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Manatees, God's gift to the sea.

Aren't they hot?

As much as I love these bucks and babes, this is not their story. This is the

legend of Billy Bates and his special needs revolve.

My name is Manatee Lover and this is our story.

Well guys, it's New Year's Eve and of course we're going to be celebrating

tonight with a big party.

It should be a blast.

I thought it'd be a good idea to start out with our New Year's resolution.

Billy Bates, you've just arrived and we're still getting to know you.

Would you like to start?

I don't have any resolutions.

Sorry, fella. It comes with the territory.

Come on, let it out.

I just saw an offer for group therapy.

Come on. Yeah, come on. Come on, Billy.

Tell us.

I shouldn't even be here.

You'll need as many allies as you can find in this group home.

Fine. Ever since I was little, I've been bullied about my disability

by my own grandma.

I lived with her.

since I was a kid.

Everyone called her Mrs. Bates.

She was a lot like her namesake in Psycho.

There's something in my stomach! Get out of my belly!

I told you not to watch this liptard crap.

Next thing I know, you'll be campaigning for that Muslim, Derek Osama.

Grandma, what's a real dick?

No, Grandma, it's brand new.

Where did you get this?

Answer me when I ask you a question.

Who brought this piece of shit into our home?

It was Adrian.

He gave it to me for Christmas.

Adrian? This idiot?

Well, I'll fix his ass.

I better not see you come near my grandson again.

Got it, commie pervert?

Adrian was my only friend, and she drove him away.

Most other people are bullies.

Call me Billy Bates, Masha Bates, all the time. It's not fair.

Later that

day, when I was trying to watch a Ken Burns documentary,

Dance took a turn for the worse.

I

knew

it. You're in big trouble, mister.

Not again.

Your grandmama got ran over by a reindeer.

Fuck you, four -wheel.

Gentlemen, be civil.

Billy, please continue.

Because my parents were dead and I had no other family, the state had no choice

but to put me in this group home.

Billy, this is Nate.

He and the rest of the staff are going to be taking care of you from now on.

Listen to them and behave yourself, okay?

I don't see why I kill on my own.

I don't belong here.

Billy, why don't you look around? I'll grab your thing and show you to your

room.

I'm sure you won't be any problem.

Downs people are so cute.

Just like little tiny Buddhas with...

Plenty eyes.

Sure.

This ain't so bad.

This ain't like every group home you've ever seen.

I've never seen a group home before.

So, no base for comparison, dude.

Billy, meet Will.

He's been here for a long time and still have a lot of other residents.

We're only here to help you.

It sounds like being a prisoner to me.

Give it a try.

We have games, activities, life guidance.

I don't need any help.

I don't need to have playdates with some cerebral palsy jerk.

Billy.

Well, not cool, man.

Son of a bitch.

Everyone was against me. My daddy grandma.

to stay Will in his stupid wheelchair.

But I'll get my revenge on Will later.

Wait, what?

Well, at least you expect it, buddy.

There must be something positive you can say about being here, Billy. I got to

watch wrestling for like 15 minutes yesterday.

I was watching a replay of the latest Spankdown.

Trying to perfect my moves.

I hate this guy.

Who is this? Is this like a goon? Is this one of Rockstar Robbie Vegas'

That's not a goon. That is one of his roadies. Taking one for the team. And

Bomb is assaulting this man. That Fart Bomb.

You know it. He's the best.

No, the Fart Bomb fights against injustice like the Rockstar Robbie Vegas

kick to the midsection right here. That's how you fight. That is how you

That's a real camp there.

He's a coward. He's backing away. He's a smart man. You should never put your

hand... Oh, disgusting behavior by our so -called superhero.

Get out of there, Robbie. Get out.

Oh,

we know what's coming next.

Oh, no. Is it going to be? He's going to hit him with the gas.

Man, that's one move I can't do.

Just because you haven't tried it long enough.

Don't try it on me.

Oh, oh.

Damn, you freak.

Silent the day, God.

You know you love me.

And that's when I knew I had an enemy for life.

But I'll get my revenge.

Stop saying that.

So my New Year's resolution is to be independent.

I don't need a residential home. I don't need anybody.

Other people just let you down.

Come on, y 'all.

Pizza's here.

Let's go.

Yay!

I'm looking for trolls.

I'm looking for trolls.

Show who's boss.

Then I enact a cost.

I'm gonna troll the troll.

Gonna crush his soul.

Troll the troll.

Come on, Bill. You can jerk off later.

Right now there is a party going on and you're not in it. I'm not jerking off.

I'm moisturizing.

My hands are going to be so smooth and silky.

So soft.

Now I'm going to jerk off.

You sure you want to do that?

Because last I checked, there's some very sweet ass I hired for the party.

to mention a shitload of booze.

Oh.

I think what you meant to say, is there a lot of smart, intelligent women at the

party? Sure. Whatever.

That

was...

Troll the Troll by Drew Cole.

A song that people are dancing to across the nation. Once again, this is Jerry

Johnson. And Kiwi Jackson.

And this is Jammin' New Year's Eve in Times Square.

Welcome to Jammin' New Year's Eve in Times Square.

We would like to welcome the ravaging wrestler, Fartbomb.

Happy New Year's Eve, Fartbomb.

Thanks, Kiwi. It's going to be a great new year.

Except for anybody facing me at this Saturday, Spankdown.

I'm taking on all comers for the most insane and hardcore match you ever

imagined. We're looking for the best wrestling on the planet.

Tune in only on streaming.

Oh, man, I can't wait.

Unbelievable. What keeps you motivated to keep coming back to the ring?

Actually, I do it all for my wife, Cindy.

She's the most beautiful girl a melt -a -face wrestler like myself could have.

We'll be here with Fart Bomb until the ball drops.

Thanks, Kiwi.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce the wealthy Manhattan real estate mogul,

Donald J. Kruger, who has just announced his candidacy for President of the

United States.

Happy New Year, Jerry, and Happy New Year, America.

Excuse me one moment while my gorgeous assistant arranges my fabulous hair into

an equally fabulous ponytail.

Thank you, baby.

I think we can all agree that no one has hair like mine.

