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What is the sudden spark
that's sometimes struck
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when a man and a woman meet
for the first time?
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How can two people fall in love
instantly at first sight,
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particularly people
who have completely different
backgrounds?
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Well, it does happen,
even though there may be
no explanation.
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Sometimes such a love dies
just as quickly.
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Other times it's so strong
that no risk is too great
to fulfill that love.
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Oh, we should have gotten
a bigger box.
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Yeah, well, they don't make
a bigger box, you know.
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The next size is only sold
to the military.
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Tupper,
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there are a lot of things
we could do
that don't require a condom.
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Sure.
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Tupper.
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What do you think about us
having to use a condom?
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Well, why not? He wears one.
Russ does. So do you.
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I mean, I have a diaphragm.
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We're just using them
to be safe, right?
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Maybe the day'll soon come
when we can all
take 'em off for good.
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Maybe.
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Look, we've been seeing
each other for a while now,
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and it's gotten kind of serious.
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Uh-huh.
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I was thinking,
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maybe we should take
the next step.
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Marriage?
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What do you mean?
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I think we should have
an AIDS test.
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Maybe he will, maybe he won't.
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The test must be made.
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Toby, I'm leaving. I'll be back.
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Yes, I'd like to order some
kind of, uh, prenatal vitamins.
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A baby?
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And do you have dog biscuits?
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Excellent. Assorted flavors.
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Whatever happened
to pickles and ice cream?
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Forget it. They give her worms.
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Give who worms?
Shelley Winters.
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She gets worms?
My dog.
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You have a dog
named Shelley Winters?
Yes.
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She's pregnant, the slut,
and I'd like
to find the mutt who did it.
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Are you sure she's pregnant?
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I mean, Shelley Winters,
you know,
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she could just be overweight.
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Don't ever get
your nipples pierced.
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Are you all right?
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Who's next, please?
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Why don't you go first?
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Okay.
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My name is Mrs. Donner.
And you are?
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Think well before you answer.
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Fred.
Hello, Fred.
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Did they already
explain to you the procedure?
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I'm going to send the waves from
the dog's brain into your own.
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Well, Fred, I have
to ask you a few questions,
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basically to see
if you're in what we call
a "high-risk group."
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Okay.
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Have you ever used
intravenous drugs?
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No.
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Have you ever engaged
in oral sex?
I...
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I have no intention
of discussing my private affairs
with you or with anybody else.
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I've engaged. Yes.
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Is anything the matter?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just very difficult
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talking about these things
with... with someone like you.
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You... you kinda remind me
of my Aunt Ruthie.
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That's nice.
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Have you ever had
anal intercourse?
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Nah, um... nah. I... I guess not.
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Are you currently
sexually active?
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Yes.
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Would you say
you have sex once a month?
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Yes.
Twice a month?
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Yes.
Once a week?
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Hey, what is this,
a quiz program?
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Yes.
Once a day?
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Yes.
How many time a day do you have sex?
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Just... just a couple.
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Now, Fred,
have you ever had unsafe sex?
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Well, uh...
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No.
Do you use condoms?
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Absolutely.
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You know,
condoms aren't perfect.
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Oh.
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There's only one thing
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that's a 100% safe.
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Are you okay? How did it go?
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Uh, it was fine. Yeah.
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They said I'd have the results
in a few days.
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You did good, Tupper.
Yep.
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Your turn.
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What's the matter?
Nothing.
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Nina, come on.
It's just a little needle,
you know?
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I mean, you close your eyes,
you think of baby ducks, and...
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I'm not scared of that.
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While I was sitting here,
I was thinking,
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what if one of us is negative
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and one of us is isn't?
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Who's next, please?
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Come on.
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Nah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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It was them cheap earrings
that turned 'em green.
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Here ya go,
tongue with a little mustard.
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Thanks.
You know, I've been
slicing meat for 30 years,
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and I still don't get
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how you can eat something that's
been sitting in a cow's mouth.
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Thanks again.
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Martin?
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Yes?
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Lauren.
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We sort of had a blind date once
at your apartment.
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Oh. Oh, Lauren.
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Right. You were, uh...
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Oh. Not anymore I'm not.
Oh. Oh.
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Well, congratulations?
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So, how are you?
You look terrific.
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Oh, so do you.
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No, I mean
you really look terrific.
