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Dear diary.
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Lust has taken over. No matter
what else is going on in my life,
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there's only one thing allowed
inside my head right now.
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And his name is Finn.
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And that's because I kissed him.
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Well, technically kissed him.
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Let me explain.
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As you know, I kissed Archie.
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This is before I knew he was gay,
so it still counts.
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Archie kissed a girl...
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reluctantly, called Tracey Croft.
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Tracey Croft shared a bit of her
kebab, and tongue, with Chop.
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Bleurgh!
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Chop unknowingly kissed Izzy
up near Rutland Waters.
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Whoever that was, can't kiss.
It's like kissing a bloody corpse.
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Izzy swapped lips minutes later
with a girl called Julia Fisher.
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That's how you kiss someone.
Oo-ooh!
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And finally, Julia Fisher kissed...
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my Finn.
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So there,
technically we've sort of kissed.
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Simple.
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Maybe you're in love.
I'm not in love!
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How many men do I fancy per week?
Well, this sounds different.
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It's not different
and I'm not in love.
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I don't even know him.
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I used to think he was shallow,
and maybe he is.
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Maybe I'm just confused because
I want him to tickle my kidneys.
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What's he like?
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Well, he's got this shy, but would-be
nuclear-in-bed thing going on.
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He really likes music and...
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Oh, bollocks! Hide!
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What the hell is he doing here?
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I thought you said he was shallow.
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I think I might be about
to commit a sex crime.
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I think I might be your accomplice.
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Bollocks!
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I'm in love, aren't I?
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Rae, it's Chloe... again.
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Look, we should meet up.
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We've got loads to chat about,
so please call me back.
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That's it.
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What the hell is going on?
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We've installed a chin-up bar
in your doorway.
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Why?
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Karim says it's the strongest
doorway in the house.
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You can't do that.
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Rae, he can't leave the house,
remember.
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He's got to stay in shape
if he wants to keep me interested.
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There's no point arguing with you,
is there?
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No, not really, not unless
you want to pay the mortgage.
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Dear diary, it's been over a decade
since a man's lived in this house
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and now I have a six-foot tall
Tunisian sweating in my doorway.
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I give it two weeks
before Mum scares him off.
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This came for you.
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Just look at my dad.
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My mum is so annoying
that when they split up,
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he moved to the Outer Hebrides.
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He's sent a couple of postcards
a year since I was six.
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He never leaves a return address.
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He says he doesn't want
to stand on my mum's toes.
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Dear Rae...
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I always imagine him
to have a Scottish accent.
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I'm not sure why.
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I think he was born in Derby.
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Just wanted to drop you a card
to say that I'm thinking of you.
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Stay out of trouble.
Lots of love, Victor.
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Dad.
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He always finishes
with a piece of life advice.
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PS, he who is dishonest
only ever lies to himself.
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The truthful path is the only one
that leads to happiness.
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Rae.
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What does that look mean?
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You mean you don't know.
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I thought you knew what was going on
in my head at every moment.
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Well, maybe I do
and I want you to tell me.
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I'm just...
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tired of being a phoney.
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I feel like I've been carrying around
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this big backpack of bullshit
for months.
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It's exhausting, you know?
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When I told Chloe I'd been ill,
I felt nervous.
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And then angry
because she walked out.
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But afterwards...
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I felt like I'd put down
the big bag of bullshit for a while.
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Relief. Right, relief.
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I want to be like...
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a new Rae.
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No more backpack. Exactly.
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And I want us
to be able to talk about anything.
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Be really honest with each other.
I mean...
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why not?
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I'm loving the new Rae.
So what do you want to talk about?
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First of all...
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I think I'm in love.
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Oh, oh. What happened?
I don't know.
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I feel... sick.
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I feel like I'm floating,
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like a warm breeze could just blow me
off the face of the earth.
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Oh, yes, sounds like love to me.
So?
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What do I do?
