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This is an ABC
Color Presentation.

"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

Also starring in tonight's
episode, here's June.

Oh, that's beautiful.

You really like it?

Yes.

You seem to be
hesitating a little.

Oh, well, I was
just wondering,

don't you think it's
a little summery

for this time of the year?

Well, yes, but--

well, it's a secret.

What's that?

Dave and I are
going to Hawaii.

How wonderful.

You're the first one to know.

Oh, well, I'm
so happy for you.

I'll bet Dave is
excited about it, too.

Well, no, he really isn't.

He isn't?

I haven't told him yet.

You're kidding.

I told you, you were
the first one to know.

Oh, in other words,
you're trying it out on me.

Well, I figure
you're his mother,

and if you like the idea,
maybe he'll like it, too.

Well, just tell
him and find out.

No, because he'll hate it.

Oh, I'm sure he won't.

Well, he'll like
the idea, all right.

Then he'll have 150 logical
reasons why we can't go.

Like what, for instance?

Well, like, for instance, he
can't afford to take time off

from the office.

Well, that's probably right.

I suppose so.

Hey, it sure would
be nice, though.

Personally, I think he's
entitled to a vacation.

He's been working too hard.

Well, maybe you
can talk him into it.

And maybe you can
find some way to make

him think it's his idea.

Yeah, maybe I could at that.

Hey, what's so funny?

Well, I don't know.

It just seems so ridiculous
to have to trap your husband

into going to a
place like Hawaii.

I know what you mean.

I should think he'd
be delighted to go.

Well, men are men, and
you can't change them.

Hey, maybe one of those
travel folders would help.

You know, the ones
with the pictures

of the hula girls on it?
Hey, yeah.

Hooka looka
hooka pucca hooka looka pooh.

Hooka looka hooka
pucca looka pooh.

No matter what you try
to do to trick-a me,

I ain't-a gonna go to Hawaii.

I ain't-a gonna go to Hawaii.

What do you know?

An eavesdropping ukulele player.

Come on, don't
change the subject.

You heard me.

I ain't about to go to
Hawaii, and that's final.

OK, if you say so.

If you don't want
to go, that's that.

Well, I say, it
seems to me you're

giving in awfully easily.

Well, you know me.

I aim to please.

Besides, Dave and I are
the ones who are going.

Oh.

So it's Dave who's
going to get his arm twisted.

Now, no fair telling him, Dad.

We're doing this
for his own good.

Besides, we'll have a wonderful
time once we get him there.

Well, maybe you'd like me
to supply a little background

music while you're
trying to hook him.

Hooka looka hooka
pucca hooka looka pooh,

hooka looka hooka pucca hooka
looka pooh, hooka looka pooh,

hooka looka pooh, hooka
looka hooka looka pooh.

Now hold everything.

You know she's trying to get him
there, not frighten him away.

I was just getting
to the best part.

Hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo.

Hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo.

Hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo.

Oh, hi, Dave.

Mind if I join you for lunch?

No, please do.

I imagine you're looking for
somebody to pick up your check?

Well, I wasn't
thinking about it,

but now that you mention it.

Well, I figured you'd be
looking for a few shortcuts

to save money for your vacation.

What vacation?

Oh, come on.

You can't kid me.

I heard them cooking up
all the plans last night.

Hooka nooka ricka
dicka ricka bookah doo, ricka

ticka ticka ticka ricka
pookah doo, dooka puku kutu.

A friend of yours?

Never saw him
before in my life.

What
will you have, Dave?

I'll have a cheeseburger
and a chocolate malt.

OK.

If he gets violent, let me know.

What were you
talking about, Pop?

You mean you
really don't know?

No.

Oh.

Well, maybe I better
not say anything.

Well, it's not fair.

You sit out here and put
on your vaudeville act,

and then don't tell me
what it's all about.

Well, I thought June would
have sprung the trap by now.

Depends on which
trap you mean.

Uh, you're going to Hawaii.

Not again.

Every time we have pineapple
juice for breakfast,

she decides we ought
to go to Hawaii.

Well, she sounds
pretty serious this time.

I think she's been to the
travel agency and everything.

The worst part is,
I'd really like to go.

I just can't take that
much time away from work.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I've got a course schedule
and clients depending on me.

Well, yeah, but
you can't use that

as an argument with your wife.
It's too logical.

Well, I guess I'll
just have to tell her no

and let it go at that.

No, I tried that once
and wound up in Acapulco.

