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Kathleen.
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Kathleen.
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People break up.
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It's really nobody's fault.
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This is my yogurt.
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I paid for these Pop-Tarts.
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I paid for half of this lettuce.
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Please just take
the whole thing.
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No, no.
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Oh, Martin, how am I ever
going to live without you?
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Kathleen, we've only
been going out for three weeks.
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Please just try to
get some perspective.
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You're glad it's
over, aren't you?
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How can you say that?
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I feel as bad about
this as you do.
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Really?
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Of course, I feel bad,
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but I think we're doing
the right thing, don't you?
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Oh, good one.
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What do you expect me to say?
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I think we should
just say it's over.
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It's hard, but we have to do it.
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Wait.
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My cheese.
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Goodbye.
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I swear to you,
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my last thought before I went
under the knife was,
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if I don't survive this
operation, my one regret
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is that I never got
to spend a night
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with my beautiful nurse, Irene.
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Mr. Charles,
you had your eyes done.
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Cosmetic surgery
is generally not considered
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a life-or-death operation.
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All right.
How about drinks then?
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Here's a wild one, all right?
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Please remove your hand
from my behind.
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Oh, is it on your behind?
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I can't see.
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Dr. Falco will be
in in a few minutes.
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Smooth.
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Hey, pal.
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How do you feel?
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Like I got hit
by two little trucks.
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But believe me, it's worth it.
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Sure, sure.
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Who isn't going to want to watch
a 37-year-old talk show host
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with a 31-year-old eyes?
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So how are you doing?
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I broke up with Kathleen.
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Bud, you've been grasping at
straws ever since Judith left.
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What the hell are you
looking for anyway?
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I'm looking for what
every guy is looking for.
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Judith.
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Someone who's bright and funny.
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Judith.
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I just want...
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Judith.
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You are not going to
find another Judith, you know.
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I know that.
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So, Mr. Charles.
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How are we feeling?
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Nervous.
No need to be nervous.
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Doctor, do you want me
to just...
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No, no, stay, stay.
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I'm really good at this.
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Oh my God.
What?
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What is it?
I'm kidding.
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I'm a kidder.
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It really looks good.
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Remarkably,
a little swelling or bruising.
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Very funny, doctor.
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Here.
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Take a look.
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Martin, do I look
different to you?
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No, not really.
You look good.
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I don't look changed somehow.
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Well, a little younger, maybe.
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Hmm.
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Oh, are we on
Pacific time today?
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It's been a tough morning.
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Perfect, because it's going
to be a tougher afternoon.
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There was a slight problem
at the printers.
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Again?
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The computer accidentally
merged the pages of a woman
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called Desire with
the Fruzzle family picnic.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, it actually holds together
until Binky Fruzzle gets
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defloured by the stable boy.
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It's peculiar and different,
and I think I like it.
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Bring me both sets
of galleys and get production
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on the phone for me, okay?
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By the way, I don't know
if you saw this little item
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in the newspaper, but
they start filming tomorrow
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on the Richard Stone story.
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Yeah, yeah, I saw it.
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You know, it's bad enough
your wife of 10 years dumps you,
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then marries a man they're
calling, what do they say here?
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A Gandhi for our time.
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All right, all right.
Shut up, you.
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But now you got to pay $7
just to watch it.
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Yeah, well, Richard's done
some amazing things,
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and I think he deserves
whatever he's got coming.
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Here's what we're going to do.
What is it?
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Make a loop or slip it right
over his head like this.
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Wow.
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Nick Spencer's starring in it.
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Oh, my God.
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They got Julia Montana
to play Judith.
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Really?
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So, Judith.
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Julia Montana, huh?
Hmm.
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Didn't you hate her
in that whale movie?
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Did I?
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You were the only one
in the audience who cheered
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when she got eaten.
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Well, maybe.
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So when do they start shooting?
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Tomorrow morning.
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They're only going to be
in New York for a few days, and
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then they're off to Brazil to
do those scenes where Richard
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fights to save the rain forest.
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Tell me something.
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How much is Richard making
off of this little adventure?
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Nothing.
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All the money is going
to the Romanian orphan babies.
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What was I thinking?
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So you're going to go watch?
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I'll probably stop by.
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You want to come?
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I'd rather be dead.
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It's tempting, but
I've got a really crazy
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schedule this week, so.
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Hi.
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Hey, Dad.
Hey.
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Did Mom tell you?
I'm going to be in the movie.
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Okay.
Yeah, I play myself.
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I even have a line.
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Jeremy, I don't-
Do you want to hear it?
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I don't think your
father needs to-
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No, no, no.
Go ahead.
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I say, Richard,
you're incredible.
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I'm so glad you're going
to be my new dad.
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Your new dad?
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His new dad.
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Well, you know
that they've taken
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a little dramatic license.
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What time do they
start shooting?
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They're about ready to
start shooting, so let's go in.
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Quiet!
