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..19 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery...

These dastardly Traitors, we've gotta find them.

..all in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.

Oh!

As more Faithful fell... I am a Faithful.

"You have been murdered."

..castle conspiracies escalated.

Stephen's a Traitor.

The mission raised the stakes...

The losing team will be up for murder tonight.

Oh! Is everyone happy with their teams?

No, I'm not happy with my team.

We should now randomise it one more time. Oh, for God's sake!

Who is the leader of the pack?

Oh!

Nick, Lucy, Kate, Stephen, Jonathan - you are up for murder.

Sorry, guys.

..and a heated Round Table...

I'm interested in the way that Kate and Stephen interact.

I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.

Why are you acting cocky round the table? I'm voting Joe tonight.

It's not Joe, because I deliberately sabotaged that final round.

..resulted in a banished knight...

Stephen. Stephen.

I am, of course, as I have told you all along, a Faithful. Ah!

..and it's checkmate for either Kate, Lucy or Nick.

"If you see Claudia, you are safe.

"If you turn around and see the Traitors, you have been murdered."

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

SINISTER CHORAL MUSIC

Ah! Can I hug you?

You may. Are you sure?

Congratulations, you are safe. Thank you.

SINISTER CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES

OWL HOOTS

Last night, the Traitors murdered a Faithful face-to-face.

For either Lucy or Kate, their time in the castle is over.

But who will be walking into breakfast

and who is not coming back?

We must be first.

God, look how small the table is.

Ah! Ah!

That's depressing. That's sad.

But that does mean I get first dibs on the croissants.

Poor old Stephen went. I know, I'm so embarrassed.

Like... So wrong.

How have we managed to banish another Faithful?

We got rid of Stephen, found out he's a Faithful.

You know, the numbers don't lie.

I think it's a combination of they're doing a brilliant job,

and we're doing... the worst job in Traitors' history.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Come in!

Hello! Hello! Darling! Oh! Hello! Yeah.

Of course you three are here.

Oh, what a gentleman.

Murdering face-to-face

was so harsh and so raw.

I feel like the Grim Reaper.

It's probably going to take three votes now for someone to go.

But we must, actually, honestly, the Faithfuls,

we've got to band together. Mm.

If you are a Faithful, please follow me

because we've got to get a majority of vote.

Celia, I will definitely follow you, but I need some sort of...

Guidance. ..theory, based on a little bit of evidence.

The trouble is... And you can't keep just complimenting people,

then voting for them. You've got to have a reason.

I know. Calm down.

My worry is, the Traitors will warn each other.

Oh, I see. And I don't want to give them time to warn each other.

There's so few of us now that they'll be aware of everything

cos there'll be one of them in every conversation.

So, who is it...? It's Jonathan, Nick, Lucy

and Kate can be murdered.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Come in!

Ah! Hello, Nick. Good morning! Hello! Hello.

I thought you'd be murdered,

I'm not going to lie. I'm so happy to see you, Nick.

Thanks, man. I mean, like, honestly, I'm just so delighted to be here.

We've got the one true Faithful back.

I feel really lucky to have survived.

I mean, I'm just really keen to see who has gone.

If it's Kate, that pretty much confirms to me

my theory that Jonathan, Lucy and Cat

are the Traitors.

So, last night I had to walk to the chessboard,

stand in the middle and then that Death figure... Last night? Yeah!

What?! In the middle of the night, genuinely, it was mad. What?

That's mad. And it said on the letter, "If you turn around,

"and you're going to die, you will see the Traitors and they will

"reveal themselves to you, but it does mean you're murdered."

Oh, my God!

"Or if you turn around and you see Claudia, then you know you're safe."

So the Traitors, whoever they murdered,

did it to their face, then? They did it to their face,

and so whoever has gone... That's cold. ..got to find out

who the Traitors were. That is cold.

Anyway, that's how it played out and so it was quite thrilling.

God, Nick, how brave of you!

Well, I mean... I mean it! Thanks, Celia.

I think there's more Faithfuls... Here... Here. And I agree with that.

I put it out there.

I'd love it if you came with me on the Jonathan theory.

If I'm wrong, please just vote me out tomorrow.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Come in. Come in.

Good morning! Jonathan!

Walking into breakfast, I'm going to admit

that I know the heat's on me.

I know Joe's going to go for me, but really I've just got to take it

as it comes, which is how I've sort of played most of this game.

Do you want to tell Jonathan... Oh, you must have done the same?

In terms of, like, going down and stood on the chessboard

and everything. Chessboard, but I was thinking

I'm not going to talk about it. Oh, OK. Oh, I see, yeah.

I just described it in full detail.

But then if there was a Traitor in the group, they would have been

there anyway, so they may well have witnessed us all going up there.

Oh, I see. Right, OK, yeah. Yes.

So it's Lucy or Kate.

Lucy or Kate are not coming back.

Oh, this is stressful, isn't it?

Lucy was convinced it's her, but I think they've killed Kate. Yeah.

If she comes through that door, I'm going to be like, "What the hell?"

If Kate comes through, I'm more inclined to believe she's a Traitor.

KNOCK ON DOOR Come in! Oh, that's a Lucy knock.

GASPS

Congratulations, you are safe.