We can also agree that no one has clothes like mine. I only have this one

because, hey, you cannot do better than this. I'm also a great job creator.

My wife, for instance, works overtime in our bedroom to satisfy my astonishing

sexual stamina.

Make her do all sorts of jobs. I mean, first of all, there's the missionary.

That's boring, but it's there. Et cetera. And then there's... And then

there's... Plus a lot of other jobs that I'm not even going to mention because

your heart might not be able to stand it. I have the intellect of a college

professor, the erectile stamina of a teenager, and the hair.

Ah, the hair.

Let's look at it again.

Oh, flaunt it.

flaunt it, show it, show it.

Yes, yes, yes.

But enough about me. Let's talk about our country.

The only one who can save our country is me. We are being taken over and overrun

by minorities and perverts. I'm talking Mexicans, I'm talking Asians, I'm

talking blacks, I'm talking Syrians, Muslims, queers, weirdos, freaks, and

let's not forget, cripples and retards.

And when I am elected president, I will send them all to concentration

institutions. This is my vow to America.

Vote for me, and I will make America straight again.

Not cool, Kruger. Those people you're talking about are some of my biggest

You tell them, fart bomb.

Hey, is that your wife?

She looks delicioso.

She can lay down in one of my hotels whenever.

Ass munch.

Don't you dare say that about my Cindy.

I'll squash your ass like a triple prune you are.

Oh, my.

Looks like it's time for us to take a break.

More with Jammin' New Year's Eve after this.

That asshole wants to make America straight again.

I need a beer.

Here you go, pal.

Thanks. You want anything, Pete?

Sure, I'll get you a cidilla. Yo, give me one of them things too, man.

And now for my revenge.

Thank you, Billy. This looks fantastic.

Too slow, man.

That's what you get for being down to just slow.

Too fucking slow.

I'll show you who's wrong, motherfucker.

Wow, that was a great shot.

High five.

Your hands are so soft.

Thank you.

I was trying to masturbate with them, but I'd rather let you decide.

This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Move it, shit! Fuck!

I've never done it with a person with don'ts before.

It's not quite doing it with a norm.

But better.

We'll take it nice and slow.

My roommates were right around the corner.

What are we waiting for?

This is Debbie Meadows with LTNM News.

Thousands of anti -President Krueger protesters who were peacefully gathered

today in Washington, D .C., have been beaten, shot, or killed.

It is unclear what the death toll is at this time.

This just in.

President Krueger has declared a new law with the newly formed government,

making it illegal for minorities and political minorities to protest in the

streets, violent or even non -violent.

I'm told that we are being forcibly taken off the air by the president's new

government.

I'm sorry, everybody, but this will be my last news broadcast.

Good night, and may God be with us all.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay?

Don't you people believe in freedom of speech anymore?

This is Pears Moore with the BBC.

Homophobic and racial hate crimes and attacks have reached an all -time high

the USA, Canada, and here in the UK.

Out of my fucking shop.

ever falls up in here.

I'm a lumberjack.

All right, get moving.

Come on.

Get in the car.

Right there.

Come on.

Get over here. I refuse.

Get in the car.

Come here.

You must be the one hiding all these retards.

Why are you doing this?

Because no lives matter, biatch!

Stop!

That's enough!

Don't tell us how to do our job with President Kruger!

Okay, retard.

I don't know how you got out, but you're coming with us.

Out of where?

Don't be a smartass, retard.

Look, this will be a lot easier if we don't have to splatter your brains all

over the place. Just cooperate.

That's hot.

Oh!

Oh! Come here!

Oh!

Oh, God!

Hey, watch out!

You're not going to get away that easy!

Christ, I'm a dick. It's a retard.

You didn't mention anything about a fucking tard, man. The deal's off.

Cocksucker.

No offense, cocksucker.

Billy, you're awake.

Thank God.

What the hell is going on in Donville?

Things have changed.

I was once...

The greatest staff worker in Donville. Now I'm the greatest cocksucker in

Donville.

You slipped in my puke, Billy.

And hit your noggin.

You've been in a coma for three years.

Holy asscrackers.

No water out the pit so bad.

Yes, and while you were out, Donald J. Kruger was elected president.

Kruger? You mean that motherfucker with the long white hair?

It's precedent?

How the fuck did that happen?

The electoral college.

Go figure.

Shit.

You can say that again. He turned our country into a brutal dictatorship and

all the people with disabilities in CIs.

What are those?

Concentration institutions.

Here, I'll show you a top secret video Kruger has shared with his inner circle.

Oh, hello, hello, my loyal followers.

I am your president, your boss, and your moral leader, Donald J. Krueger. I put

together a video presentation just to show you some of the wonderful things

doing for our country.

Ever since I took office, I've been following through on all the promises I

during our campaign.

Promises that 33 % of you loved.

The other 67 % of you, eh.

You know what? You can all go to fucking hell for all I care, because no matter

what the politically correct elites say, I am the most incredible uniter you

have ever seen or ever will see.

Believe me.

Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or CI for short, we see

being forced to walk in a circle for ten hours a day listening to nursery

rhymes. Because no matter what the politically correct elites say, that's

retards are good for.

Just one more example of the marvelous strides we are taking to make America

straight again. My good friend, a great guy named John Blaine Gacy, really knows

how to do his job as guard.

Watch, listen, and if possible, learn.

Did you hear the music stop 1138?

Man, I'm tired. I need a poop.

Oh.

Listen up, retards.

Apparently 1138 is tired and he has to poop.

Would anyone have the courage in this room to explain to 1138 what the rules

are?

I didn't think so.

Well, that leaves me and you.

I think I've got a remedy for your problem.

It'll help jog your memory in regard to the rules.

Pop goes Gacy.

Would anybody else in the room like to use the bathroom?

Just one of the many marvelous strides we're taking in the era of Kruger.

So, this is your emperor, I mean your president, emperor later, president now,

signing off, saying, hair today, hair tomorrow.

Have you ever in your life... See such an incredible fucking head of hair. I

mean really this is something else How

do you get this video Nate Never

mind how I got this video.

I think you know how I got this video, but I've been out there the bigotry

the police

How did the American people let all this happen?

