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The following programme
contains strong language,
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and scenes of a sexual nature.
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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.
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Bun.
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Bun, look at me.
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What? He's not awake, is he?
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No. Look at me.
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Feels different.
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What? Yeah.
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Yeah, like it...
like it's bigger than us now.
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It's cosmic.
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Bun.
What?
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It feels divine.
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I love it.
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I love having your baby.
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And Bun...
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I fucking love you, Bunny.
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Yeah.
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Dad?
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What are we gonna do now?
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We're gonna get out there
and shake that money tree,
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is what we're gonna do.
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Come on, Junior!
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Oh, last thing,
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-and don't stop me if you've heard - this one before.
-Alright, Bun?
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Alright, Ray?
What's green and smells of bacon?
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Kermit's finger!
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Fucking...
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Yeah, OK, I'll see you later.
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How you doing, my friend?
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Tip fucking top. Always.
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So, er... So what you doing here?
What do you think?
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I'm ready to go, so I need the list.
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Listen, Bun.
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When I lost my Hilda,
it took a while.
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I'm fine.
Why don't you just take some time?
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There is no time.
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I need to get out there,
get warmed up.
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What for?
One week, 'til the big one.
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What, the expo?
There'll be others, Bun.
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Nah.
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There won't.
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It's an annual event, Bun.
It happens every year.
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Oh, Christ,
what happened last night?
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You brought shame to the house
of Eternity Enterprises.
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Yeah, I also pissed myself.
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Alright, Bun?
Alright, Poodle?
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-Yeah, I'm going down the Bedford - for a little drinky-poos.
-I'll come.
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We've gotta hit the road.
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What, no school today?
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We're shaking the money tree.
Getting ready for the big one.
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Right, Dad?
Right.
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Now, Geoffrey, if you'd be so very
kind, give me the fucking list.
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OK, Bunny. You're the boss.
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No, Geoffrey, you're the boss.
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I just happen to be the only guy
in this two-bit operation
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who has the faintest fucking idea
how to sell anything.
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He's not wrong.
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ It's a commitment
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♪ It's a commitment, baby
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♪ M-M-My wife don't like it
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♪ My wife don't like it!
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♪ It's a commitment, yeah
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♪ We gotta love one another
or die, brother
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♪ We gotta love one another or die
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ Cos it's superglue
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♪ It's superglue
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♪ It's superglue, baby!
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♪ Knock 'em dead
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♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪
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Ee-yah.
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My gift to you.
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She lives in Newhaven. Ouch.
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You will find her
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the most accommodating customer.
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You think I've lost it, Poo?
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No. Course not. Course not, mate.
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I just thought it might help
with the grieving process.
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If I ever need your freebies,
Poodle, I'll ask for them,
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at which point you can
shoot me in the head.
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Love you.
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Love you too.
Now fuck off.
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♪ PRIMAL SCREAM: Movin' On Up ♪
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What now?
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We're gonna relieve some boobs
of their cabbage.
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What?
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We're gonna sell some stuff.
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Yeah.
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♪ My light shines on
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♪ Shines on... ♪
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Dad?
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What does "shaking the money tree"
actually mean?
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It's like this.
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If you walk up to an oak tree,
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one of those big solid bastards with
roots that grow deep in the soil,
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you walk up to a tree like that
and give it a shake, what happens?
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I don't know.
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Nothing bloody happens, does it?
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You could stand there shaking it
all day long,
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all that's gonna happen is
your arms will get tired, right?
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Right?
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Yeah. Course.
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But if you walk up to a skinny,
dry, fucked-up little tree
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with a withered trunk and a few
leaves clinging on for dear life,
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and you put your hands round it
and shake the shit out of it,
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as we say in the trade,
then those bloody leaves
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are gonna come flying off, right?
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So, the oak tree's the rich bastard,
and the skinny tree's the poor sod
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who hasn't got any money.
You with me?
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Now, that all sounds easier
than it is, Bunny Boy.
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Do you wanna know why?
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Mm. OK, Dad.
Cos every fucking bastard and his dog
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has got hold of the little tree and
is shaking it for all it's worth.