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You really do, too.
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You know, Martin, I still think
about that date.
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I mean, do you ever wonder
what would have happened
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that night
if I hadn't been married?
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Sometimes.
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Well, maybe now we could pick up
where we left off.
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I seem to remember you were
cooking a wonderful dinner,
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and I was finding you
incredibly attractive.
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So, um,
what are you doing tonight?
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Uh, tonight?
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Think well before you answer.
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Lauren, uh, I'm seeing someone.
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So?
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So, I'm not seeing other people.
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This sounds serious.
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Committed.
Committed. Committed.
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Committed. Committed.
Committed. Committed.
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Yeah, I... I guess it is.
It's... it's pretty serious.
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Well,
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you have my number.
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It's nice
to see you again, Martin.
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Committed.
Committed. Committed.
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Lauren?
Martin.
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Want some tongue?
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Committed.
Committed. Committed.
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No, no. No thank you.
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Are you sure?
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Committed. Committed.
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Committed.
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Tupper, it's up to you.
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Four hours.
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We have to wait here four hours?
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You blasted clock, I hear you.
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Stop ticking.
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Stop ticking!
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What's the matter
with you today?
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You coming down with something?
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Why? Why? What have you heard?
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Hello, Mr. Tupper's office.
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Who? There's no "Fred" here.
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Try the town of Bedrock.
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This is Fred.
This is Fred. Hello?
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Hello, Fred.
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This is Mrs. Donner
at the Department of Health.
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I have your results right here.
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And?
They're negative.
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Negative.
That's the good one, right?
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Yes, Fred.
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That's the good one.
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Hip-hip...
Hooray!
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Hip-hip...
Hooray!
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Oh, my God.
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Which one of you is doing that?
What?
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That.
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Hey, that's a really sharp tie.
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Toby, come on.
This place smells
like a wet dog.
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I know that.
What do you think,
I don't have a nose?
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Okay. All right.
Where's Shelley Winters?
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Shit! Shelley Winters is here?
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She's a dog, Howie.
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Yeah, but she was great
in The Poseidon Adventure.
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Martin, what do you
want me to do?
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Any minute now, she's gonna pop.
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You want me
to leave her in the apartment,
have her boil her own water?
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Who are you?
It's not that, it's just...
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I'm not interested in the dog.
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It's just this is an office.
You don't bring a dog to work.
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Oh, beautiful.
Now you hurt her feelings.
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God.
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Boy, she is pregnant.
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No, she's just big-boned.
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Hey, there.
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There. You like that, huh?
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You're gonna be a mommy,
aren't you?
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You know what?
I'm a daddy. Yeah, that's right.
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I'm a daddy,
and you're gonna be a mommy.
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Yes, you are.
Cute.
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Hey. Oh, God.
Hi!
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Where have you been?
I've been trying
to reach you all afternoon.
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I've been
at a Save the River meeting.
I got over 500 signatures.
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And a great tan, and...
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I heard. Have you heard?
I heard.
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And?
I'm negative.
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Oh, God, that's the good one.
Me too.
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I got the good one, too.
Great.
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Don't you just feel like,
I don't know, calling your mom?
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No.
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I feel like
chewing on your thigh.
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Oh. You do?
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Dinner is served, sir.
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God, you're really
beautiful, you know?
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Gee, thanks, "Fred."
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Oh, oh. Hey, before I forget.
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I wanted you to have these.
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Oh, darling, darling,
you've made me so happy.
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What's this for?
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What do you mean?
It's the keys to my apartment.
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What's the matter?
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You hate the key ring, right?
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No, no. It's just...
Just what?
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I... I don't feel ready
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to give you
the keys to my apartment.
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Why not?
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Look, I think what we have
here is really wonderful.
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I really do. It's...
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Having a set of keys made...
What, are you kidding me?
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What, we draw blood together,
but you don't want to go
to the hardware store?
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I mean, what?
I'm sorry.
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I just don't feel ready
for that kind of commitment.
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Hey, I'm the guy
in this relationship, okay?
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And if anybody's gonna have
trouble making a commitment,
it's gonna be me.
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Oh, I'm glad to see you're
getting some use out of them.
Great.
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Tupper,
why did you give me these?
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It was a sweet
and loving gesture
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at a special moment
in our relationship.
