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I'm just setting up right now. I'm so
excited for you to get here.

What?

No, I understand.

Yeah, no, I totally get it.

No, I love your cat, too, and I really
hope your little cat's feeling better.

Okay, yeah, no, everybody else will be
here, so you know I understand.

Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving.

We'll miss you.

Okay. Bye.

Hello?

Danny, yeah, I was so excited for you to
get here. You would not believe who

just canceled.

What?

Well, how big... car.

No, I understand, of course.

No, if you're in pain and you were hit
really bad by a car, I totally

you can't make it.

What?

Well, what did you eat?

Well, why would you eat that?

What do you mean you can't come? What
happened? I really need you here. Just

whatever it is, please.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, no, I will be definitely sending
my prayers.

Will Kayla be making it?

Oh, no, I assume since you weren't
coming, she wasn't either.

Okay. Well, I'll definitely send flowers
for the wait.

Okay.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

Bye.

No, I mean, you're in the car coming to
my house, right?

I'm sorry, you're giving me distress.

I've been talking to everybody that's
supposed to be coming and it doesn't

like anyone can come.

I mean, we had a death, a sick cat,
someone got hit by a car.

Yeah, I don't know. It just doesn't seem
like anyone's going to be here.

So what happened to me too? You're going
to be here because I have all this food

and now I'm really stressed.

Okay, yes, just please hurry and come
over here. I really need you right now,

Will.

Yes, and please don't eat anything. I
really need you to come hungry.

Okay, well, I'm just thankful you'll be
here.

Okay, yes, hurry.

Oh my God, you're here.

Oh my God, it's so nice to see you.
Thank you so much for coming here. I

hope you're hungry.

Uh, yeah, whatever.

Okay, good. I'm a little stressed, like
all this food, and now I'm not even

hungry.

I made a lot of food.

Um, green beans, bread, the bread's
delicious. I've been kind of eating

Did you bring the stuffing?

Okay, so, funny thing about that. The
flow is out, so I'm not really good at

making it. I just figured it was already
here.

No, you're right. We have so much food.
Don't even worry about it. It's not like

everybody showed up. We only have one
issue.

Danny is supposed to bring the turkey.

The turkey's not here. I don't eat meat,
so I'm not too upset, but...

I'm cool with it. Okay, well, we have
tons of other stuff, and we have apples,

too, and those yams. I've been looking
at those yams. They look so good.

Yes, they do.

So, whatever.

I think that's it.

It's shut up?

It is.

Nobody came.

Nope. Yeah, there was a cat issue.

I feel so bad. Bobby's mom died, so him
and Sheila aren't making it.

I forgot, Jenna, I think, was the one
who got hit by a car.

Wait, what?

Yeah, a whole bunch of issues, yeah. But
it's okay because, you know, his mom

was sick and, you know, the car wasn't
that big. It was a smaller vehicle.

All right. I mean, that sounds crazy.

I know, right? I'm so stressed. I'm
like, I've been thinking, like, What can

do to make myself, like, not stressed?

And then you got here, so I was like,
oh, thank God, at least somebody else is

here. Yeah, I mean, we can still do
this. So, like, how's life been since,

know, you left the company?

It's been pretty good. I've been really
working on my baking and cooking and

really trying to match our food, almost
like giving myself, like, food orgasms,

you know?

Yeah, and I actually, that, which one
was it? Oh, yeah, that pumpkin pie, that

one, I really like making.

stress the whole time and really taking
the extra mile at pumpkin pie.

So, and the bread I baked.

So, yeah, I've been really trying to
cook and I redecorated the house.

Yeah, I noticed that. I mean, I don't
know what I planned, but like this

that threw me off because I know your
husband is like away a lot, so it kind

throws me off. You know, that mirror, I
was like, I'm taking that home.

Alright.

What's up with this fork?

Well, I was thinking if you were eating
this, you could just get each piece at a

time. Because if you just grab every
piece, then you're not getting the full

flavor of each piece. And I worked so
hard on that.

So they go up with little forks in
there, so then each piece you can

tasting your mouth over and over all the
different flavors.

How old vegetarian, vegan, and
vegetarian are you?

I'm just a vegetarian, so I'm still
eating all the lobster, crab, shrimp.

Oh, okay.

You just changed.

You're looking great, by the way, doing
a thing.

I don't know what happened. You just
left the company.

We didn't catch up. I mean, I'm glad you
invited us, but I thought we'd be

staying more in touch, especially after
all that, like, late -night work we used

to do.

Well, I guess what originally happened
is, like, during that girl...

Which one?

At work, I think it was in the bathroom,
maybe?

Yeah!

Well, she kind of, we were talking, and
we were like, oh, yeah, well, and... And

she mentioned, she's like, oh, yeah, he
has a really big dick.

So then every time that I saw you, I
just always kept thinking about your

So sometimes I was like, oh.

