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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:12,080 Manatees, God's gift to the sea. 2 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:13,920 Aren't they hot? 3 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:20,620 As much as I love these bucks and babes, this is not their story. This is the 4 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,700 legend of Billy Bates and his special needs revolve. 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,900 My name is Manatee Lover and this is our story. 6 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:33,460 Well guys, it's New Year's Eve and of course we're going to be celebrating 7 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:35,780 tonight with a big party. 8 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:37,330 It should be a blast. 9 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:46,630 I thought it'd be a good idea to start out with our New Year's resolution. 10 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:52,790 Billy Bates, you've just arrived and we're still getting to know you. 11 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:54,410 Would you like to start? 12 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:56,630 I don't have any resolutions. 13 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:00,390 Sorry, fella. It comes with the territory. 14 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:02,650 Come on, let it out. 15 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,230 I just saw an offer for group therapy. 16 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:09,090 Come on. Yeah, come on. Come on, Billy. 17 00:01:09,610 --> 00:01:10,610 Tell us. 18 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,670 I shouldn't even be here. 19 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:17,670 You'll need as many allies as you can find in this group home. 20 00:01:19,670 --> 00:01:26,390 Fine. Ever since I was little, I've been bullied about my disability 21 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,670 by my own grandma. 22 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,770 I lived with her. 23 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:32,810 since I was a kid. 24 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:37,610 Everyone called her Mrs. Bates. 25 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:41,430 She was a lot like her namesake in Psycho. 26 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,990 There's something in my stomach! Get out of my belly! 27 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:02,530 I told you not to watch this liptard crap. 28 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:07,630 Next thing I know, you'll be campaigning for that Muslim, Derek Osama. 29 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:13,210 Grandma, what's a real dick? 30 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:20,750 No, Grandma, it's brand new. 31 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,690 Where did you get this? 32 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,930 Answer me when I ask you a question. 33 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:31,950 Who brought this piece of shit into our home? 34 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,230 It was Adrian. 35 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:35,250 He gave it to me for Christmas. 36 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:37,890 Adrian? This idiot? 37 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,650 Well, I'll fix his ass. 38 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:53,110 I better not see you come near my grandson again. 39 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,650 Got it, commie pervert? 40 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,600 Adrian was my only friend, and she drove him away. 41 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,040 Most other people are bullies. 42 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:09,320 Call me Billy Bates, Masha Bates, all the time. It's not fair. 43 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:21,520 Later that 44 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,940 day, when I was trying to watch a Ken Burns documentary, 45 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,740 Dance took a turn for the worse. 46 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:41,640 I 47 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:52,320 knew 48 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,340 it. You're in big trouble, mister. 49 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:22,930 Not again. 50 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:27,690 Your grandmama got ran over by a reindeer. 51 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,110 Fuck you, four -wheel. 52 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:33,950 Gentlemen, be civil. 53 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:36,110 Billy, please continue. 54 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:43,270 Because my parents were dead and I had no other family, the state had no choice 55 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:45,910 but to put me in this group home. 56 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,730 Billy, this is Nate. 57 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:50,910 He and the rest of the staff are going to be taking care of you from now on. 58 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,260 Listen to them and behave yourself, okay? 59 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,760 I don't see why I kill on my own. 60 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,100 I don't belong here. 61 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:07,340 Billy, why don't you look around? I'll grab your thing and show you to your 62 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,340 room. 63 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,360 I'm sure you won't be any problem. 64 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,380 Downs people are so cute. 65 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,000 Just like little tiny Buddhas with... 66 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,590 Plenty eyes. 67 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,670 Sure. 68 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:30,950 This ain't so bad. 69 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:34,150 This ain't like every group home you've ever seen. 70 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:36,790 I've never seen a group home before. 71 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,890 So, no base for comparison, dude. 72 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:43,750 Billy, meet Will. 73 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:47,950 He's been here for a long time and still have a lot of other residents. 74 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:50,110 We're only here to help you. 75 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:53,080 It sounds like being a prisoner to me. 76 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,740 Give it a try. 77 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,420 We have games, activities, life guidance. 78 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:02,080 I don't need any help. 79 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:07,020 I don't need to have playdates with some cerebral palsy jerk. 80 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:08,260 Billy. 81 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,840 Well, not cool, man. 82 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,100 Son of a bitch. 83 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:19,220 Everyone was against me. My daddy grandma. 84 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:23,010 to stay Will in his stupid wheelchair. 85 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:27,090 But I'll get my revenge on Will later. 86 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:28,390 Wait, what? 87 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:30,610 Well, at least you expect it, buddy. 88 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:35,670 There must be something positive you can say about being here, Billy. I got to 89 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,970 watch wrestling for like 15 minutes yesterday. 90 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:43,730 I was watching a replay of the latest Spankdown. 91 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,490 Trying to perfect my moves. 92 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:50,170 I hate this guy. 93 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:53,650 Who is this? Is this like a goon? Is this one of Rockstar Robbie Vegas' 94 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:58,270 That's not a goon. That is one of his roadies. Taking one for the team. And 95 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:02,490 Bomb is assaulting this man. That Fart Bomb. 96 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,930 You know it. He's the best. 97 00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:10,190 No, the Fart Bomb fights against injustice like the Rockstar Robbie Vegas 98 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:13,770 kick to the midsection right here. That's how you fight. That is how you 99 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,150 That's a real camp there. 100 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:20,350 He's a coward. He's backing away. He's a smart man. You should never put your 101 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:24,390 hand... Oh, disgusting behavior by our so -called superhero. 102 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:27,610 Get out of there, Robbie. Get out. 103 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,010 Oh, 104 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,490 we know what's coming next. 105 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:35,610 Oh, no. Is it going to be? He's going to hit him with the gas. 106 00:07:35,930 --> 00:07:38,630 Man, that's one move I can't do. 107 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:42,190 Just because you haven't tried it long enough. 108 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,390 Don't try it on me. 109 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,620 Oh, oh. 110 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,220 Damn, you freak. 111 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,660 Silent the day, God. 112 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,820 You know you love me. 113 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:08,280 And that's when I knew I had an enemy for life. 114 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,720 But I'll get my revenge. 115 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,600 Stop saying that. 116 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,240 So my New Year's resolution is to be independent. 117 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,900 I don't need a residential home. I don't need anybody. 118 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,880 Other people just let you down. 119 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:28,780 Come on, y 'all. 120 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,120 Pizza's here. 121 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,160 Let's go. 122 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,220 Yay! 123 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,010 I'm looking for trolls. 124 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:56,650 I'm looking for trolls. 125 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:00,810 Show who's boss. 126 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:05,090 Then I enact a cost. 127 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:10,250 I'm gonna troll the troll. 128 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,150 Gonna crush his soul. 129 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:14,350 Troll the troll. 130 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,760 Come on, Bill. You can jerk off later. 131 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:38,600 Right now there is a party going on and you're not in it. I'm not jerking off. 132 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,300 I'm moisturizing. 133 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:45,060 My hands are going to be so smooth and silky. 134 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,420 So soft. 135 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,700 Now I'm going to jerk off. 136 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,260 You sure you want to do that? 137 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:58,020 Because last I checked, there's some very sweet ass I hired for the party. 138 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,740 to mention a shitload of booze. 139 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,120 Oh. 140 00:10:02,570 --> 00:10:08,810 I think what you meant to say, is there a lot of smart, intelligent women at the 141 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,650 party? Sure. Whatever. 142 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,090 That 143 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:30,190 was... 144 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,700 Troll the Troll by Drew Cole. 145 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:39,380 A song that people are dancing to across the nation. Once again, this is Jerry 146 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,060 Johnson. And Kiwi Jackson. 147 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,160 And this is Jammin' New Year's Eve in Times Square. 148 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,460 Welcome to Jammin' New Year's Eve in Times Square. 149 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,300 We would like to welcome the ravaging wrestler, Fartbomb. 150 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,360 Happy New Year's Eve, Fartbomb. 151 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,760 Thanks, Kiwi. It's going to be a great new year. 152 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,720 Except for anybody facing me at this Saturday, Spankdown. 153 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,520 I'm taking on all comers for the most insane and hardcore match you ever 154 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,240 imagined. We're looking for the best wrestling on the planet. 155 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,060 Tune in only on streaming. 156 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,940 Oh, man, I can't wait. 157 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,740 Unbelievable. What keeps you motivated to keep coming back to the ring? 158 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,160 Actually, I do it all for my wife, Cindy. 159 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,660 She's the most beautiful girl a melt -a -face wrestler like myself could have. 160 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,420 We'll be here with Fart Bomb until the ball drops. 161 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,180 Thanks, Kiwi. 162 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,660 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the wealthy Manhattan real estate mogul, 163 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:38,340 Donald J. Kruger, who has just announced his candidacy for President of the 164 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,340 United States. 165 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,080 Happy New Year, Jerry, and Happy New Year, America. 