All language subtitles for Deep Throat 6_better xxx

The story you're about to see is real.

The names have been changed to protect
the sexually dysfunctional.

After all, that's what Madonna thinks we
are.

I'm Dr. Linda Lovelace, author and
special agent of the DTIA, the Deep

Intelligence Agency.

This is my story.

Enjoy it firsthand before it's made into
a new book.

What an ordeal that would be.

But anyway, it began one year ago in
this very office.

Oh, Miss Lovely.

What was that?

I can't understand you.

It's Dr.

Lovely. Oh, Mary, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't talk when I'm eating.

I can't believe I got into number one
sex therapist in America. I loved your

last book.

It was an ordeal to read, especially the
chapter on the Arab men.

being bisexual, unable to choose between
camels or sheep.

Larry, stop talking and try and
concentrate on your therapy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is it true you've
got a clitoris in your throat?

Yes. I was born with two clitorises,
actually.

One in my pussy and one in my throat.

Linda Linda lovely

I

Can't

believe I'm not I must be the luckiest
guy in the world

I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

I just can't believe my life.

a surprise for you.

You have?

What is it?

Guilty.

Okay, what is it?

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

You sure you're ready?

Yeah, whatever you're gonna do.

Six, I think. Yeah.

You broke six.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Larry, how do you feel?

I feel better.

I took a little longer to come this
time.

I held back better.

And how do you feel about that, Larry?

Well, I feel my self -esteem coming
back. I feel like I'm becoming a man

What were you before, chopped liver?

Pay the receptionist on the way out. And
I'll see you next week, okay, Larry?

Hmm.

Subject J shows improvement.

His therapy is really coming along.

But watch out for signs of danger.

Cross -reference under sheep or camel.

So, ma 'am.

Excuse me, Dr. Lovelace?

You must be the man that swallowed the
Today sponge.

I'll be right with you, okay?

No, ma 'am. I'm not a patient.

I'm with the government.

Yes.

I see your ID checked out.

Look, I'm a legitimate sex therapist. I
mean, I have a license and everything.

Oh, we know that, ma 'am. As a matter of
fact, you have a little bit of sperm on

your nose.

And we down at the branch are big fans
of yours.

The branch?

Yes, ma 'am, that's the secret arm of
the agency.

The agency?

Yes, we handle all covert operations and
anything too hot for the regular

channels.

Oh, you're the Fox Network.

No, ma 'am, not TV channels.

Jeez, you mean you're spies?

Um, we're specialists.

Then what do you want with me?

Linda.

And I feel I can call you Linda.

We have launched a new squad of top
secret operatives.

And we'd like you to give head to the
division.

I mean, sorry about that. We'd like you
to head the division.

Me?

I don't know anything about espionage.

Dr. Lovelace, Linda, your country needs
you.

Boy, I sure hope our new commander is a
nice lady.

Yeah, I hope she's not a real cunt.

Chelsea, how's your throat feeling?

Is the third year okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

Right.

Okay.

Listen, girls, let's liven it up.
Everybody line up. The boss is coming

Come on. Look alive. Come on.

What's wrong with you guys?

God.

Come on, girls.

Tuck in that stomach.

Stick out that chest.

Come on. Stick it out further.

That's it. That's what I like to see.
Proper form.

Let me check out the back end here.

Come on, girls.

Tighten it up. Tighten it up.

Come on. Arch that back. Stick that butt
out.

Proper form.

Looking pretty good.

Now, listen up.

Oh, I think the boss is coming right
now.

These are our secret weapons. We call
them our Deep Throat Squad.

Here, check them out.

Each girl is a top secret agent who has
volunteered for this assignment.

They each have had part of their
clitoris surgically transplanted to

throat, so they love to give head.

I can see why they call them the Deep
Throat Squad.

Wow, that looks familiar.

Though surgery wasn't necessary for me.
I was born that way.

Oh, very nice.

It will be sent to retrieve information
from various people, especially those

stubborn foreign dignitaries.

Well, I guess it's there.

Hmm.

I'll check it out.

This is your new commander, girl.

Orders will be forthcoming.

Salute and dismiss.

What the fuck is that?

Don't worry. You'll get it.

Ah.

So these are the people that we're
extracting information from.

Well, this is your president, Agent KY,
to see you.

Send her in.

Agent Orange.

That's Agent KY, ma 'am.

You're very fortunate.

You're being given the very first
assignment of the Deep Throat Squad.

I will live up to your confidence.

