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Tonight our story comes
from the Bible.
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A story that men have read
and found comforting
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and told to their children
since the beginnings
of our civilization.
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And so long as men are stirred
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by acts of simple courage
and faith in God,
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this story will endure.
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We'll be back with
the weather right after this.
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Wall Street witches.
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When E. F. Hutton talks,
is the Antichrist listening?
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Find out today
on The Eddie Charles Show.
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Morning, Toby.
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I'm leaving early today.
Okay.
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How early?
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In about six minutes.
Oh.
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That girl in my office
has gotta go.
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Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Hey, there's gonna be
a long line.
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I wanna get there first.
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Please, please,
we've only got six minutes.
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Don't make me guess.
Death Walks by Night,
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Death Pays the Check,
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Death Rinses Out a Few Things.
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Dame Margo Woodhouse, huh?
She's my favorite.
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She's gonna be
at Doubleday today,
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and I'm gonna get her
to sign something personal
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in every last one of 'em.
Terrific.
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Uh, well, with our last
four minutes,
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is there anything
I need to know?
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Jeremy called to say he can't
sleep over Friday night.
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He's going to a Mets game
with Richard.
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No, no, don't tell me.
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Richard's pitching.
No.
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They're just gonna
watch the game.
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After he sings
the national anthem.
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He's not.
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He is.
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I could kill him!
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There are only
three minutes left.
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Okay if I leave early?
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So, how about you, Sheila?
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We've got 20 seconds.
Which is it?
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Well, I really don't see this
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as an either/or proposition.
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I'm a sorceress
and I'm a commodities broker.
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Hey, who's the filly?
She looks like class.
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I'm just like any other broker
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except I take Halloweens off.
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Well, you heard it here.
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They've traded in
their broomsticks for BMW's.
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Wall Street witches.
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I'm Eddie Charles.
Take care, everybody.
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Martin!
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Eddie, you okay?
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Ah, it's my damn back again.
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I should really be home in bed.
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I think that's where
all this started.
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Actually, no.
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It was the wet bar.
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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to have a little operation.
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Eddie, is there anything
I can do?
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I mean,
can I wheel you somewhere?
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Thanks. I'm fine.
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Excuse me, Eddie,
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I just wanted to thank you.
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I had a wonderful time
on your show.
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Terrific.
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Now see if you can
conjure up some ratings.
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Sheila,
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I want you to meet
my good friend, Martin.
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How do you do?
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Zongola-hon go la!
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You have an incredible aura.
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What, this old thing?
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Sorry about dinner tonight, pal.
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Nah, nah, don't worry about it.
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You just take care of yourself.
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Somebody?
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Ta!
See you, Eddie.
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You're a Capricorn.
Aries.
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You work with numbers.
Books.
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You're very hungry.
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Starving.
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Dinner was delicious.
Yeah.
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I'm kinda surprised
you eat garlic.
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I'm not a vampire. I'm a pagan.
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Ah. Oh.
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Well, I'm... I'm sure
your family's relieved.
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Martin...
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do you even know
what a pagan is?
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Well, sure.
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Sure, but I'd... I'd love
to hear it in your own words.
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We marshal the forces
of good on the planet.
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Sort of like the...
The Camp Fire Girls.
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Exactly.
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I've been wearing
this crystal for seven years.
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It has incredible energy.
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Wanna feel it?
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Go ahead.
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Touch it.
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Feel its power.
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Uh...
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Now, Martin,
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make a wish.
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A wish?
Go ahead.
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Let go of yourself.
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Make a wish.
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Come on, boy.
Remember everything I said.
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You and I are
gonna bring this in.
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We're coming down now,
nice and easy.
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Don't talk!
Just hang on to that stick.
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Hang on. Hold it and pull it...
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Pull it all the way towards you.
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You can let go of the wheel now.
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How do you feel?
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The pain of my headache
is suddenly gone.
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Martin, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Do you believe in
the existence of a higher power?
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I do now.
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No, really.
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Look, Sheila...
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I'm sorry, I'm not real big
on this "higher power" stuff.
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You know?
I mean, maybe if there was
some proof, but...
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we'd have to be talking about
some serious evidence here.
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Some circumstantial evidence
is very strong,
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as when you find
a trout in the milk.
