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What?
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What? What? What? What is it?
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Your ex-wife called.
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Jesus Christ, Melkis,
you scared me to death.
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Your ex-wife called.
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We're still married, Melkis.
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We're just separated, she's...
she's still my wife.
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I get it!
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Melkis, Melkis!
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Find out who it is
before you buzz them in.
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It's Melkis.
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Perfect.
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Judith.
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Hello, Mrs. Tupper. How is baby?
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Hello, Melkis. Baby is 10.
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I go dust.
No, Melkis, you go home.
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I go dust!
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Okay, what did I do?
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What did you do?
I must have done something.
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This is Thursday,
Thursday's not a Jeremy day.
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I mean, why else
would you be here?
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I just...
No, no, wait, wait,
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please, please,
don't start yelling.
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Whatever it is, you're right,
I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
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I'm such an asshole.
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You didn't do anything.
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Really?
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Great.
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Just let all that count
for next time.
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Martin, we need to talk.
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Oh.
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It's about us.
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Really? Us?
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Us-us?
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I don't know how to say this.
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Oh.
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I think I know
where this is going.
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Oh, you do?
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I'm in love with you.
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I don't hide it very well,
do I, darling?
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I want what you want.
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I want to come back.
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I want to be your wife.
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You know, our divorce
papers have been final
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for quite some time,
and all that's missing
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is your signature.
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Oh.
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Would you like some coffee?
No, thank you.
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How about some moo shu?
I mean, there's more
than I can eat here.
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I'm fine.
Dumpling?
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Nope.
Fortune cookie?
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Martin, I want you
to sign those papers.
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I... I just need
a little more time, that's all.
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You've had two years.
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So why now? I mean, why?
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What... what's the big rush?
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I want to marry Richard.
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Who?
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Richard, the man I live with.
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Oh.
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He's the doctor, right?
Oh, come on, Martin.
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Don't do this.
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I'm not doing anything.
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I just wonder if you're
not rushing into things.
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Marriage
is a very serious thing.
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It means
a home, family, children.
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Who is rushing? No.
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I am not going to
let you make me crazy.
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I'm not trying
to make you crazy.
Now, just think about it.
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How much do we know
about this Richard guy?
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I know that he's caring.
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He's sensitive. He's sane.
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I know that I love him.
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I know that
he's wonderful with Jeremy.
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One... two...
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three...
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I know
this is difficult for you,
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but I want those papers signed
by next week.
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Next week
may not be good for me.
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Martin, this isn't just for me.
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It's time
you got on with your own life.
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Okay,
the book is called Babette,
A Prisoner of Passion.
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Now, for the back jacket copy,
we're looking for something
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like, uh,
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"Babette,
the world was her bedroom."
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From the beaches of San Tropez
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to the boardrooms
of Manhattan's super rich.
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From the back streets
of Florence
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to the pyramids of Cairo.
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"Babette, she was a woman
who couldn't stay put."
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No, I think you're gonna
like this one, Jack.
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I counted 11 orgasms
before she leaves Sacramento.
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Yes. Yes.
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Okay,
but let me check with Toby.
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Yeah, Toby, Toby Pedalbee,
my executive assistant.
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It's my new secretary,
Miss Pedalbee.
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Well, what about her?
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Well, she's just no good,
that's all.
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I don't mean she's no...
She's a wonderful girl.
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She's beautiful,
she has a fine personality,
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and I'm sure she'll make
somebody an excellent wife.
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Look, don't start with me.
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The copy machine
is out of toner,
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the coffee maker is
hemorrhaging,
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and I think
I'm getting an eye infection.
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I don't mean
to interrupt your personal hell,
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but I was wondering
if you might like to find me
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the Zimmerman manuscript.
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It's what I live for.
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Thank you.
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Look, I won't be here tomorrow.
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I'm taking a personal day.
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A personal day?
Is everything all right?
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It's personal!
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Martin Tupper.
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Martin, it's Judith.
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I... I wanted
to make one more try.
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Take me back. Take me back.
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Darling.
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Richard and I want to talk
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to caterers tonight
about the wedding.
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So I was wondering
if you could take Jeremy
for a couple of hours?
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Sure.