His name is General Norman Shortcock. We
believe that he's leaking military

secrets to the other side.

However, that happens to be these days.

We need you to get into his bedroom and
investigate his drawers.

Do you think you can handle that? I can
handle anything inside his drawers.

Good. You're dismissed.

Fuck.

Okay.

Prime target is in view.

And I think if we just head around the
right flank...

My heat -seeking missile ought to
penetrate momentarily.

Right face.

Squat and eat.

Target is softening.

Vents are lowering.

I set a plan for an amphibious landing.
Things are getting very rough.

Oh, yeah.

God, I love that finger in me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's hurting me so much.

You're so wet I should have planned for
an insidious landing.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Feel that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

What's that?

oh yeah oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I have to withdraw.

I have to regroup.

Thanks for stopping me.

Wow, my god, it's now down to the
Pentagon and all its secret entrances.

This could be worth millions to the
other side.

Wherever it is these days.

Jenny, what are you doing in my drawer?

Oh, nothing. I just love the smell of
men's underwear.

Mmm, that's great.

That's kinky.

Ah,

there she is.

Good work, Agent KY.

You saved the Pentagon from certain
infiltration.

Thank you.

I feel sorry for the General, though.

He was a sweet old coot.

Well, he can do all of his military
planning from a cell block from now on.

You're dismissed.

Agent 34C? Agent 34C reporting for duty.

Military intelligence.

Thinks the embassy, if Darth is there,
is hiding a secret transmitter.

Oh, the Ambassador Iliotza and I are old
acquaintances.

Oh, tell me about it.

Well, we had a cocktail party once in
the Rose Garden, and I was the only one

who spoke a native language.

In college, I used to be a linguist.

And the government hired you because
you're cunning.

That's right, I'm a cunning linguist.

Well, good.

Because you must get into that embassy
and find that transmitter.

And destroy it? No.

Idiota's army is waiting for a signal to
attack one of our ships off the coast.

We want you to go in and put in a fake
signal that the coast is clear and our

defenses are down.

But in reality, we're waiting for them.

I understand.

Right.

You're dismissed.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, no.

No.

No. What?

No sex?

No, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You must speak English now because I've
been in America far too long.

What about these lumps?

Those are the shifting sands of Kadatha.

The serpent is rearing its hungry head.

I can feel it rearing right now.

Your loins are as hot as the desert sun.

I always thought I had extra hot loins.

And your breath.

Oh, your breath.

It's like the tints of a mighty army
standing proudly in the sand.

I always thought they were just boobs.

Are you enjoying this, or are you
checking for breast cancer?

I'd love to.

Mr. Dawson, all the women are black
-chested.

As a matter of fact, I told my ex -wife.

She'd put some clear cell on them and
they'd be gone by morning.

Fascinating.

Listen, listen, listen.

Why don't you sit over there with your
head towards the wall and I have a

surprise for you.

Over there?

Yeah, right there.

A surprise?

Yeah. Face the wall, though.

Oh. Okay.

Now don't look now.

No!

Oh, I just love surprises.

How do you want it?

Oh.

What's that?

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Coast

is clear.

Coast is clear.

Oh.

What are you doing?

Say what?

She's vulnerable and ready.

She's vulnerable and ready.

Oh, and that's a nut.

Full steam ahead. Let's go.

Say it again.

Tonight's tonight. Full steam ahead.
Let's go. And again.

Tonight's tonight. Full steam ahead.
Let's go.

Turn over.

Turning over.

Turning over.

That's it.

You really enjoyed living, huh?

There's a surgical reason for that.

But I can't tell you right now.

Surgical reason?

What do you mean surgical reason?

Were you a guy?

Oh, you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Wow.

Great work, Agent 34C.

The Siddharthic Navy bombed our ship at
0300 hours.

We were ready for them.

Thank them?

Not only that, but it gave us the excuse
we needed to bomb their country back to

the Stone Age.

It'll be a few years before they can
mount another military assault.

Well, don't thank me. Thank my mouth and
my pussy.

You're dismissed.

Send in Agent Orange, please.

Sure.

Agent Orange, we're in need of your
unique talents.

That's Special Agent K .Y. And this is
the Swedish stewardess, huh?

Yes, she's acting as a courier for the
Chinese.

She's sneaking microfilm out in her
panties.

And these are the replacements, I take
it? Yes, these panties are lined with

misinformation.

Now all you need to do is get her
panties off her and make the switch.

Well, getting panties off stewardess is
my specialty.

Great. You're dismissed.

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

I gotta go catch a plane in two hours. I
can't do this.

