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This is an ABC
Color Presentation.

"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Who won?

Pretty close, the girls came
on strong in that last hand.

Do we want to win or lose?

Uh, well, why don't we lose?

It always makes them happier.

It's a good decision,
since we lost anyway.

Come on.

The coffee's ready.

OK.

Well, don't keep us
in suspense, you guys.

Who won?
Who do you think?

Are you kidding?
We won.

We always win.

They're afraid if
they won, we'd make

them do something
really exciting

next time, like
take us to a movie.

OK, so you won.

See?
What'd I tell you?

Every Friday night's
the same thing.

Every Friday night, we play
bridge, and every Friday night,

we win.

And now that
you mention it, it

is getting a little monotonous.

In fact, everything we do
lately is all planned out.

We never do anything
spontaneous anymore.

Uh, do you get the
feeling that this is all

leading up to something?

Well, it must be
some kind of a pitch.

Clara doesn't even know
what spontaneous means.

I do too.

I may not know how to spell
it, but I know what it means.

Never mind them, Clara.

What were you saying?

Well, I was just
saying I thought

it might be fun to do something
on the spur of the moment

once in a while, something
a little different.

Like what?

Well, like why
don't they take us

to the dance at the Women's
Club tomorrow night?

Oh, that's a wonderful idea.

Yeah, and very
spontaneous-- and on the spur

of the moment-ish, too.

Yeah, we've only been hearing
about it for the past month.

At least.

Well, how about it?

Wouldn't you
like to go dancing?

Oh, of course, there's nothing
we'd rather do than go dancing.

Unless it's go fishing.

Say, that's an idea.

You know, they're having the
fishing derby up at the lake

this weekend.
Oh, really?

Of course, we wouldn't
be able to get back

in time for the dance.

Well, now there's
really a spontaneous idea.

I especially like the
part about not being

able to get back for the dance.

Well, thank you, Oz.

I knew you'd like it.

You're not going fishing
unless you promise to get back

in time for the dance.

I second the motion.

After all, we worked longer
on our spontaneous idea

than you guys did on yours.

Well, then here's an idea.

Why don't we compromise?

Now, we won't go fishing.

Instead, we'll play
golf in the morning

and get home in plenty of time
to figure out how to get out

of going to the dance.

Boy, this is an awful
early starting time.

It's all I could get.

- Hi, Ted.
- Hi, Joe.

How you been?
Oh, fine.

Thank you.
Do you know Ozzie Nelson?

I don't believe so.

How do you do?

This is Ted Huggins.

Say, why don't you join us?
We can make it a threesome.

Oh, thanks, but I just
got a call from the office.

I've got to pick up some
equipment down around Mexico

City.
Mexico City?

It's quite a trip, isn't it?

Oh, it's not so bad.

I'll be back late
this afternoon.

Ted's a pilot for a
mining construction company.

Oh, sounds pretty interesting.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Of course, it can get
pretty monotonous, too.

Hey, here's an idea.

How would you guys like
to fly down there with me?

You're kidding.

No, there's plenty of room.

We could have a few laughs,
have lunch down there,

and I'll get you back
in time for dinner.

Come on.
What do you say?

Oh, gee, I don't know.

What do you think, Oz?

It's up to you.

Well, look, I have to get
right out to the airport.

Why don't we leave it this way.

I'll be taking off in
an hour and 15 minutes.

If you can make it, meet me
at gate seven in an hour, OK?

- OK.
- Bye.

Nice to have met you.
Hope you can make it.

That's gate seven.

OK.

What do you think, Oz?

It's crazy.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I mean, what would
the wives say?

Yeah.

I can just hear Clara now.

Where did you guys
have lunch today?

Well, we felt like having
a little Mexican food,

so we flew down to Mexico City--

on the spur of the moment.

You know us.

We like to do things
spontaneously.

Well, what are we waiting for?

OK.

- Hey, Oz?
- Yeah?

All say?
Yeah.

Are the girls over here?

No, I thought they
were over to your house.

No, I guess they
went shopping.

You know there's a big
sale at the Emporium today.

Oh, well, that settles it.