166 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:49,140 Excuse me one moment while my gorgeous assistant arranges my fabulous hair into 167 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,040 an equally fabulous ponytail. 168 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:05,810 Thank you, baby. 169 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,490 I think we can all agree that no one has hair like mine. 170 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:15,290 We can also agree that no one has clothes like mine. I only have this one 171 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:20,170 because, hey, you cannot do better than this. I'm also a great job creator. 172 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:25,750 My wife, for instance, works overtime in our bedroom to satisfy my astonishing 173 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,130 sexual stamina. 174 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,010 Make her do all sorts of jobs. I mean, first of all, there's the missionary. 175 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:36,530 That's boring, but it's there. Et cetera. And then there's... And then 176 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:41,050 there's... Plus a lot of other jobs that I'm not even going to mention because 177 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:45,110 your heart might not be able to stand it. I have the intellect of a college 178 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:50,570 professor, the erectile stamina of a teenager, and the hair. 179 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,830 Ah, the hair. 180 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,110 Let's look at it again. 181 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,810 Oh, flaunt it. 182 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,830 flaunt it, show it, show it. 183 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,030 Yes, yes, yes. 184 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:06,470 But enough about me. Let's talk about our country. 185 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:11,950 The only one who can save our country is me. We are being taken over and overrun 186 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:15,970 by minorities and perverts. I'm talking Mexicans, I'm talking Asians, I'm 187 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:21,870 talking blacks, I'm talking Syrians, Muslims, queers, weirdos, freaks, and 188 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:25,070 let's not forget, cripples and retards. 189 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:30,310 And when I am elected president, I will send them all to concentration 190 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,850 institutions. This is my vow to America. 191 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:38,590 Vote for me, and I will make America straight again. 192 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:43,550 Not cool, Kruger. Those people you're talking about are some of my biggest 193 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,450 You tell them, fart bomb. 194 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,270 Hey, is that your wife? 195 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,910 She looks delicioso. 196 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,100 She can lay down in one of my hotels whenever. 197 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,640 Ass munch. 198 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,160 Don't you dare say that about my Cindy. 199 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,020 I'll squash your ass like a triple prune you are. 200 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760 Oh, my. 201 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,200 Looks like it's time for us to take a break. 202 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,980 More with Jammin' New Year's Eve after this. 203 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,980 That asshole wants to make America straight again. 204 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680 I need a beer. 205 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,900 Here you go, pal. 206 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,480 Thanks. You want anything, Pete? 207 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,780 Sure, I'll get you a cidilla. Yo, give me one of them things too, man. 208 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,200 And now for my revenge. 209 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,050 Thank you, Billy. This looks fantastic. 210 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,970 Too slow, man. 211 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:36,610 That's what you get for being down to just slow. 212 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,510 Too fucking slow. 213 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,090 I'll show you who's wrong, motherfucker. 214 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,170 Wow, that was a great shot. 215 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,510 High five. 216 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,250 Your hands are so soft. 217 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:53,509 Thank you. 218 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:58,870 I was trying to masturbate with them, but I'd rather let you decide. 219 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,890 This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 220 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,180 Move it, shit! Fuck! 221 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,060 I've never done it with a person with don'ts before. 222 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,120 It's not quite doing it with a norm. 223 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,560 But better. 224 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,060 We'll take it nice and slow. 225 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,520 My roommates were right around the corner. 226 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,880 What are we waiting for? 227 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,140 This is Debbie Meadows with LTNM News. 228 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:31,100 Thousands of anti -President Krueger protesters who were peacefully gathered 229 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,420 today in Washington, D .C., have been beaten, shot, or killed. 230 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:39,240 It is unclear what the death toll is at this time. 231 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,080 This just in. 232 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,300 President Krueger has declared a new law with the newly formed government, 233 00:17:55,500 --> 00:18:00,740 making it illegal for minorities and political minorities to protest in the 234 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:04,180 streets, violent or even non -violent. 235 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:21,680 I'm told that we are being forcibly taken off the air by the president's new 236 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680 government. 237 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,400 I'm sorry, everybody, but this will be my last news broadcast. 238 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:34,700 Good night, and may God be with us all. 239 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay? 240 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,240 Don't you people believe in freedom of speech anymore? 241 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,920 This is Pears Moore with the BBC. 242 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,740 Homophobic and racial hate crimes and attacks have reached an all -time high 243 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,460 the USA, Canada, and here in the UK. 244 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,260 Out of my fucking shop. 245 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,160 ever falls up in here. 246 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:48,140 I'm a lumberjack. 247 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,480 All right, get moving. 248 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,400 Come on. 249 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:43,020 Get in the car. 250 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,620 Right there. 251 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:46,980 Come on. 252 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,140 Get over here. I refuse. 253 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,600 Get in the car. 254 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:51,820 Come here. 255 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,900 You must be the one hiding all these retards. 256 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,700 Why are you doing this? 257 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:09,300 Because no lives matter, biatch! 258 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280 Stop! 259 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,379 That's enough! 260 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,920 Don't tell us how to do our job with President Kruger! 261 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,300 Okay, retard. 262 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,980 I don't know how you got out, but you're coming with us. 263 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180 Out of where? 264 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:30,870 Don't be a smartass, retard. 265 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,410 Look, this will be a lot easier if we don't have to splatter your brains all 266 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:35,590 over the place. Just cooperate. 267 00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:37,230 That's hot. 268 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,750 Oh! 269 00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:41,010 Oh! Come here! 270 00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:43,810 Oh! 271 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:45,310 Oh, God! 272 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,170 Hey, watch out! 273 00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:49,130 You're not going to get away that easy! 274 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,220 Christ, I'm a dick. It's a retard. 275 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,620 You didn't mention anything about a fucking tard, man. The deal's off. 276 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:32,540 Cocksucker. 277 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,620 No offense, cocksucker. 278 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,520 Billy, you're awake. 279 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:38,860 Thank God. 280 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,120 What the hell is going on in Donville? 281 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,760 Things have changed. 282 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,180 I was once... 283 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,820 The greatest staff worker in Donville. Now I'm the greatest cocksucker in 284 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:54,820 Donville. 285 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,300 You slipped in my puke, Billy. 286 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,360 And hit your noggin. 287 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,920 You've been in a coma for three years. 288 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,360 Holy asscrackers. 289 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,580 No water out the pit so bad. 290 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,500 Yes, and while you were out, Donald J. Kruger was elected president. 291 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:18,600 Kruger? You mean that motherfucker with the long white hair? 292 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,050 It's precedent? 293 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,950 How the fuck did that happen? 294 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:24,370 The electoral college. 295 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:25,590 Go figure. 296 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:27,130 Shit. 297 00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:33,830 You can say that again. He turned our country into a brutal dictatorship and 298 00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:36,170 all the people with disabilities in CIs. 299 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:37,970 What are those? 300 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:40,010 Concentration institutions. 301 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:45,230 Here, I'll show you a top secret video Kruger has shared with his inner circle. 302 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,560 Oh, hello, hello, my loyal followers. 303 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:10,180 I am your president, your boss, and your moral leader, Donald J. Krueger. I put 304 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:14,300 together a video presentation just to show you some of the wonderful things 305 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,300 doing for our country. 306 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,700 Ever since I took office, I've been following through on all the promises I 307 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:20,700 during our campaign. 308 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:24,240 Promises that 33 % of you loved. 309 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:27,240 The other 67 % of you, eh. 310 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,720 You know what? You can all go to fucking hell for all I care, because no matter 311 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:36,060 what the politically correct elites say, I am the most incredible uniter you 312 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,160 have ever seen or ever will see. 313 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,420 Believe me. 314 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:45,200 Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or CI for short, we see 315 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,480 being forced to walk in a circle for ten hours a day listening to nursery 316 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,740 rhymes. Because no matter what the politically correct elites say, that's 317 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:53,760 retards are good for. 318 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:58,600 Just one more example of the marvelous strides we are taking to make America 319 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:04,360 straight again. My good friend, a great guy named John Blaine Gacy, really knows 320 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,760 how to do his job as guard. 321 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,620 Watch, listen, and if possible, learn. 322 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,240 Did you hear the music stop 1138? 323 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,760 Man, I'm tired. I need a poop. 324 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,080 Oh. 325 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,120 Listen up, retards. 326 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,320 Apparently 1138 is tired and he has to poop. 327 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,420 Would anyone have the courage in this room to explain to 1138 what the rules 328 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,420 are? 329 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:37,920 I didn't think so. 330 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,600 Well, that leaves me and you. 331 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,940 I think I've got a remedy for your problem. 