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When did you, your husband, your stepson all move out here?

Like six months ago.

Do you like it?

Okay.

Not really a whole lot.

No.

Did you guys find your, like, house?

Easily. Did you have to get a realtor?

Yeah,

we had a realtor. It was my husband's brother's next door neighbor.

And he's a Christian.

Fuck.

Oh.

You know, this is like a great dress.

And your tits are just great.

Are they real?

Mine aren't. and just like they just like perfect shape yeah yeah we're both

blessed from the lord sure the lord you

won't find any skeletons around here you know

dessert for breakfast.

and crows and one of those Ouija boards.

Ouija? The Ouija board?

Ouija board?

There's an Ouija on the book.

Yeah, it's the Ouija board. No,

it's not Halloween here every day.

You're fine.

Thanks.

You got married to David's dad fairly recently, right? Less than a year ago.

Yeah. How's your relationship with David?

Oh, it's growing. It's getting a little bit better.

Better? I've been trying to make him be more of a good boy.

Oh, well, good luck with that.

It's kind of hard to do that with an 18 -year -old son.

Well, yeah, I've never had a son before, before David.

What are you having someone's trouble with?

Oh, um, it's personal. I'd rather not say.

I mean, you know, we're both moms, stepmoms. That, like, yeah.

Feel free to share. I'm not judgmental.

Some people can be.

Okay,

well, if I can talk to you, stepmom to stepmom, you promised you're not going

to. But it leaves us these bright walls.

Oh, yeah. No, no. This is just us and our dessert for breakfast.

Sugar.

So, David has been

touching himself a lot.

You mean masturbating?

I'm sorry. Yeah,

yeah.

Did that word bother you?

Yeah, a little bit.

What they do.

And he just is, like, I, like, I walk in on him all the time.

And I just, I want him to be good. And he's not being good because he keeps

doing that.

So, basically, your son's pants are always in his pants.

Yeah.

They're in there.

They're in there.

Mom. You know, there's.

to get them to chill out or just dress them.

Uh -huh.

I don't know if you ever want me to go talk to David. I'd be willing to help.

Well, I think that that would be embarrassing.

You know, for some people, sex is this really embarrassing thing that you have

to hide. But, you know, for others, you know, it's good to have, like, clear

communication. Like, Oliver and I talk about sex all the time. You do?

Oh, I could never.

Uh -uh.

No, we don't talk about those private things.

No. I mean, if you want to fix an issue, you're going to have to talk about it.

And they're talking about it amongst themselves.

Wouldn't you rather they talk about it with you, someone who knows more and can

guide them, rather than them looking up everything on the internet, looking up

porn?

They're looking up that?

Oh, they're looking at porn.

What?

No, no, no. I didn't know it was this bad.

I did not. I did not know.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

I don't know what I'm going to do. You know, I don't know.

I'm totally offering to, like, go talk to him if you want.

Do you think that you should talk to my son?

I mean, if you're not going to have the conversation, I can do that.

You don't have to trust me. I just can tell you that, like, Oliver stopped

masturbating after, you know, I had a little talk.

He stopped doing the N -word.

Completely stopped doing the N -word. Oh.

Well, that's, you know, that's the goal, so.

Mm -hmm.

Sorry. Okay.

Yeah? Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you can help him. Yeah, I'll let you.

I'll go up there.

I don't think I can find boys.

Okay.

Can you take care of him?

I guess he'd a banana or something. Okay.

Are they organic?

No. I don't think so.

Oh, shit.

What you doing there?

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing?

Nothing. I'm just trying to get some space.

Huh? Space?

Mm -hmm.

Maybe let me see what you're working with.

Why? Why do you want me to do that? Why that?

I don't... Do you want some help?

Uh, that'd be... That'd be nice, but... That'd be nice? What are you doing?

I'm just helping you out.

Why? But...

you shouldn't be doing it doesn't it feel good oh yeah

yeah okay this is

natural okay nice

and wet lube is really important i see you

already have some You know, I take it with me.

It's so tough to get this kind of moment.

Yeah.

Your mom says you do this a lot.

I do. I do everything she says, and I'm a good boy. The least I can do is I have

to sneak it around, and I shouldn't have to. You shouldn't. It's perfectly

natural. It is?

It sure is.

Mm -hmm.

Even better when someone else is doing it too.

Nice.