They probably
spontaneously decided

to buy themselves new dresses
for the dance tonight.

Yeah, well, come on.
Let's go.

Well, do you think we ought
to leave without telling them?

Well, why not?
That's the fun of the thing.

Do you have to tell
Harriet every time

you go out someplace for lunch?

No.

And after all, it was
their idea that we

do something spontaneous.

Well, of course it was.

Besides, we can phone them
when we get down there.

Yeah, we'll tell them the
malt shop was a little crowded,

so we decided to fly down
to Mexico City for lunch.

Hi, Mr. Randolph.
Hi, Pop.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Rick.

I just came over to borrow a
few fishing things if it's OK.

Dave and I are going up to
that derby at the lake today.

Oh, yeah, my stuff's
in the hall closet.

And why don't you borrow
my lucky fishing hat?

You sure you don't need it?

- No, that's OK.
- Come on, Oz.

It'll take us 20 minutes to
drive out to the airport.

Uh, should we tell him?

Oh, sure.

We're going to fly down
to Mexico City for lunch.

Oh, have a good time.

We're going to fly down
to Mexico City for lunch.

Ah, what are you gonna do?

Sure great to
have you guys along.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, it's nice
for you to invite us.

Perfect flying weather, too.

Kind of
hit a little pocket there, huh?

Yeah, well, we hit a
few bumps here and there.

I think it'll be pretty
smooth most of the way.

We may hit a few rough spots
going over the mountains.

Uh, did you say the mountains?

Yeah, mountains.

How far are we from home?

Oh, we're not very far yet.

I thought maybe I could just
parachute down and hitchhike

back.

I may join you.

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, I thought we might
play a little pinochle.

Well, shouldn't you--

uh, wh-- what about--
Oh, it's all right.

I set it on autopilot.

Besides, I'll keep an eye out.

Joe is going to
be so happy when

I tell him about that
beautiful dress I didn't buy.

And the shoes to match.

Oh, I forgot about the shoes.

He'll just be delirious.

He might even ask me to
dance a couple of times.

Well, I guess the
fellas are back.

Ozzie's golf clubs are here.

Oh, Ozzie?

Joe?

Wait a minute.

What's the matter?

Well, Ozzie usually keeps
his fishing stuff in there,

and it's gone.

You mean you think somebody
came in and stole it?

No, I'm afraid to
think what I'm thinking.

You mean they went up
to the fishing derby?

Oh, they wouldn't do a thing
like that without telling us.

Yes, they would.
Come on.

Let's go.
Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

I'm going back to get
that dress I didn't buy--

and the shoes to match.

Well, what if they
didn't go and we're wrong?

Then I'll feel
guilty, and I'll

need everything I can
get just to cheer me up.

I can hardly wait
till we phone the girls.

Can't you just see
Clara's face when I tell her

we're having lunch
in Mexico City?

Yeah.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

I'm afraid we may have had a
little misunderstanding here.

We're not going all
the way to Mexico City.

We're not?

No, I'm afraid we
won't have time for that.

Oh.

Well, that-- that's OK.

I'm sure there must be a good
restaurant at the airport.

Yeah, but what I
mean is we're not

going to land at Mexico City.

We're not going that far.

You mean we're landing here?

Yeah.

Uh, what's the
name of this place?

It's called Poco Loco.

It's a little mining town.

Oh.

How far is Mexico City?

Oh, it's about a
half hour from here.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to
mislead you guys.

Oh, that's OK.

Well, hang on, fellas.

We're coming in.

This is it, huh?

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Thought you said it was only
a half hour from Mexico City.

Yeah, but that's by plane.

Well, uh, how
far is it by road?

Well, actually, there
isn't much of a road.

It's more like a trail.

Well, how long does
it take to get there?

About 2 and 1/2 days by burro.

Burro?

Well, that lets out Mexico City.

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, look, I got to
see my loading the cargo.

Just make yourselves
comfortable.

Make yourselves
comfortable, he says.

Fine.

Oh, by the way, are
you guys getting hungry?

Well, yeah.

Where's the restaurant?

Pancho.

Si, señor?

We got a couple of
hungry customers here.

