made someone try to kill herself 297 00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:20,661 doesn't mean she won't be glad to see you. 298 00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:22,181 You reckon? 299 00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:27,547 - That's it, we're going. - For Christ's sake! Come on. 300 00:21:45,268 --> 00:21:46,621 (Both) Wow! 301 00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:57,463 (Sid) Jesus. What are they all doing? 302 00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:01,063 They're trying to be happy, Sid. It isn't easy. 303 00:22:01,148 --> 00:22:03,423 (Sid) No. 304 00:22:05,268 --> 00:22:07,224 Can you see her? 305 00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:08,741 Let's mingle. 306 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,739 (Michelle) Just be inconspicuous. 307 00:22:13,828 --> 00:22:14,783 BANG! 308 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:16,301 (Both) Whoa! 309 00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,183 Cass... 310 00:22:30,468 --> 00:22:34,143 Oh, wow. Hi. What a lovely surprise. 311 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,219 Hey, Cass. 312 00:22:36,308 --> 00:22:37,707 How are you doing? 313 00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:41,337 I'm so cool. But we're not supposed to have visitors during happy time. 314 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:44,261 We won't be long. Sid wants to say something. 315 00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:45,906 Lovely. 316 00:22:45,988 --> 00:22:47,421 I'll leave you to it, OK? 317 00:22:51,548 --> 00:22:53,140 You want to stroke my pussy? 318 00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:54,946 Um... 319 00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:57,906 Isn't he lovely? 320 00:22:57,988 --> 00:23:01,901 There were four, but they won't let Gerard look after them any more. 321 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,907 Um, Cass... 322 00:23:07,988 --> 00:23:11,139 I'm sorry you tried to kill yourself because of me. 323 00:23:11,228 --> 00:23:14,140 Oh, that's OK, Sid. 324 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,425 I realised something. I've been an idiot. 325 00:23:17,508 --> 00:23:19,624 Yes. 326 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:23,701 And I was hoping maybe you'd give me another chance? 327 00:23:26,348 --> 00:23:28,304 Oh, wow, Sid! 328 00:23:28,388 --> 00:23:31,346 Cool. You're so lovely. Wow! 329 00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:32,702 Great. 330 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:36,224 - If I wasn't seeing Simon, that'd be amazing. - Simon? 331 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:37,423 That's me. 332 00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:41,501 - We've got so much in common. - Depression, self-Ioathing. 333 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,341 He knows we can't have a physical thing, I don't do that now. 334 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,420 - I'm still hoping you'll change your mind. - I won't. So you see, it's all so exciting. 335 00:23:47,508 --> 00:23:49,226 - Right. - He wants me. 336 00:23:49,308 --> 00:23:50,821 - I do. - And he can never have me. 337 00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:53,980 - I'm hopeful. - It's just perfect. Isn't it? 338 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,780 I could get to like this. 339 00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:06,100 I find it rather cool for Kenya this time of year. 340 00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,304 OK. 341 00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:10,982 OK, Marjorie, ready? 342 00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:14,378 Quite. Now, did you have a word with the Prince of Wales? 343 00:24:14,468 --> 00:24:16,936 He simply must stop coming in to my room. 344 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:21,897 He's a frightful cad and, well, I mean, I'm old enough to be his mother. 