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Come on! It's ten to bloody nine!
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All right!
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I'll be late for bloody work.
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How'd your first week go?
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All right.
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English isn't bad.
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The teacher's called Mr Hodgson.
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He swears a little bit, you know,
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to try and make himself look cool.
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Performance arts is fine.
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We play this game
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where you have to say
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"She stood upon the balcony,
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inimitably mimicking him hiccuping
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and amicably welcoming him in."
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- You have to say it as fast as you can.
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- I have to sit next to this kid
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called Andrew Johnson,
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who smells intensely of garlic.
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- You know he told me that he has
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a garlic baguette for supper every night.
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- Do I look different?
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- What do you mean?
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- I'm all sweating.
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- Did I tell you I'm going
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for the change?
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- You had mentioned it, yeah.
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- Bloody, I love this song.
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- Oh, come on.
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- Mom!
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You can't cry to the Spice Girls!
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- Not exactly Girl Power is it?
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- Hey, d'you reckon they'd let you and me join?
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- Oh yeah, and who would I be?
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- Underactive thyroid Spice?
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- I could be menopause Spice.
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Sometimes,
when you're telling a lie,
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the more detail you go into,
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the more even you start to believe
\n that it might be true.
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The bit about the swearing English
teacher?
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He's based on my uncle Mark,
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who thinks
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dropping the F-word into every sentence
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makes him seem cool
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The bit about the performance arts game?
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Well it was a tongue twister
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I got last Christmas in a cracker.
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And the bit about the kid
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who eats garlic bread all the time?
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That's autobiographical.
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The truth is, that I've not been to college
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since I set the alarm off.
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Missed the whole first week.
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The truth is, I'm becoming so good
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at talking bollocks
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that I'm thinking
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of going professional.
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- What about Bullshit Spice?
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- So, how did you figure out
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I wasn't going?
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- When a parent asks a child
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how school was and they give more
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than a one-word answer, suspicious.
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- And just the way you were.
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- My instincts told me
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something wasn't quite right.
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- Plus, they rang me,
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told me you haven't been coming in.
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- I told you last week,
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I was having a cigarette.
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- Where?
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- I didn't set the alarm off.
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- You were seen by the fire door.
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- What can I tell you?
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- I know it was you who did it,
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and when I get proof...
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- Why would I set the alarm off?
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- ... and when I get proof, you're in for it.
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- I'm not messing about this time.
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- Liam, honestly?
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- Mrs Earl?
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Time to face the music
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- So, Rae, what's going on?
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- Why have you been skipping classes?
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- Did something happened?
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- No. Nothing happened
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- Do you remember those
conversations we had,
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when you were thinking
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about applying?
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- You said you thought you were ready
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for the stresses of college life.
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- When someone asks you a question
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you give a response.
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- 'Called conversation, Rae.
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- Yeah, I remember.
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- Well maybe this is a sign
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that you're not ready.
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- There's an argument to be made
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for deferring a year.
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- No, please, please don't make me do that,
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I don't want that.
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That way, you can come back
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when you're a bit stronger.
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- No, please, that's not what I want.
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- Well, why don't you tell me
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what you do want?
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- I want to be treated
the same as everyone else.
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- Okay, then I'm giving you
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a formal warning.
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If you break the rules again,
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I you misbehave, skip classes,
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then we are gonna have to talk seriously
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about you deferring.
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- Understood?
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- Yes.
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- And she's sorry, aren't you Rae?
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- Yeah.
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As Uncle Mark might say,
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" Am I fuck fucking sorry?
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Fuck the fuck off!"
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- There she is.
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Where the fuck have you been?
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I've been worried about you.
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- I thought I was supposed to be
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your stereotyped gay best friend.
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- Sorry, Chuck.
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- Why do you come here, Archie?
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- Need the grades to get into Dunham.
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- Why do you wanna come here?
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- I don't know.
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- Wait.
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- Are you wearing a rugby top?
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- Yeah.
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- When did you start smoking?
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- Archie! What is going on with you?
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- Come on.
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- Take a walk with me.
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- Surviving in college is all about...
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blending in into the background.
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- If anyone knows anything
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about staying under the radar,
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it's uncle Archie.
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- You know it's really creepy
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when you say that, don't you?
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- Noted
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- Arch
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- Easy Macca.
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-Got light?
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- Yeah.
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- Did you see what Maggie Tolson
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was wearing today?
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- Well, you could choke a dozen camels on those one.
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- I wish I was a dozen camels.
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- Nice one yeah?
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- Nice one mate.
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- Look at me.
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- There's only one rule, understand?
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- Yeah.
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- Stay under the radar.
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- Wow. What have you come as????
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On the first day, do you remember
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that dress I was wearing?
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- And I saw that other girl wearing it?
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- Well the other day, I saw two girls
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in the same dress.
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- And one with nearly
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the exact same shoes on.
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- I'm not taking chances anymore.
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- I hate this place.