Uh, well-- uh, actually,
I'm not too hungry.

Nah, me either.

But this is
,, señores,

fresh from Mexico City.

Oh, you fly it in by plane?

No, señor, by burro.

Don't worry.

He tells that to
all the tourists.

I think I brought another
guy down here once.

- Did he manage to survive?
- Oh, sure.

Actually, the food's very good.
See?

Food is very good.
Have some.

It's on me.

Say, I don't suppose there's
a telephone around here,

is there?

Yeah, there's
one right inside.

You might have a little trouble
getting through, though.

Yeah, we thought we'd call
the wives in a little while.

Well, might as well.

You first, Oz.

Uh, I think I'll have
one of those tacos.

Yeah, me too.

Two tacos coming up.

Good luck-- on the
telephone, señor.

Oh.

Si.

Si, operator.

Person to persona.

Señora Jose Nelson.

Si.

El telephone-o
numbero is Warfield.

No, no, no, no.

W-A. Wa.

Wa, like In Juarez.

No, no, no.

No, not Juarez.

Warfield.

Si.

Si, señorita.

Warfield.

Eight.

La ocho.

Uh, I mean ocho.

Dos.

Dos.

Uno.

Uh, uno.

How do you say nine?

Nuevo.

Oh, you speak
English.

She speaks English.

Well, why didn't she say so?

She didn't know I did.

OK, I'll hold on.

I can hardly wait.

She's trying to
get the number down.

Just tell them we're
having lunch in Mexico.

You don't have to
describe the place.

Hello, dear.

Is that you, sweetheart?

Oh, sorry, operator--
uh, señorita.

Oh, señor?

Sorry.

Oh, thank you.

Couldn't get through?

Well, yeah, but
there's no answer.

Mm.

Let's get some more tacos.

Well, Oz.

How do you like Poco Loco?

Well, it's a good name for it.

Sure
isn't Mexico City.

Sure is hot enough.

You should stop
eating those tacos.

Got to do something.

We could be home playing
golf this afternoon.

You know that, don't you?

We'll be home
in a little while.

Oh, here comes Ted.

I sure could use a
nice big chocolate malt.

On top of those tacos?

Oh, hi, fellas.

You all set?

No, I'm afraid there's going
to be a little delay delay.

Delay?

Yeah, some of the stuff
I was supposed to pick up

hasn't arrived yet.

Gee, how long's
this going to take.

Oh, it shouldn't be more
than a couple of hours.

A couple of hours?

Holy smokes.

Well, I'm sorry, but I
promise you we'll be out of here

in two or three
hours at the most.

Gee, I hope so.

I'll see what I can
do to speed things up.

Pancho, take my friends
a couple more tacos on me.

Coming, señor.
Coming.

See you later, fellas.

- Two or three hours.
- Yeah.

You know what this means?

We're going to miss
that dance tonight.

Well, I don't know whether
to laugh or cry about that.

You know what
Clara's going to think.

She's going to say we came
down here just to get out

of going to the dance.

Yeah, and she'll
probably convince

Harriet of the same thing.

Think we ought to try to
get them on the phone again?

Yeah, I think we should.

I hope they're home by now.

Come and get them, señores.

Plenty good tacos, señores.

Plenty good.

Well,
what do you think?

Well, I guess a
couple more won't hurt.

Tacos, tamales,
enchiladas, burritos,

and all the frijoles
you can eat.

Yeah.

You suppose they're home yet?

Well, I didn't see the car.

Ozzie?

Ozzie?

Hello?

Yes, this is Mrs. Nelson.

It's long distance.

Oh, hi, dear.

It's the fellas.

Oh my goodness.

Where are you?

You sound a little strange.

Oh, uh, do I?

She
wants to know where we are.

Well, tell her.

Uh, Harriet?

Do you want to tell her?

No, go ahead.

That's why we came
down here, wasn't it?

Well, yeah, but, somehow,
it seemed much funnier

this morning.
Go ahead.

You're wasting pesos.

Uh, Harriet?

What's the matter?

Who are you talking to?

Uh, just Joe.

We decided we'd like to
have some tacos for lunch.

Well, where are you?