There's a conspiracy theory supporting him. The PNN movement.

PNN has convinced people that your kind are dangerous and deserve to be locked

away. No.

They get their orders directly from the president. I will show you.

Pianons are the greatest.

Pianons are the real Americans.

I just love words that start with P.

Just ask my wife.

Just ask my ex -wife. Just ask my other ex -wife.

They're not the sharpest tacks in the toolbox, but they all have pussies.

And pussy starts with P.

Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P.

I watch Sesame Street, too.

And Pianon starts with P.

And that's why I love Pianon.

Because it's just like a tight little pussy.

Well, this is your hair man saying goodbye because I think that's about all

got to say today.

Except, I love you all.

Hugs.

Cocksucker must pay.

No offense, cocksucker.

Hey, what about fart bomb?

Hopefully he can help us.

Yeah, about fart bomb.

I'm Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of the Toxic

Avenger. I bet you folks out there are wondering exactly who or what is Fart

Bomb. Well, wonder no more.

Eight years ago, Dexter Kelch, a young man with a disability, worked at the

Donville Karate School as a janitor.

Hey, Dexter!

Come upstairs right now. I just took a huge dump in the bathroom and there's

poopy water all over the place.

I'll be up in a sec.

Okay, okay. Here we go.

Oh, that's secure. That's really good.

That's not going anywhere.

You ready for your ride, toxic waste?

One day while Dexter was dumping out poopy water...

A truck carrying toxic Musanto bovine growth hormone changed his life

forever.

Moving the toxic waste.

It's a good day out. It's always a good day when you got toxic waste in the

back.

Here we go.

is when Dexter turned into Fartbomb.

At first, Fartbomb was depressed about his appearance.

But when he discovered that his flatulence could stop the crime, he

embrace his new identity.

And before long, Fartbomb met a hot woman named Cindy.

It was love at first montage.

Pretty good story, huh?

Of course, it's a total ripoff of the Toxic Avenger, but it's certainly not

first time.

And now, back to our story.

Unfortunately, nobody has seen or heard from Farbaum since Kruger came into

power. Many like me have feared that he has abandoned Donville and America.

Fuck. However, there is a group of rebels who are training to fight

Kruger secretly.

on the Black Hawk Indian Reservation, led by their leader, Chief Broken Arrow.

Awesome. But why would the Native Americans want to help us?

Because of more broken treaties and being given COVID -19 infected blankets.

Not to mention an oil pipeline built on their land. That's an FX position.

You are surrounded.

Now hand over the retard, and nobody gets hurt.

and treat it like an ignorant large child.

Here, take this DVD.

Nah, fuck DVD.

No one has a DVD player anymore.

Here's a digital copy.

Take it to the Rebels at the Black Hawk Reservation.

They'll know what to do with it.

Go now before it's too late!

Alright!

Three!

Oh shit!

Shit.

That's right.

That's right, I said it. Sitting here with the course light and the northern

lights. Feeling lightheaded.

Typhons, I said it.

Don't forget it.

So who ordered the deep fried retard?

That's a good one, Sheriff David.

Our job's done.

Let's go.

Don't worry, Nate.

The dust will not be in vain.

I swear it.

Keep smiling while you can, Kruger. I'm gonna barbecue your ass.

I'm elastic.

It only takes time.

Breaking news. We take you to a shopping mall in Wisconsin where President

Kruger is addressing a crowd of 2 ,000 people.

Let's listen in.

What an incredible crowd we have here today.

This may be the largest crowd in the whole history of crowds.

I would say there's...

Two million people here today. Yeah, two million. And they all love me. And why

shouldn't they?

I am single -handedly rescuing this country from the liberals, the bitches,

faggots, the niggers, the gooks, and the tards.

They say I lost the popular vote.

Who fucking cares?

That's why the Electoral College was invented.

To correct the errors made by the left wing.

I am your president.

your emperor, your God.

And whoever you are, as long as you voted for me, I am here for you forever

ever and ever.

And together, we will make America straight again!

Billy Bates.

I've come to join a rebellion.

Pollock, it's the PWD, man. We gotta take him in before the fuzz gets him.

PWD?

What the fuck?

Good afternoon, Chief Broken Arrow. We found you the stray PWD.

Okay, what's PWD shit?

Have a little more respect for your elders.

PWD is a code name for people with disabilities.

I guess badass was already taken.

So young badass, what makes you want to join the rebellion?

I promised my friend that I would avenge him.

That and the fact that I'd rather eat a bucket of dog shit than let that

ass -hair Kruger stay president.

Well, let me introduce you to your fellow soldiers.

This is Paulus.

He'll teach you about automatics and weaponry.

This is Manatee Lover.

He'll teach you about bombs and explosives.

You just gave the training.

I know all I need to know about bullets and bombs.

And now I don't know it?

Why is it called Manatee Lover?

Because I like to go to aquariums and see the manatees there?

Smartass.

Come on, ML. You can do better than that.

All right, fine, Chief.

Because when I go to the aquariums, sometimes I like to get blowjobs from

manatees. Like my girlfriend, Dana the dugong.

Funnily enough, it's how my friend got this.

It's a video of the Constitutional Institutions.

The time has come.

Take this video to John and ask me. He'll know what to do with it.

Till then, my soldiers will prepare you for battle.

We have some concentration institutions to liberate.

The revolution is now.

Yes, sir. Good luck, PWD. You'll need it.

It's Billy, sir.

Good luck, Billy Badass.

What makes a man enough to end a

man?

Is it that to fight goes on top?

So we can all...

The way he fights every day.

Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me, Ambassador Chan.

My pleasure, Mr. President. It's about this TikTok thing, this app that the

are using. I don't like it. I see.

Why is that?

I want to see more videos from people who love me. Can you make that happen?

Yes, of course. I can make that change to the algorithm.

But may I ask for something?

Sure. What do you need?

We'd like more data on all American users.

We'll make you the number one best person on Dick Fox for all time.

Great, let's do that.

And we'd like to send some slide balloons over your American face.

Terrific, make it happen.

Excuse me, Mr. President. I'm so sorry, sir.

Sorry, I have to go now. Take care of yourself and watch out for that Kung

Let me call John Chief.