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Well, what would the new Rae do?
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New Rae needed a manifesto
of honesty.
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Tell Finn I kind of, sort of,
love him.
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Tell Chloe everything that happened.
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Tell everyone I was ill.
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This is crazy.
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He's like looking at porn.
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As if he's ever going to like me.
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Rae!
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What are you doing here?
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I just came for a walk.
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Just keeping it real,
keeping it busy.
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Real busy.
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So how was Knebworth, then?
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Crap. Liar.
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I were gutted you couldn't come.
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Finn...
I wanted to tell you something.
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I wanted to talk to you too,
actually.
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Look, I'm sorry I was a bit
of a dick when we first met.
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I just...
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I got you wrong, I guess.
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I didn't know you were sound.
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Finn!
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Anyway, look, I'd better go.
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Oh... my... Lord!
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I'm never using this hand again
for anything.
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Well...
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maybe for one thing.
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Rae, thank God, look, don't panic.
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Nobody is panicking,
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but me and Karim, we've got to
leave the country.
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What?
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We think someone's tipped off
Immigration.
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Who?
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Fucking Sally Crowther's mum.
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Tess, who works behind the Lottery
counter at Food Giant, right,
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says she's been asking questions
about the exotic man who lives here.
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What exactly do you mean,
you're leaving the country?
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I'm buggering off.
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Outside of England, to Tunisia.
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This is crazy.
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No, it's all right,
it's only for three nights.
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It's not like we're going on
holiday.
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Oh, Karim, make sure you
bring the camera.
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Camera.
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Right.
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I'm really not happy
about leaving you.
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Are you sure you're
going to be right?
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I'll be fine.
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Maybe I shouldn't go. Cos last time
you were on your own...
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It's not like last time.
I'm much better than I was.
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Mum, you're scaring me.
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Taxi man. Taxi man.
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Right... out of the way.
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No parties.
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I've asked Mrs Dewhurst to keep an
eye on you
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and I'm going to ring Kester
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to make sure he can bring forward
your second appointment. No parties.
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I've left a list of things
by the kettle.
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Go to the hospital
if you don't feel well.
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Bye, love.
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No parties.
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What should you do when the bane of
your existence
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finally pisses off for a bit?
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Hmm... maybe I'll just start with
a movie and some ice-cream.
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How long's she away for?
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She's back on Thursday.
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What's that?
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It's a present... to say sorry.
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I was a mess when you came round to
mine.
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Well, I was a twat. Really.
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Here.
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So...
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what happened with Stephen?
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Well, we dragged it out
for another three hours...
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is what happened.
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But I don't want to talk about that.
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So...
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So...
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I guess I never finished telling you
what happened to me.
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Well, you don't have to tell me
if you don't want to, it's fine.
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No, I want to.
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You said you hate yourself.
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I just, um...
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It was March.
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My mum was on nights.
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I'd be at school in the day,
I'd come back,
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my tea would be in the oven
with a note.
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I didn't see her for three or four
days.
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It was too quiet.
Time to think about things.
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My mind started screaming.
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Getting into weird patterns.
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Weird repetitions.
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Random bad thoughts.
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Something broke inside me.
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And the weight of one thing just
pulled everything else apart...
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everything else apart.
Pulled everything else apart.
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Rae...
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why did you do that?
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I don't know.
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Something must have made you do it.
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What were you thinking about?
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I don't know.
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I think sometimes people just go
crazy.
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But it doesn't matter.
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I'm not like that any more.
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I'm getting better.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I am.
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I've decided I'm going to tell
everyone.
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Why?
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I just feel like a phoney.
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I'm tired of having secrets.
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Rae, everyone's got secrets.
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I need to do this.
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For me.
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OK.
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One down, two to go.
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Bollocks to a saliva tree.
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I needed to give him
some of my real saliva.
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On whichever part of his body
he wanted.