Roll it!
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Feed!
Mark it!
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Marking.
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And action.
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Can't remember looking forward
to his classes more
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than anyone's.
Yeah.
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Wasn't he just
the most brilliant professor
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you ever had?
He sure was.
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Not only did he change the way
I look at molecules,
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but also the way I see
myself as a woman.
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You know, I heard a rumor
that he wasn't really
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killed in that lab explosion.
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What do you mean?
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I heard there was an accident
with one his experiments,
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and now he lives on as
a horrible mutation.
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Half man, half fungus.
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That's ridiculous.
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Cut!
Goddamn it.
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Who is that?
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Is this the Richard Stone story?
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No, that's Studio B.
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Sorry.
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It's Leon Karp.
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I'm holding for Karen, still.
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Hey, you're the guy from that
scientist commercial, right?
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Yeah.
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You know,
that nasal spray really works.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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Karen, this is Leon again.
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Look, I'm not blaming you.
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I'm not blaming...
All right, I'm blaming you.
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I know it's the
Richard Stone story,
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but it's the same damn part,
whiny and pathetic.
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Look, have you read the script?
Have you?
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I have played My last
putz, Karen, goodbye.
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Geez, agents.
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Yeah, lousy part, huh?
The worst.
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I play the idiot
ex-husband, Marvin.
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It's not a dream.
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It's a nightmare.
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Martin, isn't this exciting?
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That's the guy from
the sinus commercial.
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Jude, how much of this
movie are we in?
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Well, just a couple of scenes.
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They felt that between Richard
helping the Ethiopian
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famine victims and going to
save the rain forest, they just
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needed some romantic subplot.
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Oh, so I'm a subplot?
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No, Martin, I'm the subplot.
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You're just an obstacle.
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Is not a nightmare,
is a daymare.
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That makes me feel much better.
Thank you.
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It's not really us.
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It's fiction, really.
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I mean, it bears very little
resemblance to our...
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Oh, my God.
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This just ain't a-happenin'.
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Okay, I gave them some pictures
to use as research, but
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it's not exactly our apartment.
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Look, look at this upholstery.
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And we would never, never
subscribe to this magazine.
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Right, right.
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And of course, we would
have a wall right about here.
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Okay, that's it.
That's it.
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I'm out of here.
You think I'm going to...
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I'm going to just
stand by and...
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And watch...
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Would you excuse
me for a second?
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Judith.
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Julia Montana.
Yes.
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Nice to meet you.
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Judith.
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It's always so weird to meet the
actual person you're playing.
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Sometimes it really
fucks up your process,
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but I did want to say hello.
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Well, hello.
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This is a most remarkable
resemblance.
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This is Martin Tupper,
my ex-husband.
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You probably know me as
the obstacle.
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Oh, this must be
very hard for you.
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No, no, not really.
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What's past is past.
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Wow.
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Good for you.
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Is Richard here?
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No, he wishes he could be,
but he's in Washington today.
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What are they making him,
Surgeon General or something?
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Well, it's still
in the talking stages.
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Anyway, we're about to rehearse.
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I hope you'll be
staying to watch.
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Well, I have patients,
and Martin has-
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Has a very light schedule,
and I'd be happy to stay.
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Well, great.
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See you around.
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I don't know why they hired her.
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She looks nothing like me.
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He's coming.
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Sir Roland is coming.
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It's Sir Roland Moorecock.
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That blouse is a disease.
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What?
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Oh, I just thought it
went with the skirt.
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Indeed, it does.
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This is not what we
discussed at all.
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This is not the wife
of Richard Stone.
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This is the wife
of a civil servant
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from Bayonne, New Jersey.
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There's no style, no witz,
not a trace of sexuality.
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And that blouse makes one
wonder whether the woman
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has a vagina or a snap purse.
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00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,811
Hey.
And you, sweetie, what is this?
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You did not have this
when I hired you.
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This is the worst toupee
I have ever seen.
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It's not a toupee.
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00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,855
Excuse me, sir Roland, sir.
264
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,058
These are not the actors.
265
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,526
The actors are over there.
266
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,294
Thank God.
267
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,464
Fabulous.
268
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800
I love the blouse.
269
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,473
Well, I'm late.
Are you staying?
270
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,412
I think one of us
should stay to make sure
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they get the story right.
272
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,316
Quiet for rehearsal,
God damn it.
273
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,425
Success and glamor and-
Quiet!
274
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,594
They're ready for you, sir.
275
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,666
Now, boys and girls, we
must remember that these
276
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,902
are ordinary people, so it's up
277
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:06,806
to us to breathe a little magic
278
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,543
into their sad little lives.
279
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,114
And action.
280
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,149
I want your signature, Marvin.
281
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,917
I want a divorce.
282
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,854
Martin, I want you
to sign those papers.
283
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:23,889
Now?
284
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,157
Why now?
285
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,960
I want to marry Richard.