Uh,
We're in Mexico City.

Mexico City?

Mexico City?

Uh, well, not
exactly Mexico City,

but we're not far from it,
about 2 and 1/2 days by burro.

Are you all right?

Oh, si.

Si.

See, uh, we met this friend
of Joe's at the golf club.

He's a pilot.

And he was flying
down to Mexico.

So we thought it might
be a funny idea--

uh, at least it seemed
like a funny idea.

And, anyway, we flew
down here with him

and had lunch here in Mexico,
just on the spur of the moment.

Yeah, tacos, tamales,
enchiladas, burritos!

Coming right up, señor!

No, no.

Joe!

Uh, sorry.

Where was I?

Well, according to you.

You were in Mexico.

When are you going to get
home, for goodness sakes?

Well, that's what I
wanted to explain to you.

See, we ran into a
little difficulty.

We were going to fly down
here and go right back,

but now we probably won't
get back until late.

In fact, I'm afraid we're going
to have to miss the dance.

Oh, I see.

What did he say?

He says they flew down
to Mexico for lunch,

and they won't be home
in time for the dance.

So that's it.

Let me talk to Joe.

Clara wants to talk to Joe.

Oh, OK.

Just a second.

Clara wants to talk to you.

Here he is.

Hello, honey.

Don't you honey me.

Where are you?

We're down to Mexico.

We just flew down
here for lunch.

Honest.

We had the whole works--

tacos, tamales,
enchiladas, burritos.

Coming, señor!

You're
sure good customers!

Honest, honey,
we're in Mexico.

Oh, here.

Here's a real Mexican.

I'll let you talk to him.

Here, Pancho.

Si, señor, tacos,
enchiladas, and tamales!

No, no, no, I want
you to say something

to my wife on the phone.

Oh?

Buenos dias, señora.

I love you.

Clara, did you hear that?

Who do you think
you're kidding?

What's the matter?

I think they're
at a bar someplace.

They just put some drunk
on with the phoniest

Mexican accent I've
ever heard in my life.

Have you been drinking?

Hello, Clara?

Look, I don't
care where you are.

Just sober up and
get home for dinner.

Where do they think they are?

I'm not sure, but I've
got a pretty good idea.

I think they're up
the lake fishing.

Oh, do you think so?

You know, they
could be in Mexico.

They could have flown
down there for lunch.

Does Ozzie like Mexican food?

Well, no, not especially.

Does Joe?

He can't stand it.

He gets heartburn if he
drives by a Mexican movie.

What do you think?

I've got a feeling they
don't believe we're down here.

Well, I can't say
as I blame them.

I'm not sure I
believe it myself.

Well, when we miss that dance
tonight, we'll all believe it.

Yeah.

You and that pilot
friend of yours.

Friend of mine?

I never met him
until this morning.

That's what I mean.

I should think you'd
have more sense than

to go flying off with some
guy you hardly even know.

Well, here we are laughing,
and we're facing disaster.

We've got to figure out some
way to straighten ourselves out

with the wives.

Maybe we could take home
a couple of souvenirs,

you know, some little
trinkets for them.

At least it would prove
we were down here.

There are so many beautiful
gift shops here in Poco Loco.

How about Pancho?

More tacos, señor?

No.

No, we'd like to
get some souvenirs.

Oh, souvenirs, si.

Frijoles, enchiladas--

No, no, no more food.

No, no, we want to get
some presents to take home

to our wives.

Oh,.

Presents for the wives!

Si, señor.

Do you have some?

No, señor.

Well, do where
we could get some?

Maybe Mexico City?

No, I'm afraid that's
a little too far.

Hey-- hey, Oz, how bout this?

You can't take the
sarape off the man's back.

Si, señor, only
$4.50 American money.

Real bargain, eh?

You want to buy the hat?

This is quite a storm.

Yeah, I'm trying
to get around it.

It may take a little longer,
but it won't be quite so rough.

I hope you're right.

What time do you
figure we'll get in?

Oh, around midnight--

if we don't get lost
or run out of gas.

Oh, good.

There's one thing
you can be sure of.

Eventually, we're
bound to come down.