And then I just always got curious. And
I'm like, I wonder how big it is because

I forgot to ask her. And then, you know,
she left the company.

Yeah. So, and I didn't have her number.

Don't, yeah, those were some strange
circumstances.

Yeah, that story was a little intense.

Yeah, yeah. You read something?

Go ahead.

So.

She just discussed that in the bathroom
with you?

Yeah,

well, she was really surprised. She was
like, you've now heard what happened to

me today.

And she told me how she sucked some
guy's dick in the bathroom.

Of course, I was like, well, who's dick
did you suck, right?

And she told me it was you. And then, of
course, she was like, oh, my God, you

have the biggest dick.

Like, she was, I guess she was trying to
get a picture of it.

I don't know if you knew.

And then she was like, oh, yeah, you
know, I didn't get the picture.

But she was really showing me. And I was
like, are you?

Really? Wait, wait, wait. Okay, tell me.
How does she know this? How do you know

it's my place?

How did she just lose my name on the
elevator?

Oh, she pointed to you and said it was
Will.

I don't think I could have named
anybody.

You're the only one named Will.

And she literally pointed at you.

You're sitting at the desk.

Look, I'm not going to confirm or deny
that me and that other lady may or may

not have exchanged pictures.

I'm just saying that something of that
nature may... I don't think that would

a little bit more private. It just kind
of blows me off. That's all.

Well,

the great thing is while we were in
there, Janelle walked in.

Wait, what?

Janelle. Janelle with the weird perm,
Janelle? She was right next to me. Like,

right next to you at work. And she was
like, oh, yeah. Oh, no, well, I saw his

dick one time through his pants. I guess
you were wearing, what were you

wearing? Like, the lighter khaki.

I mean, look.

That explains a lot about Janelle.

I mean,

but.

I don't know. I mean, I think this is
beautiful.

If you want me to be real. Like, come
on. I am a man in my 30s.

I don't give a... You ain't picking.

That's not my deal.

And on top of that, come on. You're
going to trust Chanel.

Remember that time she loved a lot about
that new... What was it? Some kind of

theme that she had. Turns out it was...

Nothing but just a giant pyramid scheme.

And then she tried to get us all to do
it. Like, hey, come on. If you give me

$50, then you find somebody. And then
you find somebody. You know, you'll make

like $3 ,000. And she did that whole
thing. Then we all had to sit up there

like, no, Janelle. And she got kind of
mad.

Later that night at the bar, she tried
to, you know, touch your boobs.

Remember that part?

I do. I thought I had a fly or something
flying.

Oh, no. She was trying to definitely get
her hands on your tits.

Because she was exploring herself at
that certain time.

And the person that she, her new, what
was it, life coach, was the one who got

her in on that thing.

Yeah, it was strange, to say the least.

That's why I'm not.

Well, next to this, how big is your
dick?

Really? What?

Really? I mean, we're sitting here,
we're drinking, it's just us two, we

all this food, and I've really been
curious.

I mean... We had a sip of a drink, and
I'll tell you that you are a married

woman. Me?

I mean, yeah, that's my plan to go home,
man.

He's actually gone.

Yeah, I know he's gone, but he's not
forgotten.

Yeah, he actually isn't looking out that
anymore.

Wait a minute.

I accidentally put something in a
brownie and he ate it and he got really

So, he left.

He also got fired.

Which I checked him and he didn't go
well, but... Oh!

Uh -huh. Well.

He freaked out.

First time ever doing it and it didn't
go well for him.

And you say fired like as in no
recourse, no

chance? I mean...

No, yeah, you got completely fired.

That's why I was playing this amazing
meal. I was like, well, I don't have a

husband anymore, so I'll just invite a
bunch of people over and make good food.

I don't have a family to make food
anymore, too.

I'm really sorry.

I mean, hey, man, sometimes accidents
happen, I guess.

Exactly. That's really, really rough.

I know.

Yeah, well, hey, if you need anybody,
they know who you are.

You know what? What?

Okay, I have a secret.

What?

Okay, so, I went to yesterday, and I was
thinking about your dick, and I was

masturbating. I know, I'm sorry, I just
can't stop thinking about your dick.

Like, they just keep talking about it,
and then I'm masturbating, and I was

like, holy shit, oh yeah, Will and his
huge dick.

So...

I was like, he's coming over. What if me
and Will just end up in the room or

something together alone?

Then I'll really have to see his dick.

And then here we are with this amazing
food and your amazing dick is here. And

feel bad. So, and now it's just us.

You aren't going to give up, are you? I
mean.

Okay. How would you see, see my dick?

okay okay oh

my

god they were right they're so right

oh my god i'm shocked will

why aren't you a porn star

Funny story about that, but that's for
another time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't

touch me.

Don't touch me. Wow.

That's really big.

Well, thanks.

I mean, I appreciate it.

