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A woman's 40th birthday is a big deal.

Huge.

It's the age at which you officially become a MILF. At least, that's what I

for my friend Penny.

We've been together ever since we met in a Mommy and Me yoga class like 20 years

ago. And I adore her, but sometimes, to be perfectly honest,

she can be really fucking uptight.

I've decided to fix that.

Yes. Yes.

You're a pretty princess for your birthday.

It's dorky. It's silly.

It's silly.

I mean, it's pretty, but I can't. It's silly.

It's just not for me.

I'm ready to go.

Oh, no, no.

No, no, no.

No.

No, what no? What's wrong?

To all of this. No to all of this.

You're a MILF now. You have to dress a little bit sexier.

Well, okay, well, this is what I have, so.

Or is it?

Ta -da!

Um.

What is it?

Axel's latest cute little girlfriend had this on, and it was so hot, so I asked

her where she got it, and I bought one for you.

Ryan, I can't wear the same stuff that your stepson's little girlfriend's wear.

This is for, like, a college girl.

No, it's not.

I can't wear this. Come on.

It's not enough.

I'm going to be hanging out of this.

That's kind of the idea.

You're built now!

Okay, alright, alright. I will put it on just for tonight, okay?

I'm so excited!

You're gonna look so good.

Why does your stepson always date girls that dress like sluts?

What do you mean, slut?

What? Nothing!

So don't wear one!

Oh.

Dude, I can't believe you talked me into this, man.

We're not supposed to be here.

It's fine.

What if our stepmoms find out?

Dude, they're not gonna find out. They're out doing boring mom stuff.

I just don't like lying to my mom, man.

It's her birthday.

That's a weird thing to say.

What if they don't even let us into the club, dude? We're barely 21.

What about your girlfriend?

Listen, this place is crawling with cougars, and they all love to suck cock.

What?

Yeah, dude, they can't get enough of it.

Really? Yes, when's the last time you had a girl begging to pull your dick

Where are we supposed to go, anyway?

Look, I think it's this place.

All the women are dressed so slutty.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, imagine her on her knees begging you to pull your dick out of your pants.

That does sound pretty fun, dude.

What sounds fun?

What? Mom?

Oh, my God.

Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?

Me and Max were actually just about to go to the club.

Same.

Hey, Maxie.

Hi, Miss Keely.

No, no, no.

No, I can't.

Fuck, dude. I told you, bro. Fuck.

I guess I better go calm her down and go talk to Maxie. He seems stressed.

Yeah. You look so good in this color. Thank you. It matches my panties.

Okay, I... I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be here. I should be at home

husband, wearing something appropriate for my age so that my son doesn't...

stepson?

Brian!

What?

I'll go talk to them.

What are you going to say?

I don't know. I'll calm Max down a little bit. I'll scold Axel.

Like you've ever even said no to Axel. I can be very strict.

No, no, no, no, no, dude. That was my mom.

My mom.

I know. She was busting out of that dress. Honestly, I was bricked up.

What the fuck, dude?

Just saying.

Oh.

No, don't answer, dude.

Hi, boys.

I thought you were staying on campus this weekend, studying.

Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.

Max, are you okay, honey?

No, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

You're really just like your mother.

Yeah, you want me to go check on her?

No, pervert, leave her alone.

Max, why are you embarrassed?

Because she was wearing that dress.

You shouldn't be dressed like that.

Like a slut?

Max,

I dress like that.

What?

Does it bother you when I dress like this?

Nope.

Do you mind that I dress like this?

Miss Keely... Look, I'm trying to

get your mom to loosen up a little bit.

I think it would be good for her.

I think it would be good for you too.

Don't you want your mom to feel good?

Don't you want to feel good?

I guess so.

Be a good boy.

Say yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Whoa.

You ready for this, Dick?

I think so. Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Is it you talking to the boys?

Ryan, is this you? What? Is this you dealing with them?

I am. Oh, my God.

Yes.

I told you I'm very stern.

Mommy left you.

It's all her fault. She talked me into this. It's for your own good. You're

of your own good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, dirty.

It's fucking dirty. It's so dirty, isn't it?

It's so fucking dirty.

Come here. Come here.

Oh,

God. This is really nice.

Oh, God.

You're a dirty boy. You're a bad influence on my son.

Give your mommy a birthday.

shows that type of thing.

Holy shit.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You know it wouldn't be a birthday without party favors.

Wait, what?

It wouldn't be a birthday without party favors.

Party favors.

Oh my god.

What?

Where did you get that?

Here, mommy.

Let's celebrate your birthday properly.

Yeah.

Number one mommy.

Where's your mommy's hair at?

Yes.

Wow. I've never seen you like this.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

stuff you have in here ryan now you have them some interesting things that you

have in here she

did say she wanted to loosen you up

Oh

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that feels really fucking good.

You never say no to him, Ryan. You never say no to him. You let him do whatever.

No.

Fuck,

yes.

Oh my god, yes.

That feels so good. That feels so good.

It's dripping so tight.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah, give me the fucking pussy.

Give me the fucking pussy. Oh,

look at those titties, girl. Oh, they're coming.

I want my dick.

Give me your cum, mom.

Oh, yeah, mom.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Give me some of your sweat, mama.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna fight this dirty.

I'm gonna fight this dirty. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

this looks so good. Your holes look so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

You're such a bad influence, Ryan.

You're such a bad influence.

Look at what you made my boy do.

I know.

Look at him. He's never going to be the same.

You're welcome.

He's so much better, though.

He's so great.

What is my husband going to say when I come back to...

I'm from Vegas with a frickin', what is it, a bunny frog?

He's not gonna know what happened. He's not gonna know.

Come

here,

Mom. I'm gonna fuck you from the back.

All right.

Oh god, right there.

I feel like we could have picked up some guys who weren't, you know.

I feel like we could have picked up some guys who weren't like.

I'd say a bird in hand, but we've got two in the bush.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Ryan.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. God damn, that feels so fucking good.

Yes, yes.

Oh, it's so hard not to come to your pussy.

Don't do it.

Don't do it. You saved that fucking cum. It's her birthday.

You saved that fucking cum.

Do I need to give this to you?

Oh, you're gonna come?

Nice boy, Max.

Mommy thought you were such a fucking nice boy. I have fantasies, Mom. I

you were so good. And now I fell for you shoving your tongue at my ass and

stretching out my pussy.

I thought you were a nice boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

What am I going to tell all the moms? What am I going to tell them? I'm going

have to tell them.

Oh, fuck. You don't have to tell them anything. Give them your secret.

That's really the best way.

Goddamn. You don't want to be able to see it.

Yes, yes, yes!

I knew I should have taken this trip with my sister.

Yeah!

This is fucking dope for sure.

Oh, fuck, that is so hot. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Mom, you put it in your ass.

Oh,

fuck. It's her birthday. We have to give her whatever she wants.

That feels good.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yes.

oh my god you really loosened her up

I'll do it. Oh,

fuck! Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah, where's the birthday cake?

I think you're fucking it.

What?

Ryan, what are you doing?

Ryan, what are you doing?

Do you know what you did?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Do you know what I'm writing now?

Is that the phone?

Oh, that's the birthday cake.

Yeah.

Oh.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to

you. Happy birthday, dear Penny.

Happy birthday to you.

Yes.

That's mommy.

Thank you, Ryan, for loosening me up.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Well, it's changing what I was going to do for your birthday.

You guys want to go to the club?

I think the milks at home are better