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I'm just setting up right now. I'm so excited for you to get here.

What?

No, I understand.

Yeah, no, I totally get it.

No, I love your cat, too, and I really hope your little cat's feeling better.

Okay, yeah, no, everybody else will be here, so you know I understand.

Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving.

We'll miss you.

Okay. Bye.

Hello?

Danny, yeah, I was so excited for you to get here. You would not believe who

just canceled.

What?

Well, how big... car.

No, I understand, of course.

No, if you're in pain and you were hit really bad by a car, I totally

you can't make it.

What?

Well, what did you eat?

Well, why would you eat that?

What do you mean you can't come? What happened? I really need you here. Just

whatever it is, please.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, no, I will be definitely sending my prayers.

Will Kayla be making it?

Oh, no, I assume since you weren't coming, she wasn't either.

Okay. Well, I'll definitely send flowers for the wait.

Okay.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

Bye.

No, I mean, you're in the car coming to my house, right?

I'm sorry, you're giving me distress.

I've been talking to everybody that's supposed to be coming and it doesn't

like anyone can come.

I mean, we had a death, a sick cat, someone got hit by a car.

Yeah, I don't know. It just doesn't seem like anyone's going to be here.

So what happened to me too? You're going to be here because I have all this food

and now I'm really stressed.

Okay, yes, just please hurry and come over here. I really need you right now,

Will.

Yes, and please don't eat anything. I really need you to come hungry.

Okay, well, I'm just thankful you'll be here.

Okay, yes, hurry.

Oh my God, you're here.

Oh my God, it's so nice to see you. Thank you so much for coming here. I

hope you're hungry.

Uh, yeah, whatever.

Okay, good. I'm a little stressed, like all this food, and now I'm not even

hungry.

I made a lot of food.

Um, green beans, bread, the bread's delicious. I've been kind of eating

Did you bring the stuffing?

Okay, so, funny thing about that. The flow is out, so I'm not really good at

making it. I just figured it was already here.

No, you're right. We have so much food. Don't even worry about it. It's not like

everybody showed up. We only have one issue.

Danny is supposed to bring the turkey.

The turkey's not here. I don't eat meat, so I'm not too upset, but...

I'm cool with it. Okay, well, we have tons of other stuff, and we have apples,

too, and those yams. I've been looking at those yams. They look so good.

Yes, they do.

So, whatever.

I think that's it.

It's shut up?

It is.

Nobody came.

Nope. Yeah, there was a cat issue.

I feel so bad. Bobby's mom died, so him and Sheila aren't making it.

I forgot, Jenna, I think, was the one who got hit by a car.

Wait, what?

Yeah, a whole bunch of issues, yeah. But it's okay because, you know, his mom

was sick and, you know, the car wasn't that big. It was a smaller vehicle.

All right. I mean, that sounds crazy.

I know, right? I'm so stressed. I'm like, I've been thinking, like, What can

do to make myself, like, not stressed?

And then you got here, so I was like, oh, thank God, at least somebody else is

here. Yeah, I mean, we can still do this. So, like, how's life been since,

know, you left the company?

It's been pretty good. I've been really working on my baking and cooking and

really trying to match our food, almost like giving myself, like, food orgasms,

you know?

Yeah, and I actually, that, which one was it? Oh, yeah, that pumpkin pie, that

one, I really like making.

stress the whole time and really taking the extra mile at pumpkin pie.

So, and the bread I baked.

So, yeah, I've been really trying to cook and I redecorated the house.

Yeah, I noticed that. I mean, I don't know what I planned, but like this

that threw me off because I know your husband is like away a lot, so it kind

throws me off. You know, that mirror, I was like, I'm taking that home.

Alright.

What's up with this fork?

Well, I was thinking if you were eating this, you could just get each piece at a

time. Because if you just grab every piece, then you're not getting the full

flavor of each piece. And I worked so hard on that.

So they go up with little forks in there, so then each piece you can

tasting your mouth over and over all the different flavors.

How old vegetarian, vegan, and vegetarian are you?

I'm just a vegetarian, so I'm still eating all the lobster, crab, shrimp.

Oh, okay.

You just changed.

You're looking great, by the way, doing a thing.

I don't know what happened. You just left the company.

We didn't catch up. I mean, I'm glad you invited us, but I thought we'd be

staying more in touch, especially after all that, like, late -night work we used

to do.

Well, I guess what originally happened is, like, during that girl...

Which one?

At work, I think it was in the bathroom, maybe?

Yeah!

Well, she kind of, we were talking, and we were like, oh, yeah, well, and... And

she mentioned, she's like, oh, yeah, he has a really big dick.

So then every time that I saw you, I just always kept thinking about your

So sometimes I was like, oh.