Thank you.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

I was right! Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh, I hope you feel terrible about yourselves.

Lucy, you've been murdered.

Oh, my God!

I'm not happy with you at all.

"By order of the Traitors, you have been murdered.

"Signed, the Traitors."

Oh, you've played this really, really well.

I'm sorry, Lucy! No, that's not good enough.

Bye, Lucy.

Bye. See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!

I can't believe it was Cat!

I've totally let my emotions cloud things

and not wanting to believe that

because I've built up a friendship with somebody,

that they're not capable of doing it.

And Alan! Oh!

Alan killed Paloma!

There was an element of, like, real shock

and feeling quite betrayed, and also, like, a relief.

I finally know who they are.

I can't believe it.

GASPS

Have you just been saying I'm a Traitor?

Good morning, Kate. Oh, my goodness, so Lucy's gone!

Lucy?

Oh, my God, that has thrown everything.

VOICEOVER: I actually felt really bad murdering Lucy.

I felt quite guilty but it had to be done.

I think it's just going to cause more chaos.

Well, this has blown it wide open. All my theories are just...

Nobody's pleased to see me!

We are pleased to see you. We're confused.

Everybody looked really shocked.

I think now, those that are suspicious of me being a Traitor

are even more suspicious.

Why does nobody trust me?

I don't trust anyone here. And, secondly,

you don't come with a lot of ideas or theories, so then I'm like,

"Oh, are you just waiting for someone else to pick a theory,

"so that you as a Traitor, potentially,

"could just jump on that one and stay hidden?"

OK. They're the two bits of feedback I'll give you.

I've been under attack quite a lot,

so I think maybe I've been defending myself

so it hasn't looked like I've been attacking, but...

Can I say one thing, though? Everyone's feeling paranoid.

In actual fact, we're not feeling paranoid,

cos you feel paranoid if you think people are after you, who aren't.

We are feeling people after us cos they are.

Oh! I think I'm reasonably... Oh...

Good morning, everybody. Morning! Good morning!

I hope you are enjoying your breakfast.

You are getting so close to the final

and winning money for your chosen charity.

I tell you who isn't, though - poor Lucy.

Brilliant Lucy was murdered by the Traitors face-to-face.

Ooh!

I hope that hasn't put you off balance.

I'll see you shortly for your next mission.

"Off balance."

It's going to be something where we have to balance well.

Oh, all right, Sherlock.

LAUGHTER She literally said, "balance."

I'm glad you've started coming to the table with theories now, Kate.

I'm so useless, I can't bear it!

LAUGHTER

I'm going to play badminton, if anyone wants to play badminton.

Badminton! Can I watch you play it badly?

Yeah, I mean... Oh, and it's also a bit windy.

That's going to be my excuse.

Big couch over here? Yeah.

Take a flick, like that. I'm very confused now, Joe. So am I, mate.

I was adamant Lucy had something to do with it.

My theory has been based around Jonathan being the leader,

and his minions were Mark and Lucy.

I mean, yeah, great.

How wrong I was about Lucy.

I feel bad cos I was pretty convinced

but, obviously, I was wrong.

So, that's kind of blown things wide open for me a little bit.

I think we need to talk about the chess game.

How the teams were selected. Didn't you just randomise it, though?

I said we've got to randomise it

because if there's any Traitors who have decided, "Oh, well,

"let's us go here or one there or two there," I thought,

let's sort of try and blow that out the water, at least,

in the first instance. We walked onto the chessboard randomly

and if a Traitor looked at that and there were too many,

two or even three of the Traitors on one team, they would want to say,

"Let's arrange the teams differently."

Well, that puts a target on my back but, I mean, I am a Faithful.

But, like... I did find that strange. Yeah.

It was Nick who was uncomfortable with the way the two teams

had been divided, so that's a question

that's been playing around in my mind.

This is...

LAUGHS

Oh, my God! I can't do this.

I can't stand and watch these two play!

But David's reading it wrong because I was the one who said

I want us to change the teams, because I was like,

"Why don't we put some intention on our choice?" Yeah.

Today's plan is, get round the Faithfuls,

see where they're at and then get at least three others

to vote in the same way

and catch our first Traitor.

That Traitor is Jonathan, in my eyes.

Joe and Cat, will you come with me

if I vote for Jonathan tonight? Yes.

I haven't been able to shake him from day one.

Let's make a pact, cos the thing is, I think we daren't talk about it

too much cos I don't want the Traitors to warn each other.

Do you think we're closer now to getting a Traitor

to dob in a Traitor?

No. You know why? Why? Why would they? We haven't got any of them.

Unless we get a Traitor, they're obviously

presenting a united front, I think. Do you think, though,

that if they see that the wind is going in one person's direction

who is a Traitor...? Cos they're definitely jumping on bandwagons.

I guess my concern's that everyone's got to pile on me

cos some people do think I'm a Traitor, you know, they say,

"Well, you're not coming to the table with it." But when you

came to the table and you were really strong about Mark,

you were wrong. I know, I know, I know.

But here's a way of looking at it. Who have we been strong on

that we've been either steered away from or persuaded away from?

The only one I was strong on last night was Joe.

And I have problem with Joe. And I was steered away from him.