I got to tell her something.

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't you give her that
old, "even though I can't go,

there's no reason why you
should stay home and suffer."

You know, give her that pitch.

You mean, tell her
to go by herself?

Well, yes, she'll never do it.

I don't know.

June could be
pretty independent.

Well, yeah, but
not in this case.

You just suggest that
she go without you.

I guarantee she'll say,
go to Hawaii without you?

Go to Hawaii without you?

Well, sure.

Why not?

Well, OK.

If you say so.

Hello?

Mom?

Oh, hi.

What happened?

Exactly what you said.

Evidently, Dad told David,
just like you said he would.

And David suggested
that I go alone,

just like you said he would.

Mom, you're just too smart.

- Did you tell him you would?
- Well, sure.

You were right so far, so
I figured your advice must

be pretty good.

How'd he take it?

Well, let's see.

His mouth dropped open,
and he turned very pale.

You're practically on the
beach at Waikiki right now.

Yeah, but I don't want
to go without David.

Oh, don't worry.

He'll never let
you go without him.

Well, he better not.

- Better not what?
- Oh.

Hi, dear.

I was just talking to Mom.

Oh, would you tell her
I'd like to speak to Pop?

If he's there.
Oh, sure.

Mom, David would
like to talk to Dad.

She's calling him.

Oh, thanks.

Uh, if you don't mind, this is a
slightly personal little family

matter.

Oh, OK.

Oh, would you like
some papaya juice?

I think we have some.

Oh, uh, no, thanks.

Hello, Pop?
Oh, hi, Dave.

What's up?

Oh, I thought you
might like to know

I don't have to go to Hawaii.

Oh, great.

Well, that's all according
to how you look at it.

June loved your idea
about going by herself.

Well, you're kidding.

Unfortunately, I'm not.

Oh, well, look,
don't worry about it.

But believe me,
it's just a bluff.

You really think so?

Oh, sure.

Now, listen, don't give in.

You're a good poker player.

You've just got to outbluff her.

Pop, I probably
shouldn't mention this,

but do you remember the last
time we all played poker?

Well, yeah, I think so.
Why?

Well, don't you remember?

June won the biggest
pot of the evening.

Well, what about it?

With a pair of 10s.

Well, she was just lucky.

Now you stick to your guns.

Believe me.

I know what I'm talking about.

Uh, Pop?

Yeah?

I hope so.

Well, so-- ah--

Are you finished?

Oh, yeah, thanks, honey.

It's very good.

Thank you.

Here's the trip I
had planned for us.

That is when I thought
we were both going.

Of course I guess they can make
the same arrangements for just

me.

Oh, I'm sure they can.

Isn't that a lovely hotel?

It's right on Waikiki Beach.

Yeah, it's very nice.

That's Diamond Head
in the background.

Oh, yeah.

See, you'll have to take
some pictures of it for me.

Are you going to miss me?

Sure I will.

You probably won't.

You'll probably be too
busy at the office.

Yeah, I suppose
I will at that.

I imagine I'll be working
late, grabbing a bite to eat

at a cafeteria or someplace.

I can get some things for
you and put them in the freezer

before I go if you like.

What?

I'll be fine.

I don't want you
to worry about me.

I just want you to go
and have a good time.

Well, I'll phone
you every night.

Oh, gee, I wouldn't do that.

That's liable to be
terribly expensive.

Besides, I'm not even
sure where I'll be.

I mean, I might be
here or at the office

or over at Mom and Dad's or over
at Rick's, or who knows where.

Well, where's
"who knows where"?

Oh, I don't know.

I mean, well, why
don't you just send me

a postcard when
you get a chance?

Dave, breakfast is ready.

Morning, dear.

Hi.

Well, how do you like it?

What?
The coffee?

It tastes fine.

OK, Mr. Cool, I'm
talking about my outfit.

I bought it for the trip.

How do you like it?

Oh it looks very nice.

I got a new bathing suit, too.
Would you like to see it?

Well, I'll look at it later.

I have to get down
to the office.

Oh, it just takes
a second to put on.

Hey, wait a second.

Where do you think you're
going to wear that?

Well, on the beach, of course.

Well, isn't it a little--

I mean, wouldn't it
attract a lot of--

uh, never mind.

I'll talk to you about
it when I get home.

Whatever you say, dear.

Aloha.

Dave?

Dave?
Yeah?

Did you check the notes
on the contracts yet?

Uh, no, not yet.

