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[people chattering]
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Charlie.
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You've got your art show today,
haven't you?
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Yeah. Yeah, 2:00 p.m. today.
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I'm so nervous.
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You should come.
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I'll be there.
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I wouldn't miss it.
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[chuckles]
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Are you coming in?
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Okay.
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As artists, a question
we plague ourselves with
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is why me?
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Why now?
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Why am I here, and what gives me
the right to be here?
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-Not me.
-[door opens]
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[Billie] Where is she?!
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I knew we'd find you in here!
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You're not even a student!
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-Embarrassing.
-[whimpers]
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[Billie] Up you go.
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It's alright, everyone.
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-I'm her mother.
-[Josie] Ch-Charlie.
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[Deb] Get in the bloody car!
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[Josie whimpering]
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[Billie] There we go.
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Right. We're gonna take
the bag off now,
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but you mustn't scream, okay?
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What's happening?
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This is the happiest day
of your life, Josie.
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[♪ bright, upbeat music playing]
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[Josie]
You did this to me before.
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When you picked me up
from school and said
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we were going
for a catch up at Costa,
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but instead you dropped me at the dentist
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and I had to get five teeth removed.
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Well, what was I supposed to do?
You had too many teeth.
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You knew this day was coming.
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We did tell you.
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It's been in the calendar for months.
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-Fucking hell, that does sound familiar.
-[Deb] Ohh.
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I see you've inherited your mother's gift
for blocking things out.
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-Really?
-It's more of a cream.
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I checked with the maid of honor.
She says it's fine.
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The maid of honor is you.
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And she's got great taste.
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So has the mother of the bride.
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-[both squealing]
-It's all happening!
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I've got Hector, my new car.
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You've got a new man.
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And Josie's getting married.
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[panting]
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I'm gonna have a panic attack!
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Oh, what a shock.
Honestly, we all said this would happen.
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What?
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Trust you to make this
whole day about yourself.
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For once in your life, Josie,
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this isn't actually about you.
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-Who is it about, then?
-Dev, obviously.
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This wedding is all he's talked about,
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and it is extremely important
for him to see us
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as the sort of women men marry into
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instead of avoiding in Morrisons.
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But I don't want to get married.
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Bridezilla alert.
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You are getting married today,
and that is final.
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If you don't like it,
you can block it out later.
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Like I did with your father.
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Remember, the family crest.
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"Ignore, repress, forget."
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Eight months pregnant,
and I couldn't even have a drink.
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That's another wedding you ruined.
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-Sorry.
-[Deb] Yeah, you should be.
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Now shut up, have some Prosecco,
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and try not to poison this wedding
with your personality.
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-[glasses clink]
-It's gonna be a magical day.
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It's gonna be a magical day.
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Really? Do you think so? Promise?
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Sorry.
I'm a bit on edge. [chuckles]
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Do you mind if I take my socks off?
I get hot feet when I'm nervous.
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Think keep them on for now.
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Yeah. Okay. [chuckles nervously]
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I just need today to go well.
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I've been working so hard to pay for this
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perfect venue fit for a princess,
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and they don't tell you,
but weddings are really expensive.
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Must be one of those industry secrets
or something. [chuckles]
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Thankfully, my work clothes
double as a wedding suit.
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Hmm. Maybe I could stand
behind you.
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I'm so tired, I could have
a breakdown right here.
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But can't let Josie down.
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No, she's dreamed of this day
ever since she was a little girl.
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I'd love to see her face right now.
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But we can't see each other yet
because that's bad luck.
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You two don't need luck.
You're soulmates.
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The real shame is I can't see my own face
when I see her in the dress.
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[Dev chuckles]
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But they say marriage is
about compromise. [chuckles]
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I wanted to ask you something.
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But... I don't know how you'll react.
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Okay, hit me.
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Will you...
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Sorry, I feel like I should be down
on one knee for this or something.
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No.
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Will you be my best man?
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Good sir,
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it would be my life's greatest
and most treasured honor.
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[both laugh]
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Also, I assumed I already was
'cause the wedding's in 40 minutes.
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Quick stag do?
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Right. Yeah, let's get crazy.
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Um...