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It's like I'm invisible.
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- Oh my god, this is
Stacey Stringfellow's gang.
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- Who's Stacey Stringfellow?
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- Rae, if you're in with them,
then you're in.
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- In where?
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- With the boys.
- Which boys?
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- The fit boys.
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- I've got a boyfriend
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- Well I haven't.
Hi Stacey!
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- Oh my god, she's just
completely dumped me.
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- I can't even process this.
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- He's been looking for you, you know.
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College wasn't the only thing
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I'd been avoiding.
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Because of what happened at the caravan,
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I'd stayed away from him.
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I didn't wanna be the girl
who couldn't get undressed
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in front of her boyfriend.
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I really missed him, and smelling
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his jacket was no substitute
whatsoever.
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- Finn rang again
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- What did you say?
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- Well, I didn't know what to say,
so I told him you've had
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a glandular fever.
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- What?
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- Well, last time when I said
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you'd gone to France,
you got a right cob on.
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- That is the most stupid thing...
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- Yeah, well
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maybe we're not all as good
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at lying as you are, Rae.
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- Just stop avoiding him!
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- I'm not avoiding him.
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- You've got through your first full day
at college, okay,
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and I'm proud of you.
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- You're not gonna cry, are you?
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- You just...
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- You can't spend your life
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running away form stuff.
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- There's a history of that
in this family.
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My mom was right
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about once every three years
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But I had a feeling
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this was one of those times.
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- I was starting to think
you'd left the country.
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- Or at least Lincolnshire.
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- I thought about it.
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- Not... Not that I've missed you
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or anything.
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- No?
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- Okay, I might have thought about you once.
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- All right, twice.
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- I was gonna come down, actually, but
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your mom said something about...
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- Listen...
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- I was just a bit,
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out of it.
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- And I didn't wanna tell you,
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because I didn't wanna drag you into it.
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- I don't, I don't mind that you've got stuff.
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- Everyone's got stuff, really.
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- But...
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- All right, lovebirds!
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- Where have you been, Raemundo?
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- I've been ready to send a sexy
search party for you.
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Yes Chop, a Foster's mate, a nice one.
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- But...?
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I'd forgotten
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I'd forgotten that there's
something in his lips
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And no matter how crap my life was,
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No matter how much
I didn't fit in at college,
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No matter what,
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When I had his lips,
I had his kiss,
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and so long as I had that,
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I knew everything would be okay.
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- My dad is at a conference all week,
right?
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- So I was thinking, about having
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an exclusive sleepover tomorrow night
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- How exclusive?
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- Well, I was only gonna invite
one person.
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- Fancy it?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah!
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Day two of college.
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if I could get through the day,
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I had Finn waiting for me
that night.
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But, staying under the radar
isn't easy
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when you're six foot tall
and weigh 16 stone
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I had to be...
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bland
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- This is important
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- That is Simmy.
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- He's got this almost magical ability
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to invent a nickname for someone.
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- One that sticks for the rest
of that person't life.
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- This kid here,
he was in Simmy's high school.
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In swimming class he got an
unfortunate crease in his trunks.
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- Simmy called him "Aquabone".
It stuck.
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- It was five years ago.
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- Even his dad calls him it.
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- This gal here
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- Simmy decided she got a big chin.
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- She lost a shoe at the year's disco...
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"Chinderella".
275
00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:11,711
- That's...
276
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,692
- That's actually quite clever.
277
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,531
- He's an evil genius.
278
00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,332
- So trust me, do not do anythin
279
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extraordinary around him.
280
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Don't look!
281
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,773
Why are you looking?
282
00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:26,613
Oh bollocks, here he comes
283
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,574
Look away. Look away!
284
00:12:28,674 --> 00:12:30,994
Look. away!
285
00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:32,574
- Easy, Arch!
286
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,675
- Hi Simmy!
287
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,334
- Hey, did you see this
288
00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:37,814
Graham Tipping's glasses mate?
289
00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,175
- Looks like Elton John.
290
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:39,935
- I doubt Elton John
291
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:40,895
sleeps on plastic sheets
292
00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,696
in case he pisses the bed, eh mate?
293
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,795
- Yeah !
294
00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,856
- Look who it is!
295
00:12:46,956 --> 00:12:48,956
- All right, unicorn balls?
296
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,476
- Unicorn balls,
where are you going man?
297
00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:54,137
- So I thought I'd take this time
to talk about
298
00:12:54,237 --> 00:12:56,237
the power of positive thinking.
299
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,118
- It's about seeing
the good side of things.
300
00:13:03,678 --> 00:13:07,598
- It's about filling your life
with things that make you happy.
301
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,439
- Sorry, sorry.
302
00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,800
- Put up a chair, Liam.
303
00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:40,342
- I was just about to ask the group
if they could think of things
304
00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:41,863
that make them happy.
305
00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:43,963
- Oh! I'll go first.
306
00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:46,604
- Okay.