He's so low.

Caldwell, don't you know how to fucking knock?

Sir, although...

I am your chief of staff and should get a little bit more respect.

Just be grateful I haven't had you castrated like I did the Secretary of

Interior when he touched my hairbrush.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Sir, we have a report that the rebel base is on the Black Hawk Reservation

outside of Donville.

Great. Soon those red -skinned retard lovers will know the meaning of the word

euthanasia.

Get out of here and don't come back until you have some great news about

defeat. Yes, sir.

Would you, uh...

Like a little bit of a handy before I leave.

Hmm.

Thanks, Caldwell, but not today.

But send one of those midget women in and tell her I need a blowjob ASAP.

I'm on it, sir.

Not bad, huh?

Sure, if you wanted to give him a haircut and a manicure.

What, you think you can do better?

What, you think you can do better?

No.

I know I can do better.

Ah!

You two -wheeled son of a bitch!

It's four wheels, you motherfucker.

You thought I forgot that shit you did at the group home? Well, you're alive.

Absolutely in the flesh, biatch.

I can't believe she's cruising alive. You're preparing to ass up.

Nate got me out. Brought me to the reservation with the chief.

So I'm here.

Motherfucking Nate.

Well, I got some bad news, man.

Nate is now the late Nate.

What? The fuck happened to Nate?

The fuzz got him. My God.

We're going to have to free our people to avenge Nate.

You know that's right.

Well, since you two are reunited now, it's time to find Johnny Aspey. Who is

this Johnny Aspey?

Johnny Aspey.

He's a war vet. We've been doing business with him since day one.

He has Asperger's syndrome.

No shit.

He couldn't come up with a better nickname than that.

Well, I wanted to call him Gasburger because he eats a lot of burgers and

a lot.

Gasburger. I love it.

It works on so many levels.

Two months, I fart bomb, though.

He's also a computer hacker.

He knows how to get that video out where people will see it.

Chief Broken Arrow.

What's wrong, Raven? What's going on? The National Guard has come on to the

rest. I thought this was a sovereign nation.

Nothing's been sovereign since Kruger took office.

Run!

Move! Move! Move!

Get out of here!

Ha ha! What do we got here?

Now you come, you bastard!

You have to find John the Aspie.

He'll help you in Kruger's Reign of Terror.

What about you, Chief?

I have to stay here and protect my people. Now go.

Are you crazy?

They're gonna slaughter you.

Man, you heard your Chief. We gotta get the hell up out of here. He is the

Chief. Let's go.

Shit.

They just killed everyone.

These assholes are gonna pay.

Ladies, I'm Billy.

You two hot mamas gonna just stand around not introducing yourselves?

You're just here to give us boners.

The name's Raven.

It's Carmen.

And we're nobody's hot mamas.

Yeah, you sure about that?

Yeah, I'm sure.

I definitely deserve that.

That's definitely an understatement. And if you ever talk to us or treat us

that way again, I'm gonna slice off your dick and wear it as a unicorn horn. Do

you fucking understand me?

Judging by the size of the bulge in his pants, I'd say you'd have better luck

using it as a toothpick. And we're not even the types to penis shame.

Um... By the way, I'm Alex.

I'm your typical transgender woman.

Well, check out our gang.

A downie, a trans woman, two ball -kicking bitches, a deviant,

and a CP.

We are Kruger's worst nightmare.

I got a prescription for El Presidente.

A foot up his ass.

Let's make a house call.

A White House call.

Well, wait a minute. What are we going to do now that Chief Broken Arrow is

dead? Who's going to lead us?

It's got to be you, Billy.

Why me?

It's got to be you. Because if you've got Down Syndrome, man, you've got to

them that people like you and me can lead and kick ass.

That's too much responsibility.

What if I fuck up? To be honest, man, you killed it on the range. You learned

goddamn fast.

And if what you said about what happened with the cops is true, my guy, you're

definitely ready for this. You're the one.

Okay, then.

I say we find Fartbomb.

What about Johnny Astley? Don't we gotta find him? We need more guns. And we

gotta show people that video.

First things first.

Fartbomb is a superhero.

He'll be the greatest weapon of them all.

Witch hunt.

Disgusting. Obnoxious. Awful.

Rotten. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.

Excuse me, Mr. President. Ms. Minion is here. Okay, bring her in.

Yes, sir.

Good evening, Mallory.

So glad you could make it. After losing the election to you, I find it somewhat

disconcerting to be invited to dinner with you.

And... I have to admit, I am struggling to address you as Mr.

President. After the horrible campaign you ran, I was looking forward to never

speaking to you ever again.

Well, no problem. Just call me Donald. And let's try to put the past behind us.

First of all, I have to apologize to you for some of the more outrageous things

I said during our campaign.

Calling you a cunt on national television was perhaps going a bit too

Yes.

Perhaps. And even though the networks bleeped you out, everyone can read your

lip. I think they thought I was calling you a cat.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Cunt. They do. Loud and clear.

Well, maybe so, but that's in the past now.

Let's try to mend our fences, and I was hoping you could even join my team.

Well, that's non -starter, but hey, I would love to hear this out. That's all

ask. But first, let's have some dinner.

Would you like some wine to start? Red or white?

Red, please.

My pleasure, Mallory.

My extreme pleasure.

Donald. Mallory.

Caldwell, get in here.

Yes, sir. You know what to do.

Yes, sir. Consider it done, sir.

No extra funding for your next campaign, Mallory.

Bye -bye.

Witch hunt.

Disgusting. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.

Nikolai, thanks for coming by on such short notice.

You have the money.

Of course I do.

Excellent. I trust you.

I don't have to count it.

And the shipment is already underway.

Another slave for your labor camp.

Yes. We have made good use of your last shipment of political rivals

like that Derek Osama.

We had fun reenacting that scene from your American show,

Roots, the one with the whip.

Shit. Farf bombs a prisoner.

Yeah, Kruger put him on house arrest for all the shit he was talking.

He was speaking out against him and he sure didn't like it.

When the fuck was you gonna tell us that?

Sorry, I fucked up. I forgot. I screwed the pooch on this one. I know. Does

anybody have a plan for this?

