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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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You seem, I don't know, tense.
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No, no. No. I'm not tense.
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Here you are, hons.
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Tuna salad for the lady,
and eggs for the mister,
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fresh from the chicken's tush.
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Dolly, what the hell is this?
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You know
I don't like my eggs like this.
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I mean, look at them.
They're runny, they're wet.
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They're like Venice!
Venice?
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Italy. It's a wet city in Italy!
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Martin...
I know where Venice is!
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Wasn't that
a little unnecessary?
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Dolly, I'm... I'm sorry.
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Martin, you are out of control.
What... what's been going on?
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Nothing.
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These things happen.
Please, don't worry about it.
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I'm not worried.
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This doesn't usually...
You don't have to explain.
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The failure was somewhere
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in miles of wire
or hundreds of instruments.
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It's just that...
It's really, really okay.
Really.
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If he does come,
would it make any difference?
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It might make
all the difference.
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Maybe we'll just hold each other
till you're ready.
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Be fixed by Monday.
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Martin, what is it?
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Jude.
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Do you remember what happened
that time in Nantucket?
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You got a fishhook
caught in your foot.
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Are you okay?
Did you get a tetanus shot?
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No, no! D...
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Do you remember
the other thing that happened?
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Martin, I know
it must be difficult,
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but it happens to all men.
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Has it ever happened to Richard?
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Well, most men.
But that's not the point.
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The point is, it happens once,
then you get back on the horse.
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It happened more than once.
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What?
It happened more than once!
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Wow.
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I've never been
with a guy where this
has actually happened.
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You must be mortified.
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Well, it's not really...
Oh, now, come on.
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This is like every guy's
worst nightmare, right?
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No, no. No.
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For worst,
this would have happened
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in front of a studio audience.
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I'm so glad I'm a woman.
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They all miss now and then.
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Yeah, but with this guy,
it's always now.
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Hit 'em again! Hit 'em again!
Harder! Harder!
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Anything?
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No.
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We've got spirit! Yes, we do!
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We've got spirit! How about you?
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Nothing?
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Not yet.
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I think
you should talk to someone.
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You mean, like...
A therapist.
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Forget it!
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Believe me, this problem
is not in my head.
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Oh, well, then where is it?
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In the pants.
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Obviously, something has...
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Caused injury to an organ
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that medical science
cannot comprehend.
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Something has gone wrong
somewhere, somehow.
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But it's my problem,
and I should be able to fix it.
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Martin, there's a new guy
at the center.
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He's supposed to be terrific.
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Look, it can't hurt
to talk to him.
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Thank you. I'll be fine.
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Really.
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I will!
Okay, okay.
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Well, I gotta get going.
Richard's coming home for lunch.
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But you just had lunch.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I gotta go.
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Bye.
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Doc, I'd like to set up
an appointment in your office.
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Okay. The sooner the better.
Why don't you come in
tomorrow morning at 10:00?
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Doc, there's... there's
really nothing wrong with me.
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You know, one,
two sessions, that's it.
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I'm out of here.
Yeah.
Martin, why don't we start
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by you're telling me
why you're here.
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It's none of your business.
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It's kind of embarrassing.
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But, uh, recently...
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Uh, you mind if I smoke?
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Well.
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Actually, yeah.
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Yeah, I do.
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I see. That's interesting.
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What do we think that's about?
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I don't know. I just, uh...
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don't like the smoke.
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Yeah.
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Would it bother you
if I had just one,
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over there,
with the window open?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think it would.
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Really?
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Did either of
your parents smoke?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I just don't like
the smell of it on my clothes,
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and... and sometimes
it makes me cough.
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Listen, can we talk about
what I came here to talk about?
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Absolutely.
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Next session.
We have to stop now.
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What?
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Has any of this been...
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useful?
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Martin, everything is useful.
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This is therapy.
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How does it work,
this psychotherapy business?
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Is there a discount
if I do all the talking?
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Hey, this babe
ain't a bad-looker.
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She reminds me of a tomato
I used to know over in Queens.
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Thanks.
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You...
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You okay?
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You sure?
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You're not okay?
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Ca... Can you breathe?
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Oh, my God.
You... You can't breathe.