Did you vote for Joe as well? I voted for Joe. I just think that,

that front he puts on, you know, always beware of someone

who keeps pushing someone else forward strongly.

Why are you doing that when you've got no proof?

I am so confused right now.

Nobody's trusting their gut any more cos their gut keeps lying to them.

Nobody's trusting each other any more

cos we're all lying to each other,

and I thought I would have more clarity, but I don't.

I said, do you think there's any hope at all

that a Traitor might dob in a Traitor now and they might think,

"Well, we only need one Traitor to win so therefore we'll dob them in"?

Who did you say that to? Alan and Jonathan.

And what did they both say? They both said, "Nonsense."

You could interpret that as you were talking to two of 'em.

Yes, right. It's a possibility. And they were actually answering

your question, but they were answering it on behalf...

They were telling each other...

"We're not going to do that." Oh, that's interesting. OK.

You all right, Alan? Yeah. I'm still getting a lot of heat.

You're getting a bit more than before. Mm.

Who are you going to go for? I don't know yet. Who do you think?

Joe's not going to let go, is he?

I think it's got to be Joe. Let's stick with Joe. Yeah.

I think Jonathan is on the ropes.

Joe's like a dog with a bone. He won't let it go.

You've just got to hope that he doesn't influence

any of the others to go for Jonathan.

With the prize pot currently sitting at £43,500,

in today's mission, the Traitors and Faithful

must rely on each other to bank more money.

It is actually bonkers, this, isn't it? It's madness.

We've never been in a car together, have we? No.

We can do plotting. Yeah, we can!

You any good at balancing?

I've got a little bit of core strength. Really?

I've got a little bit of core strength.

Kate said that she had a conversation with you and Jonathan,

saying, "Oh, I think round about now,

"maybe the Traitors will turn on each other and vote 'em out."

You and Jonathan both said, "No. No, no, no, no."

Then Joe's gone, "Well, maybe you were talking

to two Traitors just then and they've just told you." Oh!

Joe's really, like... Joe needs to go!

Celia, we don't ask you often enough, I don't think,

but who do think it might be?

Darling, do you really want the truth? Yes.

You know I'm dazzled by you. You think it's me?

I don't want you then to think I'm trouble and then kill me.

No, I'm...

LAUGHTER

You know, seriously.

Jonathan's going to vote for Joe, I'm going to vote for Joe. Yeah.

You vote for Joe as well. I can't!

You can, cos once you've written it on the board, that's three.

Let's get rid. But if he doesn't go, he's coming for me.

There's going to be someone goes out tonight who maybe only has

three votes, so only go for who you think it is,

because it would be very easy to tip it in one direction. I know.

No, no, no, we've got to stick together.

Alan has stayed under the radar. He sure has.

But also, can I say someone else who has? Cat. Yes.

She's barely said two words. I know. They're the two people who've stayed

under the radar most, who are left. Alan and Cat. Yes.

And that does look suspicious.

Oh, God! Oh, no!

Have you seen that over there?

Wow! Oh, that's actually quite scary.

That's going to wobble a load. Yeah.

Oh, no!

Players, who here loves heights?

This looks like hell. Oh, my God!

This is the bridge. It's tall, it's big.

Unfortunately for you, I've just got to be frank,

it's quite rickety. Urgh! It's going to wobble like crazy.

All you have to do is cross the bridge.

Charming.

Along the bridge are markers.

Each time you pass a marker, £500 will be added to the prize pot.

If you fall off the bridge,

you will only bank the money earned up to that point.

To help you, though, this is lovely, you'll be working in pairs.

One of you will cross the bridge while the other will act as a guide.

But that's not all.

As you can see, suspended in the air is a shield bag.

You must collect this bag on your way across the bridge.

OK, I'm going to be honest with you.

The bridge has not been finished.

So, you will have to throw this bag to your partner.

If your guide catches the bag,

I add another £500 to the prize fund. Oh! OK.

So, if you all cross the bridge, if you all collect the bag,

you could add a whopping £10,000 to the prize fund.

Whoever catches a bag, they then have a choice.

Choose a portrait and put it in the shield frame,

and therefore protect that person from murder.

They can choose themselves, or any other player.

There is only one shield available today, and that will belong

to whoever is in the shield frame at the end of the mission.

Harness up and then we'll chose the pairings.

I think everyone who's a Faithful who doesn't have a shield

is worried about being murdered tonight.

It's so close to the wire now.

We're all desperate to get a shield.

Let's see who's going first. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness.

Alan. Yes!

Kate. Oh, come on!

Who's crossing and who's...? I'd like to do it.

Do you want to cross? Yeah. All right. I'll do it.

So, Alan, you're going to cross the bridge? Yes, I am.

Kate, you're going to be his guide.

I wanted to make the most of this mission, so I said I'd do it.

I'm trying my hardest to look like a Faithful.

Oh, God!

Alan, Kate, are you ready? Yes!

Oh, my God! OK.

OK, enormous luck!

Alan, cross the bridge!

Oh, look at him.

Oh, no, it's well wobbly!

That is so wobbly!

It is wobbly. Spread your weight. Put your arms out!

Oh, no, no, no!

You can do it, Alan!