345 00:24:21,988 --> 00:24:23,387 Ha. 346 00:24:25,228 --> 00:24:26,786 Hi. 347 00:24:26,868 --> 00:24:28,426 Um, what are you doing here? 348 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:31,818 Er, visiting. What are you doing? 349 00:24:31,908 --> 00:24:34,263 Working for my mum. She kind of owns the place. 350 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,816 I think you might be breaking the rules. 351 00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:39,547 Oh, leave the girl alone. She's tremendous thighs 352 00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:41,698 and deserves a little respect. 353 00:24:42,908 --> 00:24:45,422 You're right, Marjorie. Take your time. 354 00:24:45,508 --> 00:24:47,339 Thank you. 355 00:24:48,668 --> 00:24:50,067 Listen... 356 00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:53,458 Do you fancy a coffee maybe? Tomorrow? 357 00:24:53,548 --> 00:24:55,664 Yeah. Nice. 358 00:24:55,748 --> 00:24:58,785 Mud Dock, then. Tomorrow, about midday? 359 00:24:58,868 --> 00:25:00,301 OK. 360 00:25:00,388 --> 00:25:02,982 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 361 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:06,424 Would you have a word with the quartermaster? 362 00:25:06,508 --> 00:25:10,342 I like my antelope preferably fairly well cooked. 363 00:25:10,428 --> 00:25:12,578 - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. 364 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:24,823 Hello? 365 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,460 What the fuck? 366 00:25:40,428 --> 00:25:43,943 They've sent me too many fucking Bongo Dongo Dogs. 367 00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:46,337 You know Mum meets clients here on a Tuesday? 368 00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:49,147 So? And I've only got two Gerry Giraffes. 369 00:25:49,228 --> 00:25:51,503 Why are you such a wanker, Malcolm? 370 00:25:51,588 --> 00:25:52,657 Eh? 371 00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:55,706 I know you're using her. Spending her money on your fuck-ups. 372 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,177 I can only assume you've got a huge cock, 373 00:25:58,268 --> 00:26:00,498 because there's no other reason she'd waste her time on a tit like you. 374 00:26:00,588 --> 00:26:01,623 DOOR OPENS 375 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:02,743 < Hi, I'm back... 376 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,580 < What the fuck? 377 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:10,141 Um, what the fuck are these? 378 00:26:10,228 --> 00:26:13,664 That's Bongo Dongo Dog, and this is Gerry Giraffe. 379 00:26:13,748 --> 00:26:16,182 Hey, babe. 380 00:26:16,268 --> 00:26:18,736 I have got clients coming round in eight minutes 381 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:22,946 to buy into my unique vision of modern furnishings and fabrics. 382 00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:25,940 I thought that we could put a few of them about 383 00:26:26,028 --> 00:26:28,064 and maybe your clients could buy 'em. 384 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:34,061 You think my clients would decorate their homes with these? 385 00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:38,061 Sure they would, babe. Look at the little expression on his face. 386 00:26:38,148 --> 00:26:39,706 Ah, love it. Ain't they lovely? 387 00:26:39,788 --> 00:26:43,144 - Get these fucking fucking fuckers... - They're 17.99 each... 388 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,742 ...out of my fucking house! 389 00:26:45,828 --> 00:26:49,218 ORNAMENT SMASHES 390 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,776 (Malcolm) You bitch. You keep your hands off my stuff. 391 00:26:52,868 --> 00:26:55,223 (Mum) Tosser. Keep your crap out of my house! 392 00:26:55,308 --> 00:26:58,937 (Malcolm) There's nowhere else to put it. And keep your stupid daughter out of my face. 393 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:01,588 - (Mum) They were so right about you. - (Malcolm) Oh, yeah? About what? 394 00:27:01,668 --> 00:27:04,546 - (Mum) You're a useless, lazy tosser. - (Malcolm) Fat old slapper. 