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Just because you decide
to give me your keys
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does not mean I have
to immediately give you mine.
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Oh, well,
how about just the top lock?
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Your luggage key?
Maybe your...
your bike combination?
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I don't know. What?
241
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,434
So, what are we gonna do?
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Think well before you answer.
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I don't know.
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Hello.
It's happening. It's happening!
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Toby?
She's gonna do it.
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I... I don't know what to do.
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She's... she's just
laying here in the drawer
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with this weird look
on her face.
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Are you still at the office?
I couldn't leave.
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00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,757
She's making
these gurgling sounds.
251
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Oh, my God.
She's doing it again.
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00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,598
Did you hear that?
Was that inhuman or what?
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00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,134
Come on. She's a dog.
It's supposed to sound inhuman.
254
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,636
I mean, look, I'm right
in the middle of something
right here, okay, and...
255
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,540
Oh, my God, she's...
Oh, my God, it's...
256
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,075
What? What? What? What is it?
257
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,411
I'm sorry. Forget it.
I... I shouldn't have called.
258
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,813
Oh, no.
259
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,615
She's crying.
260
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,483
Why is she crying?
261
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,318
Toby, just...
just stay where you are.
262
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,620
I'm coming right over.
263
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,022
What happened?
264
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,259
I have to leave
for a little while.
Can we finish this later?
265
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,095
Is everything okay?
Yeah, my... my secretary's
having puppies.
266
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,205
Hey, hey, hey.
Slow down, Johnny.
267
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,178
Did... did she do it yet?
No.
268
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,547
Here.
I brought a few things
I thought you could use.
269
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,282
Oh. Milk. Great.
270
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,884
She only has six nipples.
Yeah, well, I didn't know.
271
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,020
Oh, did you bring
the barbecue sauce too?
272
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,824
Oh. Oh, Shelley.
Oh, what?
273
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,892
What's she doing?
Is... is she doing it?
274
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,261
Don't cry, sweetheart.
Mama's here.
275
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,130
Oh, my God.
276
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,998
Look.
Look, something's coming out.
277
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,267
Oh, God. God. What?
278
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,703
Where?
Where?
Where do you think it comes out?
279
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,742
Oh, my God. What do we do?
280
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,510
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
281
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,646
Look. Look. It's a baby.
282
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,418
It's... it's a puppy.
It's a baby puppy.
283
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,253
In a rat suit.
284
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,193
Oh, my God.
She's having another one.
285
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,264
Here it comes.
It's coming. It's coming.
286
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,801
It's not coming. It's stuck!
287
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,303
Martin, it's stuck! Pull it!
288
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,371
What?
289
00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,674
You're out of your mind.
290
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,242
Pull it! Pull it out!
291
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,744
No. I'm not gonna pull it.
You pull it. It's your dog.
292
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,112
I can't.
293
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,249
Oh. Ah, God!
294
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,353
Gently. Gently.
295
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,822
Oh, okay. Here we go.
It's... it's moving, see?
296
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,323
It's definitely moving.
297
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,360
Oh, my God! It's got no head!
298
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,029
Oh, I see.
299
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,866
Ah, you guys'll get 'em out.
300
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,170
But you better get some sleep.
You both look kinda beat.
301
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,108
The baby has to be fed, washed,
302
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,544
the bottles sterilized,
the crib fixed,
303
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,081
and... and just when I get
everything all right,
304
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,149
she regurgitates.
305
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,720
Oh.
306
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,956
What time is it?
4:30.
307
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,193
Oh, God, I should get home.
308
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,561
I got a fight to finish.
309
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,364
Martin, come here
and look at this.
310
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,169
God. Look at 'em.
311
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:06,072
So that's it, huh?
Just... just four?
312
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,974
What, you wanted more?
313
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:09,776
What do you think she is,
a faucet?
314
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,046
Hi, there, sweet face.
315
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,183
What's your name?
316
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,219
Ernest Borgnine.
317
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,054
But this one's my favorite.
318
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,722
His name is Martin.
319
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,626
Oh. Really?
Landau.
320
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,095
You're welcome, Toby.
321
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,976
Nina?
322
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,314
Nina?
323
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,397
"Tupper."
324
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,699
Isn't she wonderful?
325
00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:19,612
How everything works out
is the subject of our story,
326
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,514
so be sure to join us next week.
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