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A child's world
is his own sacred domain,
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and his privacy must
at all times be respected.
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You snooper!
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Youth.
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I think we have
a small problem on our hands.
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Or we'll send him
to boarding school.
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One of those ones with nuns
or armed guards or both.
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Martin, I am sure there's
a better way to handle this.
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Let me go!
Quit it! Let me go!
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Well, yeah, maybe.
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All we have to do
is talk to him.
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You're right. You're right.
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So when he gets home
from school, you and I
can go in there...
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You can do it.
I can?
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Well, we don't want to look
like we're ganging up on him.
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But why me?
Well, you found it.
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That... that's a great reason.
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Look...
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What if you talk to him
and I just nod?
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You know, firmly.
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With... with my arms crossed.
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Judith, come on.
What am I supposed to say?
What am I gonna tell him?
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I don't know
how to do this, Judith.
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Please.
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Well, we could ask
Richard about it.
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I mean,
he does have the drug clinic,
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and he did write
that best-selling book.
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I'd rather die.
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Never mind.
I'll think of something.
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Excuse me.
I couldn't help but overhear.
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Maybe that's because you were
listening on the intercom.
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Right, so I couldn't help
but overhear.
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You want my advice?
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Buy the kid a pony.
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A pony?
No, no. Don't. Don't. Don't.
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My friend Mary Elizabeth
always wanted a pony,
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but her parents
wouldn't spring for one.
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By the time she was 16,
she was smoking so much dope,
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Panama named a highway
after her.
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They caught her
in a hot Maserati,
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sent her up
for a couple of years.
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Now she's got a file
with the FBI
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and a tattoo on her butt
that says "Marge."
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Toby, why are you
telling us this?
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Because I think
you still have time!
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Consider the pony.
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Thank you, Toby.
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I don't know
why we don't come to her first.
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Now, Jeremy...
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I know we've always said
that your room
is your private place.
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And believe me,
I would never intentionally
go looking through your stuff.
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Oh, God. You found it.
Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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Now, what have you got
to say for yourself? Hmm?
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Um...
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I only read it for the articles?
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What?
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No, Jeremy!
I'm talking about this.
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Now, what...
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What are you...
what are you doing with this?
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Nothing.
I mean, Bobby gave it to me.
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Oh. Hmm. Bobby.
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They say he smuggles gems,
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opium, all sorts of things.
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Dad, I'm sorry.
Sorry's not gonna cut it.
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I want you
to look me in the eye,
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and I want you
to answer me honestly.
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Have you ever smoked pot?
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No! I wasn't gonna smoke it.
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I just have it.
Yeah.
Well, now you don't have it.
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And you are never ever
to play with Bobby again.
Do you understand me?
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But, Dad...
No buts, young man.
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I mean, you know what to do
when someone offers you drugs.
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Just say no.
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Good for you.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Dad, did you ever smoke pot?
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If I tell ya, son,
it's gonna ruin your day.
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Yes.
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Yes, but not for many,
many years.
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Hmm.
Did you do it more than once?
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Yes. Uh, more than once.
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Well, like how many times?
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50 million.
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A figure
to stagger the imagination.
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Jeremy, that's not the point.
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We're not discussing
my history here.
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Well, how come
if you used to smoke pot,
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then I'm not allowed to try it?
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Do I have to answer?
Well, this is very important.
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Because I'm the dad
and I say so.
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What?
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All right. I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean
to pull the dad thing on you.
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Uh...
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Let's just talk
about this like friends.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Was it fun?
Go to your room!
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I told ya it'd ruin your day.
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It was so easy
when he was little, you know?
The issues were black and white.
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Don't play with matches.
Don't stick your tongue
in the socket.
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Don't date sisters
on the same night.
Yeah.
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Well, you were always
more advanced than most kids.
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So, how'd you end it with him?
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I sent him to his room.
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I know. I know.
But he was grilling me.
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You really are a dad, aren't ya?
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Not just a dad, my dad.
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You know, I could practically
feel my hairline receding,
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and I had a sudden urge
to complain about the Knicks.
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Yeah. It's easier being a kid.
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At least you know
who the enemy is.