And then I just always got curious. And I'm like, I wonder how big it is because

I forgot to ask her. And then, you know, she left the company.

Yeah. So, and I didn't have her number.

Don't, yeah, those were some strange circumstances.

Yeah, that story was a little intense.

Yeah, yeah. You read something?

Go ahead.

So.

She just discussed that in the bathroom with you?

Yeah,

well, she was really surprised. She was like, you've now heard what happened to

me today.

And she told me how she sucked some guy's dick in the bathroom.

Of course, I was like, well, who's dick did you suck, right?

And she told me it was you. And then, of course, she was like, oh, my God, you

have the biggest dick.

Like, she was, I guess she was trying to get a picture of it.

I don't know if you knew.

And then she was like, oh, yeah, you know, I didn't get the picture.

But she was really showing me. And I was like, are you?

Really? Wait, wait, wait. Okay, tell me. How does she know this? How do you know

it's my place?

How did she just lose my name on the elevator?

Oh, she pointed to you and said it was Will.

I don't think I could have named anybody.

You're the only one named Will.

And she literally pointed at you.

You're sitting at the desk.

Look, I'm not going to confirm or deny that me and that other lady may or may

not have exchanged pictures.

I'm just saying that something of that nature may... I don't think that would

a little bit more private. It just kind of blows me off. That's all.

Well,

the great thing is while we were in there, Janelle walked in.

Wait, what?

Janelle. Janelle with the weird perm, Janelle? She was right next to me. Like,

right next to you at work. And she was like, oh, yeah. Oh, no, well, I saw his

dick one time through his pants. I guess you were wearing, what were you

wearing? Like, the lighter khaki.

I mean, look.

That explains a lot about Janelle.

I mean,

but.

I don't know. I mean, I think this is beautiful.

If you want me to be real. Like, come on. I am a man in my 30s.

I don't give a... You ain't picking.

That's not my deal.

And on top of that, come on. You're going to trust Chanel.

Remember that time she loved a lot about that new... What was it? Some kind of

theme that she had. Turns out it was...

Nothing but just a giant pyramid scheme.

And then she tried to get us all to do it. Like, hey, come on. If you give me

$50, then you find somebody. And then you find somebody. You know, you'll make

like $3 ,000. And she did that whole thing. Then we all had to sit up there

like, no, Janelle. And she got kind of mad.

Later that night at the bar, she tried to, you know, touch your boobs.

Remember that part?

I do. I thought I had a fly or something flying.

Oh, no. She was trying to definitely get her hands on your tits.

Because she was exploring herself at that certain time.

And the person that she, her new, what was it, life coach, was the one who got

her in on that thing.

Yeah, it was strange, to say the least.

That's why I'm not.

Well, next to this, how big is your dick?

Really? What?

Really? I mean, we're sitting here, we're drinking, it's just us two, we

all this food, and I've really been curious.

I mean... We had a sip of a drink, and I'll tell you that you are a married

woman. Me?

I mean, yeah, that's my plan to go home, man.

He's actually gone.

Yeah, I know he's gone, but he's not forgotten.

Yeah, he actually isn't looking out that anymore.

Wait a minute.

I accidentally put something in a brownie and he ate it and he got really

So, he left.

He also got fired.

Which I checked him and he didn't go well, but... Oh!

Uh -huh. Well.

He freaked out.

First time ever doing it and it didn't go well for him.

And you say fired like as in no recourse, no

chance? I mean...

No, yeah, you got completely fired.

That's why I was playing this amazing meal. I was like, well, I don't have a

husband anymore, so I'll just invite a bunch of people over and make good food.

I don't have a family to make food anymore, too.

I'm really sorry.

I mean, hey, man, sometimes accidents happen, I guess.

Exactly. That's really, really rough.

I know.

Yeah, well, hey, if you need anybody, they know who you are.

You know what? What?

Okay, I have a secret.

What?

Okay, so, I went to yesterday, and I was thinking about your dick, and I was

masturbating. I know, I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about your dick.

Like, they just keep talking about it, and then I'm masturbating, and I was

like, holy shit, oh yeah, Will and his huge dick.

So...

I was like, he's coming over. What if me and Will just end up in the room or

something together alone?

Then I'll really have to see his dick.

And then here we are with this amazing food and your amazing dick is here. And

feel bad. So, and now it's just us.

You aren't going to give up, are you? I mean.

Okay. How would you see, see my dick?

okay okay oh

my

god they were right they're so right

oh my god i'm shocked will

why aren't you a porn star

Funny story about that, but that's for another time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't

touch me.

Don't touch me. Wow.

That's really big.

Well, thanks.

I mean, I appreciate it.