286
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,062
I want to marry Richard.
287
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,867
He's the doctor, right?
288
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,002
Oh, come on, Martin,
don't do this.
289
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,237
I love him, Marvin.
290
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,107
I love the way his eyes
seem to catch the moonlight.
291
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,141
And I...
292
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,145
I love the way
he saved those schoolchildren
293
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,714
in Oklahoma during that tornado
when he carried all 27
294
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,684
of them to safety
in 120-mile-an-hour winds.
295
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,520
Judith, what are
you trying to say?
296
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,622
I want those papers
signed by next week.
297
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,191
Sign those papers.
298
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:04,064
Well, okay.
299
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,768
Cut.
300
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,506
Well, that was 30 seconds
of my life completely wasted.
301
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,544
Let's hope it gets better
by the time we shoot it.
302
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,445
Let's hope so.
303
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,316
Okay, second team in.
304
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,718
Let's light this, fucker.
305
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:30,723
Yes?
306
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,728
This is really none
of my business, but...
307
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:40,633
when this really happened,
never mind.
308
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,302
No, please.
309
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,409
Anything you could
give me would be great.
310
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,341
Well, it's just that
when this really happened,
311
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,778
Judith, my Judith,
312
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,914
she wasn't so emotional.
313
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,850
She was much calmer, almost...
314
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,489
I'm sorry, I'm way
out of a line here.
315
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,024
You just do your work.
316
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,225
I want your signature, Marvin.
317
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,060
I want a divorce.
318
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,133
That was...
319
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,166
Judith.
320
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,303
Definitely closer.
321
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,844
There are a couple of scenes
in particular where...
322
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,514
Like here, I was wondering.
323
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,051
I mean, I don't get it.
324
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,219
What am I supposed
to be feeling when
325
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,788
I stand here looking at you?
326
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,657
I think you're probably
feeling a lot of guilt.
327
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,236
Because I think you know that
if you'd worked a little
328
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,463
harder, we might not have lost
this great thing that we had.
329
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,565
What about you?
330
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,500
Are you still in love with me?
331
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,336
Yay.
332
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,538
More than I'll ever
be able to tell you.
333
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,905
Really?
334
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,176
So then you're not
just a schmuck?
335
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,611
No.
336
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,246
No.
337
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,453
I'm actually the tragic hero
in this story.
338
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,088
You are?
Sure.
339
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,924
I let the woman I love just
walk out of my life so
340
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,559
she could find her happiness.
341
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,661
That's very moving.
342
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,396
I know.
343
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,935
You think I want to just
sit here and watch you go?
344
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,803
It's all I can do, not to...
345
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,538
What?
346
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,408
What is it that you want to do?
347
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,943
What do I want to do?
348
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,111
Jump on her.
349
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,711
Do this.
350
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,554
Interesting.
351
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:44,923
I can use that.
352
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,360
Good.
353
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,362
Good.
354
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,499
Just trying to help.
355
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,368
What's it like
when we make love?
356
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,637
Pardon me?
357
00:18:57,671 --> 00:18:59,151
I mean, just so I know
his background.
358
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,708
What's it like when
we make love?
359
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,743
It's okay.
360
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:05,979
Unbelievable.
361
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,680
Really?
362
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,215
I've spoiled you for other men.
363
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,253
That's good to know.
364
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:20,927
I've been waiting
a long time, Judith.
365
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,467
Look, I'm sorry,
this is not a tornado.
366
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:31,204
I felt more wind from
my grandmother's ass.
367
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,807
Maybe we should go.
368
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,813
Better.
369
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,415
Getting a little dangerous.
370
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,519
Would you like to come
back to my place?
371
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,887
I think I would.
372
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,357
Now at the hail.
373
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,897
Next time on Dream On.
374
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,166
If anybody needs me,
I'll be at the studio.
375
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,069
At the studio?
Certainly, Mr. DeMille.
376
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,173
It hurts.
377
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,410
I'm so glad you're going
to be my new dad.
378
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,012
All right.
It's perfect.
379
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,781
I actually think I'm starting
to inhabit this woman.
380
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,492
You're the one who said
she's nothing like you.
381
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,418
I don't know,
Freud would approve.
382
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,020
Thank you.
383
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,589
I'm going to invite you
all to my little shack
384
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,857
in the country this weekend.
385
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:28,228
You see, I envision a scene
in which Richard Stone saves
386
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:32,966
the lives of three, no, four.
387
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,503
I like to hear all about you.
388
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,204
You think we look
like we just had sex?
389
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,140
Why should anything
come between us?
390
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,707
Julia?
391
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,610
Nick Spencer.
392
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,577
Oh, God.
393
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,180
Nick Spencer.
394
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,684
Martin, you're not
getting jealous, are you?
395
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,585
She's right on the button.
396
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,758
Please stop it.
397
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,293
They're Hollywood people.
398
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,896
I'm real people.
399
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,329
Really?
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