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And if being honest
might make this happen,
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it was time to truth the fuck up.
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Anyway, then he hugged me.
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Shirtless?
Oh!
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He smelt of boy sweat and CK One.
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I thought my ovaries
were going to explode.
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So, are you still going to tell him
you like him?
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You're heading towards
the friend zone.
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What? You're heading towards
the friend zone.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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So this is basically the zone
where Finn's friends live.
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And this is the zone where Finn's
romantic possibilities live.
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And this...
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is you, Rae.
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Now, you're getting to know the guy
and you're gonna end up
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in one of these two areas.
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Now, tell me, which area do you want
to end up in?
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Tix? She wants to be in
the romantic zone.
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Correct, Tix, she wants to be
in the romantic zone.
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But at the moment, Rae,
you are heading over here.
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But we hugged.
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Exactly. Now, that's exactly my
point. Now, who do you ever hug, hm?
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Your gran, your mum, your mates.
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AKA, people you have
no romantic interest in whatsoever.
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So, go on then.
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How do I make it to
the romantic zone?
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Well, first off, as a general rule,
no hugging.
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OK? No... hugging.
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Then all you have to do
is act like you don't like him.
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Treat him mean to keep him keen.
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What, am I 11 years old or something?
It'll create tension,
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and tension... tension is the key
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to getting here.
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Why can't I just be honest with him?
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Look, take it or leave it.
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Danny knows what he's talking about.
Thanks, Dix.
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See me after class for some
extra-curricular shenanigans.
260
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,560
Tix, do you fancy him?
261
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,540
Chloe?
262
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,740
Have you ever heard of the friend
zone? Heard of it?
263
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,660
You're looking at it right now.
264
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,760
Do you think they like each other?
Izzy definitely likes Chop.
265
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,380
I reckon Chop likes Izzy,
I just don't think he knows it yet.
266
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,380
Do you think they'll ever go out
with each other?
267
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,620
I doubt it.
268
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,720
There's no way out of the
friend zone, Rae.
269
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,140
All right?
270
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,580
S-Stop. What?
271
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,680
I really need to talk to Archie.
272
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,220
What was all that about?
273
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,620
Right... so are you gonna tell me
what happened
274
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,460
with that guy that you fancy?
275
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,620
So... we kissed.
276
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,580
Ugh, filth!
277
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,140
But...
278
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,820
I just...
279
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,700
There was nothing.
280
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,580
What do you mean?
281
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,100
I'm shitting it, Rae.
282
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,200
I've kissed girls and I've kissed
boys and I felt nothing.
283
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,780
I'm starting to think
I've got no sexuality.
284
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,300
Archie, how can you have
no sexuality?
285
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,740
Especially when you're peeping
all the time.
286
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,900
I did that three times.
287
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,700
But you said it was...
All right!
288
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,800
Less than ten times.
289
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,640
I'm just a bit of a mess right now.
290
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,500
Archie, come here.
291
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,060
All right, love birds?
Hey, Chop.
292
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,740
Where's Finn?
293
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,180
He's gone off home to his mum.
His gran's not well.
294
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,540
Don't say owt, but he's pretty
cut up about it.
295
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,700
Here he is, the big knobhead.
296
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,980
What?
297
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,080
So, Raemundo, a little birdie
told me you've got an empty.
298
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,060
Chop!
What? I didn't tell her who told me.
299
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,900
Anyway... you know what
I'm thinking...
300
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,580
No, no parties.
301
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,340
I'm not talking any old party.
I'm talking a sexy party.
302
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,380
What's a sexy party? It's exactly
the same as a normal party,
303
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,740
but everyone brings sleeping bags
304
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,540
and no-one asks any questions
in the morning.
305
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,100
Oh, so it's basically like
a sleepover, yeah?
306
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,620
Can I borrow a duvet, Rae,
cos I haven't got a sleeping bag.
307
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,180
Oh, no, cos we're not having a party,
308
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,180
sexy or otherwise.