Nice, isn't it?

Yeah,

right? I have even more experience doing this.

You do?

I sure do.

What should I do?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Boy, it's just like jerk it off and go crazy, but well, I only have a minute

to work with.

I think

you

like it. I really do.

You know, it upsets your mom a lot when you jerk off in the house.

Right. Well, I just want you to know that my house is a safe place.

And any time you get hard like this, you can just come over.

We can help you out.

You can do that?

Oh, yeah.

You know. Okay.

Just so we don't upset your mom.

As long as she doesn't get upset about it. Exactly.

No one will want to upset her.

No, this house is a safe place for this kind of thing.

We celebrate bodies.

It would be perfectly natural.

Nice?

Looking at my foot?

Yeah, that's amazing.

My necklace.

Yeah.

Well, maybe I'll show you a little bit more.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Oliver.

Julia. You call me Ollie.

Okay, Ollie.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, are those real?

Look at that dress, too.

Nice.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's like a bender.

It is.

Good to see you.

So, uh, you're David's mom, right? Yeah, I'm David's mom, but you know when your

mom's getting back just to go shopping and they've been gone for a really long

time.

It's been a really long time. And I should really... I think it's only been

five minutes.

I mean, that's five minutes alone? She's alone with my son right now.

Yeah. So what? What's wrong with that?

Look at what you left me this donut.

You probably had a banana, didn't you? I can't believe your mom let me eat like

that.

Yeah, why wouldn't she? She's my mother. Your mom is... She's my favorite.

I feel really bad for you.

What? Because she's not very good at parenting.

She's giving you a donut before noon.

Yeah, that's right. And, uh, for getting my milk. My God.

That's silly.

Did you want some?

I can get you some. It would have been polite.

Drink it out. Drink it out of the carton.

No. Now that you put your dirty mouth on it, no.

My mouth's not dirty.

Hey, do you want to see what my mom thinks I look like?

Okay, this one, dude. You know, you've been on your phone. Ever since you sat

down, you've been playing with your phone. Why are you always on your phone?

This is how I connect with all my friends. And, like, I can see stuff,

team seats and stuff.

Have you been on that site?

That's what I'm saying. My mom says I look like this guy.

What? What does that even mean?

Come on, you know what that means.

Ew!

Miss Robbie, come on.

Well, here, take a look. Oh, my God,

look at those girls.

Don't I look like that guy?

Uh, yeah.

That does kind of look like you.

Right?

That looks just like me. It really does look just like you. That's scary.

See, it's technology. It's not rotting my... What are you talking about?

I mean, the light inside of it going through your eyes goes straight to your

brain, and I'm concerned.

I'm concerned for David.

Are you always like this?

What's wrong with the way I am?

I don't know. You're just nothing like my mom.

No, I'm not. You're right. I'm nothing like your mother.

Well, I wouldn't worry about David. My mom's very thorough. Like, she'll take

care of him.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

She's going to take care of him in a safe way, I hope.

Yeah. Yeah, the tips she gave me definitely helped me.

Okay, well, I mean, what kind of tips did she give you? I want to

know what she's doing with my son right now.

Oh, you know, just, you know, talking to him about stuff and maybe showing him

some things and, like, nothing crazy.

But she did show me this, tell me about this one thing.

Yeah, it's not I mean, I've never done it before but you don't always told me

about But I can definitely practice on you Yeah, I can

maybe practice on you. Okay There's no I'm ready for college. It's coming soon.

Well, you're gonna college I I've never done this in my life Well, I mean,

there's no other better way to do it

fit on this table?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I can help you, yeah.

Okay, you're not clean.

Okay.

I don't want to get my... What are you doing? It's clean. I clean around here.

You do?

Yeah, my mother makes me.

What do you take this for?

You're fine people. I just have to be extra careful.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

You're not my germs from my house.

What are you doing?

Well, I have to take your shoes off. You have to take your shoes off? Is this a

part of the practice?

Yes.

What?

You lifted my dress off.

Yeah, I'm trying to show you what she was telling me.

No, no, no. Not even my husband does that. We're married. You didn't do that.

That's not nice. You have to be a good boy, Oliver. That's not bad for him.

There's no reason for that.

What? No, I mean, do you have pantyhose on? That's pretty hot.

That's really hot. It's hot. I mean, it's not. I wouldn't say it's hot. I

say it's uncomfortable.

