All language subtitles for Sextrology xxx

Irresistible areas out there.

Unpredictable actions will improve your
image.

Treat co -workers to a cookie in the
lunchroom. Your favors will be rewarded.

And you horny bulls, Taurus.

Tantalizing tits will divert your
attention from matters at hand.

Take time to fondle turgid nipples.

You will benefit from an optimistic
attitude.

All you good -looking Gemini, wear sexy
lingerie in the a .m.

You will find unexpected stimulation
from domestic activities.

Aquarius plays an active role.

Cancer. Keep an open mind towards your
partner's idiosyncrasies.

Treat him to an oil massage in the
evening.

Dress for the occasion in garters and
lace.

Leo. The sign of the roaring lion.

Lust becomes just as valuable as
romance.

Relieve tensions.

Eat out in the p .m.

Virgo. Throw away those rigid schedules.
If a friend offers you his wife or

husband, accept graciously.

Libra, your desires reach the boiling
point.

Relax in a spa.

Attend an orgy in the evening.

Scorpio, new erotic avenues open up.

Follow a green light to a Libra and
Taurus trio.

You will be stung with high driving sex.

Sagittarius, indulge in rigorous sex to
maintain good health.

Keep your spirits high.

Wear a sultry smile, and a partner will
land between your legs.

Capricorn, now is the time for
copulation.

The stars are right for your wet dreams
to come true.

Think positive.

And for the amorous Aquarius, romance is
in the air.

Let Virgo recharge your batteries.

Your body throbs for adventure.

And now Pisces, those who love to splash
around in the water of lust.

Prepare for a sexual adventure.

A friend of the same sex will ask you to
sleep with them.

Relax your inhibitions.

Bill, I'm so sorry to hear about the
accident.

I hope everything's going to be all
right.

You're not in too much pain, are you?

Well, Marsha, where I come from, there
ain't no pain, there just ain't no gain.

That's a nice way to think about it.

Here, let me help you out. Easy. Even a
man in my condition...

I'm going to show you just how loving
and giving I can be.

Let me help you out. All right.

Now, why don't you be a good little
honey and help me off with my britches

Okay.

And watch out for your foot.

I don't want to hurt them.

Marsha.

I'd like to show you just how happy and
satisfied I can make you feel.

Oh, Phil.

You're so sweet.

Take this off.

I'm going to take your britches off.

I don't have any.

Okay, let's move this foot up. Try not
to hurt your foot.

No pain, no gain, but I don't believe in
that shit.

Oh, the pain.

Okay, okay, now let's take this off
easy.

Real easy. Okay, don't, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay,

this is probably a little easier. Okay,
okay.

Here, can you squeeze your legs? Okay.

Let's reverse, okay, now.

Easy, easy, easy.

Okay.

I don't know.

You know, it is so nice to meet such a
loving and caring man.

It's hard to come by these days.

Right. How are you feeling?

Feeling mighty prime.

Mighty prime.

You're going to be gentle, aren't you?

Oh, honey, you know I will.

Come here, darling.

So much better.

That's it.

That's it. Come on now. Come on. Don't
cheat.

That's it.

That's it.

Take off.

Hold it, woman.

Come on.

Suck that cock.

That's it now. Come on.

Come on, Marsha. Come on now.

That's it.

Look at all my nuts, honey.

Pull those things out of there. There
you go.

It's okay to rub your pussy, honey.

Why not? Show it to me.

Come on, now.

I want it all.

Very good.

Now...

Now, around the head.

Just like that. Now, go a little more.
Go deeper.

Take a little more.

There you go. Just like that. Up and
down.

Now, let's adjust it.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Come on, now.

You're just not doing it right. I want
you to make it nice and hard so I can

fuck you.

Make it nice and hard.

Just like that, dude. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Okay, just like that. Now, go on down
with the balls.

uh -huh there you go there you go

Now sit on that dick and fuck me.

Sit on that cock and just ride.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, it's it.

Push me away.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to come all over you.

I know that's what you want.

Lift my balls while I come now. Lift my
balls.

Ooh, that's it.

Lift those balls.

Ah. Ah.

Dawn, thanks. You were great.

I'll give you a call next weekend if I'm
in town.

Yeah.

I told you you'd be satisfied.

All right.

If I'm in town next week, I'll make sure
I give you a call.

Bye.

So how'd last night go?

You and he sounded pretty hot.

Well, it was awful.

Where'd you guys come in?

Whoever it was didn't stay very long.

