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Hello? Hi.

Yes, hi. My name is Carmela. I'm actually just calling to make sure that

reservation for our time here is set up.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah. Go ahead and take a minute to look it up.

Yes, hi.

Oh, yes. So our reservation is for three weeks from today, and there's going to

be four of us.

One second, sir. Just one second.

Hey,

what the?

Go get the vacuum and clean up. You're going to break my new headphones.

coming. And we need to talk about potential.

We need to talk about vacation. Let's go.

Wait, what?

He's coming?

Now? Hold on. One second. Just one second.

Yes. Okay? They're coming right now. Mom, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing

right now.

No. There's no way. Just one second, sir. You know what? Let me give you a

back. All right?

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Mom, what?

What's the problem? I'm not going on vacation with him.

Hell, I'm not. Yes, you are. You guys have never gotten along, and I don't

why, but either way, they're coming right now. We're going to discuss it,

need you to clean this up right now. Now?

Now. Mom, what the fuck?

Let's go.

Let's go. Chop -chop.

These kids are driving me insane.

Why do we have to go there? I mean, Johnny's so freaking annoying.

Well, she's my best friend, and we're going to go and spend some time. Why

you guys ever get along?

She's your best friend, not mine. Like, why do I have to get along with them?

Well, you have to learn how to get along with people later in life anyways. You

can't just act like a kid for the rest of your life because you've always been

an only child. Oh, my God.

Johnny is an obnoxious brat.

He is not that obnoxious.

Have you seen his face?

What does it have to do with anything?

It's just annoying.

It's just annoying as fuck.

I can't. Look, you can deal with this for just a little bit of time while I

spend time with my friend.

Whatever, man.

Oh, my God.

You'll get over it.

You'll be able to... Can't you guys play, like, some games or something?

Don't you guys... You have some stuff in common, right? Like, video games. Can't

you play one of those?

I mean, like...

He cheats at everything. Even when we try to play something, when I try to get

along with him, he's always cheating or making the rules or just trying to do it

his way. I just, I can't. I can't deal with that kid.

What about talking about girls?

What about that?

Can't you guys do some kind of guy stuff if you don't like playing games with

him? Johnny doesn't know anything about girls.

Johnny doesn't know anything about girls.

Well, you know what? You're going to learn how to deal with it today. Just

few hours, okay?

Like, stop.

I don't want to hear anything else from you and stop throwing a little temper

tantrum. Look, just deal with it and I'll take you for ice cream or something

afterwards, okay?

Yes,

you can have chocolate.

I said I need maid.

That's what I thought. Well, you need to squash that now because we're going on

vacation and I don't want to deal with the drama.

I really don't.

Okay? I need a break. I need a vacation.

So you two need to be friends. You need to get along.

clean this up, and start acting like a goat. Okay, but mom, you seem to forget

that he stole my baseball cards and stuff, and he always took my video games

never returned them. Listen, you're not a saint either. If I remember correctly,

he broke his phone, okay? So listen, squash it. Day one of friendship begins

today. Clean this up for me and go to the mountain and put it behind.

Mom, but I don't... I don't think the kid's good news.

Like, he literally, like, smokes cigarettes and, like, he stinks and

all that stuff.

Listen, Carmen's my best friend, okay? I need you guys to get up.

Are you serious?

Johnny! Johnny!

Turn the vacuum off. I'm ready.

What side are you on, Mom?

I don't want to go to this timeshare thing with Navy.

He's gonna bug me and bully me and stuff. He always acts like... And you

so listen.

I need you guys to pick this mess up and get along, okay?

He always acts like I'm the younger sibling and stuff. And, like, he's not

older than me and stuff. It's just because I'm short.

Oh, my God.

Don't fuck up.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

What?

Go clean up.

Okay? God. We'll be here in five minutes.

God, look at him pulling up with all his tattoos and stuff. He's such a thug,

Mom. Like,

look, he has that stupid grin on his face. Just wave and be nice, okay? Just

behave on your best behavior.

There you go.

Mm -hmm.

Hey!

Oh, my God.

Hey, baby girl! How are you? Oh, you look beautiful!

Did you get the reservation? Yes, I did.