307
00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,404
- Every day I go to Sixth Form college
308
00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:53,145
It's shit.
309
00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:55,244
- It's like being a social experiment,
310
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,745
where they keep a load of people
in the same building
311
00:13:57,845 --> 00:14:00,526
and the only thing they all have in common
is their age.
312
00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:02,785
- And because of this, it's populated by
313
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,306
people trying to fit in.
314
00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:06,346
- The teachers push an ideal of us.
315
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,146
- "To excell here or be a failure in life,
316
00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,347
learn this 15th century poem
317
00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:13,547
and hypothesize on the significance
of the French revolution,
318
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:17,527
or... Be worthless in society."
319
00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:21,849
- I feel hatred towards the whole thing.
320
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,188
- And when I feel that hatred,
321
00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,369
I feel happy.
322
00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:29,530
- 'Cause I realize it, that's not me.
323
00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:33,290
- They're not me, and they never will be.
324
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:37,570
- It makes me fucking delirious!
325
00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:47,712
- Il like it on Wednesdays,
when the cantine serves
326
00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:49,472
the dessert with jelly and custard.
327
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:50,272
- Oh, yes!
328
00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,112
- That trayful thing.
329
00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:54,212
- Oh yeah.
330
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,914
- Hi ya
331
00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:05,014
- All right?
332
00:15:06,014 --> 00:15:08,074
- I liked your speech.
333
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,175
- I hate college as well.
334
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:14,955
- I, I just wanted to say...
about the other day,
335
00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,916
when I set the alarm off,
336
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,076
it was an accident.
337
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:19,676
- I didn't see anything.
338
00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,236
- You're not gonna say anything are you?
339
00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:23,396
- It's just,
I'm on a warning at college...
340
00:15:23,496 --> 00:15:25,497
- I didn't see anything.
341
00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:39,079
That's Finn Nelson.
342
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,079
- Yeah?
343
00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:42,218
- He is the fittest lad in college.
344
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,579
- I'd honestly let him
do anything to me.
345
00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:47,080
- You'd let anyone do anything to you.
346
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,199
- Fuck off!
347
00:15:48,299 --> 00:15:49,640
- The best part is that he's single.
348
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,720
- He's not single.
349
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,760
- What? Who is he going out with?
350
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,861
- Some lucky bitch.
351
00:15:57,461 --> 00:15:59,081
- It doesn't matter anyway,
352
00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:01,662
he wouldn't even talk to girls like us.
353
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,243
This si impossible
354
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:12,583
How am I supposed to stay
under the radar
355
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,343
when everyone at college knows
who Finn is?
356
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:18,423
He's the fittest lad in college.
357
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,744
And I'm... I'm...
358
00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:27,125
- Chloe...
359
00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:30,746
- How weird is it, that I'm
going out with Finn?
360
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,085
- You know...
361
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,266
- No, be honest.
362
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,567
- Right, okay.
Out of ten,
363
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,006
how attractive would you say you were?
364
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:40,166
- One
365
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,287
- Don't be stupid!
366
00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:44,247
- You're reasonably a four.
367
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:45,447
- Thanks!
368
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,247
- No I mean...
369
00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,347
- I mean like a four at worst.
370
00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:49,648
- You know, when you're hungover
371
00:16:49,748 --> 00:16:51,568
and you ??? and stuff
372
00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,688
- Right.
373
00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:54,368
- Fine, Rate Finn out of ten.
374
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,168
- Eleven.
375
00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,709
- Exactly.
That isn't even possible.
376
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:02,069
- Even Emma Coghill's sister fancies him
and she's like 24.
377
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:03,930
- And she's been with footballers.
378
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,890
- So, why does he like me?
379
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:08,010
- I don't know. Maybe you're his type,
380
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,090
or something.
381
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:09,890
- What type would that be?
382
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,171
- Curvacious.
383
00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:11,611
- Great!
384
00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:12,731
- And let's be honest
385
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,610
if he likes big boobs,
386
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:14,571
then he struck gold.
387
00:17:14,671 --> 00:17:16,671
- They are cripplingly large.
388
00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:19,972
Anyway, I'm stopping at his tonight so..
389
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,072
It's about to get happen.
390
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:24,332
- I thought it happened at camping.
391
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:26,493
- Oh no. No, we didn't...
392
00:17:26,593 --> 00:17:27,653
erm... Because...
393
00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:28,772
- Did he drink too much?
394
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:29,413
- Yeah.
395
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:30,413
- You know what, I hate that.
396
00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:31,333
- Yeah.
397
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,974
- Listen, your first time is always
gonna be the scariest.
398
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,554
- Just, make sure he doesn't drink
too much and you'll be fine!
399
00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:37,814
- But...
400
00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:40,275
- Rae! For the past four weeks or so
we've talked about sex.
401
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:44,175
- Right? Noises, positions, worst and
best case scenarios.