No kidding.
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I just kept picturing dad
with this giant martini glass
in his hand,
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lecturing me
on the dangers of reefer.
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My father always gave me
the "in my day" speech.
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I was gonna do that,
but in my day
I was smoking dope with you.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Remember when you
and Cheryl Castorini
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smoked that Thai stick
at the prom,
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and she was freaked out
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and thought
the Moon was attacking you?
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Marco! Marco, stop it!
Make it stop!
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God. That was a long time ago.
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Yeah.
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I can't remember much, but...
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I was very happy.
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A long time.
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Where'd he get it?
His friend Bobby.
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Kid does nice work.
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Not as good as I used to...
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Yeah. Right.
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Okay. That's it.
Let's just throw it away.
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Hold it! Hold it!
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Here. Smell it.
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What does it remind you of?
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Days gone by.
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Jeannie Dillon's basement.
Yeah.
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Yeah, that old pool table
with the orange felt, right?
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Santana on the 8-track.
Yes! And your house.
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Remember this sound?
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"Boys, what are you
doing in there?"
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"Studying, Dad."
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And you'd start pulling
at that stuck window.
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And you would fan the smoke out
with the closet door.
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And spray Right Guard
everywhere, right?
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I used to go through
three cans a month.
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My parents probably thought
I had a glandular problem.
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And you would always worry
what would happen if you died
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and they found your stash.
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Yeah, but your thing
was always the cops.
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Remember that time
we spent 45 minutes
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hiding from the meter maid?
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Oh, God.
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Man, those sure
were some great times.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
Let's fire it up.
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No, no, no.
Oh, come on, man.
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We haven't gotten high in,
what, like, 15 years?
It'll be fun.
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All the cool kids are doing it.
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Okay. Enough.
Let's just throw it away.
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What? What? Are you chicken?
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Give me that! Give me that.
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I'm warning you.
What are you doing
with that match?
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Don't you light that up in here!
Do you hear me?
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You forgot to say "young man."
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Do you want a hit?
No.
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Good for you.
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Ah, come on.
You know you want to.
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I don't.
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I don't.
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I don't know how much longer
I can hold out.
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No! No. I can't.
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I can't...
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see the harm in one little hit.
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Let's have ourselves
a high old time!
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Good shit.
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The brain remains wide awake
and alert in all its functions,
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but all muscular activity
of the body ceases.
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Is this stuff stronger
than it used to be?
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Yeah.
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The stuff did have
a real big kick.
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You're stoned!
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No, I'm not.
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You don't exist, you know.
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Yeah, I'm stoned.
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Eddie, Eddie.
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Did you ever think about how...
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What?
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What?
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You must prepare yourself
for delirium,
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hallucinations, almost anything.
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I'm on television.
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I'm on television.
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My flesh feels like glass
still hot from the furnace.
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Ow! Ow. Oh! Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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My body is weightless.
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I can move with no effort,
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as if I were bodiless.
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I fell all the way down.
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So, you wanna do something?
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Nah.
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Hungry!
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Come on, man!
You're not catching it.
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I'll get it.
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Martin.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Hello?
Hi. It's me.
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Oh. Judith.
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Hi.
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So, how are you?
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I, um...
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You're still pretty high.
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I'm normal.
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Normal?
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You know, like, fine.
Like, uh, normally fine.
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Well, I just called to see
how things went with Jeremy.
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Who? Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Well, we had...
uh, we had a good talk.
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And, uh, it was
a little tough, but, uh...
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I think he understands
where we're coming from.
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Oh. Well... well, good.
And you're okay?
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Uh...
Martin.
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Martin.
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Martin.
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This isn't really a good time.
Can we talk later?
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Yeah. Sure. I just...
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Hey.
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You're an asshole.
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Beef with broccoli.
Kung pao chicken.
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Uh, garlic shrimp.
Beef with broccoli!
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Beef with broccoli!
Beef with broccoli!
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Three beef with broccoli.
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And appetizers. Get appetizers.
Uh, and egg rolls.
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You can always get more.
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Two orders.
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Get more.
Four orders.
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And, uh, extra mustard.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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We did it.
