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ALARM CLOCK BUZZES
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(TV) 'Move those hips!
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'And swivel and loose.
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'And swivel and loose.
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'Reach and stretch.'
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Ay up!
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'Reach and up.
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'And up... '
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CHRIS COUGHS
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'Let's see those buttocks clench!
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'Are you feeling it? Good!
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'Now relax.
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'Feel the sweat.
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'Enjoy it.
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'Now, onto the pelvis.
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'Stand with your feet firmly apart.'
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Fucking Viagra.
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Mum?
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How much is there?
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One thousand smackers.
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I'd put it in premium bonds.
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See, it's low risk, with
a steady return. And it's tax free.
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You sure you didn't just forget?
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Forget what?
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She said she's going on holiday,
you said "Yeah",
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dropped a few pills
and forgot about it?
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I dunno. It says
she's gone for a few days.
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Is it true?!
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- Our money, babe! Our money! Yes!
- That's fucking great, Anwar.
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(Tony) Cheer up, you fucker.
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You're home alone and you've got
an important question to answer.
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How you gonna spend this money?
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SCREAMS
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Don't you ever, don't you ever
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Stop being dandy
Showing me you're handsome
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Don't you ever, don't you ever
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Stop being dandy
Showing me you're handsome
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Prince Charming, Prince Charming
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Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
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Don't you ever, don't you ever
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Lower yourself
Forgetting all your standards
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Prince Charming, Prince Charming
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Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
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CHEERING AND WHISTLING
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He's had an erection for 15 hours?
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Doesn't even know
how many Viagras he popped.
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He's holding it down with Sellotape.
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Sellotape?
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Yeah. I don't know how.
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But he's Sellotaped it to his belly,
or his balls...
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I don't know,
Sellotaped it to something.
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All right?
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- So it hasn't held then.
- Must be the sweat.
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See, I reckon life's about
living in the moment,
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you know... finding,
you know, happiness, pleasure.
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You know?
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Whoa. Steady.
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I'm not going to lie to you,
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I'm in love with someone else.
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But why should I love you?
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We don't know each other at all...
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And I've got this physical need thing,
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and I was hoping...
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maybe you have too.
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SHE RETCHES
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You look for the gummy bits,
yeah, through the paper.
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Lick it.
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And then...
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Bruv, what papers are you using?
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Cos I heard TCI Whites...
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No. No, man.
They're satisfying, yeah,
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but the density's off,
and there's too much cellulose.
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I thought - maybe I'm wrong -
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we should get to know each other first.
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I'II...
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...call you tomorrow.
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What's your...
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What's your number?
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Sid.
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THUD
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Chris, this feels like
speed dating for druggies.
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I don't know no-one here, man.
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Yeah, man, I know. I'd say I know
maybe about 20% of the people here,
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that's why it's so good.
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Actually, man, maybe more like 10%.
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I see you invited your psychology
teacher to aid this interaction?
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Angie's here?
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Yeah.
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I could shift a few ounces
of this stuff.
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If you've got a decent supplier.
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Chris... I'm sorry. Chris?
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SONG STOPS
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You all right? Do you want to dance?
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No, I, um...
Are there any other teachers here?
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I dunno. Yeah, maybe.
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It depends if they knew about it,
and if they wanted to come.
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Or if...
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No, I only invited you.
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This was a bad idea.
I didn't think it through.
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- I just wanted you to come.
- Chris...
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I think, right, that dancing is,
like, the best thing in the world.
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Yeah? Because it makes you healthy,
in your body,
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but it also,
it makes your head better too, so...
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I just... Will you stay and...
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...dance or just...
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Please.
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OK.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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This was the place where you
let me love you first
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We danced to Van Morrison
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And shut out the world
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I know that it...
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Ahh.
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I... I can't do this.
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What? Why?
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No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Angie, Angie, look, look,
it's not like that, all right?
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I dropped a couple
of them Viagra by mistake
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and it's been like that all day.
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It's been like a second leg,
fucking third leg.
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It's... It's just Viagra!
