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♪ There's a hundred
and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding
a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating
nano-bots or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff ♪
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♪ To do before school
starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Oh, sorry, Agent P. [coughs]
We're testing all the lair
entrances while Doof
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is away on vacation.
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Ow, sir.
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I'll be doing
the heavy lifting,
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monitoring the mainframe here,
and Carl will do the easy work
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of climbing through
10,000 feet of tunnel,
checking each opening.
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Anyway, Agent P,
you can take it easy
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and enjoy a Doof-free day.
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Tick-tock, Carl.
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-[cell phone ringing]
-Perry the Platypus,
whatcha doing?
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I'm on vacation! You miss me?
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[beeps]
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Hello? Hello?
Here, a selfie will
make him jealous.
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Time to make my life
look more glamorous
than it is.
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Mmm!
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Oh, cabana boy!
What's his name?
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Benny? Ben?
Benjamin? Benjamin!
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I know what we're
gonna do today.
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It's the perfect day to create
the perfect summer drink.
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Which is clearly
a lemonade-y iced tea.
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[laughs] Respectfully,
I believe you are mistaken.
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-It is a tea-y lemonade.
-Okay, I agree.
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It's a combo,
but it's gotta have quench!
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Wow, so this is
your big project for the day?
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-Quench!
-Yeah, we thought
we'd do a taste test
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to find the perfect
tea-to-lemonade ratio.
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Okay, this looks pretty
low stakes.
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-Insert yawn here. Proceed.
-Come get a glass later.
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[sipping]
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-Uh, no thanks.
-Shall we take it to the vats?
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-Quench! Quench!
-If we're gonna figure out
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the perfect beverage ratio,
we gotta make enough
for everyone.
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-Everyone in the neighborhood?
-Everyone in Danville.
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Isabella, you have
an amazingly nuanced palate.
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I am the only Fireside Girl to
secure the High Society Patch.
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Which is exactly why
you'll be rating
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-the satisfaction levels.
-Check.
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-Baljeet,
on chemistry balance?
-I have already started.
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Buford, you're testing
quenchability.
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Quench!
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I'm about to become
very humid.
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First, a 50-50 blend.
And taste.
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Hmm. Five out of ten.
Lovely bouquet,
but unsatisfied.
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[sips] Unquenched.
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Hmm, needs less lemon.
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Or more sweetener.
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Let us try 37% more tea.
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And I want 137% more quench.
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That is not how
math works, Buford.
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-Bookcase entrance check.
-Bookcase entrance.
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Got it. Keep it going, Carl.
That's 1% done.
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-We've got a lot more to do.
-We?
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♪ We got one
in the garbage can
and 12 on the floor ♪
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♪ Between here
and the hallway
we got 27 more ♪
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♪ One in the mushroom
One in the hose ♪
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♪ If you want some
in the bathroom
we got plenty of those ♪
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♪ One in the printer
that is pretty hi-tech ♪
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♪ Two behind the paintings
that you never expect ♪
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♪ One in the rat hole
under the deck ♪
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♪ It's our lair
entrance system check ♪
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♪ It's our
lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
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♪ We got one
in the neighbor's house
that's down the block ♪
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- [chorus] ♪ Check ♪
-♪ Feel free to use it ♪
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-♪ Just remember to knock ♪
-♪ Check ♪
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♪ One in the flower bed
under this rock ♪
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-♪ Check ♪
-♪ There's one
in the fuse lock ♪
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-♪ That will give you
a shock ♪
-♪ Check ♪
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♪ You might not be aware
but there's one here ♪
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♪ And here and here
And here and here and there ♪
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♪ It's our lair entrance
system check guitar ♪
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♪ Lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
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♪ There's one underneath
that ceramic duck ♪
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-♪ Check ♪
-♪ There's seven
in the patio ♪
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Sir, I think I'm stuck.
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We've all got
our own problems.
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-[Buford] Still not quenched!
-Needs more ice!
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Ahhh!
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00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,542
Hmm, the low stakes
have definitely been raised.
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00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,845
But as always, it would be
pointless to get Mom
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because as always,
the mysterious force
would just take this all away.
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This tunnel is a force
to be reckoned with.
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[echoing] I'm a force
to be reckoned with.
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I'm a force
to be reckoned with.
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Wait, hello? Mysterious Force?
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-Is that you?
-[Major Monogram] Yes.
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-I'm listening.
-You're really stuck?
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Yes, yes,
I am really stuck in my life.
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Oh, my gosh, Mysterious Force,
you really understand me.
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-Uh, wiggle around a little.
-Okay.
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[squeaking]
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Okay, yes, I'm doing it.
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[Major Monogram]
You'll find you have more room
than you think, Carl.
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Actually, it's Candace,
but I guess you can
call me Carl.
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There's a zebra that
calls me Kevin.
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Mysterious Force,
if this is really you,
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I need you to show me a sign.
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Wiggling's not working.
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Hold on. Let's see
if this does it for you.
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[buzzing]
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-[gasps] A sign!
-Well, whatever
you're doing, sir,
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none of it is dislodging me.
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-[phone ringing]
-Stacy, you gotta get
over here.
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I think the Mysterious Force
is contacting me through
the bathtub.
