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Um, hello?

Hey. Why are you in my closet? What are you doing?

I was just looking for a hoodie to wear.

A hoodie? You're wearing my hoodie right now.

My hoodies are dirty.

I mean, I just wanted to borrow one.

Why? I mean, you're already wearing it. Why do you need to wear my hoodie?

Well, I'm about to go to the movies and I just wanted to be, you know, wearing

something comfortable.

Well, why does that have to be my hoodie? What the fuck? Well, they're

comfortable.

They don't make them the same for girls.

If you took, why don't you just buy an oversized hoodie then? You don't have to

steal mine.

You know, after a second thought, not a bad idea. But it's too late. We're

already here. So, can I please just borrow one?

No, I don't want you to wear it to the movies. You're probably like popcorn

butter on it or something.

Listen,

I can not only promise you that I won't.

I'll even wash it for you.

Oh, my God. You've lost, you've already lost, like, five of my hoodies. Can you

just, like, wear something else? I didn't lose them. They're in the house

somewhere. They're here.

Somewhere where?

You've said that. I'll look, I'll even look for them. No, you, I doubt it.

You've already said that. And you just came in here and you're trying to still

wear my clothes.

I just, please, don't wear my hoodie.

Stop wearing, stop wearing uncomfortable clothes.

What? You can't, you can't twist this on me. Like, you're wearing my clothes.

Just.

Okay, can I keep it? Just do it for the movies?

No, please.

Just leave it.

Alright. Take your shit.

Thank you.

Don't get mad.

What?

You can't just... Now you're naked.

I don't give a fuck. I can do whatever I want.

Now you're just going to walk around naked?

Yep. You could have went up and changed your clothes.

Also, what?

Are those my fucking pants too?

No, they're not. They're my pants. No, those are mine.

100%. They're even rolled up.

Why are you stealing all my clothes? It's just a style.

Yeah, but those are definitely my pants.

Yeah, well, I bought all those too. How about that?

Oh my god.

Can I have my pants back?

That too?

I'll never see them again.

You'll see them after the movies.

Yeah, right.

You say that every time. And now, just... Whatever. Fuck you. Take your

Oh my fucking God. Stop.

This is... Now you're just... I don't want them.

Go wash... Can you wash them? Like, throw them in the washer or something?

If you would have let me wear them, I would have fucking washed them for you.

They probably stink.

Why the fuck would they think? I don't think. Maybe I smell like fucking pussy

or something.

Remember saying my pussy stinks?

Yeah. Probably.

Well, stop.

You're scaring me.

Let's check and find out together.

What are you doing?

Stop.

Smell it. Oh my what?

Yeah.

No, it... It smells like your fucking hand lotion. How am I supposed to know?

Okay, well, how about... How about this? Let's just... Let's do this.

You're scaring me. What is this?

Oh my god.

Yeah, you're... We're gonna... You smell it now.

Okay.

I thought so.

Okay, it doesn't stink. Phil, I want you to steal my clothes. Yeah, it actually,

it probably, it smells so good, probably, as a matter of fact, as a

fact, that, um, you probably have a boner down there.

What? No, I don't. Yeah, you do.

Bullshit. Why would I have a boner? Why wouldn't you have a boner? My pussy

smells immaculate. It smells like roses and sunshines.

It does smell good, but I don't have a boner. Prove it.

What? Prove yourself.

What? What do you mean? I mean... Prove it. Show me.

Show me your dick. No, I don't want to show you my dick.

Show me your soft dick.

What?

Or else what? Okay,

fine. How about this? Or else you fucking lose.

We should make a bet then. What?

If I don't have a boner.

Actually, no, I'm not going to make a bet.

Because you can't prove it. Okay.

Okay, I have a boner. Yeah, I know you have a boner.

What?

I'm just... Ah, look at you.

Don't say anything, though. You can wear my hoodie, but just don't say that I

fucking got a boner.

Well, how about this?

I won't even wear your hoodie if, I don't know, you let me do something with

this boner.

Oh, my God.

It's all right here.

I'm sure you're going to watch some lame video.

Try to take care of it, but...

I don't know. Think I could do a better job?

Yeah. Are you serious?

Yep. Okay. I'm very serious.

And I won't stitch if you won't stitch.

I mean... No, I'm not going to do anything.

Shit.

Are you serious now?

I mean, your pussy entry smells really good.

Well, now you get to try it out too.

What? Really?

Uh -huh.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

I love you.

That's so fucking awful.

Duh. Duh.

Look.

Do you have a movie to catch?

I can make one.

I'll make one instead.

Okay.

Fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh.

Bye! Bye!

Nice.

Oh my

God.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh, my God. He feels so

fucking good.

Shit. Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

These are your socks, Seth.

Fuck. Fuck.

Shit.

Shit. Shit.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Fuck.

Why me?

Oh

my

god

Oh, shit.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Holy shit. Oh, my.

No. No.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So cute.

Thank you.

Wow. Didn't expect you to have a good diet.

But, um, you know, I just feel like I deserve to borrow just something. Like,

just take care of your border.

Do you have to wash off first?

Okay. I can wash off.