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(Man) You see? That's Viagra for you.
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- More trouble than it's worth.
- Speak for yourself, Casa-never.
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...Now that you're gone
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It's just the...
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And me.
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MUFFLED MUSIC AND SHOUTING
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I think she's a fucking nut
leaving a grand on her sideboard.
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I liked her. She smiled too much
and everything but she was all right.
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I swear Chris gives
these bastards speed.
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They move faster
than normal fish do.
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Besides, I don't know what it would
be like having a son like Chris.
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Ugh.
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He's all right.
He can be well sweet sometimes.
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Mmm.
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Tony?
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Yeah, yeah, just a minute.
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HE TAPS
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You know what I like
about your body?
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No.
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One boob's bigger than the other.
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Oh. Fuck.
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Hi, Sid.
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Sorry. I was just, uh,
looking for a T-shirt.
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It's just Chris
said I could borrow a... Fuck.
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Sorry, it's just someone puked on me,
I just need a T-shirt.
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I'll choose you one.
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I'll wait outside. Sorry.
Fuck, sorry.
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Sid.
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What do you think of my tits?
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Huh?
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Um...
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- Is one bigger than the other?
- What? I don't...
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What would you prefer?
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I don't... I think there's
something wrong with my eyes.
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Blurring, or...
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I could have an infection or something.
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You'll look good in this.
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Thanks. Sorry.
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They're, um, nice, Michelle.
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Sorry.
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That was brilliant.
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Fuck off!
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You know what, Tony? Your eyes
are supposed to fucking blur too.
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Sid's face, though.
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ENGINE WHINES
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- You OK, Chris?
- Um. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- All the others asleep?
- Yeah.
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I don't really sleep well
in other people's houses.
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- Do you want me to walk you home?
- It's miles. But thanks.
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Right.
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Yeah. How did that, um, music
competition thing go, by the way?
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- Did you win?
- No.
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Still, finalist, though -
that's got to be all right, ain't it?
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What did the winner get?
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Oh, he signed an international
recording contract.
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- Cool. What did you get?
- I got �25 to cover my travel.
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Wankers.
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- Chris, where's your mum?
- Dunno, mate.
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SNORING
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I mean,
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what was I supposed to say?
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"Yeah, I like your tits.
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"They seem very nice, symmetrical."
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- What's the right word, even?
- Nice is OK.
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Do you think she'll be upset?
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Do you think she'll be angry with me?
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I just,
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you know, just...
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- Your stiffy's digging into my back.
- Oh. Sorry.
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- Sid.
- Yeah.
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You know there are other girls,
don't you?
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Where?
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So you don't think
she'll be angry with me?
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Safe.
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110, 115, 120.
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Um, it's all right, mate,
I've got change.
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COINS JANGLE
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121, 22.
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23, 23.50.
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24.
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Six, eight.
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Seven, eight, nine, ten. 24.20.
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How much do I still owe you, mate?
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14 quid.
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OK, um, my mum keeps money upstairs.
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I'll just go get it.
Wait there, one minute.
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(Tony) What have you been doing, man?
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(Sid) Nothing.
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(Tony) You stink of sick.
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(Sid) Yeah, but not, like, badly.
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(Tony) If Chris's house
didn't out-stink you, yeah,
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people would actually
be walking away from you.
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Well, I'll just borrow some deodorant.
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Hey up.
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You all right, Chris?
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Yeah.
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What were you doing in the wardrobe?
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I was just, um, checking what stuff
my mum took with her.
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What did she take?
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Oh, yeah. Everything.
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Do you think she's gone, mate?
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Hey, my knob's gone down, though.
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- That's good.
- It isn't blue or anything?
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Um, no, it's a bit red, like,
but, no, it's not bad. Not bad.
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It looks bigger to me.
Probably did it some good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
You might be right, actually. Yeah.
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Hey, seven years bad luck,
that there, mate, the mirror.
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(TV) 'And breathe in deep. Deep.
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'And stretch and bend
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'and stretch and reach.