332 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,940 It'll help jog your memory in regard to the rules. 333 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,620 Pop goes Gacy. 334 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:59,140 Would anybody else in the room like to use the bathroom? 335 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:06,900 Just one of the many marvelous strides we're taking in the era of Kruger. 336 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:13,960 So, this is your emperor, I mean your president, emperor later, president now, 337 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,800 signing off, saying, hair today, hair tomorrow. 338 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:25,590 Have you ever in your life... See such an incredible fucking head of hair. I 339 00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:31,010 mean really this is something else How 340 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:37,970 do you get this video Nate Never 341 00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,450 mind how I got this video. 342 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:46,410 I think you know how I got this video, but I've been out there the bigotry 343 00:28:46,410 --> 00:28:47,490 the police 344 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:53,560 How did the American people let all this happen? 345 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:58,180 There's a conspiracy theory supporting him. The PNN movement. 346 00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:02,700 PNN has convinced people that your kind are dangerous and deserve to be locked 347 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,740 away. No. 348 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:07,920 They get their orders directly from the president. I will show you. 349 00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:21,460 Pianons are the greatest. 350 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,280 Pianons are the real Americans. 351 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,080 I just love words that start with P. 352 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,480 Just ask my wife. 353 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Just ask my ex -wife. Just ask my other ex -wife. 354 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:35,200 They're not the sharpest tacks in the toolbox, but they all have pussies. 355 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,220 And pussy starts with P. 356 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,840 Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P. 357 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:42,020 I watch Sesame Street, too. 358 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,160 And Pianon starts with P. 359 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,080 And that's why I love Pianon. 360 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,520 Because it's just like a tight little pussy. 361 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:55,610 Well, this is your hair man saying goodbye because I think that's about all 362 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:56,610 got to say today. 363 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:59,090 Except, I love you all. 364 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:01,530 Hugs. 365 00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:05,390 Cocksucker must pay. 366 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,530 No offense, cocksucker. 367 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,590 Hey, what about fart bomb? 368 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:11,970 Hopefully he can help us. 369 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,330 Yeah, about fart bomb. 370 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:34,010 I'm Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of the Toxic 371 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:40,570 Avenger. I bet you folks out there are wondering exactly who or what is Fart 372 00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:43,590 Bomb. Well, wonder no more. 373 00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:53,510 Eight years ago, Dexter Kelch, a young man with a disability, worked at the 374 00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:56,250 Donville Karate School as a janitor. 375 00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,030 Hey, Dexter! 376 00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:02,100 Come upstairs right now. I just took a huge dump in the bathroom and there's 377 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,940 poopy water all over the place. 378 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,340 I'll be up in a sec. 379 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,520 Okay, okay. Here we go. 380 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,580 Oh, that's secure. That's really good. 381 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:13,860 That's not going anywhere. 382 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,060 You ready for your ride, toxic waste? 383 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,040 One day while Dexter was dumping out poopy water... 384 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:33,000 A truck carrying toxic Musanto bovine growth hormone changed his life 385 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000 forever. 386 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,160 Moving the toxic waste. 387 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:46,380 It's a good day out. It's always a good day when you got toxic waste in the 388 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:47,380 back. 389 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,640 Here we go. 390 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:34,040 is when Dexter turned into Fartbomb. 391 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:38,740 At first, Fartbomb was depressed about his appearance. 392 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:45,620 But when he discovered that his flatulence could stop the crime, he 393 00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:48,060 embrace his new identity. 394 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:53,520 And before long, Fartbomb met a hot woman named Cindy. 395 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,960 It was love at first montage. 396 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:15,800 Pretty good story, huh? 397 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:21,000 Of course, it's a total ripoff of the Toxic Avenger, but it's certainly not 398 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 first time. 399 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,100 And now, back to our story. 400 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:31,340 Unfortunately, nobody has seen or heard from Farbaum since Kruger came into 401 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:35,860 power. Many like me have feared that he has abandoned Donville and America. 402 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:41,640 Fuck. However, there is a group of rebels who are training to fight 403 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,640 Kruger secretly. 404 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,620 on the Black Hawk Indian Reservation, led by their leader, Chief Broken Arrow. 405 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,800 Awesome. But why would the Native Americans want to help us? 406 00:33:53,720 --> 00:34:00,160 Because of more broken treaties and being given COVID -19 infected blankets. 407 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,680 Not to mention an oil pipeline built on their land. That's an FX position. 408 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,000 You are surrounded. 409 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:10,280 Now hand over the retard, and nobody gets hurt. 410 00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:21,190 and treat it like an ignorant large child. 411 00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:27,909 Here, take this DVD. 412 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:29,610 Nah, fuck DVD. 413 00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:31,530 No one has a DVD player anymore. 414 00:34:31,929 --> 00:34:33,250 Here's a digital copy. 415 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:36,429 Take it to the Rebels at the Black Hawk Reservation. 416 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:37,889 They'll know what to do with it. 417 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,050 Go now before it's too late! 418 00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:41,429 Alright! 419 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,700 Three! 420 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,040 Oh shit! 421 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,880 Shit. 422 00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:18,390 That's right. 423 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:23,590 That's right, I said it. Sitting here with the course light and the northern 424 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,930 lights. Feeling lightheaded. 425 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:26,410 Typhons, I said it. 426 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:27,770 Don't forget it. 427 00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:38,130 So who ordered the deep fried retard? 428 00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:42,930 That's a good one, Sheriff David. 429 00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:46,930 Our job's done. 430 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,310 Let's go. 431 00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:03,530 Don't worry, Nate. 432 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:06,070 The dust will not be in vain. 433 00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:07,810 I swear it. 434 00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:15,090 Keep smiling while you can, Kruger. I'm gonna barbecue your ass. 435 00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:16,470 I'm elastic. 436 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,270 It only takes time. 437 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:27,030 Breaking news. We take you to a shopping mall in Wisconsin where President 438 00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:29,590 Kruger is addressing a crowd of 2 ,000 people. 439 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,450 Let's listen in. 440 00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:37,090 What an incredible crowd we have here today. 441 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:40,750 This may be the largest crowd in the whole history of crowds. 442 00:36:41,070 --> 00:36:42,530 I would say there's... 443 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:48,490 Two million people here today. Yeah, two million. And they all love me. And why 444 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:49,328 shouldn't they? 445 00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:53,650 I am single -handedly rescuing this country from the liberals, the bitches, 446 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:56,210 faggots, the niggers, the gooks, and the tards. 447 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:03,170 They say I lost the popular vote. 448 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:04,890 Who fucking cares? 449 00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,870 That's why the Electoral College was invented. 450 00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:10,590 To correct the errors made by the left wing. 451 00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,530 I am your president. 452 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,220 your emperor, your God. 453 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:22,280 And whoever you are, as long as you voted for me, I am here for you forever 454 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,380 ever and ever. 455 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,800 And together, we will make America straight again! 456 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,078 Billy Bates. 457 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,260 I've come to join a rebellion. 458 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,400 Pollock, it's the PWD, man. We gotta take him in before the fuzz gets him. 459 00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:58,420 PWD? 460 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,020 What the fuck? 461 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:06,420 Good afternoon, Chief Broken Arrow. We found you the stray PWD. 462 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,640 Okay, what's PWD shit? 463 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,440 Have a little more respect for your elders. 464 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,680 PWD is a code name for people with disabilities. 465 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:17,730 I guess badass was already taken. 466 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:21,230 So young badass, what makes you want to join the rebellion? 467 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,990 I promised my friend that I would avenge him. 468 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:31,630 That and the fact that I'd rather eat a bucket of dog shit than let that 469 00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:33,410 ass -hair Kruger stay president. 470 00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:36,670 Well, let me introduce you to your fellow soldiers. 471 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:40,890 This is Paulus. 472 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:44,110 He'll teach you about automatics and weaponry. 473 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,560 This is Manatee Lover. 474 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,620 He'll teach you about bombs and explosives. 475 00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,440 You just gave the training. 476 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,980 I know all I need to know about bullets and bombs. 477 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:58,920 And now I don't know it? 478 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,060 Why is it called Manatee Lover? 479 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:08,200 Because I like to go to aquariums and see the manatees there? 480 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,200 Smartass. 481 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,540 Come on, ML. You can do better than that. 482 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:13,980 All right, fine, Chief. 483 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:21,240 Because when I go to the aquariums, sometimes I like to get blowjobs from 484 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,920 manatees. Like my girlfriend, Dana the dugong. 485 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:31,900 Funnily enough, it's how my friend got this. 486 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:37,160 It's a video of the Constitutional Institutions. 487 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,840 The time has come. 488 00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:42,460 Take this video to John and ask me. He'll know what to do with it. 489 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:46,020 Till then, my soldiers will prepare you for battle. 490 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:49,400 We have some concentration institutions to liberate. 