395 00:27:04,628 --> 00:27:05,583 (Mum) Fuck you! 396 00:27:05,668 --> 00:27:09,377 (Malcolm) Fuck you right back, right up your big, fat, lardy arse! 397 00:27:09,468 --> 00:27:11,265 Goodbye, Malcolm. 398 00:27:11,348 --> 00:27:13,816 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 399 00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:16,376 Malcolm says you were rude to him. You'll go and say you're sorry. 400 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:21,417 - No! - Go and say you're sorry to my husband! 401 00:27:27,068 --> 00:27:29,138 Right. Go on, then. 402 00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:30,422 I'm sorry. 403 00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:33,261 I should never have said you have a big cock. 404 00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:35,782 I now realise I was mistaken. 405 00:27:40,428 --> 00:27:42,146 That's not how it sounds, babe. 406 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:44,059 I know. Because you do, don't you? 407 00:27:44,148 --> 00:27:45,820 What? 408 00:27:45,908 --> 00:27:47,944 Have an unfeasibly large cock. 409 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,024 Yep. 410 00:27:51,108 --> 00:27:54,578 Well, get it out, Bongo Dongo Boy, cos I'm ready to make up. 411 00:27:59,268 --> 00:28:02,817 (Michelle) She does my head in. He's my third stepdad in seven years. 412 00:28:02,908 --> 00:28:05,376 Twenty-fucking-seven years old. 413 00:28:05,468 --> 00:28:08,938 Jesus, I mean, that's disgusting, right? That's, that's... 414 00:28:09,028 --> 00:28:11,144 I dunno. It's better she's got someone, isn't it? 415 00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:12,217 You think? 416 00:28:12,308 --> 00:28:14,697 God, yeah. Mother hasn't been laid in ten years. 417 00:28:14,788 --> 00:28:16,619 Probably why she's off her trolley. 418 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:17,697 She's what? 419 00:28:17,788 --> 00:28:19,904 She's completely nuts. 420 00:28:19,988 --> 00:28:21,467 Psychotic basket case. 421 00:28:21,548 --> 00:28:26,064 - And she's a... - Child psychiatrist. 422 00:28:30,588 --> 00:28:34,263 - It's nice. - What? 423 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:35,827 Having someone to talk to. 424 00:28:37,228 --> 00:28:41,187 - My last boyfriend never really spoke to me. - How's that? 425 00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:43,065 It's hard to explain. 426 00:28:43,148 --> 00:28:47,539 Everything Tony says, you can't work out whether it's a joke or an insult or... 427 00:28:47,628 --> 00:28:49,903 I dunno. 428 00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:52,263 Sounds like he wore you out. 429 00:28:53,388 --> 00:28:55,777 Yeah. 430 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:58,257 You really know how to get me talking, don't you? 431 00:28:58,348 --> 00:29:01,340 Son of a psychiatrist. Get it every sodding day. 432 00:29:01,428 --> 00:29:02,747 Your mother analyses you? 433 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,261 And the rest. 434 00:29:05,908 --> 00:29:09,344 I'm unstable with neurotic obsessive tendencies. I take them. 435 00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:12,625 It keeps her happy, and keeps me happy too, actually. 436 00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:16,697 God. You're very upfront. 437 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,460 What other way is there to be? 438 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:26,857 Josh... do you wanna get out of here? 439 00:29:27,988 --> 00:29:29,182 Where to? 440 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,828 A few drinks... I dunno. 441 00:29:33,788 --> 00:29:34,903 Let's go. 442 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:45,746 Fuck the drinks. Let's go to my place. 