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'And reach to the right.
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'Left, and bend.'
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I think she's quite sexy.
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I've always wanted
to fuck an older woman.
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It's the hips...
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...just above the knickers.
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It's the way the skin bunches, you know.
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I mean, look at her,
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very nice hips.
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Where's Chris?
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Right here.
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This man won't let us start
the pizzas till you pay him.
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OK. Anyone got any cash?
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You've got a grand!
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Nah, man. I've got a nice hi-fi,
about 4,000 beer cans,
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and then a few of these empty wraps.
What?
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Listen, yeah, right, OK...
�1,000 ain't even that much money
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these days, really, you know,
when you think about it. So...
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Look, man, all right,
I bought it yesterday, yeah,
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and I remember you, because you've
got a very good face for memorising.
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I bought it from you,
and you were chuffed to sell it.
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There's a Pop Tart in the CD drawer.
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Clean it. I'll pay for that bit.
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- So, you know, sell it on.
- We can't sell it on.
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- Yeah, so if you clean it?
- We're not going to clean it.
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00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:04,480
- I will and bring it back tomorrow.
- It's soiled, it's unsellable.
259
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:06,799
Whatever you do to it now,
we can't take it back.
260
00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:10,723
I'll clean it, bring it back tomorrow
and give it to one of the other people.
261
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,562
No, you won't. I will have
told them not to take it back,
262
00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:15,082
because you've wrecked it.
263
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,168
I kept the receipt.
264
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,683
Receipts don't cover Pop Tarts.
265
00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:26,802
I'll tell you how to
get rid of your zits.
266
00:20:26,889 --> 00:20:28,117
Oh...
267
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:30,006
How?
268
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:32,239
Right.
269
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:36,163
Piss on toilet paper and wipe your face.
Works better than Clearasil.
270
00:20:36,249 --> 00:20:37,682
Tried it.
271
00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:50,163
Thank you for calling at Smithson Electrics.
272
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,126
Anything else I can help you with?
273
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:56,480
Er, no, er, just...
274
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,400
Chris...
275
00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:04,879
Chris, wait up, mate, please.
276
00:21:04,969 --> 00:21:07,039
Stop being a fucking pussy.
277
00:21:07,129 --> 00:21:08,244
No.
278
00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:10,523
What?
279
00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:12,440
No.
280
00:21:12,529 --> 00:21:14,838
You know, it says "we buy anything"
281
00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:18,080
just there,
so maybe you could buy this.
282
00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:21,320
Get out of my shop!
Get out of my shop!
283
00:21:43,489 --> 00:21:45,844
- All right, Chris?
- Hey up.
284
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,408
Che! Che!
285
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,686
Loves watching me shit.
286
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,004
What can I do you for?
287
00:21:57,089 --> 00:22:00,923
How did you get on
with that Lithuanian E?
288
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:04,718
I got some square pills
from Albania in.
289
00:22:04,809 --> 00:22:07,448
Retro Eastern Blocs,
they're calling them.
290
00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:09,838
Nah, um, I'm selling, actually.
291
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,999
Fancy a hi-fi?
292
00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,920
Nah. Can't shift it, mate.
293
00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:18,008
How about a wheelbarrow?
294
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:22,958
Oh, aye, I always need
another wheelbarrow.
295
00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:24,402
�20 the lot.
296
00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:26,684
Done. Cheers.
297
00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:30,084
How d'you want it?
Powder, pills or cash?
298
00:22:30,169 --> 00:22:31,602
Cash.
299
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,123
10, 15, 20.
300
00:22:43,209 --> 00:22:44,642
Job done.
301
00:22:47,769 --> 00:22:50,841
Fuck it, let's have a look at these pills.
302
00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,322
Shit.
303
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,602
Fuck's sake!
304
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,842
See ya later, mate.
305
00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:35,837
Fucking hell, man. You woke me up.
306
00:24:35,929 --> 00:24:38,363
- Who are you?
- Who the fuck are you? I'm sleeping!
307
00:24:38,449 --> 00:24:41,407
- This is my house!