402
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:46,055
Handjobs techniques, blowjob techniques,
403
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:47,656
- How sensitive men's nipples are.
404
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:50,795
- Balls's skin, porn, anal, even,
even strap-ons!
405
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:53,496
- There's nothing else to talk about,
right? Just...
406
00:17:53,596 --> 00:17:56,596
- Let him whack it in you!
407
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,577
- Right?
408
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,678
- Right.
409
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:15,399
- Oh my god, she's here!
410
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:20,680
- What the fuck?!
411
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:35,862
- I told you I was thinking about
doing a photoshoot.
412
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:38,162
- And then we talked for like,
erm, ninety hours?
413
00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:41,902
- And then you agreed it was a bad idea.
414
00:18:42,002 --> 00:18:42,623
- I know.
415
00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:44,763
- Why do underwear shots?
416
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,683
- Well I wanted to put it
on my modeling portfolio.
417
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:52,684
- Oh my God, Rae!
Everybody's staring at me.
418
00:18:57,325 --> 00:18:58,625
- Right.
419
00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:00,924
- Where are the originals?
And the negatives?
420
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,785
- I don't know.
421
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,646
- No I took them to Lisa Goulding's party
and I haven't seen them since.
422
00:19:07,286 --> 00:19:09,286
- Did you show anyone at the party?
423
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,646
- I got really drunk and I showed them
to Barney.
424
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:18,067
- No, but there was over 50 people there,
425
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,168
and I didn't know half of them.
It could be anyone.
426
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:23,027
- Rae, we really need to find out
who's got the photos
427
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,128
before they print off any new ones.
428
00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:28,089
- What other ones?
429
00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:34,530
- Oh my god, Chloe!
Why would you do that?
430
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,989
- I wanted to keep
the glamour door open.
431
00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,250
Glamour door? You're 16.
432
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,390
There is no door.
433
00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:44,970
- Well have you never not wanted
pictures taken when you look amazing?
434
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:48,051
- Right? When your hair's done, and
you're make up, and the lighting
435
00:19:48,411 --> 00:19:51,411
and you look sexy?
436
00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,252
- Right? You feel sexy.
437
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,252
No?
438
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,493
Please, Rae.
439
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,194
You mess with her,
440
00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,295
you mess with me
441
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:17,955
Poor Chloe
442
00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:20,055
College is utterly barbaric.
443
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,256
At least I'd made it through
the day under the radar,
444
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,616
and now I had Finn all to myself.
445
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,237
I was starting to think
that me and him
446
00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:33,657
Only made sense when no one else
was around
447
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:36,597
I still didn't know
why he liked me,
448
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:38,558
but maybe Chloe had it spot on.
449
00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,678
Maybe I was his type.
450
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,838
Now, all I needed
was a bit of courage.
451
00:20:42,938 --> 00:20:44,939
Courage in any form.
452
00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:47,839
- You want it tonight, girl?
453
00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:49,939
- No, I just fancied a drink.
454
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,800
- Want some?
455
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,900
- No, I'm fine.
456
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,560
- Cheers, my dear.
457
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,661
- Cheers.
458
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,002
You can do this.
459
00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:13,142
The first time is
the scariest. Man up!
460
00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:23,203
- Where is this one?
461
00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:26,704
- Um, that is Butlins and Skegness.
462
00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:29,984
- I think I was five.
463
00:21:33,745 --> 00:21:35,746
- Is that your mom?
464
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,365
- That's her, yeah.
465
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,606
- She's pretty.
466
00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:41,086
- Yeah.
467
00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,187
- Do you miss her?
468
00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:45,866
- Yeah.
469
00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:54,368
- Who is this?
470
00:21:54,468 --> 00:21:58,468
- Oh God!
That's Stacey Stringfellow.
471
00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,368
- She goes to college.
472
00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:02,649
- Right, so, why have you got this?
473
00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:04,749
- We used to go out.
474
00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:08,469
- I told you it's been ages since
someone looked at these.
475
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,330
- I'll throw that one out.
476
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,030
- No. It's no big deal.
477
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,470
- Everyone's got exes.
478
00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:27,772
- Have a drink.
479
00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,872
- No, I'm fine, seriously.
480
00:22:36,953 --> 00:22:40,554
Just relax, just relax,
just relax.
481
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,494
He wants this
482
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,594
You want this.
483
00:22:45,715 --> 00:22:47,814
- Right, I'm pouring you one.
484
00:22:47,914 --> 00:22:49,915
- Oh... Really?
485
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:56,355
- Cheers, my dear.
486
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:16,658
- No, no, no more.
487
00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,759
- Just one more.
488
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,540
- Cheers, my dear.
489
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,640
- Yep. Cheers, my dear.
490
00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,921
- I'm gonna... urm... I think I'm...
491
00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:40,401
- I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.
492
00:24:37,489 --> 00:24:39,489
- I had a freak out
493
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,929
- I accidentally set an alarm off.