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Does this mean
you've set a date?
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November 12th.
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Oh, well...
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That's like, 14 months away.
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Two months, Martin.
Two months.
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One second, Judith.
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Yes, Toby?
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Nick Koutrakis was the only man
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I ever really loved.
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I'm sorry?
I was 22.
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We both worked at Macy's.
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He sold men's suits.
I was in Complaints.
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Judith, I'm gonna
have to call you back, you...
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My executive assistant's
having an emotional moment.
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We dated for three weeks.
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The three most wonderful weeks
of my life.
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Then one day we had a fight.
It was over nothing. A bagel.
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But in the course of things,
I broke his nose.
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You broke his nose?
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I had a lot of anger then.
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Really?
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We never spoke after that.
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I don't know, I kept waiting
for him to come back to me.
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Six months later, he married
some bitch in Men's Underwear.
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Martin,
if you really want this lady,
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go after her!
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Otherwise, quit jerking off.
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Hey, buddy, give me that hug.
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Hey, Dad.
How you doing?
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You look great.
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I do?
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Something's different.
What's different?
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You cut your hair.
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Yeah, about a year ago.
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Oh. Well, it's grown in nicely.
Well, thank you.
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Hey, Geronimo,
you gotta help me out.
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I'm ready to throw
my computer out the window.
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Death Wizards?
I'm completely stuck.
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I have my sword,
I have my scepter.
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I have both my brains,
but I can't figure out
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how to get the magic mirror
away from the evil princess.
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I'll see what I can do.
See you later, Mom.
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Bye.
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Where you going?
Well, now, come back here.
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Can you stay a minute?
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Just.
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Malted milk ball?
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Oh, God, you know
I can't resist these.
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Yep.
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But why are they here?
You hate malted milk balls.
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No, no, no, I don't hate them.
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I just feel bad for all
the little malted milk men.
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Bullshit.
They used to make you gag.
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People change.
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I found something
I wanted to show you.
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What is this stuff?
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Oh, just some misty,
water-colored memories.
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These are from that ski trip
we took to Vermont.
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Oh, the two pine cones.
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I can't believe you saved these.
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Oh, and here's the snow.
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Oh, yeah.
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We had some
real good times, didn't we?
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Yeah. I guess we did.
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Thank you for being my wife.
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You know, I'd like a kiss.
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I don't see why we can't have
pine cone days
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and "Feliz Navidad"
nights again.
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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute here.
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Is that what this is all about?
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Is what what all about?
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The... the pine cones
and malted milk balls.
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I mean... Oh, my God.
You're wooing me.
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P... perhaps just a little.
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Martin, you can't honestly
believe there's any shred
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of hope that you and I
are getting back together again.
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Can I take that as a "maybe"?
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I won't even honor that
with a reply.
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Wait, wait, wait, don't go.
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Remember that little
ceramic calf, huh?
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Martin, you have lost your mind.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Remember these
seashells from some trip
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to some beach somewhere?
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I'll see you at 9:30.
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Wait, wait, wait!
Here's the funny hat.
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Please, miss, don't go.
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Goodbye.
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You love that bit.
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So tell me
about this Richard guy.
You guys get along?
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Yeah, we get along real great.
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But I bet you
don't see him a lot, right?
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With him
at the hospital all the time.
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And the shelter
for the homeless.
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He volunteers at a shelter?
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Well, he kind of runs it.
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Of course he does.
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Then you don't see him a lot.
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No, he's home pretty much.
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He just, um, budgets his time.
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So, what's he like?
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Is he kind of serious, huh?
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Likes to talk
about disease and poverty?
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No, Dad, we have a lot of fun.
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He plays the guitar,
and this Saturday he wants
to take us to a Mets game.
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Oh.
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Didn't he ever consider
the fact that this Saturday
is our day, hmm?
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Yeah, and he wants
to take us, you and me.
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Unless, of course, you don't
feel comfortable with that.
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In which case he said he'd be
glad to give you the tickets.
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Who is this guy?
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He has turned water into wine.
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He has cured the sick,
caused the blind to see
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and the deaf to hear.
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Geronimo, I want to talk to you
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about your mom
and Richard getting married.
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Oh, so you want to have one
of those father and son things?
