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This is an ABC
color presentation.

"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring, in
tonight's episode, here's Kris.

Hey, Rick.
Wait a second.

Oh, hi, Wally.

Do you always run all
the way across the campus?

What are you talking about?
Well, you must be out of shape.

Are you kidding?
I got nothing but shape.

Ah, see, speaking of shape,
I have this friend who's

lost a lot of weight lately.

He's looking very anemic
and feeling very flat.

Don't tell me.
Let me guess.

It's your wallet and
he needs how much?

Anything you can spare.

I'm desperate.
Gee, I don't know.

It must be catching.

I'm a little flat in the
wallet department myself.

Oh, that's no fair.

You heard me wheezing up behind
you and hid it someplace.

No, honest, I
just haven't got it.

I'd like to help you out,
but I have to meet Kris,

and I'm a little late now.

Well, that's OK.

It wasn't important anyway.

Oh, hiya, Rich old buddy.

How's everything going?

Sorry, Wally, I'm broke.

Oh, darn it.

George!

George!

- Rick!
- Oh, hi, Pam.

Oh, gee.

I'm glad I ran into you.

Can I borrow your history notes?

Oh, that's right.

You were playing a little
hooky yesterday, weren't you?

Shh.

Actually, I was
helping my aunt out.

She just opened a little
tea room downtown,

and I've been filling
in as hostess until she

can get somebody else.

Oh, I'd kind of
like to have them back

late this afternoon though.

I got to look them over
for the quiz tomorrow.

Oh, well, maybe I
better not take them then.

I'll be at the tea room all
afternoon and this evening too.

Oh, well, that's no problem.

I'll be working down at the
law office this afternoon.

I can stop by and
pick them up later.

Well, gee, that'd be
great, if you don't mind.

I'll be at the
Colonial Tea Room.

And it's on 4th Street.
And that's in the 800 block.

Oh, well, that's right around
the corner from the Law Office.

Here you are.
Gee, I sure appreciate this.

Oh, that's OK.
Gee, I better hurry.

I was supposed to meet
Kris about 10 minutes ago.

I'll see you later.
OK.

Oh, pardon me.
Are you a friend of Rick's?

Yeah.

Oh, well, a friend of his
is in desperate need of--

oh, I mean.

You wouldn't want to loan--

That is, I don't suppose
you could spare--

oh, never mind.

Oh, Carl!

Oh, here you are on this
side of the bulletin board.

Never mind.

I've walked around this
bulletin board 100 times.

You're 10 minutes late.
Gee, I'm sorry.

I was a little late
getting out of class.

And Wally hung me up trying
to borrow some money.

I got over here as
soon as I could.

Rick.

Oh, hi, Pam.

Hi.

Have you met my wife?

I don't believe so.

Pam Kimball, this is my wife--

Kris.

Kris.

Pam's in my early
European History class.

Rick, I noticed some
legal-looking papers in with

your notes, and I thought
you might need them.

Oh, yeah, thanks, I must have
left them in there by mistake.

Rick just loaned
me some lecture notes

for a quiz tomorrow.

I hope I didn't
make him too late.

Oh, no, that's OK.

Pam was just telling me
about her aunt's new tea

room, the Colonial Tea Room.

Yeah, you got to come
by for lunch sometime.

It's right around the
corner from Rick's office.

I'll do that.

Yeah, I just found out
about that myself today

a little while ago.

Well, thanks, again, Rick.

And it was nice
meeting you, Kris.

- Same here.
- Bye-bye.

Bye.

OK, let's run over
once again, shall we?

What?

You said you were late
getting out of class,

and you said you stopped
to talk to Wally,

but you forgot to tell me
you stopped to talk to Pam.

Well, I didn't
forget to tell you.

I had no intention
of telling you.

- You didn't?
- Of course not.

I figured what you
didn't know wouldn't

make you insanely jealous.

What makes you
think I'm jealous,

and when was she in your office?

She's never been
to our office.

She seems to know where it is.

Well, I probably
mentioned it to her.

After all, I sit right
next to her in class.

You never mentioned
that before.

You're putting
me on, of course.

- You hope.
- Come on.

I'll take you to lunch.

