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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo, baby!

I am so happy! I can see that. Finally, today!

Yes,

yes. Do you like my outfit?

I do, but like... And the beads and everything?

I have... What's going on? Nothing, nothing. It's fine. Everything is fine?

Joey! Look, I have this!

You ready? Cinco de Mayo, boy!

Give him his beads, baby.

What do you like? Look, I have some bees. Everybody has to have bees. I got

on, too. All right, let me put this over here like that.

Yes, you like your bees? It matches mine like that.

You like those?

And hold on, hold on. It looks better on you, though. Hold on. I have to wait.

Wow.

I have a hat for you. A sombrero. This is called a sombrero. This is a

tradition. Sombrero.

Sombrero. Sombrero. Yes. You're not even Mexican.

Yes. Well, it doesn't matter. I am celebrating.

She loves Cinco de Mayo, but it's her favorite holiday.

It's her favorite fucking holiday. I know.

And on top of that, too, I have some tacos waiting over there. So let me go

come right back.

I know. I know.

She's a wild one, bro. She's a wild one.

Thanks for having me over, bro. Of course, dude. We're going to have a

time, dude.

She put the hat on you and shit.

You guys go all out for Cinco de Mayo, bro. It's her favorite holiday, dude.

Every year we do something.

Oh,

baby, you put your bathing suit on.

Yes, look, I have some nice... But hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You have to see my twerking stuff, because I have been...

Don't be afraid. It doesn't bite.

Joey. Joey, you're white, bro.

She loves to go to mile, bro. I told you, she's a wild one. I love it. I love

it. And you know what? I think that you look very hungry because, I don't know,

maybe you're like a little skinny or something.

You know what? I didn't see you eat some of this. Oh, yeah.

Babe.

You know what? I think that he's getting too shy. Don't you see? Maybe I could

just like.

Oh, yes.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, baby.

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Yes. Thank you, bro. Oh, my God. Well, what is it that you have never seen a

parakeet? No, I haven't. These are beautiful.

Oh, yes.

Well, I am so happy. I'm so excited, baby. Are you excited? I'm super

This is my baby.

It's okay, bro. It's okay?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes.

Go ahead. Twerk it on him, baby. Twerk it on him. Really get on that shit.

I don't know, because he thinks, like, I don't know, maybe, like, something's

going to happen or anything. No, we're all friendly over here.

You came to the right spot. Oh, my God.

Oh, maybe let me put this away. I think he's a little too shy. He's getting a

little shy? He has.

It's okay, bro.

So.

Our Cinco de Mayo, as you can see, we go all out. Yes. And we have some fiestas

and some tacos.

Definitely, we have different types of tacos. I have this type of taco and this

type of taco.

We have plenty of tacos everywhere.

Yes. I know you're shocked right now.

Well, he's loving it right now.

And that everybody's celebrating.

We know why you love. And I know that you're very friendly, too. Don't you

think? Yes.

Oh, look at. Oh, wow.

Looks like somebody's in trouble over here.

Are you getting excited?

Yes. Are you getting excited? Let me see what you have over here.

Hopefully you don't have any guns or rifles or anything.

No guns allowed in the party.

Joey, I got to tell you, bro. So every single tomorrow.

She goes all out. Let me give you another one.

I have to give you some more. Let me give you some more.

I think, I don't know. You are here to eat. You have to eat. Eat a lot. I need

to make sure that he eats and eats and eats because I like to eat and eat and

eat. Baby.

It's okay. Listen, so our thing is, it's our tradition that we party our asses

off for Cinco de Mayo. I invite a friend over and I let him have fun with my

wife. You let him have fun with your wife? Yeah!

That's why she's so excited, babe.

I know, I'm very excited.

Bro, you're the best friend ever.

So, listen.

If you're down to fuck her, she's... You want to fuck him, don't you, baby?

I'm down to be. You want to fuck my wife?

Baby?

Let me suck your dick!

I was just going to say, why don't you suck his dick?

He's already excited, huh?

Yes, of course. What do you mean? Now what? We got to wait for tomorrow?

Today is the festivity.

Go for it, baby.

Wow. And you don't wear any underwear? I think he knew what was going to happen,

right? I'm still a commando.

This is definitely a big burrito.

Baby, you definitely brought me a big dick. I know, baby.

I knew what you want. I know what you like, baby.

Hold on, let me take my titties out like I did before.

Because I think you get excited when you see them, right?

That's beautiful.

That's what you like, huh, baby?

I made sure that I fed you so you could feed me.

