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Real lovemaking.

Real forgetfulness.

Sleep Center.

Hey. Hey. I left the water running for you. Did you? Well, why don't you come

back in here? Oh. I actually have a 9 .30 and I'm late, so.

Okay, maybe tonight.

John, that's not sexy.

Why don't you try some spontaneity?

Yeah, the spontaneity's really...

working out for us.

Hey, honey.

You must be with a client.

So, I didn't really want to leave this message in your voicemail,

but I have some excellent news.

I made partner.

It's not up this morning.

Okay, well, I just wanted to share that with you.

I guess I'll see you later tonight.

Thanks, Darren.

Look at that.

So you finally made a partner, huh?

Yeah, I found out this month.

About time, huh?

I mean, you've been here longer than I have. I made a partner two years ago.

Yeah, well, you know, some things take time, and...

Either way, buddy.

Congratulations. Good for you.

For real.

Good job.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear about you getting taken off the Wilson case.

You know, I think that I'm just a better trial attorney.

I mean, not better, just, you know. Listen, I didn't get taken off the

case. I'm just excusing myself for private reasons.

Hey, how's your hot life?

Well, good job again, man. Congratulations.

Really, it's about time, man.

You know, can't all be young forever.

Tell your wife to say hi, all right?

I absolutely agree.

I love you

Now you want to keep on staring at me, don't you?

Cheers.

Oh.

Let me suck your cup.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Do you like it when everything's like this in here? Yeah.

Come on.

Bye.

Oh.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Let's go.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

I love you.

I was wondering, when am I going to get to meet your parents?

Or when do I meet your parents? Well, we're having dinner tonight at 7. I

come pick you up.

That sounds good.

But what about your parents? I mean, what are they like?

I mean, I saw those pictures the other day when we snuck home during lunch

period. Yeah,

they're really good looking.

Just like you.

Uh, well, my mom is actually my stepmom.

Really? Yeah, my real mom left, you know, when I was like one.

She just, I don't know, one day up and left.

Hmm. Well, what's your stepmom like?

She's pretty cool, actually. She has an event planning business.

It's doing fairly well, you know. She has some ads in some big magazines and

stuff like that.

Hmm. My dad, he's a little awkward.

He's a lawyer.

I think intellectual property or something like that. I really don't know

he specializes in.

Truth be told, I gravitate more towards my mom.

We just have more in common.

Well, I mean, my parents split up, too.

My dad actually has a whole other family in Chicago.

It's like my mom and I don't even exist anymore.

Yeah, sometimes I think my parents are too tired for that.

You know, it's like, oh, we just put in a guest house and a gazebo and a

sunroof. We couldn't possibly split up.

Wait, did they really say that?

Well, no, but I'm sure my mom thinks that I can tell.

We'll be different.

John, let me ask you a question.

What? Sorry?

I was just wondering what kind of law you specialize in.

Oh.

Entertainment, though.

In fact, it's just me and partner.

Yes, right, honey. I'm sorry. I got your message, but I was with a client.

About time, right, Dad?

Well, you know.

It really is.

I mean, speaking of partner.

I worked with this amazing couple today.

Two gay gentlemen.

So fabulous. And they own this awesome tea shop down the corner.

Fusion, right? You know it. That's right. Yeah, actually, I went past it

Right? So adorable. And the library of tea.

It's amazing.

They've kept it going. Everyone loves it.

Oh, that's great. Yeah.

Congratulations on making a partner.

Oh, thank you. I think it's really cool.

That's right. Yeah, she picked it out.

You're a fan of lilac.

Hey. Where are you going?

Oh, one of my clients had to move our appointment to tonight. She's going out

town. Our event's in two weeks, so we need to finalize details now.

Okay. I was looking for my purse.

I think it was in the foyer.

Don't wait up. I have no idea how long this one will take.

As long as you want.

See the brand new one, not anything partner.

Oh. Yeah.

Quite the office.

Right? I mean, it's not as big as mine, but, you know, I don't think anything on

his end is as big as mine.

You want one, baby?

Sure.

Oh, that's his basket, huh?

Wait, I think I sent those.

Interesting. Hmm.

Huh.

Nice.

Dirty desk.

Did he say hi to you for me?