Everything's all set. We're ready to go. Oh, okay.

Oh, you guys say hi to each other? Yeah.

What did I tell you about that?

Listen,

today, you guys are friends.

Stop. Okay?

I don't want to hear friends.

Go play video games or something.

The Lord knows you don't do homework. Trust me, he's such a cheater.

You know what? I couldn't have said it better myself.

Go. Make friends.

It tastes good.

I'm glad you like it. I got the one that you had recommended.

Yeah.

It's amazing. It's changed my life. But let me tell you these details.

So we're going to be, we're booked for three days, four nights. Okay.

There's four rooms.

Oh, perfect.

But. I was thinking if the guys are getting along, they can do the bump -in.

Yes. That would be great. And that would give us more room to kind of run out

and do our own thing. And we'd have our me time just in case.

Exactly. We all have our own bathroom time. Yes. Okay. Except they have to

that. They would have to share. Oh, that's okay.

They're boys. They'll get it. They'll get it. Yeah.

Boys will be boys. Yeah. It's about to happen. It's a matter of time, you know?

Well, eventually, yeah.

They'll realize that they're more like them.

Yeah. Yeah.

I think they will, right?

Yeah. Last time we went on a trip, I mean, I kind of enjoyed it. You know, I

kind of enjoyed looking at your mom all day.

Bro. Fuck you, bro.

When we go on this trip, I guarantee your mom's going to be staring at my

the whole time like she always does. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, right.

You remember when we went on that cruise trip and your mom was wearing that two

-piece and she was...

All up on my junk.

By the jacuzzi. Nah, bro.

Yeah. What?

That's funny because your mom sucked my dick last night.

What? Shut the fuck up, dude.

If my dad fucking hears that, he'll beat your ass. My dad would fuck up your

dad. Your dad's like this short just like you.

You know what? I'm out.

Let's go. This is ridiculous.

Yeah,

well, your dad's not even present in your life anymore.

Asshole. Fucking kill you, bro. What?

I'll fucking kill you, dude. Stop talking shit about my dad and my mom,

Oh, my God. I could just grab you by the neck right now and fucking... Am I

taking any more of this?

What is wrong with you? Who's talking? Who's dick? What the fuck do you think

going on?

No, nothing. You know. What, you guys are always bickering at each other and

can never get along?

You can't even manage to be friends. What's wrong with you guys? We're trying

go on vacation and you can't manage to get along for three...

your asses. Not dealing with this shit anymore.

Move it.

Faster. Come on. Go.

Go sit in that corner over there.

You're not fine.

Enough.

Listen, what am I going to do with you?

Who is sucking whose dick, huh?

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of this.

I don't know.

I'm not canceling the trip. We're not canceling this trip. You're going to get

along. Whether you like it or not, you're going to get along.

They're so used to being just an only child. They're not used to sharing.

spoiled. That's what it is. You're spoiled. What about you, huh?

You just give everything your way. You don't know how to handle other people.

You can't share.

How are you going to function in life if you can't do these things? You're so

lame, though.

You know what?

We've got to think about this. We've got to figure out a punishment.

We're going to figure out a punishment.

Whether you like it or not, you're going to go through with this punishment.

You stay here. Just don't take away my video games or anything.

Let's go.

I'm so sorry about the way he's acting.

It's okay. I totally get it myself.

He's just so used to being a mama's boy and he has no brother.

Let's see where my son is if he's being an only child.

It's like they get everything they always want and they don't know how to,

share or get along with others.

Johnny, I've been trying to get him to show since he was a child. He's had a

problem. I don't know what to do. What are we going to do?

Well, I'm not canceling this trip because that's just not a thing.

No, I'm not canceling it either. They're going to have to live with it. Yeah,

but we need a pushback.

What if they were talking all that shit? What if we take them?

Do that shit. Call them out on it. Yeah.

And they'll have to learn to share masks.

And then the playing field is even. Everything, everyone's... So, I give you

permission if you want to do my stuff. And then I'll go for yours. Oh, yeah.

It's okay.

Deal? Deal.

Boy, we finally came up with your punishment.

Yeah, and I think you're going to like it this time.

What is it?

It's a lesson in sharing.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. We worked out a punishment.