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Martin, you want proof?
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Touch my crystal.
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Already?
I'm... I'm pretty tired.
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This crystal has the power
to grant wishes, Martin.
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I got my job with this crystal.
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I got a rent-controlled
apartment with this crystal.
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I got you with this crystal.
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Sheila, you could've
gotten me with a bone.
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Go ahead.
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Make three wishes.
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You don't think I take seriously
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the abracadabra
of an ignorant savage?
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Three wishes, huh?
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Anything your heart desires.
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Go.
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Three wishes.
Mm.
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Okay. Um.
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I... I wish I'd win the lottery.
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Very original.
Come on. Another one.
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Okay. Um, I, uh...
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I wish I could find my 1966
Sandy Koufax baseball card.
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Ooh, Sandy Koufax.
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Excellent.
Very spiritual, Martin.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Go ahead. One more.
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Make it a good one.
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Okay.
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Um.
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I could kill him!
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I wish my ex-wife's
fianc
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Just once, you know,
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in a big, big, big way.
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It is done.
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I knew it.
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We've been tricked,
swindled and sharked,
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cheated, cozened and juggled,
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faked, foxed,
four-flushed and flimflammed.
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Guess who got
27 personal inscriptions
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from Dame Margo Woodhouse?
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Congratulations.
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Wait.
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Guess who had lunch
with Dame Margo Woodhouse?
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You're kidding me?
Papaya King.
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She loved it.
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Oh, my God.
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Now guess whose new best friend
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is very unhappy
with her publisher?
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No.
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No, come on.
She's been with Schloff
and Kovitch for years.
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She's shopping around.
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And guess who's got
a meeting with her
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tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.?
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Great Scott!
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Toby, I love you!
Wait a minute.
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Before you start
slobbering all over me,
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guess who wants
her Christmas bonus now?
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You got it.
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God. Dame Margo Woodhouse, huh?
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Oh. I almost forgot.
This is for you.
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What is it?
You were right.
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Hillary Fleckman's kid
was nine pounds, six ounces,
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born at 6:32 this morning.
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Toby, there's money in here.
That's right, genius.
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The office pool, remember?
You won the 57 bucks.
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I won?
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I won.
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Aw.
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I can't believe this, you know?
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It was right here this morning
and now it's...
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Don't tell me. Let me guess.
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It's gone.
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Amazing how that happens.
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Okay.
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There you go.
Great.
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When can I expect
to get my set back?
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Oh, very soon, Mr. Tupper.
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We'll set up roadblocks
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and close the airports
right away.
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Ha-ha. Comedian. Very funny.
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Do what you can.
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That must be worth a mint.
What?
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What?
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A '66 Sandy Koufax.
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My kid's been savin'
for one of these for two years.
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In good shape too. You trade?
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My Sandy Koufax.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, buddy.
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Ooh.
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How are you doing?
Fine.
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I'm really fine.
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I am so fucked up.
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That's great.
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You okay?
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They gave me some pills.
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Three pills, this big.
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I hope they gave you some water.
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Hey, you're not gonna
believe this, man.
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Sheila is a witch.
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Is she a good witch,
or is she a bad witch?
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No, no, no. I'm serious.
She gave me three wishes.
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So far two of them
have come true.
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I don't know about you, pal,
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but if Sheila gave me
three wishes,
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I'd still be at her place
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doing wish number one.
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Ah, no, no.
First, I won a lottery.
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Second, I found
my Sandy Koufax baseball card.
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You don't believe
this shit, do you?
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Well, of course I do.
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Too many things have happened
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to pass it off as coincidence.
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Well, no, but, I mean,
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you know, it's...
it's pretty amazing.
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Okay, okay. So...
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what was wish number three?
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You know how Richard
is always so goddamn perfect?
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So, how are we doing,
Mr. Charles?
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Our next guest
is a nurse with a needle.
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Yes, now, I want you
to try to get some sleep.
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You've got
a big morning tomorrow.
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And don't you worry
about a thing.
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Dr. Stone is one of the finest
surgeons in the country.
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You're in very good hands.
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I... I don't suppose
you're talking
about Dr. Phyllis Stone?
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No. Dr. Richard Stone.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, you know him.
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He's wonderful, isn't he?
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Richard Stone is... is...