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shag, marry, kill:
Billie, Deb, Josie.
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Don't you wanna be a kept woman, Josie?
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No, thank you.
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Well, you won't know
you like it until you've tried it.
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There's nothing worse than being single.
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That's why I invited your Auntie Wendy.
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The pathetic spinster
of Christmas future.
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I heard she gets a smear test every week
just so someone has to look at her vagina.
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That haggard old crone is here to serve
as a warning to you.
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Better dead than single.
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-You like?
-You're here early.
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Yeah, well,
Mike used to book all my travel,
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but now I can take the train
any time I like.
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Pure freedom.
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Sounds lonely.
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Call me lonely if you like.
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But I'd choose that over
an admin headache any day.
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Hey, Billie.
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You, me, the singles table, eh?
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Letting our hair down?
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All the single ladies.
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I have a boyfriend.
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Are you using condoms with this one?
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Or will we be adding
any more of your offspring
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to the big nursery in the sky?
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We're not having sex, actually.
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He respects me too much.
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We get really close, and then
he kisses me on the cheek
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and asks me to get out of his car.
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Such a gentleman.
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I'm still sucking him off, though.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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It's not a relationship
unless you're having sex.
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And if he's not having sex with you,
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then he's definitely having sex
with someone else.
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Honestly, all this sexual politics
sound so exhausting.
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That's why I'm single.
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-Never been happier.
-Hmm.
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But you don't see
a Pride march for us, do you?
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Yeah, I suspect
you'd struggle for numbers.
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Just those selfish gays.
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It's weird, Josie,
I always thought you might be
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a little bit of a lesbian.
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Yeah. Me too.
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[Seb and Dev laughing]
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I can't prank call them.
That's my job.
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Go on! [laughing]
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It's your stag do.
It's gonna be so funny.
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[call dialing]
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[speaker]
Hello, Barfoot's Casino.
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[deep voice] Hello.
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I just wanted to say
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I think your casino stinks.
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Seriously, I mean it.
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I hate it and everyone in it.
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Alright, that's very funny.
Put the phone down now.
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I have a bolt action sniper rifle,
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and I'm gonna shoot everyone.
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I'm not kidding.
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I'm really gonna fucking do it.
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Dave behind the desk,
George the cleaner, everyone.
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I've got blueprints to the building
and keys to the entrance.
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Alright, that's enough.
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[Seb laughing]
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Absolutely hilarious.
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What other laddy things should we do?
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Prank the girls?
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-Get a stripper?
-[Dev chuckles]
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Maybe I'll just jump off the building.
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[Seb laughing]
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I'm sorry.
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I'm very tired.
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I think work is getting to me a bit.
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Working double shifts
to pay for this wedding.
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But she only wants the best.
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No, the girls aren't like that.
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Trust me.
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Deb never even mentions weddings.
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They're not materialistic.
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Josie loves you for you.
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For richer or poorer.
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Wow.
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That's great. Maybe I should
put that in my vows.
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I think it might already be in there.
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Oh, my God.
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[laughing] You're right.
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You really are the best man.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Fucking hell!
If you're not gonna cooperate,
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you're gonna walk down the aisle
with a fucking tit out!
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[cell phone buzzes]
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We have to get married now
'cause Graham's coming.
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I'm gonna have sex with him.
So, snap the fuck out of it.
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[drink splashes]
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[gasps]
Sorry, here I am.
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Mum said it's not a relationship
if we're not having sex,
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and I refuse to be Wendy.
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Mom says she only shaves one leg
so when she sleeps on her side
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she can pretend a man is spooning her.
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I have to fuck Graham.
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-But where are you gonna do it?
-Your honeymoon room.
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On my wedding day?
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Someone should have sex in there, Josie.
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Why are you so desperate to leave, anyway?
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Because I've got a girlfriend.
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Charlie. She's got an art show at 2:00,
and I promised I'd be there.
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She's definitely the one this time.
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If you wanna go, then just go.
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But I personally don't think
you have it in you.
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I'm different now.
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Stronger.
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I'm braver.
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I'm not gonna let everyone
push me around this time.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna run away.
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Well, isn't that a handsome young man?