No! No! No!

It was terrifying. It looked easy from down below,

but the way it wobbles under your feet,

it's like you're on top of a skyscraper.

Stop it now! Breathe!

You can do it! Look up!

No, no, no!

CELIA LAUGHS

Oh, darling boy!

We're never going to make the Round Table if you take this long.

Aargh!

Lean a bit more to your left.

Aargh! Oh! It's all right, Alan.

You're nearly there! No, I'm not, you liar!

Oh, no, there's this bit here. Don't rush.

ALAN SQUEALS

How do I get over it? Slowly!

Aargh! Aah! Keep edging forward. Aargh!

Oh! You're doing well! Shut up!

You're doing brilliantly!

I felt like I was at sports day with the kids.

Well done!

But I fear that maybe, like a kind of loving,

overbearing, willing mother, I was putting him off.

Ah-ha-ha!

£500!

£500 banked! Yeah!

Oh, no! No, no, no! Oh, I can't watch.

I can't watch.

His knees must be shaking with the adrenaline.

Whoa... Oh, no, no, no! Well done!

Alan, you're halfway.

Oh!

Ooh! Wow! Wow!

Ha! Yes! Alan!

Has he got to get the bag now?

Oh, no!

Our hero! That's going to be hard.

Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Alan!

Oh, my God! I am not looking forward to this.

Yes!

Whoa, no! Yes! Yes!

Oh, no, this...

You're doing so amazingly well, Alan. You're there, you're there,

you're there. Well done, Alan.

£2,000 added!

Now, hang on. Get central.

If Kate catches it, another £500 will be added to the prize pot.

Here we go.

Got it! Yes! Yes!

Well done, Alan!

I mean, if she had dropped that sack after me going all the way

across that rickety bridge, I would have murdered her, in plain sight.

How does he get down?

There is only one way down.

Really? Really?!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Woo! Yeah! Well done!

Alan! Alan, you're an absolute hero.

God, my testicles!

I feel like a winner and a eunuch!

LAUGHTER

We were an incredible pair.

I think I did help to get him across.

However, you might talk to Alan and he might say I drove him crackers!

That bag means that you now can protect a player from murder.

You can choose any player, including yourself.

No discussion, off you go.

There's not many of us left.

The final is in touching distance.

I could really do with a shield on this one.

I think it's got to be Alan.

Oh, Kate!

You earned it. Ah!

I thought there's absolutely

no way I can keep this shield

for myself because he has flippin' earned that shield.

OK, here we go.

Jonathan. Oh! Ha-ha!

Nick. Nick! OK, so who's doing which role?

I'll walk the plank. That was a scary-looking mission

and I kind of didn't really want to try it.

If Nick wants to do it, great, let's do it.

Good luck, Nick, cross the bridge.

Ooh! Oh!

Marvellous, very balletic.

I've done quite a lot of work on, like, wires in, like, TV

and theatre and film, and I get a real thrill out of it.

You're like a cat! A very, very agile one with great balance.

It's the Alan Carr textbook. He's copying me.

£500 added.

Well done!

Slowly now. It's going to get wobblier.

Whoa!

And now slowly over.

Perfect! Well done!

Well done!

It was like he hadn't even

touched the bridge. It didn't move.

He was just so elegant and gentle.

£1,000 added.

Oh, my God, you're doing great.

I didn't really have to do anything difficult at all.

I just have to stand on a little platform and watch someone

doing the hard work, which kind of is how I like to live these days.

Grab the bag. £1,500 added.

He's now attempting to get the shield bag.

Whoa! Well done!

£2,000.

OK, I'd better catch this now.

Oh! Yes! Yes! Woo! Yes!

Nick Mohammed! £2,500 added!

Whoa! Yeah, lovely! Woo!

Oh, look how cute he looks, dangling there.

I love heights. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't easy.

Like, it was tricky to sort of balance on the bridge,

but it was, yeah, it was thrilling and I really enjoyed it.

But Jonathan now has a big decision to make.

Oh!

Oi! Put that back! Put it back!

VOICEOVER: My face is replaced. That's showbiz!

You know, one minute you're front-page news

and then you're, you know, fish and chip paper.

Oh! Oh, he's put you on. You are shielded, Nick.

It was very easy for me to put Nick's in because I just copied

what a Faithful had done

and Kate had done what they've all been doing, really bad tactics,

I think, which is not to play for the shields personally, but to treat

them as some kind of, like, honour system that we're all really polite.

OK... Celia.

Yeah!

Cat! Oh! Yeah! What a team!

I want to cross the bridge. Yes, perfect. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness!

It was so scary. To start, I didn't think

I was going to get on the bridge. When I looked at it,

I really did not think I was going to get through it.

Two pairs have gone over, completely successfully.

You have added £5,000 to the pot.

Brilliant. Now it's time for Cat and Celia.

Good luck, Cat, darling! Good luck, Cat! Cat, cross this bridge!

It's actually fine. It's actually fine. We're so fine.

It's literally fine.

You've got this, Cat! You're OK!

Um, what's my problem? OK, OK, OK. We're right behind you!

I just didn't want to be the person that

didn't get across the bridge cos I'd be really embarrassed.

Yes! There we go!

