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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,329 Do you believe they're 18? 2 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:18,290 I can't believe it. It feels like that. 3 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:22,790 I mean, I know we didn't see, like, their first birthday. You know, all 4 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,790 like, early stuff. 5 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:27,950 But I feel as if they're grown men now. It's crazy. 6 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:31,450 I mean, even for their stepmoms, we're still their moms. Absolutely. And we 7 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:32,810 watched them grow up. Absolutely. 8 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,130 And it's crazy. They just grew up like that. 9 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:40,250 I am just so excited for the birthday party, though. We've got decorations. 10 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,110 We've got presents. 11 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,510 Yeah, you are, right? 12 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,010 I guessed you about the presents. 13 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:49,090 I guessed you that I could find them. 14 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:52,450 You don't have to. Do you not have presents? 15 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,490 Uh, shit. I guess you don't have any presents. 16 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,910 Okay, well, maybe they won't notice. 17 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:03,310 Well, their friends will be here. 18 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,990 Yeah, it's going to be a full house. Yeah. It's going to be so much fun. Yep. 19 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,090 Okay, so you got the friends, the balloons. 20 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,540 We have a cake. You did get that cake. I did get the cake. Oh, my God. Okay. 21 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:20,460 I kind of did get that one. Oh, I see it over there. Yeah, it does. Oh, that's 22 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:22,320 cute. Yeah. What kind of cake is it? 23 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,080 Huh? Did it say, like, happy birthday on it? 24 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,298 I don't know. 25 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,300 Usually a cake. 26 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,560 It was great. It was great. 27 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:33,580 Yeah, it's got blue and orange and... Yeah. Yeah. 28 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:34,820 Okay. 29 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,780 I love it. I'm excited. 30 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:38,820 We have a mystery group over there. 31 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,880 Yeah. You want to start? 32 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:48,410 They're so cute. 33 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,020 It's easier to go that way. 34 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,840 But then you're going to undo those ones. Oh, 35 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,180 so we can go like this? Yeah. 36 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,220 Did you have some? 37 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 Maybe they're in my car. 38 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,700 Hold on, let me go. 39 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,920 Okay. 40 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,320 I wonder if I can do two at a time. 41 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,880 That doesn't look bad, I guess. 42 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,140 I don't know. You've got to get it. 43 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:16,940 It 44 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:35,380 worked. 45 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,050 This is it? 46 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:42,170 Yeah. 47 00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:44,590 I found a room. 48 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:52,050 Cool. But there was a bag in my backseat. 49 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:54,350 Okay. 50 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,470 With an invitation to me. 51 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:00,850 Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. 52 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:04,410 Did you say that the invitations are in your backseat? 53 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:09,350 I'm going to tell mom that the book's about this. 54 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,420 Don't know what happened. 55 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,100 So we don't have the presents and we don't have the guests? 56 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,400 I forgot to tell you. 57 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,180 Um, 58 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:25,940 but I found... Okay, well we have Twitter boys. 59 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:32,120 And so I have... What are you doing for my birthday? 60 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,520 The boys are going to be down in a minute. 61 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,050 what we can do. 62 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:52,970 So, why don't we just keep decorating and maybe one of us can come up 63 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,670 with a really good idea in the meantime. 64 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:58,130 Okay, yeah. We'll just keep decorating and do a little brain work with that. 65 00:05:58,610 --> 00:05:59,610 Yeah. 66 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:01,390 Dude. 67 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:05,550 Yeah. 18, man. 68 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:07,309 Let's go. 69 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:08,310 Can you believe it, dude? 70 00:06:09,090 --> 00:06:11,230 I've only been waiting for 18 years. 71 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,220 I can't wait till this party though, man. 72 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:23,680 I'm fucking excited. We got presents, guests, girl become girls coming over. 73 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,520 I hope they got, oh my God. 74 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,620 Dude, mom invited everybody. 75 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,560 Everybody is going to come. 76 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:33,160 Like literally, I'm trying to get a low drop from 50 on the call. 77 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,300 You think I can get it in that? 78 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,660 Yeah. I mean, fuck it. 79 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,020 I don't know. 80 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,900 Yeah, dude, that's awesome. It's like fucking gross poor hoes, you know what I 81 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:47,330 mean? Oh my God. And I know like, In fact, people have said if you don't use 82 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:48,049 you lose it. 83 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:50,830 Yeah, you gotta fucking use it. I'm trying to use mine. 84 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,630 If you're not going to use it, why have it sit there? You know what I mean? 85 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:56,030 Dude, honestly, we're 18. 