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Hey, did you follow me?

I mean, is that a bad thing? I can...

Leave if you want to.

I should have brought drinks.

Oh, my God. I'm going to need about a dozen more of those if I'm going to have

to endure another minute with Mr.

Charming. Oh, Derek.

Oh, God.

Don't tell me he put the moves on you. He's such a pervert.

No, Mark.

I haven't had the pleasure of dodging Derek's back rubs yet.

You poor thing.

I mean, at least he knows how to keep his hands to himself.

Yeah.

I swear, I'm an expert in tax brackets now. I know, I know. I asked him what he

did for fun and he said crunching numbers.

I'm like, why can't these guys get hobbies?

Right? Like, would having an interest or two kill you? Honestly, I think it

might.

So, uh...

How are you liking the job so far?

I mean, a job's a job.

It's better.

That's much better.

Why do we wear those stupid things anyway?

For the male gave.

Not really my thing.

I was wondering about that.

Well, even if I don't swing that way, it's impossible for me to escape.

If I showed up to events like this in an oversized t -shirt and shorts, no one

would take me seriously.

I don't know about that.

Trust me.

I mean, I think you'd look pretty cute dressed down.

You know, you seem like the...

Type of girl that looks pretty perfect right when she wakes up.

Oh.

Jumping the gun, aren't you?

I don't like to beat around the bush.

I can tell.

Is it a problem?

Everyone is right outside.

They could come stumbling in at any moment.

What are you proposing?

I don't know. You're the one that made the first move.

And the second?

I don't know if this is the right time.

Is it ever the right time?

Mark's probably out looking for me.

Yeah, he had Kyle cornered the minute you walked away. I'm sure they'll be

for quite a while.

Yeah, you're right.

Not that I don't want to.

It's just... Oh, it's okay. I'll be gentle.

You're really bold, aren't you?

I know what I want.

If anybody hears us...

You're gonna have to be quieter than that if you don't want anyone to hear

Maybe we should dim the lights.

That's more suspicious.

You really thought this whole thing through, haven't you?

No.

Not really.

Your turn.

Are you

sure?

Don't worry about them. Just be quiet.

You really can't stay quiet, can you?

I'm trying, really.

I mean, normally I like a vocal girl, but... Oh, you're enjoying this way too

much. You like watching me squirm, huh?

Maybe.

Well, is that a dare?

See who can be the quietest?

Not so much a dare as being a sussy.

I mean, now's the time to go back out to the party.

If I go down on you, do you think you can hold it together?

It'll be so quiet.

I'm not going to make it easy.

I don't expect you to.

You've raised the bar for sure.

I'm not gonna go easy on you now.

I don't expect you to.

I love that face.

Oh my god.

Yes ma 'am.

I'm sorry.

Oh yes, yes.