Actually, I do.

Hey, boys.

I'm gonna fuck you to death.

You're one dead faggot, asshole.

I think they got the point.

Huff crowd.

What do you want?

Open up, fart bum.

We're here to save you.

Smells like Bigfoot's fermented dick to you. You guys are supposed to save me,

a downie, a trans woman, two ball -kicking bitches, a

deviant, and a CP.

Reddick covered that.

Now, where the fuck were you when we needed you?

President Krueger gave the power.

I tried to speak up, but I couldn't.

You don't know how the government controls the media.

You know he got rid of the free press.

Mr. President, why haven't you taken a stronger approach to the pandemic?

There is no pandemic.

wants to muzzle me and make me wear a mask.

Even if there wasn't I would make sure I

had the very best health care and that there was just enough vaccine.

For me.

Then President Krueger took my wife Cindy away.

Stop calling him President Krueger. He's not my president.

Call him shitface, asshat, police bucket, dickwad,

cocksucker.

No offense, cocksucker.

Just not president.

Come on, fart bomb.

You gotta man up and grow up here.

It's time to fight.

And get your sweet little Cindy back.

Okay, okay.

No more President Kruger.

Where do we go from here?

America's gone.

Bite your tongue, boy.

America's right here.

Damn, man. Fuck Kruger. We are America.

Let's make this happen.

What he said.

What are we waiting for?

Let's make America weird again.

Yeah, man!

I wonder what Kruger even wanted with Cindy anyways.

Just a second.

Sir, I've got good news and I've got bad news.

What is it?

I'm sorry, sir. Well, the good news is we have successfully crushed the

rebellion at the Black Hawk Reservation.

And the bad news?

Some of them might have gotten away.

Oh, fuck, that is just perfect. I tell you, you cannot find good help these

days. Is there anything else, sir?

Hey, motherfucker, I ask the questions around here, not you.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

No,

there's nothing else.

Wait!

Get me a taco.

Yes, sir.

Tacos rule.

And blowjobs.

Your reign of terror will come to an end.

My Dexter will stop you. I can feel it.

And feel it. You've been recycling that line for the past three years.

There's only one thing you should be feeling.

Now, where were we?

Oh, get away. Get away.

Who's this guy we're looking for?

Donny Aspey.

The chief never told us where to find him. Why not?

He got blown up.

You know, same as that.

All I can think about back here is how when we're done with all this, I'm going

to be fucking the brains out of my manatee girlfriend, Dana the Dugong.

Oh, it's going to be so good.

These are the convicts of Stux, an island without women in the Gulf of

Carpentaria. They have captured one of those marine monsters which biologists

today call dugong.

Once they were called sirens, those mysterious creatures about whom Homer

half fish, half beautiful woman, the lure of which caused the death of so

sailors in ancient times.

Convicts watch her slow agony in stony silence.

They're waiting for nightfall, when they will perpetrate over her flesh a rite

of love, tragic and ancient as the world itself.

No! Who would treat such a magnificent creature like this?

What in the holy sea, Cal?

You're so beautiful, baby. Don't worry, I got this.

I'm gonna get you so wet, baby.

It's all going to be okay. I promise.

All right, save me. I'm going to save you, baby.

I love you.

My love is deep at the ocean.

I found a love that I know is true.

And one, and one, and two.

Oh, my love.

My love is bright as the stars above.

Get your head out of the gutter!

I deserve that.

So, when all this is over, you think you and me can have sex?

We'll see.

It's a real Kruger!

You think there's even anybody in there?

Oh, you fucking bears, though. Keep moving.

No, let's see what's inside.

I mean, I've never fucked a bear before, but I'm down to try anything.

Yeah, if it doesn't bite her dick off first.

Hey, excuse me, I can take care of myself, thank you very much.

Okay.

You want to be a bear's personal bitch? Go for it.

I'm John D. Asby. That was easy.

Wait up for me, guys. I had to shit.

The people need to see this.

Chief Broken Arrow said you could help us.

How did you guys find me?

Honestly, this was the first place we looked.

Where have you been, man?

And what's your excuse for giving up the fight against Kruger?

And waiting for the right dramatic moment to reappear?

Me and Jake, a friend of mine, we created a website where we can share

memes and porn.

But it became a platform for the Pianon movement.

More and more people believed in pedophile pizza parlors and Jewish space

and convinced themselves that only Kruger could save them from all that

bullshit. And then one day, my friend Jake...

Just disappeared.

He's probably one of those institutions, if he's alive at all. His own creation

destroyed him.

I don't want to be next.

But who's spread on that Pianon bullshit?

Where is it all coming from?

So that's what hacking really looks like.

I thought it only looked like that in those terrible 90s movies.

Oh, shit.

The Donville Concentration Institution.

That's where the Pianon signal is emanating from.

It's a person.

And a weapon.

We have to take it down. Billy's right.

We have to stop being on once and for all.

Yeah, let's get those cocksuckers.

Hey, I miss reclaiming the word cocksucker.

We will.

And replace it with this.

So everyone can see the truth.

It's what the Chief would have wanted.

Chief Broken Arrow? Where is he?

He got fucked up by Krugazami.

Chief Broken Arrow?

Sleep well, my friend.

You shall not have died in vain.

Genie, you have freed me from my prison.

So tell me, what does your heart desire?

Are you ready to accept my domination?

No.

No.

What a stupid bitch.

Oh, my God.

Sir. Excuse me.

A bunch of retards, along with Farbbaum, have broken into the compound.

This is obviously some feeble attempt at defiance, but they are attacking.

Well, take care of it. I don't want any of them alive.

I want them dead.

Yes, sir.

Oh, shit.

Thought I found that Johnny Astley ran out of it. We gotta split up.

I'm coming with you, Billy.

I'm coming with you too, man. You need a lot of firepower.

Well, don't cock -block me, man. Family shows me like you.

Nobody cock -blocking you, man.

Let's go.

We all have to find that signal.

Let's move that.

Please leave me here.

Not at all.

Well, well, well.

This is the end of the line, retards and retard lovers.

You thought you were going to lead a rebellion?

How foolish.

I'll take care of this.

That's right.