- So?
308
00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:51,526
Get off me, man!
309
00:24:51,609 --> 00:24:53,201
Get off me! Ow!
310
00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:56,962
Yeah!
311
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:06,085
Don't know what
you're fucking doing, thinking you can...
312
00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:07,602
Leave it, man!
313
00:25:24,409 --> 00:25:25,842
What the fuck?
314
00:25:30,569 --> 00:25:33,003
Hey, buddy, hello?
315
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,046
You all right, me babba?
That was some ride.
316
00:26:00,449 --> 00:26:02,007
Look, I think you should go.
317
00:26:07,169 --> 00:26:10,161
No, not up the fucking stairs,
what you doing, man? Come on.
318
00:26:10,249 --> 00:26:14,447
Let's create harmony.
I was only sleeping in your bath.
319
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,644
I've never met you, all right.
320
00:26:15,729 --> 00:26:19,324
- You've met me now.
- Yes, but it's my house!
321
00:26:19,409 --> 00:26:21,764
All right, so just fuck off!
322
00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,601
Cheers, then.
323
00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:30,008
Right, now let me back in.
324
00:26:32,649 --> 00:26:34,241
You're a very hostile bloke.
325
00:26:34,329 --> 00:26:36,923
Let! Me! Back! In!
326
00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:41,127
You're a very aggressive young man.
I think you've got issues.
327
00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:44,167
- Big issues.
- Ah, fuck!
328
00:26:44,249 --> 00:26:49,767
You need to take a chill pill, mate.
You need to chill out.
329
00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:52,488
- Let me back in.
- Listen, take a while. Calm down.
330
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,447
Maybe take a day or two,
and then we'll talk about it.
331
00:26:55,529 --> 00:26:56,484
It's my fucking house!
332
00:26:56,569 --> 00:27:00,448
I don't make the rules, man.
I don't make the rules.
333
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:54,080
So, um, what are you going to do?
334
00:27:56,489 --> 00:27:57,444
Yeah.
335
00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:04,644
There's only one thing you can't do,
Chris, and that's stay like you are.
336
00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:08,358
You got no money,
basically no house, you can't just...
337
00:28:08,449 --> 00:28:12,408
Look, I've fucked up, I know.
I fucked up.
338
00:28:17,449 --> 00:28:19,360
No, you haven't.
339
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:34,924
- You just...
- Angie, do you reckon we...
340
00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:38,206
Hey, Chris, trousers!
How good are we?
341
00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:39,642
Don't tell him.
342
00:28:39,729 --> 00:28:43,404
(Tony) Everyone's talking about some naked
guy who just walked through school.
343
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:46,879
(Sid) People are trying to work out whether
you've made a political statement.
344
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,721
- This top any good?
- I think you'll like it.
345
00:28:50,809 --> 00:28:55,405
- I didn't think anyone would notice.
- Yeah. Maybe a few did.
346
00:28:58,609 --> 00:29:02,727
Pull yourself together. Christ,
you need a mum, you big baby.
347
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,403
Tony!
348
00:29:05,489 --> 00:29:09,084
Fucking hell, he's not pathetic.
You can take a joke, can't you?
349
00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:14,448
Look, you try it, OK?
No Mum, no Dad, on your own.
350
00:29:14,529 --> 00:29:19,125
- Sounds brilliant to me.
- I've got... I've got a Dad.
351
00:29:23,649 --> 00:29:25,002
RINGS BELL
352
00:29:30,209 --> 00:29:31,642
There's no-one in.
353
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:33,959
You'll be fine, Chris, OK?
354
00:29:40,849 --> 00:29:43,647
Chris?
355
00:29:43,729 --> 00:29:45,526
Chris! What a...
356
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:48,328
What a lovely surprise!
357
00:29:48,409 --> 00:29:52,641
- Look, we weren't planning on...
- Hi, I'm Jal.
358
00:29:52,729 --> 00:29:56,404
Jal, I'm Mary.
359
00:29:56,489 --> 00:29:58,798
Won't you come in?