491 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,240 The revolution is now. 492 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:55,440 Yes, sir. Good luck, PWD. You'll need it. 493 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,200 It's Billy, sir. 494 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,260 Good luck, Billy Badass. 495 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:10,720 What makes a man enough to end a 496 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,720 man? 497 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:19,070 Is it that to fight goes on top? 498 00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:21,530 So we can all... 499 00:41:02,759 --> 00:41:06,240 The way he fights every day. 500 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:07,090 Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me, Ambassador Chan. 501 00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:12,270 My pleasure, Mr. President. It's about this TikTok thing, this app that the 502 00:42:12,270 --> 00:42:14,810 are using. I don't like it. I see. 503 00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:16,269 Why is that? 504 00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:20,090 I want to see more videos from people who love me. Can you make that happen? 505 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:22,870 Yes, of course. I can make that change to the algorithm. 506 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,110 But may I ask for something? 507 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:26,570 Sure. What do you need? 508 00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:28,630 We'd like more data on all American users. 509 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:37,380 We'll make you the number one best person on Dick Fox for all time. 510 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,880 Great, let's do that. 511 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,800 And we'd like to send some slide balloons over your American face. 512 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,460 Terrific, make it happen. 513 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,580 Excuse me, Mr. President. I'm so sorry, sir. 514 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,900 Sorry, I have to go now. Take care of yourself and watch out for that Kung 515 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,240 Let me call John Chief. 516 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460 He's so low. 517 00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,980 Caldwell, don't you know how to fucking knock? 518 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,660 Sir, although... 519 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,990 I am your chief of staff and should get a little bit more respect. 520 00:43:05,270 --> 00:43:09,550 Just be grateful I haven't had you castrated like I did the Secretary of 521 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:11,490 Interior when he touched my hairbrush. 522 00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:13,130 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 523 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:17,750 Sir, we have a report that the rebel base is on the Black Hawk Reservation 524 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:18,850 outside of Donville. 525 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:22,630 Great. Soon those red -skinned retard lovers will know the meaning of the word 526 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,630 euthanasia. 527 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:27,670 Get out of here and don't come back until you have some great news about 528 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:29,030 defeat. Yes, sir. 529 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,430 Would you, uh... 530 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,630 Like a little bit of a handy before I leave. 531 00:43:32,850 --> 00:43:33,850 Hmm. 532 00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:36,230 Thanks, Caldwell, but not today. 533 00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:41,230 But send one of those midget women in and tell her I need a blowjob ASAP. 534 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:42,830 I'm on it, sir. 535 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:25,750 Not bad, huh? 536 00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:29,970 Sure, if you wanted to give him a haircut and a manicure. 537 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,810 What, you think you can do better? 538 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,070 What, you think you can do better? 539 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:35,430 No. 540 00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:37,850 I know I can do better. 541 00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:47,190 Ah! 542 00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:49,990 You two -wheeled son of a bitch! 543 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,750 It's four wheels, you motherfucker. 544 00:44:52,570 --> 00:44:56,870 You thought I forgot that shit you did at the group home? Well, you're alive. 545 00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:00,030 Absolutely in the flesh, biatch. 546 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:04,910 I can't believe she's cruising alive. You're preparing to ass up. 547 00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:09,470 Nate got me out. Brought me to the reservation with the chief. 548 00:45:09,930 --> 00:45:10,930 So I'm here. 549 00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:12,690 Motherfucking Nate. 550 00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:15,050 Well, I got some bad news, man. 551 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:19,150 Nate is now the late Nate. 552 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,990 What? The fuck happened to Nate? 553 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,840 The fuzz got him. My God. 554 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,940 We're going to have to free our people to avenge Nate. 555 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,300 You know that's right. 556 00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:38,320 Well, since you two are reunited now, it's time to find Johnny Aspey. Who is 557 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,580 this Johnny Aspey? 558 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,200 Johnny Aspey. 559 00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:44,520 He's a war vet. We've been doing business with him since day one. 560 00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,860 He has Asperger's syndrome. 561 00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,260 No shit. 562 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,680 He couldn't come up with a better nickname than that. 563 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:55,210 Well, I wanted to call him Gasburger because he eats a lot of burgers and 564 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,210 a lot. 565 00:45:58,530 --> 00:46:00,290 Gasburger. I love it. 566 00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:02,630 It works on so many levels. 567 00:46:03,410 --> 00:46:04,890 Two months, I fart bomb, though. 568 00:46:06,790 --> 00:46:08,030 He's also a computer hacker. 569 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:11,370 He knows how to get that video out where people will see it. 570 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:14,750 Chief Broken Arrow. 571 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:19,110 What's wrong, Raven? What's going on? The National Guard has come on to the 572 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,900 rest. I thought this was a sovereign nation. 573 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,700 Nothing's been sovereign since Kruger took office. 574 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720 Run! 575 00:46:56,410 --> 00:46:57,610 Move! Move! Move! 576 00:46:58,590 --> 00:46:59,590 Get out of here! 577 00:47:00,170 --> 00:47:01,670 Ha ha! What do we got here? 578 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,090 Now you come, you bastard! 579 00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:12,330 You have to find John the Aspie. 580 00:47:12,610 --> 00:47:14,130 He'll help you in Kruger's Reign of Terror. 581 00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:15,370 What about you, Chief? 582 00:47:15,450 --> 00:47:17,630 I have to stay here and protect my people. Now go. 583 00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:18,870 Are you crazy? 584 00:47:19,090 --> 00:47:20,470 They're gonna slaughter you. 585 00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:25,790 Man, you heard your Chief. We gotta get the hell up out of here. He is the 586 00:47:25,790 --> 00:47:26,950 Chief. Let's go. 587 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,350 Shit. 588 00:47:47,390 --> 00:47:49,090 They just killed everyone. 589 00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,690 These assholes are gonna pay. 590 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,320 Ladies, I'm Billy. 591 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:05,260 You two hot mamas gonna just stand around not introducing yourselves? 592 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,780 You're just here to give us boners. 593 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,760 The name's Raven. 594 00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:12,860 It's Carmen. 595 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,900 And we're nobody's hot mamas. 596 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,320 Yeah, you sure about that? 597 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,800 Yeah, I'm sure. 598 00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:33,950 I definitely deserve that. 599 00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:41,910 That's definitely an understatement. And if you ever talk to us or treat us 600 00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:48,790 that way again, I'm gonna slice off your dick and wear it as a unicorn horn. Do 601 00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:50,470 you fucking understand me? 602 00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:55,830 Judging by the size of the bulge in his pants, I'd say you'd have better luck 603 00:48:55,830 --> 00:48:59,250 using it as a toothpick. And we're not even the types to penis shame. 604 00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,090 Um... By the way, I'm Alex. 605 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:05,030 I'm your typical transgender woman. 606 00:49:05,350 --> 00:49:06,950 Well, check out our gang. 607 00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:14,710 A downie, a trans woman, two ball -kicking bitches, a deviant, 608 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:15,870 and a CP. 609 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:19,630 We are Kruger's worst nightmare. 610 00:49:20,630 --> 00:49:25,070 I got a prescription for El Presidente. 611 00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:27,050 A foot up his ass. 612 00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,730 Let's make a house call. 613 00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:32,050 A White House call. 614 00:49:32,830 --> 00:49:36,550 Well, wait a minute. What are we going to do now that Chief Broken Arrow is 615 00:49:36,550 --> 00:49:38,410 dead? Who's going to lead us? 616 00:49:38,930 --> 00:49:40,250 It's got to be you, Billy. 617 00:49:40,630 --> 00:49:41,630 Why me? 618 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:46,430 It's got to be you. Because if you've got Down Syndrome, man, you've got to 619 00:49:46,430 --> 00:49:49,850 them that people like you and me can lead and kick ass. 620 00:49:50,130 --> 00:49:51,990 That's too much responsibility. 621 00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:57,730 What if I fuck up? To be honest, man, you killed it on the range. You learned 622 00:49:57,730 --> 00:49:58,730 goddamn fast. 623 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,320 And if what you said about what happened with the cops is true, my guy, you're 624 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,220 definitely ready for this. You're the one. 625 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,600 Okay, then. 626 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,640 I say we find Fartbomb. 627 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:14,760 What about Johnny Astley? Don't we gotta find him? We need more guns. And we 628 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,060 gotta show people that video. 629 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,940 First things first. 630 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,100 Fartbomb is a superhero. 631 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,820 He'll be the greatest weapon of them all. 632 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:30,460 Witch hunt. 633 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,500 Disgusting. Obnoxious. Awful. 634 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:35,100 Rotten. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. 635 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,780 Excuse me, Mr. President. Ms. Minion is here. Okay, bring her in. 636 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,080 Yes, sir. 637 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,060 Good evening, Mallory. 638 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,780 So glad you could make it. After losing the election to you, I find it somewhat 639 00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:55,420 disconcerting to be invited to dinner with you. 640 00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:02,140 And... I have to admit, I am struggling to address you as Mr. 641 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:07,100 President. After the horrible campaign you ran, I was looking forward to never 642 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,640 speaking to you ever again. 643 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:14,360 Well, no problem. Just call me Donald. And let's try to put the past behind us. 644 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:20,080 First of all, I have to apologize to you for some of the more outrageous things 645 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,320 I said during our campaign. 646 00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:26,200 Calling you a cunt on national television was perhaps going a bit too 647 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,359 Yes. 648 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,480 Perhaps. And even though the networks bleeped you out, everyone can read your 649 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,600 lip. I think they thought I was calling you a cat. 650 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,300 Oh, no. Oh, no. Cunt. They do. Loud and clear. 651 00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:41,400 Well, maybe so, but that's in the past now. 652 00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:45,860 Let's try to mend our fences, and I was hoping you could even join my team. 653 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:53,640 Well, that's non -starter, but hey, I would love to hear this out. That's all 654 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,940 ask. But first, let's have some dinner. 655 00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:58,850 Would you like some wine to start? Red or white? 656 00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:00,630 Red, please. 657 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:02,770 My pleasure, Mallory. 658 00:52:03,070 --> 00:52:04,750 My extreme pleasure. 659 00:52:11,530 --> 00:52:13,170 Donald. Mallory. 