Go get them, Far Bob.

Awesome.

You prison freak.

Listen, I was just following orders.

Honestly, I'm a good guy. I'll try to work. I'm a good guy. Wait, wait, wait,

wait. I have a chinchilla at home. Her name's Sally. She kind of looks like

I'm sorry, but, like, she needs her papa.

Come on, you've got to understand.

Okay, wait, listen, I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth. I'll

you.

I have OCD.

You don't understand.

Like, I need order, and I like control, and also sometimes when I start getting

nervous, I start stuttering, and, like, they would have locked me up. They would

have... Institutionalize me like everyone else.

Obviously, you've got to understand.

Wait, wait.

Okay. Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's see what's really inside you.

Good. Let's take this sucker down. Replace it with that video.

Is it really disturbing, that video?

Jake, you're alive.

Yeah, but you won't be if you take another step.

I thought you were captured by Pianon.

I am Pianon. I've always been Pianon.

You sold out to your own people.

Why?

Why does anyone sell out? Money.

Kruger pays me really well to write his speeches.

Plus, I hate being disabled.

along with all the other retarded trash that's in here.

You write all that peon on bullshit for Kruger? I write all Kruger's speeches,

including the one he's giving in Donville tomorrow.

Kruger's going to be in Donville tomorrow?

Yeah, but she'll be in an unmarked grave.

That's got to be John.

Get him.

That was a practice shot. Next one's going right between the eyes.

don't think I'm going to make it.

Kruger's holding a rally at Donville tomorrow.

Fox News is covering it.

You've got to get this on the air.

I will.

Billy, keep up the good fight.

Don't worry.

We won't give up.

And tell Putin to go fuck himself.

He has no business being in the Asperger's community.

I'm in deep shit now, mister.

You retards think you're getting away with this?

President Krueger is going to make sure that all of you pay for this dearly.

You stupid fucking moron.

I was only following orders.

Here's an order for you, asshole.

Enjoy yourself.

Commits a bitch that shoots on the rag.

Nice shot, Kyle.

Woo!

That was a clean kill, wasn't it, Dad? It sure was, Junior.

Copy that.

Yes, I'll tell him.

Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir.

Oh, great.

What is it?

A bunch of retired rebels and Fartbomb have released all the cards from the

Donville concentration institution, sir. Well, that's just perfect.

You'll have to double the security for my speech in Donville. Yes, sir. But

there is some good news. We found their vehicle.

They must have abandoned it. Abandoned it? Why?

They ran out of gas.

Totally. Oh.

God damn it, Junior. Watch where you aim that thing. You almost got me.

Sorry, Dad.

Don't worry, son.

Just do better next time.

Oh, thank goodness we found this shelter and we did.

Hey, guys.

Wow, we have a few minutes.

Without fighting for the future of our country or killing bad people, I realize

I need to know a few things about you guys.

Well, I don't have to go over my backstory. Everybody knows about me and

True that.

And all of you are pretty aware of my history, too.

And Manatee lovers.

But what about Cotton and Raven and Alex?

Yeah. Well, it's really a simple story.

We were strippers, and we were pretty good at it, and then Kruger came and

fucked everything up.

Pretty good?

Speak for yourself, lady. I was fucking great.

All right, yeah, you were pretty great.

Yeah, well, you were too. Hey, enough of this false modesty shit.

Okay, okay, I was great too. I got more money shoved in my crotch on an average

Monday than most dudes make in a week.

Anyway, we'd probably still be there except for two things.

Our boss, a .k .a.

Dominic the Douchebag, started pushing us to turn tricks.

He also started campaigning for Kruger. Are the tricks we could have dealt with?

You, maybe.

Well, probably not.

But the Kruger part?

No way.

And then one night, the asshole started putting the moves on us. We wanted a

three -way and he got... Super aggressive about it. He wanted you and

too. Good one, girl. Anyway, two powerful females who do quite a job on

asshole's groin. Oh, my groin.

He probably can't even function to this day.

Then we ran away, joined the resistance, and now the only time

we strip is for sex.

Now if we could only find the right men to have sex with.

Guess you better keep looking.

I'm sure the right guys are out there somewhere.

Uh, well, I guess I'm up next.

Believe it or not, I was married once to the greatest guy I've ever known.

Well, we weren't legally married, but we might as well have been.

His name was Rick. We met in college, and it was love at first sight. We moved

into a really nice neighborhood in Donville.

For a while, things were great.

Rick was a baker, and a really good one. The cakes were to die for.

Every birthday was a fiesta.

But things got nasty.

That nice neighborhood turned out to be a hotbed of transphobia.

And one day the neighbors descended on our house with clubs and told us to get

out, or they would take permanent steps to make sure we vacated.

Rick argued and pleaded, and oh my God, was he persuasive.

But they beat him to a pulp anyway.

And then they came at me.

I ran for our car and got out of there. A few blocks away, I accidentally hit

this old lady and another car crushed her head so I had to stop.

Wait a minute, dude.

Coincidence alert.

That was my evil grandma you hit.

Wow. Small world.

Anyway, as I was saying... I was put on trial even though it was an accident,

but President Osama pardoned me.

That was the good news.

The bad news was that Rick died of his injuries.

And more bad news, when Krueger took office, he sent a warrant out for my

for being a pet project of President Osama, and also just for being

So when I heard about the resistance, I was there.

So sorry about Rick.

But here we are, and we're all for one.

Hey guys!

Krueger takes the stage in the town square tomorrow at 11 a .m.

Okay. Look out, Krueger. Tomorrow will be the day.

Yeah!

Great.

Should have known security was going to be tight. So how do we get in?

I think I found her solution, guys.

Great job, manatee lover.

I guess you're not just some sick, disgusting, twisted pervert after all.

Um, can y 'all go ahead of me? I really have to take a shit.

Take a shit now?

Forget her, Will.

She's gotta go.

Gotta go.

Hey, y 'all, don't worry about me. I'll meet up with y 'all later.

Where do you think you're going? Oh, I have clearance to serve food at Kruger's

Rally. Let me see your papers. Yeah, yeah, hold on.

You know, I've been a supporter of Kruger's for a long time, even before he

became president.