86 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:03,530 I can't stop thinking about pumping everything, smoking everything, in 87 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:07,130 I'm ready to rock and go, but... It's a triple crown. 88 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:09,430 Dude, let's go downstairs and get some fucking cake. 89 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,050 Yeah. 90 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,210 What are we waiting for? 91 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,270 I saw this. 92 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:18,950 This smells like a dick. 93 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,090 Why does it smell like that? I don't know. It smells exactly like a dick. 94 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:25,990 I've never smelled a balloon that smells so much like a penis. 95 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,070 Is that what it smells like? No. 96 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,660 Did you, you don't want to wake your mom? 97 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:14,300 You should do it now. No, we should just have a cake. Yeah, let's have a cake 98 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:15,300 now. 99 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:42,770 I mean, do you really want a bunch of random people from the gas station 100 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,050 around? I heard that nobody is gas neighbors. 101 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,450 That would take so much time. 102 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,610 All the random people are, I don't know. 103 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:51,870 Okay. 104 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:52,950 Okay. 105 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:55,250 Okay. Maybe a cake fight. 106 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:56,470 A cake fight? 107 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:57,550 I don't know. 108 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,670 This looks amazing. 109 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:02,810 Yeah. Honestly, I'm surprised that there's even a curriculum on it. 110 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,390 I wonder what kind it is. 111 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:06,150 Okay, we'll find out. 112 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,270 I don't think we can get it. 113 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,920 Look at this! 114 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,940 Oh my god! 115 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,460 Okay, there we go. So good. 116 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,180 Okay, there we go. Thank you. I mean, I could spend the next 25 minutes in your 117 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:09,180 camera. 118 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:13,780 Can I help you? Please, because otherwise... What, I throw you 18? 119 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,340 Or is this many in there? Oh, yeah, I don't know. I was pregnant. 120 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,220 Just throw them in there. 121 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,700 Mom, that'll be fine. 122 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,500 Do we open these soon? 123 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,620 Yeah, I want to open these. 124 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,980 Soon. Soon. Really soon. 125 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,580 Let's just enjoy the day's festivities. Yes. 126 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,220 We're going to have so much fun. Don't even think about the plastic bag. 127 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,660 Oh, I forgot forks. 128 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,660 What kind of cake is it? 129 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,900 It says surprise. 130 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,760 Oh, my gosh. Brooklyn. 131 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,120 Yeah, there's no one here yet. 132 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,660 No. Listen, it's just your room sitting out there. 133 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,260 Yeah. What did you invite them? 134 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,640 Let's do the cake first, and then we'll discuss that later. 135 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:15,300 Yeah. And I feel like eating cake was your thing anyway, so. 136 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,740 I mean, I guess that's true, yeah. You wanted to eat it first, right? 137 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,680 Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, but like no one. 138 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,329 Do you want to do that? 139 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,640 That's really good. 140 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,280 Mom, thank you so much. 141 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,860 Yeah, thank you, Mom. 142 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,220 You're welcome. 143 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,420 That's super sweet. 144 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,840 So, uh, what time did you guys invite the guests? 145 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,660 Yeah, where's everybody? 146 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,220 Yeah, I figured, like, Gumby would be here by now. 147 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,700 That's what I was expecting, yeah, for our birthday. Shoot, I thought they were 148 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,140 going to be here for the cake. Maybe it's going to be, like, a big after 149 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,140 or something. 150 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,560 I think they're hiding. Is everyone hiding? Oh, it's a fucking surprise 151 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,300 It is a surprise party, yeah. 152 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,000 That's why no one's here with us, with all of our friends. 153 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,120 Well, maybe after the speech we could go out on the pool, but it might be a pool 154 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,120 party. 155 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,360 Yeah. 156 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:43,760 So, how do we fun this thing? 157 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:49,120 We decided there would be more fun if it was just us. 158 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440 Yes. We did. We did that on purpose. 159 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,180 Internet family. 160 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,480 No birthday. 161 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,240 Yeah! Yay, birthday! 162 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,540 What if we could play board games, maybe? 163 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,480 Or... Well, what about our friends? 164 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,780 Yeah, well... Board games? 165 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,240 Is danger... Is danger coming? 166 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,340 There's so much more to do. Look, maybe the other side is where we play. Should 167 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,340 we check? 