660 00:52:30,279 --> 00:52:31,280 Caldwell, get in here. 661 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,040 Yes, sir. You know what to do. 662 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:37,240 Yes, sir. Consider it done, sir. 663 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,120 No extra funding for your next campaign, Mallory. 664 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,160 Bye -bye. 665 00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:51,620 Witch hunt. 666 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,640 Disgusting. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. 667 00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:01,820 Nikolai, thanks for coming by on such short notice. 668 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,120 You have the money. 669 00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,140 Of course I do. 670 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,180 Excellent. I trust you. 671 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,940 I don't have to count it. 672 00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,900 And the shipment is already underway. 673 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,380 Another slave for your labor camp. 674 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:36,060 Yes. We have made good use of your last shipment of political rivals 675 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:39,180 like that Derek Osama. 676 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:46,300 We had fun reenacting that scene from your American show, 677 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:50,380 Roots, the one with the whip. 678 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,630 Shit. Farf bombs a prisoner. 679 00:54:22,890 --> 00:54:26,170 Yeah, Kruger put him on house arrest for all the shit he was talking. 680 00:54:26,390 --> 00:54:28,910 He was speaking out against him and he sure didn't like it. 681 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,170 When the fuck was you gonna tell us that? 682 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:36,560 Sorry, I fucked up. I forgot. I screwed the pooch on this one. I know. Does 683 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,220 anybody have a plan for this? 684 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,940 Actually, I do. 685 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,200 Hey, boys. 686 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,960 I'm gonna fuck you to death. 687 00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,760 You're one dead faggot, asshole. 688 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,920 I think they got the point. 689 00:55:02,890 --> 00:55:03,890 Huff crowd. 690 00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:09,150 What do you want? 691 00:55:09,550 --> 00:55:10,970 Open up, fart bum. 692 00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:12,590 We're here to save you. 693 00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:20,530 Smells like Bigfoot's fermented dick to you. You guys are supposed to save me, 694 00:55:20,770 --> 00:55:27,110 a downie, a trans woman, two ball -kicking bitches, a 695 00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:29,150 deviant, and a CP. 696 00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:30,790 Reddick covered that. 697 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,240 Now, where the fuck were you when we needed you? 698 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,180 President Krueger gave the power. 699 00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,580 I tried to speak up, but I couldn't. 700 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,880 You don't know how the government controls the media. 701 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,620 You know he got rid of the free press. 702 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,420 Mr. President, why haven't you taken a stronger approach to the pandemic? 703 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,400 There is no pandemic. 704 00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:08,000 wants to muzzle me and make me wear a mask. 705 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:23,260 Even if there wasn't I would make sure I 706 00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:29,560 had the very best health care and that there was just enough vaccine. 707 00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:36,470 For me. 708 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:42,430 Then President Krueger took my wife Cindy away. 709 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:47,110 Stop calling him President Krueger. He's not my president. 710 00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:54,190 Call him shitface, asshat, police bucket, dickwad, 711 00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:56,190 cocksucker. 712 00:56:57,170 --> 00:56:59,250 No offense, cocksucker. 713 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,190 Just not president. 714 00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:05,250 Come on, fart bomb. 715 00:57:05,530 --> 00:57:08,570 You gotta man up and grow up here. 716 00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:11,150 It's time to fight. 717 00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:14,630 And get your sweet little Cindy back. 718 00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:16,170 Okay, okay. 719 00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:18,010 No more President Kruger. 720 00:57:18,590 --> 00:57:19,930 Where do we go from here? 721 00:57:22,590 --> 00:57:23,590 America's gone. 722 00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:25,250 Bite your tongue, boy. 723 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,710 America's right here. 724 00:57:29,350 --> 00:57:32,730 Damn, man. Fuck Kruger. We are America. 725 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,500 Let's make this happen. 726 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,840 What he said. 727 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,360 What are we waiting for? 728 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,500 Let's make America weird again. 729 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:49,780 Yeah, man! 730 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:56,180 I wonder what Kruger even wanted with Cindy anyways. 731 00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:10,830 Just a second. 732 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:22,090 Sir, I've got good news and I've got bad news. 733 00:58:22,390 --> 00:58:23,390 What is it? 734 00:58:26,690 --> 00:58:30,410 I'm sorry, sir. Well, the good news is we have successfully crushed the 735 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,470 rebellion at the Black Hawk Reservation. 736 00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:34,130 And the bad news? 737 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,510 Some of them might have gotten away. 738 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:43,440 Oh, fuck, that is just perfect. I tell you, you cannot find good help these 739 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,480 days. Is there anything else, sir? 740 00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:48,080 Hey, motherfucker, I ask the questions around here, not you. 741 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,440 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 742 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680 No, 743 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,960 there's nothing else. 744 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,480 Wait! 745 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,840 Get me a taco. 746 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160 Yes, sir. 747 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,480 Tacos rule. 748 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,340 And blowjobs. 749 00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:03,260 Your reign of terror will come to an end. 750 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,860 My Dexter will stop you. I can feel it. 751 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,220 And feel it. You've been recycling that line for the past three years. 752 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,580 There's only one thing you should be feeling. 753 00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:16,840 Now, where were we? 754 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,980 Oh, get away. Get away. 755 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,040 Who's this guy we're looking for? 756 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,360 Donny Aspey. 757 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,220 The chief never told us where to find him. Why not? 758 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:33,280 He got blown up. 759 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,920 You know, same as that. 760 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,620 All I can think about back here is how when we're done with all this, I'm going 761 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,300 to be fucking the brains out of my manatee girlfriend, Dana the Dugong. 762 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,220 Oh, it's going to be so good. 763 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,720 These are the convicts of Stux, an island without women in the Gulf of 764 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,560 Carpentaria. They have captured one of those marine monsters which biologists 765 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,820 today call dugong. 766 01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:34,240 Once they were called sirens, those mysterious creatures about whom Homer 767 01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:39,600 half fish, half beautiful woman, the lure of which caused the death of so 768 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,000 sailors in ancient times. 769 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,560 Convicts watch her slow agony in stony silence. 770 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:28,280 They're waiting for nightfall, when they will perpetrate over her flesh a rite 771 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,320 of love, tragic and ancient as the world itself. 772 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,940 No! Who would treat such a magnificent creature like this? 773 01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,900 What in the holy sea, Cal? 774 01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:44,640 You're so beautiful, baby. Don't worry, I got this. 775 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,660 I'm gonna get you so wet, baby. 776 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,830 It's all going to be okay. I promise. 777 01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:06,590 All right, save me. I'm going to save you, baby. 778 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,680 I love you. 779 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,920 My love is deep at the ocean. 780 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:31,760 I found a love that I know is true. 781 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:35,360 And one, and one, and two. 782 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:41,740 Oh, my love. 783 01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:46,700 My love is bright as the stars above. 784 01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:12,890 Get your head out of the gutter! 785 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:14,710 I deserve that. 786 01:03:19,010 --> 01:03:24,450 So, when all this is over, you think you and me can have sex? 787 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:27,750 We'll see. 788 01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:30,610 It's a real Kruger! 789 01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:42,990 You think there's even anybody in there? 790 01:03:43,310 --> 01:03:45,810 Oh, you fucking bears, though. Keep moving. 791 01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:47,930 No, let's see what's inside. 792 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,200 I mean, I've never fucked a bear before, but I'm down to try anything. 793 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,900 Yeah, if it doesn't bite her dick off first. 794 01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:57,960 Hey, excuse me, I can take care of myself, thank you very much. 795 01:03:58,620 --> 01:03:59,620 Okay. 796 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,580 You want to be a bear's personal bitch? Go for it. 797 01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:27,230 I'm John D. Asby. That was easy. 798 01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:33,670 Wait up for me, guys. I had to shit. 799 01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:42,610 The people need to see this. 800 01:04:43,190 --> 01:04:45,030 Chief Broken Arrow said you could help us. 801 01:04:46,390 --> 01:04:47,810 How did you guys find me? 802 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,490 Honestly, this was the first place we looked. 803 01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:51,750 Where have you been, man? 804 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:54,570 And what's your excuse for giving up the fight against Kruger? 805 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,360 And waiting for the right dramatic moment to reappear? 806 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:05,100 Me and Jake, a friend of mine, we created a website where we can share 807 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:06,240 memes and porn. 808 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,380 But it became a platform for the Pianon movement. 809 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:16,380 More and more people believed in pedophile pizza parlors and Jewish space 810 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:21,920 and convinced themselves that only Kruger could save them from all that 811 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,560 bullshit. And then one day, my friend Jake... 812 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:25,810 Just disappeared. 813 01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:32,150 He's probably one of those institutions, if he's alive at all. His own creation 814 01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:33,150 destroyed him. 815 01:05:33,410 --> 01:05:34,690 I don't want to be next. 816 01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,890 But who's spread on that Pianon bullshit? 817 01:05:38,290 --> 01:05:39,830 Where is it all coming from? 818 01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,370 So that's what hacking really looks like. 819 01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,890 I thought it only looked like that in those terrible 90s movies. 820 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:48,210 Oh, shit. 821 01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:50,490 The Donville Concentration Institution. 822 01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,590 That's where the Pianon signal is emanating from. 823 01:05:54,190 --> 01:05:55,190 It's a person. 824 01:05:56,710 --> 01:05:57,710 And a weapon. 825 01:05:57,990 --> 01:06:00,230 We have to take it down. Billy's right. 826 01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:02,530 We have to stop being on once and for all. 827 01:06:03,310 --> 01:06:05,370 Yeah, let's get those cocksuckers. 828 01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,530 Hey, I miss reclaiming the word cocksucker. 829 01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,130 We will. 830 01:06:10,430 --> 01:06:11,910 And replace it with this. 831 01:06:12,430 --> 01:06:14,070 So everyone can see the truth. 