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Well, yeah.
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If it's okay with you.
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Sure. Go ahead.
What do you want to know?
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Well, I just want to know
how you feel about it.
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I feel fine, Dad.
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Buddy.
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You don't have
to be brave with me.
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You know, this isn't just
about them getting married.
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It's also
about your mom and me getting...
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divorced.
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Do you understand
what that would mean?
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Dad, look.
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"Divorced" is a very scary word.
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But don't forget,
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although things
are going to be different,
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you're still my dad,
and I still love you.
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And we're going
to get through this.
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It's the Eddie Charles Show.
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And now here's your host,
Eddie Charles.
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Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you all.
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I'm Eddie Charles.
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Our guests today
include Sylvia Andrews,
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a patent attorney
from Baltimore, Maryland.
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Andrea Kelly, a divorce lawyer
from Dayton, Ohio.
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Lydia Pinsky, a trial attorney
from right here in Manhattan,
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and Ben Gogan, one of the top
litigators in the country.
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Today, we explore
the strange and exciting world
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of lawyers in lingerie.
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Let's start with Sylvia.
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Sylvia... why lingerie?
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Well, I can't speak
for my colleagues here,
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but for me, Eddie, I think
it actually started
back in law school.
273
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I was sitting in a torts class
and Professor Rothman...
274
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O'Neill versus
the Commonwealth of Virginia
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was a landmark case,
and I had on a drop-waist
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powder blue nightgown
under my suit.
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And, uh, as I was making
my closing argument,
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I looked down and I noticed
that a bit of marabou
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was sticking out
from under my pant leg.
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So I made it...
Ben, fantastic.
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I'm sorry I have to cut you off.
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But that's all the time
we have left today.
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I want to thank all my guests,
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and for those
attorneys out there
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who share their secret shame,
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there are no support groups,
there are no 800 numbers.
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But we hope that after today,
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you will realize
you're not alone.
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00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,786
Take care, everyone!
290
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,855
Eddie! Psst! Hey!
291
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,760
Martin,
I have known you for 25 years,
292
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and that is the dumbest
idea you've ever had.
293
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,864
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with Judith?
294
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She's... she's wonderful.
295
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,102
Not as your wife, let's face it.
296
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It didn't work out.
You guys grew apart.
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These things happen.
Not that you would know.
298
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,177
You've never had
a relationship that lasted
longer than a breath mint.
299
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,347
That's fine.
Lash out at me all you need.
300
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,481
I can take it.
301
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,619
I'm adored by millions.
302
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,321
But that's
not gonna change the fact
303
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that after a couple of years,
your marriage turned to shit.
304
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,126
You used to talk to me.
305
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We'd sit for hours
and talk and talk.
306
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,201
Whenever we went out dining,
we'd talk.
307
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,505
Now you never say
anything to me anymore.
308
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,174
I'm listening, dear.
You can talk to me.
309
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,378
Come on.
Things were never that bad.
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Amnesia.
You're suffering from amnesia.
311
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,386
Just throw it away.
312
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,491
Come on,
is this really necessary?
313
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,093
Yes. Just step on the pedal.
314
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,498
Tell yourself,
"I'm being a dick.
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The woman is history."
316
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,068
And throw it away.
317
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,206
You know, there was this moment
318
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when we reached
the top of the mountain.
319
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,610
That's a really
interesting anecdote.
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00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,513
Drop the snow.
321
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,550
Now you see, was that so hard?
322
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,291
Okay, okay, okay.
323
00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,095
Now you know
what you've got to do.
324
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,697
Pull out my eye?
325
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,232
You gotta start dating again.
326
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,967
Dating?
327
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,907
Dating?
328
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,776
No. No!
329
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Melkis.
330
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Melkis!
331
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Almost done.
No, no. All done.
332
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I'll see you next Thursday.
Wednesday.
333
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,807
All right.
334
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,045
What? What?
335
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,694
Lauren?
Martin.
336
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,062
Hi.
337
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,596
Hi.
338
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Come on in.
Thank you.
339
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Let me take your coat there.
340
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,537
Mm.
341
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,643
Something smells good.
Oh, thank you.
342
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,480
Oh, you must
have been cooking all day.