How you doing, Oz?

I don't know.

I never had trouble
flying before.

Well, it's not the flying.

It's the tacos, and the
tamales, the enchiladas.

Please.

I think I'll take
her up a little bit.

Oh, no, don't.

When you go up, the
tacos come down.

And when you come down,
the tamales go up.

And the enchiladas are just
sloshing around from side

to side.

Hang on, partner.

If I feel any worse, I
may throw these extra tacos

overboard.

What time is it?

About one o'clock.

Oh, too bad.

I hate to start off a
new day with a big fight.

You think we should have
had these gift wrapped?

What difference does it make?

Nothing's going to
help us now, anyway.

Why, that's a fine attitude.

Oh, I guess Rick
brought the stuff back.

Oh, yeah, that's right.
He went fishing.

Lucky guy.

We could have gone fishing,
too, and not be any more trouble

than we are now.

Yeah, look, let's
act as if we don't

expect the girls to be mad.

How do we do that?

Well, uh, look happy.

Do you hear what I hear?

Yeah, they finally got up
enough nerve to come home.

Oh, too bad we don't
have a tape recorder.

This ought to be worth saving.

Buenos noches, señora.

No, Oz, not señoras,
beautiful señoritas.

Oh, of course-o!

Mucho pretty-o!

Mucho baloney-o!

They've been fishing.
What do you think?

Fishing hat.
Fishing box.

Clara, we have not.

No, no, no, no, we
went down to Mexico,

a quaint little place
called Poco Loco.

Yeah, we flew down there
on the spur of the moment--

you know, one of those
spontaneous things you girls

are always talking about.

You mean you went all the
way to Mexico to go fishing?

No.
No.

No, no, no, we went to
Mexico, but not to go fishing.

See, Ricky borrowed this
fishing stuff this morning,

and I guess he left
it out in the kitchen.

I just picked it up.

What do you think?

No, no, Harriet,
don't ask Clara.

Make up your own mind.

Before you make
up your mind, we

brought you some authentic
Mexican souvenirs.

That's right.

This is for you, honey.

This is for you, dear.

Well, thank you.

Regarde.

Well, it certainly looks
like they've been someplace.

But not Mexico.

This was made in Japan.

Japan?

Joe!

Oz, show them the change
you got from Pancho.

Are you kidding?

You spent the change
for those last tacos.

He ate tacos?

He ate tacos, tamales,
enchiladas, burritos--

Oz, just stop it.

This is not fair.

You know something?

I'm beginning to believe him.

The only time he
groans like that

is when he's been eating
my mother's cooking

or Mexican food, and I know
he wasn't visiting my mother.

Then you believe us?

Well, I must admit, there's a
lot of evidence in your favor--

the sombrero, the
sarape, Joe's heartburn.

And the fact that Rick told
us all about it when he

brought the fishing stuff back.

You mean you knew all along?

And you let us go through
all this for nothing?

Oh, it wasn't for nothing.

We really enjoyed it.

Besides, it serves you
right for coming home so late.

We couldn't help it.

See, what did I tell you?

She thinks we did it on
purpose so we wouldn't

have to go to the dance.

I suppose if the
dance was next week,

you'd be happy to go.

Naturally.

Well, not exactly happy.

But after all, we
promised to take you,

so we would have lived up to it.

Well, good, because
it is next week.

Next week?

Well, you said it was tonight.

Well, that was just a
little spontaneous idea

we had to get you guys
to use up any excuses

you might come up with.

And you sure came
up with a beauty.

Well, it looks like we're
stuck with taking them

to the dance next week.

- Oh, not necessarily.
- Why?

What do you mean?

Well, we thought you might be
willing to settle for taking us

out to dinner someplace.

Hey, yeah, that's a deal!

OK.

In fact, there's a new
restaurant just opened up

over on Chandler Street.

Or there's always the malt shop.

Oh, the food is
great at the malt shop!

Well, we had something a
little different in mind.

Such as what?

Well, let's see.

How about breakfast in London.

Luncheon in Rome.

Dinner in Paris.

A late supper in Monte Carlo.

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going to the dance, say I.

I could
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