No, he didn't. Was he supposed to?

Yeah. Oh.

I should say hi to your hot wife.

You're terrible.

You're fabulous.

I believe I

gave you specific instructions.

You were very specific.

So I guess this... Little cat girl is in a bit of trouble.

Apparently so.

Well, I'll take whatever punishment I deserve.

I told you not to wear panties for a certain reason.

You're wearing a pretty little dress.

After all, we are in the office.

What if somebody comes in?

That's it. That's it. Keep it covered up with anything.

Keep

that

quiet, quiet.

Oh.

Just peeking out from your dress.

What if I accidentally forget them?

You absolutely forget them.

Here.

Your husband will think you left a nice little gift for him. Oh, he's so dumb.

Oh, my God.

That's nice.

Oh, I am demigod. Just looking on the cliff.

Yeah. Is that what you want to film? Yeah.

Oh, jeez.

What?

Just the tip.

Just a bit.

Just like that.

Yeah. You want to tease me? All the way down.

All the way.

Oh, my God. So wet. I like teasing you.

Your husband's new office.

Oh, yeah.

So different.

Oh, my God.

So good what?

So good what?

So good it's sliding in like that.

Jesus, right there.

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.

Are you stroking that big cock for me?

Oh, God.

Yes.

Yes

God.

God, you're driving me crazy.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Next time I tell you not to wear panties, what are you gonna do?

I'm not wearing any fucking panties.

Oh, Jesus God, yes, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my

god,

look at it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck you, fuck you. Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Go on.

Go on.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God. Why are you just driving at me like that? You're a real fucking man.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

Fuck, baby. Oh shit.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

They're right there.

oh god

oh yes

oh my god yes yes

yes

yes

Oh Jesus.

Oh Jesus.

Oh god.

God damn.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck

you.

Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Holy

shit.

Jesus.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yeah, please.

Fuck yeah.

Take it.

Wow,

wow, wow.

Holy shit. Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God, baby.

Right there.

Right there.

Here it comes.

Give me.

Give me. Give me. Give me.

You mess with this fucking office.

Right there, right there. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

God.

Oh, Jesus, it's so deep.

Right there.

Shit, yes. Here it comes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Holy shit.

Oh, wow.

Because you get so tight when you crunch. Oh, my God.

Oh,

that

feels so good.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Damn it. Fuck you.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

My husband.

You smell wonderful.

Those flowers smell wonderful.

Mr. Barrett, you're so sexy.

Tell me more about copyright, please.

Well, in 1989, the U .S. enacted the Burn

Convention Implementation Act, which made copyright automatic.

John.

John. Yeah, what?

You're masturbating in your sleep.

I'm not.

Oh, God.

I'm late. Don't you need to be at the office?

Uh, I'm working from home today. I gotta make some phone calls.

Besides, I wasn't masturbating. And if I was, so what?

You're creepy.

Well, I think it's an alternator, but also, what do I know

about cars, right?

So, uh, I'm sorry about that. Oh, I know it's not your fault.

I just wish I would have picked a better place to, like, go think off my sex.

Like, my bedroom.

It's all right. I called my mom, and she'll call me back in a minute. But,

don't know. I guess she's finishing up at the client or something right now.

Okay. Uh, well, what about, like, roadside assistance?

Don't even worry about it. My mom will come.

She'll take care of everything.

Um, okay.

Speed of the devil.

Hey, Mom.

Uh, yeah, so Libby and I are, uh, broken down on the side of the road.

Yeah, right by, uh, Red Creek Road. You know, by the hiking trail entrance.

Yeah, well, no, Mom, uh, I don't know if you know, but I have half days for the

rest of the year.

Yeah, yeah, all my credits are taken care of. Yeah,

look, anyway, just, um, could you come pick us up?

And, and then, uh, oh.

Okay, so the auto shop will come pick up the car?

And you'll come by and pick us up right now? That's great.

That's great. Thank you. Thank you.

Okay. All right, well, we'll see you soon, gorgeous.

No, stop it.

Stop. Come on. You're the one who's gorgeous.

All right.

All right, well, I love you too, Mom.

All right, we'll see you soon.

Bye -bye.

Just so you know, it's super creepy the way that you talk to your mom.