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is operating on Eddie?
Yes.
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And he has got a perfect track
record in the operating room.
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Good night.
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Ah.
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Eddie, Eddie!
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I don't think
you should have this operation.
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Operation.
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Eddie, Eddie, come on.
Please, try to focus.
264
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,780
We'll be back
right after this message.
265
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,816
No, no, no. No, no, Eddie.
266
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,885
Eddie! Eddie!
267
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,957
His life is in your hands.
268
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:26,926
Excuse me.
269
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,348
Sheila!
270
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,164
Lenny, you son of a bitch!
271
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,167
Do you know where Sheila is?
No.
272
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,004
Do you find me attractive?
Uh, sure.
273
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,173
I don't have fish lips, do I?
274
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,842
Uh, no. No.
Your lips are very un-fish like.
275
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,310
I...
276
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,849
And I'm not
a lousy kisser, am I?
No.
277
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,652
Someday you're gonna do that to
somebody that ain't a gentleman,
278
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,487
and he's gonna blow
that pretty head of yours
279
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,655
right off of your neck.
280
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,156
Do you know where Sheila is?
281
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,892
Fuck Sheila.
She's got great lips.
282
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,661
Do you know
where I can find them?
283
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,830
I think
she's at that voodoo place.
284
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,898
Voodoo place?
Round the corner.
285
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,769
Fuck men.
286
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,140
Thank you!
287
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,952
Frieda, have you seen
my bag of bats' tongues?
288
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,954
What?
My bats' tongues.
289
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,088
Have you seen them?
290
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,656
I think I sold them.
291
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,259
You sold my bats' tongues?
292
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,928
Someone came in
and asked for bat tongues.
293
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,664
How was I supposed to know?
294
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,700
Those were mail-order tongues.
295
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,702
I waited six weeks for those.
296
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,071
So sue me.
297
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,607
Hello.
298
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,876
We're closed.
Look, this will
only take a minute.
299
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,845
I'm looking for Sheila Nichols.
She's not here. Good night.
300
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,149
It... it's kind of an emergency.
Are you a friend of Sheila's?
301
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,650
Such a lovely girl.
302
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,986
Look, she cast
some sort of a spell.
303
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,254
You hear that, Max?
304
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,589
Sheila's casting spells now.
305
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,692
How time flies. Get your coat.
306
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,528
Do you know where she is?
No, but maybe we can help.
307
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,263
She had me make
these three wishes, okay?
308
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,731
And then there was this crystal.
309
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,004
And the first two wishes
came true, and the third wish...
310
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,337
May hurt someone
very close to you.
311
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,772
Oh, yes.
312
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,442
Lucky guess.
And I've only got...
313
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,877
Oh, God, eight hours to stop it.
314
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,212
Lemme ask you something.
315
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,449
Are you a believer?
316
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,820
Well, I guess that's
the $64 question, all right.
317
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,090
Not personally, no.
Well, then forget about it.
318
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,292
Come on, Frieda.
Let's get the snake and go.
319
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,827
Okay.
320
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,962
Then let him die.
No! Wait, wait, wait!
321
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,731
I may not be a believer,
but I am a worrier.
322
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,933
And I... I just
can't take the chance.
323
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,868
All right, all right.
324
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,703
But we'll need a few things.
325
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:26,139
Of course,
if we had a few bats' tongues,
326
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,774
this would be a piece of cake.
327
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,309
What, what? Tell me.
What do you need?
328
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,643
Well, some candles.
329
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,846
Well, we have those.
We'll make you a price.
330
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,349
And we need a picture
of the friend in peril.
331
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,886
I can get that.
And a lock of his hair.
332
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,923
Will that be a problem?
333
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,780
Just be careful.
334
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,822
Hello.
335
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,524
Martin.
336
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,259
Shh.
337
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,294
Go back to sleep.
338
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,430
What are you doing here?
339
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,465
Nothing.
340
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,267
It's a dream.
341
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,969
I'm not here.
342
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,807
And I'm not doing
anything to your hair.
343
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,177
Doesn't feel like a dream.
344
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,245
They never do.
345
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,749
Goodbye, Eddie.
346
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518
Goodbye.
347
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,327
Don't worry, Eddie.
We'll make it.