309
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,340
Oh, my God, Finn, show everyone
your love letter.
310
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,740
Huh?
311
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,340
Oh, who's that?
312
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,740
Finn's got an admirer.
313
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,100
What?
314
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,340
Let's see it. Get it out.
315
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,940
Pink.
316
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:44,980
Ooh!
317
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,660
"Dear Finn, you are so fit
and lovely.
318
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,460
"I want to make you mine.
319
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,300
"Love from... X."
320
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,500
Ooh!
321
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,600
Who would even send a love letter?
That is so stupid.
322
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,740
It's franked from Lincolnshire,
so it must be a local girl.
323
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,220
But all letters are stamped
"Lincolnshire"
324
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,300
if that's where they're delivered.
325
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,400
What? Letters are stamped where
they're sent from, not sent to.
326
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,380
You're not serious?
327
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,940
You're 16 years old
328
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,340
and you think letters are stamped
where they're sent... to?
329
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,440
It's what my mum said.
330
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,920
I'm joking.
331
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:01,200
Diary, maybe I wasn't the only one
with a backpack full of bullshit.
332
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,460
Maybe most people had at least
333
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,500
a pocket full of bullshit on them
at all times.
334
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,940
But that didn't mean everyone did.
335
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:14,040
And it didn't mean I had to.
336
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,720
In some ways, I never wanted to see
my mum's face ever again.
337
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,900
In some ways, I couldn't wait
for her to get back,
338
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,060
so I could finally destroy her.
339
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,860
Chop? "All right, Rae!"
340
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,240
So how do you host a sexy party?
341
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,720
"Whoo! Yes!"
342
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
All right, Rae?
343
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,620
Hey! Mwah!
344
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,620
All right, Rae. Give us a hug.
345
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,900
No.
346
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,820
I've got a no-hugging policy.
You just hugged Archie.
347
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,920
Yeah, I just implemented it
in the last few seconds.
348
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,300
What are you doing? I said come round
at seven. You're three hours early.
349
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,620
I just thought I'd give you
a bit of time to bed in.
350
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,720
Bed in? Chop, sexy parties aren't as
big as normal parties, are they?
351
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,460
No. It's very much
an intimate affair.
352
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,720
Just a few guests.
Don't you worry.
353
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,720
Chloe.
354
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,500
What?
355
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,620
- Nice one.
- What?
356
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,140
I've got a bit of a problem.
Well, what's up?
357
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,580
I've got therapy in an hour.
358
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,660
Skip it. I can't.
359
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,900
Right, so what are you going
to tell them, then?
360
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,140
Oh, bollocks to it,
I'm just going to tell them all.
361
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,300
Rae, I've thought about that
and I don't think you should.
362
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,740
Well, why not?
363
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,660
They're my friends, Chloe, they're
not going to judge me. You didn't.
364
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,180
Well, they might
treat you differently.
365
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,460
Besides, it is none
of their business.
366
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,740
But I'm sick of lying.
367
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,540
Rae, everyone lies.
368
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,500
I don't believe that.
Oh, Chloe, I can't believe that.
369
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,420
Rae, listen to me.
370
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,220
They might not understand.
371
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,060
Are you sure you want to take
that risk?
372
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,420
Look, don't.
373
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,900
Everyone...
Yeah, here we go.
374
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,380
I've, um... got to nip out for a bit.
375
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,940
So... don't trash the place.
376
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,260
What? Where are you going?
377
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,020
Um...
She's got to go to her uncle's.
378
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,380
Get some more booze.
379
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,780
Sweet. Sweet.
380
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,180
Here y'are, Rae.
381
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,140
I've got some tunes here
that you might not have.
382
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,220
Right, just stick them
by the rest of the CDs then.
383
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,220
But I don't step on your toes
music-wise.
384
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,500
I know how you like to think
385
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,180
you have that superior knowledge of
music and all that.