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You're choking.
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She's choking!
She's... she's choking!
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Does anyone here know
the Heimlich maneuver? Huh?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Now are you gonna do
something about it?
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I've never done this before.
I mean, uh...
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Where's that fucking poster
when you need it?
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What? Wh... Oh. Sorry. I'm sorry.
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Okay. Okay, here we go.
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Look, make like a fist.
Fist. Tight.
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That's it.
Now you give him the old one...
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two, three!
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It's okay. You're okay.
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You can let go of me now.
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Right, right. Sorry.
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I am so embarrassed.
I'm so embarrassed.
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I don't know
why I'm so embarrassed.
I mean, I was choking.
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It's not like
something I chose to do
and later regretted.
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I'm gonna go now.
You did a nice thing.
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Well, I was sort of responsible.
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You know,
I mean giving you the sour ball.
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That's true.
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Uh...
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What are you waiting for?
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If you'd like to join me,
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I was gonna grab
a bite of dinner, I mean...
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Well, I...
I don't know. I...
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we'll stick to soft foods.
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You know, pudding,
mashed potatoes,
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maybe a little creamed corn.
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Something intravenous?
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Okay.
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Martin, when did you first begin
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to experience
this performance problem?
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I guess it started
about two months ago.
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And can you think of anything
of significance
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that happened two months ago?
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I don't know.
I got a really bad haircut.
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My ex-wife got remarried.
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And that was very traumatic?
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No, no, no. It grew back.
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No, no. I meant...
Oh, oh, the marriage.
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How... how did that
make you feel?
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Uh...
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I guess
it was a little unsettling.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, perhaps you're afraid
of getting hurt again,
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and this recent dysfunction
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is your mind's way
of protecting you.
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I don't think so.
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I see.
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Why does that possibility
bother you so match?
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What do you mean?
What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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You said "match."
Why does it
bother me so "match."
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No, I said "much."
It sounded like "match."
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No, that's silly.
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Why would I say "match"?
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Maybe you had a need
not to hear me.
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Hey, why are we
fixating on that?
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Tell me about
this woman you met.
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Well, I met her last week,
and, I don't know.
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It feels different.
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It feels really different.
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We've gone out three times
since we've met.
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Well, this is a breakthrough.
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I know. I know.
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I don't know.
Maybe I'm setting myself up.
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What do you think?
What do you think?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you tell me
about him, Elaine.
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Well...
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he's just not like other guys.
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He seems so gentle,
so sensitive.
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I wanted to rip
her clothes off with my teeth.
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But obviously,
because of my recent, uh,
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situation,
I'm taking things very slowly.
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Three dates,
and all he's done is kiss me.
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It's so romantic.
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She probably thinks I'm gay.
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Where did you meet him?
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Right here in therapy.
In the waiting room.
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You know,
the first thing I thought was,
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"Oh, God.
What's wrong with her?"
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But then I thought,
"Hey, I'm in therapy,
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and there's really
nothing wrong with me."
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It's always been
the same pattern.
I meet a guy.
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I think he's really nice,
we start to go out,
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then the minute
I have sex with him,
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I'm filled
with this uncontrollable rage.
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Well, couldn't it possibly
be different this time?
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It could be. I hope so.
But that's what I said
about Larry.
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And then I stabbed him
17 times with my comb.
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She probably just has a fear
of heights or something.
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He needed 112 stitches.
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Elaine, sometimes it seems
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as though
things will never change.
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But we've done
a lot of work since Larry.
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Now, maybe it's time
you give yourself
another chance.
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Maybe.
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'Cause it sure
feels right with Martin.
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Martin?
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He's funny,
he's a wonderful father.
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Martin?
He's really cute.
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He's a little short, but...
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What does he do?
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He's a book editor.
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What's his last name?
Tupper.
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Wait a minute.
That's your last name.
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Huh. Isn't that interesting?
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Did I know that?
What do you think that's about?
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I don't know.
What do you think it's about?
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We were really
cooking today, huh?
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Thanks again.
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Judith!
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Martin. How's it going?
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Great. Great.
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You know,
we figured out I'm afraid
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someone's gonna hurt me
as much as you did.
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Oh! Good.