348
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,264
Max! Frieda!
349
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,332
Over here.
350
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,135
Here. I got everything.
351
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,204
Ah, come on.
We haven't a moment to lose.
Okay.
352
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,281
Munghara.
353
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,884
Munghara.
354
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,487
Munghara.
355
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,255
Munghara.
356
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,958
Munghara.
357
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,294
Munghara.
358
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,270
Well? Anything?
359
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,039
It's too soon to tell.
360
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,875
Here. Hold this.
361
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,412
In your mouth!
362
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,049
Munghara.
363
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,785
Munghara.
364
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,854
Munghara.
365
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,258
Water heat and water boil.
366
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,961
Make the mill of magic toil.
367
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,198
Work the will for which we pray,
368
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,768
"Io dia, ha-he-yay."
369
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:10,570
What was that last part?
370
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,971
"Io dia, ha-he-yay."
371
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,973
The incantation of the undead.
372
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,809
From where?
From always.
373
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,077
Frieda, we'll do this later.
374
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,045
We're running low on hair.
375
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,749
Look, you guys,
I can't tell you how much
I appreciate your help,
376
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,917
but Eddie goes into surgery
377
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,919
in two minutes.
378
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,328
Frieda, open up the store.
379
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,699
Has any of this worked?
380
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:43,570
Ask Mr. "Io dia, ha-he-yay."
381
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,741
To be honest, Martin,
it's hard to tell.
382
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,877
Unless we know exactly
which spell she cast,
383
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,946
we're just pissing
in the wind here.
384
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,047
Oh, my God!
385
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,083
Max, Frieda, thank you.
386
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,393
Sheila!
387
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:07,961
Sheila!
388
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,733
Sheila!
389
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,815
Oh, God. No! No! No! Not yet.
390
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,487
You all right?
391
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,381
And where does a man go
for courage
392
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,449
if he hasn't got any?
393
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,619
To his God, if he's got one.
394
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,588
Okay. All right.
395
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,892
I don't know who you are,
and I don't know where you are.
396
00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:15,128
I don't even know if you believe
in this crystal thing.
397
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,596
And if you don't,
then neither do I,
398
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,798
because this doesn't even
belong to me.
399
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,601
I know I haven't
called or written
in a long time, but...
400
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,737
what can I tell you?
401
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,605
You know,
it's been a hectic 36 years.
402
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,275
I just have the one
little favor to ask,
403
00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:30,877
okay, and it's about Eddie.
404
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,712
I know he's probably
not on your A-list,
405
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,681
but he's very important to me.
406
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,650
So please, please just let him
get through this operation,
407
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,918
and if you do, I'll...
408
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:42,589
I'll never steal
another packet of Sweet'N Low.
409
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,190
And I... I'll give
to Jerry's Kids
410
00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,393
and not just on Labor Day, okay?
411
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,596
And I... I'll...
I'll never, ever, ever
412
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,431
be jealous of Richard again.
413
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,803
How...
Shh.
414
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,171
How'd the operation go?
415
00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,372
Oh, flawless.
416
00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:00,840
He came through
like a real trouper.
417
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,176
And there's no...
no problems or...
418
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,178
With Dr. Stone operating? Mm-mm.
419
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:09,249
Is... is he still here?
I'd... I'd like to thank him.
420
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,850
No, he left early.
421
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,620
He's singing the national anthem
at Shea Stadium tonight.
422
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,122
Yeah. I've heard.
423
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,358
Isn't he incredible?
424
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,230
He certainly is.
425
00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:26,900
Yes, Your "Dameness."
426
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,002
One more refill coming up.
427
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,907
Is she still here?
Did she leave?
428
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,642
She's on her third cup of tea.
429
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,877
The woman is starting to bloat.
430
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:40,413
Don't worry, Toby.
I'm gonna land this one.
431
00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,582
Sure, and my dog is gonna sing
432
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,651
on the stage
of the Metropolitan Opera.
433
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,564
You know what
your problem is, Toby?
434
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,266
You have no faith.
435
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:11,311
Hello.
So nice of you to come.
436
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,413
How little we know.
437
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,751
"Munghara"?
438
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,417
And now, Dr. Richard Stone
439
00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,419
will sing our national anthem.
440
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,267
Can we start again?
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