No, I don't think
I'll have time now.

I talked to your
Mom, and she wants

to go shopping this afternoon.

I told her I'd go with her.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

I hope I didn't make
you miss your lunch.

Oh, no.
That's OK.

It's probably a good idea if
I miss a couple of lunches.

All that shapely competition
strolling around.

Come on, now.

Well, she is awfully pretty.

You don't have to sit
next to her, do you?

I mean, you could move
your seat, couldn't you?

Are you kidding?

I had to bribe a guy
$5 to get where I am.

Hi.

Well, hi, Rick.

Well, what do you think of them?

Oh, they're beautiful.

You didn't know I
had talent, did you?

Oh, did you make these?

Well, no, but I put
the frosting on them.

Good for you.

Oh, is there an anniversary
party here tonight?

Well, there might be.

And we always keep a couple of
birthday and anniversary cakes

on hand, just in case.

Well, suppose it's
nobody's anniversary.

Oh, well, when it gets kind of
late, we smooth the icing over,

and we take the cake, and we
cut it up in little pieces,

and we give it a French name.

That's a good idea.

Oh, listen, I'm almost
finished with your notes.

I'll just be a few more minutes.

Well, look, I could
come back later.

Oh, no.

I've got them right
over here in the booth.

It's a beautiful place.

- Thank you.
- How long you been open?

Just a couple of weeks.

We opened November the 1st.

Sit down and make
yourself comfortable.

Look, why don't
I come back later.

I said, you could have
until this afternoon.

No, that's OK.
I'm almost finished.

Now, you sit down, and I'll
get you a chocolate parfait

while you're waiting.

And it'll be on the house
because you were so nice.

- You don't have to do that.
- Well, don't be silly.

I want to.
Now, I'll be right back.

- Ah, Pam?
- Now, don't argue.

I insist.

There's just one thing.

Could you make that strawberry?

Coming right up.

Now, don't you go away.

Oh, here it is.

- Oh, it's darling.
- Yeah, it is, isn't it?

- How'd you find out about it?
- From a girlfriend of Rick's.

A girlfriend?

What I mean is, she's a friend
that happens to be a girl.

Oh, I see.

Actually, I don't think
she's even a friend.

He's never mentioned her before.

Before today, that is.
That's fine.

Don't explain.

Just try and remember,
they're innocent till they're

proved guilty.

Rick?

Oh, hi, Kris.
Hi, Mom.

Hi, dear.

I just stopped by to pick
up some notes from Pam.

You remember her.

You met her this morning.

Was she the blonde
with a real good figure?

Yeah, that's the one.

You noticed it too.

Well, yeah, she sits
right next to me in class.

Well, that's where I met her.

What's that on your shirt?

Oh, that's strawberry parfait.

She hadn't finished
copying the notes,

so I had a strawberry
parfait while I was waiting.

I guess it kind of looks
like lipstick, huh?

Well, now that
you mention it, yes.

Well, there are a
lot of people in there.

Well, not really, actually.

There are only a
few people in there.

It's a nice place.

It just opened a
couple of weeks ago.

November 1.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Why don't I take you
out to dinner tonight?

Does he always keep
everything from me like this?

Only when a good-looking
girl is involved.

Well, how about dinner?

Oh, thanks, but I've got
a sorority meeting tonight.

So we better eat dinner at home.

I'd like to take a rain
check on that though.

OK.

And you get an
A-plus for trying.

Come on, Mom.

I'll treat you to one of
those strawberry parfaits.

OK.
Bye, dear.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Oh, Mom, would you mind
picking up my notes for me?

I seem to have forgotten them.
OK.

- Hi, Rick.
- Oh, hi, Pop.

Sit down.

Oh, thanks.

You're eating kind
of late, aren't you?

All I have for lunch
with a strawberry parfait.

Oh, that
sounds interesting.

It was more interesting
than you think.

In fact, I've sort of
had a bad day so far.

Oh, yeah?
In what way?

Well, I keep bumping into
this good-looking girl all day,

and each time I
do, Kris shows up.

Oh, well, those things happen.

In fact, it happened
to me once when

your mother were first married.

Was she a blonde?

