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Okay, last order of business. Our
magazine is being harassed. Has anyone
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of a feminist organization called Women
on Women?
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Oh, yeah. I checked out their
newsletter.
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It's not what you think. No lesbians.
Boo.
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They're threatening a boycott of blush.
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According to them, we promote bad body
image.
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Oh, that's ridiculous. We promote good
body image.
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Thanks to us and the do -gooders at
Maxim, more women than ever are ashamed
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being fat.
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I think what they're saying, Nina, is
that women are more than their bodies
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shouldn't have to be objectified.
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Chesty has a point.
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Maya, I'd like you to talk to these
people and try and get them off my back.
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Fine, I'll see what I can do, but as the
poet Adrian Rich once pointed out...
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Great. Meeting adjourned.
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I'm sorry I missed the meeting. I was
having coffee with my new buddy Jake and
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just lost track of time, you know?
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You weren't there?
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You see this kind of mocking? See, I
don't get that from my friend Jake. In
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fact, we were just talking about our
fathers, and it was so intense.
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It was so intense, we actually cried.
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If you had sex with this guy while
watching Cabaret, it would be less gay.
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You know, it is so sad that you can't
even conceive of two heterosexual men
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having a legitimate emotional
connection.
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I'm plenty sensitive with my guy
friends. The other day, Kevin fell over
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railing and bounced down two flights of
stairs. I tried really hard not to
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laugh.
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He broke some ribs.
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Maya Gallo? Yes.
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Naomi Bergson, Women on Women. Oh, my
God. It is such an honor to meet you. I
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saw you speak when I was at Columbia,
and it completely shaped the way I think
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about myself as a woman. Oh, I'm very
flattered.
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A little surprised, though, given you
work for Blush.
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Well, I guess back then I didn't see
myself working at a fashion magazine
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either, but... The money was good and a
gal's got to eat. Exactly.
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You're a whore.
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry to be so blunt, Maya, but
you've sacrificed your moral to peddle
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for a living. What does that sound like
to you?
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I do not think it's fair to say that I
peddle sex.
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Your lead article reads, sex, don't give
it away, make him pay for it.
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That title is ironic. It's not an
article about trading sex for money.
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about getting respect in the form of
dinner and gifts.
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Oh, my God, I'm a whore.
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Nice dining, my darling.
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You're so lucky to have found each
other. Oh, no.
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Every day I think about that chubby
little boy who shot an arrow into my
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Yeah, Cupid.
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No, it's Arthur Dinsdale.
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That little bastard nearly killed me.
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Sweet dreams, darling.
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I hope so. I've been having trouble
sleeping lately.
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I took six of these, but so far they
haven't...
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Hello, Nina.
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Vinny, I thought you were dead.
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I am dead.
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I'm visiting you from the afterworld.
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Dimethylhydrosulfazine. Isn't that an
elephant tranquilizer? They're very hard
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to find. I had to switch veterinarian.
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I see you still wear makeup to bed.
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And I see even God couldn't fix that
Mexican facelift of yours.
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Bitch. Lush.
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I miss you.
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I miss you, too.
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Anyway, I'm here because...
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I've seen the future, Nina.
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You're going to cheat on Simon.
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No, no, I would never.
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Yes, you will.
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It'll be with a tall man who'll be
carrying a box.
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You'll find him irresistible.
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No, I don't want to cheat on Simon. He's
the love of my life.
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I would never do anything to hurt him.
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I've seen the future, Nina.
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You will cheat on Simon.
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You will cheat...
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Why are you talking like that?
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Just look scared.
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My supervisor's watching.
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What's the matter?
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Uh, nothing, nothing. It was just a bad
dream.
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Oh, what about?
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Uh, well, we were at war with Poland and
Russia and
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Scandinavia, and it was awful. You
couldn't get vodka anywhere.
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But we were still on good terms with
Thailand and Jamaica, right?
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Thank God.
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So,
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how
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did it go with that woman from the
feminist group?
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She has a name, Naomi, and she's capable
of doing as much as you or any other
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man. I'm sorry you're so threatened by
that.
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Okay.
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So what did Naomi have to say?
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That they would be willing to call off
the boycott if Blush agreed to certain
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concessions. Like?
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They want you to devote an entire issue
to the negative body image in American
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women. All the models have to be plus
-sized. All the articles have to be
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problems like eating disorders.
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And this ties into orgasms how?
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It doesn't.
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Well, who the hell is this woman trying
to shove her crazy ideas down my throat?
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Actually, they were my ideas.
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What? Now she's turned my own daughter
against me. Oh, I haven't been turned
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against you.
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Are you wearing a button that says bash
blush?
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They had sweaters and caps, too.
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All right, that's it.
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You can tell your friend I'm not
changing a thing. And if I lose so much
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penny because of a boycott... I'm suing
her organization into the ground.
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Threatening is not going to make this go
away, Dad. They are a powerful, well
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-funded organization. You're going to
have to talk to her.
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Fine. But just so we're clear, Maya,
this is business.
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And as long as you're in their camp,
expect me to treat you as I would any
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ruthless foe.