The only time she stops talking is when she's sucking dick.

This is definitely keeping my mouth shut.

This might be the best Cinco de Mayo ever, right? It is for me.

We're starting off in a blast.

Damn, baby. Shaking that fucking ass while you suck that dick?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

She fucking loves it, dude.

I cannot get enough.

You want to get fucked, baby?

Is that a question?

Or is that a statement?

Let's take them inside.

Come here. Let them fuck you proper, all right? Oh, my God. Let the party begin.

It started already.

Oh, my God. Dude,

I told you she's fucking wild.

God. You ready for this? I am. Babe, why are you fucking... There you go. I was

going to say, why aren't you freaked out? Yes. Well, I'm trying not to make

get freaked out, you know? No, he's not freaked out. He's down. Yes. Well,

you're not going anywhere.

Now, this dick is all mine now.

Oh, God, baby. I did not know. This is a pleasant surprise. Your friend. I like

your friend. He seems nice.

She's looking out there good.

Oh my fucking god.

Do you want me to go all the way as far as you can?

It doesn't even go that far

You can do it

I thought you never asked. Turn around and take those fucking...

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh, he's enjoying every minute of it. I know, he's excited.

He's still wearing the hat.

Yeah, I want to see you bounce that fucking ass right on this fucking cock.

Oh, man, I am. Bounce that fucking ass on that fucking cock.

Oh, wow.

He's definitely going to stretch my pussy out.

It feels so good.

Fucking epic. So good.

Yeah. Yeah.

oh my god

oh

my

god

Don't, baby.

Come as much as you want, baby.

Come as much as you fucking want, baby. I love you, baby.

I love you so much. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Enjoy that dick, baby. Go ahead.

Enjoy that fucking dick.

Come over and fuck your dick.

That was a good one.

I have multiple orgasms.

So you're here to stay.

You fucking came hard, didn't you?

Look at that baby.

You came really hard, huh?

I love all of your surprises.

Jump back on it, baby. I want you to fucking look at me when we fucking ride

Oh, yeah?

You want to see me sitting around sitting on your face, baby?

Oh,

you are definitely... You didn't know that you were coming in today.

all of my pussy.

Don't worry, I'm going to have some left for you, baby.

You are killing it. We have

to do this more often.

You like this pasta, don't you? Oh, I love it.

Yes.

Oh, you love it, baby.

Some good little fucking slut from you, don't you?

You love taking that fucking dick, don't you?

I want to see it. I want to see it like

that. Turn around. Let me see that fucking... Bring that pussy right here.

Oh, there you go. You can do it like that, too. Shit.

So my baby knows that I like...

You're so fucking big, I don't think I can go ahead and go all

in. Yes, you can.

Oh, that dick is so fucking big, it's stretching my pussy out.

I love you so much.

Take that fucking cup.

Take that fucking cup.

Go ahead and pound that pussy bro. Go ahead and fucking pound that fucking

pussy.

Come again, baby. Come again. It's okay.

Come as much as you want, baby.

Come as much as you fucking want on that fucking dick.

Did my pussy get fucked?

Did my pussy get fucked? I'd love to see it.

Mmm.

Love sharing that pussy, baby.

Yes.

Fuck yes, it does.

Bring her off the edge of the bed and fuck her, bro.

Bring her right on the edge of the bed and come fuck her.

Lay her right on her back.

You like this dick, don't you, baby?

Come on here, come on here. Get on your back.

Yeah, that's how it is.

Take that fucking pussy like it's yours, bro.

Take that pussy like it's yours.

Yeah, I love

seeing you get fucked.

That's it. Take that fucking dick, baby.

Take that fucking dick.

Take that fucking dick.

Oh, he's about to fuck the shit out of you, baby.

He's about to fuck the shit out of you.

Fucking left

She likes to work it. Look at that. Let her work it.

Let her fucking work it. Yeah.

Yeah. Let her fucking work it. Oh, she loves it.

She fucking loves it.

You know that you cannot threaten me with a good time.

I can take it.

You're going to find out if you can take it. Oh, really?

He's not a threat or a promise to me.

Yes, I love it.

You waste a little bit of slut, huh?

That's a good little fucking slut taking somebody else's cock.

You love it, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

You're going to come again, aren't you?

Is that the best Cinco de Mayo ever so far?

Yeah, the best Cinco de Mayo. Since we've been married, this is definitely

best, I've got to say. Oh, yeah. Right?

You're going to invite him over next year? Is that what you want?

Next year?

Well, I don't know.