360
00:29:58,889 --> 00:30:02,165
Your dad'll be back soon. But
I can give him a ring anyway, shall I?
361
00:30:02,249 --> 00:30:04,205
What, he's not here?
We could come back ano...
362
00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:06,120
Wonderful!
363
00:30:06,209 --> 00:30:07,642
Wonderful.
364
00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:16,761
BABY CRIES
365
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,726
Aaah!
366
00:30:18,809 --> 00:30:20,288
And this is little Sammy.
367
00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:26,240
Do you want to come
and say hello, Chris?
368
00:30:26,329 --> 00:30:28,968
Er, no, I'II, um, leave him to sleep.
369
00:30:33,529 --> 00:30:34,484
Well...
370
00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:35,524
TO Y SQUEAKS
371
00:30:35,609 --> 00:30:36,564
Ooh!
372
00:30:52,049 --> 00:30:53,767
How's your mum, Chris?
373
00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:58,047
- Actually, that's the reason...
- Yeah, she's getting better.
374
00:30:58,129 --> 00:31:00,404
Oh, no!
375
00:31:00,489 --> 00:31:02,923
She hasn't had another turn?
376
00:31:03,009 --> 00:31:05,648
Um, no. Not really. She's fine.
377
00:31:06,969 --> 00:31:11,121
Good. Well, send her my best.
378
00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:20,800
Why don't we look for some baby photos
of Chris? That could be fun.
379
00:31:20,889 --> 00:31:23,323
Graham labels them by year.
380
00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:26,481
I'm trying to encourage him
to label by mood, but...
381
00:31:26,569 --> 00:31:28,844
You won't find any of me.
382
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,638
Worried we might find
something embarrassing?
383
00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:34,923
Ooh...
384
00:31:40,529 --> 00:31:42,167
Ah, bingo!
385
00:31:45,289 --> 00:31:49,123
Look, he's even sweeter than Sammy.
386
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:52,360
I don't think I'm supposed to
say that as a mum, but you are!
387
00:31:52,449 --> 00:31:54,838
Have a look at him!
388
00:31:57,609 --> 00:31:59,042
You do look quite cute.
389
00:31:59,129 --> 00:32:01,484
That's not me.
390
00:32:01,569 --> 00:32:02,888
It is.
391
00:32:02,969 --> 00:32:04,925
No, it's not. It's Peter.
392
00:32:07,889 --> 00:32:10,323
Oh.
393
00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:12,969
Well, we can still say
he looks sweet, can't we?
394
00:32:14,969 --> 00:32:17,085
Who's Peter?
395
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:20,400
- Um, he's my brother.
- Your brother?
396
00:32:23,169 --> 00:32:24,158
DOOR OPENS
397
00:32:24,249 --> 00:32:25,682
Graham!
398
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:30,043
You'll never guess who's here!
399
00:32:30,129 --> 00:32:32,962
It's Chris! Isn't that great!
400
00:32:33,049 --> 00:32:36,485
(Man) I need a shower.
I'm going for a shower.
401
00:32:36,569 --> 00:32:40,881
(Woman) I've just had to sit with him
for the last half hour!
402
00:32:40,969 --> 00:32:42,925
(Man) Well, get rid of him.
403
00:32:43,009 --> 00:32:45,364
(Woman) Don't do this to me, Graham,
he's your son.
404
00:32:45,449 --> 00:32:49,522
(Man) Can't help that.
He's a fuck-up, just like his mum.
405
00:32:49,609 --> 00:32:53,363
I don't want him here, OK?
I'm taking a shower.
406
00:32:57,049 --> 00:32:58,038
TO Y SQUEAKS
407
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,039
BABY CRIES
408
00:33:07,129 --> 00:33:09,518
BABY WAILS
409
00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:25,846
Everything's fine,
he's just got a couple of calls to make.
410
00:33:25,929 --> 00:33:30,844
He's calmed down.
You look nice together, Chris.
411
00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:36,048
Just wants to suckle
on something, probably.