You haven't even started.

Relax, will ya?

I'll give them to you
as soon as I finish.

You're the one
who ought to relax.

Look, why don't you break
down and go to Hawaii with--

Oh, I can't do that.
What about the office?

Are you kidding?

We'll just move a bunch
of telephones in here

and turn it into a bookie joint.

Anyway, I think June
is starting to weaken.

Well, somebody's starting
to weaken, that's for sure.

Yeah?

June's here, Dave.

Oh, OK, thanks.

June's here.
Oh, good.

You mind if I stick around?

I haven't seen a
good fight in years.

Oh, come on, will you?

Somebody's got to do
some work around here.

Hi, June.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, honey.

Hi.

I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.

No, that's OK.

I just wanted to let you know
I stopped by the travel agency.

They were really very nice.

Oh, good.

Sit down.

They lined up a
beautiful trip for me.

It sounds like it's
going to be a lot of fun.

Oh, that's nice.

I hope you have
a wonderful time.

Well, I won't
because I'm not going.

What do you mean,
you're not going?

Oh, you know darn well
I wouldn't go to Hawaii

without you.
You wouldn't?

Really?

Well, of course not.

I must admit, though, I
almost signed us both up.

You did?

Yeah, I was going to
drag you onto the plane.

Then I got to look
at how much it costs,

and I changed my mind.

Pretty
expensive, huh?

Well, it's about $300
more than I figured--

for the both of us, I mean.

Well, look,
honey, if you really

want to go ahead by yourself.

You mean you'd
actually let me go alone?

No, I was just bluffing.

I'm glad you finally gave in
because if you hadn't, I'd

have gone along with you,
and we can't afford it.

Yeah, I know.

If only it costs a couple
hundred dollars less.

I guess there's not
much chance of that.

- Oh, yes, there is.
- There is?

There's a wonderful economy
tour that'll be next Friday,

and it's going to all
the places we want to go.

And listen to this.

It's about $300 cheaper
because we're going in a group.

An economy tour?

Oh, I told them to hold
two reservations for us.

I better call and confirm you.
Oh, but honey--

June--
Oh, thank you, darling.

You're the most wonderful
husband in the whole world.

I could've sworn
he had it won.

I can't understand it.

I thought I was winning all
the way, and all of a sudden,

I wind up on the floor.

I must say, she gave a
beautiful performance.

There's no doubt about that.

Besides, I can't
feel too sorry for you.

After all, you are
going to Hawaii.

Yeah, I know.
It's not the trip.

It's the timing.

I really shouldn't be away
from the office for that long,

at least not right now.

Well, why don't you
tell her you'll take her,

but you'll have to postpone
it for a couple of months?

That won't work.

That's what I told her
last year and the year

before that and the
year before that.

And the funny part is,
I meant it every time.

Well, if you want
to get some advice

on how to get out of
anything, here comes

the world's champion.
Hiya, fellas.

Boy, am I glad I ran into you.

I was afraid I'd be all
sold out before I found you,

then you'd be mad at me.

Whatever it is,
I don't want any.

- Hey, I second the motion.
- Now wait a minute.

I'm going to make-believe
I didn't hear that.

I'll give you one more chance.

Are you or are
you not interested

in the cultural activities
of this community?

Not especially.

Me either.

Well, it so happens that a
group of the loveliest and most

talented young ladies
you'll have ever seen

are appearing for a limited
engagement at the Rivoli

Theater starting
this Friday evening.

And I happen to be in possession
of a small block of tickets.

And maybe you can
wangle a couple of them

for us if we play
our cards right.

Right.

We don't want any.

In the first place,
what's a ballet troupe

doing at the Rivoli Theater?

Well, it's not a ballet.

Well, I thought you
said it was cultural.

Well, it is, in
a broader sense.

But it's not a ballet.

Well, not exactly.

It's more like a review.

You mean a musical comedy?

Well, yes, there's music in
it and a line of beautiful girls

and a couple of the
funniest comedians

you ever saw in your life.

And there's this
guy who comes down

the aisle selling chocolates.

Who told you?

Look, if we want to
go to a burlesque show,

we don't need to get
the tickets from you.

Well, it's not
a burlesque show.

These are exotic dancers.

You can even take the wives.

Oh, thanks a lot, but I've
got enough trouble as it is.

Well, OK, then
don't take the wives.

Somehow, I get a feeling he's
not going to be too much help.

That's for sure.

Come on, let's order.

