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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:19,349 Hey, Captain. 2 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:22,290 Oh, hey, what's up, Mom? Nothing. I'm just getting to work. I'm a little late. 3 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:26,610 I'm supposed to be there at 9, but... Oh, yeah, you've got to be going. Yeah, 4 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,488 know. 5 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:30,750 I wanted to know, would it be okay if Victor came through? We're going to put 6 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,930 some video games on. Yeah, of course. I'm working with his mom, so I'll just 7 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:36,930 tell him... I'll tell her to pick him up here. Oh, awesome. Cool. Oh, before I 8 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:38,750 forgot, did you schedule that physical? 9 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:42,870 Ugh, I mean, I feel fine. I don't know why I have to go hate doctors. 10 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,040 Nobody really likes doctors, but we have to go to them, right? 11 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,700 Do I have to? Yeah, you do. 12 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,500 Fine. 13 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:53,980 I'll do it. Okay. 14 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:55,859 See you later. 15 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:56,860 Later, Mom. 16 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,540 Dude, I am going to wreck your ass so hard. I'm going to fucking use your 17 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,459 like a fucking hat. You're exhausting. 18 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,600 Oh, such a pain. 19 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,458 Hey, honey. 20 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:09,460 What's up, Mom? Hi. 21 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,680 So, how was the doctor? 22 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,340 Yeah. 23 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,560 It was good. Great. 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,820 Yeah. You hate the doctor. How was it good? 25 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,440 It was a little cooler. 26 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,200 Yeah, it was a chill doctor. 27 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,720 What kind of tests did they do? 28 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,100 You know, the usual. Mouth swab. 29 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,480 Yeah. Cat swab. 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,760 You know better than I do. 31 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,140 Reflexes. Breathe. 32 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,120 That stuff, you know. You didn't go? 33 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,360 No, totally not. No, you didn't go. I know you're fucking lying to me. 34 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:38,699 Totally went. 35 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,600 Yeah, it was great. No, you didn't. Good times. 36 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,260 You're a horrible liar. 37 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,500 Fuck, man. 38 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,380 You're horrible liars. Yeah. 39 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,360 Whatever. 40 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,600 I'll call them tomorrow. 41 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,960 No. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. No, there's no tomorrow. 42 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:55,640 There's no tomorrow? We're doing this checkup now. 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,480 Now? Yeah. 44 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:02,300 We're both qualified to do it. And we're not letting this go another day because 45 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:05,000 this is ridiculous. You had one job today. 46 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,020 You could have had the doctor. And you couldn't do it. You could have had the 47 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,360 doctor do it, but now your mom has to do it. Yeah. It's a great idea. 48 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,680 Totally good idea, Mom. I respect the initiative, but. 49 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,960 You had one job and you couldn't do it. So guess what? Now it's my way. 50 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,620 Come on. And now I'm going to do it. 51 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,520 Let's just let him do it. 52 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:28,420 Fine. Whatever. It'll be quick. It'll be. Yeah, whatever. You know, so check 53 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:31,380 breathing. Knock it out. Check our heart rate. All right. Fine. 54 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,660 All right. Sit up. 55 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,990 I need you to take deep breaths. 56 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:40,970 Okay. 57 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,310 Okay. 58 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,090 Again. 59 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:49,650 Now cough. 60 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,590 A little harder, please. 61 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:54,690 Okay, good. 62 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:56,450 Seems to check out. 63 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:59,470 Okay, honey, so I need to check your breathing, okay? 64 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:02,170 All right. All right, take a deep breath in. 65 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,680 Good. Take a deep breath in. 66 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,680 Good. 67 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,960 All right. Take a deep breath in. 68 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,420 All right. Give me a good cough. 69 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,780 Good. Your lungs sound healthy. 70 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,080 All right. We done that? 71 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,600 No. It's not over yet. All right. So now I'm going to test your reflexes. 72 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:35,700 All right, how did that feel? 73 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,380 It felt like you hitting me in the knee, but, you know, I guess we're all good 74 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,380 now, right? We're done? 