494
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,870
- You're not gonna tell anyone, are you?
495
00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:46,030
- They'll kick me out.
496
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:48,131
- Kester, promise me.
497
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,691
- Of course, I won't.
498
00:24:52,211 --> 00:24:53,951
- What were you doing, at the time?
499
00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:56,051
- Tell me about that.
500
00:24:58,812 --> 00:25:00,832
- Hum... I was just walking
down the corridor.
501
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:02,153
- Alone?
502
00:25:02,253 --> 00:25:04,252
- Yeah.
503
00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:11,533
- No, I was... I was with Finn
504
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,034
- Your boyfriend?
505
00:25:13,134 --> 00:25:15,134
- Yeah.
506
00:25:15,534 --> 00:25:17,534
- I don't get why he likes me.
507
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,235
- I'm not even his type.
508
00:25:21,335 --> 00:25:24,295
- His ex was so tiny and beautiful.
509
00:25:25,935 --> 00:25:27,936
- It's embarassing to be next to him.
510
00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:32,376
- I'm embarassed for him.
511
00:25:34,736 --> 00:25:36,957
- So do you think, you can't believe
512
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,517
he likes you because you can't find
513
00:25:38,617 --> 00:25:40,617
anything to like about yourself?
514
00:25:42,378 --> 00:25:44,518
- That's what we're trying to fix.
515
00:25:44,618 --> 00:25:46,158
- Well that takes ages.
516
00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:47,878
- I need a short term solution.
517
00:25:47,978 --> 00:25:49,979
- This is therapy, there are
no short term solutions.
518
00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:55,459
- Fine. Short term,
you've got three options.
519
00:25:56,699 --> 00:26:00,059
- One, you start facing those things
you're afraid of.
520
00:26:00,419 --> 00:26:02,820
- Stop caring about what other people
think, start to like yourself.
521
00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:07,720
- Option two, you could leave college.
522
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:10,501
- Nope, I can't do that.
What's option three?
523
00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:12,902
- Leave Finn.
524
00:26:14,381 --> 00:26:17,382
- I guess I'll just try option one then.
525
00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,203
- Yeah.
526
00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:22,302
- Yeah.
527
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:30,584
As always, Kester was
annoyingly right.
528
00:26:31,264 --> 00:26:33,624
The only real option was
to face my fears.
529
00:26:34,105 --> 00:26:36,084
I had to be around Finn in college,
530
00:26:36,184 --> 00:26:38,545
not just to help my anxieties,
but also
531
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,706
because a circle of vultures
was gathering over his head.
532
00:26:44,665 --> 00:26:46,666
Do it. Just kiss him. Fuck it.
533
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:49,347
- Just, just kiss him. Ok.
534
00:26:50,706 --> 00:26:51,766
- Are you Rae?
535
00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:53,567
- Yeah.
536
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,687
- There's a rumor going round about you.
537
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:56,647
- What?
538
00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:58,747
- Are you going out with someone?
539
00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:07,409
- No.
540
00:27:07,509 --> 00:27:09,509
- Told you.
541
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,890
I can't do it.
542
00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:20,850
I can't be near him at college.
543
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,011
The vultures can circle.
544
00:27:23,111 --> 00:27:25,271
I'd rather hide than be eaten alive.
545
00:27:25,871 --> 00:27:27,611
I'd still be his girlfriend,
546
00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:29,712
just part time.
547
00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,377
- Do you have any idea who's got them?
548
00:28:10,477 --> 00:28:13,598
- No. Everyone's been
really nice about it.
549
00:28:15,037 --> 00:28:16,978
- I've actually been asked out
by a few of the lads.
550
00:28:17,078 --> 00:28:17,938
- Seriously?
551
00:28:18,038 --> 00:28:20,238
- I know. It's so inappropriate, but...
552
00:28:21,239 --> 00:28:23,018
but that's lads for you I guess.
553
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:23,978
- Hey, Chlo.
554
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,779
- Hey Stacey. Was it a good game?
555
00:28:25,879 --> 00:28:27,459
- Oh! Brutal.
556
00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:28,820
- So I'll see you later still?
557
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,919
- Yeah, definitely.
558
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,401
- What just happened?
559
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,821
- Well the girls have actually been
really supportive.
560
00:28:38,921 --> 00:28:41,441
- Stacey even asked if I wanted to go
for a bite to eat after college.
561
00:28:42,161 --> 00:28:44,161
- How nice is that?
562
00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,562
- I don't know, I'm just hoping
whoever's got the pictures will stop.
563
00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:49,823
- It will all go away anyway, so...
564
00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:51,582
- Why would it all go away?
565
00:28:51,682 --> 00:28:53,663
- We need to find out who it is.
566
00:28:53,763 --> 00:28:55,103
- Or at least tell a teacher.
567
00:28:55,203 --> 00:28:57,404
- Just drop it Rae, 'cause I don't
wanna talk about it, ok?
