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[pants] Prepare yourselves
for emotional devastation!
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Whoa, whoa, guys,
what's going on?
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[pants] It's...
I can't tell him.
You tell him, Baljeet.
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Due to unresolved contract
negotiations,
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Stumbleberry Finkbat
has been cancelled.
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[♪ dramatic organ
music playing]
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"Cancelled"?
"Contract negotiations"?
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"Stumbleberry Finkbat"?
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"Due to"?
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Whatcha doin'?
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What we're doing
is never getting the ending
of Stumbleberry Finkbat.
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-That's what we're doing.
-They're canceling the show,
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right before
the final episode.
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How long you been carrying
around that poster?
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Since season two.
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Well, when my favorite series,
The Goblin's Filibuster ended,
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I made an undisclosed amount
of fanfiction to hold me over.
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-Define undisclosed amount?
-Undisclosed, Baljeet!
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That means
I don't disclose it!
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We're never going to know
how the story finishes.
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Unless we live it ourselves.
Ferb, I know what
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-we're going to do today.
-[all] Dungeon crawl!
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Stacy, the boys
are doing that thing
that they always do.
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[Stacy on phone]
Using their imaginations?
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No, building big,
dangerous, bustable things
with their imagination.
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-[tools whirring]
-And also power tools.
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They even put up flyers.
How did they even get in here?
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Gotta go.
I'll keep you appraised.
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I'm indifferent.
Oh, they do work fast.
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[chorus]
♪ Doofenshmirtz trying
to find love again ♪
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Why is dating so difficult?
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I'm not finding any matches,
even with my Swipe-anator.
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-Oh, wait. I just got a match.
-Dad, this is a bot.
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-Her name
is literally Robotina.
-Hubba hubba!
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-Get your own profile, Norm.
-Now, what if, hear me out,
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you tried meeting someone
in the real world?
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Yes, something real,
like in reality, like
a reality dating show.
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That's a great idea.
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Um, no, no, not exactly
what I was talking--
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Ooh, ooh, they're casting
for Passion Villa.
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Wish me luck.
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-This is really not
a good idea... [sighs]
-[door closes]
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Welcome, fellow LARPers.
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May I present
the Stumbleberry Finkbat
Dodecahedron Dungeon Crawl.
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[all] Yay!
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We'll traverse
puzzles and traps,
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creating our own end
to the story.
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Oh, sweet, sweet closure.
Maybe we'll even find
the last shard,
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or face the Puzzle Master,
or discover the identity
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of the man
in really dark grey.
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-Hold on, I'm coming with you.
-You wanna LARP with us,
Candace?
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Ew, no. But if I'm gonna
bust you for this,
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then I can't let you out
of my sight until Mom
gets home.
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Okay.
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♪ Oh, gather 'round, friends
because the road here bends ♪
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♪ So we mustn't be
too foolhardy ♪
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♪ You know
Stumbleberry Finkbat
The boys used to think that ♪
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♪ The best kind of party's
an adventuring party ♪
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♪ There's no one here
to finish this tale
except for us ♪
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[all] ♪ Except for us ♪
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♪ We can write
the cool conclusion
that has been ♪
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♪ So cruelly kept from us ♪
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-Wow, that scimitar's sharp.
-Are you playing the harp?
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-It's a lyre.
-What'd you call me?
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Let's live, laugh, LARP.
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♪ We're gonna
pool our skills ♪
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-♪ Pool our skills ♪
-♪ We're going
to give it our all ♪
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-♪ Give it our all ♪
-♪ We're not going to
speed run ♪
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♪ This dodecahedron ♪
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-♪ We'll take our time ♪
-♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's not an ambigram
It's an anagram ♪
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♪ I do not see any of this
on my map ♪
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-♪ Is that one
of the shards? ♪
-♪ I expected more guards ♪
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-Wait, don't step there.
-Ahhh!
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-That was a trap.
-♪ We may be tired ♪
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-My ankle's sprained.
-♪ But we're filled
with determination ♪
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♪ 'Cause the real big bad
of this campaign
is contract negotiations ♪
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♪ Yes, contract negotiations
broke down, so we may
never see the end ♪
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♪ Of that story ♪
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♪ But we will do our best
to complete this quest ♪
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♪ Now we can share
in all the glory ♪
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-♪ We will be dexterous
and wise ♪
-♪ Dexterous and wise ♪
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-♪ Sometimes we'll brawl ♪
-♪ Must we brawl? ♪
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♪ We're not going to speedrun,
this dodecahedron ♪
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♪ We'll take our time
It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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[screaming]
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[water splashing]
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[trap closing]
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I guess finding Buford
could be a side quest.
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[dating show host]
The water is wet.
The sun is hot.
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That means love is in the air
at Passion Villa.
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Let's meet
our steamy contestants.
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My name's Thad.
I like shiny things.
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'Sup? I'm Theo.
I brush my own hair.
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Evan.
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[hesitates] Is somebody
gonna say action, or is it...
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Oh, oh, we're
already rolling. Okay.
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I'm Heinz the--
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[chorus singing]
♪ Passion Villa ♪
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I think I heard Buford
this way.
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-[Buford] I'm over here!
-Hmm.
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A four-pronged fork
in the road.
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-How do we know
which way to go?
-[Buford] This way!
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Come this way!
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His voice is coming from
all four tunnels.
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Three of them must be traps.