832 01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:16,230 It's what the Chief would have wanted. 833 01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:18,950 Chief Broken Arrow? Where is he? 834 01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:21,450 He got fucked up by Krugazami. 835 01:06:22,230 --> 01:06:23,230 Chief Broken Arrow? 836 01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:25,670 Sleep well, my friend. 837 01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:28,230 You shall not have died in vain. 838 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:57,900 Genie, you have freed me from my prison. 839 01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:01,940 So tell me, what does your heart desire? 840 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,860 Are you ready to accept my domination? 841 01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,140 No. 842 01:08:18,899 --> 01:08:19,939 No. 843 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,840 What a stupid bitch. 844 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,600 Oh, my God. 845 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,819 Sir. Excuse me. 846 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,760 A bunch of retards, along with Farbbaum, have broken into the compound. 847 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:37,620 This is obviously some feeble attempt at defiance, but they are attacking. 848 01:08:37,979 --> 01:08:40,319 Well, take care of it. I don't want any of them alive. 849 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:41,979 I want them dead. 850 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,200 Yes, sir. 851 01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,740 Oh, shit. 852 01:08:55,149 --> 01:08:58,490 Thought I found that Johnny Astley ran out of it. We gotta split up. 853 01:08:58,750 --> 01:08:59,970 I'm coming with you, Billy. 854 01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:03,430 I'm coming with you too, man. You need a lot of firepower. 855 01:09:04,090 --> 01:09:07,550 Well, don't cock -block me, man. Family shows me like you. 856 01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:09,689 Nobody cock -blocking you, man. 857 01:09:10,109 --> 01:09:11,109 Let's go. 858 01:09:11,430 --> 01:09:13,390 We all have to find that signal. 859 01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:14,890 Let's move that. 860 01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,780 Please leave me here. 861 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,160 Not at all. 862 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:54,960 Well, well, well. 863 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,180 This is the end of the line, retards and retard lovers. 864 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,040 You thought you were going to lead a rebellion? 865 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,720 How foolish. 866 01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:05,640 I'll take care of this. 867 01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:09,699 That's right. 868 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,020 Go get them, Far Bob. 869 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,100 Awesome. 870 01:10:31,530 --> 01:10:33,370 You prison freak. 871 01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:37,240 Listen, I was just following orders. 872 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,460 Honestly, I'm a good guy. I'll try to work. I'm a good guy. Wait, wait, wait, 873 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,760 wait. I have a chinchilla at home. Her name's Sally. She kind of looks like 874 01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:46,520 I'm sorry, but, like, she needs her papa. 875 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,640 Come on, you've got to understand. 876 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,160 Okay, wait, listen, I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth. I'll 877 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,019 you. 878 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,020 I have OCD. 879 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,398 You don't understand. 880 01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:01,640 Like, I need order, and I like control, and also sometimes when I start getting 881 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,880 nervous, I start stuttering, and, like, they would have locked me up. They would 882 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,910 have... Institutionalize me like everyone else. 883 01:12:07,330 --> 01:12:08,510 Obviously, you've got to understand. 884 01:12:09,010 --> 01:12:10,010 Wait, wait. 885 01:12:17,950 --> 01:12:19,650 Okay. Thank you. 886 01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:21,130 Thank you. 887 01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:23,770 Let's see what's really inside you. 888 01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:22,170 Good. Let's take this sucker down. Replace it with that video. 889 01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:25,090 Is it really disturbing, that video? 890 01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:27,690 Jake, you're alive. 891 01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:30,890 Yeah, but you won't be if you take another step. 892 01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:33,210 I thought you were captured by Pianon. 893 01:13:33,430 --> 01:13:35,990 I am Pianon. I've always been Pianon. 894 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,010 You sold out to your own people. 895 01:13:38,550 --> 01:13:39,550 Why? 896 01:13:39,770 --> 01:13:41,790 Why does anyone sell out? Money. 897 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:44,850 Kruger pays me really well to write his speeches. 898 01:13:45,090 --> 01:13:46,950 Plus, I hate being disabled. 899 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:49,160 along with all the other retarded trash that's in here. 900 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:54,540 You write all that peon on bullshit for Kruger? I write all Kruger's speeches, 901 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,680 including the one he's giving in Donville tomorrow. 902 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,520 Kruger's going to be in Donville tomorrow? 903 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,860 Yeah, but she'll be in an unmarked grave. 904 01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:08,640 That's got to be John. 905 01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:09,980 Get him. 906 01:14:17,210 --> 01:14:21,630 That was a practice shot. Next one's going right between the eyes. 907 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,040 don't think I'm going to make it. 908 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:55,940 Kruger's holding a rally at Donville tomorrow. 909 01:14:56,780 --> 01:14:58,600 Fox News is covering it. 910 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,460 You've got to get this on the air. 911 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,080 I will. 912 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:09,100 Billy, keep up the good fight. 913 01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,080 Don't worry. 914 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,580 We won't give up. 915 01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:16,700 And tell Putin to go fuck himself. 916 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,420 He has no business being in the Asperger's community. 917 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,170 I'm in deep shit now, mister. 918 01:15:30,850 --> 01:15:33,970 You retards think you're getting away with this? 919 01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:39,810 President Krueger is going to make sure that all of you pay for this dearly. 920 01:15:40,230 --> 01:15:43,810 You stupid fucking moron. 921 01:15:45,270 --> 01:15:49,810 I was only following orders. 922 01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:52,330 Here's an order for you, asshole. 923 01:15:52,910 --> 01:15:53,950 Enjoy yourself. 924 01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:56,780 Commits a bitch that shoots on the rag. 925 01:16:49,559 --> 01:16:51,160 Nice shot, Kyle. 926 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:56,700 Woo! 927 01:16:57,340 --> 01:17:00,760 That was a clean kill, wasn't it, Dad? It sure was, Junior. 928 01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:11,090 Copy that. 929 01:17:12,370 --> 01:17:13,370 Yes, I'll tell him. 930 01:17:16,710 --> 01:17:18,810 Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir. 931 01:17:19,310 --> 01:17:20,289 Oh, great. 932 01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,290 What is it? 933 01:17:21,810 --> 01:17:26,170 A bunch of retired rebels and Fartbomb have released all the cards from the 934 01:17:26,170 --> 01:17:29,970 Donville concentration institution, sir. Well, that's just perfect. 935 01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:34,050 You'll have to double the security for my speech in Donville. Yes, sir. But 936 01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,890 there is some good news. We found their vehicle. 937 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,250 They must have abandoned it. Abandoned it? Why? 938 01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:39,610 They ran out of gas. 939 01:17:40,510 --> 01:17:41,510 Totally. Oh. 940 01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:49,170 God damn it, Junior. Watch where you aim that thing. You almost got me. 941 01:17:49,990 --> 01:17:50,990 Sorry, Dad. 942 01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:52,370 Don't worry, son. 943 01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:53,810 Just do better next time. 944 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:04,210 Oh, thank goodness we found this shelter and we did. 945 01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:06,310 Hey, guys. 946 01:18:06,570 --> 01:18:07,990 Wow, we have a few minutes. 947 01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:15,210 Without fighting for the future of our country or killing bad people, I realize 948 01:18:15,210 --> 01:18:18,010 I need to know a few things about you guys. 949 01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:23,870 Well, I don't have to go over my backstory. Everybody knows about me and 950 01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:25,830 True that. 951 01:18:26,830 --> 01:18:30,990 And all of you are pretty aware of my history, too. 952 01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:32,530 And Manatee lovers. 953 01:18:33,590 --> 01:18:37,090 But what about Cotton and Raven and Alex? 954 01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:40,790 Yeah. Well, it's really a simple story. 955 01:18:41,270 --> 01:18:46,090 We were strippers, and we were pretty good at it, and then Kruger came and 956 01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:47,090 fucked everything up. 957 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,490 Pretty good? 958 01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:51,690 Speak for yourself, lady. I was fucking great. 959 01:18:52,050 --> 01:18:53,790 All right, yeah, you were pretty great. 960 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:57,390 Yeah, well, you were too. Hey, enough of this false modesty shit. 961 01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:03,230 Okay, okay, I was great too. I got more money shoved in my crotch on an average 962 01:19:03,230 --> 01:19:05,830 Monday than most dudes make in a week. 963 01:19:06,190 --> 01:19:09,330 Anyway, we'd probably still be there except for two things. 964 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,090 Our boss, a .k .a. 965 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:16,210 Dominic the Douchebag, started pushing us to turn tricks. 966 01:19:17,050 --> 01:19:21,070 He also started campaigning for Kruger. Are the tricks we could have dealt with? 967 01:19:21,210 --> 01:19:22,210 You, maybe. 968 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,450 Well, probably not. 969 01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:25,970 But the Kruger part? 970 01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:27,350 No way. 971 01:19:27,610 --> 01:19:32,570 And then one night, the asshole started putting the moves on us. We wanted a 972 01:19:32,570 --> 01:19:37,690 three -way and he got... Super aggressive about it. He wanted you and 973 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:44,030 too. Good one, girl. Anyway, two powerful females who do quite a job on 974 01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:45,930 asshole's groin. Oh, my groin. 975 01:19:46,150 --> 01:19:48,530 He probably can't even function to this day. 976 01:19:49,090 --> 01:19:56,050 Then we ran away, joined the resistance, and now the only time 977 01:19:56,050 --> 01:19:57,270 we strip is for sex. 978 01:19:57,650 --> 01:20:00,350 Now if we could only find the right men to have sex with. 979 01:20:00,730 --> 01:20:02,330 Guess you better keep looking. 980 01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:09,250 I'm sure the right guys are out there somewhere. 981 01:20:10,070 --> 01:20:12,710 Uh, well, I guess I'm up next. 982 01:20:13,510 --> 01:20:18,370 Believe it or not, I was married once to the greatest guy I've ever known. 983 01:20:18,790 --> 01:20:22,210 Well, we weren't legally married, but we might as well have been. 984 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:27,810 His name was Rick. We met in college, and it was love at first sight. We moved 985 01:20:27,810 --> 01:20:29,970 into a really nice neighborhood in Donville. 986 01:20:30,510 --> 01:20:32,170 For a while, things were great. 987 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:37,240 Rick was a baker, and a really good one. The cakes were to die for. 988 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,660 Every birthday was a fiesta. 989 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,060 But things got nasty. 990 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:46,100 That nice neighborhood turned out to be a hotbed of transphobia. 991 01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:50,780 And one day the neighbors descended on our house with clubs and told us to get 992 01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:54,340 out, or they would take permanent steps to make sure we vacated. 993 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:58,360 Rick argued and pleaded, and oh my God, was he persuasive. 994 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,560 But they beat him to a pulp anyway. 995 01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:02,120 And then they came at me. 996 01:21:02,570 --> 01:21:07,450 I ran for our car and got out of there. A few blocks away, I accidentally hit 997 01:21:07,450 --> 01:21:10,470 this old lady and another car crushed her head so I had to stop. 998 01:21:11,230 --> 01:21:12,230 Wait a minute, dude. 999 01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:14,230 Coincidence alert. 1000 01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:16,950 That was my evil grandma you hit. 1001 01:21:18,490 --> 01:21:20,190 Wow. Small world. 1002 01:21:20,990 --> 01:21:25,510 Anyway, as I was saying... I was put on trial even though it was an accident, 1003 01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:27,430 but President Osama pardoned me. 1004 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,150 That was the good news. 1005 01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:32,020 The bad news was that Rick died of his injuries. 1006 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:37,100 And more bad news, when Krueger took office, he sent a warrant out for my 1007 01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:41,440 for being a pet project of President Osama, and also just for being 1008 01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:44,660 So when I heard about the resistance, I was there. 