No, she was a redhead.

Every time I'd suggest that your
mother and I go out someplace,

this girl would be there.

It makes it a little
difficult, doesn't it?

It sure does.

What happened?

Well, we were at
a dance one night.

And, sure enough,
this girl was there.

And the next thing
I knew, your mother

had invited her
over to the house.

What was she trying to do?

Put you on the spot.

No, it was just
her way of showing me

that she wasn't upset or
worried about anything.

Oh.

But I wouldn't
worry about Kris.

Women have a way of
working these things out.

She might even wind up inviting
this girl over to your house.

Somehow, I don't think that
would be such a good idea.

Would you care for something?

I think I'll have
a chocolate malt.

No, make that a
strawberry parfait.

That sounded pretty good.

Good luck.
And don't spill any.

If it gets on your shirt,
it looks like lipstick.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Pat.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, I didn't know
it was for dinner.

Where?

Oh, yeah, I know where it is.

In fact, I was just
over there today.

Yeah, well, I'll
leave a note for him.

OK.
I'll see you later.

Thanks for calling.

Bye-bye.

- Hello?
- Hi.

Could I speak to
Rick Nelson, please?

This is Kris.
Oh, hi, Kris.

Just a second.

Rick?

Rick Nelson?

Rick?

I'm sorry, Kris.
He's not here.

Oh, well, would you give
him a message for me, please?

OK.

Wait till I get a pencil.

OK, go ahead.

Would you tell
them the sorority's

going to meet at the
Colonial Tea Room for dinner.

And that I hope he doesn't mind
eating at the fraternity house.

Have you got that?

Yes, I've got it.

Yeah, I'll be sure he gets it.

So long.

Hiya, Greg, old pal.

Sorry, I can't help you out.
I'm broke too.

How'd you know what
I was going to ask you?

Are you kidding?
The word's gotten around.

Say, have you seen Rick?

I'll tell you where
he is if you loan me $5.

Have you seen Rick?

$2.50?
$1?

Come on, will ya?

I got a message here
for him from Kris.

I'll see that he
gets it for $0.50.

OK, forget it.

I'll put it on the
bulletin board.

Well, why don't you
give it to him yourself?

Because I'm going out
of town for the weekend.

I'm leaving in
about five minutes.

OK, I'll give it to him.

Thanks.

All right.

Hi, Greg.

Hiya, Dink, old
pal, old buddy.

You're wasting your time.

Hiya, Willy.

Hi, see you.

Can you lend me a buck?

Oh for gosh's sakes.

Hiya, fellas.

No.

A nice bunch of
fraternity brothers you are.

Oh, hiya, Rick.
Hi, Wally.

Oh, I've already
asked you, haven't I.

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

I must say, this
is a fine situation.

A guy can't even borrow
a few dollars to help out

his poor old sick father.

- Is your father sick?
- Well, not yet.

But he's going to be if
I have to borrow any more

money from him.

Well, before he
breaks down and starts

to cry, why don't we all
chip in a buck apiece

and get him off our backs.
You know something?

I think it's worth it.

Well, thank you
very much, fellas.

All donations gladly accepted.

Donations?

Who said anything
about a donation?

I want an IOU.

Well, that's no problem.

There you are.

What's this?

That's my IOU stamp.

It saves me a lot
of time and trouble.

It's perfectly legal.

That's my signature.

It's the first rubber
signature I've ever seen.

It gives you a
lot of confidence

in these pieces of
paper, doesn't it.

I'll be glad to notarize
it for an extra $0.50.

There you are, Rick.

Oh, there was something I
was supposed to tell you.

Oh, well, I'll
think of it later.

Business before pleasure.

You don't have any
amounts on these.

Well, that's OK.

Just fill in the
amount yourself.

I trust you.

Hey, a guy could write an IOU
$10, signed Wally Plumstead.

What difference does it make?

You know you're not going
to get paid back anyway.

Yeah, that's for sure.

OK, fellas.

That'll be $1 each.

Hey, Rick, that sure was
a great idea of yours.

I sure want to thank you.

That's OK.

Rick, oh no, this has
nothing to do with money.

It just seems to me I had
something to tell you.