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The government, the bloody landlord,
the lottery they don't have a chance
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in hell of winning,
all the useless shit they see on TV,
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the fruit machines, the bookies,
every bastard and his three-legged,
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one-eyed, pox-ridden dog is shaking
this little tree for all it's worth.
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So...
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...you've got to set yourself apart.
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You've got to have something
they think they need,
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above all else.
What's that?
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Hope.
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The dream.
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You've got to sell them the dream.
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What's the dream?
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Me.
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Right.
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Not you.
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You're the navigator.
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You're in charge of the map.
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Making sure we're headed
in the right direction.
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Very important job. You up for it?
Yeah!
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So, what do I do now?
You wait in the car.
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OK.
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Alright, boys?
Fuck off.
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You know,
it's that time of night, boys.
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What you looking at me for?
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Now, let's see what we have here.
Amanda, I've got you down
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for the Moroccan rose bath oil,
re-nutriv lifting cream,
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plus you wanted the dermo-expertise
eye solace, and...
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bottle of scotch
and a good night's sleep.
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Yeah, right. With my kids?
Know what I mean?
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Now, Zoe,
I'm very disappointed in you.
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Oh, Zoe, he's disappointed.
Uh-oh.
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You've ordered the geranium
and orange bath oil,
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and the eye solace, but,
and it pains me to say this,
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you've not ordered
the lifting cream.
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Oh, you absolute fiend.
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Am I in trouble, Mr Munro?
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100% plant oils, natural fragrance.
Liquid heaven.
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Barry White in a bottle.
That's a big bottle, innit?
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Amanda.
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You know what baffles me,
is why a woman as fine as yourself
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feels it justifiable to deny her body
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the very thing it aches for.
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I'm very, very disappointed in you.
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Buy the bloody cream.
Alright.
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I'll take it.
Marvellous.
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Now, Georgia.
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I've got you down for the bath oil,
the hair mask,
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the pro-collagen night cream, and...
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...anything else?
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Anything?
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Um...
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I know.
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A fucking good seeing to.
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Now...
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Ladies!
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I am shocked
and quite frankly appalled,
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I'm a bona fide professional.
Oh, yeah?
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Then again, they do say
that a satisfied customer
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is a loyal customer,
so we can't leave you...
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...unsatisfied.
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Can we?
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No.
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Mum?
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Go and watch telly. Go.
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Out you go. Go on.
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Come on.
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Yours?
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Er, yeah.
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Precious.
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Er...
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Um... er, do you have any kids,
Mr Munro, or...
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Yeah, I do. A boy.
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Oh.
How old is he?
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Seven? Ten, maybe?
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I'm afraid, ladies,
that time has crept up on me.
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Oh, don't go yet.
Come on, it's still early.
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'A pleasant day's shopping
in Birmingham descended into chaos,
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when the man now dubbed
"The Horned Killer" appeared.
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Horrified witnesses noted
the presence of fresh blood
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on the garden fork he wields.
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Residents of Birmingham
have been advised...'
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It's time to get
the hell out of this town.
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It's turned.
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It's gone sour.
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Me too?
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Yeah, why the fuck not?
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OK. Great.
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Where are we gonna go?
Where do you wanna go?
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Mummy always said she'd like
to live in the countryside one day.
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On a farm.
I think I'd like that too.
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Okie-dokie, a farm it is.
Yeah?
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Cool! Can we have animals?
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It'd be a pretty crap farm
with no animals, wouldn't it?
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Yeah. Pretty crap alright.
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Can we have chickens?
Course we can.
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And cows?
Flocks of them.
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Herds.
Them too.
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And a great big horny bull.
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And... an alligator.
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But...
Fuck it, two big bastard alligators.
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But we don't get
alligators on a farm.
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Well, you do on our farm, mate.
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Eh?
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OK.
Right, come on then, navigator.
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♪ THE FALL: Hit The North Part 1 ♪
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♪ Hit the North!
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♪ Woo! Hit the North!
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Oh, yeah, good lad. Good lad.
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Alright, mate!
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He's only having a go, you pillock!
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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♪ Hit the North!
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Bingo. Right.
Come on then, navigator.
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Your chance to shine.
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Where are we going?
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Um...