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,720 No, we're not. 76 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,480 Okay, so now I'm going to check your reflexes. 77 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Okay. 78 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:47,740 Good. 79 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,260 Good. 80 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,600 Can you see this one? 81 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,140 Good. Ouch. 82 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,400 Then didn't it hurt? 83 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,719 We don't know. 84 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,660 No. All right, so now I'm going to check your blood pressure, okay? 85 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,240 Okay. 86 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,400 Good. Alright. 87 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,660 Now last test. 88 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,640 I hate this one. 89 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,540 Open up and say ah, okay? 90 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,700 Ah. Ah. 91 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,580 Okay, everything's fine back here, but you need to floss better. 92 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:42,360 Whatever. Okay, so now I have to take your reflex for your tongue. 93 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,200 Okay, open wide. 94 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,720 Ah. 95 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,620 Good. 96 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,920 That wasn't that bad. 97 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,280 Yeah, not that bad. 98 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:56,010 All right, so... That's it? We're done? Finally? No. 99 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:57,270 Unfortunately, 100 00:04:57,510 --> 00:05:01,690 the next part, we're going to have to see their penis. 101 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:03,270 What? 102 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,270 Yeah. No, I'm not okay with that. No, no, no, no. It's so weird, Mom. 103 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,349 Come on. 104 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,490 Well, we can swap. 105 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,170 I don't... We can switch. 106 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:15,490 Just let me feel a little less weird. A little less weird? 107 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,070 Yeah. Let's just get this shit done, dude. 108 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,920 Okay, so now I gotta unbutton these. 109 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 Okay. 110 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,900 Okay, looks healthy. 111 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:41,820 Alright. 112 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,060 You have any pain anywhere? 113 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,320 No. Can you put it away now? No. 114 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,280 Alright, give me a good cough. 115 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,920 Good. 116 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,500 Hmm. 117 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,930 Does that feel fine? Nothing hurts? 118 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:23,690 Yeah, everything's fine. Okay. 119 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,210 Cough for me? 120 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,810 And that doesn't hurt? 121 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:36,129 No, ma 'am. 122 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,130 Okay. 123 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:40,590 Well, I sure am taking your time. 124 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,890 You have to inspect every part of you. 125 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,450 Yeah, make sure it's healthy. 126 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,770 I think it's pretty healthy. 127 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:52,230 I inspect it pretty much three times every night. 128 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:54,150 Me too, man. 129 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,250 I know, I wash your clothes. 130 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,710 How's your exam going? 131 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:05,090 Good. So, we still have to collect the stuff, though, right? 132 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:09,870 Yeah, how's the exam going, though? Good. Good? Okay, yeah. This thing is 133 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,410 functional. Okay, good. 134 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,250 Yeah, so is your sentence. 135 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,090 Okay, so... 136 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:20,240 How about I take the specimen from your son, and you'll take the specimen from 137 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,119 my son? 138 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,440 Okay. Yeah, let's do that. That'd be weird, you know? Yeah. 139 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,760 Okay. Okay. 140 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,160 Um, specimen? 141 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,460 Oh, we're gonna milk you. 142 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,060 What? Milk? 143 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:36,500 Yeah. Yeah, we have to drain it, so, um... We have to drain it. We can get a 144 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,580 sample. We can get a sample and take them to the lab. 145 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,340 I've never heard that before. 146 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,740 Just take a seat. It's gonna be tough. Just sit down. 147 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,740 Okay. You ask too many questions. 148 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,500 Yeah, yeah. It's often. 149 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:57,220 Is this one of those procedures that gets done for every physical once you 150 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,220 that age? 151 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,580 No. No. 152 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,160 It's a standard procedure. You look very healthy. 153 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:10,260 How's it going? 154 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,380 Good. Is he healthy? 155 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,100 Yeah. Good. 156 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:15,810 How about yours? 157 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,110 Yeah, it's very healthy. 