All language subtitles for Liza with a Z 1972 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-GPRS_sanet.st_SDH [English] (SUBRIP)

(light orchestral music)

(crowd chattering)

(light horn music)

(laughing)

(grand orchestral music)

- [Announcer] Ladies and
gentlemen, Liza Minnelli.

(audience applauding)
("Yes" by Liza Minnelli)

(laughing)

* Yes

* Say yes

* Life keeps happenin'
every day *

* Say yes

* When opportunity
comes your way *

* You can't start wonderin'
what to say *

* You'll never win if
you never play *

* Say yes

* There's mink and
marigold right outside *

* And warm white
Cadillacs you can ride *

* Nothin's gained if
there's nothin' tried *

* Say yes

* Don't say why

* Say why not

* What lies beyond what is,
is not *

* So what

* Say yes

* Yes I can, yes I will

* Yes I'll tinker, said
yes I'll touch *

* Yes of course, yes how nice

* Yes I'll happily, thank
you very much *

* Yes, oh-oh, yes

* Yes

* There's lots of chaff,
there's lots of wheat *

* Yes

* You might get mugged
as you walk the streets *

* But on the other hand
you might reach *

* That handsome stranger
you've longed to meet *

* Say yes

* Yes I'll look, yes I'll walk

* Yes I'd love to do
such and such *

* Yes I'll try, yes I'll dare

* Yes I'll fly

* Yes I'll share

* And yes I am, and
yes I'll be *

* And yes I'll go

* Oh

* Yes

* Yes

(audience applauding)

("God Bless the Child" by
Liza Minnelli)

* Them that's got shall get

* Them that's not shall lose

* So the Bible says,
and it still is news *

* Mama may have and
papa may have *

* But God bless the child
that's got his own *

* And the strong get more

* While the weak ones fade

* Empty pockets don't
ever make the grade *

* Mama may have and
papa may have *

* But God bless the child
that's got his own *

* That's got his own

* And when you got money

* You got lots of friends

* All hangin' 'round your door

* But when the money's gone

* And all your spendin' ends

* They won't hang
around any more *

* Rich relations may give you

* A crust of bread and such

* Sayin' help, go on help
help yourself *

* But don't take too much

* Mama may have and
papa may have *

* But God bless the child
that's got his own *

* That's got his own

* That's got his own

* Mama may have and
papa may have *

* But God bless the child
who can stand up and say *

* He's got his

* Own

(audience applauding)

Oh, you're terrific.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You're really terrific.

And seeing how you are,
can I tell ya something,

I have a problem.

No wait, it's not a big problem,

but it is a problem
It's my name.

You know I find that still,
a lot of people call me Lisa.

Wrong.

(audience laughing)

My name is Liza.

Liza, has a Z in it.

Well, for instance,
somebody'll come up to me

on the street and say,
"Hello Lisa, how are you?"

I'll say, I'm fine
thank you but it's Liza.

Or somebody'll say, "Lisa
what a nice hat you have on."

I'll say, thank you very
much but my name is Liza.

And that's my hair.

(audience laughing)

So you can see what I mean.

Anyway, I've been
trying to figure out

a final solution to
this whole thing,

and I think I've come up
with the answer.

Jack.

("Say Liza" by Liza Minnelli)