168 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,240 You guys know we only turn 18 once, right? Like, you don't invite anybody? 169 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,840 Is this birthday room or what? 170 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:21,450 I mean we're not even really related like it's easier 171 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:28,410 and cheaper I put a lot of money on the gift whatever right so what if we 172 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:33,410 gave a little money and we were the strippers you give me like a cool 18th 173 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,870 birthday you know we're not related just 174 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,590 I think I'm really related. 175 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,690 Okay, what have I got for your son that you got for my son? 176 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:52,230 I mean, I guess that makes things less awkward. 177 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,930 Maybe he's super into it. 178 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,210 I know. Ever 18 now, so. 179 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,830 Your son is, I called third group like four times today, alone. 180 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,639 Dance is dancing. 181 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,640 Well, 182 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,400 you first do the dancing and then you dance. 183 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,020 So what are we talking about? 184 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,880 Well, let's just see where it takes us. 185 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,680 You know, it's their 18th birthday. If you don't want to go all out and you 186 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,520 might want to make this a shitty birthday party, that's up to you. Are 187 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,020 kidding me? It's already a shitty birthday? 188 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,140 Exactly. You never would. So, obviously, we're just going to kind of play it 189 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,940 out. Oh, that's a challenge. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. 190 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,340 They're going to love it. They're going to freak. It's going to be like one for 191 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,400 the book, you know? 192 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,460 Let's see if that way I have it. 193 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,650 Pardon me. 194 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:47,530 Worst birthday ever. 195 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,130 I can't believe it. 196 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:50,950 Hi, guys. 197 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:59,770 So, we decided that in order to make 198 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:05,829 your birthday any better and more fun for you, and we'll birth. 199 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,770 We're really sorry. 200 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,810 Yes, at least about the presents. 201 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,010 So sorry. 202 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,050 It's our 18th birthday. 203 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:13,650 You forgot our presents, too? 204 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,359 We have a present. 205 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,520 There's a present. 206 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400 So, 207 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,080 we had an idea. 208 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,120 Really? You guys are? 209 00:17:57,260 --> 00:18:02,760 Yes. So, last thing I want you to do is have a bad birthday party. 210 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,400 So, yes, we are the strippers. 211 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,120 So, do you want a lap dance? 212 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,440 From my mom? 213 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,680 Of course not. 214 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,480 Request, request, request. 215 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,120 Yeah. Request from your sexy... 216 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,330 So I would be getting a striptease from Brooklyn. 217 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:29,450 Yeah. And maybe getting a striptease from you. And Alaska. 218 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,350 Maybe more. But we haven't started that yet. 219 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:36,030 Unless you want it. 220 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:39,890 Yeah. I think that would be a good present. 221 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,090 That could maybe suffice for a little while. 222 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,670 Yeah. Probably fits. 223 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:48,370 Maybe it'll work a little bit. That would be a good present. 224 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:51,650 Oh. We would be the height of sexiness. 225 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,290 We would be flaming hot. 226 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:58,250 This will get me ready for stand -up, right? 227 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:52,920 okay and then you okay what okay i like i'm sure yeah okay yeah or at least 228 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,920 i don't know 229 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,120 My God, you got the fuck on these? 230 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,380 Well, I'm fucking on these right now. 231 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,720 I didn't brush them. They're probably real fun. 232 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:16,860 That's true. 233 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,640 I mean, 234 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,460 I get to them. 235 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,500 Yeah, 236 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:28,660 that's what my mom is talking about. 237 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,240 That's why your tits keep in my mom. What are you talking about? 238 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,670 I'm thinking this. It's actually going to, sometimes it's tough to get somebody 239 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:42,670 on a call. 240 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:51,030 Look at that Brooklyn you're offering that to me. That's... What's that? That 241 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,370 was... Do you want a higher level? 242 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,930 No, I'm good. 243 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,770 We are best friends, though. 244 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:04,750 So then, you know, I didn't even take the dress off. 245 00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:06,310 Yeah, okay. She's little. 246 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,060 Alright, 247 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,640 so then here's what I usually do next. 248 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,260 I could watch this butterfly all day. 249 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,340 Fly everywhere. 