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[Wendy giggles]
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Last day of freedom, eh?
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Oof. I don't envy you on that one.
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I love it.
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Oh, no booze for me, thanks.
I'm off it.
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Never felt better.
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Much clearer head now
to enjoy my own company.
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Are we starting soon?
I've got a smear test at 12:00.
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[chuckles]
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How's it all going in there?
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Bet Josie's sick of all this
princess treatment by now.
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[Wendy] Absolutely not.
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The opposite.
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Josie seems very excited
about being a kept woman.
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Obsessed, even.
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It's all they're talking about in there.
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Not for me, thanks.
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Well. [chuckles]
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Don't you worry.
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You can take my word as a solemn promise.
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Josie is gonna be
the most kept woman in England.
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-I'm a working man.
-[cell phone buzzing]
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Oops, sorry.
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I've got to take this.
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My boss. [chuckles]
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Hello?
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Now, uh, Deb, when I give Josie away,
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which way should I walk?
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Uh... probably straight down, yeah.
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Right, yes.
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Sorry. Straight down.
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Obviously. [laughs]
261
00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,520
Will you help me practice?
262
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,600
I'd love to.
263
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,640
[both chuckling]
264
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,120
Looks a bit like you and I
are getting married, doesn't it?
265
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,960
-[chuckling] Imagine.
-[Deb sighs]
266
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,880
Weddings can cause
such big feelings, can't they?
267
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,240
So romantic.
268
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,760
Does it make you think about anything?
269
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,240
Like the future?
270
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,800
Hmm. Yeah.
271
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,120
It makes me think maybe
272
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,840
I couldn't get married.
273
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,840
Wouldn't want to.
It's all too raw for me and Lisa.
274
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,160
I don't know if I could do that to myself,
275
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,960
but you've always been
so understanding about that, Deb,
276
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,080
because you're so sensitive.
277
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,280
[Dev moaning]
278
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,640
Fired?
279
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,480
[stammers]
It was my stag do!
280
00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,640
The groom is supposed
to be a massive laugh!
281
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,720
You can't do this!
282
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,320
I'm your best croupier.
283
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,000
It's my wedding day!
284
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,160
What?
285
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,360
Effective immediately?
286
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,800
-Oh, God. Um...
-[engine starts]
287
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,800
Josie! I don't know what
you think you just heard,
288
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,920
but it's not what you think!
289
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,560
Josie! No! No!
290
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,640
[Josie] It's locked, Seb.
291
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,960
We're not supposed to see each other!
292
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,440
-Stop!
-[Seb thuds]
293
00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,080
[Seb groans]
294
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,760
What are you doing?
Seb, please.
295
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,560
-Seb, I can't see!
-It's bad luck on our wedding day.
296
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,520
[Seb groans]
297
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,960
Oh, my vows! My vows!
298
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,320
My vows!
299
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,280
Ah, please don't run away.
300
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,960
Every-Everything is fine.
301
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,240
In fact, I've just been promoted,
effective immediately.
302
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,480
You will be a kept woman, I promise.
303
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,840
I don't want to be a kept woman!
304
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,240
Oh, you don't need
to put on an act for me.
305
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,440
I know my wife.
306
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,120
Uh...
307
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,800
Oh, I'm so sad I can't see
my own face right now.
308
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,840
That's funny.
309
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,800
Thought seeing each other
on our wedding day
310
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,480
would be bad luck. [laughs]
311
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,560
Right.
312
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,040
-Let's get married.
-[Josie] Get off!
313
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,960
-[Seb screams]
-[car crashes]
314
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,680
[door opens]
315
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,280
Change your mind?
316
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,640
I totaled it.
317
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,720
Hector's dead.
318
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,080
Should we even bother with the wedding
or just go straight to your funeral?
319
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,560
I think I lost a tooth.
320
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,360
The dentist did say you had too many.
321
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,000
I'm supposed to be admiring
Charlie's pottery in two hours.
322
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,920
You know, the more you resist your fate,
the longer it will take.
323
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,800
-What do you mean?
-Well, it's 12:00 now.
324
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,120
You could be out the door by 1:00
if you stopped being
325
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,480
such a fucking Bridezilla.