* Now, listen

* It's Liza with Z not
Lisa with an S *

* 'Cause Lisa with an
S goes snozz *

* It's Z instead of S
* Lie instead of Lee

* It's simple as can be, see,
Liza *

* I'll do it again

* It's Liza with Z not
Lisa with an S *

* 'Cause Lisa with an
S goes snozz *

* It's Z instead of S

* Lie instead of Lee

* It's simple as can be, see,
Liza *

* Now, if my name were Ada,
I'd be Ada *

* Even backwards I'd be Ada

* Or if my name were
Ruth, then I'd be Ruth *

* Because with Ruth
what can you do *

* Or Sally, or Margaret
or Ginger or Faye *

* But when you're a Liza
you always have to say *

* Nn, it's Liza with
Z not Lisa with an S *

* 'Cause Lisa with an
S goes snozz *

* It's Z instead of S

* Lie instead of Lee

* It's simple as can be, see,
Liza *

* Ah, and that is
only half of it *

* There's another way
fate treats me cruelly *

* How often I remember
someone saying *

* There she goes, Lisa Minooli

* Or Minoli, or Miniola,
or Minili, or Minelie *

* So is it a wonder, I
very often cry *

* It's M-I-Double N,
then-E-Double L-I *

* You double up the N, thats nn,
not ll *

* Then E, double the L,
end it with an I *

* That's the way you
say Minnelli *

* Liza Minnelli

* It's Italian

* Blame it on papa

* What can I do

* Every Sandra who's a Sondra

* Every Mary who's
really Marie *

* Every Joan who is a Joanne

* Has got to agree with me

* When I've announced

* I don't mind being pommeled
or trampled or trounced *

* But it does drive you
bats to be miss *

* Mispronounced

* It's Liza with Z not
Lisa with an S *

* 'Cause Lisa with an S goes
snozz * It's Z instead of S *

* Lie instead of Lee

* It's simple as can be, see,
Liza *

* Then M-I-Double N,
then-E-Double L-I *

* You double up the N, thats nn,
not ll *

* Then E, double the L,
end it with an I *

* That's the way you
say Minnelli *

* Liza Minnelli

* It's easy

* It's easy

* See, it's Leezy

* No

* Liza

(audience applauding)

Thank you.

("It Was a Good Time" by
Liza Minnelli)

* I now pronounce you for
the rest of your life *

* I now pronounce you

* Man and wife

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* It was a party, just
to be near you *

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* And we believed that
it would last forever *

* We would stay together
and share the laughter *

* With never ever a
morning after *

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* It seemed a short time,
but such a good time *

* Since you're gone and
won't be mine again *

* There are many stars
that will not shine again *

* Except some time deep
in my reverie *

* You return and then I
remember when *

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* It was a party, just
to be near you *

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* And we believed that
it would last forever *

* Here we go 'round the
mulberry bush *

* The mulberry bush, the
mulberry bush *

* Here we go 'round the
mulberry bush *

* Early in the morning

* Mama wakes up and
she's alone *

* She's alone, she's alone

* Mama wakes up and
she's alone *

* Early in the morning

* Falling down

* Lon, my fair lady

* Yes she looks a lot like him

* Yes she does, but, yes

* My fair lady

* Baby, baby Bunting,
daddy's gone a hunting *

* Daddy's gone

* Dormez-vous, dormez-vous

* Mama will stay near you

* Mama will be near you

* Not your dad, that's too bad

* Good time a party

* Good time

* And I believed

(laughing)

* Since you've gone and
won't be mine again *

* There are many stars
that will not shine again *

* Except some times deep
in my reverie *

* You return and then I
remember when *

* It was a good time

* It was the best time

* It was a party, just
to be near you *

* It was a good time,
it was the best time *

* It seemed a short time,
but such a good time *

* A good

* Time

(audience applauding)

("I Gotcha" by Liza Minnelli)

(audience laughing)

* Uh-Huh huh

* Uh-Huh huh

(audience applauding)

* Uh-Huh huh

* I gotcha, ah-ha-ha

* You thought I didn't
see ya, now, didn't ya *

* Ah-ha-ha

* You tried to sneak
by me now, didn't ya *

* Ah-ha-ha

* Now give me what you
promised to me *

* Give it to me, come on

* You promised me the day that
you quit your girlfriend *

* That I'd be the next one
to move on in *

* You promised me it
would be just us two *

* And I'd be the only one
kissin' on you *

* Now kiss me

* Hold it a long time, hold it

* Oh, don't turn me loose now,
hold it *

* A little bit longer
Now hold it *

* Come on hold it, hold
it, hold it, hold it *

* Don't be greedy now,
get back *

* You made me a promise and
you're gonna stick to it *

* You should'na promised
if you wasn't gonna do it *

* You saw me and ran
in another direction *

* I'll teach you to
play with my affection *

* Now give it here

* You never shoulda promised
to me, give it here *

* Don't hold back now,
give it here *

* Don't say nothin' just
give it here, come on *

* Give it, give it, give it,
give it *

* Come on, give it to me, wow

(audience applauding)

* Hey

(audience applauding)

(crowd cheering)

("Son of a Preacher Man"
by Liza Minnelli)

* Sweet talkin' Jimmy
Ray was the son *

* Of a preacher man

* Yes he was now

* That man

* That Jimmy Ray

* Was a preacher man's son

* Yes he was, now

* Jimmy Ray was a
preacher's son *

* And when his daddy would
visit he'd come along *

* When they gathered 'round
the parlour talkin' *

* Cousin Jimmy would
take me walkin' *

* Through the back woods
we'd go walkin' *

* Then he'd look into my eyes

* Lord knows, to my surprise

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* The only boy who could
ever teach me *