Yeah, fortunate for me. I wouldn't
excuse for a lover.

Well, where'd you pick them up?

The office?

Yes. Just sells them for the Southern
Division.

He was a Virgo.

God, you and your horoscopic romances.

Hey, I have picked up a lot of guys that
way.

Yeah, but they don't always turn out the
way they're supposed to either.

Have you read the forecast today?

No, why don't you do that?

Let's see what it says for me today.

Aquarius, wear a low profile today and
you will fascinate a young, studded

Virgo. Show him your experience and he
will seduce you with his youth.

Sounds good, huh?

Hey, you want to hear yours?

Not really.

Come on.

Cancer.

You'll find unexpected romance on the
job today. Close your ears to gossip and

don't worry about getting caught.

Great. I suppose that means I'm supposed
to seduce Mr.

Morrison. Maybe I can hide behind the
coffee machine and jump out and nab him.

Wouldn't hurt to try.

Come on, Marsh. You don't believe in all
that stuff.

And didn't last night kind of make you
wonder just a little bit?

It was one lousy night.

That's what I mean.

You use those stars for excuses for
things that you do. You don't need

Just do what feels good.

I don't know.

Well, I do. I'm in complete control of
my life. Yeah, sure. I sleep with who I

want to, when I want to, where I want
to.

It doesn't matter if they're a virgin
Virgo or a raging bull.

Well, David and I met that way, okay? He
was a Virgo.

Yeah, where did that get you?

Five very good years.

And then he dumped you. Was that in the
stars?

Hey, look.

They're not always written word for
word.

I need some aspirin. I've got a terrible
hangover.

That's what you get for drinking those
Zodiac zingers. You know they'll kill

you.

I'm going to be late for work. I've got
a 9 -15 appointment and I can't be late.

Let's go. Come on.

I don't want to go to work. I don't even
want to see the office today at all.

Well, I can't be late.

Come on. You're coming with me.

Okay. Grab your jacket. Grab my
cigarettes, please.

So you want to have lunch today?

About 1 .30?

1 .30.

Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. 1 .30. You're
on.

Here. Let's go.

Another day.

Another dollar.

Hey, Ron.

Yeah, it's James.

You gonna go to that party?

Yeah, me too.

Is Marsha gonna be there?

Oh, good. Who are you going with?

Oh, yeah?

Hold on a second.

Is she a Libra?

Perfect.

You're going to get laid that night.

Okay.

Thanks for the information, buddy. I owe
you one.

Bye.

Morning,

James.

Morning, Joe.

Listen, you're going to have to call the
Robinson Incorporation and tell them

that you want to reschedule an
appointment because I don't like the way

contracts are shaping up.

It's going to ruin our international
affairs.

Are you a Scorpio?

Yeah, why?

Today is your lucky day.

How about a little cock?

Lunch, maybe.

James? Yeah?

Fuck off and dog.

Definitely the wrong approach.

Hi,

James.

Hi, Marsha.

How are you?

Fine, and you?

Not too good, but I think a little
better than Joan.

What's wrong with her? What isn't wrong
with Joan these days?

Going to the sales meeting?

Well, as the only male representative of
this firm that isn't on vacation, I'm

obliged to be late.

I heard something about maybe the boss
was having a party or something.

You're not going to, are you?

No.

Are you?

No, I already have.

Oh.

They're kind of boring anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah, they go off to parties for that
way.

Yeah, probably.

Would you like to go get a cup of coffee
with me?

Sure, yeah, that'd be great.

Let me get my jacket.

After you.

Don't believe this asshole, James. Get
the papers.

Now, I really detest sales meetings. Oh,
me too.

Where is the Schnappitz file?

And who did this filing anyway?

It was probably James.

Oh, God, don't even mention his name.
He's getting more perverted than old

-pantsed janitor.

James? Yes, sweet James.

Let's get off this shit.

He's going to have to find it himself.

Oh, John.

What?

Dildos.

Dildos.

Spend over, baby. I got something for
you.

I got something for you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We're late.

We're late.

Thanks. You got everything you need?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Hey,

Sally. Oh, hey. What's up? Where's
Glenn?

She went out with some guy from the
Southern Division.

Some guy in a wheelchair.

Dale? No!

Oh, Marty, oh, don't kid me. You know
what I feel? I had the worst day I

absolutely have. I had the most
fantastic morning you wouldn't believe.

I had the soul's meaning go. I feel Joan
is good to be a, like, super bitch. Oh,

Marsha, come on, Joan really isn't that
bad. Oh, tell me something that I don't

know. Oh, my God, I can't let you know
this.