1009 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,760 So sorry about Rick. 1010 01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:52,420 But here we are, and we're all for one. 1011 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:54,800 Hey guys! 1012 01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:59,110 Krueger takes the stage in the town square tomorrow at 11 a .m. 1013 01:22:00,110 --> 01:22:04,170 Okay. Look out, Krueger. Tomorrow will be the day. 1014 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:05,670 Yeah! 1015 01:22:19,910 --> 01:22:20,910 Great. 1016 01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:24,070 Should have known security was going to be tight. So how do we get in? 1017 01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:28,460 I think I found her solution, guys. 1018 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,700 Great job, manatee lover. 1019 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,900 I guess you're not just some sick, disgusting, twisted pervert after all. 1020 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:41,360 Um, can y 'all go ahead of me? I really have to take a shit. 1021 01:22:41,980 --> 01:22:43,360 Take a shit now? 1022 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,240 Forget her, Will. 1023 01:22:47,820 --> 01:22:48,820 She's gotta go. 1024 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,079 Gotta go. 1025 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,920 Hey, y 'all, don't worry about me. I'll meet up with y 'all later. 1026 01:23:07,809 --> 01:23:13,270 Where do you think you're going? Oh, I have clearance to serve food at Kruger's 1027 01:23:13,270 --> 01:23:15,730 Rally. Let me see your papers. Yeah, yeah, hold on. 1028 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:25,150 You know, I've been a supporter of Kruger's for a long time, even before he 1029 01:23:25,150 --> 01:23:26,150 became president. 1030 01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:27,148 Great guy. 1031 01:23:27,150 --> 01:23:31,650 Sure is. You know, in fact, I've been a huge fan of his way back to TV show, all 1032 01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:35,810 of it. It's part of why I ended up getting permits so that I could serve. 1033 01:23:36,390 --> 01:23:38,170 You know, tacos here at the rally. 1034 01:23:38,630 --> 01:23:42,770 Not those terrible, gross, disgusting Mexican tacos, though. You know what I'm 1035 01:23:42,770 --> 01:23:46,450 talking about. Good old -fashioned American tacos. Yeah, Mexicans are too 1036 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:48,470 Way too spicy. Right, absolutely. 1037 01:23:48,890 --> 01:23:51,330 So, uh, we're good to go, right? 1038 01:23:53,430 --> 01:23:54,430 No. 1039 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,410 Oh, do go, dick. 1040 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,460 Well, well, well. 1041 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,840 You libtards thought you were going to get away with this. 1042 01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:15,480 Luckily, we had a little help from someone you know. 1043 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:21,920 Alex? 1044 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,279 That's right. 1045 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,620 I've been working with the government this whole time. 1046 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,540 How else do you think they found your secret resistance base? 1047 01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:32,320 And now, thanks to Alex, we have all six of you. 1048 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,480 Why did you betray us? 1049 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:40,080 Kruger doesn't care about transgender people. 1050 01:24:40,460 --> 01:24:42,920 Ha! Who cares if I'm transgender? 1051 01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:47,040 Kruger gives me money to throw the trans community under the bus. 1052 01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:52,020 I go on conservative talk shows and I tell them that I'm detransitioning. I go 1053 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:56,680 on podcasts and I tell people that trans women are groomers. I start absurd 1054 01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:03,220 discourse online with ludicrous hot takes to sow chaos amongst leftists. 1055 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:07,860 Have you checked my Twiddler recently? I have a million followers, and all of 1056 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:11,180 them with blue check marks that they paid for themselves. 1057 01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:15,140 I identify as a psyop. 1058 01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:20,460 Why would I ever give up the grit of being conservative token trans bitch? 1059 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:27,400 But what about that story you shared with us about getting run out of the 1060 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:28,400 neighborhood? 1061 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,460 You mean how your grandma got run over? 1062 01:25:32,030 --> 01:25:33,630 That was a drug deal gone bad. 1063 01:25:33,930 --> 01:25:37,570 Luckily, Kruger pardoned me, and I've been in his service ever since. 1064 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:39,950 You cocksucker! 1065 01:25:40,290 --> 01:25:41,710 I mean it this time. 1066 01:25:42,050 --> 01:25:47,230 Only you're the one who will be doing the cocksucking in prison and carpet 1067 01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:48,230 munching for you two. 1068 01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:50,710 Fuck you, you damn traitor. 1069 01:25:51,910 --> 01:25:53,710 Sorry, not interested. 1070 01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:57,030 Well, I think my work here is done. 1071 01:25:57,770 --> 01:25:59,390 Thanks for the tacos and the meatballs. 1072 01:26:00,010 --> 01:26:01,390 Wait, Cadwell. 1073 01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:02,879 What is it? 1074 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,040 I'm sure this is what you wanted. 1075 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:10,840 Being the Mr. President of the White House. 1076 01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,800 What are you talking about? 1077 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,420 The party that you are a part of. 1078 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,540 It wasn't always like this. 1079 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,540 What President Krueger is doing is for the good of the nation. 1080 01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:25,980 All these immigrants and people of color, they're not healthy things. 1081 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,240 And... 1082 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,620 Retards like you, you're not helping anything. 1083 01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:35,300 You're gross. 1084 01:26:36,460 --> 01:26:38,340 But we are the nation. 1085 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:42,180 People think pubic hair is gross. 1086 01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:46,740 But you don't see men shaving it off. 1087 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,880 You're just being retarded because of your extra chrome. 1088 01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:53,840 Am I retarded because the last I checked? 1089 01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:59,300 Nazis and racism were supposed to be enemies of our country, like Hitler or 1090 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,860 Stalin. Our country's not racist. 1091 01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:03,580 That's not true. 1092 01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:04,940 Really? 1093 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:11,620 Then why are we being rounded up like Hitler did to the Jews? 1094 01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:15,100 Because that was President Kruger's orders. 1095 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:19,600 Sir Chuck Galen, you know it to be true. 1096 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,400 You've been duped. 1097 01:27:22,650 --> 01:27:24,530 to do something un -American. 1098 01:27:31,970 --> 01:27:32,970 I've heard enough. 1099 01:27:47,150 --> 01:27:48,330 Go on, get out of here. 1100 01:27:48,850 --> 01:27:49,850 Thank you. 1101 01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:28,440 Have a heart. 1102 01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:29,960 Don't mind if I do. 1103 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,180 We've got to get to that fucking truck. 1104 01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:52,140 And we've got to get the bill on the air. 1105 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,000 You're right. 1106 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:59,980 Don't worry. Leave it to me. I know what the fuck's news people want. 1107 01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:15,360 I was wondering, what's a girl got to do to get 1108 01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:17,900 sexually harassed around here? 1109 01:29:18,260 --> 01:29:19,360 We'll help you out. 1110 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,480 have won a small victory here in Donville. A very small victory, believe 1111 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,920 But we will crush them and we will win. 1112 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:43,140 For this is America and in America, terrorism never wins. 1113 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,360 At least not when they do it. 1114 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,080 Any other objections? 1115 01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,780 Not so fast, Kruger. 1116 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:05,120 Oh, retard. 1117 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,320 How did you get out of jail? 1118 01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:11,460 The students set us free after I gave him a good talking to. 1119 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:16,640 Oh, fuck. You gave Caldwell one of those libtard speeches, didn't you? 1120 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:20,340 I'm getting rid of that motherfucker before the end of the day. In the 1121 01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:22,620 I brought someone along for protection. 1122 01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,120 Bring her out, Sergeant Massacre. Yes, sir. 1123 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,780 Wait till you see who's here. Come on, you stupid rainbow bitch. 1124 01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:32,590 Cindy! All right. 1125 01:30:32,990 --> 01:30:37,730 Make any false moves and Fartbomb's bitch gets her brain splattered all over 1126 01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:40,250 cement. Drop your weapon now. 1127 01:30:45,950 --> 01:30:47,790 Very, very good. 1128 01:30:48,090 --> 01:30:51,370 Guard, give one of them a reward for their cooperation. 1129 01:30:51,890 --> 01:30:52,890 Yes, sir. 1130 01:31:00,099 --> 01:31:02,520 Tell Dana I love her. 1131 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:04,020 How could you? 1132 01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:10,180 You're so evil. 1133 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:11,880 So what? 1134 01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:18,440 You're not going to kick me in the nuts this time? 1135 01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:20,180 Not this time. 1136 01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,740 Fuck you, King Kong Bundy. 1137 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:46,640 Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or CI for short, we see 1138 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:50,320 being forced to walk in a circle for 10 hours a day listening to nursery rhymes. 1139 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:54,680 Because no matter what the politically correct elites say, that's all retards 1140 01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:58,840 are good for. Just one more example of the marvelous strides we are taking to 1141 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,380 make America straight again. 1142 01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,460 Did you hear the music stop at 1138? 1143 01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:08,940 Now get back in line. 1144 01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:10,940 Man, I'm tired. 1145 01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,100 I need a poop. I think I got a remedy for your problem. 1146 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:17,100 Now help jog your memory in regard to the rules. 1147 01:32:56,790 --> 01:32:58,350 Cindy. Out of my way, loser. 1148 01:33:05,110 --> 01:33:07,710 Hey, that motherfucker's getting away. 1149 01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:09,590 What are you going to do about it, Billy? 1150 01:33:09,830 --> 01:33:13,670 Oh, I'm going to catch that big piece of shit and flush him down the toilet. 1151 01:33:14,910 --> 01:33:16,350 Yeah, we'll handle it. 1152 01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:17,950 Take care, Cindy. 1153 01:33:24,310 --> 01:33:26,210 Let's see what this baby can do. 1154 01:33:29,550 --> 01:33:30,550 Shit. 1155 01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,110 Out of gas. 1156 01:33:33,050 --> 01:33:34,050 What are we going to do now? 1157 01:34:19,950 --> 01:34:20,950 He killed an elder. 1158 01:34:21,310 --> 01:34:24,990 Bastard! I'm gonna get you, but he had a cockmonger. 1159 01:35:09,100 --> 01:35:10,100 No fart bomb. 1160 01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:15,000 What? We gotta bring him back to town so he can face justice. 1161 01:35:21,020 --> 01:35:25,500 Alright, Krueger. 1162 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:29,300 You've given this country red, white, and blue balls. 1163 01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:32,300 Now we're gonna make sure you get a happy ending. 1164 01:35:53,960 --> 01:36:00,660 We the people should know what a racist dictator when we see one. I have 1165 01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:01,660 doubts. 1166 01:36:01,860 --> 01:36:06,920 And even I know this asshole is retarded. 1167 01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:08,860 Not me. 1168 01:36:09,660 --> 01:36:14,040 We've made mistakes in this country. 1169 01:36:15,180 --> 01:36:18,560 Mistakes we can never make right. 1170 01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:22,980 But we have to learn from the past. 1171 01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:26,100 Or there is no future. 1172 01:36:26,860 --> 01:36:31,180 Yeah, we all been clown -raped by this guy right here. People with disabilities 1173 01:36:31,180 --> 01:36:32,360 and regular people. 1174 01:36:32,660 --> 01:36:33,660 Fucking asshole. 1175 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,440 That's right. 1176 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:40,700 All of us have paid the price for electing this ass monkey. 1177 01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:44,800 We all got the right to get married, to fuck with people with disabilities, 1178 01:36:45,220 --> 01:36:50,080 chase ass, get drunk, and live our lives. That's what we all have the right 1179 01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:52,040 do. So fuck trans. 