386
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,620
Yeah, right. Whatever.
387
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,720
I've got to go.
388
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Right. See you later, buddy.
389
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,460
Buddy? Buddy.
390
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,900
This is not good.
391
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,620
You are at the very brink of the
border of the friend zone.
392
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,980
You're at the checkpoint.
So what do I do?
393
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,340
You need tension,
you need to do something drastic.
394
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,440
You need to make him see you
in a romantic way.
395
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,140
I'll come to the party. I'll
pretend to be your ex-boyfriend.
396
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,740
I'll tell everybody how amazing
you were when we were going out.
397
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,140
How good in bed.
398
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,740
What? Why not?
399
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,980
Because it's just more bullshit.
400
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,660
I don't give a shit, that's why.
Please, keep your voice down.
401
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,580
This is where I work.
Don't tell me to keep my voice down.
402
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,340
What do you want me to say?
I don't want you to say anything.
403
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,980
I tried, there's no point.
404
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,060
What are we going to do about
the car? I need this for work.
405
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:41,160
Oh, for fuck's sake!
406
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,900
So how is the new Rae thing going?
407
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,580
I don't think everyone's ready
for the new Rae.
408
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,020
Well, they'd better start
getting ready.
409
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,380
So how are you coping
with your mum being away?
410
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,260
The first time you've been
on your own
411
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,060
since the night you came in, right?
412
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,700
Yeah, but that was only bad
413
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,800
because there was no-one there
to stop me sinking.
414
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,980
What started you sinking?
415
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,080
I was just alone and... miserable.
416
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,300
It's just random bad thoughts,
isn't it?
417
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,940
No.
418
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,300
Behaviour...
419
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,260
it's not chaotic.
420
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,660
Being on your own that night
was just a trigger.
421
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,060
What we need to figure out is
why you don't like yourself.
422
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,660
We need to start digging deeper,
looking at things in your past
423
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,820
and seeing how you've made sense
of them,
424
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,840
things you might not have thought
about for years.
425
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,940
You said that being honest
made you feel better.
426
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,780
Well, this is about being
really honest.
427
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,780
Painfully so.
428
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,880
About being honest with yourself.
429
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,820
You know you can talk to me
about stuff, don't you?
430
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,980
What do you mean?
I mean...
431
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,940
what have you been up to
the last few days?
432
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,060
Oh, not much, my life
isn't as interesting as yours.
433
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,380
Has anything happened?
434
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,660
No, nothing's happened.
435
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,860
My life's very dull.
436
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,960
So, we can talk about anything
as long as it's to do with me,
437
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,340
that's just the way it is?
438
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,220
I'm sorry,
have I missed something here?
439
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,820
Just forget it.
440
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,180
OK, let's go back
to the night you came in.
441
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,500
Let's just start examining how you
were feeling,
442
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,220
what you were thinking.
443
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,420
I can't remember.
444
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,140
You can't remember what happened?
445
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,500
No.
446
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,580
Well, that's quite common.
A lot of people have...
447
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,060
'Why should you be honest?
448
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,380
'Why should you ever tell anyone
anything?
449
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,180
'Adults will tell you
that you should always be truthful,
450
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,460
'but they're as full of it
as everyone else.'
451
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,020
but it's all in there somewhere.
452
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,180
I'm sure it is.
453
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,280
Look, can we finish early,
I've got something on.
454
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,260
Chop.
455
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:30,020
Chop. Chop!
456
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,100
What happened?
457
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,660
Yeah, the numbers seem
to have swelled up a bit,
458
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,940
but I know everyone here personally.
459
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,020
I can vouch for every one of them.
Who's that, then?
460
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,140
Hannah.
461
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,540
All right, who's that?
462
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,060
Hannah.
463
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,060
All right, so I don't know everyone.
464
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,160
For example,
he's definitely not from Stamford.
465
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,060
Danny.
