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I'm bored, Dad.

Why'd you be bored?

We got all this stuff around here, all kinds of things. Oh, wait, the cable's

down. Yeah, we're not getting any channels right now.

Oh, well, yeah, I'm bored, too.

It's rainy, and I want to do some games. When does Mom come home?

I don't know. I don't think she's getting home until 7.

So it's time to go home.

Oh, I know.

She got a game somewhere.

You guys want to try that? Oh, I love board games.

Are you interested?

Oh, you're interested.

Let's see what the instructions are. Just shut up, you're always a duffy down

here. It's a taboo game.

Oh, Jesus.

Here, you guys figure this out.

Does anyone know how to play this?

Oh my god,

buzzers, buzzers, buzzers!

this thing doesn't even talk about buzzers in the instructions it says

you go five cards down and then so we've got card

yeah that card yeah so you roll the dice and then whatever number comes up

that's how many cards you count down and then you do whatever the card says if

i'm reading this right yeah but i think it just says throw one day that was just

the one yeah okay we don't want to be counting you know A dozen cards down,

end up going through the whole deck here.

So how do you actually win?

Oh, good question. Me.

It says whoever draws the Taboo Fuckfest card wins.

Fuckfest card?

What is that?

I have no idea.

It doesn't say.

Okay, so I go first, right? Because I'm the girl.

I guess we just have to play it and see what happens.

Okay. You always go first, though. No, no, no.

You didn't even want to play two seconds ago, so.

Oh, come on. I need to go first.

Come on, really? Let's just go.

Yeah. Girl, play first. That's okay.

Okay.

Uh -oh. You fucked up. You fucked up. Oh, what?

Because we're only supposed to throw one die.

Oh, only one? Yeah, pick whatever you want. So then I can get six.

Okay. Oh, okay.

See you then.

Turn to the player on my right and

kiss them passionately for eight seconds.

Oh, I'm sorry. 30 seconds, guys.

That's my brother, Dad.

It's just a game. Don't worry about it.

I like it when we do stuff as a family.

It didn't say you had to enjoy it that much.

Okay, okay. That was 30 seconds. I mean, that's 30 seconds.

What?

He gets six, I get one.

Go figure. There's something Freudian in there.

Turn to the

player on your left, ask them to move their shirt, and kiss their nipples for

seconds.

I'm not doing that.

It's just a game, man. Come on. It's not going to bother you.

You need a little wussy?

Get a wussy out of the game?

Okay, get your shirt off.

That's not like you haven't seen her naked before.

You guys have been naked a little bit all the time.

Of course you were a little bit.

Bob, this is kind of weird.

Yeah.

Does that lace feel good?

I can't take it off.

I guess that would qualify as a kind of yeah.

Okay.

Oh,

it's my turn now.

Okay.

Okay.

Ew. It's still better than me.

I got the taboo fuck best card. See it? Read it every week, guys. Read it every

week. I'm the winner. I'm the winner.

But I was supposed to win.

I'm sorry.

I'll stack them better next time.

So what does it say? Like, what do you win?

Good thing that since I have drawn the taboo fuck best card, I am the winner of

the game, and I can fuck the other player of my choice.

You ain't fucking me, Dad.

You've been looking awfully... No, I'm just kidding.

I guess since Mom's not here, it's going to have to be you.

April, my dear.

Honey.

Is that, like, okay, Dad?

Well, it's a game.

It's a game.

You know your mom got it at Walmart, so it's got to be okay, right? Is she

running, like, Spencer's or something?

Or some pawn shop.

You're kind of my dad.

Well, it's just a game. It's a family game.

I think you're playing this with people that aren't blood.

Or people that you really want to play with.

Mom always said you should finish where you started.

Yeah. Sounds like a plan. And I guess being a winner, you deserve it.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

This game sucks.

Whatever.

Okay,

whatever.

Oh,

I have no doubt.

He stares at me all the time.

Yeah, I have no doubt there either.

He actually stares at his mom a lot too.

So, well, we do have to do our duties here.

That's right. I am the winner. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Daddy,

your coffee's kind of cold.

Well,

just be careful.

Have you been putting your boyfriend in your mouth?

That was not a real convincing no

This is obviously not the first time you've done this.

I'm a good cocksucker, aren't I, Daddy? Yeah, you're wonderful.

Oh, damn.

I'll tell you what, let's do this.

And then, I'll let you do

your thing.

Should I get on it, Daddy? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

honey.

Oh, damn, that's good.

Oh.

Oh, I love this.

I'll never play Monopoly again. This is the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Can Mommy do this, Daddy? Oh, not in a long time.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so deep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh! Oh my god!

Oh my god, who? What's it, Jeremy?

It's Derek.

Oh, he's so dreamy. I know.

And then, like, I was like, so he asked me for a pencil, and then I said, like,

so it's like we got into conversation, and I asked him to sit with me at lunch.

Yeah, that was like, I was like, oh my god, I felt like such a little cool kid.

Yeah. But he actually made me fail Miss Levin's test.

Yeah, she she gave me detention, but I don't think they called so

All right, I'm pissed.

Um, what's up?

Who is smoking these cigarettes?

I want to know whose cigarettes. I know it was one of you two.

It's not me.

It was one of you two.

It had to be one of you two. Come on out. Stevie, shut up. Stop lying. It was

totally you. I do not smoke.

I found them in your room. I know it's one of you two.

How would I ever get a date with Jeremy if my breath stinks?

I don't know, but, you know, Jeremy smokes.

I'm not smoking. No, maybe I just kind of smoked to be cool. And I want to know

who did it.