Tell me James asked Joan to suck his
cock right there. Oh, shh, shh, shh.

kidding me. Oh, my God, what is this?

Me. Well, maybe it's not written in your
star. Oh, please be serious.

Oh.

Thank you. Sounds like you're just a
little jealous. Look, I think it's very

attractive, but it's not that cool.

Maybe not written in your forecast.

How do you know?

Oh, what is all this bull about
forecast, stars?

I mean, come on, what is this? Let me
tell you what my forecast for the day

I was going to meet a very steadily
virgin, and guess who I'm meeting here

tonight?

Mail from shipping. Oh, my God.

I know, I know, I know, I know. I can't
believe it. So, are you going to the

party Saturday night?

I don't think so. I am not going to go.
It's going to be so boring. I know. And

have you met his wife? Oh, my God. She
is so gorgeous. But what a snob. Oh,

And I hear she, like, really cruises all
the employees. Oh, it must be great to

be rich.

Someday. Someday.

Now, we've known each other for quite a
while, right?

Tonight, you remind me of my sister.

Is that a compliment?

Definitely.

My sister Sally is a knockout.

Well, that is true.

So, um, how do you like working at Tom?

I like it. Do you? Yeah, I like it a
lot, except for next month I'm moving to

Denver. What?

Yeah. You're kidding.

Well, my brother owns a ski lodge there.

Oh.

Well, that would be nice, I guess,
skiing, all that kind of stuff.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Are you kidding me?

I don't know. I'm not kidding.

Yeah.

Hey,

hey. Hi.

What's your sign?

Scorpio. Why?

Scorpio.

How'd you like to go back to my place
and fuck?

Greg's really an asshole.

I know.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why?

You're lucky she didn't hit you over the
head with a damn brick.

Too strong?

You can't talk to people like that. You
can't? Not if you want to get laid.

I want to get laid.

Well, it ain't going to happen that way,
brother.

You've got to be subtle.

Smooth.

Smooth. Like Suave in Debonair, right?
Right.

Hey, yeah.

See that chick over there?

Yeah. I had a wet dream about her last
night.

I don't even know her.

You don't know her?

But it's inevitable.

You know why?

Because I'm so rude.

See you later.

Hey, thanks, thanks. I'll see you at the
party. Yeah.

Gin on the rocks.

Oh, hi, Jane.

Nice to see you.

Hi, Mrs. Morrison.

How's Mr. Morrison?

Who cares?

Can I buy you a drink?

Thanks, Mrs. Morrison.

Candace.

Candace.

Well, everybody's looking forward to the
party that you and Mr. Morrison are

having.

I'm not. I hate mornings.

Oh. Mr. Morrison is still out of town.

Oh.

Won't you finish your drink?

Oh.

I'm going home for a little moonlight
swim.

Follow me.

I don't have a bathing suit.

That's okay, honey. You can wear my
panties.

Your panties? Well, somebody's got to. I
never wear them.

Oh.

Oh.

Wait, wait, wait.

Marsha.

Why don't we get out of here?

Good idea. Let's go. Let's go to my
place.

What? What are you doing home?

My date turned out to be an asshole.

Quinn, I didn't know you lived here. I
know.

You going to go to the party tomorrow
night?

Tomorrow night?

No, I don't think it's a good idea
because I'm leaving the company and all,

know, going to Denver, so it'll be kind
of awkward. I have to go to the

bathroom. Right through that door.

Okay.

He is me.

I had an idea.

Why don't we give him a going -away
present?

Okay.

I am so horny.

You caught me?

Don't.

Everything work out all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it can.

Yeah.

Oh, man. Why don't we sit between it?

Is that company soap in there?

It smelled like it. Yeah.

It can.

We have something that we want to give
to you. Okay.

A little going -away present, maybe?

Magazine?

What?

Well,

a little bigger than a magazine.

Smaller than a car, though.

Smaller than a car?

Smaller than a car.

Much more exciting, though.

Yes.

Telephone?

No.

Bigger than a phone.

We're hoping very, very much that you
can satisfy both of us this evening.

do you think?

Yes.

I think maybe he's guessed his surprise.

I think so.

God bless you.

What care do you do?

You cannot come inside of us, okay?

No. Promise?

Yes. Okay.

And I'll make her smile.

I want to make this a dairy heart.

I want to have it inside of me.

Me too.

I'm going to have to sit on my face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's it.

I'll get out of here.

That was harder.