I promised June I'd go down
and talk to the travel agent.

Travel agent?

Are you going on
a trip someplace?

Well, I'm not sure yet.

I hope not.
Well, listen.

I've got a terrific connection
with one of the best travel

agents in town.

Hey, have you got
your tickets yet?

- Uh, Jack.
- Yeah?

We'll take a couple
of chocolate malts

and give Wally whatever he
wants and charge it to me.

- Oh, well, thanks, Dave.
- Are you sure?

Uh, yeah.

Somehow I have a feeling I'll
be saving money that way.

All right.

Goodbye.

Yes, may I help you?

My name is David Nelson.

I believe my wife was
in a little while ago.

Oh, yes.

Aloha, Mr. Nelson.

Aloha.

This is my brother.

How do you do?

I'm Mrs. Davis.

Are you going to Hawaii, too?
Oh, no.

Not this time.

Aw, too bad.

Actually, I was wondering
just how far my wife had

gotten with our plans.

Oh, we have everything
worked out just beautifully.

Here are your tickets and
your courtesy flight bag

and your itinerary with
all the hotels listed

and a chit for two pineapple
surprises at the Noynoy

Cocktail Bar.

Thank you.

God, I didn't realize
we were that well set.

Oh, we didn't want
to waste any time.

This is a lovely tour you're
going on, a real fun group.

Oh, well, that's kind
of what I was wondering.

I've never been
on a tour before.

Well, you're in for
a wonderful surprise.

Oh.

Well, I've heard
that sometimes it

can be a little inconvenient.

I mean, one person
wants to go one place,

and somebody else wants
to go someplace else.

And you're trying to
get everybody together,

and you're waiting for
people who are late.

Well, these are
little things that

can be worked out very easily.

Oh, I suppose so.

I was just kind of wondering
about the people we

were going with.

Oh, I'm sure you'll find
them very interesting.

In fact, we're trying to arrange
a little get acquainted party

so you can all meet each other.

We do that whenever
it's possible.

Oh, well, fine.

Gee, I'll be honest
with you, Dave.

I don't know why you're
putting up all this resistance.

In fact, it's a wonder
to me that June's

letting you go at all.

What you mean?

Hey, has Dave
seen this brochure?

Oh, yeah.

Don't forget I planned this
campaign very carefully.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

But maybe I'm
overdoing it a little.

Maybe I shouldn't
have bought this.

Well, why not?
I think it's lovely.

I don't know.

It seems so extravagant.

Maybe not, though.

After all, I can always use it.

It's not just for
this trip, you know.

Oh, you don't
have to convince me.

I guess I'm feeling
a little guilty.

Well, you shouldn't.

Maybe not, but I've pushed
David into this whole thing.

Well, even if you
did, it'll do him good.

He'll have a wonderful time.

How can he have
a wonderful time

if he's hating me every minute?

You don't think you're
exaggerating just a little?

Well, maybe so.

I don't know.

He doesn't seem to be too
happy about it, though.

He's been resisting me
every inch of the way.

Aloha.

Oh, David, is that you?

Yaka-hola-hidi-dula.

Thank you.

Mother.

Well, thank you.

This is a pleasant surprise.

Somehow, I had the feeling you
weren't too happy about going.

Well, I went down
to the travel bureau,

and I had a little talk
with a woman down there,

and I realized I had the wrong
approach to this whole thing.

Oh, that's wonderful, but
what's all this stuff for?

It's for the get
acquainted party.

What's that?

Well, Ms. Davis-- she's
the lady down at the Travel

Bureau-- said they usually
have a little party so that all

the people on the tour can
meet each other and kind of get

acquainted.

And you mean we're
having it here?

Uh, yeah, tonight.

Nothing elaborate,
just a few drinks

and sandwiches and coffee.

I hope it's OK.

Oh, well, yeah, I guess so.

It's just that there's so much
to do and in such short notice.

Well, that's OK.
Everything's taken care of.

I called all the people and
arranged for all refreshments.

You're right.

He certainly seems
unhappy about it.

How does this look?

Oh it looks great.

How about me?

How do I look?

Relax, will you?

You look beautiful.

Gee, I hope
everybody likes this.

Oh, I'm sure they will.

Besides, that's the best
part of this whole thing.

If they don't like us or we
don't happen to like them,

we still have time to back out.

Let's not even
think about that.

Ms. Davis said they
were all very nice people.

"A real fun group" I believe
was the expression she used.