It's fine, we're literally fine, it's literally fine.

It's literally fine. Well done! It's literally fine. It's literally fine.

It's literally fine. It's literally fine. More steps!

CAT SCREAMS

It's OK!

Scream, let it out! Let it out! OK.

If you can, more in tune!

# Ah!# Better. There you go.

It's steep and then it'll get flatter.

This is a horrible bit. Stop mentioning steep.

But I think the first bit looks really scary.

Yeah, well don't say it. Huh! Oh!

Maybe look up a wee bit, darling.

That's good. And use your arms to balance you.

My bloody legs keep shaking and it's ricketing the whole stupid bridge!

This is a new side to Cat, I'm going to be honest.

But, you know, it must be terrifying. Wh... Woo! Woo!

My legs can't stop shaking!

It was very scary being on that bridge.

I just didn't want to fall off it.

I just didn't want to fall,

so I had to just keep trying to get my balance and keep breathing.

How did you do this, Nick? What about me? I did it, too!

How did you do this, Alan and Nick? Thank you.

Take a right leg... a large step...

That's it! That's it.

Yes! You've done it! Yes. You've done it.

I think it's good with your legs apart like that.

LAUGHTER

Celia, like some PE teacher from the '60s at an all-girls' school,

"Arms out, Cat. Legs akimbo!"

And then you'd look across to Cat

and she'd be like, "Aargh!"

"Aargh!"

£500! Yes!

£500 added.

Oh! You're all right, you're all right, you're all right.

You're so close. Take your time.

SHRIEKS

You're all right.

I'm an adult, I'm an adult.

But you're an athlete as well, Cat. You love this!

I love it!

Oh, no! Oh, no, Oh, no. Come on, you've got this.

Yes! Whoa!

Ah! Oh! Don't say "Oh!"

Yay!

£1,000! Yeah!

Cat got halfway and then the building confidence to the end,

and, obviously, a lot of that

was down to Celia giving words of encouragement. You've got this, Cat!

£1,500! £1,500! So proud of you!

You're doing so well!

Oh. Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God! Woo! Bravo, Cat!

Put your foot on the red and the money's safe!

£2,000! Yes! Yeah!

Ready, Celia? Yes, darling.

Yes! Yay!

Well done, Celia. You were amazing!

You did it and you loved it! Bravo, you!

I could cry.

I was very, very proud of Cat.

In fact, I was rather thrilled to be partnered with her,

cos I knew she'd be good.

Sorry, Nick.

Oh!

It has to be, doesn't it?

Oh! Yes! Yay!

Actually...

No! No!

LAUGHTER

OK, Joe and David. Who's going to do what?

What do you fancy? I'll do it, yeah.

You're crossing. And, David, you're catching.

OK, Joe, cross the bridge. You can do it!

Well, that went down a bit, didn't it?

Oh, look at this. Oh, I like the technique.

We can't even do it when we're not on the bridge.

Knees bent, arms out.

He's got the giggles. He's got the giggles.

I was starting to get a bit nervous.

I'm a little bit top heavy

and balance isn't really my strong point.

Come up. Take your time.

This is nice. Yeah! Well done! Brilliant, Joe, brilliant.

Thank you, David.

Yes! Yes! You've done it.

Yes! Look at him! Concentrate.

It's really wobbly in the middle. Oh! Ooh! Oh, Joe!

I was hoping that Joe would fall,

not only cos it would be quite funny to watch,

but that would have meant that Cat would hold on to the shield.

Yes!

£1,000 added.

I can't believe he's got this far. Woo-ha-ha!

Take your time, slow it down. Stay focused.

Ooh! Yes!

Brilliant, well done. Woo!

David, you're really, like, calming energy to me.

That's it. And I'm enjoying it a lot. Take your time.

Careful, careful, careful. Oh, the bag!

£1,500.

Careful! Almost there.

Yes! Well done. Yes! £2,000!

Yes! David caught it!

Well done! £10,000!

Oh, that's good! Wow!

Joe did a brilliant job and he did it with all of the

kind of his normal humour.

Cat, you are currently shielded from tonight's murder. Yes.

It is up to David who gets the shield. Interesting.

What's he going to do?

Sorry! Oh!

He can put anybody on, including himself.

Yes! Ah! Ah! Woo!

That's the right decision. Got to be.

I'm buzzing to get this shield.

At this stage in the game,

the chances of getting murdered are higher than ever,

so I'm going to sleep easy with the shield tonight.

Players, congratulations.

You have added £10,000 to the prize fund. Woohoo!

So, today you tackled the bridge.

Next, you have to tackle the Round Table,

where one of you will be banished. I'll see you back at the castle.

Well done, guys.

We couldn't but wish each other well on that mission.

That's the great thing. Yeah.

It is the great thing, but it's also our biggest downfall, Celia.

I know. I know, I know.

Cos we seem to have been bonded so strongly that we're then

so confused as to actually

looking out for Traitors. And with each mission, it gets worse.

Well, Joe M's got a, shield. I know, I wanted to kill him tonight.

What we going to do?

That means he's going to come for Jonathan this Round Table

and tomorrow at Round Table, he's going to come for me.