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Well, that's a new one.
Oh, bingo!
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And yet this is not
the strangest call I've gotten
from you, even this week.
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Be right over.
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Careful, only 2%
more sugar, Ferb.
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Hmm, a fine vintage,
but I'm still not satisfied.
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Hmm. Yes. Am I detecting
a coarseness on my palate?
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My tongue still like
sandpaper.
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Pass.
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[all] Hi.
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-Mysterious Force!
-Do you see what the boys
are doing out there?
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-Oh, wow!
-Stacy, come here.
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-Listen.
-What am I listening for?
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Your sanity saying,
"Candace, find me"?
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Mysterious Force?
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Hmm, nothing.
Wait, I also heard over here.
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Mysterious Force,
reveal thyself!
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Nope, it's not here.
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It was in here before,
I swear.
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-Are you there?
-Candace, I'm getting
really worried.
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[Major Monogram]
Don't worry, I'm still here.
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Uh, does this
Mysterious Force
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-have a low,
commanding voice?
-Yes!
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
but I hear it too.
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Mysterious Force,
what do you want?
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-Oh, I do love ham sandwiches.
-[exclaims] You hear it.
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Stacy, do you know
what this means?
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-The Force eats
luncheon meets?
-No.
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If it can tell me
when it will take
the boys' stuff away,
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I can get Mom to show up
right before
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so she can bust
once and for all.
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Oh, Great Mysterious Force!
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When will thou take us away
what the boys hath built?
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-What's with
the ye olde English?
-I don't know.
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It's probably ancient.
I'm respecting my elders.
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-[Major Monogram] Um, give me
ten minutes, Carl.
-It's coming in ten.
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-It's coming in ten.
Wait, who's Carl?
-It's me.
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I'm Carl. It's my force name.
Keep up, Stace.
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Wait, what?
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[ringing]
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Mom, you have to be home
in nine minutes or less.
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00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:04,691
-It is very important.
-A specific time frame.
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00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:07,903
Keeping it fresh. Nice.
We're on our way.
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[computer beeping]
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Carl, the Flynn-Fletchers
are on their return
route home.
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Stop your tomfoolery
and wrap it up.
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I'm still stuck, sir.
It's hot, and I'm so thirsty.
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Benjamin! Benjamin! Benjamin!
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Ugh! Fine, I guess
I'm going to have to
work on vacation.
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What have I got to work with?
Hmm.
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[sobs]
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Benjamin gets to behold my
Bring-Me-a-Drink-anator!
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Man, there is no grievance
so petty that an "anator"
can't fix it.
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Still not right.
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Not quenching...
Fading.
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But you know,
this is kind of fun, too.
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Huh, maybe satisfaction
should be rated by someone
less picky.
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00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,617
-Respectfully.
-Are you calling me picky?
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00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,087
-Respectfully?
-Well, if the pink pole fits.
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00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:10,290
I think the heat's
gotten to you guys.
With all due respect.
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00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,716
But we're so close.
187
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,592
We can't give up yet.
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00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:14,094
[arguing indistinctly]
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-It's just lemonade.
-[Baljeet] I said 37%.
190
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,633
-He put in 41%.
He must have 5%.
-It's gotta have quench.
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You hear me?
Quench, quench, quench.
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[sighs] Ten point oh.
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Mmm! The perfect
summer beverage.
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Quench!
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00:09:39,821 --> 00:09:42,205
There's nothing
a hint of mint
can't improve.
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[gasps] Two minutes.
We just have time.
[giggles excitedly]
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So, what's my mysterious
force name?
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00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,720
-Am I a Frederick
or am I a Dave--
-Come on, Stacy.
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00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,764
Carl. I can't even see you.
200
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,767
There's an entrance flap
by my head.
201
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,769
Maybe you can get it
to dislodge me.
202
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,605
Which one is it?
203
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,616
Oh, look at you kids
with your little stand.
204
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,826
Have a glass, Mom.
205
00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,746
No, this is nothing.
Wait till you see in the back.
206
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,915
Who's this big boy? Mmm.
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00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,339
Okay, devastatingly aloof
cabana boy whose name
I don't quite remember,
208
00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:35,508
but I'm pretty sure
it's in the Benjamin family.
209
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:36,709
[disembodied voice] Chris!
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00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,971
Prepare yourself
to bring me a drink!
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00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:48,146
Oh, finally! Mmm. Quenched!
212
00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,982
[computer beeping]
213
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,902
Great googily-moogily!
That last entrance
isn't closing!
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00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,834
Whoa! Incoming, sir.
215
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,797
-But... But...
-What? No!
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00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,749
Why, Mysterious Force, why?
217
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,084
Honey, the heat's
gotten to you.
218
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,637
Come get something cool
that the boys made.
219
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,013
[both grunting]
220
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:25,266
[sighs in relief]
All entrances examined, sir.
221
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:30,355
Adequate work, Carl.
Now for the international
entrances.
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00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,607
[sighs]
223
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,568
-I was so close.
-[Major Monogram] Next time
you're stuck
224
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:39,656
-I don't want to hear
about it, ,Carl.
-Curse you, Mysterious Force!
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00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,824
Tell him, Carl.
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