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A good man.

How would you like to come home?

You know, I think I have a half a bottle of really fine wine in my life.

Maybe we can even have a drink together.

We can stay.

Sure.

Forgive the tawdry surroundings, my darling, but we mustn't be found out.

all, you are the fiancé of my best friend, Anne Quincy.

I'll never understand how... Anne's husband, Frank, who I've secretly been

love with since childhood, doesn't know about the engagement, which has already

lasted over four years.

Oh,

my

zipper's caught.

Okay.

Yeah.

the rich and famous.

It's stupid to be picking up an alcoholic from the gutter.

Well, you see, I have...

I did what you asked.

I shaved. I soaked in a tub for an hour.

Now, what's that drink you promised?

I can't drink that.

What, do you need some wine, maybe? No.

I need a bag to put it in.

Hmm.

Wow.

What do you think about this?

I think it's beautiful.

Are you going to obey me slave?

Yes mistress.

And you will obey all the commandments without question?

Yes,

mistress.

Slave, until I say otherwise, all alcohol will taste like cow

urine to you.

Do you hear my command?

Yes, I hear your command.

And when I say the word Vladivostok, you will immediately freeze and

your penis will become hard.

For the woman that is before you.

Yes, mistress.

And when I say the word Siberia, you will give boundless sexual pleasure to

woman. Yes, mistress.

And only when I say the word Timbuktu will that lust subside.

Yes, mistress.

Okay.

Let's do a little check.

Flatter, Bostock.

Oh, my God.

This is more than I hoped for.

No,

no, no, no, no.

I better not get started.

I know what happens when I get started.

I forget everything.

Slave, when I snap my fingers, you will forget about this encounter.

But you will obey the key words when they are spoken.

Do you hear?

Yes, mistress.

So what about that drink you promised me, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah,

this tastes like cow piss, you know.

Thank you.

Mrs. Quincy, this is the fabulous thing that you asked for.

Of course you understand.

I only made that request for a fabulous thing for my nymphomaniac friend, Leah

McCall. She's a very wealthy widow.

She's always horny.

Plus, she's always hitting on my fiancé, Javier.

He pays her no attention.

You know, I'm a hard act to follow.

I think this will take your friend's eyes off of your fiancé.

It's fabulous.

What a bone.

The gypsies say if you make a wish before the phallus, that your wish will

granted before the next sunrise.

Wow, a real wishbone.

May I take a closer look, Madame Divine?

Oh, of course.

But you do understand this is a very expensive thing.

I tell you what, if you like this, you'll leave $2 ,000 in small unmarked

on the table.

I have to leave right now, but I'll be back soon.

So I need to take a trip to Siberia.

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Whoa.

um oh

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Call me Lunch Meat.

My address is... You can contact him through me.

Isn't that right?

Clave. Yes, Mr. X.

You see, I wasn't always a bum. I was an executive vice president for an

advertising agency.

I had 20 young women working under me.

I can see why.

Oh, I can't get carried away.

And you have to behave till you hear the key word.

Then you can go.

Then we'll both be rich.

We can find an island in the sun.

And you can spread me from shore to shore.

Yeah.

Oh, come in.

William McCall. I'm Anne Quincy's friend.

She told me about the wishbone.

Oh.

Oh, my.

That's beautiful.

Take your mouth and put it on the head.

Now, I want you to make a wish.

Then you say, but don't say the word until you feel your juices

running down the inside of your thighs. Okay? Okay.

Promise? Promise.

Okay.

Aha!

Oh,

the private investigator, she... She said my wife Anne would be here.

I didn't even say the magic word yet, and my wish came true.

Oh, thank you, Wishbone.

Oh, Frank, I've waited for you all these years.

you know

Thank you.

No!

What's this?

A note.

Dear Madame Divine, thank you for introducing me to the wishbone and

making my every erotic dream come true.

I'm off to an undisclosed island paradise with Javier and fiancé

and Frank and husband.

Both men are extremely understanding about my sexual appetite and my need for

both of them.

Signed, Leanne McCall.

P .S. Both men were fed up with Anne's sexual double -dealing anyway.

Well, that cunt!

And where's lunch meat now that all my men are gone and I'm horny?

What am I going to do now?

What about me?

You know, I spent three nights with him locked up.

And he had a big throbbing cock and I never even touched it.

You didn't fuck it?

Why not?

Well, I guess call it a business consideration.

I thought I'd see myself sunning in the islands of the Caribbean in never

-ending ecstasy with a lovely cock soaking in my sweet, juicy sea.

Ecstasy. Total.

Oh, but what are we going to do now?

Maybe try something new.

I don't know.

I think so.

I love you.

I love you.

I

love

you.

ah ah

Wow.

My pussy's so horny.

Yes,

please.

Oh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Anger. God.

Hello?

So this is that scheming cunt's little love nest.

I wondered what she did with lunch meat.

How could she leave him?

He's probably out there somewhere, ravaging the area.

And nobody knows the key word to make him stop.

But maybe, just maybe, she never gave the key word to start him.

She was stupid enough not to say Siberia.

Did you say Siberia?

Yes, I said Siberia.

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Oh.

oh oh

Thank you.

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Wow.

Hmm. Hmm.