Oh, here she is.
466
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,380
I've been telling everybody about
when we were going out, you know.
467
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,620
Our romantic break in Staffordshire.
You did what?
468
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,500
Anyway, like I said,
469
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,860
even though we bought a two-day pass
for Alton Towers,
470
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,180
we didn't really want to leave
the hotel room.
471
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,500
I've still never been
on the Corkscrew.
472
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,140
Rae, that is so wild.
473
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,240
Good... good times.
474
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,220
Next thing I know,
we were at reception
475
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,660
and she said,
"Can you keep the noise down a bit?
476
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,940
"We've had complaints
from next door."
477
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,740
That's a load of bollocks, that,
isn't it?
478
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,660
Isn't it?
479
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,540
Why didn't you tell me you were
going out
480
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,020
with someone at the hospital?
481
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,140
How do you know he's
from the hospital?
482
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,620
I don't know, he's a bit odd.
483
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,020
I said to just turn the TV up,
484
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,420
or just enjoy the park,
485
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,520
like the rest of the people
who do it, know what I mean?
486
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,180
Listen, Rae, please don't make
me leave.
487
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,220
It's so boring back at the hospital.
488
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,340
Danny...
489
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,940
Listen, I've been telling everyone
what an amazing lover you are.
490
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,820
You know, not too gentle
and not too strong,
491
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,060
that perfect harmonious pitch
between giving and greedy.
492
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,980
Right, Danny, you can stay.
493
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,220
Just... just don't do anything crazy.
494
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,140
But I am crazy.
I've got a certificate
495
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,060
from the Government that proves it.
496
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,160
Listen, do they all know
that you've been ill?
497
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,340
I'm going to tell them in
my own time.
498
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,580
Just promise me, yeah?
499
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,680
I promise, Scout's honour.
500
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,500
Archie, who has he been talking to?
501
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,020
I don't know.
502
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,120
But I think he might have found out
who sent him that love letter.
503
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,660
Rae, mind if I use your phone
to ring home?
504
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,180
There's one in my mum's room.
505
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,280
I'm going to freshen up,
so I'll show you where it is.
506
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,100
You're being way too subtle.
507
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,100
Remember, he's a boy,
we don't do subtle.
508
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,200
Ignore him, you need tension.
509
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,940
Is this where the party is?
510
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,620
Come on, we ain't gonna
cause any trouble.
511
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,980
Everything all right here, Rae?
512
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,100
Who's this mickey?
513
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,380
I'm her ex-boyfriend.
514
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,500
Jesus, you poor fucker!
515
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,700
Is there going to be a problem here?
516
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,500
Yeah, there is going to be
a problem.
517
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,180
What are you going to do
about it?
518
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,540
I don't know.
I'm a bit mental, you see.
519
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,740
I'm a bit unpredictable.
Right, well,
520
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,700
why don't you piss off inside
before I get unpredictable?
521
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,900
What do you lot want?
522
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,980
Nothing, I just want to have
a drink.
523
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,500
You're not welcome.
524
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,020
I told my brother
about Finn last week
525
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,660
and he said if any of you
touch me again,
526
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,980
he's gonna knock you out.
527
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,380
Yeah, well, you're not coming in.
528
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,980
I guess we'll just have to stand
here all night.
529
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,400
Jog on, you big bunch of fannies.
530
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,340
You fuckin' scumbag!
531
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,440
Go on, fuck off!
532
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,240
Right, right, we'll have a couple
of rounds of normal spin the bottle,
533
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,900
just as a warm-up.
534
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Then we can spice things up a bit.
535
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,100
You know he only organises
things like this
536
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,340
so he can get off with someone,
don't you?
537
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,420
Rae.
538
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,060
Rae!
539
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,980
What?
540
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,420
Seriously, are you deaf?
541
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,980
How? I couldn't hear you.
542
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,300
Of course you could hear me.