* Was the son of a
preacher man, yes he was *

* Was, he was was ooooh

* Yes he was

* Bein' good isn't always easy

* No matter how hard I try

* When he started his
sweet-talkin' to me *

* He'd come'n tell me
everything is all right *

* Kiss and tell me

* Everything is all right

* Can you get away
again tonight *

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* The only boy who could
ever teach me *

* He was the son of a
preacher man, yes he was *

* Was, he was was ooooh

* Yes he was

* How well I remember

* The look that was
in his eyes *

* Stealin' kisses from
me on the sly *

* Takin' time to make time

* Tellin' me that
he's all mine *

* Learnin' from each
other's knowin' *

* And watchin' to see
how much we've grown *

* The only boy who could
ever reach her *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* He was the sweet talkin' son
of a preacher man, yes he was *

* Yeah, he was yeah
oooh-oh-oh-oh *

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* The only boy who could
ever teach me *

* Was the son of a
preacher man, yes he was *

* Was, he was was ooooh

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* The only boy who could
ever teach me *

* Was the son of a
preacher man, yes he was *

* Was, he was was ooooh

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

* The only boy who could
ever teach me *

* Was the son of a
preacher man, yes he was *

* Was, he was was ooooh

* The only one who could
ever reach me *

* Was the son of a preacher man,
yeah *

(audience applauding)

(laughing)

About a year ago,

I heard this truly terrific,
absolutely true story.

And it just so happens

that I told a couple of
friends of mine

this truly terrific,
absolutely true story.

And it just so happens

that these friends of
mine are song writers.

And guess what happened?

Right, truly terrific,
absolutely true song.

("Ring Them Bells" by
Liza Minnelli)

* Gather around, I've
got a story to tell *

* About a Manhattan lady
that I know very well *

* She lives at five Riverside

* Her name is Shirley Devore

* And she traveled
'round the world *

* To meet the guy next door

* Well there was trouble
inside apartment 29 E *

* 'Cause Shirley's mother and
dad were as upset as can be *

* They said we hate to
complain dear *

* And we don't like to grouse

* But your nearly 32, you
should get out of the house *

(audience laughing)

* You gotta ring them bells,
you gotta ring them bells *

* You gotta make 'em sing
and really ring them bells *

* It's such a happy thing
to hear 'em ting-a-ling *

* You gotta ring them bells

* Well Shirley was 31

* Which she was
loathe to admit *

* And she had never been loved

* Which didn't
thrill her a bit *

* And so she sat and
she thought *

* She thought for hours on end

* And said I'll go to Chase,
Manhattan *

* Where I got me a friend

* And so she borrowed a
thou' and called TWA *

* And told her mother and dad
that she was up and away *

* I'm gonna travel the
continent, a month, maybe two *

* And haul me home a hus' if
it's the last thing I do *

(chuckling)

(audience laughing)

* You gotta ring them bells,
you gotta ring them bells *

* You gotta make 'em sing
and really ring them bells *

* It's such a happy thing
to hear 'em ting-a-ling *

* You gotta ring them bells

* She met a Londoner first

* But they did not hit it off

* 'Cause every time she
approached
he got a bronchial cough *

* And so she went to Madrid
and met a handsome Senor *

* But he liked to throw the
bull and he was no matador *

* She also bombed out in
Brussells, in Mallorca and Rome
*

* Til' someone said: try
Dubrovnik
dear before you go home *

* 'Cause it's the
kind of a town *

* Where you'll be
likely to fall *

* And all the Toni Cognoscenti
find the Balkans a ball *

* You gotta ring them bells,
you gotta ring them bells *

* You gotta make 'em sing
and really ring them bells *

* It's such a happy thing
to hear 'em ting-a-ling *

* You gotta ring them bells

* And so she went to Dubruvnik
and the very first day *

* She met a guy on the beach
who took her reason away *

* Yes, it was love at
first sight *

* And quite a beautiful scene

* She said, my name is
Shirl Devore *

* He said, I'm Norm Saperstein

* She said, are you
from New York *

* He said, that
can't be denied *

* I've got a swell junior three
at number five Riverside *

(audience laughing)

Five?

Five Riverside Drive
in New York?

That's, that's where I live.

Five, are you sure?