Here, make some room.

Or rather say solution.

Mm -hmm.

Since you guys are having such a hard time sharing, what better way than to,

hmm, have you guys share up? Mm -hmm. What?

What the fuck? You guys were talking shit?

Yeah. So you were saying, you know, I sucked your dick and...

She sucked yours, and now you guys are going to have to actually put your money

where your mouth is.

Mom, what are you doing touching his lap?

What the fuck, dude?

This way, everyone has an even playing field, and we can go on vacation and

enjoy it. And you guys are going to shake on it. And agree to this

You're going to learn to share.

Johnny, shake. Shake his hand now.

Give me your hand.

You're going to shake on it. Shake.

I fucking hate you, dude.

Look, you finally get to lose your virginity, maybe.

Fuck you. Mom, you're fucking lying, right? Are you kidding?

Oh, we're not lying. We're not lying. We're not kidding you. Here. Why don't

touch?

Come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, don't be shy.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah.

You've probably never touched a woman before, have you?

Yeah, plenty.

He's never.

You don't have to pretend then, bro.

Whatever. I like how they feel.

I think they're just so stressed out. We have to just delete them.

All that stress. Get it out of you. Isn't that right?

Get all that stress out of you.

Yeah, you do.

You guys just have to learn how to share each other.

Come on.

Why don't you kiss these?

You know what?

I want them to take out their dicks.

Oh, that's a good idea. Take out your dicks.

Come on. Show it.

Show what you got.

What? You won't be able to talk shit anymore.

Yeah. Take it out.

Take it out. Come on. Take it out. Take it out.

Bro, you better not look.

Weirdo.

He looks just like his father.

Oh, shit. Yeah, he does take after his dad.

This dude did capture them so well.

Why don't you trick it off for us? Come on. Yeah, let me see.

I love what you see. How hard you can get it for me. You like that?

Get it nice and hard. I'm going to see it. Rub.

Don't be shy.

Dad might not like that.

I like this. Let me touch that stick and help you wobble.

Give you a little help here.

Oh, it feels good, huh?

My God, you're so sweet doing that. Have you ever had a culture if you lost

before?

All the time. Yeah, is that true?

Yeah. Okay.

Well, don't come too fast, okay?

Okay. Is this what you've been thinking about every time you come over? Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you're going to want to share today.

Better not be looking over here, weirdo.

Too busy looking at your mom, idiot.

God.

Don't be mean.

Be nice.

Be nice, okay?

You can be nice.

Okay, yeah.

That's okay.

You can try really hard. Thank you.

Can I suck in it?

Of course.

Mind if I, uh... Oh, of course!

Oh, shit.

My mouth is so wet.

I feel so good.

It's so good, Johnny.

Oh, that pincher thing, girl. What is that?

I think it's time.

Maybe they can feel it inside.

You ready for that?

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

come on. Take off your clothes.

Take these off.

Yeah.

You're not coughing it now, huh?

Why don't you take off all your clothes?

Fuck me, okay? You think you're a man now, huh?

Take this dress

off. Come on, do the work.

Take this off.

That's a good boy.

Sit on me. Sit on me. Sit on me. Sit on me.

Oh, yes.

Are you okay?

Yeah, fuck that pussy, you guys.

Are you going to show me your fucking man? Yeah.

You just want to fucking share?

Yeah. Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Holy shit.

Just like that, huh?

Your stomach is so fucking hard.

I'm going to rip that pussy, huh?

Come on, tell me you like that.

Tell me, yeah?

Oh, fuck!

I want to feel those bells in that fucking smack in that pussy.

Mom, why are you going so deep on his dick like that?

Learn to share, boys.

So good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Get the fuck up.

No.

You're going to get the fuck up.

Yes. Get on that couch.

Get the fuck on that couch.

with you.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Eat that shit.

Thank you.

What is it?

Thank you.

The problem is...

Are you guys friends now? I guess it's the truth.

Let's punk it out.

Just stop stealing my video games.

Just don't break my phone again, man.

Look.

Sharing is caring. I think we found that today.

Are we going to have fun on this family vacation?

Yeah. Maybe we can even share rooms.

Yeah.