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-[laughs] Cool.
-[scoffs] Let's just go
this way.
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[all exclaiming]
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[grunting]
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Oh, that was close.
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If we can triangulate
Buford's specific vocal
frequency, we can...
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[Buford echoing] Nerd alert!
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[sighs] He is that way.
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[exclaims]
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[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪
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I'm just, like, excited
to find someone
who I understand.
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Literally.
You know, small words.
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00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,433
I want someone so full
of themselves,
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there's barely room for me.
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Evan.
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I want someone to help
take over the Tri-State Area
and make me
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their guy-state area.
Yeah? See what I did there?
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-I can't look.
-I can't look away!
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So we free Buford,
find the lost shard,
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and live out
the final episode.
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And then I bust you
for the nerdiest thing ever.
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-There he is!
-Ah, my friends!
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-We gotta be careful.
-Candace, wait...
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Ugh, I'm getting out of here.
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Ridiculous dungeon crawl.
Dumb arrows.
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Stupid traps.
Bunch of nerdy stuff.
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Shards and whatever.
Blah, blah, blah.
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Stumbleberry Finkbat.
Can't wait to bust
all you guys!
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-What are you waiting for?
-Whoa, Candace,
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-you're a natural at this.
-You were born to LARP.
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-Ew, no.
-Come on, let's find that
last shard
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and finish the story.
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00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:08,367
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz sighs]
Everyone's already
coupled up, even this guy.
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Evan.
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I need to shake things up.
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My Shake-It-Up-Anator.
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-[grunts]
-[screams]
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-Sorry.
-Ugh, can't be with a man
who apologizes.
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Uh, well, I wanted it
to shake up
the social dynamic,
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but making them
literally shake also works.
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[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪
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Agent P, you watching this?
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I'm Team Evan,
and Doof is ruining this.
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Go, stop him.
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[grunting]
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All right! By shaking up
the other contestants,
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I will look grounded
and stable by comparison.
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[dating show host]
Time to throw in
a new player.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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-[purring] Who's this?
-I heard he's semi-aquatic.
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Perry the Platypus?
I didn't know
you were looking for love.
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Hmm, I guess we're more alike
than I thought.
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[all screaming]
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[grunting]
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[Isabella gasps] Look!
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The last shard
of Darkling Dungeon!
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That's what we need
to complete the quest
in the story!
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The juiciest treasures usually
have the beefiest defense!
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[all gasping]
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Ahh! Enigmata Obscura!
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It is the Puzzle Knight!
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-[growls]
-Ahhh!
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[all screaming]
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Enigmata Obscura,
prepare to meet your doom.
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[sneezes]
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Wow, so cool!
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Wow, we built these
animatronics and I still
don't know what they're doing.
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-[screams]
-How do we defeat this thing?
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This is insane,
we're getting out of here
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and I'm busting you guys.
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Candace,
you've figured it out!
The switches are magnetized!
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Everyone, quick!
Jump on a switch!
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We cannot get off
our switches to help!
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She is doomed!
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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-[gasps]
-It's the man
in really dark grey!
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He saved me.
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-[all cheering]
-Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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-All right!
-[Buford] Yeah! We did it!
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00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,802
Jeremy, no way!
189
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I did not see that coming.
190
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,564
-Welcome, hot dog man!
-Oh, Jeremy!
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Jeremy? That was you?
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Yeah, my room was covered
in flyers,
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so I came over.
I like LARPing.
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I get it if you think
it's lame.
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-Could be the adrenaline
speaking, but that was so fun.
-This is it.
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This is how
Stumbleberry Finkbat ends.
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The man in really dark grey
swings in to rescue
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the freakishly
long-necked princess.
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-Freakishly, really?
-And then uses the last shard
of Darkling Tower
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to defeat the Puzzle Knight.
201
00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:53,800
But nonetheless, I will
still be busting you boys.
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[Phineas] Okay, Candace.
I'm just glad we got
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our ending to
Stumbleberry Finkbat.
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[Buford] Closure!
205
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,057
It's no use,
Perry the Platypus.
206
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,934
I am in this to win this.
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00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,678
[grunting]
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00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,772
Why not? So long, freaks!
209
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,484
[dating show host]
A contestant leaving in the
middle of the competition?
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00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,853
That's gonna shake things up.
211
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,448
Or maybe it'll have
no effect whatsoever.
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[grunts]
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Mom!
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Mom! Traps!
Obscure enigmas! Look!
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I got antlers!
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00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,296
But, but, but...
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Oh, hi. You must be Norm.
I'm Robotina.
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00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,307
I like to LARP as a robot,
and it looks like you do, too.
219
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,975
I've been human fished.
220
00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:49,356
♪ We got one
in the garbage can
And 12 on the floor ♪
221
00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:52,558
♪ Between here
and the hallway
we got 27 more ♪
222
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,111
-♪ Check ♪
-♪ One in the mushroom
one in the hose ♪
223
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,988
-♪ Check ♪
-♪ If you want some
in the bathroom ♪
224
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,898
♪ We got plenty of those ♪
225
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,993
♪ One in the printer
that is pretty hi-tech ♪
226
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,954
♪ Two behind the paintings
that you never expect ♪
227
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,332
♪ One in the rat hole
under the deck ♪
228
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:11,211
♪ It's our lair entrance
system check guitar ♪
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00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:14,923
♪ Lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
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