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What? Why are you staring at me?

I'm not staring at you. I'm like your shirt.

What about my shirt?

I can't.

It's like bugging me. Is that your nipple like sticking out?

Why are you even looking that hard?

Don't be so weird.

Come on. It is. What the fuck?

Why are you not wearing like a bra or something?

It's not that big of a deal. Like you don't wear a bra with this kind of

It's just like how it is.

Your nipple just sticks out?

Like in public?

I mean, why would they make the shirt like this if it wasn't supposed to be

that, you know?

Stop being weird. Stop.

Don't. I'm not being gross. I just, like, what if I was walking around with,

like, my fucking crocheted bottoms with my fucking dick hanging out?

Well, that would be weird. This isn't weird. This is normal.

Nipples and dicks are, like, the same thing.

No, they're not.

Stop.

Stop. Cover that shit up.

Don't throw shit at me. Don't. You fucking just kicked me in the nuts.

I didn't do that. What are you talking about?

You're kicking the blanket off and you're kicking me in the fucking balls.

I didn't even, like, my foot did not touch your balls.

They kind of fucking hurt now.

Really?

Whatever.

I'm not being a baby about it either. Like, it fucking hurts when your balls

kicked.

Okay, well what? Does that mean you have like blue balls or something? Like

what? What is it?

Is that what blue balls is?

I don't know. Like what?

Stop. I don't know.

I bet you like it.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

Stop.

Oh my god, you like it.

Oh my god, are you harsh?

Are you getting tired of this?

I don't know. Kind of.

Do you want to keep going?

Yeah.

You're such a weirdo.

I mean, you kicked him. You have to take care of him. You have to kiss him.

Have to kiss it? Yeah, you have to kiss it.

Otherwise we'd have blue balls.

You're crazy.

Just keep doing this, though.

Otherwise you'll have bad karma.

Really? Yeah, for violence.

Who told you that?

Bad karma. Yeah, because you kicked me in the balls. I did not. You're going to

have bad karma for lying.

Okay, all right. Well, you did kick me a little bit.

Like enough to where it kind of hurt.

Do your balls even hurt?

No,

not anymore.

Oh, they're so good now.

They're so good now because you like it.

I feel so good.

Yeah?

I mean, like, do you want to kiss it?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Come on, I feel like... I feel like that would be kind of...

No one has to know.

Okay, maybe just a little.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Just don't be weird.

I'm not going to be weird. I just think that you're tough.

Okay, it is kind of cool, but I don't know.

I was just like, I'm going to stop staring at it.

That's not my problem.

Oh, God.

Just kiss it?

Yeah, just one kiss is fine.

Unless you want more.

Maybe a couple.

Wow, you're really hard

Thank you.

for doing this.

I can't believe you're doing this.

I know.

But it's kind of fun.

What if I just took this off?

Well, I've pretty much already seen at least part of your boobs.

Yeah, it's not a big deal, right?

I just want to kiss it better

You should kick me in the balls more often.

Oh my god, stop.

I can't believe I've never done this before.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. Yeah.

Have you ever thought about this?

Maybe. Really?

Mm -hmm. That's so fucked up of you.

Shut up.

You're the weird one.

No, I've thought of this too.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I just thought you'd be fucking so pissed if you found out.

Why?

I don't know.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Do you think maybe it's your turn to take your pants off?

Maybe.

But I'm embarrassed. I'm not wearing any panties.

You're barely wearing anything.

I'm surprised you're even wearing socks.

It's just uncomfortable.

That's really good.

do anything else or is this too much?

What do you mean too much? I like it. I'm having fun.

Are you?

Yeah, definitely.

Okay.

You want to keep going?

Yes.

What should we do?

Can I fuck you?

Yes.

See ya.

Try it both.

Try

slower.

You're crazy.

Yes. All right, we can stop.

No, I can't. While we're at it.

No, I can't. Hi, I'm crying, yeah. Thank you.

You're like my feet.

You're like my feet.

I'm just that obvious.

I've never tasted myself before.

I really wanted to try it.

It's good.

Can I fuck you again?

Yes. Yeah?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

No.

Yeah. Whoa.

That is so fucking tight.

You like yourself too?

You've ruined the whole thing.

Let me just tease you a bit.

Let's get on with it.

try something.

Can you sit down? Okay.

What is this?

No, just sit.

Okay. Okay.

Want to try a blowjob?

Just enjoy it.

Don't touch me.

That's hot.

Okay, it's always in the way.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Is this what you wanted?

Don't tell anyone.

Wow.

Oh, my God. That's so hot. Did you like it? Yes. Holy fuck.

Oh, shit. Now what?

I don't know. You should probably clean up.

Yeah, let's go to the shower. Okay.