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I'm just going to go grab some lunch.
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Wear a scarf. It's chilly.
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You have an advanced degree. You've
studied a lot of science. Answer me
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How many chickens do I need to kill to
get rid of a ghost?
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What are you talking about?
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My dead friend Vinnie visited me in a
dream and told me that I was going to
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cheat on Simon.
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Oh, Nina, come on.
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Ghosts? That was just your unconscious
working out some fears of commitment.
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Oh, Maya.
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You know how I wish I could live in your
fairytale world of unicorns and moon
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landings?
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But I'm afraid we grown -ups have to
grapple with a little thing called
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I'm just going to have to tell Simon
that a dead woman told me I would sleep
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with a tall man carrying a box.
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Hey, Nina, this came for you.
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I can't fight fate. Just get naked and
meet me in my office.
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Oh, my God.
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Make -A -Wish got my letter.
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Nina, get hold of yourself. You're in...
control of your destiny. You don't have
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to sleep with Kevin.
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Mom, pick up the phone.
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You'll never guess what just happened.
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Maybe you're right.
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See? You do have free will.
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No, it's been foretold.
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Somewhere out there is a man waiting for
me to accept his package.
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We are too in love.
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You shut up!
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Hey, is Elliot around?
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Uh, no. Sorry, man. He's not here. Would
you mind telling him Jake dropped by?
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Oh, you're Jake.
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You know why he mentioned me?
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Yeah, of course. You're the one he has
the deep emotional connection with.
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And that seems weird to you.
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Well, maybe I'm a little old -fashioned,
but I don't cry in front of another
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dude unless I'm trying to get out of a
speeding ticket.
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You're funny, you know that?
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But then we have to be funniest guys,
don't we? I mean, no one wants to hear
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about it when we're vulnerable or
frightened.
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I bet your whole life you always had to
be the funniest guy around.
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My father never hugged me.
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Hey,
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Finch, it's my dad. Don't you say, Dad.
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Just a second.
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Hey, Pumpkin, what's up?
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I was just wondering how you and Naomi
were getting along.
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We're still feeling each other out.
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Hey, Jake call?
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Nope. You mentioned we might go to the
Knicks game last night when I called, he
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was out.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't know anything
about that.
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Is that a Knicks program?
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Oh, my God, it is. That's weird.
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Hey, well, off to work with you.
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Those models aren't going to shoot
themselves.
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Until their late 20s, anyhow.
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This was from last night's game.
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You went out with Jake, didn't you?
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Fine. He gets me, okay?
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He understands my shadow side. Is that a
crime? He's my friend.
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Well, when you called last night, he had
no problem letting the machine pick it
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up.
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You were at his place?
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Oh, yeah.
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Just stay away from him, Finch, all
right? I met him first. You find your
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friends. Fine.
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I got all the guy friends I need,
anyhow.
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Hey, Kevin.
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How you doing, buddy? You feeling all
right through fifth ball? Well, good
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My left arm keeps flipping out of the
socket, and I keep seeing these weird
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lights. Yackety -yack. I didn't ask for
your life story, dude.
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Oh, good morning, dear.
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How are you this morning?
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Oh, just fine. And you?
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Are you upset about something?
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I find it difficult to understand why,
under the circumstances, you would sleep
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with my father. I mean, doesn't that
compromise your position?
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Why? Are you suggesting that just
because I'm a woman, having sex would
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my stand?
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Well, no, but... If you want to know the
truth, I think we made some key
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breakthroughs this morning in the
shower.
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Oh, there you are.
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Good morning.
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Pookie. You're the pookie. Oh, no, I'm
not. I hate to interrupt, but can we get
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down to business?
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Strawberry, my dear.
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That's as sweet as you are. Try it.
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Oh,
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my God. If one of you picks up a banana,
I'm just going to shoot myself.
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Can we focus here?
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Now, we would like Blush to devote an
entire issue to negative body image in
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women. I'll give you one feature and a
plus -size model on the cover.
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That is insulting. We will not even
dignify that with a response.
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We'll take it.
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What? Seems like a fair compromise.
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So, I'll see you at dinner.
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Pick you up at eight.
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I can't believe you would sleep with
Naomi just to get her off your back.
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I happen to find her a very interesting
and attractive woman.
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She may fall for... your act, but not
me.
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You've still got a fight ahead of you,
mister. I will not back down.
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You still coming to dinner on Friday?
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Yes, and I will bring the green beans
with the crunchies on top.
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Hello, Simon.
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Hello, love.
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Why the long face?
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Well, I'm afraid that I have something
rather difficult to tell you.
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There's another man.
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Who is he?
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I don't know yet.
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He'll be carrying a box when we meet, so
he could be anything from a pizza man
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to a pallbearer.
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Nina, who's been putting this nonsense
into your head?
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Some daft psychic or some crazy tarot
card reader?
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No, a dead friend came to me in a dream.
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Oh, my God, that is serious.
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I'm so glad you understand.
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Do I?
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Mama Cass has been haunting my dreams
for years.
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You tell one joke while someone's
walking down a ham sandwich, they stay
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at you forever.
