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When I was young, all I wanted was for my white knight to ride up on his

charger.

He'd be kind and gentle and cute.

He would lift my hand on a bended knee and beg me to marry him.

I'd say, yes, of course.

There you go again, honeypot.

Daydreaming. When are you going to quit that, girl?

Mama told me to stay away from boys.

boy of them all, Bubba King.

Boy, could he kiss.

I think Bubba will marry me someday.

And then, I'll be Mrs.

Bubba King.

I don't want one of them.

Make my day.

Testicles.

You look like a giant set of testicles.

So you want me to go out to North Platte and get the skinny on the studio's new

owner? This Bubba King character?

Bubba King is a giant set of testicles with legs.

This is all I can find on Bubba King.

But, um, I put a bird in his...

General vicinity.

He does look like a giant pair of testicles.

With legs.

A giant set of testicles.

Mrs. Bubba King, what else does he do besides gobble up movie studios?

Anything to turn a buck.

He, uh, started in hazardous wastes. And now...

He owns a strip joint called Knockers.

Guys, he's rocking, he's knocking our new owner, Bubba King!

So that he never runs out of tip or ass.

Figures.

Bubba King takes over Phoenix Pictures and

brought you on.

Man, do you think there's a real chance Kim will keep us here at the studio?

Snow in Baghdad?

Snow?

Snow!

This place here was snowing?

Oh, who's this?

A real bimbo. Get this.

Her legal name is Honey Harlow Pop.

Bubba King's main squeeze.

When I was young and I got my first training bra, I kissed my friend Joey

and made him cry.

Main squeeze.

Behind every great man.

There is a great woman.

Fine. Baba King's woman.

And you are Baba King.

She looks like the reason they invented blonde jokes.

A joke!

A joke.

This is Scott. This is Scott. This is Scott.

How long has WW been like this?

Since King's buyout.

Warren's whole world is falling apart.

Look, I know I can get the studio back in the black.

King just has to give us a little more time.

I've got some real good shows in development right now.

Forget about the shows.

I'm worried about my six -figure salary and my platinum card.

So all I can do is try and mind -fuck this lowbrow Bubba King and see if I can

endear myself to him.

Looking out for number one, huh?

Somebody has to be.

Mm -hmm.

But... Amanda,

should we do it over this here?

um

Oh, boy.

Watching humans breed is fascinating.

Not me.

Down there. Down there.

The duck said quack.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The man, the man said quack.

Jesus,

W .F., you get a hold of yourself.

I think you better get up to North Platte as quickly as possible.

I'm going to first let me take care of you and your friend here.

What are you waiting for? Come on. Hurry up.

Oh. Oh, I see. Oh, I see why you're waiting.

I'd wait for that, too.

My goodness.

Oh. Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

It's a hole in town, baby. Stick your cock in it. Yeah.

You, my hole.

I could make contact with her, she would not be able to walk.

Tits, Warren?

Yeah, something to do with shit.

Sure, W .W.

Sure.

Whatever you say, man.

If we can get the tits on our side.

And now, it's the Suzanne and Marsha show.

Knocker's very own Odd Couple.

Hurry, man.

Bubba's crawling up my ass like a proctology. Now get over there and do

do best, boy.

I'll see you there in a minute.

Testicles.

You look for a giant son.

Bubba King is a giant set of testicles with

legs.

Come in.

Hi, dog.

Dog, now I told you not to spend your money on flowers.

But I love you, dog. Thank you.

Bubba never gives me flowers.

Bubba's an asshole.

What do you think I have to take to become a great actor?

You've got to buy it for her, that's for sure.

I'll be my honeypot.

Stop that, Dodd.

You are my sister's boyfriend, and you know Pepper doesn't like you coming down

here.

Pepper gets so hot when she's pissed.

Shut up, honey!

I'll be right there.

Then you had better scram, buster.

I want to let you.

Erotic edification.

Knocker's own Miss Blonde Bimbo.

Who's not such a bimbo.

She's about to get her man.

Take it off.

Don't be my honey pie.

Stop that, Dodd.

You are my sister's boyfriend, and you know Pepper doesn't like you coming down

here.

Pepper gets so hot when she's pissed.

You went down with that dirty old stripper.

Drooling over my... This

here

is my little pussy.

I'm not gonna fuck it.

Like hell I'm not.

That's a fine piece of pussy. You see that snapper down there?

Talking

about

the woman he loves.

He owns her, too.

Who's this?

A real bimbo, get this.

Her legal name is Honey Harlow Potts.

Bubba King's mean squeeze.

Mean squeeze.

That's my honeypot. Gives Bubba Jr.

a ride.

You see that rich nephew of mine? That's the thing, my boy.

Oh.

About time, bitch. That's right. Get down on that.

Hey, hey, get the money.

All pages of the Philly Lynn.

Hey, Paul.

If I interest you in some free titty, no problem.

Hey, what about me, Bubba?

Shit. I'm getting enough free samples around here already.

Sure I can't interest you in some free titty? Free?

No, thanks.

Friend.

Then you can start off with me.

Here? Now?

Of course, right here, right now. Make some elbow room, Dad. She's gonna need

it. Right here.

I'll hold your head.

Come on, sweetie.

Give me some honey.

Please. Please give me some honey.

Please.

Please.

You sure you weren't rubbing your face in my sister's tip?

No.

Yuck!

Oh, Bob.

I'd

like

to work with Bubba here.

Oh, uh... Well, it's fun.

This peach is stirring something now.

Like I was saying, this pizza's... It's got what it takes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Go soak your dick in cold sheep's dip.

What's wrong? What's that look on that face?

Bitch.

You bastard, right in front of my nose.

I don't think that's the proper thing to be doing to the little lady.

Shut up. It's my club and I'm the boss.

These are my kids, this is my ass, and I'm the boss.

Bubba King.

Come on, come on.

Make my day.

Jerk. Him and his Bubba Jr.

and his doomy baby crap in this creepy club.

Oh, Mama was right.

I should stay away from boys.

Hollywood.

Oh, I wish.

I wish.

I wish.

Oh, Madame Dora.

Tell me, my teacher.

Well, I see that there's a man coming into your life.

He is tall, dark, And cute?

Yeah, cute.

Couldn't be from around here.

No. He's from the where?

From Hersheytown?

No.

He is from the Hollywood.

Oh, yeah.

From Hollywood.

And the adventures of Honeypot continue.

The path you have chosen to walk, Honeypot, is fraught with danger and

temptation.

It will not be easy.

Beware, young man.

Will Honey even be able to find Hollywood?

Will Bubba develop a yen for quiche?

You done whacking your butt in there?

Is Paul really a weasel in sheep's clothing? Hi, it's nice to meet you. I

enjoyed your dancing very much.

Is Amanda demonically possessed?

Will Pepper Lee join

a convent?

Will Warren run for political office?

And why are these people being watched?

Only the moose knows.

Moose to agency.

Have observed the intimate habits of earthlings and found them to be totally

irrational beings with uncontrollable libidos.

Prospects good for our harvesting of their sexual energy.

Moose out.