326
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,200
Yeah.
327
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,400
-Yeah, it's just two words, isn't it?
-[Billie] Totally.
328
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,080
You'll be scissoring
next to ceramics by 2:00.
329
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,040
"I do." How long did that take me?
330
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,040
Tight vows, dry kiss.
Bob's your uncle, Seb's your husband.
331
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,200
-Over and done with, married forever.
-'Til death do you part.
332
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,000
Yeah.
333
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,240
Best not to think about that bit.
334
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,680
Right. Where the fuck's Graham?
335
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,240
Why haven't you had sex with him?
336
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,760
I don't know.
He's a gentleman.
337
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,480
He's really mature for his age,
a grownup man.
338
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,160
[gasps] There he is!
339
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,440
My man.
340
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,400
Primed and ready to be carved.
341
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,080
Fucking hell, Billie.
How old is he?
342
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,320
Not sure.
343
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,360
So hard to tell with older men, isn't it?
344
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,680
Think he's probably, like, 70.
345
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,920
But he could be a 50-year-old
that's really tired.
346
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,320
Oh, my God, do you even fancy him?
347
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,280
I fancy how lucky he must feel.
348
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,080
I fancy how I must look for his bifocals.
349
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,240
He can't believe his luck.
350
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,360
I'm fresh pussy, hot from the oven.
351
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,440
This is disgusting.
352
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,360
Love is love, Josie.
353
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,520
He's honestly so grateful
to be with me.
354
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,200
It's like he's a competition winner,
and the prize is me.
355
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,600
Right, wish me luck.
I'm off to pop this old man's cherry.
356
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,080
[groans]
357
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,240
You didn't hide your number?
358
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,360
I didn't think I had to.
I used a silly voice.
359
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,280
Alright, now Josie loves you for you.
360
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,640
She doesn't care that
you've lost your job.
361
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,720
-She tried to run away.
-She's nervous!
362
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,440
Like you.
Just remember, for richer or poorer.
363
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,920
What's that now?
364
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
What's happened to your face?
365
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,320
[Dev]
Oh, Deb, just in time.
366
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,120
Slight case of wedding nerves, yeah?
367
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,400
Oh, darling.
368
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,880
There's absolutely no reason
to be nervous.
369
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,360
You've got your job,
you've got your life together.
370
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,360
You're providing, and that is enough.
371
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,480
But also, Seb, remember.
372
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,360
For richer or poorer.
373
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,960
Yeah, I did try and get
that bit taken out,
374
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,760
but apparently, it's pretty standard.
375
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,480
I need to take my socks off.
376
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,800
Right fucking now.
377
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,720
Shall I lock the door
or just leave it open?
378
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,760
What the hell, maybe that's part of it.
[chuckles nervously]
379
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,440
No, I'd better lock it.
380
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,560
You must be so turned on by this.
381
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,880
[both laugh]
382
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,040
Oh, you like that?
383
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,640
You like my little young tit?
384
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,560
Oh, God,
you're obsessed with me.
385
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,040
Whoa, Nelly. Whoa.
What are you doing there?
386
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,960
I thought we could take things
to the next level.
387
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,720
You and me. Sex.
388
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,320
I know my youthful body
must be really intimidating,
389
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,560
and there's a lot of pressure
on getting everything you've ever wanted,
390
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,920
but it's time to step up.
391
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,640
-I don't know.
-Take your pants off.
392
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,840
-I'd rather not.
-Take them off!
393
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,200
-No.
-It's okay if you're a virgin.
394
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,760
I'm not a virgin.
395
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,240
-So, there's someone else?
-Yes. I'm-I'm married.
396
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,360
-Like seriously?
-Seriously, I-I did tell you.
397
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,480
I thought you were just saying that,
like me saying I'm 15.
398
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,840
Sorry.
399
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,600
Well, is she at least ugly?
400
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,680
And old? And stupid?
401
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,720
She's a neurosurgeon.
402
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,440
Fuck.
403
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,800
An ugly old neurosurgeon.
404
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,160
And that's why you won't fuck me.
405
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,520
[stammers]
I-I'll be honest.
406
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,400
I'm not the kind of man
that has an affair. This isn't me.