What's the promise, Mel?

Do you want to watch some TV?

I don't want to watch some TV.

Play some cards?

What do you say?

I got this brochure from the place I'm
going to work in Denver. Maybe we could

read that together.

They got a computer there.

When?

Go douche.

Now.

I'm sorry, Gwen.

Have some brandy. It'll relax you. Oh,
I'm relaxed.

I'm relaxed.

Nice panties.

Get in the water. It's warm.

Nice place here.

Why are you putting on stockings when
we're going into the swimming pool?

For the same reason I had you put on the
panties.

Oh.

It's hot.

Oh.

Nasty.

Decadent. Decadent. Definitely nasty and
decadent.

Depraved. Depraved.

Depraved.

Come here. Taste mine.

Didn't I tell you it was hot? Hot. Hot.
Hot.

Just one direction, just straight up,
straight up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that makes me
calm.

Good, isn't it? Did I tell you this was
hot? Hot, real hot.

Don't talk.

Is your big old cock getting hard?

Oh, God, yeah.

What?

I said, ooh, ooh, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come up the ladder now and show me that
big cock.

That's good.

Feels decadent.

Hot, isn't it? It's really hot in here,
isn't it?

Real hot. Real decadent.

Now, get up there on the ladder.

Here you go.

You think you're getting the hang of
this, aren't you?

Definitely. Definitely getting the hang
of it.

Saul would never think of this.

Fuck that.

Fuck that. Oh, no.

This is what you're for, isn't it?

Fuck

me.

Fuck me.

Pardon me.

Come on, baby, give me that big, long
hug.

Give me that big, long hug.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Get back in there. I'm free in here,
ain't I?

Yeah.

It's so juicy.

Jerk it all.

Of course I can believe it. It's not
every day that a company takes in a

dollars.

Hey, look what just came in the door.

Oh, man.

Yeah, fuck the one on the right.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I wanted to ask, was she good?

Was she good?

Are you crazy? They're all good.

Here she comes.

Hi, guys.

Hello. So when's the party start cooking
around here?

Right now.

I don't believe I've met your friend,
Phil.

I know.

Can you introduce us? Brian, this is
Steve Rogers.

Hey. Oh, buddy of mine.

Gwen.

Pleasure to meet you.

What do you say we go get a drink,
honey?

Okay.

See you, Stevie.

Your name is Marsha, right?

Yeah.

Well, how long have you been with our
company?

Oh, about 18 months now. 18 months. Yes.

Isn't that nice? I've been getting good
reports about you. Okay. And I was

thinking that perhaps later on this week
I could have my secretary contact you

and set up lunch to discuss other
aspects of your career. I know a couple

nice places we could get away and talk
about your life.

Oh, great.

I'm looking forward to that. I'll be
expecting you.

Very nice to see you. Marsha, very nice.
Yes.

I must say, as our attorney and our only
corporate officer that's a female, I

can always say at least there's one
corporate officer that's not going to be

chasing the women around here.

Well, I wouldn't think so.

It's so good to see you. Enjoy yourself.

Do you have something to drink?

No, I don't.

Try this. This is my own stock of wine I
brought in here, and I think it's very

good. Just smell it and look at it. I
think you'll enjoy it.

Oh, it's very lovely.

See you, too.

James!

Hello, James.

Mr. Morrison, sir, hi. How are you? Very
good to see you, sir. Doing quite well.

I wasn't going on a sales meeting. I
would kill her, huh? Thank you very

Didn't you tell her having a party at
the pool? Why are you dressed like this?

He doesn't have a suit, Saul.

Well, maybe perhaps you can look around
and find something you can slip into.

Thank you, sir.

It's a lovely party you're having, sir.
I'm really enjoying myself.

Well, I'm glad. I wish to hell the
goddamn bartender would get here.

Well, I'll tell you what, sir. I don't
mind filling in for you or for him until

he... Filling in for me. I like that.

You go get the phone. Honey, would you
get that, Candace?

Filling in for me. I like that.

No, I would never try to fill your
shoes, sir.

I'll fill in for him until he comes
here, and then that will let you mingle

the other guests tonight, sir.

I like your style more and more, boy.
Thank you, Mr. Martin.

Come around here. If you think you just
called, let's say hello to a few

friends. Okay. I've got $20 million
sitting over here. I thought of this

I'll hook him. I'll hook him. You can
beat it up. Okay.

That's good.

Hey, hey, boy!

I didn't think you were going to come
here.

Thanks.

Are you having a good time?