Good. You have some time then.

Damn. Why not?

You're gonna run off so quickly, huh?

Yeah.

Not before having a really good time.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

oh oh

Oh, I like

that.

Let's pick

it up.

um um

um um

Thank you.

um um

Look at all you've come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Thank you for the good times.

I hope I didn't make you too amazed.

It's so pretty.

I hope I do not get in trouble.

I'll just stick this in my pocket. Yeah,
you can hide it.

Well,

good luck.

Good girl.

Smell good? Oh, oh, I was just checking
for traces of microfilm residue.

Listen, are you going to lunch now?

Yes, I need to get these to the
director.

Listen, my boss needs to use your office
for a field training session.

Yeah, sure, it's fine. I'll be back in
an hour.

Hey guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, knock
it off, knock it off.

Jeez, listen, look at me, listen, listen
up. Listen, things are kind of slow

right now, so why don't you guys take an
hour off.

I'll walk you out.

Nice big happy family.

This place is deserted.

Yeah, just sit up.

Put your hands behind your back like
you're captured by the enemy.

I thought your boss was supposed to be
training me.

He's busy right now.

Now listen, first thing that our field
officer needs to remember is that you

always need to maintain your cover at
all times, no matter what.

Okay?

Now, we transplanted a part of your
clitoris into your throat, and this

you highly charged, erotically and
emotionally.

And you must learn to control this at
all times, no matter what, even if

captured. I understand. Very good.

Now, listen.

No matter how excited you get,

you can't divulge any information.

I understand.

Oh, God.

You like that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? You really like that? Oh, yeah.

Who are the people up on the third
floor?

I won't talk.

Then I'll stop.

Are you sure?

I still won't talk.

How's that feel?

Um, do you mind if I take notes while
you eat?

No, there's going to be time for that
later. Just pay attention, all right?

Okay.

You like that? Oh, yeah.

Go under.

Mm -mm. Please?

Mm -mm. Please?

Mm -mm. Please? You gotta tell me what's
in that fog camera over there.

No, I won't talk.

Then I'll stop.

Fuck it, I'll talk. I'll tell you
anything you want to know. This is very

dangerous in the field. You need to
control this, okay?

Fuck the field. I'll control it later.
Right now. I'm a horny bitch.

I shouldn't be doing this.

Damn. Uh,

yeah.

Real bad.

I want that real bad.

No bad You

know

we shouldn't even be doing this you know
that right

Yeah

Yeah. I have a surprise for you. You do?

Mm -hmm.

What is it?

Ready for your surprise?

Uh, you know what? I heard you girls
could do something.

What is it? Uh,

yeah, sure, if you want.

Oh, shit!

You're deep -throating.

God loves us.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Fuck me. That's right. Don't
forget that.

We have to help him.

Wow. Senator was a pretty handsome man
when he was younger.

Your assignment?

Senator Barnaby Handjob has a thing for
fucking sweet young pages in his Senate

office. He's supposedly a happily
married man.

You can understand why we want him out
of office.

And please, get me pictures.

You're dismissed.

Thanks, Senator.

so excited to be working for the U .S.
Congress.

Yes, that's right.

You now have your hands on the throbbing
pulse of democracy.

Well, nothing's throbbing.

That's the corridor of the power showing
change in the ever -flowing tides of

our government.

No, I think it's your nuts.

Engulf your rights as a citizen and
enjoy that which is united.

There you go.

Oh,

yes.

You're right. You do have something to
show me.

Oh.

Got a bit?

By far, you're the best page I've ever
had.

I may have something I want to show you
too.

I'm just going to have a look.

You want to be sure I see it all?

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I have a prize for you.

What prize?

Do you want it? Oh, yeah, I want it.
What prize?

I'm sure.

It's yours.

Okay.

Okay,

give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I just feel good.

I feel good, yeah.

election very very nice well

it's great work girls your medical tests
have all come back

you girls are all in perfect health you
know we do believe in constant

checkups and blood tests save sex

You can all be dismissed.

There will be more envelopes and
assignments for you tomorrow.

And you can have the rest of the day
off.

Very proud of you.

Oh, fuck it!

Hello, it's me again, Linda Lovelace.

And there you have it.

Now, aren't you glad you thought here
first, instead of going through the

of reading it later?

And isn't it nice to know that if our
country is ever threatened, or our

ever compromised,

Or if your wet dreams ever get too
sticky, you can always count on the

the Deep Brook Squad.

Oh, my God, I got it right this time!