407
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,240
It's just...
I'm underappreciated.
408
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,520
Stuck at home doing the chores and all
so that she can focus on her career.
409
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,280
She has no idea
how exhausting that is for me.
410
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,520
I can't believe it.
411
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,720
You're married.
412
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,080
I'm not your sloppy seconds.
413
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,560
I'm the whole fucking buffet!
414
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,320
[Graham] I-It's locked.
415
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,880
Oof.
416
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,080
Glad this isn't me. Oh, yes, sir.
417
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,960
[chuckles]
418
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,280
I've never been happier
since becoming self-partnered.
419
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,800
Well, I still want to get married.
420
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,240
I don't know how you
haven't been put off,
421
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,400
given what happened with the last one.
422
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,760
Dev's different.
He's not gonna leave me.
423
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,480
I'm gonna marry him.
424
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,760
Oh, he's asked you, has he?
425
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,120
Not yet.
426
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,240
But it's coming.
427
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,800
Just this morning, he was saying
how much he wanted to.
428
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,000
Yeah, well,
that's what they all say.
429
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,480
You need to stop relying on men.
430
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200
They only let you down.
431
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,520
Dev is a wonderful, brave, reliable man,
432
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,800
and he's gonna step up.
433
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,400
-You'll see.
-Deb.
434
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,360
I've lost Seb.
435
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,720
-You've what?
-I've lost him.
436
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,240
No, you haven't.
437
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,880
I-I think he just got a bit nervous,
438
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,080
and, well, one minute we were having
the stag do of our lives,
439
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,360
and then the next thing
I know, he's gone.
440
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,000
You haven't lost him.
441
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,320
You're going to go and find him,
442
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,720
and you're not going to come back
until you've got him.
443
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,360
Absolutely, got you.
444
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,560
I haven't lost him.
445
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,720
[♪ upbeat music playing]
446
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,520
You look radiant.
447
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,680
Really?
448
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,400
I've lost a tooth.
449
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,040
Well, you've got plenty more.
450
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,160
Okay, well,
let's get this show on the road.
451
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,000
I'm going to break this to you gently,
as only a mother can.
452
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,360
We've lost Seb.
He's legged it.
453
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,400
I suspect the reality
of spending forever with you
454
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,800
is hitting him like a sledgehammer.
455
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,880
Oh, no. What a shame.
456
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,440
Guess the wedding's off.
See ya.
457
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,600
No, listen.
458
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,000
You need to marry him.
459
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,120
Why?
460
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,000
Why is it so important that I get married?
461
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,080
Don't I deserve to get married for love?
462
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,720
Don't make me laugh, Josie.
463
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,120
If I wanted an ab workout,
464
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,720
I'd have asked for another
free trial session at David Lloyd.
465
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,400
We need to prove
we're women men marry into.
466
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,720
We need Dev's massive house, okay?
467
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,000
So, it's all about the money, is it?
468
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,320
Yes. I've spent
the last of our savings.
469
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,080
-On what?
-Hector.
470
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,480
My pride and joy outside.
471
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,800
This family needs a car.
472
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,720
You try coming home with the weekly shop
473
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,120
dangling from the handlebars
of Billie's scooter.
474
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,960
Honestly, things are pretty dire, Josie.
475
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,960
Hector is the one thing holding
my life together at the moment.
476
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,080
He's our saving grace, a miracle.
477
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,280
Well, we'd better go find Seb, then.
478
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,960
Good girl.
479
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,640
What are you up to out here then, mate?
480
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,200
You wanna come back inside?
481
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,800
I've got cold feet!
482
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,880
Well, put your socks back on!
483
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,080
I'm so ashamed.
484
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,000
She's a princess who deserves a prince.
485
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,800
I'm just a pathetic worm
who can't even provide for her!
486
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,120
[Dev]
You'll get another job!
487
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,240
Those women in there need us!
488
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,200
They are delicate angels,
489
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,560
and we cannot break
their fragile, little hearts!
490
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,840
Seb!
491
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,800
Get back inside, now!
492
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,320
You're getting married
in 10 fucking minutes!
493
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,640
Look at that face!
494
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,160
Open your eyes, are you
gonna keep her waiting?