543
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,460
Right, one, two, three.
544
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,640
Ohhhhh!
545
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,940
The almighty Barnstaple!
Yes!
546
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,260
Next one.
547
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,360
Ohhhh!
548
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,660
Archibald.
549
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,620
I'm not even playing, mate, no.
550
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,720
No.
551
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,860
So... so who's this Danny guy then?
552
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,260
What's it to you?
553
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,340
It's nowt to me, I just wondered
554
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,940
what school he went to
or if he's from around here.
555
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,540
No, he's not from around here.
556
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,740
Ready?
557
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,840
Ohhhhhhh!
558
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,940
Again. Whoa, whoa, yeah.
559
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,540
Go and get me a drink. What?
560
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,120
Quick, now.
Get your own drink.
561
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,760
Go on, lad, get in there!
562
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,420
Right, right, no messing about.
563
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,980
We're upping the stakes.
564
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,180
Couples have to go into the landing
cupboard together, for a minute.
565
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,280
No exceptions, you cheeky little...
566
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,880
Ohhhhhhh!
567
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,500
Raemundo!
568
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,620
She's only going in the cupboard
of lust.
569
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,500
But who will it be with?
570
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,860
Whoo!
571
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,960
One, two, three.
572
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,620
'I wished for Archie.
573
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,780
'We could just go in there and
chat.
574
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,700
'I wished for Chop,
just a friendly fumble.
575
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,180
'I just wished for someone
576
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,460
'who wouldn't be disappointed that
they had the kiss me.
577
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,500
'Oh, my God!
578
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,460
'What if it's Finn?
579
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,340
'What if my breath smells?
580
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,980
'What if I burp in his mouth?
581
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,080
'It won't be Finn, it won't be Finn,
it won't be Finn.
582
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,480
'Oh, shit!'
583
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,180
Rae?
584
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,820
Yeah.
585
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,980
Why are you being
such a complete knobhead to me?
586
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,100
Sorry?
587
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,940
Did I do something to annoy you?
588
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,260
No, I just...
589
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,980
Then why are you mugging me off
all the time?
590
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,260
I apologised for being a bit funny
when they first met,
591
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,900
but that's because
I didn't know you.
592
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,700
Now, one minute
you're dead nice to me
593
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,900
and the next you're just being
totally rude.
594
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,900
I'm not trying to be rude.
595
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,780
Then maybe it just comes naturally
to you.
596
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,740
I thought we were getting on.
597
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,100
30 seconds left, love birds.
598
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,940
It's not as simple as that, is it?
599
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,980
It is as simple as that, Rae.
600
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,420
Either we're friends
or we're not friends.
601
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,100
Maybe I don't want to be your friend.
602
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,780
You what?
603
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,940
Maybe...
604
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,660
I don't want to be your friend.
605
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Why not?
606
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,320
Hey-hey! Right, who's next?
607
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,100
I'm not being funny,
but can we stop playing this now?
608
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,860
No, I haven't kissed anyone yet.
609
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,860
Are you even capable of still
kissing someone?
610
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,220
I don't think anyone else
is playing.
611
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,220
I'm playing.
612
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,860
Well, great, you two kiss
each other then.
613
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,180
Everyone else can just chill out.
614
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,340
What?! Izzy?
615
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,440
Jesus!
616
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,980
Eww!
617
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,940
It's like kissing a corpse.
618
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Ugh! Minging!
619
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,460
Chop.
620
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Where's Finn?
621
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,400
Finn?
622
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,440
Oh, shit.
623
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Oh, Finn, I'm so sorry.
624
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,340
Sorry.
625
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Oh, it's all right.
626
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,620
I thought you weren't having
a party.
627
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,720
I wanted to piss my mum off.
628
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,620
Are you all right?
629
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,860
Yeah, I suppose.
630
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,500
You'd have liked my nan.
631
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,600
She was always talking about
something.