He hasn't said that he thinks it's you,

but he's like, "We need to look at everyone."

Cos it would be very difficult for all three of us

to be able to get to the end. Yeah, yeah. Because they're hungry

and they're going to start looking at people they've never looked at.

I think the gloves are off.

Oh, is it lasagne? Oh, lovely. Honestly. Look at that.

I think they're playing the chaos game. The Traitors? Yeah.

That's why we haven't been able to find them.

They've gone randomly. Yeah. You know, with the...

There's no rhyme or reason. Ah. It's a tough one.

What makes me laugh, I'm not talking out of turn,

David, he has all these theories but where's the names?

He never mentions any names.

I might go with David tonight. Does he?

See, David is the one I'm most suspicious of.

I just want to have survived long enough to see one Traitor go,

at least. Yeah. I think David's going to bring me up at the table.

I know you're worried

but there's nothing to worry about it taking fire, your name.

I don't know, cos I haven't actually suspected David,

but because he has been banging on about it a bit,

I'm like, "Oh, David, give it a rest."

How are you feeling, David? Are you all right?

Utterly confused. I know. I think we're all a bit confused.

It feels like Jonathan's name has been mentioned a fair bit.

I think we spend a lot of time not talking about

what's occurred round the Round Table. Yeah.

Not talking about what's occurred?

You know, we talk a lot about theories.

Actually, that's true and our theories are never right. Yeah.

How are you feeling about the Round Table?

I'm going to try and stick to my...

..original thought.

I do.

I thought he was the one with the most chutzpah.

And I still think that. And, actually,

I've got waylaid in-between and I'm going back to it. Mm, yeah.

I just... If we get rid of another Faithful. I mean...

No, I'm not sure we've got another chance.

I think tonight is it.

But I'm afraid now, supposing you're a Traitor...

..you might warn your other friends... Mm...

..that I was going to vote for Jonathan.

That's what I worry about

and perhaps I shouldn't have said that. You can trust me.

ALAN GIGGLES

Can I? Oh, you can!

But can I, though? Oh, we've come this far!

I know, and I adore you but, Alan... What?

You're...

..very clever. Oh! Very clever.

Well, no, I am, I can, er, I can tell you now, I am a Faithful.

Well, you're bound to say that.

Why am I even bothering?

I don't know why Celia all of a sudden is suspicious of me.

She never used to be suspicious.

We used to have a lovely chat and she'd wink at me and go,

"Oh, Alan, I know you're a Faithful."

And now she's, like, dropping the T-bomb.

We should talk games cos this is the last chance we get before we go in.

Anyone changed their mind? Anyone want to say who they're thinking of?

Anyone would like to play a trick and try and confuse someone?

I feel like David is still suspicious of me

suggesting that we should randomise the groups.

Oh, was he asking you more about that? Yeah, he was,

and it's fair enough and I do... It was suspicious.

I think David is still suspicious of me.

I think you might still be suspicious of me a bit, Nick?

I'll be honest, it's just... I just feel it's wide open now.

I can't see it's Celia. Could be Alan.

Cos we all looked away from the Paloma thing very quickly.

It could be Alan.

You've made me nervous now about Alan.

Last night, I went, "Oh, Alan, you'll sleep well,"

and he turned round to me, he was like, "What? Why?"

And I went, "Cos you've got a shield."

He went, "Have I?" Oh, yeah.

And now I'm thinking, did he forget

cos he doesn't need one? You wouldn't forget.

But as a Faithful, I would not forget if I'd got a shield.

I'm like, "Right, I'm sorted."

I'm still here, Cat's still here, Alan's still here.

We are playing this as a team, but, you know, we do need to mention

each other's names or else we're going to come under suspicion.

It's very difficult.

They're all very independent thinkers. I think tonight

we're going to see people going much more with their gut.

The players are about to enter the Round Table.

With five defeats behind them, they are desperate to catch a Traitor.

So, who will step up? Who will take control?

Who will lead the hunt? We're about to find out.

# When the chaos comes, when the chaos goes...#

Tonight, we've nothing to lose.

Throw caution to the wind and catch ourselves a Traitor.

I'm going into the Round Table with mixed emotions.

Jonathan's name is on everyone's lips.

Me, him and Cat have been Traitors forever,

but I just don't know what I'm going to do.

Tonight, we have to get a Traitor.

We owe it to all the Faithful who have been murdered,

been banished before us. We really need to get it right.

We're two days away from the final, so we have to.

Have they got my number at last?

But then, I've been here before.

Am I just being unnecessarily worried about something?

Do I have a chance to survive?

Players, welcome back to the Round Table.

Today, you added £10,000 to the pot.

Your current prize fund total, then, is £53,500.

Faithful, so far, the Traitors have got away with murder.

In this room right now, you can change that.

The floor is yours.

OK, I'm going to start.

I'm going to share the names that I've heard.

I've heard you, Jonathan.

I've heard you, David.

I've heard a little bit of Nick. I don't think it's you, Nick.

I've also heard my name.

So, I don't know whether you want to start by saying

if anybody thinks it's me, so I could address that

before we then look at the other names we've heard.

I'm suspicious about the way conversations are deflected.

But I'm suspicious of everybody cos at this point in the game,

with the level of failure, we'd be crazy not to be suspicious.