Great guy.

Sure is. You know, in fact, I've been a huge fan of his way back to TV show, all

of it. It's part of why I ended up getting permits so that I could serve.

You know, tacos here at the rally.

Not those terrible, gross, disgusting Mexican tacos, though. You know what I'm

talking about. Good old -fashioned American tacos. Yeah, Mexicans are too

Way too spicy. Right, absolutely.

So, uh, we're good to go, right?

No.

Oh, do go, dick.

Well, well, well.

You libtards thought you were going to get away with this.

Luckily, we had a little help from someone you know.

Alex?

That's right.

I've been working with the government this whole time.

How else do you think they found your secret resistance base?

And now, thanks to Alex, we have all six of you.

Why did you betray us?

Kruger doesn't care about transgender people.

Ha! Who cares if I'm transgender?

Kruger gives me money to throw the trans community under the bus.

I go on conservative talk shows and I tell them that I'm detransitioning. I go

on podcasts and I tell people that trans women are groomers. I start absurd

discourse online with ludicrous hot takes to sow chaos amongst leftists.

Have you checked my Twiddler recently? I have a million followers, and all of

them with blue check marks that they paid for themselves.

I identify as a psyop.

Why would I ever give up the grit of being conservative token trans bitch?

But what about that story you shared with us about getting run out of the

neighborhood?

You mean how your grandma got run over?

That was a drug deal gone bad.

Luckily, Kruger pardoned me, and I've been in his service ever since.

You cocksucker!

I mean it this time.

Only you're the one who will be doing the cocksucking in prison and carpet

munching for you two.

Fuck you, you damn traitor.

Sorry, not interested.

Well, I think my work here is done.

Thanks for the tacos and the meatballs.

Wait, Cadwell.

What is it?

I'm sure this is what you wanted.

Being the Mr. President of the White House.

What are you talking about?

The party that you are a part of.

It wasn't always like this.

What President Krueger is doing is for the good of the nation.

All these immigrants and people of color, they're not healthy things.

And...

Retards like you, you're not helping anything.

You're gross.

But we are the nation.

People think pubic hair is gross.

But you don't see men shaving it off.

You're just being retarded because of your extra chrome.

Am I retarded because the last I checked?

Nazis and racism were supposed to be enemies of our country, like Hitler or

Stalin. Our country's not racist.

That's not true.

Really?

Then why are we being rounded up like Hitler did to the Jews?

Because that was President Kruger's orders.

Sir Chuck Galen, you know it to be true.

You've been duped.

to do something un -American.

I've heard enough.

Go on, get out of here.

Thank you.

Have a heart.

Don't mind if I do.

We've got to get to that fucking truck.

And we've got to get the bill on the air.

You're right.

Don't worry. Leave it to me. I know what the fuck's news people want.

I was wondering, what's a girl got to do to get

sexually harassed around here?

We'll help you out.

have won a small victory here in Donville. A very small victory, believe

But we will crush them and we will win.

For this is America and in America, terrorism never wins.

At least not when they do it.

Any other objections?

Not so fast, Kruger.

Oh, retard.

How did you get out of jail?

The students set us free after I gave him a good talking to.

Oh, fuck. You gave Caldwell one of those libtard speeches, didn't you?

I'm getting rid of that motherfucker before the end of the day. In the

I brought someone along for protection.

Bring her out, Sergeant Massacre. Yes, sir.

Wait till you see who's here. Come on, you stupid rainbow bitch.

Cindy! All right.

Make any false moves and Fartbomb's bitch gets her brain splattered all over

cement. Drop your weapon now.

Very, very good.

Guard, give one of them a reward for their cooperation.

Yes, sir.

Tell Dana I love her.

How could you?

You're so evil.

So what?

You're not going to kick me in the nuts this time?

Not this time.

Fuck you, King Kong Bundy.

Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or CI for short, we see

being forced to walk in a circle for 10 hours a day listening to nursery rhymes.

Because no matter what the politically correct elites say, that's all retards

are good for. Just one more example of the marvelous strides we are taking to

make America straight again.

Did you hear the music stop at 1138?

Now get back in line.

Man, I'm tired.

I need a poop. I think I got a remedy for your problem.

Now help jog your memory in regard to the rules.

Cindy. Out of my way, loser.

Hey, that motherfucker's getting away.

What are you going to do about it, Billy?

Oh, I'm going to catch that big piece of shit and flush him down the toilet.

Yeah, we'll handle it.

Take care, Cindy.

Let's see what this baby can do.

Shit.

Out of gas.

What are we going to do now?

He killed an elder.

Bastard! I'm gonna get you, but he had a cockmonger.

No fart bomb.

What? We gotta bring him back to town so he can face justice.

Alright, Krueger.

You've given this country red, white, and blue balls.

Now we're gonna make sure you get a happy ending.

We the people should know what a racist dictator when we see one. I have

doubts.

And even I know this asshole is retarded.

Not me.

We've made mistakes in this country.

Mistakes we can never make right.

But we have to learn from the past.

Or there is no future.

Yeah, we all been clown -raped by this guy right here. People with disabilities

and regular people.

Fucking asshole.

That's right.

All of us have paid the price for electing this ass monkey.

We all got the right to get married, to fuck with people with disabilities,

chase ass, get drunk, and live our lives. That's what we all have the right

do. So fuck trans.

and homophobia, anti -Semitism, fascism, Islamophobia,

communism, and racism.

We can make our world a better place if we learn from our own

bullshit. We must acknowledge our mistakes and move forward into a

bright future for everyone.

From now on, we have some unfinished business to take care of.

So stick around, folks.

This is going to be fun.

Are you ready?

You know what they say.

Here today.

You wouldn't dare!

Don went to win.

What have we here?

It's your trusty old hairbrush.

It won't be needed once anymore.

No more hair to brush.

But I have an idea.

A long overdue for a good spanking.

What?

I like to see what you're hiding.

That's gross.

It's like looking into a Ziploc bag that's been crumpled a thousand times

thrown into the ocean.

Small, yet able to kill baby squids and octopi.

that little guy.

What a teeny weeny wiener.

You motherfucker.

Watch your mouth, pal.