I mean, why would you put it away,
though? It's like part of the dinner

I mean, I don't think my dick being a
centerpiece is really a thing that I...

Oh, my God. Is somebody here now?

Uh, no. What?

Oh.

Oh my god. Even feels really big in my
mouth.

Mmm.

Wow.

Mmm.

Oh my god, Will.

I'm shocked, I must say. And it's
interesting because this Thanksgiving

your dick is going to be the best thing
at it.

We didn't need anybody else but you to
come.

Mmm.

This is Harry.

All over the Thanksgiving table.

Oh my God.

Look at my hands.

Holy fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

Wow, Ro. All the times I was thinking
about your cock in the bathroom at work.

And it's just like how I imagined it.

It's good to see you.

So fucking big.

Oh my god, it's so hard too.

Holy fuck.

Oh my god, I'm just imagining my pussy
now.

Oh my god.

That would feel so good.

I'm going to rub it on my pussy so bad.

Oh my god, yes, my pussy.

Always thinking about it.

Oh yes, use my mouth.

So glad you came over.

Oh my god, I can imagine my tits on it.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god, I can't even get your dick to
disappear between them.

Holy fuck, it's so big.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fucking my tits.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot. There's
a magic zigzag between them.

It's so good. My fucking face is hot.

Please fuck my face.

Yeah, put that tongue out.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Let me see those eyes.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Oh my god, yes.

Can you feel my spit all over your cock?
Yes, yes, yes.

Can you feel my tongue rubbing up and
down on it?

Yes, ma 'am.

Holy fuck.

I want to feel those balls in my mouth,
too.

There you go.

Oh my god, just like that.

Fuck that mouth. Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Look at this big dick.

Oh, yes.

I love it about me. It gets my tonsils.

Oh,

yes.

Oh my God.

Imagine this dick inside me.

You're going to fuck my pussy too,
right?

Hell yeah.

You want me to eat it too?

Oh my God.

So excited for your cock.

Oh my God, yes.

oh yes like that oh my god um

oh yes with my blizzy oh my god yes

spit on my pussy

Are you waiting for this?

Uh huh.

Oh my god, thinking about your cockling
in me.

Oh yes.

Oh, thinking about bouncing on it just
like this.

Yeah.

I don't care.

You drunk and take your dick. You know
all you're coming from you.

Oh, yes, my Thanksgiving plate.

fucking me so good I'm always going to
be your cop for Thanksgiving.

You're going to come over here and fuck
me every Thanksgiving.

I don't remember that well every time I
walk past how this dick was fucking me

so good.

Hell yeah, best fucking Thanksgiving
memory.

Dripping down your car.

Fucking delirious.

Looking good.

Uh -huh.

Ooh, yes, like that.

sending those bitches a picture of my
pussy after.

I remember being like, yes, this is my
pussy.

Oh, fuck, they're going to be so jealous
of this office life.

Fuck, yes.

I like that.

It's a happy Thanksgiving.

We might get to do it for Christmas.

What do you think about that one? Oh
yeah, I fucking love it.

Oh, he's so fucking naughty.

If I fuck you real good, will you not do
that?

You just blast me so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, fuck my pussy hard.

Oh, all that comes spraying out of you.

Oh, I'm gonna look at your dick when you
come all over my face and my piss.

You can do that too.

My face and my chin. Oh, yes.

It's fucking hot.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at that.

You can taste good.

Oh, you're coming out.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck every drop.

But just remember, don't send those
things to anybody in the office.

Oh, everybody's going to see them.

We have a porn star dick.

Everyone should know it.

Oh, Thanksgiving.

Can I use your shower?

Yeah. Okay.

Great Thanksgiving.

My Thanksgiving fun.

Got all this stuffing now, just what I
was looking for.

Hey guys, it's Kayla. I am the milk of
the month, and I want to wish you a very

amazing Thanksgiving.

I have hosted a lot of Thanksgiving
dinners and Friendsgiving dinners, I

Yeah, I've definitely cooked a lot and
made a lot of food, spent hours in the

kitchen preparing, and some of those
times I did it all by myself.

I would consider myself a homemaker. I
have a family, and I do cook.

clean and do everything, so I'm going to
definitely say yes to that.

I don't really do Black Friday, but
yeah, no.

I'll order a lot of stuff offline, so
pretty much just order stuff offline if

do do anything for Black Friday.

My favorite thing about this season is
probably pumpkins. I love pumpkins and

just fall, fall weather, and my
birthday's in the fall, so yeah, pretty

everything with leaves.

Good cider, all that kind of stuff.

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish is
probably stuffing because you can only

it during Thanksgiving usually.

But I also really like mashed potatoes a
lot, but I guess that's around all the

time. So I'm going to go with
Thanksgiving stuffing.

I would say what I'm thankful for most
is definitely my family and my fans.

Thank you guys so much for being out
there.