1180 01:36:52,650 --> 01:36:59,230 and homophobia, anti -Semitism, fascism, Islamophobia, 1181 01:36:59,530 --> 01:37:02,150 communism, and racism. 1182 01:37:02,510 --> 01:37:09,430 We can make our world a better place if we learn from our own 1183 01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:16,270 bullshit. We must acknowledge our mistakes and move forward into a 1184 01:37:16,270 --> 01:37:18,250 bright future for everyone. 1185 01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:29,620 From now on, we have some unfinished business to take care of. 1186 01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,020 So stick around, folks. 1187 01:37:33,060 --> 01:37:34,840 This is going to be fun. 1188 01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:36,740 Are you ready? 1189 01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,380 You know what they say. 1190 01:37:45,780 --> 01:37:47,100 Here today. 1191 01:37:47,340 --> 01:37:48,340 You wouldn't dare! 1192 01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:53,900 Don went to win. 1193 01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:02,070 What have we here? 1194 01:38:02,870 --> 01:38:05,310 It's your trusty old hairbrush. 1195 01:38:06,090 --> 01:38:08,150 It won't be needed once anymore. 1196 01:38:08,850 --> 01:38:11,170 No more hair to brush. 1197 01:38:13,190 --> 01:38:14,850 But I have an idea. 1198 01:38:15,570 --> 01:38:18,690 A long overdue for a good spanking. 1199 01:38:18,950 --> 01:38:19,950 What? 1200 01:38:32,330 --> 01:38:33,710 I like to see what you're hiding. 1201 01:38:40,710 --> 01:38:41,710 That's gross. 1202 01:38:43,970 --> 01:38:50,290 It's like looking into a Ziploc bag that's been crumpled a thousand times 1203 01:38:50,290 --> 01:38:51,450 thrown into the ocean. 1204 01:38:53,530 --> 01:38:57,450 Small, yet able to kill baby squids and octopi. 1205 01:39:04,140 --> 01:39:05,140 that little guy. 1206 01:39:05,780 --> 01:39:09,440 What a teeny weeny wiener. 1207 01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:10,780 You motherfucker. 1208 01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:12,660 Watch your mouth, pal. 1209 01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:14,120 Get over my knee. 1210 01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:16,200 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1211 01:39:44,170 --> 01:39:45,170 Nice and hot. 1212 01:39:46,170 --> 01:39:47,610 Bring all the molasses. 1213 01:40:20,490 --> 01:40:21,389 Sucks language. 1214 01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:25,470 Maybe I have to put you over my knee again. No, no, no, no more spanking, no 1215 01:40:25,470 --> 01:40:29,430 more spanking, no more spanking. Please, please, please. 1216 01:40:30,090 --> 01:40:31,370 Have you learned your lesson? 1217 01:40:32,790 --> 01:40:33,790 Yes. 1218 01:40:34,030 --> 01:40:35,030 Yes what? 1219 01:40:37,950 --> 01:40:38,950 Yes, sir. 1220 01:40:39,570 --> 01:40:41,770 What was that? I can't hear you. 1221 01:40:41,990 --> 01:40:42,990 Yes, sir. 1222 01:40:44,750 --> 01:40:46,010 What was that, soldier? 1223 01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:47,870 Sir, yes, sir! 1224 01:40:58,250 --> 01:40:59,450 He says he's won his lesson. 1225 01:41:01,790 --> 01:41:04,670 Do you think he's had enough punishment? 1226 01:41:10,350 --> 01:41:11,830 Farfuck, bring on the nair. 1227 01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:13,770 No! No! 1228 01:41:14,490 --> 01:41:17,790 Not the nair! I'm gonna fuck your follicles, bitch. 1229 01:41:18,150 --> 01:41:19,250 Anything but the nair! 1230 01:41:19,530 --> 01:41:20,530 Please! 1231 01:41:21,990 --> 01:41:23,350 This is for saving me. 1232 01:41:42,190 --> 01:41:46,590 A retard like you could destroy my beautiful bigotry. 1233 01:41:48,030 --> 01:41:49,230 Look out! 1234 01:41:49,590 --> 01:41:50,610 Look out! 1235 01:41:51,430 --> 01:41:52,590 I'm going. 1236 01:41:53,970 --> 01:41:55,070 I'm going. 1237 01:42:04,310 --> 01:42:05,710 Oof. Man. 1238 01:42:05,970 --> 01:42:09,230 Wow. I always knew he was full of shit. 1239 01:42:09,570 --> 01:42:11,050 But who guessed? 1240 01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:12,720 That much. 1241 01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:22,080 Hi, Dana. 1242 01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:27,440 I knew you and Manage the Lover had some chemistry going on. 1243 01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:30,580 But you won't be coming back. 1244 01:42:31,900 --> 01:42:33,180 Got blown up. 1245 01:42:34,460 --> 01:42:40,000 So me and the guy have decided to give you... 1246 01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:43,480 The whole thing wants to come off. 1247 01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:03,740 So, come on, Billy. Let's get out of here, man. 1248 01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:05,560 This place is bullshit. 1249 01:43:06,060 --> 01:43:07,060 We got to go. 1250 01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,600 Breaking headline news. 1251 01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:21,000 President Donald J. Kruger was unceremoniously divested of his silver 1252 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:26,760 administered a sound spanking with his own hairbrush by new national hero, 1253 01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:27,760 Bates. 1254 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:36,420 Kruger has left behind a legacy. A legacy of the abuse of a nation. 1255 01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:43,040 The attempted ruination of an entire planet. And the mist... treatment of 1256 01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:49,520 single minority group known to man, as well as being, in my personal opinion, a 1257 01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:50,940 smelly pile of shit. 1258 01:43:51,140 --> 01:43:55,220 The famous Kruger hairbrush will be on display at the Smithsonian Institute in 1259 01:43:55,220 --> 01:43:56,500 Washington, D .C. 1260 01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:02,300 In related news, all concentration institutions will be immediately closed 1261 01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:04,540 their prisoners will be set free. 1262 01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:09,180 In more news, missing political adversaries, John McBain. 1263 01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:16,320 Mallory Minton and Derek Osama have been located. Close to starvation, but still 1264 01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:18,700 alive in a slave labor camp in Russia. 1265 01:44:19,140 --> 01:44:25,720 Finally, a special video titled The Ignominious Demise of Donald J. Krueger 1266 01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:30,720 be distributed free, whether people voted against him or supported him like 1267 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,720 late Kanye West. 1268 01:44:31,780 --> 01:44:34,760 Wait, isn't Kanye West still alive? 1269 01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:36,100 Nigga, please. 1270 01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,460 So, Billy, what do you think you're going to do now? 1271 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:42,040 I think I've got something to live in. 1272 01:44:42,940 --> 01:44:44,320 He did a lot for me. 1273 01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:46,920 How about you, Will? 1274 01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:52,520 Well, you know, me and Raven are going to go steady. 1275 01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:54,540 Damn, for real? 1276 01:44:54,940 --> 01:44:59,120 What can I tell you? I have a thing for guys in wheelchairs. 1277 01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:02,060 Turns out they make me so hot. 1278 01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:06,600 You know, once you go wheelchair, you never go back. 1279 01:45:09,919 --> 01:45:14,400 Now, Cindy and I can return to my RV, and I can go back to pro wrestling and 1280 01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,400 crime fighting. 1281 01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:17,760 Not so fast, hot stuff. 1282 01:45:18,460 --> 01:45:22,680 I'm horny, and that's a crime you gotta start fighting right now. 1283 01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:24,820 I need the real thing. 1284 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:28,360 Fireball. 1285 01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:32,840 Carmen, how do you feel about staying here with me? 1286 01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,900 Oh, how do you feel? 1287 01:45:36,540 --> 01:45:42,300 About me taking you to bed and riding you like a wild Italian all night long. 1288 01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:49,080 I feel like it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1289 01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:50,560 Oh, yeah. 1290 01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:52,600 I know it is. 1291 01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:55,460 I know it is. 1292 01:46:15,150 --> 01:46:19,890 Look, they see my human existence as a reminder of what is insufficient. 1293 01:46:20,270 --> 01:46:24,730 So they get clever, but I define it better by claiming no lesser. Yeah, I 1294 01:46:24,730 --> 01:46:28,890 it. It's an indignity to actually agree with no conclusion drawn. But just to 1295 01:46:28,890 --> 01:46:32,570 lie to me, your mind got targets on us, plus boundaries on our pelt. We're 1296 01:46:32,570 --> 01:46:37,350 standing up for us, and against what they got planted for us. Yeah, the 1297 01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:41,710 don't include down even 21 comments with an extra drip. Yeah. 1298 01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:46,880 We all want to be free. Essentially, my family only got to fight just like me. 1299 01:46:47,060 --> 01:46:48,780 Here comes the revolutionaries. 1300 01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:51,940 Rollers, YGs, and ETs, because it's life necessary. 1301 01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:56,040 Pete, we got to watch each other's faces, because our skinfolk ain't 1302 01:46:56,300 --> 01:46:57,480 Some deep snitches. 1303 01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:22,880 How you think you don't belong in the place that you stole it from the 1304 01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:24,740 first millennium of the gender region? 1305 01:47:24,980 --> 01:47:30,040 Watch y 'all actively erasing heritage and culture. Turn mascots to gas stocks 1306 01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:35,020 by colonial vultures. Give the place to enslavers with confederate sculptures on 1307 01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:40,260 the freedom premise. You're ugly, lost, and eugenic. But how does it fit in the 1308 01:47:40,260 --> 01:47:41,260 kingdom pitch? 1309 01:47:41,340 --> 01:47:45,140 At least he's near the boy you're talking. Hear the whistle? You get your 1310 01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:50,300 barking. Leave you shut when the river leads to South Barking. But of course, y 1311 01:47:50,300 --> 01:47:54,480 'all fast bags diggin' tight and true. If they get the freedom, they're going 1312 01:47:54,480 --> 01:47:58,360 take care of some youth. You can talk to six tough guys that have a thing. 1313 01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:02,380 Trying to get deep to dream. That's why we're hitting those unlikely teams. 1314 01:48:22,690 --> 01:48:28,310 We got love for the humanity, fart balls, superhero play, Carmen and Raven 1315 01:48:28,310 --> 01:48:34,110 deck, Alex, Keith, John, and Steve, then last, me, Will, and Billy Badass, 1316 01:48:34,110 --> 01:48:37,630 coming to whoop that ass, hating, fucking, sucking your ass up to this. 1317 01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:42,380 Yeah, and since you've invited a perfect example of how them that follow should 1318 01:48:42,380 --> 01:48:46,620 start to be essentially because you need y 'all to get rid of the undesirables. 1319 01:48:46,820 --> 01:48:51,660 That ain't like a supremacy addict upon the tail, G -Man. You just got to have 1320 01:48:51,660 --> 01:48:54,440 it. Moving with absolute malice. Don't be the savage. 1321 01:48:54,860 --> 01:48:58,980 Ableism and racism. You can't seem to think to have it. Feel for you, bro. 1322 01:48:59,220 --> 01:49:03,820 Just got to go drop kicks and shoves. The revolution won't be live streamed. 1323 01:49:03,820 --> 01:49:06,760 will be live. I mean, you witnessed it live. Now, I mean. 1324 01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:10,480 Thank you for 1325 01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:31,300 watching. 1326 01:49:59,740 --> 01:50:04,060 Somebody got a freaky horn on me. 1327 01:50:04,510 --> 01:50:09,230 My heart is racing. I got my own aces. I got my own beats. You better watch your 1328 01:50:09,230 --> 01:50:12,870 tone, Smith. I will knock you out. This is my town. 1329 01:50:13,110 --> 01:50:15,210 We are number one. I'm living in town. 1330 01:50:15,510 --> 01:50:16,690 I'm down with the town. 1331 01:50:16,970 --> 01:50:18,970 You are on the top of the top. 1332 01:50:19,190 --> 01:50:22,270 You better shut the duck up. Right side, wrong side. 1333 01:50:22,610 --> 01:50:23,610 This is my side. 1334 01:50:23,910 --> 01:50:28,730 You're not better than me because upside is not down with the town. This is my 1335 01:50:28,730 --> 01:50:30,610 town. I live in the street. 1336 01:50:30,870 --> 01:50:32,210 I thought I should have found. 1337 01:50:32,490 --> 01:50:36,310 It's taking me to that galley because he's going down with the down. 1338 01:50:36,670 --> 01:50:38,230 You calling my friends at 8? 1339 01:50:39,850 --> 01:50:41,270 I'm calling all the girls. 1340 01:50:43,170 --> 01:50:45,550 I'm calling all the girls by day. 1341 01:50:45,770 --> 01:50:47,250 I will pick you up until 8. 1342 01:50:47,470 --> 01:50:49,210 You calling me an ostrich man? 1343 01:50:49,430 --> 01:50:51,350 I will put you in the face of the sand. 1344 01:50:51,670 --> 01:50:53,230 So who are you calling me? 1345 01:50:54,010 --> 01:50:55,010 Smell if it's red. 1346 01:50:55,730 --> 01:50:57,870 Get it with a twerk. You'll look like a pork. 1347 01:50:58,130 --> 01:51:03,530 I will tip you and trip you. I will throw you into the round. I will put you 1348 01:51:03,530 --> 01:51:05,670 down with the down. 1349 01:51:06,830 --> 01:51:11,310 Please, I beg of you, don't do this. I can't see my own feet. 1350 01:51:11,590 --> 01:51:13,050 I can't see my own feet. 1351 01:51:13,310 --> 01:51:14,550 We are down with the down. 1352 01:51:14,790 --> 01:51:15,810 I love in the down. 1353 01:51:16,090 --> 01:51:17,090 This is my town. 1354 01:51:17,230 --> 01:51:19,030 I love my friends. I want to get down. 1355 01:51:19,390 --> 01:51:21,450 This is my town. I want to get a beat. 1356 01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:23,740 Get out of here. I'm lovin' my meat. 1357 01:51:23,980 --> 01:51:27,720 I'm not big. Yo, why don't you get out of daddy? Get out of smoke. You know, 1358 01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:30,580 don't you get out of hattie? Get out of here. I love when there's smoke. 1359 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:34,660 Get out of here. I'm not worth to your joke. I love when there's joke. I want 1360 01:51:34,660 --> 01:51:35,339 get a beat. 1361 01:51:35,340 --> 01:51:39,800 Get out of here. I'm not down with the down. This is my beat. This is my style. 1362 01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:42,040 This is my time. This is my style. 1363 01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:46,680 Get out of here. This is my rhyme. Get out of here. This is my time. 1364 01:51:47,180 --> 01:51:49,100 I'll be down in smoke. I'm going to kiss you later. 1365 01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:50,320 Peace! 100806

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