343
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,549
Oh, I just whipped up
a little Caesar salad,
344
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,485
and some fettuccini marinara.
345
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,553
Ooh.
346
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,390
It's a receipt.
347
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,925
It's an old family secret.
348
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,094
My grandmother uses them
instead of bay leaves.
349
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,031
Wine?
Thanks.
350
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,711
You know, Eddie didn't give me
351
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:14,014
any idea
you were this attractive.
352
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,349
Oh.
353
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,817
Well, I'm not really his type.
354
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,956
Let me make a phone call.
355
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,057
Be my guest.
356
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,235
Hi, honey, guess what?
357
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,939
It's gonna be another one
of those endless nights
at the office.
358
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,107
I'm sorry.
359
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,377
No, don't wait up.
360
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,980
I don't know
how late I'm going to be here.
361
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,117
Yeah, just set
that anywhere, Carol,
and get me the Benjamin file.
362
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,722
Mm-hmm, yeah. Me too.
363
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,491
See you in the morning.
364
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,465
So, where were we?
365
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,469
Your... brother?
366
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,971
No.
367
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,441
Boyfriend?
368
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,776
No.
369
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,679
Husband?
370
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,083
Is that gonna be a problem?
371
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,419
All right,
how long's it been going on?
372
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,223
Two months.
373
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,927
Is this the end,
or the beginning
of something bigger?
374
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,095
We love each other.
375
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,696
Traditionally,
376
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,365
it's the man
who does the talking.
377
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,473
I am so sorry, I don't know
how I could have forgotten
about this dentist appointment.
378
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,907
I would cancel, of course,
379
00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,510
but oral hygiene is
so important, don't you think?
380
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,078
Bye-bye. My best to the mister.
381
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,048
I'm really impressed.
382
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,751
I've never met a man
who rolls his own sushi before.
383
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,053
Listen,
I have to ask you a question.
384
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,188
Shoot.
Are you gonna fuck me over?
385
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,659
Why? Did you hear that I might?
386
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,029
Well, I just need to know,
'cause I'm not gonna invest
387
00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,840
the next three months
of my life only to find out
388
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,241
you're just getting back
at your ex-wife
389
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,068
or you're incapable
of making a commitment.
390
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,537
She seems
to be a very unstable person.
391
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,273
You haven't, by chance,
been hurt before?
392
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,775
That's uncanny.
393
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,577
You read me so well. See?
394
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,347
I could really fall for you
in a big way.
395
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,983
And that thought terrifies me.
Me too.
396
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,317
Pardon?
More sushi?
397
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,921
I just need a man
who's capable of loving me.
398
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,289
That's all.
399
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,092
Martin, are you that man?
400
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,695
People need to love each other.
401
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,466
You can't live without love.
402
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,903
James! No!
403
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,707
Oh, my God.
404
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,876
Six weeks to live?
Are they sure?
405
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:57,944
Yes.
406
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,681
So if you're looking
for a long-term relationship...
407
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,951
I'm afraid
I'm not the guy for you.
408
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,054
This always happens to me.
409
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,291
Too tight?
Tighter.
410
00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:16,830
You know, I've never done
anything like this before.
411
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,032
You're doing fine.
412
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,267
Eddie told me you were into
some interesting stuff,
413
00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:23,003
but I had no idea.
414
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,438
Are... are you sure about this?
415
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,606
Oh, yes.
416
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,946
Start at the toes.
417
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,715
You got it.
418
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,753
So, you're into real estate.
419
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,888
Don't talk.
Right, right.
420
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,258
Sorry.
421
00:23:52,065 --> 00:23:54,000
I'm a little concerned
about the cholesterol.
422
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,802
Martin.
Right.
423
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,411
Yes.
424
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,980
Ah, yes. Yes!
425
00:24:08,248 --> 00:24:09,616
Yes!
426
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,821
I think we could use
some pudding here.
427
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,890
Don't stop.
428
00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:24,864
Hey. Are you all right?
You look lousy.
429
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:27,133
Don't stop.
430
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,301
I'll be right back.
431
00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:36,376
Martin?
432
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:37,577
Martin?
433
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,214
Martin?
434
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,150
Martin!