495
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,960
She's your soulmate!
496
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,000
Josie.
497
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,160
My angel!
498
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,240
I've been lying to you!
499
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,920
I haven't been promoted,
effective immediately.
500
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,440
I was fired in disgrace.
501
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,240
And I know how much
you wanna be a kept woman!
502
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,120
I don't want to be a kept woman!
503
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,880
Yes, she bloody does!
504
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,400
Trust me, I don't!
Just get back inside, Seb!
505
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,280
Do you promise to love me
in sickness and in health?
506
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
Save it for the altar!
507
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,040
For richer or for poorer?
508
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,000
-Richer, please!
-Say you love me!
509
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,360
I love you.
510
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,000
And I'm the best sex you've ever had!
511
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,280
You're the best sex I've ever had.
512
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,480
I knew you'd understand, baby!
513
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,880
We don't need money
when we got each other!
514
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,760
We don't need anything!
515
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,720
Or I could get you
an interview at my work!
516
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,040
I think they're hiring!
517
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,840
Yep. Okay, well, I'll do that!
518
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,000
My princess shall have her prince!
519
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,360
Sorry, everyone!
520
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,480
[♪ upbeat music playing]
521
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,960
Here I am. [chuckles]
522
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,440
Oh.
523
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,640
Just got a bit scared.
524
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,640
Gosh, weddings are
quite stressful, aren't they?
525
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,920
It's another industry secret
they don't tell you about.
526
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,120
Oh, Seb, darling.
It is scary.
527
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,640
But we can't let
scary things stop us
528
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,320
from doing what's right.
529
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,240
Getting married is
the bravest thing you can do.
530
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,600
-Deb, you are so poetic.
-Right, shut the fuck up, everyone!
531
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,960
Wedding's back on in five minutes!
532
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,680
Right. I'd better get in position.
533
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,920
Josie, I'd just like to say,
534
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,840
I've never felt so excited
to give someone away.
535
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,920
Uh, Deb.
536
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,160
Would you give me away?
537
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,760
Darling, boys don't get given away.
538
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,000
Oh. That is... that's very sexist.
539
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,080
I'll do it.
540
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,600
Deb, you know your daughter
better than anyone.
541
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,360
It should be you that gives her away.
542
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,920
It's all I've ever wanted to do
since she was born.
543
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
It's over.
544
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080
He's married.
545
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,160
I'm not ready to be single.
546
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,800
Well, I love being single.
547
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,320
Honestly, being cheated on
was the best thing
548
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400
that ever happened to me.
549
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,040
It's made me realize my true path.
550
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,600
I'm actually really grateful to him,
551
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,760
and her, for doing it.
552
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,680
If I saw her, I'd say thank you.
553
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,440
Thank you for giving me my life back.
554
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,680
-Really?
-[Wendy] Absolutely.
555
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,400
I do so much more stuff now.
556
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,880
I've got my routine.
557
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,920
I'm listening to podcasts all the time,
558
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,320
I'm cooking more,
I go to the gym every day.
559
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,760
I've actually packed so much in,
560
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,200
I barely notice I'm by myself.
561
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,280
I am so happy.
562
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,960
Wow.
563
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,560
Thank you.
564
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,000
-You're so inspiring.
-Oh, really?
565
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,560
-Yep.
-[chuckles]
566
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,640
I'm gonna go get my man
before it's too late.
567
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,320
You know, it's weird.
568
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,240
Josie usually does all those things
when she's really, really depressed.
569
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,720
Yes, I'm sorry.
570
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,840
I'll be home soon.
So sorry.
571
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,240
Took all day to get
the good fabric softener.
572
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,720
I had to go to big Tesco.
573
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,120
Please don't be angry.
574
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,960
Graham, wait! Don't go!
575
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,320
I've decided.
576
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,040
You're a neglected old house husband,
577
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,800
and it's time to get yours.
578
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,120
Are you a man,
or are you a frigid little loser
579
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,400
with a little limp dick?
580
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,440
-I-I'm a man.
-Exactly.
581
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,800
You owe this to yourself.
582
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,520
Take back what you deserve.