It wasn't me.

April? I swear to God, Dad, they're not mine.

They're not.

One of you two is lying.

Dad, they're not mine. This cannot go on. We talked about this all over again.

All we have to do is impress this guy that smokes cigarettes.

No.

Stevie, are these your look at me and tell me truth?

But they're not mine.

April? Dad, I swear to God, they're not mine. Look at me straight and tell me

that.

April?

April? Dad!

April? Fine, okay, they're mine.

I'm disappointed.

Stevie, go to your room.

Bitch.

You did it. Don't be calling her a bitch. You did it. You think she should

the blame for something you did? That would not be fair, would it?

We've talked about this so many times.

And I've caught you so many times.

You know, I can't let this slide. You can't get away with this. There's going

have to be a penalty here.

A penalty?

Yes, ma 'am.

This is not acceptable for so many reasons.

What are you doing?

I'm too old for this.

Oh, no.

This is just not acceptable.

Oh, Dad, no, please.

How do I think about it?

I just realized you don't have any panties on. That's even worse.

I can't believe you don't even have panties on.

You have no panties. People can see your pussy.

Okay, this is really bad. I'm going to have to go to extreme punishment this

time.

What shall I do?

Extreme. You know, we've talked about this before. Here, right down here on

knees on the floor.

You know the rules.

Dad.

That's the rules.

And no panties. I can't believe it.

Daddy, I don't like this. It's a straight punishment.

I'm sorry, but that's what it is. You did it, not me.

little too late now.

You're going to put cigarettes in your mouth.

You're going to have to expect daddy's cock in your mouth.

too late for that

not hesitate to do this again if I catch you again.

Okay, Daddy.

Okay, baby.

Alright,

get back to your room.

Your mother will call you for supper.

What? Come on, sis, you need to take a shower.

Come on. Um, no, I'm busy.

I'm gonna be late for school. I fucking need to do this now. Come on, I gotta

shower.

Um, well, y 'all can wait, because I'm not done.

Shut down. I'm not gonna fucking wait.

I need to fucking take a shower. I just can't have to be there all day.

What are you doing, Boogerhead?

I need to fucking shower. I'm gonna be late for school.

I still have a session to do.

I'm sorry it took you fucking years.

Whatever. I'm gonna take a shower.

Okay.

Nothing, Lucius.

You're smoking my cock.

So if I am.

Hold on a sec.

Close my, close your mouth.

And what if I do?

But I'm your sister.

How many of my blood?

I think that's what matters most.

Well, you're the one looking at it.

Well, if I play with it, do you promise not to tell Mom and Dad?

That's a lot bigger than my boyfriend.

No, he's just a boy.

See, you keep staring at me like I'm walking around.

No shirt.

You might be a booger head, but you're a booger head with a nice cock.

Good chance, I guess.

Look at your head with a nice top.

I'm a little surprised.

Turning away a little shit.

I'm not telling you.

Go ahead and tell me, little brat. I'm gonna be late for school.

You're not coming.

If I play with your cock, you're definitely playing with my cunt.

All right, little brat.

You could

be

doing so many better things with that mouth and annoying me all the time

You stay there.

Mom wants us to clean the garage.

Oh my God, don't remind me.

Derek is waiting on me. He wants me to come out and meet him.

So you think that maybe... No way.

I have a date with Jeremy tonight.

Remember we were going to go see that movie and get pizza?

Oh my God, you're right. Please, just clean the garage. It won't take that

Just clean the garage for me.

It will though. It's been so long.

I'm older.

Like, you should be doing the cleaning for me. Come on.

That's a no.

Come on, please just do it for me.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Flip a coin?

No.

Truth or dare?

You know what? Yeah.

We can do that.

Okay. Okay.

So.

Who dare?

Dare.

I dare you to make out with Ricky for like 15 seconds.

Ew.

That's my brother.

That's our brother.

You want to go see Jeremy?

Okay.

Ricky!

What's up?

I can tell you something.

What?

Whoa.

Oh my god.

You are not kissing Ricky right now.

You're a brother kisser.

Oh my god.

I bet you can't beat that.

Oh my god, that was disgusting.

I'm going to the movie tonight, and you're cleaning the garage.

I don't know.

Oh my god!

I will!

I will!

I will!

So gross.

I have no idea what's happening.

You think I'm lying?

Okay, I dare you to do that.

Hey Ricky, how's it been going?

Okay.

Play on the phone.

Okay.

What the fuck is going on? Nothing. I'm not cleaning the fucking garage.

I have a date tonight.

Why are you taking my pants off?

Come along with me, okay?

Come on.

Oh, my God.

No way.

Oh, gross. April.

I

can't believe it.

You're a brother sucker.

I mean, I'm a brother kisser.

Yeah, but... Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Don't do that. Don't do that.

This is giving me a hard time.

When you're my sister.

Just play along with it, Ricky. Come on.

Oh, this is so gross.

Oh my god.

I

can't

believe I'm related to you.

You better get to cleaning.

I have a date tonight.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've seen it all.

Oh, fuck you guys. Oh, my God. You're so gross.

That's just tricky.

So good.

Sister, come over here.

Oh, my God. Come in your mouth. No.

Come on. I'm doing you a big favor.

up today. Come on, man.

You're welcome. Thank you.

You did kind of help me out there.

Thanks.

You know, I just thought of something.

Why the hell didn't Mom ask you to clean the garage?

I'm the favorite.

Get out of my room, booger head.

Take your clothes with you.

Okay.

He might be a booger head, but boy can he fuck.