435
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,492
Martin, you have a simple
upset stomach, that's all.
436
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,395
Here, take this.
437
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,869
Oh.
You're fine.
438
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,572
I don't feel fine.
439
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,973
I'm gonna die.
440
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,109
Oh, Stevie,
you're not gonna die.
441
00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:12,245
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try real hard.
442
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,848
Where's Jeremy?
In the living room.
443
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,150
Look, Richard's waiting
for me downstairs in the car.
444
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,954
Um, I just need those papers.
445
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,756
Right.
They're over there on the table.
446
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,957
There's a pen there.
447
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:28,028
I know this is really hard
to believe right now,
448
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:31,097
but I promise you,
there will come a day
when you'll get over me.
449
00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:34,634
Judith, I'm over you.
450
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:35,835
Oh.
451
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,937
It took me long enough
to see it, but...
452
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,107
we were a lousy couple.
453
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:44,144
We had our problems, but I...
454
00:25:44,177 --> 00:25:47,414
No, no, no. We stunk.
455
00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:50,183
Well, I... I think
that's a little strong.
456
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,752
Come on, toward the end there,
I was impossible,
457
00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:54,754
and you, you were a bitch.
458
00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,222
You gave me ulcers.
459
00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:59,059
They weren't ulcers,
you had gas.
460
00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,327
We weren't meant to be together.
461
00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,797
Well, I think
this is all very healthy.
462
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,132
I wouldn't get involved
with you again if you gave me...
463
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,667
Enough, Martin!
Sorry.
464
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,170
So, here.
465
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,281
What? What is it?
466
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,416
Judith.
467
00:26:25,385 --> 00:26:26,953
The day our divorce
becomes final,
468
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,988
I won't be able to kid myself
anymore.
469
00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:32,158
I'm closer to 40
than I am to 30,
470
00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:34,094
and I don't have
anyone in my life...
471
00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:36,930
and I'll be all alone.
472
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:39,599
Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta, there we go.
473
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:43,603
Okay, well,
we have orange juice.
474
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,538
I made myself from concentrate.
475
00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:47,374
We have a choice of bran flakes,
476
00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,776
bran nuggets
and new squares of bran,
477
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,012
a cup of herbal tea,
and for dessert,
478
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,980
fresh strawberries
and whipped cream.
479
00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:57,717
Why do you have so many
cans of whipped cream, Dad?
480
00:27:00,387 --> 00:27:02,689
Now, I seem to remember
you saying something
481
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,457
about how
there's no one in your life,
482
00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,959
and you're all alone.
483
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:12,265
He can see.
484
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,801
Here you go.
I'm sorry it took so long.
485
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,038
I hope you and Richard
will be very happy together.
486
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,472
Martin?
Yeah.
487
00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:21,341
You didn't sign it.
488
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:22,409
No, right.
489
00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:35,455
So, what's the plan
for today, sport?
490
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,923
How about Coney Island?
Great.
491
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,092
I thought you were sick.
Not that sick.
492
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,961
A minute ago, you were ready
to have me call 911.
493
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,097
Fine. You don't want us
to go, we won't go.
494
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:47,000
Look, I don't care what you do.
Go ahead, go eat corn dogs
495
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,168
and get sicker.
496
00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:49,812
We can stay home,
and play computer games.
497
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,280
Fine, if it'll
make your mother feel better.
498
00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:53,106
Don't put this on me.
Hey, you guys.
499
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,617
Who's putting it on you?
Oh, fine.
500
00:27:54,641 --> 00:27:56,276
Oh, I hate that "fine."
501
00:27:56,309 --> 00:27:57,811
Come on, you guys, don't fight.
502
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,245
We're not fighting.
503
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,956
This is the same thing
that's happened many times.
504
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,084
Actually, I wish I'd signed that
five years ago instead of two.
505
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,585
Just wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
506
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,054
Listen to us.
507
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,758
We're still a family.
508
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,828
Easy to hurt people, Joey,
when you try,
509
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:18,231
Helping them, loving them,
that's the real trick.
510
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,333
Otherwise, if you must know,
511
00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:25,271
I feel just like
a senior blue beaver.
512
00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:26,940
Senior blue beaver.
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