632
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,660
What are you trying to say?
633
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,260
Nothing. Just... you're always
banging on about it.
634
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,500
You cheeky bas...
635
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,860
No, in a good way.
636
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,940
I like it.
637
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,500
I like talking to you.
638
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,600
And I don't like talking to anybody.
639
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,700
So are we all right?
640
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Yeah. We're all right.
641
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,100
Are you all right?
642
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,060
You seem happy today.
643
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,660
I'm gay, Rae.
644
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,980
Are you pleased about it?
645
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,080
I'm fucking delirious.
646
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,100
Here it is, Churchill.
647
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,980
Where's Tix?
648
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,140
It was... it was something about...
649
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,420
- Danny?
- Danny, it's Rae.
650
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,500
I've had a great time.
651
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,620
It's just nice to get out of the
hospital, isn't it?
652
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:31,620
It was noisy, wasn't it?
It was... it was something.
653
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,180
Yeah.
654
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,260
It was about something, wasn't it?
It was nice.
655
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,980
Loud.
Yeah. Right, come on.
656
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,260
Noise.
657
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,360
Music.
658
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,240
All right?
659
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,940
Will he be all right?
660
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,620
Yeah, he's fine.
661
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,340
Do you need your hat back?
662
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,100
No, mate, it's yours.
You can keep it.
663
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,980
All right, I'll see you later.
See you.
664
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,740
Thanks.
665
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,580
Bye. Bye.
666
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,380
Oh, bye.
667
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,540
Yeah.
668
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,640
I'll give you a ring this week,
yeah? All right, cool.
669
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,740
I hope he's going to be all right.
670
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,180
Yeah, he'll be fine
when he gets back.
671
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,280
Chloe, listen, I was thinking,
you know about me telling everyone?
672
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,300
Let's just keep it between us.
673
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,400
OK.
674
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,440
So, what happened with you and Finn
in the cupboard last night?
675
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,300
It was interesting.
676
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,400
Can I tell you something?
What?
677
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,980
It was me who sent the letter
to Finn.
678
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,620
What? When did you do that?
679
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,940
When I broke up with Stephen.
680
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,500
I just... wanted to feel normal.
681
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,020
You know, be involved
in something normal.
682
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,940
Does that even make sense?
No.
683
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,540
The more time I spent with him this
week, I don't know, I just...
684
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,140
I think there's something about him.
D'you know what I mean?
685
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,180
Definitely not.
686
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,060
Watch this space, anyway.
No.
687
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,660
What? What?
688
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,760
Do you like anyone at the minute?
689
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,980
No.
690
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,080
No. No.
691
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,140
'Maybe some bullshit is best
kept in your pocket.
692
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,140
'Or your backpack.
693
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:05,240
'Or even your Olympic-sized
swimming pool.'
694
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,420
The weather here is relentless.
695
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,720
They've called off the local games -
no caber tossing for this year.
696
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,220
I don't know if you've heard of
a rock band called Oasis.
697
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,700
Anyway, I'm rockin'
out. You'd be embarrassed.
698
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,460
I hope school is OK.
699
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,300
I was terrible at school.
700
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,700
Don't feel bad if you get frustrated
with your exams,
701
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,300
it's a really difficult time.
702
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,140
But know that I love you
and care about you so much,
703
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,180
even though it may not seem like it.
704
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,060
Hiya, chuck!
705
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,780
Hello.
We're back.
706
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,100
Oh, my God!
707
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,200
Right, I'm going to put a brew on.
Karim, tell her.
708
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,140
Er... we are...
709
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,220
Married!
710
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,740
Yes, marriage.
711
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,900
Married!
712
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,980
Well, what do you think about it,
Rae? No more sneaking about.
713
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,900
Karim can stay.
What do you think?
714
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I know it's a bit sudden,
but we had no choice, really.
715
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Is everything all right?
716
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,280
What?
717
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,560
Congratulations.
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