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Wow. That was fast.
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Who is it?
Hi, Dad. It's me.
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The party's over.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Uh, no, no, no.
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Come on up. Get... get... get...
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Oh, shit. The window!
Get... get...
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Get the deodorant!
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Where is it?
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Got it.
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00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,426
What?
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Hi, Dad.
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00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,670
Something wrong with the door?
No. It works just fine.
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I thought you were staying,
at Franklin's.
258
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:21,307
Oh, I am. I just came up
to pick up my Game Boy.
259
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,742
Oh. Go right ahead.
260
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,980
It smells funny in here.
261
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,715
No, no. I don't think so.
I don't smell anything.
262
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,152
Yeah, yeah. It smells like...
263
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,353
school.
264
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,326
I think we're okay.
265
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,462
You got any gum?
No.
266
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,297
Just one stick.
Shh!
267
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,465
Hey, Dad.
268
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,567
Have you seen
my Tetris cartridge?
269
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,569
Uh, no. No, no.
270
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,471
I'm sure I left it around
here somewhere.
271
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,672
Mm.
272
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,722
What's there?
273
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,124
If I tell ya, son,
it's gonna ruin your day.
274
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,460
What's where?
There.
275
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,602
Oh.
276
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,637
Jeremy.
277
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,648
Dad, I'm not gonna yell at you.
278
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,619
I just want you to know
279
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,490
I am really,
really disappointed.
280
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,865
Boy, he's good.
281
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,567
Uh, Jeremy.
282
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,678
Morning!
Morning, Toby.
283
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,947
What? No flowers?
Flowers? Why?
284
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,949
What'd you get me? Candy?
285
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,851
Toby, what are you
talking about?
286
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,287
Oh, come on, Mr. Sly Guy.
You know.
287
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,623
It's Secretary's Day!
288
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:20,994
Oh, my God. Toby, I'm sorry.
289
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,495
Okay? I... I forgot.
290
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,099
You can't fool me.
Where'd you hide it?
291
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,068
Toby, really.
There's no gift, okay?
292
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,036
I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you.
293
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:33,039
I can't believe this.
You forgot Secretary's Day?
294
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,974
Tomorrow I'll take you out
to lunch, okay?
295
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,509
Some place nice.
296
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:40,180
Tomorrow's not Secretary's Day.
Tomorrow's just Tuesday.
297
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,781
What kind of boss are you?
298
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:45,585
I remember every single birthday
of every member of your family,
299
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,188
and you can't even remember
one lousy day!
300
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,789
Okay. I'm sorry. I forgot.
301
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,592
I'm just... I'm not myself today.
302
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,661
I'm a disgrace and a discredit.
303
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,799
Look.
304
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,334
Take the rest of the morning off
305
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,771
and buy yourself something nice.
306
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,407
And have a nice Secretary's Day.
307
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,642
It's not the same.
308
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,246
Okay.
309
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,484
Thank you.
310
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,361
Zita? Let's go.
He fell for it again!
311
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,033
Meet the Possum family.
312
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,005
This is Mr. Possum.
He's the daddy.
313
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:42,208
Dad, I had you investigated.
314
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,412
Mr. Possum is driving
his steamroller to work.
315
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,647
Mr. Possum is very strong,
316
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,583
but he also
317
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,352
cooks and cleans
318
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,254
and takes care of the children.
319
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,321
Dad.
320
00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:59,993
You need help.
Maybe a psychiatrist.
321
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,430
And here are the children,
Timmy and Tammy.
322
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,865
They like to run and play,
323
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:08,668
but do all of their homework.
324
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,637
Dad, in heaven's name, why?
325
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,972
The Possum family was happy.
326
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,608
Happy, happy, happy.
327
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,010
Until one day,
328
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,447
Mr. Possum did
a terrible, terrible thing.
329
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,984
And when Sheriff Badger
left the house,
330
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:29,122
the Possum children were very,
very, very disappointed
331
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,423
in their father.
332
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,560
And Mr. Possum knew
that what he had done
333
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,030
was very, very, very bad.
334
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,332
Yes. Yes. Go on. Go on.