Yeah, so far.

I just got here a little bit ago.

Well, since you just got here, how about
telling your troubles to the new

bartender?

Why not?

So, how do you like working at the
company?

Jones, the new boss.

I tolerate it.

So it doesn't sound like you're very
satisfied.

Well, let's just say that I earn a
paycheck every week. Me too.

You don't like it either, huh?

No, not exactly.

Well, you know, there's always room for
change.

I know.

You know, sometimes I really wish that I
could just pack up everything and leave

the city and then drive out somewhere
deep into the mountains.

Buy a cafe and just really enjoy living.

God, I can relate to that.

But I love Gwen. I mean, she's the best
roommate I could ever ask for.

You know, we really have a lot in
common.

Yeah.

Too bad you're a Taurus.

Yeah, well... Too bad you're a Leo.

Um, hey, do you think it really makes
any difference anyway?

No, it doesn't make a difference at all.

Me too.

Um,

I told Mr. Morrison I...

Ted Barnes, the guy came, but do you
want to wait around?

Yeah, it's like, I'm going to go back to
my place maybe.

Yeah.

I'd like that a lot.

Maybe just a little.

Let me wait until he gets here and then
we'll go. Okay. Great.

Fuck it, let's just go.

James, give me a cup.

James.

I can't trust the goddamn employees
anymore, man. Here, check James out.

Candace? Where's Candace?

Hey, Candace, darling. Let me ask you
something.

Yes, Paul?

What do you know about that young
employee of mine, James?

I had him sit at the bar and I turned
around and he'd gone.

Can you trust him?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. He's very reliable.

You're everything in my life.

Enjoy the party.

Thank you.

Oh, hi, honey.

Good woman.

Say it right to the coon.

I've got to make a stiff drink.

I've got something stiff.

Big questions.

You certainly are.

I

know

just what you need.

You're talking to her, right, Phil?

Pull my mouth, folksy.

Say, Phil.

Hmm? Look out.

Shit.

You a lady?

God bless you.

Here's your hat.

Thank you.

I want tonight to be so romantic.

So tender.

So do I.

Nothing wild and crazy. No, nothing wild
and crazy.

Tender. Very tender.

Slow.

Romantic.

Nothing wild at all.

Okay?

Nothing wild at all. Just you and me.

I've wanted it for so long.

I've wanted it for a long time, too.

Just you.

Me.

Together. Loving.

Living well,

though, okay?

Nothing wrong.

Nothing wrong.

My heart.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Give me your hand.

Eat it. What?

No.

Put my cuffs down.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Jeremy. Jeremy.

Oh, Jack.

Take it all in.

Ram it right up in here.

Ram it right up in here.

Faster,

faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

Come on!

Come on! Go faster!

Faster, we're going to lose!

We're almost to first place.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Come on.

Go. Go.

Come on.

We've got to get there. We've got to get
there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Phil, check this out.

Fuck me. Fuck

me. Blind.

Oh, God.

Oh, we still got the race. We're still
in first. Come on. Come on. We can win.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

come on.

Come on, you nasty motherfucker.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

But I think...

Oh,

yeah. Oh, my feet.

I love these tender moments.

These are the most tender moments I've
ever had in my life.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm doing well, thank you.

Did you sleep well last night? Yes, I
did.

Yeah? Thank you.

Well, I've been sitting here thinking,
and maybe we should start setting a date

for a wedding.

I had a great idea, maybe May, because
Venus and Saturn will be in the rising

moon at that time, and it's a perfect
time to get married.

And also, you know, I was thinking that
we could get a house in October.

Because Uranus will be circling the moon
at that time on the third day of the

month. And you know what else I was
thinking too, James?

We could have a child in June because
Gemini children are just the best.

so easy to take care of. Even a lot of
people think that they have split

personality. It's not really true, okay?
It really isn't. It actually helps a

little bit. And you know what we should
do?

In April, before the child is born, we
can start planting the garden. Because

the third week, okay?

The sun and everything is perfect for
all the planning. And if you want to

some vegetables and stuff, we can have
that. It's okay. I don't mind. But I'm

really more into the flowers.

Now, what I was thinking, James.

September 8th. A day exploding with
sexual tensions.

Unpredictable actions will improve your
image.

You will benefit from an optimistic
attitude.

You will find unexpected stimulation
from domestic activities.

Dress for the occasion in garters and
lace.

Attend an orgy in the evening. Keep your
spirits high.

Wear a sultry smile, and a partner will
land between your legs.