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You're over here jerking off our thwop, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Finally looking forward to the ice cream.

That's gonna be great. The dessert is so nice.

Now honey, are you sure you don't want to come with us to get smashed? No, I'm

okay. You gotta be honest. Come on.

It's gonna be a great thwop family moment for us all.

Yeah, I agree. It'll be a good time.

No. I had a headache.

Come on, it'd be fun.

Come on.

No,

I just don't want to be a dead meat downer. Just go, have fun, come back,

me all about it. And then we can bond after.

We'll make it quick.

Bye!

Watch me.

Swap mom.

You missed not much yummy ice cream. Swap mom.

Where you at?

Where is she?

Swap mom.

Where is she? Honey. Swap mom.

Are those her clothes?

The heck?

That's a little weird. Yeah.

We should go look for her.

Yeah. Maybe she's in the shower.

I'll go check over there. We'll check the bedroom? Yeah.

Yeah. Honey!

Hello!

What's going on?

Where is she?

Hey, honey!

Hey, look.

No, she wasn't in any of the bedrooms. Yeah, she wasn't in the bedroom either.

It's weird.

It is weird.

Well, why would she just take off her clothes?

Maybe she just changed and went to the store. Yeah?

Maybe. Yeah.

What if she got kidnapped?

Oh, my God, that's kidnap. Oh, no. Oh, my God. She did not get kidnapped.

Oh, my God. She did not get kidnapped. Oh, my God.

Calm down. Okay, before everyone goes nuts, just everyone just shut up and

chill out. Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Let's go. Just

down on the couch because she'll be back soon. So we're not going to jump to

those conclusions.

We're just going to watch TV and she'll be home.

All right.

All right, kids. Sit down. Calm down, okay?

A little weird.

Alright, that's, uh... Ah, I thought you were late. Are we? Yeah, I thought so.

Don't worry. It's alright.

We'll be home soon.

It's fine. She's always different.

She's fine.

We'll be home soon, alright?

That actor was in a movie that just came out recently.

Yeah, I can't remember the one. I don't know what you're talking about.

We watched it a couple of weeks ago. Right, right, right.

He's a good actor.

Yeah. That was in a movie.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get some water.

Okay.

Hmm?

Oh my God, what are you guys doing?

No way.

What is going on?

I don't have any explanation for this.

And it looks like we really can't step back from this. So this is a really

weird first impression.

How about if you just fuck me and we can forget all about this or

I'll leave the swap.

What?

Yeah?

Yeah? Okay. Yeah?

Oh my God.

Yeah,

definitely.

So good.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

How do you feel over there?

She is amazing.

She is fucking amazing.

Thank you.

Can we do that?

Thank you.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Holy shit.

Hey, smart guy.

You think maybe you want to switch a little bit?

Look at this.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

oh my god

You want to turn the fucking on?

Hold on.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

There we go.

There we go, baby.

It's a flop mom again.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're going to bend them over?

Yeah, let's do it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Give me that cup.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Yes, goodbye.

That's good.

We're the perfect spot family. The perfect spot family.