Here comes somebody.

Are you sure I look all right?

Relax, will you?

You look beautiful.

Hi.

Is this the Nelson residence?
Yes, it is.

I'm David Nelson.

Hi, I'm Connie, and this
is my girlfriend, Jackie.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Nice to have meet you.

Can I take your coat?

Oh, well, thank you.

- Hi, I'm June Nelson.
- Hi.

This is sure a swell
place you got here.

Oh, well, thank you.

And a real cute husband, too.

Oh, thank you.

Would you like to sit down?

Oh, I'll get it.

Hi, girls.
Come on in.

Hi, is this
where the party is?

- It sure is.
- My name is Arlene.

And this is Gail,
Barbara, Joan, and Doreen.

Hi.

Come and join the party, girls.

It's a very nice party.

Oh, yes.

Aren't there any men
going on this trip?

Well, sure, honey.

I am.

Well, I know that.

Oh, gee, the phone.

Would you get that, please?

Hi, girls.
Come on in.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- This is the place.
- I'm Louise.

Louise.

And this is Sally and
Nancy, and this is Margie.

Hi.

Hi.

Hello?

Uh, hi, June?

This is Wally.
Is Dave there?

Oh, hi, Wally.

Just a minute.

I'll get him.

Dave?

Oh, Dave.

Isn't he cute?

He sure is.

I'd like to take
him home with me.

Oh, careful now, girls.

I can hear you.

David?

Aloha.

Wally's on the phone.

Well, tell him
to come on over.

Wally Plumstead.

Oh, maybe I better get that.

Excuse me, girls.
Don't go away.

I'll be right back.

Aww!

Are you David's sister?

No, I'm his wife.

Well, you sure are lucky.
He's cute.

- You could say that again.
- OK, I will.

He's cute.

Oh, hi.

Did the girls get there OK?

They sure did, and
it's working beautifully.

Do you think the
girls will be enough,

or shall I send
Goggles over, too?

- Who?
- Goggles McGoogle.

He's the top banana in the show.

He does this terrific
routine where he takes out

his teeth while he's singing.

Just the girls, that's plenty.

OK, don't forget now.

You promised to buy 20 tickets.

Excuse me.

Can I borrow my
husband for a moment?

Oh, well, I'll think about it.

Bring him right back.

Hey, these
sandwiches are good.

What is it, honey?

Well, that's what
I want to know.

What kind of tour
is this anyway?

I don't know.

It's just a regular fun tour.

It's not exactly
what I had in mind.

Me either.

Now just think, I didn't want
to go on this tour at first.

Maybe you were right.

What do you mean?

Well, maybe we ought to call
it off and go some other time.

Oh, well, geez, honey.

We're just all getting
to know each other.

I mean, the girls are kind
of counting on my going.

Yes, well, I've been
counting the girls,

and you're not going.

OK, if you say so.

I'll call Mrs. Davis
first thing in the morning

and call the whole trip off.

Well, OK.

Come on, Dave!

Uh, just a second.

Honey, maybe we better
not tell the girls.

I mean, there's no sense
in spoiling a good party.

- Hey, Dave!
- Uh, coming, girls.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Mrs. Davis.

Oh, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything

important, but I wondered
if you and Mr. Nelson

would like to stop by
for cocktails tomorrow

evening at my apartment.

This is Mrs. Davis?

From the travel agency?

Yes, that's right.

I thought I'd give a little
get acquainted party.

Nothing elaborate,
but I would like

you to meet the folks you're
going to be traveling with.

They're such nice people.

Oh, yes, I'm sure they are.

Um, Mrs. Davis--

Somebody's at the door!

I'll get it!

Hi, Mrs. Davis.
Oh, hi.

Come on in.

I'm sorry about
the short notice.

Oh, don't worry.

Come on in.

I want you to all sit down.

Come on.

We want you all
to get acquainted.

Hi.

Uh, hello, Mrs. Davis.

Oh, hello, Mr. Nelson.

I was just, uh--

I was going-- well, I was--

He was just trying
to get in the spirit

of the tour, weren't you, dear?

Uh, yes, Mrs. Davis.

Pardon me.

Are these girls going
to be on the tour?

Uh, no, sir.

I'm afraid not.

Oh, too bad.

Oh, I'm sure you'll have
a good time, Mr. Pringle.

Uh, I hope we have
a nice, calm trip.

Oh, I'm sure the storm will
be over by the time we leave.

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