583
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,800
You've been castrated
by an ugly old neurosurgeon,
584
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,120
but not anymore.
585
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,800
We're doing this.
We're having a fucking affair!
586
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,760
Yes. Yes, you're right.
587
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,840
Ask me, then.
588
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,640
-Ask you what?
-Get down on one knee
589
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,400
and ask me to be the other woman.
590
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,040
Billie, will you...
591
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,520
will you be my mistress?
592
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,040
Honestly,
593
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,080
your wife is gonna be
so grateful for this.
594
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,240
Deb, I've been thinking
about what you said.
595
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,080
Marriage is scary.
596
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,560
We both lost someone,
597
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,800
but then we both found someone,
598
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,840
and that should be celebrated,
599
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,200
so I think marriage is something
600
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,080
I might be open to, at some point.
601
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,360
What, like right now?
602
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,160
-Well--
-Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
603
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
Okay, Deb!
604
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,880
[Deb moaning]
605
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,960
You're right.
606
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,840
The bravest thing you can do
607
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,360
is marry into this family.
608
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,000
So romantic.
609
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,240
I think Lisa's looking down on us
610
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,840
and smiling right now.
611
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,000
Do you think Spencer's
smiling up there too?
612
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,880
He's fucking thrilled.
613
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,040
I said yes, by the way.
614
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,400
I said yes to being a mistress.
615
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,280
I'm so proud of you.
616
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,440
We've nailed this, in our own time.
617
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,440
You're gonna get married and then go
to your secret girlfriend's art show.
618
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,680
And you're gonna be the sexy other woman
to an elderly man.
619
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,600
What's hotter than being his woman?
620
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,080
Being the other woman.
621
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,600
It's great, 'cause you're not
the one getting cheated on.
622
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,200
There's nothing wrong
with having an affair, right?
623
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,440
I honestly think it might be
the most feminist thing you can do.
624
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,360
You know, 50% of marriages
end in divorce.
625
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,720
I like those odds.
626
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,640
[Dev]
She's beautiful, isn't she?
627
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,000
What, Josie?
628
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,760
No. Deb.
629
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,120
It'll fade, you know.
630
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,240
Love dies.
631
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,440
Marriages don't last.
632
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,800
That's not true.
633
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,520
All this time, I thought I was happy,
634
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,120
but I just realized,
635
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,280
I got that wrong,
and I'm miserable.
636
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,240
All the men in this family leave us.
637
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,680
Bet you'll do a run or two.
Just like their father.
638
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,040
Well, that doesn't feel very fair.
639
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,480
Spencer passed away.
640
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,240
What?
641
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,200
No, he's not dead.
642
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,560
[scoffs]
They just wish he was.
643
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,880
Took one look at a future with them
and ran for the hills.
644
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,680
And he was right to.
This family are unlovable.
645
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,880
Terminal spinsters, the lot of us.
646
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,360
Unless you'd like to go
for a drink sometime?
647
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,600
No?
648
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,200
Right. Well...
649
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,440
Suppose that proves my point.
650
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,160
[Dev pants]
651
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,720
Great turnout. [chuckles]
652
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,480
We're so lucky.
653
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,920
It's your turn next, I promise.
654
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,560
And thanks for the job.
655
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,600
I almost feel sorry for the casino.
656
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,720
They just lost
the best croupier in Crawley.
657
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,880
Hmm.
658
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,160
Oh, these are in the wrong order.
659
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,320
Good thing I know how to shuffle.
660
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,320
[cards flapping]
661
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,480
Oh, whoops.
662
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,640
-It's a bit big.
-Yeah, well, that's not my fault.
663
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,720
You were a big baby.
664
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,680
I am so proud of you.
665
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,840
I have never been so happy.
666
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,960
-Really?
-Yep.
667
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,120
Excellent. In which case, Hector's dead.
668
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,160
Floored him into a lamppost.
Absolutely fucked.
669
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,400
Complete write-off.
670
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,840
Rest in peace.
671
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,440
Let's go have the happiest day
of our lives, shall we?
672
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,360
[♪ "Wedding March" playing]
673
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,440
[♪ "Laissez Faire"
by Michel Lepop playing]
674
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,000
[♪ song fades out]
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