What are you talking about? I was just handling the car situation.

Yeah, but I... I don't feel like most guys talk that way.

That's right, and you are the authority on how most guys talk to their mothers,

right?

No, I'm not saying that.

It's just... It's kind of weird.

Especially, like, the way that she was... Looking at you last night and

you, it just doesn't seem right.

Babe, what are you insinuating?

Nothing. I'm not.

I was just... Let's just drop it.

No, I kind of feel like you're disrespecting my mother, and I've got to

honest with you, that doesn't fly with me, Libby.

What?

Look, I come from a good family, okay? And I understand it's something that you

can't relate to.

Okay, okay, let's be real. You come from a poor, working -class family. You

know, your father left when you were young, and you and your mother didn't

really have much of a relationship because, you know, she was too busy

I get it. You don't understand. I get it.

You know what? You are a classist asshole.

Fuck you, and why don't you go run off to Kentucky and marry your mom, huh?

What? Wait, Libby, what are you doing?

I'm just going to call my friends and have them pick me up from the trail.

Josh.

Libby, where are you going?

What's the matter, Anthem?

Your car's gonna be fine. It should be fixed by next week.

Yeah, I know.

It's not that girl Libby, is it?

I mean, why would she get a ride with someone else?

I don't know.

We... I had an argument.

About... Well, about you.

She thinks our relationship is weird.

You listen to me.

That Libby is a no -good little mutt. I knew it from the moment she walked in my

front door.

Mom, come on. She's alright.

She's just... I don't know, jealous?

She just thinks it's weird that I call you gorgeous and beautiful and all that

stuff.

That's not weird.

I mean, I think it's kind of sweet.

I don't get it. I mean, it's true. Like, let's face it. You're a hot mom, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty psyched about that. You know, like, if you were ugly, that

would totally suck.

Yeah.

And you're so handsome.

I mean, I think Libby Jin.

So good.

oh jesus

oh my god

Mmm.

Oh my god.

Wow. Uh -huh. Yes.

Oh,

my

God.

Wow.

Yes, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

I'm so like that.

Wow.

Oh, my.

Yes.

Okay, nice.

Mm -hmm.

Wow.

Right there.

Yes, yes. Like that, just like that. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes. Right there.

Oh my God.

This is how you imagine fucking me.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

Oh my.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's fucking hot. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's fucking hot.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh my God.

Holy smokes, Josh.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh Jesus.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Jesus.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes.

I'll take video.

Come in.

Oh, Libby. Hi, Mr. Barron.

I think I left my iPad up there in Josh's room.

Oh, yeah.

Head up there. Grab it. Okay.

It was nice to see you again.

Oh, you found it. Great.

Yes, it was nice seeing you again, too.

I hope I didn't bother you.

Work. It'll always be there. It's not going anywhere.

So, I hope we're going to see you again at dinner with Josh soon.

I don't know about that. I don't think it's going to work out with us.

Oh.

Sorry to hear that.

Here, have a seat. You want to talk about it?

Maybe he'll figure out what went wrong.

I don't know.

You know Josh.

He's a little insensitive.

And, well, he just insulted me really bad. And it's not the first time either.

Okay, what did he do?

like, working class and poor, and even though that is basically true, it's,

like, he said it like it was really gross, and I don't know. You know Josh.

He can just be a brat sometimes.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah.

And then, like, the other night with him and Mrs. Barron, it was like no one

else even existed.

And you even announced that you made partner, and that didn't even matter.

Mr. Barron, I just, I don't know how it's going to work out with me and Josh.

Well, I'll say that it'll probably work out fine.

You just got to give it time.

And, you know, Josh is actually, you know, he's a good kid, deep down.

He's just, how should I say?

He's just a little self -absorbed in the way that, you know,

self -indulgent, self -entitled, white, 18 -year -old

boys are.

That makes sense, I guess.

But a man, on the other hand, I'd treat you in a totally

different way.

Probably, yeah. I think it's a little more mature.

Majority is good.

It comes from experience.

Lots of experience.

You like experience?

Do you?

I like new experience.

Oh my god, it's so fucking good.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Just fucking do it

Thank you.

Amen.

That was a nice fit.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Sean? Libby?

Josh? What the?

Susan.