Well, if you think of
it later, let me know.

No, wait a second.
It makes me mad.

I can't think of what it was.

Well, don't worry about it.

It probably wasn't
anything important.

Oh, I know what it was.

It was a phone
message from Kris.

Kris?
What did she want?

Well how do I know?

Greg took the message.
Well, where's Greg?

Oh, he went out of
town for the weekend.

Now, relax, will ya?

I've got it here someplace.

Never mind, I'll call her.

Oh, wait, I think I
put it in my notebook.

That's OK.

No, I'm sure it's here.

There's no answer.

He didn't say what
it was, did he?

No, he had it written
on a piece of paper,

and then he gave it to me.

Well, I hope it wasn't
anything important.

I'm about two steps out
of the doghouse as it is.

I just can't figure this out.

Greg handed me the note,
and I put it in here,

and I haven't opened
it since, except when

I gave out those IOUs.

Holy smokes, that was the
paper I tore into pieces.

That's great.

So each guy has a
piece of the note.

Oh, well, at least
we've solved the mystery.

What the heck did
I do with that IOU?

Well, I hope you
haven't lost it.

Remember, no IOU, no money.

Well, I don't care
about the money.

I just like to know
what that note said.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, good.

What's it say?

It says, Rick.

Well, at least we
know who it's for.

We knew who it was for.

I'd like to know
what the message was.

Oh, hey, there's Sean.

Hey, Sean.

Have you got that
IOU I gave you?

- Yeah.
- Let me have it, will you?

- Where's the money?
- Oh, no money.

I just want to look at it.
Forget it.

Wait a minute.
It's not for me.

It's for Rick.

I don't care who it's for.

It's going to cost you $1.00.

All I want to know
is what it says.

It says, I owe you $150,
signed Wally Plumstead.

$150?

Well, you send to fill
in the amounts ourselves.

Well, turn it over.

See if it says anything
on the other side.

Yeah, it's a
message from Kris.

It may be important.

Well, yeah, it does seem
to say something back here.

Well, what is it?

Well, originally,
I didn't think

I stood any chance of
getting my money out of this.

But now that I find myself
dealing with a somewhat more

substantial citizen, I'll
do you a very special favor.

Come on, will ya?

I'm going to give
you a $149 discount

and turn this over to you
for the cost price of $1.

Thank you.

It's a pleasure to do
business with an honest man.

Oh, what's it say?

It says, meet at,
and it says for dinner.

Meet where?

Well, how should I know?

It's all it says here.

The only thing you ever have in
your notebook is blank paper.

Why did you have to pick the
one page with writing on it?

Now, now, don't be nasty.

Well, maybe Kris
is home by now.

I think I'll give
her another call.

If she is?

Would you asked her if I could
borrow a couple of bucks?

I'm still a little short.

Never mind.

No answer, huh?

No.

Well, this is great.

I'm supposed to meet
her someplace for dinner

and I don't even know where.

Yeah, it is kind of
a ticklish situation.

It's even more than that.

I was the one who invited
her out to dinner.

It's kind of like
a peace offering

for a little
misunderstanding we had.

Does it have anything
to do with that lipstick

on your collar?
That's not lipstick.

That's strawberry parfait.

I better track down
the rest of this note.

Well, just to show you my
heart's in the right place,

I'll help you.
You're kidding.

- Yeah, I'm kidding.
- No, you're not.

Yes, I'm kidding.

No, I'm not.

Hey, Dink?

You still have that
IOU Wally gave you?

Yeah, I think so.

Why?

Well, I'd like to see it.

How come?

OK, I'll give you $1 for it.

You got a deal.

Thanks.

- Hi, Rick.
- What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be
out looking for the IOUs.

I was just taking
a little break.

Got to recharge the old battery.
Did you have any luck?

Of course.

Although I must say,
it's a new experience

for me chasing people
I owe money to.

Let' see the notes.

Correction, note.

Here it is.

It costs me $1 to get it back.

OK.

OK.

Don't shout.

Kris.

Boy, I'm really getting nowhere.

Well, at least
who it's to and who

it's from, and that you're
going to dinner someplace.

Yeah.
And it's getting late.