250 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,740 That butterfly was as old as you are today. 251 00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:49,140 Is this what birthdays are always like when you're an adult? 252 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,560 Yeah. It can be. 253 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,740 I'm afraid to say that I'm in more expectations than life. 254 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,960 I'm not saying I'm going to do this every birthday unless you decide we 255 00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:15,850 Oh my gosh. 256 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:19,010 Oh my gosh. 257 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,770 Look at your mom. She does the same thing. 258 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,970 Isn't this a good birthday so far? 259 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:53,470 Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, from a weekly point of view, it could be better. 260 00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:56,150 Oh, 261 00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:00,090 you're like, you know, close your eyes first. Can you fuck him a little bit? 262 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:02,869 I'm in. 263 00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,410 Oh, please, I'm back. 264 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,220 I think your first is serious. 265 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,800 Better be your first is serious. 266 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,960 Seriously, you better be your first. Yeah. 267 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,640 Yeah. Very, very serious. 268 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:30,200 Should I take you somewhere where you wouldn't? 269 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,020 Huh? 270 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,880 You're not good in the under. 271 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,380 Take them off. 272 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880 There it is. 273 00:23:40,679 --> 00:23:41,679 You ain't done. 274 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,120 Maybe it's because you're my best friend. 275 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:22,580 You're not good at this. 276 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,840 You're not great at this. 277 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:38,860 Oh my god. 278 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,640 This is the best birthday ever. 279 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,140 Yes, that's right. 280 00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:13,140 Oh my goodness. 281 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,720 Oh my 282 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,760 goodness. 283 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,540 Happy birthday. 284 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,120 Dang. Oh my gosh. 285 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,560 Dude, your mom knows exactly what she's doing. 286 00:26:52,289 --> 00:26:55,090 Oh, wow. 287 00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:31,510 Is it better than the party? 288 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:49,210 oh my god oh yeah 289 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:39,900 Yeah, let's see. 290 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,990 Why don't you sit on my socks? 291 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:09,070 Come on, it's his birthday. 292 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:11,270 What, are you gonna tell that face no? 293 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:12,530 Look at that face. 294 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:14,910 Shred it off. 295 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,050 Come on. 296 00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:21,010 I'm not gonna take care of your shoes, you're gonna take care of mine. 297 00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:22,790 So, 298 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,070 fine. I will take care of your son. 299 00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:27,870 Okay. 300 00:29:29,530 --> 00:29:30,530 Happy birthday. 301 00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,189 I'm going here. 302 00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,190 Yeah. 303 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,380 Oh, fuck. 304 00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:12,870 Oh yeah, just like that mom. 305 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,180 Oh my god, yeah. 306 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,580 Make it go back. 307 00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:41,640 Oh my 308 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:48,280 god. 309 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,380 Oh my god. 310 00:43:32,490 --> 00:43:34,310 And then we'll go all the way down. 311 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,610 Yes. 312 00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:39,390 Well, maybe we'll keep it, you know, missionary. 313 00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:44,570 I'm going to wear a pair or something. I don't know. Come here. Okay, 314 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,710 missionary? Mm -hmm. 315 00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:48,930 Okay. Yes. 316 00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:51,830 Okay. Oh. 317 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:53,710 Come on. 318 00:43:55,490 --> 00:43:56,468 Mm -hmm. 319 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:57,470 Relax. 320 00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:01,610 Relax. Oh, shit. 321 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,660 Yes. Oh, and then I'm in the back. 322 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,660 Oh, oh, wow. 323 00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:53,870 Brooklyn would be laying on the couch. 324 00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:59,470 Okay, we'll open it. It's your birthday, so go ahead and place it. 325 00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,910 You're on top. 326 00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:06,230 Yeah, just reverse. 327 00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:20,940 I think that's it. 328 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,180 Go ahead, you can keep going. 329 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,200 Ready? 330 00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:26,260 Oh! 331 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,620 your cupcake. 332 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,600 Brooklyn pull my balls down for me, you can help me. 333 00:56:59,029 --> 00:57:02,090 Oh my gosh. 334 00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:04,150 I just came on your mom's face. 335 00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,830 A lot. I'm going to come on yours. 336 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,430 I can't believe you just came. 337 00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:16,870 Damn, you just came on my mom. 338 00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:19,070 It's payback, bro. 339 00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:20,428 I look good. 340 00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:21,430 Yeah, I mean. 341 00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:29,490 Well, I guess the only thing that we can say is happy birthday, guys. Happy 342 00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:30,490 birthday. 23263