Could I take the conversation in a slightly different direction...

Absolutely, please do.

..if I may? I just want to try and think about clues.

I'm confused by the chess mission

and I'm confused why it was

that when the two teams were selected,

that there was an intervention by you, Nick, to change that.

You, Nick, said that we needed to randomise the teams. Yeah.

But we were random. Yeah, no...

Nick, before you answer that, I think you're misremembering, David.

Just want to make sure. This might throw myself under the bus.

I easily could be, yeah.

But it was actually Claudia who said to us, are we happy with the teams?

Everyone agreed except me, who said,

"No, I want to be on a team with a Traitor

"so I can keep an eye on 'em."

I just wanted to ruffle a few feathers to see how people

would react, to not just going along with it.

You say it's just to ruffle a few feathers.

We've never been bothered in the past with the idea

of just saying, "Here's two teams."

And how did that go for us as Faithfuls?

Well, but we didn't know how it would turn out

cos we hadn't played the game. No, I mean, we'd never chosen teams

before, so my theory was, well, that's not working.

The only thing I would say in my defence, to have done that openly,

to have then kind of, I don't know, colluded with Joe,

last minute and deliberately kind of get the wrong answer,

and then for one of our team

to sort of make ourselves sort of vulnerable,

I mean, just to sort of kill one Faithful, you know,

if I were a Traitor, it feels very sort of roundabout

and it was just genuinely well-intentioned.

So, first time we're split into two teams where only one team

was going to be protected by shields.

That was different in that respect.

Alan, I just... I'd love to hear from you.

I haven't heard a huge amount from you at Round Tables.

Oh! We've only just started, love. Round Tables, plural.

Open up your lugholes. You're telling me I don't speak?

Do you think I don't speak at the Round Table?

No, I think you do speak. I guess you haven't spoken much recently.

Well, you were very big on Mark. What do you want me to say?

Well, I didn't say I wanted you to say anything.

I said I'd quite like to hear from you.

If you don't want to do that, I'm not forcing you.

OK, so, for the... Just something I want to...

Obviously, I have my suspicions of you, David,

and I just found it weird,

you know, when it was between you and Mark, you got five votes

and then those votes just disappeared... Yeah.

..for the next Round Table and I wondered whether you

and your fellow Traitors had done a bit of a...

Gone round and... Because they just evaporated.

It almost felt like the Traitors, cos I think there is three,

had said, "Let's just get David off the hook,"

because I just... You know, it was like it had never happened.

I'm equally surprised.

Like you, I was expecting to go at that Round Table. Yeah.

The thing is, it's make or break tonight, seriously.

We have to get a Traitor out. It's sad, but true.

We have to do it tonight. No messing.

I think Celia's call for urgency is really important.

If we banish a Faithful tonight, and the Traitors kill tonight,

there will be six players, three of whom will be Traitors,

which is catastrophically bad. If there are three.

If there are three, but that's been our working presumption.

I'd like to speak. Please.

I just wanted to just be honest and that.

I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.

Obviously, we've been kind of going with this big dog theory.

What you were saying yesterday, Joe,

about looking at the clues within the game,

especially the sort of Ruth situation,

cos I know we were saying it could be a double bluff?

So that's why I think I was leaning towards Stephen,

but then obviously we found out Stephen was a Faithful,

so I am then leaning towards you.

Look, it's a valid theory

but, you know, I would say I'm prepared to take one for the team.

If I go, you haven't got much of a team left. That's the thing.

But, I mean, if that's what your feeling is, I am telling you,

you're not going to be pleased with the end results.

I am going to vote for Jonathan, as much as I'm bedazzled by him

and adore him.

I've thought it, then I went off it, and I'm going to go with my gut.

Can I just say something while we're on Jonathan?

You know I was suspicious of Joe and, you know,

cos he's always there planting the seed.

I know he has this quite weird persona with his, you know,

the way he's... Pot, kettle, mate. Yeah, the way he stares at people,

but then I had a little bit of a brainwave.

Say you two are the Traitors.

Because you're so OTT... Cos I see you. You're like this.

And you almost, like, glaring at Jonathan like this

and, you know, you're like this.

And I thought, is it so big that, actually,

you make it impossible to vote for Jonathan because it's so out there?

Am I talking gibberish? No, it's maybe a possible vote for me,

but I'm saying I'm not in cahoots with Joe.

I was definitely going to go for Joe and I made that clear,

and the only reason I didn't was at the last minute,

I went back to someone who I was suspicious of was Stephen,

and the only person really speaking in defence of Stephen was Celia,

who is, of course, completely wrong tonight.

Players, the time for talk is over.

Please write down the name of the person you believe is a Traitor.

Oof!

Are the votes locked in? Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

Joe, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Big Dog.

I can't shake my gut, mate.

I've gone with you.

Cat?

Er, my vote's for you, Jonathan.

Same as Joe.

Celia, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm going for Jonathan.

Your kindness blinds me.

However, I'm going to stick with my gut.

Jonathan.

Well, I'm not entirely convinced, but I'm going with David.

David, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm voting for Nick, I'm afraid.

You're either the ultimate Faithful, or you're a brilliant Traitor.