412
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,083
Give me your finger.
413
00:33:40,169 --> 00:33:42,478
BABY GRIZZLES
414
00:33:42,569 --> 00:33:45,879
BABY QUIETENS
415
00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:48,764
THUMP!
416
00:33:48,849 --> 00:33:50,885
BABY CRIES
417
00:33:51,969 --> 00:33:55,678
Come on, Sammy. Come on.
418
00:33:59,449 --> 00:34:01,724
- Listen. His mum has...
- Does he want money?
419
00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:03,925
No. He doesn't.
420
00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:08,684
Chris!
421
00:35:06,009 --> 00:35:07,522
You OK?
422
00:35:07,609 --> 00:35:11,921
HE FLICKS LIGHTER
423
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:15,718
I could never do them knots at Cubs,
you know, and they said,
424
00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:18,960
"Ah, he's not got the fingers
for it," or whatever.
425
00:35:19,049 --> 00:35:21,768
But look what
my fucking fingers can do now, eh?
426
00:35:23,369 --> 00:35:27,487
Hey, do you... do you wanna hear about
the best day of my life?
427
00:35:27,569 --> 00:35:29,799
Cubs.
428
00:35:29,889 --> 00:35:32,278
I'd pissed myself by accident.
429
00:35:32,369 --> 00:35:35,884
They'd had us sitting down
for ages and, um, I was trying...
430
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:40,167
trying to get out like to leave the room but this
kid kept blocking me,
431
00:35:40,249 --> 00:35:43,685
stopping me leaving, he was playing
a game or something and, um...
432
00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:46,442
So I told him, right,
that he was a dickhead,
433
00:35:46,529 --> 00:35:49,601
and that he's gonna get out
of my way, dickhead...
434
00:35:51,209 --> 00:35:54,406
...and then the whole place went quiet
cos I'd said "dickhead".
435
00:35:54,489 --> 00:35:58,607
And then they was all laughing,
everyone, and I couldn't work out
436
00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:02,125
if it was cos I'd swore or if
they'd seen that my shorts were wet,
437
00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:05,440
so I tried to cover my shorts with
my hands, right, but that meant
438
00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:09,158
they all definitely noticed
and then there was more laughing.
439
00:36:12,609 --> 00:36:14,281
But, yeah, Peter,
440
00:36:14,369 --> 00:36:16,439
my brother, he was, um,
441
00:36:16,529 --> 00:36:19,282
he was youngest-ever
sixer or something.
442
00:36:19,369 --> 00:36:22,202
They're the ones in charge, sixers.
443
00:36:23,609 --> 00:36:25,042
Dib-dib-dib.
444
00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:28,966
He could do all the knots, him.
445
00:36:30,569 --> 00:36:32,560
Him and Dad would practise.
446
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,082
He loved it.
447
00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:38,999
Anyway, he stands up, yeah, sixer,
448
00:36:39,089 --> 00:36:42,320
and, um, and they all liked him,
449
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,001
and, um,
450
00:36:44,089 --> 00:36:46,045
he takes my hand,
451
00:36:46,129 --> 00:36:47,960
and took me to the toilet.
452
00:36:48,049 --> 00:36:51,678
And then he had me take my shorts off,
and then he cleaned me up.
453
00:36:51,769 --> 00:36:55,000
And then he took off
his shorts and put them on me.
454
00:36:57,329 --> 00:36:58,921
And then...
455
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:01,477
he kissed me on the cheek,
456
00:37:01,569 --> 00:37:03,207
and took my hand,
457
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,086
and we both went out there.
458
00:37:05,169 --> 00:37:06,761
Him just in his pants.
459
00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:11,362
No-one laughed.
460
00:37:15,009 --> 00:37:16,442
Best day of my life.
461
00:37:22,689 --> 00:37:26,807
Look, don't, um,
don't tell the others, yeah, about...
462
00:37:28,169 --> 00:37:30,364
No, I won't.
463
00:37:32,089 --> 00:37:34,478
Do you know what you're gonna do?