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Charlotte Parnovar, Shoreham.
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-Have you been there before?
-No, but I know we're gonna have some fun.
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Are we?
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Yeah.
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Shoreham...
Shoreham, it's right there.
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Ow!
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What is wrong with you?
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I told you, it's my eyes.
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I need cream.
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Mummy used to get it
from the chemist, but...
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Alright. Here's what we'll do.
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I'll drop you at a chemist,
and while I go and take care
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of the lovely Charlotte Parnovar,
you can get your cream, alright?
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On my own?
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Yeah. I'll be quick.
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Yeah?
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Oh, yeah. Suburban girls.
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They're all the same.
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Trapped in their immaculate
little identikit houses.
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They contact the office asking
for a free demonstration
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of this cream and that balm.
Whatever.
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Know what they really want?
What they're secretly praying for?
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What's that?
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A real man to smash
through their doors
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and tear their fucking lives
apart for half an hour.
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And that's you, right, Dad?
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That's absolutely right,
Bunny, my boy.
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♪ Hit the North! ♪
260
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,576
Er...
261
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,376
There's a chemist
down on the high street.
262
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,600
You go and get your cream. OK.
263
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,536
Listen, I won't be long,
so you go and get your cream,
264
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,400
then come back and wait for me here,
on those steps.
265
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,919
Good?
266
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,560
Don't talk to strangers!
267
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,240
Fuck's sake.
268
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,896
Frida Kahlo.
269
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,280
Beautiful, isn't she?
270
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,360
You OK?
271
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,256
Yeah.
272
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,256
Just not quite feeling myself today.
273
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,816
Anyway, let's get back to business,
shall we?
274
00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,136
So, this replenishing cream
is just heaven for the tootsies,
275
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,336
Miss... May I call you Charlotte?
276
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,120
Sure.
Well, you can call me Bunny.
277
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,119
Bunny?
278
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,520
You are joking, right?
279
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,400
Er... I'm deadly serious.
280
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,736
And you know what they say
about bunnies.
281
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,480
What do they say?
Well, you know, that they...
282
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,800
I don't know what they say.
283
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,760
They...
284
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,120
Does this routine actually
work on the ladies, Bunny?
285
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,959
Yeah.
286
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,096
Did you just wink at me?
287
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,136
Maybe.
288
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,416
Oh, you are beyond belief.
So they tell me.
289
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,216
Now, this rub will make you feel...
290
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,976
Where did you crawl from, Bunny?
The tar pits?
291
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,216
...like the princess
you've always deserved to be.
292
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,976
You're a dodo.
293
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,416
-You should have a sign hanging round - your neck saying "Extinct".
-Hey.
294
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,200
I don't know what you think
is going on here, but...
295
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,776
...I'm just trying to do my job, OK?
296
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,376
Trying to make a living,
trying to provide for my son.
297
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,656
Your son? You've got a son?
Yeah.
298
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,816
Where is he?
299
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,096
He...
300
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,400
He's waiting for me.
301
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,560
Lucky boy.
302
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,336
I'm sorry, Mr Munro.
303
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,800
I've gone too far.
304
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,776
I think I've wounded you.
No.
305
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,016
You haven't.
306
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,176
It's alright.
307
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,496
I just need to use your bathroom.
308
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,696
What?
Yeah.
309
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,176
Been on the road all day.
310
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,176
Need to go so much I can taste it.
311
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,976
Oh, you're a class act.
312
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,040
It's down the hall.
313
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,056
Fucking bitch.
314
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,599
Yeah, go on, have that.
315
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,136
Stupid woman.
316
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,919
Get it on your carpet.
317
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,880
And on your fucking magazines.
318
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,520
Go on.
319
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,999
What a piss.
320
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,696
Ah.
321
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,416
Yeah, where's your toothpaste?
322
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,680
Naughty, naughty.
323
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,416
Can I help?
Yes, please.
324
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,696
I need some eye cream.
325
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,736
Cora, erm...
326
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,576
Cora...
Chloramphenicol?
327
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,640
Yes.
328
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,880
That's £3.98 then, please.
329
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,616
Can I stay in here for a little bit?
330
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,120
OK.
331
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,216
Are you OK?