443 00:29:45,828 --> 00:29:50,902 One is a gun with a dart for my sweetheart 444 00:29:54,868 --> 00:29:56,426 Two, only you 445 00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:58,942 Can remove such an ache, so 446 00:30:04,108 --> 00:30:05,063 Three 447 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:10,142 Let me see what you've got What you're made of, what you're not... 448 00:30:16,228 --> 00:30:19,300 Hi, Tony. You're looking so, so fit. 449 00:30:19,388 --> 00:30:21,265 Fit as fuck, yah? Yah? 450 00:30:21,348 --> 00:30:23,066 Hi, Abi. 451 00:30:23,148 --> 00:30:27,141 I heard you dumped that chav girl. That's so safe. Slut. 452 00:30:27,228 --> 00:30:31,779 We just weren't on the same level intellectually. 453 00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,267 Not like you and me, eh, Abi? 454 00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:34,622 I am rather brainy. 455 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:35,902 Yes. 456 00:30:35,988 --> 00:30:39,185 Which was why I was thinking you might be just the right person 457 00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:41,259 to help with my photographic project. 458 00:30:41,348 --> 00:30:42,827 It's a study of the human form. 459 00:30:42,908 --> 00:30:44,660 In-depth, focus study. 460 00:30:44,748 --> 00:30:47,467 Well, that sounds jolly interesting, Tony. 461 00:30:47,548 --> 00:30:49,345 When were you thinking of starting? 462 00:30:49,428 --> 00:30:51,464 Because I'm completely free right now. 463 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,987 Cool. My place? 464 00:30:56,068 --> 00:30:57,467 Safe. 465 00:31:13,588 --> 00:31:16,466 You're lovely. 466 00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:17,947 Am I? 467 00:31:18,028 --> 00:31:19,825 Yeah. 468 00:31:19,908 --> 00:31:21,660 You're clever, 469 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,898 funny, and... 470 00:31:23,988 --> 00:31:25,421 very, very pretty. 471 00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:34,741 Do you think one of my tits is bigger than the other? 472 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:36,500 What? 473 00:31:36,588 --> 00:31:38,021 Is one... 474 00:31:41,188 --> 00:31:42,462 Never mind. 475 00:31:43,988 --> 00:31:45,421 Never mind. 476 00:31:49,628 --> 00:31:51,744 You really have to take those things? 477 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,659 Yeah, afraid so. Done it for so long. 478 00:31:53,748 --> 00:31:56,023 Mother used to serve them up with breakfast. 479 00:31:56,108 --> 00:31:57,780 I get a bit wobbly otherwise. 480 00:31:57,868 --> 00:31:59,699 I can't believe that. 481 00:31:59,788 --> 00:32:01,779 You should try without. 482 00:32:01,868 --> 00:32:03,267 No. 483 00:32:03,348 --> 00:32:05,908 Um, you wouldn't like me so much. 484 00:32:05,988 --> 00:32:07,467 I think I would. 485 00:32:07,548 --> 00:32:09,140 DOOR SLAMS 486 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,502 Who's that? 487 00:32:10,588 --> 00:32:12,067 I thought everybody was out. 488 00:32:22,548 --> 00:32:24,459 (Malcolm) Cheers, mate. 489 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:26,300 I'll get the rest. 490 00:32:28,068 --> 00:32:29,103 Malcolm? 491 00:32:30,628 --> 00:32:32,983 I thought you was at college today. 492 00:32:34,068 --> 00:32:38,346 You know, of all my mum's marriages, I think this has been the shortest. 493 00:32:39,908 --> 00:32:42,263 I don't have to explain this to you. 494 00:32:42,348 --> 00:32:44,225 No, you don't. 495 00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:50,060 Tell her I'm sorry. 496 00:32:51,588 --> 00:32:53,260 I just couldn't hack it, you know? 497 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:55,100 Yeah, I know. 498 00:33:07,668 --> 00:33:09,101 Something to remember me by. 499 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,778 Careless. 500 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,221 Goodbye, Malcolm. 501 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,421 Bye. 502 00:33:44,508 --> 00:33:47,500 Six little stitches thread through my heart 503 00:33:52,308 --> 00:33:58,065 Seven shiny reasons tearing us apart 504 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:03,941 Eight, loose your hate 505 00:34:04,028 --> 00:34:07,703 It's a game Come on, love me, it's your fate 506 00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:14,299 Nah nah-nah-nah nah nah nah Dart 507 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,663 Nah nah-nah-nah nah nah nah For 508 00:34:16,748 --> 00:34:19,262 Nah nah-nah-nah nah nah nah My 509 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,704 Nah nah-nah-nah nah nah nah Sweetheart 510 00:34:22,788 --> 00:34:24,221 Nah nah-nah-nah nah nah nah, sweetheart 511 00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:29,223 Dart for my sweetheart... 