* As if that wasn't enough

* For Shirley thought
she'd gone deaf *

* When he told her his
apartment there was 29 F *

(bells ringing)

(audience applauding)

* Yes, she was E, he was F,
and they had not even met *

* Until she traveled the
world to Yugoslavia yet *

* He'd always been
right next door *

* And she would never
have known *

* If she hadn't tried Dubrovnik,
she might still be alone *

* Well there's a

* Moral to learn from
little Shirley Devore *

* Who had to borrow a thou'
to find a lover next door *

* You girls who live
in apartments *

* Don't just stare at the wall

* Open up the door and
hurry out in the hall *

* And

* Oh ring them bells

* Come on, come on,
ring them bells *

* Make 'em sing, you'd
better ring them bells *

* It's such a happy thing
to hear 'em ting-a-ling *

* You gotta swing them,
ring them *

* Swing them

* Ring them bells

(audience applauding)

(audience applauding)

("Bye Bye Blackbird" by
Liza Minnelli)

(fingers snapping)

* Pack up all my care and woe

* Here I go swingin' low

* Bye, bye, black-bird
(audience applauding)

* Where somebody waits for me

* Sugar's sweet, so is she

* Bye, bye, blackbird
(audience applauding)

* No one here can

* Love or understand me

* Oh, what hard luck

* Stories they all hand me

* Make my bed and
light the light *

* I'll be home late tonight

* Blackbird, bye, bye

* Pack up all my care and woe

* Here I go swingin' low

* Bye, bye bye, bye, blackbird

* Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch

* Where somebody waits for me

* Sugar's sweet, so is he

* Bye, bye

* Bye, bye, blackbird

* Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch

* No one here can love or
understand me *

* Oh, what hard luck
stories they all hand me *

* Make my bed and
light the light *

* I'll be home late tonight,
blackbird *

(fingers snapping)

* Make my bed and
light the light *

* I'll be home late tonight

* Leave your perch and
take the sky *

* Too-da-loo, farewell, bye,
bye *

* Blackbird

* Go take a fly, oh
little blackbird, bye *

(audience applauding)

* Make my bed and
light the light *

* I'll be home late tonight

* Blackbird

* Bye, bye

(audience applauding)

(laughing)

Yeah.

Thank you.

(sighing)

You know one of the
hardest things to do

when you're doing
something like this,

is to find a new love
song to sing,

because almost always about
one of three different things.

Right, they're either the,
ah, the guy meets the girl,

or the guy loses the girl,

or the guy gets the girl.

Well, I found this song

and it isn't about any
of those three things.

This song is about two people

who have already
known each other

for quite a while.

("You've Let Yourself
Go" by Liza Minnelli)

* So we're alone again tonight

* I read a book, you
watch the fight *

* A stifled yawn, a
can of beer *

* What an enthralling
atmosphere *

* And yet the sight of
us this way *

* Helps me to say
what I must say *

* It helps me to think a
thought or two *

* To pass it right
along to you *

* And just for starters
you should know I think *

* You've let yourself go

(audience laughing)

* Down through the years
each sage repeats *

* Grass never grows on
busy streets *

* Which might explain
that balding spot *

* Were you a thinker,
which you're not *

* And where's that
slender youth I knew *

* I fear he's grown an
inch or two *

* Not up and down my
joy and pride *

* But more precisely
side to side *

* When at a party,
now and then *

* You tell the same old
jokes again *

* Or wear a
lampshade for a hat *

* Who could be
wittier than that *

* With one too many
you just might *

* Pick some unnecessary fight

* Though in the morning
with the sun *

* You can't remember
what you've done *

* If there's regret, it
doesn't show, you know *

* You've let yourself go

* You never care the
way you dress *

* You stay unshaven,
you look a mess *

* The smallest thing is
too much to do *

* I even hold the door for you

* And every rose
upon the shelf *

* Is one that I've
supplied myself *

* It's not the same,
I'm well aware *

* Yet I need to see them there

* I don't know why I
say it now *

* Why I don't hold my
tongue somehow *

* But I've this need to
tell it all *

* No matter where the
chips may fall *

* For as I sit and reminisce

* There are so many
things I miss *

* The reassurance of
your touch *

* The gentle smile that
said so much *

* You were my tender,
thoughtful beau *

* I couldn't hate you
if I tried *

* And I still want
you by my side *

* We'll lay things on the line

* Perhaps the fault is
really mine *

* And if it is,
please tell me so *

* A seed replanted
still can grow *

* Maybe that's all we
need to know *

* Come close to me and

* Let yourself

* Go

(audience applauding)

Thank you.

("My Mammy" by Liza Minnelli)

Ah.