332
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,456
I think so.
333
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,976
My mum usually does it.
334
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,360
Right. And where's your mum?
335
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
She's dead.
336
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,416
I'm sorry.
337
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,776
It's OK.
338
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,376
She must have wanted to die.
339
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,880
That's why it's not so sad.
340
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,016
So...
341
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,056
who's looking after you?
342
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,096
My dad.
343
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,456
We're on the road.
344
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,496
Shaking the money tree.
345
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,816
That means selling.
346
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,600
And where is he now, your dad?
347
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,440
I don't know.
348
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,480
Bingo.
349
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,160
Right, do you wanna buy
any of this shit or not?
350
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,856
I detect a note of hostility.
351
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,656
Yeah, well, us dodos
get like that sometimes.
352
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,216
What are you gonna do about it?
353
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,696
I'm gonna ask you to get
the fuck out of my house.
354
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,536
I'm leaving.
But just so you know,
355
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,336
I just pissed all over your bathroom.
356
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,136
What?
357
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,856
All over the walls, the carpet,
your woman's magazines...
358
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,056
You what?
Your fucking toothbrush.
359
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,856
Argh! What are you...
360
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,096
Argh!
361
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,856
Ow!
Fuck off!
362
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,456
And you can take these,
363
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,936
and shove them up your arse!
What the...
364
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,136
♪ THE KILLS: Fried My Little Brains ♪
365
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,896
Fuck!
366
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,136
♪ On my back
367
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,816
♪ Got six little milk teeth
368
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,856
♪ All gone bad
369
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,336
♪ Won't move over, won't get gone...
370
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,760
♪ Won't move over
371
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,839
♪ Fried my little brains...
372
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,679
♪ Fried my little brains... ♪
373
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,456
We should fuck him up.
Yeah, man.
374
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,480
This is our fucking scene.
Just smash him.
375
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,640
I almost forgot your face.
376
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Sweetheart, I think you
ought to go to your nan's.
377
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,880
Yeah?
378
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,856
She doesn't want me.
379
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,160
She doesn't want to help your dad.
380
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,280
If you asked her...
381
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,976
But me and Dad are gonna get a farm.
382
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,976
Oh, yeah.
383
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,040
With the crocodiles.
384
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,136
I just think maybe
your dad's not brilliant
385
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,519
at looking after anyone
who isn't your dad.
386
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Guess he's not much good
at that either.
387
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,696
Junior!
388
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,640
Well, he didn't hang himself
from the curtains, did he?
389
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,240
Are you alright?
390
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,679
Who's the coolest fucking dad
in the world?
391
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,280
Whoa!
392
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,576
It's amazing!
Wait 'til we get up to the room,
393
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,456
Bunny Boy, you're gonna love it. I'm gonna
show you the weirdest thing in the world.
394
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,576
What?
I'm talking completely whacko Jacko.
395
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,536
What?
No, I mean seriously, like,
396
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,616
off the planet, Janet.
What?
397
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,159
The tiniest fucking soaps you've
ever seen in your entire life.
398
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,400
Can I help you?
Certainly you can.
399
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,096
Nicest room you've got.
400
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,056
Where did you get that?
Where did I get...?
401
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,296
Bunny Boy, you are aware
you're talking to the primo,
402
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,616
creme-de-la-creme number one salesman
in the whole of Brighton, right?
403
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,536
Yeah. Course.
404
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,696
I could sell a bicycle
to a barracuda.
405
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,216
Our Elizabeth Room, sir.
406
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,320
Elizabeth.
407
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,456
I could sell two bicycles
to a barracuda. I'm telling you.
408
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,880
Mate, I could sell
the whole bloody bike shed.
409
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,736
Come on, you bald prick,
give me some good news.
410
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,576
'We've had a complaint.
411
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,456
Woman called and said
she had some money missing.
412
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,696
Now, obviously I told her
that we at Eternity Enterprises
413
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,696
are not in the habit
of employing thieves,
414
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,096
but she's threatening
to ring the police, Bun.
415
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,736
Um, also, erm...
your dad's carer called...'
416
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,576
You were right about the soaps, Dad.
417
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,720
They're so tiny.