568
00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:00,243
- Ok?
569
00:29:35,768 --> 00:29:37,769
- Good afternoon.
570
00:29:38,089 --> 00:29:39,189
- Is it?
571
00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,649
- Listen, Rae. I need to talk to you
about something.
572
00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:44,909
- Big news, yeah?
573
00:29:45,009 --> 00:29:46,670
- I'm going through the change.
574
00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:47,909
- Oh, God.
575
00:29:48,009 --> 00:29:50,330
- And I'm thinking of getting
some work done.
576
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,071
- What work?
577
00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:55,170
- Cosmetic surgery.
578
00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:01,611
- Are you actually insane?
579
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,112
- How can we even afford that?
580
00:30:04,212 --> 00:30:08,273
- You know last week, you said that
I could only throw a teabag away
581
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:11,253
after it had made three cups of tea.
582
00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:14,333
- So all week, I've been trying
to save you money
583
00:30:14,774 --> 00:30:20,374
by drinking tea that looks and tastes
like ass piss,
584
00:30:20,894 --> 00:30:24,854
and now, you wanna go and throw away
thousands of pounds
585
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:32,295
- No bloody way, mom.
586
00:30:37,656 --> 00:30:39,656
- Don't cry.
587
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,057
- You were doing so well.
588
00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:50,718
- I do.
589
00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:56,179
- I just want... I just want Karim
to be attracted to me.
590
00:30:58,219 --> 00:31:01,259
- I'm punching well above my weight
with him, Rae.
591
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:06,780
- It's not just that he's handsome
either, or that he's got this firm
little body on him.
592
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,981
- He is sensational in bed.
593
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:12,600
- He attends to my every need.
594
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:16,441
- And I feel like I've been taken
by a man, possessed...
595
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,682
- Yeah I get it!
596
00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:19,941
- He's hot. You like him.
597
00:31:21,742 --> 00:31:26,063
- When we're at the club, I feel people
must look at us and think...
598
00:31:27,462 --> 00:31:29,463
How the bloody hell did that happen?
599
00:31:30,383 --> 00:31:32,384
- You know what I mean?
600
00:31:38,744 --> 00:31:40,745
- Yeah
601
00:31:44,585 --> 00:31:46,586
- Do you want a brew?
602
00:31:50,346 --> 00:31:52,346
- Rae.
603
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,667
Use one teabag per cup.
604
00:32:00,347 --> 00:32:02,247
So maybe I wasn't ready
605
00:32:02,347 --> 00:32:03,727
to be around Finn in college,
606
00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,968
but I had to see him outside.
607
00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:08,068
Or what was the point?
608
00:32:08,508 --> 00:32:09,648
and that meant,
609
00:32:09,748 --> 00:32:11,748
taking my clothes off.
610
00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:15,889
But the truth was,
611
00:32:15,990 --> 00:32:18,629
that I was astounded by people
who could be naked.
612
00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,550
Not just in front of others,
613
00:32:23,351 --> 00:32:25,350
but in front of themselves.
614
00:32:27,151 --> 00:32:28,971
If I couldn't do that,
615
00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:31,591
How could I ever do it in front
of someone else?
616
00:32:34,111 --> 00:32:38,392
The problem is, that being naked
leaves you nowhere to hide.
617
00:32:50,114 --> 00:32:52,113
- I just don't get it.
618
00:32:56,114 --> 00:32:58,175
- Oh fuck.
619
00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:00,275
- Rae! Hi!
620
00:33:01,995 --> 00:33:03,936
- Oh, hey ya!
621
00:33:04,036 --> 00:33:05,176
- Where have you been?
622
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:07,335
- About.
623
00:33:07,436 --> 00:33:09,496
- Finn... I've gotta go.
624
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:10,656
- What?
625
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,317
- Stop. Look. What are you doing?
626
00:33:13,636 --> 00:33:15,377
- Can we not do this here, Finn?
627
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:17,477
- Do what?
628
00:33:18,157 --> 00:33:19,978
"OUT OF ORDER"
629
00:33:20,078 --> 00:33:21,057
- Why are you being a dickhead?
630
00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:22,097
- Don't call me a dickhead.
631
00:33:22,198 --> 00:33:24,198
- You've been ignoring me,
deny it.
632
00:33:25,798 --> 00:33:27,179
- What? Is it...
633
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:29,138
- Is it cause of the other night?
634
00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:30,539
- I know I got a bit drunk,
635
00:33:30,639 --> 00:33:32,879
but you were giving me drinks all the time!
636
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,639
- I'm sorry.
637
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,020
- It's not that.
638
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,220
- Then what is it?
639
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,780
- I just don't get it.
640
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,261
- You don't get what?
641
00:33:45,361 --> 00:33:48,242
- You're an 11, and I'm a 4.
642
00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:51,982
- I've got no idea
what you're talking about.