Listen.
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Uh, can you take Jeremy tonight?
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I've... I've got
kind of a big date.
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Sure.
I met somebody.
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Really?
Well, I got a staff meeting.
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You know,
if you wait just a minute,
she'll be out of the bathroom.
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You can meet her too.
Oh, no!
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Well, all right.
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I'm sorry. I just, uh...
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00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,585
Have a good time.
259
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,125
You said "big date."
Like, how big?
260
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,259
Big, big, big.
261
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,595
I'm hoping.
262
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,631
What about your, uh, problem?
263
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,633
Well...
264
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,704
I think it's gonna be
different with her, you know.
265
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,073
She's not like the other women
I've gone out with.
266
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,848
Maybe you should
consider not doing this.
267
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,649
Why?
Why?
268
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,686
Uh, maybe it's too soon for you.
269
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,222
But you were the one who said
I should get back on the horse.
270
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,024
I did. Right.
271
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:48,127
But, you know, you have to pick
your horse very carefully.
272
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,529
Oh.
273
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,197
You're not jealous, are you?
274
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,001
I think I know
what's going on here.
275
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,137
You do?
You're jealous.
276
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,606
I am not jealous.
Oh, really?
277
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,574
Then...
Then what's this all about?
278
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,842
Hmm?
279
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,315
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude.
280
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,652
I understand
what you're going through.
281
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,587
Mm.
I know how you feel about me.
282
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:18,391
But the day you got married,
that part of our
relationship ended.
283
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,828
You've got to let go.
284
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,398
Thank you.
285
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,069
You know me so well.
286
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,138
What was I supposed to tell him?
287
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,007
Do I tell his that
he's about to go to bed
288
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,843
with a borderline schizophrenic
who's put seven people
in the hospital?
289
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,380
Or do I protect
my patient's confidentiality
290
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,449
and just wait and see
what happens?
291
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,484
I mean, who knows?
Maybe she's worked through it.
292
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,653
Maybe...
Maybe it won't happen again.
293
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,356
On the other hand,
maybe they'll find him
in the morning
294
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,990
with a mascara brush
through his heart.
295
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,160
Oh,
and you should have seen him.
296
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,929
He was so excited.
297
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,299
How could I tell him
that if he gets it up,
she could do him in?
298
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,701
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
299
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,037
What should I do?
300
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,708
I don't know, Judith.
What do you think you should do?
301
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,944
Oh, shut up, Herb!
302
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,320
Oh. Oh, yes.
303
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,989
Oh. Oh.
304
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,525
That's it. Oh!
305
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,895
Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh, God.
306
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,797
Yes!
307
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,069
That was really
great for me too.
308
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,470
Oh, God.
309
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,739
Can I get you a towel
or something?
310
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,942
Come here.
311
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,587
I'm really glad
you didn't choke to death
on that sour ball.
312
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,655
Really?
313
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,065
What?
314
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,866
I'm a little scared.
315
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,469
Oh, yeah. Me too.
316
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,005
You are? That is so sexy.
317
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,038
Yeah?
318
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,278
But if you don't want to...
319
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,780
I've gotta do it...
320
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,850
for you,
for all the boys like my son.
321
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,485
I want to.
322
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,160
Big, big, big.
323
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,129
Just a little bit harder.
324
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,332
What are you thinking?
325
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,239
How great your hair smells.
326
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,864
Hello?
Martin, hi. It's Judith.
327
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,400
What. What?
328
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,535
Do you remember
the name of the woman in Florida
329
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,504
who made those
seashell tissue boxes?
330
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,040
I... No. Why?
331
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,941
Well, Christmas is coming.
332
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,342
In six months!
333
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,312
So, how's it going?
334
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,783
You really can't stand it,
can you?
335
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,551
Look, I know
this is hard for you,
336
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,520
but you've got to let me
get on with my life.
337
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,188
Now, I'll talk to you
in the morning.
338
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,489
Good night.
339
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,294
My ex-wife.
340
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,897
I hate her already.
341
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,236
Where were we?
342
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,388
Just, uh...
343
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,959
Sorry.
344
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,065
Yes?
Martin, I've gotta
tell you something.
345
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,535
No. Please, don't do this.