Get over my knee.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Nice and hot.

Bring all the molasses.

Sucks language.

Maybe I have to put you over my knee again. No, no, no, no more spanking, no

more spanking, no more spanking. Please, please, please.

Have you learned your lesson?

Yes.

Yes what?

Yes, sir.

What was that? I can't hear you.

Yes, sir.

What was that, soldier?

Sir, yes, sir!

He says he's won his lesson.

Do you think he's had enough punishment?

Farfuck, bring on the nair.

No! No!

Not the nair! I'm gonna fuck your follicles, bitch.

Anything but the nair!

Please!

This is for saving me.

A retard like you could destroy my beautiful bigotry.

Look out!

Look out!

I'm going.

I'm going.

Oof. Man.

Wow. I always knew he was full of shit.

But who guessed?

That much.

Hi, Dana.

I knew you and Manage the Lover had some chemistry going on.

But you won't be coming back.

Got blown up.

So me and the guy have decided to give you...

The whole thing wants to come off.

So, come on, Billy. Let's get out of here, man.

This place is bullshit.

We got to go.

Breaking headline news.

President Donald J. Kruger was unceremoniously divested of his silver

administered a sound spanking with his own hairbrush by new national hero,

Bates.

Kruger has left behind a legacy. A legacy of the abuse of a nation.

The attempted ruination of an entire planet. And the mist... treatment of

single minority group known to man, as well as being, in my personal opinion, a

smelly pile of shit.

The famous Kruger hairbrush will be on display at the Smithsonian Institute in

Washington, D .C.

In related news, all concentration institutions will be immediately closed

their prisoners will be set free.

In more news, missing political adversaries, John McBain.

Mallory Minton and Derek Osama have been located. Close to starvation, but still

alive in a slave labor camp in Russia.

Finally, a special video titled The Ignominious Demise of Donald J. Krueger

be distributed free, whether people voted against him or supported him like

late Kanye West.

Wait, isn't Kanye West still alive?

Nigga, please.

So, Billy, what do you think you're going to do now?

I think I've got something to live in.

He did a lot for me.

How about you, Will?

Well, you know, me and Raven are going to go steady.

Damn, for real?

What can I tell you? I have a thing for guys in wheelchairs.

Turns out they make me so hot.

You know, once you go wheelchair, you never go back.

Now, Cindy and I can return to my RV, and I can go back to pro wrestling and

crime fighting.

Not so fast, hot stuff.

I'm horny, and that's a crime you gotta start fighting right now.

I need the real thing.

Fireball.

Carmen, how do you feel about staying here with me?

Oh, how do you feel?

About me taking you to bed and riding you like a wild Italian all night long.

I feel like it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Oh, yeah.

I know it is.

I know it is.

Look, they see my human existence as a reminder of what is insufficient.

So they get clever, but I define it better by claiming no lesser. Yeah, I

it. It's an indignity to actually agree with no conclusion drawn. But just to

lie to me, your mind got targets on us, plus boundaries on our pelt. We're

standing up for us, and against what they got planted for us. Yeah, the

don't include down even 21 comments with an extra drip. Yeah.

We all want to be free. Essentially, my family only got to fight just like me.

Here comes the revolutionaries.

Rollers, YGs, and ETs, because it's life necessary.

Pete, we got to watch each other's faces, because our skinfolk ain't

Some deep snitches.

How you think you don't belong in the place that you stole it from the

first millennium of the gender region?

Watch y 'all actively erasing heritage and culture. Turn mascots to gas stocks

by colonial vultures. Give the place to enslavers with confederate sculptures on

the freedom premise. You're ugly, lost, and eugenic. But how does it fit in the

kingdom pitch?

At least he's near the boy you're talking. Hear the whistle? You get your

barking. Leave you shut when the river leads to South Barking. But of course, y

'all fast bags diggin' tight and true. If they get the freedom, they're going

take care of some youth. You can talk to six tough guys that have a thing.

Trying to get deep to dream. That's why we're hitting those unlikely teams.

We got love for the humanity, fart balls, superhero play, Carmen and Raven

deck, Alex, Keith, John, and Steve, then last, me, Will, and Billy Badass,

coming to whoop that ass, hating, fucking, sucking your ass up to this.

Yeah, and since you've invited a perfect example of how them that follow should

start to be essentially because you need y 'all to get rid of the undesirables.

That ain't like a supremacy addict upon the tail, G -Man. You just got to have

it. Moving with absolute malice. Don't be the savage.

Ableism and racism. You can't seem to think to have it. Feel for you, bro.

Just got to go drop kicks and shoves. The revolution won't be live streamed.

will be live. I mean, you witnessed it live. Now, I mean.

Thank you for

watching.

Somebody got a freaky horn on me.

My heart is racing. I got my own aces. I got my own beats. You better watch your

tone, Smith. I will knock you out. This is my town.

We are number one. I'm living in town.

I'm down with the town.

You are on the top of the top.

You better shut the duck up. Right side, wrong side.

This is my side.

You're not better than me because upside is not down with the town. This is my

town. I live in the street.

I thought I should have found.

It's taking me to that galley because he's going down with the down.

You calling my friends at 8?

I'm calling all the girls.

I'm calling all the girls by day.

I will pick you up until 8.

You calling me an ostrich man?

I will put you in the face of the sand.

So who are you calling me?

Smell if it's red.

Get it with a twerk. You'll look like a pork.

I will tip you and trip you. I will throw you into the round. I will put you

down with the down.

Please, I beg of you, don't do this. I can't see my own feet.

I can't see my own feet.

We are down with the down.

I love in the down.

This is my town.

I love my friends. I want to get down.

This is my town. I want to get a beat.

Get out of here. I'm lovin' my meat.

I'm not big. Yo, why don't you get out of daddy? Get out of smoke. You know,

don't you get out of hattie? Get out of here. I love when there's smoke.

Get out of here. I'm not worth to your joke. I love when there's joke. I want

get a beat.

Get out of here. I'm not down with the down. This is my beat. This is my style.

This is my time. This is my style.

Get out of here. This is my rhyme. Get out of here. This is my time.

I'll be down in smoke. I'm going to kiss you later.

Peace!