643
00:33:52,082 --> 00:33:54,562
- You should be going out with
people like Stacey,
644
00:33:55,082 --> 00:33:57,182
not someone like me.
645
00:33:57,282 --> 00:33:59,963
- Most people, when they see us,
must be thinking:
646
00:34:00,283 --> 00:34:02,684
"Oh he must be mad, going out with that."
647
00:34:04,123 --> 00:34:06,223
- That what?
648
00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:08,324
- THAT WHAT?
649
00:34:09,204 --> 00:34:11,884
- You don't tell me who I can
and can't fancy all right?
650
00:34:12,324 --> 00:34:13,705
- That is mine,
651
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:16,645
- That belongs to me, no one else,
no one, not even you.
652
00:34:17,085 --> 00:34:18,505
- So why do you like me?
653
00:34:18,605 --> 00:34:20,065
- Because I do, that's it!
654
00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:20,905
- But why?
655
00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:22,746
- Because I want you to stop
being a dickhead.
656
00:34:22,846 --> 00:34:25,966
- Stop calling me a dickhead!
You're the dickhead...
657
00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,067
- I'm not a dickhead.
658
00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:37,168
- You're a dickhead.
659
00:34:39,888 --> 00:34:41,888
- Come on.
660
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,328
- Oh... shit!
661
00:34:48,889 --> 00:34:51,490
- Oh no... shit! It's jammed.
662
00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:53,589
- Oh my God.
663
00:34:53,689 --> 00:34:55,690
- No, no no no no!
Don't do that!
664
00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:59,171
- Then they'll find out that we were
in here, together.
665
00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:03,391
- They'll think we've been fucking.
666
00:35:03,491 --> 00:35:05,792
- Why would we fuck in the
disabled toilet?
667
00:35:05,892 --> 00:35:09,012
- Because there's more room in here
than in a normal toilet!
668
00:35:09,772 --> 00:35:11,772
- It's even got these little
handle things!
669
00:35:14,892 --> 00:35:16,893
- Well, right. Wh- what do you suggest?
670
00:35:17,613 --> 00:35:20,714
- OK. Have you got one of those
mobile telephones?
671
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,393
- No, of course I'm not,
I'm not a millionaire!
672
00:35:22,493 --> 00:35:24,494
- We'll just yell to get help
from somebody!
673
00:35:25,614 --> 00:35:27,034
- Hello?
674
00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:29,114
- No, this cannot be happening.
675
00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:32,275
- Hello? Hey, maybe, c-can you get
some help for us,
676
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,195
we're stuck in here.
677
00:35:33,295 --> 00:35:35,296
- Oh my God.
678
00:35:36,895 --> 00:35:38,556
- This is not happening!
679
00:35:38,656 --> 00:35:40,656
- Can you just go and get help from others please?
680
00:36:06,859 --> 00:36:08,520
- Shit.
681
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,660
- Rae, sit down.
682
00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:13,220
- I've got big news.
683
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,040
- I'm...
684
00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,521
- You're going through the change.
685
00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:19,141
- I get it. But you need to accept it,
686
00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:21,281
and just move on.
687
00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,742
- No, not going
through the change.
688
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,762
- All my emotional ups and downs...
689
00:36:26,862 --> 00:36:28,642
- We're pregnant!
690
00:36:28,742 --> 00:36:30,003
- What?
691
00:36:30,103 --> 00:36:31,203
- We're pregnant!
692
00:36:31,303 --> 00:36:33,302
- I am pregnant!
693
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,523
- What?
694
00:36:35,623 --> 00:36:37,624
- Five sodding months pregnant!
695
00:36:39,703 --> 00:36:40,483
- Five months?
696
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,524
- I feel radiant.
697
00:36:42,624 --> 00:36:44,364
- I feel better than I've ever felt!
698
00:36:44,464 --> 00:36:45,925
- And I thought I was past it,
699
00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:48,024
I'm in my prime, aren't I baby?
700
00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,906
- Say something.
701
00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:55,746
- It's brilliant.
702
00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:01,806
- Congratulations.
703
00:37:01,906 --> 00:37:03,247
- I'm gonna cry.
704
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,047
- Can I cry?
705
00:37:05,147 --> 00:37:07,348
- Yeah, I... I think you're
allowed to cry.
706
00:37:14,629 --> 00:37:17,709
- Gentlemen, this may be the finest
day in our lives.
707
00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:20,589
It may also be the last.
708
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:24,069
I didn't even wanna think about
facing college the next day.
709
00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:28,871
- Some say that bravery is merely
foolishness by another name.
710
00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:32,671
Gentlemen, we're about to find out
which is true.
711
00:37:33,631 --> 00:37:36,352
It's been an honor, serving with
every single one of you.
712
00:37:37,031 --> 00:37:39,111
Captain, the pleasure is ours.
713
00:37:39,631 --> 00:37:40,652
Chin chin, gentlemen.
714
00:37:40,752 --> 00:37:42,752
Chin chin!