* Everything seems lovely

* When you start to roam

(audience applauding)

* But here's what
you'll be sayin' *

* When you are far from home

* Mammy

* Mammy

* The sun shines east

* The sun shines west

* I know where the sun
shines best *

* Oh my Mammy

* My Mammy

* My heart strings a
tangle around *

* Alabammy

* I'm comin'

* Sorry that I made you wait

* I, I'm-ma-ma-comin'

* I hope and pray I'm
not too late *

* Oh my Mammy

* My little Mammy

* I'd walk a million miles

* For one of those smiles

* From Mammy

* Mammy

* Yeah, Mammy

* Woh-woh, the sun shines east

* The sun shines west

* But I know where the
sun shines best *

* Oh my Mammy

* My Mammy

* I'd walk a million miles

* For one of those smiles

* From my

* Mammy

(audience applauding)

("Cabaret Medley" by
Liza Minnelli)

* Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome *

* Fremde, etranger, stranger
(audience applauding)

* Gluklich zu sehen, je
suis enchante *

* Happy to see you

* Bleibe, reste, stay,
wir sagen *

* Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome *

* In Cabaret, au Cabaret

* To Cabaret

(audience applauding)

* How the world can change

* It can change like that

* Due to one little word

* Married

* See a palace rise

* From a two room flat

* Due to one little word

* Married

(singing in foreign language)

* For you wake one day

* Look around and say

* Somebody wonderful

* Married me

(fingers snapping)

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* Money makes the
world go around *

* The world go around,
the world go around *

* Money makes the go around
of that we're really sure *

(blowing raspberry)

* On being poor

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* When you haven't any
coal in the stove *

* And you freeze in the winter

* And you curse to the
wind at your fate *

* When you haven't any
shoes on your feet *

* Your coat's thin as paper

* And you look thirty
pounds underweight *

* When you go to get a
word of advice *

* From the fat little pastor

* He will tell you to
love evermore *

* But when hunger comes a
rap, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat *

* At the window, see our
love flies out the door *

(blowing raspberry)

* Money makes the
world go around *

* The world go around,
the world *

* Money makes the
world go around *

* The clinking
clanking sound of *

* Money-money, money-money,
money-money, money-money *

* Get a little, get a little,
money-money, money-money *

* A mark, a yen, a buck,
or a pound *

* A clinking clanking
clonking sound *

* Is all that makes the
world go around *

* It makes the world go around

(blowing raspberry)
(audience applauding)

* Money-money-money,
money-money-money *

* Maybe this time
(audience applauding)

* I'll be lucky

* Maybe this time, he'll stay

* Maybe this time

* For the first time

* Love won't hurry away

* He will hold me fast

* I'll be home at last

* Not a loser anymore

* Like the last time

* And the time before

* Everybody loves a winner

* So nobody loved me

* Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy

* That's what I long to be

* With all the odds

* Are in my favor

* Something's bound to begin

* It's got to happen,
happen sometime *

* Maybe this time I'll win

* 'Cause everybody

* Oh they love a winner

* So nobody loved me

* Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy

* That's what I long to be

* With all the odds

* Are in my favor

* Something's bound to begin

* It's got to happen,
happen sometime *

* Maybe this time

* Maybe this time

* I'll win

(audience applauding)

* What good is sitting

* Alone in your room
(audience applauding)

* Come hear the music play

* Life is a Cabaret, old chum

* Come to the Cabaret

* Put down the knitting

* The book and the broom

* It's time for a holiday

* Life is a Cabaret, old chum

* So come to the Cabaret

* Come taste the wine

* Come hear the band

* Come blow that horn,
start celebrating *

* Right this way, your
table's waiting *

* What good permitting
some prophet of doom *

* To wipe every smile away

* Life is a Cabaret, old chum

* So come to the Cabaret

* I used to have this
girlfriend known as Elsie *

* With whom I shared four
sordid rooms in Chelsea *

* She wasn't what you'd
call a blushing flower *

* As a matter of fact
she rented by the hour *

* The day she died the
neighbors came to snicker *

* Well, that's what comes from
too much pills and liquor *

* But when I saw her
laid out like a queen *

* She was the happiest
corpse I'd ever seen *

* I think of Elsie to
this very day *

* I remember how she'd
turn to me and say *

* What good is sitting
all alone in you room *

* Come hear the music play

* Life is a Cabaret, old chum

* Come to the Cabaret

* And as for me, a

* And as for me

* I made my mind up,
back in Chelsea, *

* When I go

* I'm going like Elsie

* Start by admitting
(audience applauding)

* From cradle to tomb

* It isn't that a long a stay

* Life is a Cabaret, old chum,

* It's only a Cabaret,
old chum *

* And I love

* A Cabaret

(audience applauding)
(crowd cheering)

(grand orchestral music)

(audience applauding)
(crowd cheering)