158 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:18,370 Yeah? 159 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:25,790 Can't wait to milk him. 160 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:32,510 We're just going to make sure we get all the milk out, okay? 161 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:38,150 Okay. You're not milking, like, a whole bunch of guys at work, are you? 162 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,630 I'm not sure whether it's any of your business. 163 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,960 All right, doctor, patient, confidentiality. 164 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,540 Are you 165 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:56,340 comfortable? 166 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,800 Yeah, I really am comfortable. 167 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,270 Everything feels perfect. 168 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:18,910 Is that good? 169 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,850 You have to get this once a year, okay? 170 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:57,430 Once a year, alright. 171 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,800 I don't know why we were cleaning this off. 172 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I know. 173 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,980 Now you see what you were missing. 174 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:45,120 Yeah. You might 175 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,480 come back every six months then. 176 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,700 Check up every two weeks. 177 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:54,540 Does it usually take you a long time to do this? 178 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,660 No, not really. 179 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,340 This is much more physical than I was expecting. 180 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,880 Yeah, they trained us for this in medical school. 181 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,740 She has her own profession. 182 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,660 Yeah, we're specially trained. 183 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:15,260 Your mom's very good at her job. 184 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,030 Oh, shit. 185 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,350 There's different techniques to this. 186 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,010 Oh really? 187 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,150 Yeah. 188 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,330 Yeah Yeah, 189 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,850 now we have an alternate form of milking 190 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,620 How do you propose I'm doing that, if not through this? 191 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,240 Oh, we have our methods. We have another idea. 192 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,240 Okay, see ya. 193 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,380 Dude, 194 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,220 I can see your mom's boobs. 195 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,020 Dude, I can see your mom's boobs. 196 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:49,940 Oh, my God. 197 00:14:56,180 --> 00:15:01,380 Your mom's got a nice house. 198 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,460 Dude, look at your mom's house. 199 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:04,780 Oh, 200 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:12,700 my 201 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,660 God. 202 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,530 Should we get back to our milking? 203 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:38,830 Should 204 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:54,050 we 205 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,050 start the next phase? 206 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,180 What's the next phase? 207 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:07,360 Don't worry about that. I need you to put your 208 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,360 penis in my pussy. 209 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,960 You might as well come from here. 210 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,690 He's actually getting wet, Mom, real quick. 211 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:05,070 Don't make it weird. 212 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,340 Your pussy gets really wet when you have your thug dick in your mouth 213 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:38,850 Oh, I finally feel so good. 214 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280 Wow. 215 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,800 So that's what I've been flipping out on all these years? Yeah, I tried to tell 216 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,320 you, but you won't fucking listen. 217 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,780 Jesus, 218 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:57,980 mom! 219 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080 This is really good. 220 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,780 Don't think that this is my idea. 221 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,800 How's my mom looking at you? 222 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:33,670 do it bro 223 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,500 to the physical. 224 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:56,070 Saturday Night Live. 225 00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:30,410 Cheers. Cheers. 226 00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:34,830 Well, now what are you going to do with a specimen? 227 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:37,530 Was this all a setup? 228 00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:39,650 I thought you had to go to the doctor. 229 00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,790 We're going to have to do another physical, I guess. 230 00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:44,050 Again? 231 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:46,890 Again. Oh, Jesus. 232 00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:49,908 That's fine. 233 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:50,970 You know what? Whatever. 234 00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:52,770 It's not so bad getting our physical. 235 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:54,370 It wasn't a bad physical. 236 00:41:54,690 --> 00:41:56,890 Nah. We've got to send him off for results. 237 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,390 Yeah. 238 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:01,680 Thanks, Mom. 239 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:02,980 You're welcome. 240 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,620 I always know best. 15549