715
00:37:49,713 --> 00:37:51,713
But maybe I just had to be brave.
716
00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,234
Face my fears.
717
00:37:56,034 --> 00:37:58,033
Like Kester pointed it out,
718
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,714
It wasn't like I had
any other options.
719
00:38:06,955 --> 00:38:09,015
- Apparently, they looked like
they were fucking.
720
00:38:09,115 --> 00:38:11,356
- Kirsty Fairclough said she could
smell it on them when they came out.
721
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:14,836
- In the disabled toilet? Finn Nelson?
722
00:38:15,276 --> 00:38:17,277
- Yeah, and this girl called Rae Earl.
723
00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:20,136
- And they just go in (?) for it.
724
00:38:20,237 --> 00:38:21,817
- Bollock naked.
725
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:23,017
- Honestly, mate!
726
00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:24,458
- Well, who was the girl then?
727
00:38:24,558 --> 00:38:26,777
- Rae Earl. Fat girl, first year.
728
00:38:26,877 --> 00:38:28,878
- What?
729
00:38:30,238 --> 00:38:32,239
- The magic fanny.
730
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,580
- Alright, Paul Daniels?
731
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,619
- What?
732
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,720
- Where's Debbie Mcgee?
733
00:38:53,402 --> 00:38:54,741
- Why Paul Daniels?
734
00:38:54,841 --> 00:38:56,221
- Allow me to explain.
735
00:38:56,321 --> 00:38:59,082
- Finn went out with Stacey
Stringfellow, for fuck's sake.
736
00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:02,042
- There's only one possible explanation.
737
00:39:02,402 --> 00:39:05,363
- Rae Earl has a magic fanny.
738
00:39:06,963 --> 00:39:08,963
- What's a magic fanny?
739
00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,764
- It's when you see good-looking lads
with ??? girls
740
00:39:14,364 --> 00:39:16,364
- They've got magic fannies.
741
00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:20,185
And Rae Earl has the fucking Paul
Daniels of magic fannies, mates.
742
00:39:20,285 --> 00:39:22,285
I am telling you that.
743
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:31,366
- Rae!
744
00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:42,948
Put your hands on something flat.
745
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,208
Put your hands on something flat!
746
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,392
- You alright babe?
747
00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:16,492
- Alright.
748
00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:19,093
- Well what happened?
749
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,053
- Are they kicking you out?
750
00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:25,814
- I just can't handle it.
751
00:40:26,534 --> 00:40:28,533
- What, college?
752
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,094
- Rae, you mean college, right?
753
00:40:31,574 --> 00:40:33,555
- Is everyone talking about it?
754
00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:35,654
- Well they'll get over it.
755
00:40:36,775 --> 00:40:38,775
- Are you seeing Finn tonight?
756
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,415
- That's exciting.
757
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,676
- I was thinking,
758
00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:48,776
- about the photos.
759
00:42:07,906 --> 00:42:09,727
It's easy to be brave,
760
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:13,228
and it's easy to be confident,
if you look good,
761
00:42:14,547 --> 00:42:16,548
if you feel sexy,
762
00:42:17,548 --> 00:42:19,549
and if you fit in.
763
00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,669
But that's not the world
I live in.
764
00:42:30,870 --> 00:42:31,910
And it's not just
that people stare
765
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:34,471
and call me names.
766
00:42:35,390 --> 00:42:37,510
that I can't fit in when we're together.
767
00:42:38,911 --> 00:42:41,972
It's that I'd rather break up
with the man of my dreams
768
00:42:42,072 --> 00:42:44,071
than take my clothes off
in front of him.
769
00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,272
Than let him touch me.
770
00:42:47,792 --> 00:42:50,272
Than let him soak me up
like I do him.
771
00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:54,233
So Kester might think
I'm running away.
772
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,193
but he gave me the options.
773
00:42:58,113 --> 00:42:59,773
And, in a way,
774
00:42:59,873 --> 00:43:01,874
I am facing my fears.
775
00:43:02,634 --> 00:43:03,694
I am doing the thing
776
00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:05,794
I'm most afraid of.
777
00:44:25,725 --> 00:44:26,825
And that, dear diary,
778
00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:29,165
is how I messed everything up.
779
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:34,166
I suppose I sorted
one thing out though.
780
00:44:36,926 --> 00:44:39,126
I knew where I felt most normal.
781
00:44:39,447 --> 00:44:41,447
I knew where I found the easiest
to fit in.
782
00:44:42,367 --> 00:44:44,367
I've been waiting for you to visit.
783
00:44:45,087 --> 00:44:47,268
Can we talk for a bit?
784
00:44:47,368 --> 00:44:49,368
You don't have to.
785
00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,888
- I'd like that.
786
00:45:04,010 --> 00:45:05,710
- Alright, alarm girl?
787
00:45:05,810 --> 00:45:07,810
- Alright, therapy Liam.
788
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,331
- You look like you could
do with a drink.
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