418
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,880
Can you teach me?
419
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,520
How to be a salesman like you?
420
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,736
I'm not a very good navigator,
421
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,520
and I don't like being
left on my own.
422
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,040
Yeah?
423
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,896
OK.
424
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,976
Really?
425
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,520
Teach you everything I know.
426
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,176
What you doing?
Shaking the money tree.
427
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,399
Give me the flipping money!
428
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,960
Ah, go on. Into bed.
429
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,480
Look at me, Bunny.
430
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480
Look at me.
431
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,760
That's all you had to do, Bun.
432
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,440
Stop looking everywhere else.
433
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440
We had it all.
434
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I wanted it.
435
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,280
So why didn't you take it, you dope?
436
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,560
Don't know.
437
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,040
Yes, you do.
438
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,520
♪ THE CURE: A Forest ♪
439
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,376
♪ Come closer and see
440
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,376
♪ See into the trees
441
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,056
♪ Find the girl
442
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,600
♪ While you can
443
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,296
♪ Come closer and see
444
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,056
♪ See into the dark
445
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:59,120
♪ Just follow your eyes... ♪
446
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,736
Bit late for a sales call,
isn't it?
447
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,456
It's, um...
448
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,656
never too late to experience the...
449
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,960
wonder of this hypoallergenic...
450
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,896
...er, rejuvenating...
451
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,360
Your mate told you
where I lived, didn't he?
452
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,960
And what did he say about me?
453
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,936
He said you were a most
accommodating customer.
454
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,696
Oh, did he now?
455
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,320
Most obliging, he said.
456
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,176
Generous, even.
457
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,280
Tell me more about the cream.
458
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,936
Well, Pamela,
459
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,776
this rich,
460
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,136
hydrating,
461
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,856
age-targeting...
462
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,120
lotion...
463
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480
Are you alright?
464
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,640
It's been a hard day.
465
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,600
Do you like pussy, Bunny?
466
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,456
I love it.
467
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,576
How much do you love it?
468
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,640
I love it beyond all things.
469
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,960
I love it more than life itself.
470
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,416
Do you love my pussy?
471
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,656
Yeah.
472
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,136
I do.
473
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,120
I love it beyond all reason.
474
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,080
I love it 'til the cows come home.
475
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,760
Come and get it.
476
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,776
What's your name?
477
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,976
Penny Charade.
478
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,456
What's yours?
Bunny.
479
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,616
Bunny?
480
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,680
Bunny Munro.
481
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,240
I've got a feeling about you.
482
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,480
I think things are gonna
get a whole lot worse.
483
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,120
I know.
484
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,000
♪ NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS:
Babe, I'm On Fire ♪
485
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,456
♪ Well, Father says it,
Mother says it
486
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,416
♪ Sister says it, Brother says it
487
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,456
♪ Uncle says it, Auntie says it
488
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,400
♪ Everyone at the party, I'm on fire
489
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,400
♪ Well, babe, I'm on fire
490
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,496
♪ Well, the horse says it,
pig says it
491
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,536
♪ Judge in his wig says it
492
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,816
♪ Fox and the rabbit
And the nun in her habit
493
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,000
♪ I'm on fire
494
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,320
♪ Yeah, babe, I'm on fire
495
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,336
♪ Well, my mate Bill Gates says it
496
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,256
♪ The President of the United States
says it
497
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,136
♪ The slacker and the worker
498
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,176
♪ The girl in her burqa
499
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,456
♪ I'm on fire
500
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,040
♪ Yeah, babe, I'm on fire
501
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,976
♪ Yeah, the general
with his tank says it
502
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,816
♪ The man at the bank says it
503
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,856
♪ The soldier with his rocket
504
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,776
♪ The mouse in my pocket, I'm on fire
505
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,096
♪ Yeah, babe, I'm on fire
506
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,296
♪ Well, the drug-addled wreck
507
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,656
♪ With the needle in his neck says it
508
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,536
♪ The drunk says it, punk says it
509
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,496
♪ The brave Buddhist monk
510
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,736
♪ I'm on fire
511
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,136
♪ Well, babe, I'm on fire
512
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,200
♪ Alright, now... ♪
513
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,640
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