512 00:34:31,748 --> 00:34:33,579 - (Man) Sorry, mate. - (Josh) That's all right. 513 00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:41,618 - Quite a nice phone, mate. - Cheers, Jonno. 514 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,902 Yeah. Later, Tone. 515 00:35:01,028 --> 00:35:02,666 You're such a gentleman. 516 00:35:04,348 --> 00:35:05,303 I'll ring you. 517 00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:07,822 Maybe just whistle. 518 00:35:07,908 --> 00:35:09,057 What? 519 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:12,424 You know how to whistle, don't you, Josh? 520 00:35:12,508 --> 00:35:14,180 You put your lips together and... 521 00:35:26,788 --> 00:35:28,665 I'll whistle. 522 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:38,301 Here's a tenner. Get her home safe, yeah? 523 00:35:46,788 --> 00:35:48,619 MOBILE BEEPS 524 00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:04,976 MOBILE BEEPS 525 00:36:10,748 --> 00:36:13,467 MOBILE BEEPS 526 00:36:19,548 --> 00:36:21,903 Stay not, be gone. 527 00:36:21,988 --> 00:36:25,503 Live, and hereafter say, 528 00:36:25,588 --> 00:36:28,261 "A madman's mercy bade thee run away." 529 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:32,745 SOBS 530 00:36:32,828 --> 00:36:34,500 CRYING ON PHONE 531 00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:36,658 What? Who? 532 00:36:36,748 --> 00:36:41,105 (Michelle) 'Josh. He sent me pictures of Abigail. 533 00:36:41,188 --> 00:36:44,578 'She's... She's got her tits out for him! 534 00:36:44,668 --> 00:36:46,306 'Why did he do that? ' 535 00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,342 Who's? Who's Josh? 536 00:36:50,428 --> 00:36:52,020 Chelle! 537 00:36:52,108 --> 00:36:55,020 'Oh, God! He warned me. 538 00:36:55,108 --> 00:36:57,303 'He's fucking crazy. 539 00:36:57,388 --> 00:36:59,982 'I feel so weird! ' 540 00:37:00,068 --> 00:37:02,343 Ah, babes. 541 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:04,658 You'll be OK. 542 00:37:15,388 --> 00:37:17,948 WOMAN CRYING 543 00:37:26,388 --> 00:37:28,140 I'm fine. I'm fine... 544 00:37:28,228 --> 00:37:30,184 I fucked it all up again! 545 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:38,707 I'm too loud. Too impatient. Too clever. 546 00:37:38,788 --> 00:37:42,417 You know, what I always forget is, because I'm happy, you know, 547 00:37:42,508 --> 00:37:46,421 because I'm just being me, I can't help it if I'm a funny old cow 548 00:37:46,508 --> 00:37:49,466 with a loud mouth and a big bum! 549 00:37:49,548 --> 00:37:51,459 Your bum's not that big. 550 00:37:56,988 --> 00:38:00,697 You know, I never felt tired around him. 551 00:38:00,788 --> 00:38:06,624 I felt good, really good, and now he's gone, the fucking twat! 552 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:10,587 And I know he loves me, he's just a scaredy cat. 553 00:38:12,948 --> 00:38:14,461 I'm sorry, Mum. 554 00:38:14,548 --> 00:38:19,861 You know, I really, really loved having sex with him! 555 00:38:39,468 --> 00:38:42,585 INAUDIBLE 556 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,383 Hi. 557 00:38:50,468 --> 00:38:52,663 Hi. 558 00:38:54,548 --> 00:38:56,937 I'm so sorry, Chelle. 559 00:39:06,828 --> 00:39:09,262 Come on. Let me see. 560 00:39:18,228 --> 00:39:21,061 Jesus, I didn't know you could get your legs into that position! 561 00:39:21,148 --> 00:39:25,266 He warned me. He told me his family were screwy. 562 00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:27,100 Told me he was, too. 563 00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:31,739 Well, that's pretty screwy! Taking beaver shots of your own sister?! 564 00:39:33,508 --> 00:39:36,068 Delete them. 565 00:39:36,148 --> 00:39:38,104 Has he tried to ring you? 566 00:39:38,188 --> 00:39:40,144 About a thousand times. 