Kris may be waiting for me
right now for all I know.

Who else has part of the note?

Well, let's see.

How about Kent?
Yeah, do you know where he is?

Sure, he's got a
part-time job painting.

Do you know where?

Sure, I'll write
it down for you.

I'll let you have it for $1.

$0.50.

$0.25?

OK.

OK.

Rick, something.

Meet at some place for dinner.

Hope you don't mind.

Something something house.

Kris.

Well, it's not much to go on.

House, obviously she
wants you to meet her

at your house for dinner.
Well, that's silly.

I go home anyway.

Why would she want to
call me and tell me that?

Well, she wants you to meet
her somewhere for dinner.

Probably at the
Colonial Tea Room.

The Colonial Tea Room?

That's the last place in
the world she'd want to go.

Where did you get a
silly idea like that?

That's what it says
on the back of my IOU.

I think it fits right there.

Hey, that's it.

Meet at Colonial
Tea Room for dinner.

Colonial Tea Room?

I wonder why.

Don't ask me.

I've never been there.

I guess I'd better
get over there.

Colonial Tea Room?

Good luck.

Say, how come you
have one of my IOUs.

You didn't loan me $1.

Well it's kind of a flyer.

I bought it from
Willie for a dime.

What time is she
supposed to be here?

I really don't know.

All I know is I'm supposed
to meet her here for dinner.

Well, I'm sure she'll
be along any minute.

How's this table over here?

Oh, yeah, this is fine.

Well, you go ahead
and sit down now,

and I'll keep an
eye out for her.

Oh.

There.
How's that?

Oh, fine.
Thanks.

OK.

- Hey, Rick!
- Hi, Wally.

- Am I too late?
- Has Kris gone?

No, she hasn't
even been here yet.

Oh, thank goodness.
I found the rest of the note.

Look, don't worry about it.
Everything's fine.

Oh, that's what you think.
You haven't seen the note.

Well, I've seen enough of it.

It says, meet at the
Colonial Tea Room for dinner.

What else do I have to know?

You better take
a look at this.

Dear Rick, sorority going
to meet at Colonial Tea

Room for dinner.

Hope you don't mind eating
at the fraternity house.

Oh, great.

See what I mean?

I'm not supposed to
be down here at all.

No, but Kris and her
sorority sisters are.

Yeah, and it'll look like
I came down here to meet Pam.

Come on.
Let's get out of here.

Well, wait a minute.

If I wanted to meet Pam, I'd
be crazy to make it here,

especially since I knew
Kris was going to show up.

That's just plain logic.

What's logic got
to do with girls?

Especially wives.

Too late.

- Hi, Kris.
- Hi.

I got your husband over there
in a romantic little booth.

- You what?
- Yeah.

Come on.

Follow me.

Come on.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Surprise.

Yeah, it is kind
of a surprise.

Happy anniversary.

What?

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary to you.

Happy anniversary to you.

Happy anniversary,
Ricky and Kris.

Happy anniversary to you.

Yay!

I really don't
know what's going on.

Happy anniversary.

I know it's not
our anniversary.

Sure it is.

You mean, you've
forgotten already?

Forgotten what?

It's the anniversary
of our first date.

Oh, isn't that sweet?

Well you two have a
good time, and we'll

leave you with your
thoughtful romantic husband.

Aw.

I have a large table
reserved in the banquet room,

if you follow me, girls.

That kind of took your
by surprise, didn't it?

Yeah, it sure did.

The anniversary
of our first date?

That's right.
Exactly three years ago today.

Don't you remember?
Oh, sure.

I remember it very well.

We went swimming.

Yeah, that's right.

In the middle of November?

Well, I brought
along my hatchet

and chopped a hole in the ice.

Keep smiling till we get home.

Say you love me.

Say you do.

And I'll spend my
life loving you too.

When today is just a memory, my
heart will still belong to you.

Say you love me too, say you do.

You're my every dream come true.

Let me share them all with you.

I'll be yours my whole
life through, now

and always, I love you.

Say you love me.

Say you do.

And I'll spend my
life loving you too.

When today is just a memory, my
heart will still belong to you.

Say you love me too, say you do.

Say you love me too, say you do.