335
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:43,503
Well, so, Mr. Possum knew
that what he had to do
336
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,238
was make it all better
337
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,308
to win back the love
of his children.
338
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,076
Yes!
339
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,313
Exactly! Great! It's great.
340
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,082
So he came to the door,
341
00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:59,052
and he opened the door,
342
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,354
and there were his children
343
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,323
looking up at him.
344
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,496
What did he do?
345
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,332
What did he say?
You know, how...
how did he make it better?
346
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,203
He didn't have to say anything.
347
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,140
The children just understood.
348
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,511
They what?
349
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,447
They just understood.
350
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,617
Oh.
351
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,754
Oh!
352
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,489
They just understood.
353
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,391
Do you have any children,
Miss Tittlewood?
354
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,728
Hmm? Do you?
Have you ever even met a child?
Have you?
355
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,130
Well, I... well...
356
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:46,566
These obviously
weren't teenage possums!
357
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,969
I have a book about
three bumblebees on a trip...
358
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,971
Get the fuck out of my office!
359
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,513
What are you looking at?
360
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,048
You.
361
00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:03,683
You are lost.
362
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,819
But maybe not too late
to save boy.
363
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,257
Hey, mister. Hey, mister.
364
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,427
This was a great idea, Dad.
Can I go now?
365
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,563
What? Don't you want to swing?
366
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,431
I don't think
you're the sort of person
367
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,101
you want me
playing with anymore.
368
00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,202
Jeremy, sit down.
369
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,972
I'll sit, but I won't swing.
370
00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:27,140
That's up to you.
371
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,745
Okay, look.
372
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:32,946
About yesterday...
373
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,549
I'm sorry.
Sorry's not gonna cut it!
374
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,185
This isn't going to be
as simple as I thought.
375
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,722
Okay, look, I screwed up,
I'm a jerk, a schmuck.
376
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,759
Whatever you wanna call me.
Try hypocrite.
377
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,261
We are most cruelly hurt
by those we love.
378
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,163
You know what,
I used to call my dad that.
379
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,866
But I'll tell you something
he never told me.
380
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,068
You're right.
I know.
381
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,140
Oops. Caught you swinging.
382
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,446
So, was it fun?
383
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,417
That's not the point.
Fine!
384
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,918
All right.
385
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,787
All right. It was fun.
But it was dumb.
386
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,488
If it was dumb,
then why'd you do it?
387
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,290
Because I remembered
doing it as a kid,
388
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,659
you know, and I wanted
to feel like a kid again.
389
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,561
Why did you do it
when you were a kid?
390
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,396
Because I thought
it was cool, you know?
391
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:26,900
And it made me feel grown-up.
Dad, make up your mind.
392
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:30,003
Come on, Jeremy.
What do you want me to say? I
mean, I'm sorry.
393
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:32,339
I don't have any answers,
you know?
I'm just scared.
394
00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:35,442
I'm just scared
about you trying drugs.
Why?
395
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,410
You used to get stoned,
and you're okay.
396
00:24:37,444 --> 00:24:39,279
Yeah, I'm okay.
But you're my kid.
397
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,848
You know, what if you try them
and you're not okay, huh?
398
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,050
What if you wind up
like your Aunt Millie?
399
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,023
Look, I can't control you.
400
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,458
That's true.
401
00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,328
Don't agree so fast.
Wait a minute.
402
00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:58,064
I'm just never gonna be okay
with you trying drugs.
403
00:24:58,098 --> 00:24:59,532
Ever.
404
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,368
So you call me a hypocrite
if you want.
405
00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:03,937
Nah. Once a day's enough.
406
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:06,473
Thanks.
407
00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:21,654
Okay. I'll tell you what.
408
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:26,259
I promise you
I'll never get high again.
409
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,694
Ever.
410
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,896
Okay?
Okay.
411
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,466
And?
412
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:36,102
Oh, that's a good promise, Dad.
413
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:50,116
So, you hungry?
Yeah. I'm starving.
414
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:51,951
How do you feel
about beef and broccoli?
415
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,353
Yeah.
Yeah?
416
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,061
That's all.
There's no finish to this.
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