567 00:39:40,228 --> 00:39:41,456 Don't. 568 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:43,982 Don't worry. 569 00:39:44,068 --> 00:39:45,501 Drink? 570 00:39:46,788 --> 00:39:47,743 Yeah. 571 00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:04,341 Malcolm. 572 00:40:09,148 --> 00:40:11,742 How are you doing? 573 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,739 Not so clever, as it goes. 574 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,739 Why's that, then, wanker? 575 00:40:18,788 --> 00:40:20,858 I just... 576 00:40:20,948 --> 00:40:23,508 miss the big mouth and the big bum. 577 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:27,263 She's my mum, Malcolm. Watch your lip! 578 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:34,500 I always blow it, all right? 579 00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:37,666 I get jumpy. 580 00:40:37,748 --> 00:40:42,776 I just... I wish I could, like, fucking just... 581 00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:44,221 I'm a wanker. 582 00:40:45,788 --> 00:40:46,743 I'm a wanker. 583 00:40:51,988 --> 00:40:53,546 Does she miss me? 584 00:40:55,308 --> 00:40:56,741 No. 585 00:41:05,148 --> 00:41:08,458 All right. She fucking misses you. 586 00:41:08,548 --> 00:41:11,938 But you let her down, Malcolm, that can't happen again. 587 00:41:12,028 --> 00:41:14,542 So decide. 588 00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:17,062 Stay here or get your coat. 589 00:41:17,148 --> 00:41:19,503 Don't you fucking dare go back on it! 590 00:41:19,588 --> 00:41:21,544 Let's go. 591 00:41:25,628 --> 00:41:27,220 I'm staying out here. 592 00:41:29,308 --> 00:41:30,741 Spruce up, man! 593 00:41:35,348 --> 00:41:36,827 OK? 594 00:41:38,308 --> 00:41:39,661 - OK. - OK. 595 00:41:42,388 --> 00:41:43,741 You're a proper girl, yeah? 596 00:41:43,828 --> 00:41:45,580 Yeah. 597 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,141 Hello, Nips. 598 00:41:52,748 --> 00:41:54,306 I heard about Pervy Boy. 599 00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:57,858 He really needs to learn how to use a phone. "Send To AIl". 600 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,142 You gotta be careful with that. 601 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,343 Yeah. You're probably right, Tone. 602 00:42:06,948 --> 00:42:09,860 - So... - So? 603 00:42:10,988 --> 00:42:12,182 Can we stop this now? 604 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:15,021 - And? - Get back to normal. 605 00:42:15,108 --> 00:42:18,498 Stuff happens. You get over it. 606 00:42:19,668 --> 00:42:20,862 - Yeah, but... - Yeah, but. 607 00:42:20,948 --> 00:42:22,700 Yeah, but. 608 00:42:22,788 --> 00:42:25,507 - Chelle, you got nasty. - Yeah. 609 00:42:25,588 --> 00:42:28,978 What are you doing here? 610 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:34,062 I came because it turns out that, as it goes... 611 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,060 ...I think I might love you. 612 00:42:40,788 --> 00:42:42,540 That's an awfully long sentence, Tony. 613 00:42:42,628 --> 00:42:44,061 Well, yeah, but... 614 00:42:45,268 --> 00:42:46,906 Yeah. 615 00:42:48,748 --> 00:42:50,739 Chelle! 616 00:42:53,108 --> 00:42:54,541 I said it, OK? 617 00:42:56,148 --> 00:42:57,297 I'm sorry. 618 00:43:00,348 --> 00:43:02,737 I'm sorry. 619 00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:05,622 Beg. 620 00:43:07,468 --> 00:43:09,299 Sorry? 621 00:43:09,388 --> 00:43:11,106 You heard me, Tone. 622 00:43:13,028 --> 00:43:14,620 OK. 623 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,938 Look, please can we get back? 624 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:20,543 I won't do any of it again. The cheating and lying... 625 00:43:20,628 --> 00:43:24,018 Undermining. Sneering. Taunting. Manipulating. 626 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:29,141 OK. Yeah. All of those things. 627 00:43:30,748 --> 00:43:32,466 I promise. 628 00:43:37,068 --> 00:43:40,105 So? 629 00:43:58,868 --> 00:44:00,301 So I'll see you around. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 43997

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