464
00:37:34,569 --> 00:37:36,002
What, me?
465
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,364
No, I...
466
00:37:38,449 --> 00:37:42,601
- You think your mum's gonna come back?
- Not if she's still around.
467
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:48,088
- How do you know?
- She left flowers by the grave again.
468
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,445
Every time you see a nipple,
469
00:38:11,529 --> 00:38:15,317
a butt crack or a camel toe, you have
to drink one shot down in one, OK?
470
00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:18,642
What's a camel toe?
471
00:38:20,329 --> 00:38:21,557
Tony?
472
00:38:21,649 --> 00:38:23,321
It's when it bunches around the...
473
00:38:25,849 --> 00:38:27,043
...crack.
474
00:38:27,129 --> 00:38:28,084
It's a minge thing.
475
00:38:28,169 --> 00:38:29,568
< Oh. Nice.
476
00:38:29,649 --> 00:38:31,640
You got slow play
on this thing, Michelle?
477
00:38:31,729 --> 00:38:33,208
What? Slow play?
478
00:38:33,289 --> 00:38:34,847
- There!
- Where?
479
00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:37,682
A nipple, I saw a nipple.
480
00:38:38,889 --> 00:38:39,844
Concealed or free?
481
00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:41,760
If concealed counts
we're gonna be drinking a lot.
482
00:38:41,849 --> 00:38:44,647
It can be concealed and visible.
Just ask Jal.
483
00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:47,197
- What?
- When you're wearing that red top.
484
00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:50,008
Will someone rewind the tape,
so we can all see the nipple
485
00:38:50,089 --> 00:38:52,080
and drink, please?
486
00:38:53,849 --> 00:38:55,805
Where's the controls?
487
00:38:55,889 --> 00:39:00,917
- Sid.
- Oh, sorry, just gotta...
488
00:39:01,009 --> 00:39:04,285
- You better not be going for a wank.
- Where's the fucking controls?
489
00:39:07,849 --> 00:39:09,441
Gimme the remote.
490
00:39:18,569 --> 00:39:22,278
- I think we should go on a date.
- What, us?
491
00:39:22,369 --> 00:39:24,678
- We don't have to have...
- OK.
492
00:39:25,769 --> 00:39:27,202
Er... yeah.
493
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:47,601
- That was a nipple!
- You know what? I don't fucking care.
494
00:40:08,049 --> 00:40:12,008
There was a teacher in here last.
He might not have collected all his things.
495
00:40:12,089 --> 00:40:15,445
If you find anything,
just put them in the corner, OK?
496
00:40:15,529 --> 00:40:17,008
Yeah.
497
00:40:20,569 --> 00:40:23,447
I... They told me
498
00:40:23,529 --> 00:40:26,441
to tell you that
although this isn't a classroom
499
00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:29,327
or anything, this is still college property.
500
00:40:29,409 --> 00:40:31,320
So if you do any damage or...
501
00:40:34,569 --> 00:40:36,446
Well, it will...
502
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,007
They could kick you out of school.
503
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,238
OK.
504
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:46,522
I'm sorry, it's just... They said to say.
505
00:40:46,609 --> 00:40:48,167
No, it's OK, I don't mind.
506
00:40:53,689 --> 00:40:55,361
I...
507
00:40:56,569 --> 00:40:58,878
Your friends said you like fish.
508
00:40:58,969 --> 00:41:02,086
And I wanted to give you
509
00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:03,727
a room-warming.
510
00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:07,686
That for me?
511
00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:13,488
They didn't have any bowls
left in the store.
512
00:41:13,569 --> 00:41:16,242
I just wanted to give you something.
513
00:41:18,729 --> 00:41:20,367
Wish you luck.
514
00:41:24,369 --> 00:41:25,802
Yeah.
515
00:41:31,729 --> 00:41:33,162
Yeah.
516
00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:40,842
I should go.
517
00:41:45,889 --> 00:41:48,119
OK. Sorry.
518
00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,245
Right.
519
00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,808
Bye.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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