So, a vote count. Three for Jonathan,

one for David, one for Nick.

Nick, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Er, Jonathan, I've reluctantly voted for you.

Um, I really, really hope that we're correct.

Alan?

After Niko, I promised myself

that I wouldn't follow the crowd and be a sheep.

But that's why I feel so bad now,

cos I have done that and I'm so sorry, Jonathan.

I had to go for it. Sorry.

Oh, God!

And for the final vote, Kate.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

I've gone for you, Jonathan. I'm sorry.

Jonathan, you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Oh, no! Oh, no! No!

Jonathan, you have received the most votes

and you are banished from the castle.

Please now reveal, are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

I've got no idea what everyone's doing wrong.

I cannot believe you've done it again.

I cannot believe that I'm standing here for no good reason,

so I don't want to be rude, but you're idiots.

But...I'm not judging because it's fiendish,

so I'm not blaming the players, I'm blaming the game.

I am now, and I have been all through the game,

completely faithful...

..to the Traitors! Yes! Oh!

CHEERING

Brilliant! Right to the end.

That was the most ridiculous bow-out ever.

They got me. But I'm kind of...

I'm kind of relieved and I'm glad that Alan went for me as well.

You know, we've been Traitors all the way through,

but I'm hoping that, just out of honour

for the departed older member of the family, they will stick together

and they will romp off to victory.

Players, you got one!

CHEERING

Well done. And you did it just in the nick of time.

Because after tomorrow's Round Table,

the banished players will not reveal their true identity.

God!

You deserve to celebrate, so I am throwing you a dinner party.

Stop it! Go, enjoy yourselves and enormous congratulations.

You are all one step closer to the final.

Oh! That was unbelievable!

It finally worked!

Ahh! Oh, we got one.

We've got a flippin' Traitor.

Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done.

The Faithfuls have got their first Traitor.

I feel very sad because it's been me, Jonathan and Alan

this whole time but, unfortunately, he just had so much heat on him,

it was time for him to go, unfortunately.

It's all your snooping that did it.

It's sad having to, you know, put his name down,

but it just got me off the hook.

But, yeah, there's a Jonathan Ross hole in my turret.

A dinner party tonight? Now? I've just had a lasagne.

Oh, my God! Carr's Bar, it's two for one cos we're celebrating.

Celia! Well done, my darling.

A, for doing your brilliance on the tight wire walk. Thank you.

But also for coming with me. Yes. For Jonathan. Yes.

Very good indeed to finally catch a Traitor.

Very relieved, but saddened cos I adored Jonathan,

but I'm very glad I stuck to my guns.

I'm absolutely buzzing.

It's so... It's so good!

It has been so long. I went, "Oh, my God, we're going to go

"the entire game and we'll never find one."

Honestly, that's what I thought.

And he played it so well. That was an unbelievable... Yeah.

He had us fooled.

I'm safe tonight. I've got a shield.

So, I will sleep well and tomorrow...

..round two begins.

Oh!

It'd be too easy to just rest on our laurels and not... I know.

No, no, no. Is there anything that was noticeable

in terms of reactions, or...? Cos usually what a Traitor does,

when they think they've been rumbled,

their last vote will either be a passing shot to a fellow Traitor...

I think he rolled his eyes. He went to David, didn't he? Yeah.

So, does that mean he's Jonathan's Traitor mate?

I don't know. Could be his Traitor mate.

Do you know what I mean? Mm-hm. I'm also appalled at my thought,

but why don't we think Alan might be?

See, Alan's clever... I think it was the, er, Paloma...

Alan's sort of flown under the radar because he is so adorable

and I'm completely hooked on him, actually. Mm. Mm.

SIGHS

After a long and agonising wait,

the Faithful finally banished a Traitor and Jonathan has gone.

That leaves Traitors Cat and Alan to regroup,

and tonight's murder isn't going to be easy,

as they're about to find out.

# Make me bleed

# Oh-oh, make me cry

# Still... #

Oh, no!

Bog off!

"Traitors, tonight there will be no secret meeting in the turret."

"Instead, you must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner."

"To do this, one Traitor must toast the player you want to murder,

"whilst saying the words..."

"'Parting is such sweet sorrow,' followed by their name."

"You must do this before the night is over."

# He eyes me like a Pisces

# When I am weak... #

Oh, dear!

It's a great feeling, that. It's a great feeling!

But he had me going at the end. Oh! Right to the last minute.

JOE LAUGHS

Just need to figure out

how to speak to Alan without making it too obvious.

Because Alan's got a loud voice. Gives things away.

So, who voted for Jonathan tonight?

I think everyone bar you. I think you're right.

It means Traitors voted for their own.

This game is so... It is brilliant.

I mean, it's brilliant. Yes. ..unbelievably hard.

ALAN: Shall we have a quick cup of tea? I can make you a cup of tea

if you want.

I can't see you saying it.

It's really hard to publicly murder someone.

Oh, God!

How the hell are we going to do this?

What is it? Sweet sorrow? "Parting is such sweet sorrow"? Yeah.

I've always got to do the dirty work for these Traitors.

I'm surprised they haven't got me up in that turret with a hoover,

doing some light dusting.

Why is it always me?!