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Now I'm

Howdy, folks. Welcome to the stand -about lot.

It's always nice to see new faces.

I'll be the driver while you're here. You can call me the beaver. So, this is

our big weekend, pal.

All we have to do is sit back and relax.

Oh, I think you'd better do a little more than that.

Don't you, Sandy?

Yeah.

Hey, these trains run pretty regular around here, don't they? You know, we

another couple coming up.

Yeah, I thought they were supposed to be 60s, but don't worry, the train's

running all the time, and I'll run back and forth to them and see what I can do.

What'd you have to bring that up for, Frank?

You know, I'd almost managed to forget that you invited that wimp Randall to go

along with us.

What'd you invite him for in the first place?

Now, just simmer down, Dwayne, all right? He's not that bad.

Yeah, I guess I just kind of took some pity on him, all right? Not that bad,

huh? You know, ever since he got promoted out of the stockroom, he's been

to impress us.

The guy's just a born loser.

I'm not so sure. Now, he told me he's going to be bringing up this world

lady this weekend, okay?

And that we're not going to believe it.

Oh, yeah, I'm not going to believe it. I'm not going to believe it till I see

it. You can take the boy out of the stockroom, but you can't take the

out of the boy.

Give him a break. He hasn't even gotten here. You're already crucifying him.

Ah, to hell with that. Come on, let's keep going. Let's start our weekend.

Yeah, really.

I'll head back to the train station and wait for the other train. You all find

your way and have fun.

And if you didn't, just leave it to the beaver.

You got it, bud. Take it easy.

Bye -bye.

This looks great.

Doesn't it? Yeah, I love it. It's about time we made it.

Where is she?

I know I told her it was the train.

The guys will never believe me. They'll just think I couldn't get a date.

I

thought

your friend said you'd be with a woman.

She's going to be on the next train.

I know she will.

There's something about this country air.

It just does something for me.

I think I'm going to go try and find Dwight and go for a hike.

Is that all the air does for you?

It does a lot more for me.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Why don't you turn it on and see?

Oh, shit.

Maybe I won't go up to that height.

let me

Hey, B, is there a phone around here?

I know she's going to be on the next train, but I want to make sure anyway,

know? Sure, there's a phone right down the hallway, right next to your friend's

room, but you can say hello first.

Is there another phone? I want to make the call right away, you know what I

mean?

Oh, man, there's a phone right here.

Good. Nothing's happened to it.

Nothing at all.

Beautiful country out here. Oh, you'll enjoy yourself.

Have a good time.

Ah, rain.

There, you see? No answer.

That means she's definitely left and caught the next train.

Hurry now, don't miss her. All right, this is the last time I'm going down

there. Okay.

It's not as if it's my fault, you know.

God, I gotta fuck this. Yeah,

I'll fuck you. What did you do? I went cocky.

Oh,

man.

Okay?

I'm sorry I think I love you.

Okay, I love you too.

Goodbye then.

What was that all about?

Never mind.

You know, it's getting a little hot in here. Why don't we all go inside?

Look at what I found.

What do you think?

I think it's all the same.

Make me.

Listen to this. The chirping of the birds, the smell of the manure.

I love this country life.

Way to do this more often.

Every time I try to get you to go someplace, you're always too busy.

to work.

Yeah, I know, but it's a great idea.

There's the guy I want to see.

Hey, Beaver.

Howdy, folks.

What happened to my little friend?

Oh, the person I picked up at the train station. I brought him back here to the

ranch.

See?

Yeah.

Well, what about his, uh...

curvaceous girlfriend.

What does she look like?

She was alone.

Alone with him. He was supposed to be on the next train, he said.

See?

So where is he?

I told him the room you were in and he hadn't seen hide or hair of him.

Well, let's go hunt the little sucker down.

I got something to say to him. See you later.

Bye.

I just can't face those guys.

At least not until Sarah gets here.

I can't believe that gutless little creep didn't show.

Now just wait till I get back to the office. He'll never be able to show his

face there again.

You better start showing me something pretty soon or I don't want to see your

face or anything else for that matter.

Oh.

I think I know what you mean.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That was fun.

It sure is hard to hike in high heels.

Yeah, it was.

Frank, you and your country air.

You go hiking all day with Dwayne, now you're too tired for the real reason I

came up here.

I'll show you.

Yeah, I feel too tired.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

My head.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

you possibly still be there?

I thought something had happened to you.

I'm sorry, honey. I don't know how I could let it happen again.

Yeah, I thought this was going to be fun, you know?

Sure, we'll have a great time when I get there.

Well, okay.

Let me leave you the number here. It's 712 -8769.

Sure, just let me get on the phone and call and see.

When the first train's leaving, okay?

Fine. See you when I get there.

Okay, okay.

Do you want to make your phone call?

What call?

The one about making your train.

Well, I can do that later.

Oh.

Please, don't stop.

So all that.

So all that.

Honey, what are you doing?

Oh, boy.

It's this fresh mountain air. I'm all invigorated.

I feel like finding Frank and exploring this place a little bit, you know? Where

are you going?

I don't know. I'll just go and take a look around.

Maybe, you know, split some logs, kill some rabbits or something.

I'll take you with me, but...

No problem.

Look what I found.

A squirrel.

So this is the one our guys have been for nasty too.

I think he's kind of cute.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Why not?

After all, those characters haven't paid any attention to us whatsoever.

I know.

Let's jump out.

I can't believe this is happening.

Oh boy, I can't wait.

What were you guys talking about?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Talk to you.

I love

you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

packed ready to go and i'll be there at 3 30.

let me tell you where i think you ought to put those suitcases