Have some pride!
346
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,004
But...
Good night, Judith.
347
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,375
Better?
348
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,311
Better.
349
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:45,859
Big, big, big.
350
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,030
What a frightful boner.
351
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,841
It's in my pocket.
It's there and loaded.
352
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,178
Only I don't know whether
I have the courage to use it.
353
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,211
What?
354
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,882
I shall be your courage.
355
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,983
Come.
356
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,189
Martin?
Yes?
357
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,658
Whatever happens,
I want you to know,
this has been wonderful.
358
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,328
Okay.
Let's do it.
359
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,268
Oh, yes!
360
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,337
Uh...
361
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,041
Whoa.
362
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,377
Maybe I could
help you with that.
363
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,846
Get out of my way!
Ow! Ow! Oh!
364
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,688
Hi, this is Martin.
365
00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:49,722
You know what to do.
366
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:58,298
Oh, God! Oh!
367
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,101
Oh! Oh!
368
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,377
He's coming,
just like he said he would.
369
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,644
Yes!
370
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,213
He did it!
371
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,024
Well...
372
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,258
that was worth the wait.
373
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,020
You feel like some pistachios?
374
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,690
Maybe a little fruit?
375
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,660
Sweetie? Honey?
376
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,395
What are you doing
with that nail file?
377
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,131
Huh?
You gonna file my nails?
378
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:06,733
Run!
379
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,504
Elaine! Elaine!
380
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,540
Elaine, drop it! Drop it now!
381
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,009
Huh? Oh, my God!
382
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,545
Oh, God! It happened again.
383
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,246
Dr. Tupper,
what are you doing here?
384
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,781
Just one of many questions.
385
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,150
I know, I know.
It's wrong for me to be here.
386
00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,853
But you are here!
It's as if you knew.
387
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,556
You're like, Super therapist.
388
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,991
Well...
Let's call some
psychiatric board and tell them.
389
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,426
Maybe they'll give you an award.
390
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,230
Elaine,
I think you should go home,
391
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,232
and we'll discuss this
in the morning.
392
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,668
Okay. Okay.
393
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,239
Oh! Martin, I am so sorry.
394
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,577
I guess I wasn't ready.
395
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,312
I guess not.
396
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,784
Up until the last part,
397
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,619
I had a really
good time tonight.
398
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,521
Right. Okay.
399
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,323
Well, you take care of yourself.
400
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,097
I just had sex with Sybil!
She tried to kill me!
401
00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:13,199
Why? Why did she try to kill me?
402
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,567
She has a lot of issues.
403
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,236
I'll say!
And you knew, didn't you?
404
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:17,470
You see?
405
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,606
The things
you never know about women.
406
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,841
The little secrets
they hold out on you.
407
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,311
I'm sorry! God, I am so sorry.
408
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:29,282
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm okay.
409
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,650
It's...
410
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,153
I'm just glad it's over.
411
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,622
For you, maybe.
412
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,558
I'm gonna be hearing
about this every Wednesday
413
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,593
for the next three years.
414
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,362
Really? Good.
415
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,068
I guess the good thing about
this whole incident is that
416
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,502
it puts everything
in perspective.
417
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,137
All this time,
I was worried about
418
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,872
getting hurt in a relationship.
419
00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,841
It never occurred to me
I could have been killed.
420
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,679
And how do you feel about that?
I feel good.
421
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:03,483
A little shaken, but, uh, good.
422
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,553
Go on.
423
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,722
Well, I guess
the most important thing is
424
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,391
I'm over my, uh, problem.
425
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,993
That's right. Completely cured.
426
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:16,896
And I think that means
you and I are done here.
427
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,199
Well, if that's
how you feel about it.
428
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,235
But I want you to know,
I've learned a lot.
429
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,237
You have to learn
to take chances.
430
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,239
Each night
when you close your eyes,
431
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,108
you take a chance
on never opening them again.
432
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,611
Think about that
and it gives you courage
to take other chances.
433
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,015
Each day is too good
to waste being afraid.
434
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:37,984
And I've gained
a whole new respect for therapy.
435
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,255
Dr. Klein?
436
00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:48,795
Dr. Klein?
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