Okay, well, then that's perfect. Yeah, I need to take them off, though.

I do.

You have to take them off?

Yeah, because I'm going to be like,

I'm going to eat your pussy.

What?

You're going to do what?

Yes, I need to practice.

I mean, I did agree.

let you practice on me.

Yeah. This is different.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, here. Hold your dress while I... Yes.

You're going to take off my panties?

I am.

It's wild.

Wild. Yes, it's wild.

I hope nobody upstairs finds out about this.

Well, no. I don't even want to tell my mom.

Okay, no, let's not.

No, no, no, we're not going to tell her that.

Wow, your legs are stupid to me. Ah, so much better without pantyhose.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, I don't know why, but they want the women to wear those, so. Okay, so like,

how should we do this? Maybe pull your leg up.

Okay, like that?

Yeah, I can, uh, hmm.

Well, tell me if this feels good.

Weird.

Nobody's ever done this for me before.

Oh, wow.

That's hot.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Too hard or too soft, girl?

No, I think I like that.

Is it feeling good? Yeah, this is what they eat it. Oh. Mm -hmm.

Oh, it's different. Wow.

It's just like my mom was telling me.

Oh.

She said it was good.

Yeah, something like this.

And then you just are doing cursive with your tongue.

Okay. Mm -hmm. I'm spelling my name.

Oh.

So fancy.

What am I doing?

I'm trying.

I'm not supposed to. Where's your mom?

She's talking with David.

Okay, I don't want that. They could come down and find.

I am making her countertop dirty.

That's not what I do. Okay, let's not do this anymore because I, I, um.

You seem to like it though.

I mean, I like it.

I don't know if I should be doing this.

Oh, I'm so glad my mom gave me all these tips.

This is great because you're loving it. I think I'm going to be ready when I...

Yeah, I think you did your practice and I think you're going to be ready to go

to college.

Right? This is great.

Oh, yeah.

Wow,

I can't believe you've never done this before. It seems like you know what

you're doing.

Yeah. I stole my last name there.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry about my mom and your son.

Okay. No.

He's in great hands.

You know what? I think that I need to go check on my son. I think I need to

get off this table. I have to go check on my son. Done.

I'm just trying to help your son have a healthy attitude towards sex, which

yours does not really get him anywhere and he could become a weird closet

masturbator. Wait. Yeah.

We are supposed to be teaching our boys to be pure and holy

and wait until marriage.

All I wanted was a minute or two just to masturbate and then Jane would get fat.

You shouldn't masturbate.

If you keep repressing them, they're going to become weirdo perverts. It's

bad thing.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

Well, when's the last time you came?

I've never, I would never.

I can tell. Look, how about we all spend some time together

with our son and, you know, we can have

dinner. No, we can.

We can send them to boarding schools.

What? So they can just fuck each other? I'm saying, like, this is a much better

way. Do you want them just, like, hooking up with floozies and getting all

of sneezes and meth?

Is that really what you want for yourself, Oliver?

Yeah, no, I don't want floozies. I don't want that for myself. No.

No. Exactly.

You know, like, this is natural. They get to learn from, like, trustworthy

people, you know?

Julia, just do it for the Lord.

Where? Where is he? Where's the Lord?

Well, he's all around us. He's in this room.

Yeah, he's watching this.

And he's the Lord God.

That's not what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

Would you like to be with me?

Yeah, I've never worshipped a cock. Come here. David, come here.

He's a great teacher, I told you. He did that with you?

No, he's never done that with me. I'm just saying, like... What are you

at? Mom, stop staring.

David, wait, are you in pain? I think he's... This is actually pretty

I think he's in pain. I feel like you might be demon possessed.

No, this is great.

The demons.

Yeah, just do it. She's doing...

There you go.

Okay. Get it hard.

There you go.

Thank you.

Why don't you boy

I'm surprised you're not worried about me.

That's a queen pie. Of course.

Yeah.

You look really great today. That's what I thought.

Thank you.

Where did you get all that?

I wear a lot of cute things for your dad. Oh, no, no, no, no. Put that back

Here, I... Yeah, no.

See ya.

happens to me, I don't.

Dude, this is really freaking hot.

Good job.

I should get going.

Let's go.

I'm sorry.

Put it in your mouth.

Put it in your mouth.

It is for me, mama.