I mean, why would you put it away, though? It's like part of the dinner

I mean, I don't think my dick being a centerpiece is really a thing that I...

Oh, my God. Is somebody here now?

Uh, no. What?

Oh.

Oh my god. Even feels really big in my mouth.

Mmm.

Wow.

Mmm.

Oh my god, Will.

I'm shocked, I must say. And it's interesting because this Thanksgiving

your dick is going to be the best thing at it.

We didn't need anybody else but you to come.

Mmm.

This is Harry.

All over the Thanksgiving table.

Oh my God.

Look at my hands.

Holy fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

Wow, Ro. All the times I was thinking about your cock in the bathroom at work.

And it's just like how I imagined it.

It's good to see you.

So fucking big.

Oh my god, it's so hard too.

Holy fuck.

Oh my god, I'm just imagining my pussy now.

Oh my god.

That would feel so good.

I'm going to rub it on my pussy so bad.

Oh my god, yes, my pussy.

Always thinking about it.

Oh yes, use my mouth.

So glad you came over.

Oh my god, I can imagine my tits on it.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god, I can't even get your dick to disappear between them.

Holy fuck, it's so big.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fucking my tits.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot. There's a magic zigzag between them.

It's so good. My fucking face is hot.

Please fuck my face.

Yeah, put that tongue out.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Let me see those eyes.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Oh my god, yes.

Can you feel my spit all over your cock? Yes, yes, yes.

Can you feel my tongue rubbing up and down on it?

Yes, ma 'am.

Holy fuck.

I want to feel those balls in my mouth, too.

There you go.

Oh my god, just like that.

Fuck that mouth. Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Look at this big dick.

Oh, yes.

I love it about me. It gets my tonsils.

Oh,

yes.

Oh my God.

Imagine this dick inside me.

You're going to fuck my pussy too, right?

Hell yeah.

You want me to eat it too?

Oh my God.

So excited for your cock.

Oh my God, yes.

oh yes like that oh my god um

oh yes with my blizzy oh my god yes

spit on my pussy

Are you waiting for this?

Uh huh.

Oh my god, thinking about your cockling in me.

Oh yes.

Oh, thinking about bouncing on it just like this.

Yeah.

I don't care.

You drunk and take your dick. You know all you're coming from you.

Oh, yes, my Thanksgiving plate.

fucking me so good I'm always going to be your cop for Thanksgiving.

You're going to come over here and fuck me every Thanksgiving.

I don't remember that well every time I walk past how this dick was fucking me

so good.

Hell yeah, best fucking Thanksgiving memory.

Dripping down your car.

Fucking delirious.

Looking good.

Uh -huh.

Ooh, yes, like that.

sending those bitches a picture of my pussy after.

I remember being like, yes, this is my pussy.

Oh, fuck, they're going to be so jealous of this office life.

Fuck, yes.

I like that.

It's a happy Thanksgiving.

We might get to do it for Christmas.

What do you think about that one? Oh yeah, I fucking love it.

Oh, he's so fucking naughty.

If I fuck you real good, will you not do that?

You just blast me so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, fuck my pussy hard.

Oh, all that comes spraying out of you.

Oh, I'm gonna look at your dick when you come all over my face and my piss.

You can do that too.

My face and my chin. Oh, yes.

It's fucking hot.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at that.

You can taste good.

Oh, you're coming out.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck every drop.

But just remember, don't send those things to anybody in the office.

Oh, everybody's going to see them.

We have a porn star dick.

Everyone should know it.

Oh, Thanksgiving.

Can I use your shower?

Yeah. Okay.

Great Thanksgiving.

My Thanksgiving fun.

Got all this stuffing now, just what I was looking for.

Hey guys, it's Kayla. I am the milk of the month, and I want to wish you a very

amazing Thanksgiving.

I have hosted a lot of Thanksgiving dinners and Friendsgiving dinners, I

Yeah, I've definitely cooked a lot and made a lot of food, spent hours in the

kitchen preparing, and some of those times I did it all by myself.

I would consider myself a homemaker. I have a family, and I do cook.

clean and do everything, so I'm going to definitely say yes to that.

I don't really do Black Friday, but yeah, no.

I'll order a lot of stuff offline, so pretty much just order stuff offline if

do do anything for Black Friday.

My favorite thing about this season is probably pumpkins. I love pumpkins and

just fall, fall weather, and my birthday's in the fall, so yeah, pretty

everything with leaves.

Good cider, all that kind of stuff.

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish is probably stuffing because you can only

it during Thanksgiving usually.

But I also really like mashed potatoes a lot, but I guess that's around all the

time. So I'm going to go with Thanksgiving stuffing.

I would say what I'm thankful for most is definitely my family and my fans.

Thank you guys so much for being out there.