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Simon, I am so sorry. I mean, I have no
idea why I would ever cheat on you. I
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swear it is the furthest thing from my
mind. Well, who was this friend who came
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to you? I mean, what was she like?
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Oh, well, Vinnie was... was vain,
selfish.
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spiteful, vindictive, competitive.
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God, she was impossible not to love.
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Wait a minute, Nina.
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If Binnie was all those things while she
was alive, the odds are she's still all
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those things now that she's dead.
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Really? Oh, absolutely.
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Studies show that people grow very
little emotionally once they're
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Maybe.
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She didn't see the future. Maybe she
just doesn't want to see you happy.
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Maybe you're right. I mean, she could
never stand it when I had a boyfriend
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then she went crazy when I started
dating her husband.
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There you are. You see, it's really
nothing after all.
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Oh, Simon, thank you, thank you, thank
you.
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You were always so wise about these
things.
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Well, I have been declared clinically
dead four times, so I'm a bit of an
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expert.
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You know why football is the best sport?
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Because it demands more than skill.
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It demands strategy.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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You know what else marries hand -eye
coordination with strategic planning?
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Knitting a sweater.
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Once again, thanks for hooking me up.
Nah, you're lucky I had a mannequin on
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your side.
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Listen, I'm going to go sign us up for
the dartboard, all right? All right.
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Hey, you know why Dad loved to throw
darts?
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He loved to throw a lot of things.
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Hey, Finch.
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Elliot!
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What are you doing here?
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I came to get a beer. Why? What's up?
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Hey, Finch.
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You would not believe... Oh, hey,
Elliot.
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Hello, Jake.
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Thought you had a rock climbing class
tonight.
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You know what? That's actually tomorrow
night. I made a mistake.
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Sure you did.
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Let's not make a scene here. I would
like I'd give you the satisfaction.
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Guys, what's going on here? Why are you
acting this way? Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe because I thought we were buddies.
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Special buddies. But apparently, oh,
you'll be buddies with any guy who comes
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along.
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He likes me more. It's no big deal.
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I don't like you more. You don't?
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What is this, some game to you?
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Guys, can't we just all be friends?
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So what? You want us both at the same
time? Oh, yeah, you'd like that,
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you? That'd be real nice.
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Okay, you guys are freaking me out. You
know, things were great until you came
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along. You can't see me happy. Oh, I'm
out of here. No, no, wait, wait, don't,
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don't, don't go, don't go. Hey, that
sweater's dry clean only.
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Hey, dude.
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What happened? Were we just fighting
over a guy?
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I don't know.
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I mean, maybe, you know, as men, we're
so uncomfortable with sharing our
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feelings that, you know, when a guy
really listens and cares, we just...
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how starved we are for it, you know?
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Well, maybe we could be there for each
other more.
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When I wake up and find hair on my
pillow, I cry.
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Every Christmas I get drunk and I wash
my grandma.
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I'm going to go. Yeah, let's not mention
this again.
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Boycott Blush.
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Blush magazine contributes to the
negative body image of American women.
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Big is beautiful.
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And what size are you, honey?
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Well, I'm a two, but I recently porked
up from a zero.
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Maya, let's stop.
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It's freezing and no one cares.
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Hey, Michelle.
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We've got to stay and fight.
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My kid has a guy and he's helping us
out.
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I'm just waiting for my mom to pick me
up.
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We're going to buy pants.
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You want to come?
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Sure.
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Okay, fine. Go ahead. I'll just do it
myself because this is important.
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How's the protest going?
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Oh, is that supposed to be funny because
I'm here all by myself?
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I had 30 -plus -sized girls here before
Krispy Kreme opened.
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Maya, I agreed to a cover story, and it
was good enough for Naomi. Because you
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seduced her.
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Come on. She's an intelligent,
independent woman. Do you honestly think
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change her? Well, you've done it before.
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To who?
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To me. Before I came to Bluss, I was
radical and poor and pissed off.
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And now I have this good job and nice
clothes and some money, and I'm...
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Happy? Yes!
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What kind of monster are you?
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Maya, I think you've got this idea that
being angry makes someone deep, and it's
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just not true.
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It's not a crime to be happy.
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I just want to feel like I make a
difference. You do.
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You're decent, thoughtful, and honest.
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And your example has influenced all of
us.
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Me, best of all.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I mean, look at Naomi.
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Because of you, I'm starting to get
interested in more mature women. Women
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substance. Good for you.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, back again, huh?
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What, you couldn't get into Warhol's
parties up there either?
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I have seen the future.
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All right, cut the crap. You haven't
seen anything.
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You're just being your normal, spiteful,
bitchy self.
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Well, I was bored.
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Death sucks.
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When are you coming?
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Oh, Ben.
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Look, I can understand why you're
jealous of me and Simon. I mean, God, it
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be lonely up there all by yourself.
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By myself?
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That's a laugh, you condescending slut.
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You know who I'm dating now?
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Jim Morrison.
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00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,890
No. Come on, baby. Let's get out of
here.
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You got the fat version.
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